Bobby Is Tone Tone Galore | Ep 341 | Bad Friends

Wave. Bobby Lee. Welcome to Atlanta, Georgia. My name is. Captain Bobby Lee. We have Admiral. Andrew Santino here and we're brought to. you by the Space Command ship 0x90 and. we're here in space near Mars. >> Mhm. >> No, we're in Atlanta, Georgia. That's. not a good opening. No, I I could feel. it when I was doing it. I was like,

let's do a space theme. And in my mind, I'm like, let's keep talking and it's. not working. But anyway, welcome to. Atlanta. I did a show here. And Andrew. is doing a um movie here. And we joined. forces here to do a program called Bad. Friends here in Atlanta, Georgia. >> You two are bad friends. >> Who are these two idiots? >> A white dude and an Asian dude. You two. are disgusting. >> Well, you two are something. >> We're bad friends. Hey, [screaming]. WELCOME TO BAD FRIENDS, >> A wave series. We are so excited to.

shoot today in Atlanta, Georgia. Georgia. Yeah, the Southern Bale, dude. We're a little couple. Well, don't do it. stupid. That sounds dumb. Now, this. sounds like you're mocking. >> Oh, how I'm an aristocrat. >> No, that's better. Yeah, actually, you. are you are land. >> You are a little aristocrat. >> Yeah, I'm an aristocrat. >> You're you would be a southern bell. A. pretty little southern bell. >> We got to get a camera on him for the um. I see dead people. But anyway, um. [laughter]. >> what if he doesn't want to be on camera? >> We'll do a punch in later. But anyway,

>> we have two we have two videographers. sitting in the room with us. We're in. Atlanta, Georgia. I'm here filming a. movie. And Bobby did a show last night. And that's why we've ended up in in this. little room where we are. And I flew in. this morning at 6:00 in the morning. >> You did? >> I was in Knoxville yesterday. >> Is that where you're shooting? Knoxville? >> No, I'm shooting here. I was at the. Tennessee game with my dad. >> Oh, I see. >> And Gillis. Uh, [snorts]. it was we had a blast. I can't talk. about what happened. >> Jane Gillis. Oh, >> Jane Gillis. >> Jane Gillis, man. I'm big fan of Jane.

>> Shane's cousin, Jane Gillis. >> It was great. Trump was there. >> Oh, I love him. >> And then him and I went out and got. dinner after the game. >> You and Trump? >> Yeah. Just him and I. [laughter]. >> Yeah. >> We went to Red Lobster. >> It's so good. He loves that. >> He loves. >> Cheddar Bay biscuits. >> That's all he want. He's stuffing his. little face with cheddar bays. So, um I. I have a Me and Carlos haven't been. doing well. >> Then what's been going on? Why don't you. air it out, baby? >> Okay. So, um. >> Wait, we have or haven't? >> We have. No, dude. I'm so mad at you. I.

We're done. >> Oh, because I called you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You go. You go. >> Yeah. Go ahead. Called you mean what? >> No, I don't want to say it. >> No, I want you to say it. >> I I said you were being abusive. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Were you being abusive? >> No, I wasn't. Not at all. >> Did you strike him? No. >> No, he's being emotionally abusive. >> Oh, IT'S EMOTALLY ABUSIVE. >> GO UP, MAN. YOU KNOW, HE FACETIMED last. night and he's in bed with a girl with. our clothes off. >> and I was like, "Oo, I think this is. going to be good." And then he says this. morning he didn't do didn't do anything.

>> I said, "Did you do anything?" He said, "No.". >> No, we didn't even cuddle. >> And then he says to me, I go, "I've. never heard of that in my life." He. goes, "That's because you're too. straight." What does that even mean? >> Like, you're so straight you can't even. imagine being in bed with a girl and not. having sex with. >> Not as an adult male. No, that's as a. kid, maybe. >> What if you were in the army or. something? gays talk all night. Is that. what you're saying? >> I'm saying they do chat a lot. My. neighbor was gay. >> Oh, what was that? What was the party. like? >> You're just as gay, if not gayer than. me. >> What are you saying if I'm in the army? What does that have to do with.

>> you? They have like, you know, female. >> soldier kid next to each other. >> Yeah, female soldiers. You know, you're. like on a sniper mission. You can't just. have sex with her. >> Are you talking about, dude? [laughter]. >> That's an example. >> You're never sleeping with another. soldier in bed without clothes. That's. never happened. >> Like, it's very cold. told you have to. get some stuff off and get body warmth. It's not about sex. It's about being. warm. And last night I just wanted to be. warm. >> Oh, like naked and afraid. [laughter]. >> [ __ ] you naked and afraid. >> Yes, it was fine. It was survival. >> I tell you, dude, this hair is really.

getting to your head. >> Yeah, [laughter]. >> it's unbelievable. >> I don't even know what's going on. >> Yeah, she was my friend. We were. >> Can we go to our. >> We met her before. He said we met her. before. >> I think Yeah. Yeah, I did recognize her. Yeah. >> Yeah. Bob's mad cuz I called him out for. You're abusive. >> No, that's. >> You got called out for being abusive. So. this is this is so we're in the other. night we're on a show and before the. show he comes up to me and he goes um. there's a guy with cancer. Let me finish. the story. >> A lot of guys with cancer these days. >> I know and it's really sad but he goes. he's going to come and say hi.

>> and I go. >> after the show. >> After the show. >> Well did he have any any sort of. paperwork to show that he had cancer? >> I know. I need to. >> Anybody can just say it. >> I KNOW. I KNOW. I KNOW. >> ANY FANS like I have cancer and you're. like sure how would I know? I I need to. see something. >> I have spinal bifida. I I want. paperwork. >> I want paperwork. I know you look like a. pretzel, but I you know [laughter]. I need paperwork. >> That one you can see. >> And I go, of course, OF COURSE you you. you want to come by. Say, huh? >> How did the cancer guy reach out to you? >> He asked the venue and the venue asked.

me. >> Damn, dude. That's pretty bold. >> Dear tabernacle, I have cancer. >> I think he just went up to security. He. went to security. >> Wow. >> So anyway, I agreed. And so I. >> White guy, black guy, Asian guy, >> white guy. Let me finish the story. So. we. >> you let him white with cancer. >> I know, dude. I used to do Puerto Ricans. only. >> Is the only one? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> I have cancer puppy. [laughter]. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> In my bones. >> Yeah. So um. >> cancer. >> So I forget that he's even, you know,

you forget. [laughter]. >> You forgot he had cancer. >> Yeah. I forgot that even there was that. element to the. >> YOU FORGOT. >> I FORGOT THIS CANCER ELEMENT of the. night. [laughter] You know what I mean? The theme of the night. >> was cancer. It was cancer and it was. gone. >> cuz I was there was other people coming. in. I was like, "Hey, thanks for coming. this and that. Oh, you liked it. This. and that, whatever." You know what I. mean? So then um. >> I just completely forgot and I just go, "Where's cancer?" [laughter]. >> Like there's people in the room and. there was a guy sitting and goes me.

>> Yep. >> And in my mind I'm like, "YOU HAVE TO DO. AN ANNOUNCEMENT BEFORE CANCER COMES IN.". I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS THERE. >> Oh yeah. This is your fault. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's an. announcement when cancer comes in. So, I. don't go, "Hey, where's cancer?". >> Right. >> You know what I mean? And so, and then. he goes, "I'm right here." And then I'm. embarrassed. I'm like, "What the [ __ ] I. just. >> I'm so sorry." He's like, "It's fine.". >> Yeah. >> And his friends laughed. >> Sure. >> Yeah. But I was so embarrassed by it.

You know what you got to do? I'm sorry. for not protecting you from yourself. >> When Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You didn't. protect me from myself. Yeah. >> When there is So, I apologize. a cancer. person that needs to come backstage or. special needs person or handicapped or. any of that stuff. >> We just need to communicate to each. other on tour. >> And I think what you should make is. >> stickers that say cancer. >> something like a ribbon or. >> different hand gestures, you know, for. >> there's not there's so many different. there's. >> you got to put cowbells around their. neck so we can hear when they're coming. >> Yeah. But we've already created all the.

hand gestures that one can create, man. Right. We have. >> I'll just do them all and see if we can. all. >> Yeah. Oh, what? That's Shaka. This is Shaka. >> Exactly, dude. Yeah. Hawaii. That's Rock. on. >> Rock on, dude. Right. >> Yeah. >> Wait, >> that's the Shocker. >> That's the Shakur. Different from Shaka. >> No, Shaka. >> Yeah, Shaka is different than Shocker. Yeah. Can I do it? >> Fine. >> Okay. >> I didn't know you're the hand guy. >> Well, I was doing a game. >> Yeah. What's handicap? >> What? [laughter] Oh my god.

>> Is that handicap? No. My point is Oh, this is kangaroo. Oh, this is kangaroo. Kangaroo. >> That's [laughter] more kangaroo. >> It's more kangaroo. Anyway, um, >> so you're abusive and you're not doing. your job. This is both of you. >> Did you No, that's not true. Did you Oh, did you say when you were you in the. room when I did go where's cancer? >> Yeah, you were in the room when I said. that. >> Yeah, they were fine and having fun. It. wasn't like the end of the world. >> Maybe there's a better way to say it, but you know what I mean. >> Where's the gentleman to be sick or.

something like that? Maybe I should have. said that. >> Your niece was there and you were. distracted. Oh, why? >> You just were. >> Who was there? >> My niece. >> What do you mean your niece? >> What do you mean? [snorts]. >> You know, you know it. Can I just say. something to you, pal? >> Stop. Stop. See that face you're making. right now, pal? Right. >> You act as if I don't come from family. >> You don't. >> You act as if I have no one out there. like with my name. >> Do you know what a niece? >> It's supposed to be my brother's. daughter. >> Any of your siblings there? >> Yeah, but I don't have I have one.

brother who doesn't, you know what I. mean? have any. >> and therefore you don't have. >> So I have cousins that have them so I. just call them niece. >> That's not a niece. >> What is it? >> It's your It's your second cousin. >> once removed or something. All right. So. what? So your your niece was backstage. >> and then um Yeah, I have family as well. like you do. >> You don't. [laughter]. >> Yeah, you do. >> I'M A FAMILY MAN. DUDE, >> YOU'RE A MUT that they find in Mexico on. the street. Like maybe it does have. family somewhere, but most likely not, >> right? Missing something.

>> Yes. Yeah, maybe doing the kangaroo or. whatever. [laughter]. >> Anyway, um so that happened. >> So you called out cancer. You were. abusive to Carlos. >> I wasn't abusive, but. >> I cried in the car on the way here. >> Why? This guy's pissing me off, dude. >> Because my dad sent me a nice text. message. Balling in the car. >> You don't have a dad. Anyway, um see how. does that feel? I don't have a niece. You don't have a dad. I mean, it doesn't. feel good. [laughter]. >> It doesn't feel good. I know that you. have a dad. >> because your dad's dead and mine's not.

So, don't throw your [ __ ] on me. >> Don't throw your dead dad stuff on. >> I love it. It feels good. >> I should call my dad right now. >> Tell him how much I love him because. he's alive. >> You're so good. >> You know, it's Mark Marin's birthday. today. We ought to call that. >> Yeah. >> Who are you calling? >> Cat. >> This is. Remember when Carlos talked to me in. that way? >> I think that's her voicemail. [laughter]. >> Hello. I think it went hi beep. I think that.

was her voicemail. [laughter]. >> That was her voicemail. >> Yeah. >> She goes, "Hi." And I go, "Do you. remember? [laughter]. >> Do you remember?". >> Yeah. I absolutely was not. >> So the tour was. >> just out of nowhere he did that. I was. It was a [ __ ] shocking in my mind. I. was I was never talk to I was never. going to talk to him again. >> Well, how about these photos of you who. abused you? Was that Carlos that injured. me? photos of me was a completely That. was nature abusing me. >> Let me see what. >> You know what I mean? So, I get abused.

by him and nature. >> So, these are your legs? >> Those are my legs, dude. >> That's disgusting, dude. >> Look, look what happened. >> What is that? Were those from um. chiggers? >> Mhm. >> I'm dead serious. >> Yeah. Yeah, they're triggers. >> I had ch bites all over my legs. >> You know how you kill them? You go into. water, they drown. [laughter]. >> I think that's what. >> I knew it was coming. I knew it was. coming. And if they're on your body in a. movie that they chirp [laughter]. they chirp loud in a movie. >> You know how certain bugs are attracted. to lights? >> Yeah.

>> Chiggers are attracted to a single beep. of a dying fire alarm. [laughter]. [laughter]. >> I know. But I got riddled by triggers. Look at that. >> Hold on. Gillis is calling me right now. >> Yeah. >> Shane, I can I got to call you back. I'm. on bad friends unless you want to talk. Those. things came out of nowhere. >> Shane. Bobby. >> Shane. Bobby says hi. >> What's up, buddy? >> What's going on, man? >> Hey, bud. >> Great call.

>> Just called in because uh me and Santino. had a wonderful evening last night. >> We really did. Do you want to tell Do. you want to say what happened or No, you. don't have to. >> Uh I can I I don't have to say where it. was or whatever, but. >> [laughter]. >> uh. >> I took I thought what was a micro dose. of mushrooms and I ended up tripping. It. was a mega [laughter]. >> Jedi. Didn't didn't want to trip. >> It was It was He was in the corner of. the couch for a while. He kept looking. at me with wide eyes and he was like, "Santino." [laughter]. >> Wow.

>> Fun fun fun. >> Shane, let me call you. Let me call you. back. >> All right. Bye. Bye. Bye. Later, dude. >> He was having a good time. Can I tell. you that I've got a new lease on life. now? >> I love it. >> Hold on. Let's finish this. Okay. >> This is what you were walking through. the woods. >> No, no, you have no idea. So, I have. another photo that I [snorts] I'll just. show you. >> Explorer. >> I I'll I'll take it. >> Are you still painting your nails or are. you getting them painted? >> What do you mean? A little fairy does. it? What are you talking about? >> Do you paint them or do you go. somewhere? >> I go somewhere, dude. What's your. aggression about, guy?

>> It was a [ __ ] regular question, you. [ __ ] And then you spun it like, what are you talking about? It's very. easy. Do you do it or does someone. >> So, see this couch right here? >> Let me see. Who's that chick? >> That's my girlfriend. >> Oh, >> all right. So, [snorts] in that couch, >> I can't see her face. >> Yeah. So, in that couch, right, is. outside of Turtle Bay in a little tiny. cabin. >> Mhm. >> Okay. We decided to make love. Sweet love. But lake. Okay. We make sweet love. She.

goes in to take a shower. I fall asleep. outside. >> 3:00 in the morning, completely dark by. a lake. >> Okay. You woke up and the triggers had. stolen your wallet. [laughter]. [laughter]. >> It's enough. >> It's enough, dude. >> I'm sorry. >> Yeah, it's enough. But you know who got bitten the most, dude? Next [laughter] to me there was a. fat white chick.

[laughter]. She was really Oh my god. They went. after her. >> Wait, so this is Turtle B. So that's. what happened. By the way, does she have. a tattoo above her? It says love to all. you. >> Yep. >> Love to all you. >> I have no idea, dude. It's in um old. English. >> It says love. Wait, [laughter]. >> love. >> I can't read. >> Oh, no. Love is all you need. I'm sure. >> that's all you need. >> Don't you agree?

>> You agree? >> No, brother. You need You need a job. >> I know, but Yeah, you do need more. What. would it say? All love is all you need. Love is all you need. It's a. >> song. >> Sing it. >> Yeah. [laughter]. Yeah. Yeah. Beatles. Yeah. All love is. all you need. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I know. you're not tonedeaf, but it sound that. you know that's not how it goes. >> What?

>> I was trying to make a version of it. That's. >> why they're going to sue us. You think. Paul McCartney? >> Yeah. I don't want I don't want the. Beatles to sue us. >> BAD FRIENDS. [laughter]. I'VE got to sue him. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Oh. Oh, you know what? I got. >> I love it. >> TICKETS TO OASIS NEXT YEAR. >> NICE. >> I GOT I GOT INLINE. What do you mean? Why? Oasis [ __ ] the best. >> I got inline online. Luke Luke, my. cousin got online. You had to sign up. for a [ __ ] code just to be able to. try to buy tickets. >> Wow. >> And then you put your preference of.

cities and it was like [clears throat]. Boston, Vegas. >> Call Taylor. >> Call Taylor. Who? You're friends with people. Oh, >> you you can't you don't have any. connections to go into Oasis. >> I buy tickets. >> I know, but you can get in. >> Why? I buy tickets. >> You can you can make a phone call. >> to who? >> Who? >> Your agent. >> No, they're able. >> They can. >> Why would they be able to do anything? >> Who reps Oasis? >> Well, you'd have to look it up. >> Yeah, >> but music and No,

>> I've done that before. >> Yeah, >> you rep Green Day or what? you know, and. then they go, "Yeah, >> I just don't have that in me to do. I. don't want I just I'd rather them get me. a [ __ ] job.". >> Yeah. >> Then get me tickets for Oasis. >> The one time I did that was George. Lopez. >> I I never met George Lopez and I had a. Mexican girlfriend named Christine. Portillio. >> Then the door was open to George. As. soon as he sees you with a Mexican girl, you're in. >> Yeah, I was in. Yeah, that is true. >> Yeah. Yeah. And so, wait, that's how you. get in with all those Mexicans.

[laughter]. >> What the [ __ ] are you? >> You go to Edward J. You go to Edward. James almost his house, dude. [laughter]. You got to bring a Mexican dude. >> Why? >> They love it. >> So, you know that you know [laughter]. >> I Dude, I'm dressed like an Eliachi. Dude, >> you walk in. >> Yeah. I have those bolo ties, dude. I. come in, [laughter]. >> you know, girlfriend. >> Yeah. I come in like that. So, my point. is is that uh I don't even know what I. was talking about. >> You have no point. George Lopez. >> Oh, George Lopez. Yeah. So, um I didn't. know him and I called and and I called. my agent. They gave me fourth row at. some a theater somewhere in downtown.

>> What show? It was somewhere in LA. In. downtown LA, George Lopez, I said. >> Oh, I thought I thought [clears throat]. George got you. You got tickets to SEE. GEORGE. >> I DON'T KNOW HIM AT THIS POINT, I SAID. >> OH, >> YEAH. >> How old are you? >> I'm in my 30s. >> And you went to see standup? >> I know. >> [ __ ] gross. >> It's so gross. >> I would never. >> I know. And then I almost didn't get the. tickets. I don't know, dude. It was like. one of those. [laughter] Is there. anything I can do? >> Weren't you mad at that time? >> Yeah, I could. Yeah, I almost didn't get.

George Lopez tickets. >> Now I know him well, so I could get. tickets now. But yeah, >> so insane to go see to go see. >> Here's the wor the worst part and I love. George, but um. >> yeah, >> he comes up like I guess in a machine. >> What the [ __ ] are you talking about? >> He's on stage. It comes up like Michael. Jackson like out of the hole in the. >> something. [laughter] Yeah. And it comes. out like this. >> Wild. No way. >> Yeah, dude. like Elvis did. I remember.

he [snorts]. didn't turn around for like two minutes, [laughter]. right? And I literally got up. >> and I go, "Let's come on. Let's go.". [laughter]. I poked her like this. I go, "Let's go. Let's go. It's too long. >> It's too much. >> It's too Two minutes is way too long to. be around like that.". >> You know what George is? >> Yeah. >> George is a comic. >> He's a real comic. >> And he likes comics. So, like I know. some people that don't know George think.

like he might be a little stern or not. cold, but like [snorts] you know, whatever. But to comics, he's like loves. comedians. I think it's just he loves. the culture so much of comics. >> I love him so much. He's a great guy. >> So, I have a lifestyle change that's. happening and you guys are going to be. privy to it now. >> Lifyle change. >> Thank you. [clears throat]. >> I uh I found a new lease on life. a new. lease online. >> here in Atlanta. >> Tell me. >> how much.

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>> I'm interested in Bra. >> I know. I'm looking at the brotherhood. [laughter]. >> All right. So, you when you your. singularity. >> Hold on. She's calling. >> All right. >> Hello. >> Hello. >> Was car was Carlos out of pocket? Was. Carlos out of pocket at all? >> That's crazy. Um, well, tone tone was. >> Who the [ __ ] is. >> see now? Okay, can you hang up the phone. now? >> All right, Cat, we got to go. >> We got to go. Byebye. >> Goodbye. Goodbye. >> So, now we're opening a window into. who's abusive.

>> Well, that's a character I play. >> Okay. So, he when he wants to be. abusive, he turns into tone galore. All right. Now, tone tone galore. >> You're gay. >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> Bobby made up the name. You got ALL THESE BOBBY. IT WAS BOBBY'S. character for me. >> You named it. >> ONE DAY YOU ALL YOU WALKED INTO A ROOM. AND YOU WENT, I'M tone tone galore. What. the [ __ ] is going. >> That's not what happened. We like we're. in your penguin suite in Sydney or. wherever and you were like your charact.

>> I did have a penguin suite. >> You were like you're tone tone galore. [clears throat] Go. Like it was like. improv. >> But you've adopted this character. >> Yeah. I'm. >> Do you wear certain clothing to be tone? >> No, it's that I went to a gay conversion. camp and I'm trying to get others to go. There's a backstory to Tone and Galore. >> Yeah. And if you don't agree to go to. the camp, I immediately like really hurt. you. >> Did you go to the camp? >> Yeah. And I'm not gay anymore. And I. want other people to not be gay, too. [laughter] And so I would hit Cat really. hard and like leave marks on her and. stuff. >> Seriously? >> Yeah. That's not That's not good either.

So who's being emotionally abusive? >> That's physical. >> But that's funny. >> That's not funny. >> Everyone laugh. >> because you're tone tone. You can Where. do you smack her? >> The thigh ass. Anywhere that. >> this is insane. >> Oh, hold on. Hold on. Hello. >> Can you explain to me tone tone galore? >> I mean, >> yeah. Yeah. Explain to me who is tone. tone galore. >> Liquid IV. >> Guess what, guy? I'm the most dehydrated. person you've ever met. >> I can tell by your skin. You should take. some liquid IV cuz one stick of liquid. IV and 16 ounces of water is more.

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>> Thank you. >> Pretty method acting and he like. >> I think he was like Christian. >> Is he violent? >> Yeah. Yes. >> He's a Christian counselor. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> So what? All his repression comes out in. violence. >> It's because you're repressed. Is that. what it is? You're a gay guy who can't. come out. >> and I want other people to be involved. All right. Thank you, Cat. >> Okay. Bye. >> Wait, I'm trying to understand this. character. So, you're repressed. You. went to conversion camp. It didn't work. >> No, it did work. I'm not gay anymore. And. >> yeah, but I work for the camp and I want. other people to come and they never.

listen to me. So, I hit them. >> So, when people come, [laughter]. >> you're [ __ ]. >> See what I'm dealing with? I'm dealing. with [ __ ] layers of psychology here. Yeah. Six. >> It was your idea though. How did I come. up with tonal? That's insane. You came. up with the name. That's all I needed. >> Is that something that I would come up. with? Tonone galore. >> Definitely. [laughter]. >> Absolutely. >> But wait a minute. >> It was the seed. I'm the tree. >> So, you went to camp. >> Yeah. >> You want others to come to camp to.

change? >> Yeah. >> Cuz you think it worked on you. >> Yeah. And I. >> Now you're not secretly giving tuggies. at camp. >> No. Absolutely not. >> You're not being a bad boy in the box. >> No. I liked my conversion because of the. suppression though. >> It come repression. I mean, it comes out. in violence. >> Yeah. And so for him to say that, >> why don't you just [ __ ] a guy and get it. over with? >> Because I went to camp and I don't need. to anymore. >> See, this sounds like someone who's. denying their truth. >> I think you're mad at me because I slept. in bed with a girl and we didn't have. sex. >> No, I'm not mad at that. I just think.

it's odd for an adult male. >> I was tired. >> How old are you again? >> 39. >> Come on. >> I was tired. >> It's not odd. It's just gay. [laughter]. >> Did you try? No, I didn't try. I. promise. >> But but you can't. You look, >> you have to try. >> 100%. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> You can't. >> How do you try? How do you. >> do you have no Are you not attracted at. all to her? >> I'm not. She's. >> very pretty. >> I've seen her. I saw her on FaceTime. last night. They [ __ ] FaceTime me. from bed and I was like, "Why did you. pick up?". >> I was super attracted to her friend when.

we met. And so that's like the. connection. >> Is she attracted to you? >> Probably not. >> Maybe. Why did you say it like that? >> She flew here from Nashville. >> Yeah. I mean, she's cool. >> It's like a 30-minute flight. >> Oh, it is. Oh, I don't know. 2 minutes. away. >> Wait a minute though. >> She flew here to see you. Was there a. discussion we're going to be sleeping in. the same bed? That did that ever come. up? >> No, because we've done it before in. Vegas before. So, it wasn't. >> You were in [ __ ] Las Vegas and. nothing happened. >> Yeah. >> I'm shocked. I'm astonished. >> And there was a gay There were two beds.

in that one. There was a gay guy in the. other bed and everyone just had a good. time. I watched Game of Thrones on my. iPad. >> Who was in the other bed? Tone Tone. Galore. Whatever [laughter] the [ __ ] his. name is. >> Hey, it's Caligula. It's dark. It's It's. >> Could you sleep in a bed with a woman. just as a friend? >> I've done it so many times. But I. >> You're so gay, dude. >> No, but I'll But here's my excuse. >> Okay, >> see that attitude right there? [ __ ] you, man. >> [ __ ] you. >> All right. See, there we go. >> I know. Well, you. >> Did you see it? >> You definitely just started it. >> Yeah. Anyway,

>> he's such a gaslighter. >> Gas is up, dude. >> Gas is up all day long. >> Can I finish my brotherhood? >> Yeah. I'm done with that. What was my. name again? >> Brahma. Brahmahu. Nathan Brahmahu. >> Nathan Brahmahu. Yeah. >> Anyway, welcome back. Great commercial. break. Anyway, um so the brotherhood, what's your what is your name again? >> Cliff. >> Hi, Cliff. How are you? So, um you guys. are lobbyists. You uh Singularity is. what you said. >> That's what we're looking for. >> Yeah. [laughter] I I understand it. And. you know what? I love your books. You.

know what I mean? Yeah. How to Die in. Alabama was a great How to Die in. Alabama was a great book. >> We're big into book burners. >> Right. Right. And um your references to. Timothy McVey was incredible. You know. what I mean? A terrible human being. No, don't do that. >> Whenever you say his name, I have to. [laughter]. >> I have to salute when Yeah. Okay. >> Tim. >> David Caresh. [laughter]. >> Ruby Ridge. Ruby. Ruby Ridge. [laughter]. Bring up a picture of Stone Mountain. This is where I'm staying. So, the joke. that we're obviously making.

>> is I learn on my first [ __ ] day. driving down. >> This is it. I'm driving down I'm driving. down Robert E. Lee Boulevard. >> Oh, they got my photo wrong. >> Yeah, >> they carved it wrong. >> Oh, your eyes your eyes look your eyes. look different there. [laughter]. >> I'm driving down Roberty Boulevard. I. get to the set and one of the crew. members is like I was like, "Ooh, tough. tough little road out there." He's like,

"Yeah, the resurgence of the KKK started. here." I was like, "What?" He's like, "Right here in Stone Mountain." So, go. back to the other picture, Carlos. You. can see it. We're shooting near this. thing. It's this big national park. And. he was like, "Yeah, the KKK started on. the outside of this stone mountain.". >> Whoa. >> The resurgence of it. >> It's [ __ ] insane. >> And I go and I said to the cop, there's. cops everywhere inside of this park. It's a national park. There's cops all. over the And the cop comes to set and.

he's like chatting with us about the. movie. There they are. Oh, there I am. There's still nothing. >> Um, no, no, I wasn't in this one. I'm I. took that photo. Um, I'm chatting with. the cop and I was like [clears throat] I. was like, "What's this place known for?". He's like, "The KKK and suicide.". >> I go, "What?" He goes, "We People jump. off of that [ __ ] thing all the time. And the woods are so dense and thick. They shot Stranger Things in these woods. where we're filming some of it." And he.

goes, "People get drugs, do drugs, get. drunk, and go get lost in the [ __ ]. wood.". >> Is it beautiful? >> It is oddly beautiful. >> It's kind of It's like the people that. >> Well, I get it. If you're going to do. it, do it somewhere pretty. What's been. going on with you other than having all. this time off? >> Beautiful. >> You just sitting, >> huh? >> Are you helping your wife? >> Here. >> No, I'm here. I'm watching Bobby doing. pirouetses and getting naked on stage. And I mean, time of my life. By the way, our my contract our contract punishment.

with MGM because your butthole in Vegas. is gone now because I resigned with MGM. again. >> Oh, yeah. >> So, we're out of jail now. >> That's you. I I think I'm still in jail. >> No, you're good. >> Really? >> Yeah. We asked. They said you're good. >> MGM I'm good. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. No more butthole stuff. >> Yeah. I get No. No. But. >> No, he didn't do it. >> I didn't do but hole. >> The whole deaf community came to see. Bobby last night. >> The deaf community has such a. >> No, you are a visual act. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. It's not as much what you say as. what you do. >> Are you making fun of the translator up.

there? >> No. Making fun. She did such a. >> She did a great job. >> How do you [ __ ] know? You don't speak. sign. >> And if I was looking to the left, I go. she was doing like the Down syndrome. making love joke. >> What if she was like this dumb Korean. mor fat. >> this st this Korean [laughter] fat. clown? >> What she was doing? >> She did that. >> So wait, how many deaf people came to. the show? >> I don't know, dude. They just was a. translator. Is that what you call them? Interpreter. >> Interpreter. >> Interpreter. Yeah. >> Interpreter. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> But did you meet the deaf person?

>> Yeah, they came up afterward. No, there. was no de people. The the interpreters. though came backstage afterwards. >> Oh, they did. >> Yeah. And I go, "What's the You know, that kind of thing." You know, it was. good. >> Yeah. You just said hi. >> I just said hi. Yeah. Yeah. >> So, how many shows do you have left now. this year before your special comes out? >> Four, maybe? Four or five? >> Three. >> Are you happy to be done? >> I'm so happy. >> You are. >> It's It's a grind, >> but it's a good grind. >> It's a good grind. Yeah. But I I I I'm. Dude, I'm a home guy. I know. I'm the. polar opposite. >> I know you love being out. >> I don't want to go home ever.

>> I know, but what about your dog? >> I love my dog. I wish my dog and my wife. could just be a mobile. I want to, you. know, I'm going to be one of those guys. that gets a a camper and travels. >> I'll go. >> I want to sell my house so bad and just. go. >> Yeah. You You've always been like that. Let's go. >> I'll tell you why. >> Why? >> When I was a kid, we moved a lot into. apartments in Chicago. >> You're a dreamer. >> And then by the time we got to the. suburbs, that house was a house, not a home to. me. It was a place I like went to high. school in. >> Oh, it didn't feel like that. >> I didn't have a childhood home.

>> Ah, >> we were in apartments and then when we. got a house. >> Yeah. Why can't you just call that your. childhood home? >> Cuz it doesn't feel like it. >> Yeah. But how long do you have to be in. a house for it to be a childhood home? >> I think you have to grow up as a young. kid there for your child like like your. most formidable years like like 4 to. nine is your child. >> Oh, that's your childhood home. >> Yeah. >> So Minnesota is my childhood home. >> 100%. That is your childhood home. Yeah, >> San Diego is where you like. >> But I still think San Diego that's where. all the drugs happened. >> That's not good.

>> Oh, no. Those are the good times. Yeah. Yeah, >> dude. You know, you know why Christian. Bale snapped on that sack. >> I'm not you when you first listen to. that Christian Bale thing, you're like, "Well, it's a little too much." But that. really [ __ ] pissed me off. >> I agree with him from the beginning. I. thought the beginning was legitimate. You know what I mean? >> By the way, when you hear that, >> DO YOU SEE ME [screaming] MOVING AROUND. YOUR LIGHTS WHEN YOU'RE DOING YOUR JOB? WHAT DID HE SAY IN THE THING? >> He's like, "YOU'RE IN THE SHOT.". >> YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. >> HE WAS. >> YEAH. YEAH. >> By the way, the guy had. >> We're not working together again, man.

You know what I mean? >> He apparently did it multiple times, so. it wasn't like a [ __ ] oneoff. We. haven't had any explosions on set. >> That's great. >> But it's heavy. We're shooting probably. a 40-day movie in 22 days. Wow. >> It's insane. We're doing pulling 14-hour. days. >> How many How many scenes in a day? A. lot. >> Six. >> Wow. >> We're gunning as fast as we've ever It's. [ __ ] insane what we're doing. Stamos, Heather Graham. >> Amazing. >> So cool. Likeing so nice. So cool. So. funny. >> Stamos. My boss was Ralph Machio.

>> Oh, Ralph is in it. >> Yeah. >> Talked about you. >> I met him before. >> Yeah. He's got to come on the show. He. wants to. >> I've met Ralph. >> I I said the last episode we just talked. about Pat Marita. >> Yeah. Can I tell you about what? Here's. what my brother and Ralph almost got. into it. >> Your brother [laughter]. >> fought Karate Kid. >> It was so embarrassing. I had to kick my. brother out of a theater. What happened? >> So I was hosting a um the Asian. Excellence Awards. [laughter]. >> and this is what my brother used to.

drinking and we were So it was Danny. DeVito, Ralph Machio sitting on a couch. in the back of this theater, >> the babes of Hollywood. >> What? >> There's the mega babes. >> And so my brother was drunk and my. brother had never been around Hollywood. Anyone? >> Sure. >> Right. So my brother had a beer and. they're sitting around a couch and I. swear to God my brother, this is Ralph. Malo's head right here looking this way. [snorts] My brother would go up behind. him and go karate kid man. [laughter]. >> That sounds like Steve. Karate kid man.

the best. You're the best. >> So Ralph probably liked that. That's. >> No, he they all moved away, >> right? >> Of course. >> And I pul. [ __ ] talk to anybody. >> Don't talk to Machio that way. >> Don't talk to anybody. Don't talk to If you don't know how to. do it, don't do it. >> Well, how does he do it? >> You don't say [ __ ] dude. >> You just don't say anything. >> Dude, if you're Okay, let's say I'm. [ __ ] Pat Marita. >> Yeah, >> we're in the elevator. >> Aren't you Aren't you supposed to be. dead? >> I know. All right. I'M ALIVE. THIS IS. 1988.

>> All right. >> All right. This is after This is pre. Karate Kid after Happy Days. >> Okay. >> So, I'm in a really bad zone. >> No, I Maybe he was happy. >> No, he was doing commercials and stuff. All right. >> All right. Okay. Walk on. walks off, walks on. >> He has the script. >> No, he it's being developed. >> Oh, he has the script. >> No, he has the script. It's being He's. tracking it. >> He's tracking the project, right? So, he's trying to get into the role. See, he already knows some of the lines. >> He read about in the trades. What? >> He read about. >> He read about in the trades, right? Right. And they won't see him right now.

>> No. >> Yeah. Yeah. They're looking for other. >> You and I are in an elevator together. then. >> I don't know if this the setup is so. elaborate already that it's I don't. think it's going to The weight of it is. going to crumble. >> The weight of it is going to crumble, but I'm going to try anyway. Okay. So, um, >> what do I say? >> What do you say? Nothing or say. something. >> Okay. If you're Pat, I would look over. Okay. Excuse me. Hello. >> Sunday, Monday. Happy.

Wednesday. Happy day. Today, happy day. [screaming] I'm out. Byebye. Bye. >> Elevator open that would be I would just. sing with him. >> That's so dumb, dude. That's worse than. like. >> you sang back. >> OH, THAT'S [laughter]. >> YOU [ __ ] IMMEDIATELY SANG BACK. >> I really did say sing back. >> Like, how fun would that be? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Anyway, the the movie is good. And Tim. Simons plays Tim Simons and Sinqua Walls.

play my best friends and they're they're. [ __ ] both so good. It's so funny. Tim. flew back to LA last weekend and I was. like, "Where are you going to see your. family?". He's like, "I got to go to the Emmys." I. was like, "You. >> that's awesome." And he was like, "It. is.". >> But he's like, "This is hard travel. because of the shoot schedule's [ __ ]. insane." And he goes, "Also, you know, he went a thousand times for VEP." Cuz. that show got nominated every [ __ ]. year. And he's like, you know, it's. still fun, but it changes your.

perception when you have family and work. and they're like, you got to get back to. do this thing. I was like, man, I'm. never going to ever get invited. So, I. won't know what that feels like. >> Have you ever been to the Emmys? I've. never been to any award show. >> Me either. >> Yeah, we'll never go. >> No, no, no, don't say that. >> They don't want us to go. >> I know they don't want us to go, but we. have to go. >> Can you imagine them looking at the. guest list and they're like, "How the. [ __ ] are these guys on it?". >> I know. >> Like even if we did get an award. >> Yeah. >> They probably wouldn't let us show up. for it. >> Yeah. I was looking back at some of the. playback. I used to interview people on. the Enemies. >> Oh yeah. >> I used to be the interviewer. >> Do we have that footage?

>> Yeah. Yeah. It's We looked it up. It's. on YouTube. It's bad. Please don't look. it up. >> Please look it up. >> Yeah. But anyway, I used to interview. people on the red carpet. >> For who? For ABC? >> No. for uh Fox. >> It's embarrassing. I can't stop. >> I want to hear it. No, I want to hear. it. >> So embarrassing. >> It's so bad. >> I'm wearing Manuel Hernandez. He's a. homeless guy that lives outside my. house. [laughter]. >> There's more Asian people on the red. carpet. Can you get these? [laughter].

>> Hey, you know what? I have a nickname. for you. Elapo. >> Oh, that's nice. Yeah, you're very. handsome. >> Oh, thank you very much. >> Not in a sexual way, in just a man kind. of way. >> You are very attractive in a sexual way. [laughter]. >> Okay, turn it off. Turn off. TURN IT. OFF. TURN IT OFF. >> OKAY, I IT WON'T IT won't turn off, dude. Turn it off. >> You know, after watching that clip, I. got to tell you. >> Too bad. >> You've grown so much as a comedian. [laughter]. >> Dude, that was Co Bear.

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>> Yeah, >> I saw Bobby's movie. I wasn't supposed. to see it. >> What movie? >> Bobby Kelly's movie. [laughter]. >> Okay. >> It's great. I'm not even I'm not even. kidding at all. You're so good in it. It's fantastic. you, Yamanika, Jim. Norton, Bobby Kelly, he did a great job. >> I can't I can't I for I believe you. >> What? >> No, I believe you, but I feel I I I I I. don't believe you too. >> Why? >> I'm in the middle because sometimes.

you'll go I did a good job, but they. come to I'll call other people and go, "Oh, no. That was the worst thing I've. ever seen." So, it's like I don't know. >> I can't tell if you're being real or. authentic. Real right now. >> I think it was great. >> So, I. >> What do you want me to say to make it. swear in my mouth? shooting it because. shooting it was so hard. >> Yeah, it looked imposs I would have. hated it. >> It was so hard and then afterwards it's. like where is it? It's been years. >> Well, he's got. >> So, you don't know what what the project. looks like. >> You did it 2 years ago. >> I know. >> No. Well, that's. >> all right. >> I mean, it's not that old,

>> right? Was I fat in it? >> You look the same as you do now. >> Fat. [laughter]. >> No, you don't look fat. You look the. same. You're not fat. >> When were you fat? I think you think. you're fat cuz we make jokes. >> Yeah, I am. >> You've never been fat. >> Yeah. >> Okay. Thank you. You've never But not to. me. [laughter]. >> What does that mean? >> You just told me Bobby look fat like an. hour. >> Yeah, you wait. Yeah, YOU ALSO NO, >> DUDE. [ __ ] you. Get out of here. >> Yeah. Can I also get out of here? Can. [laughter] I also. >> go back to your country?

>> This is You're in the south, dude. You. better go back to where you came from. Spanish. >> Can I Can I tell you a reason why I know. you're right? Because yesterday he did. the GLP3 joke again on the phone. >> It's a good joke. He goes, "You need to. be on GOP Bill 3. You're so fat." So. when you're saying, "I am fat then.". >> NO, YOU'RE NOT. >> WHY DID YOU SEE THE GLP 5 to three. already? >> You went from two one. >> Yeah, dude. To five now. >> Oh, dude. No, I told him take take GLP 1. and two so you can get to GLP 3. You add. them together. [laughter].

>> No, you're not fat. And actually, you. >> So, I don't know if you're being. sincere, but. >> me in the face. >> You You know what I mean when I say. this. I swear in my mother's life, a. person that I would never was good. I. thought you I thought you WERE VERY. GOOD. [laughter]. >> NOW IT CHANGES. >> NO, NO, NO, NOW IT CHANGES. >> NO, NO, NO, NO. LOOK at me. >> Yeah. >> Yes, I enjoyed the film, but I was I was. more so commenting that you're very good. in it. Yamika's so [ __ ] good. Yeah, >> genuinely. I was like, this is very. [ __ ] good. Her emotional [ __ ].

roller coaster she goes. It's great, dude. I thought it was [ __ ] great. Like, I really like it. I'm not [ __ ]. around. >> I'll get good. Thank you. >> Say something to make sure that I know. I'm being genuine. I swear. >> I could call Robert right now. >> Yeah, we talked about it. I I I told. him. >> Well, you know what? I. >> I told him the same thing and I said he. goes, "Do you have any notes?" And I. said, "I would cut a little bit of the. fat. There's some fat that it the run. time is long.". >> Yeah. >> What. >> you call me fat? [laughter]. >> You guys see Resident Evil Hope?

Anything? >> Resident Evil. Amazing. >> You saw Resident Evil? >> Yeah. >> I liked it, too. You guys watch it? Oh, >> I want to I want to see it. Tim Simons. went to go see it when I was going out. >> It's really good. >> And he was like, I just went to go see. Resident Evil and I was like, is it. worth it? He's like, absolutely. >> Yeah. It's so simple, but it's like, you. know, he has his own style, that guy, dude. You know what I mean? >> So good. >> It's so good. And then I saw Hope, the. Korean movie that you sent me. >> Oh, I want to see that so bad. >> I saw it, too. >> Would you? No, I I have a my opinion. about it. >> Yeah. Too many Koreans.

>> [ __ ] [cough]. >> I want to see Dagger. The problem with. that movie is that it's three-hour long. and then you get to the end and it's. like, "Oh, this is just part one. >> or whatever.". >> That here's the problem with the movie. Okay. My problem with the movie is is. that it's another movie of two halves. >> Yeah. >> Okay. The first hour and a half of that. movie is a masterpiece. >> Great. >> Great. The ending is the worst thing. you've ever seen in your life. So, it's. like take it for what it is. >> Is it really that bad? >> No, it just. >> it's abrupt and it changes the whole.

thing. M. >> and it looks like the second part is. from that the perspective of the other. people. >> Yes. >> Exactly. >> Like what? >> It's like a point of view adjustment. >> It's told through another lens then at. the end only. >> But I don't but you don't like it. You're like why would you do that? >> Yeah. >> Is it being wellreceived? >> Yeah. I mean went to cans. >> Went to can. >> Yeah. >> Just kind of crazy. >> Another place we'll never get to go. >> Oh, that's the last place I'm going to. go. >> Wouldn't that be so fun? >> I'd love to go. You know, Venice. I've.

always I have fantasies of going to. Venice, going on a yacht. >> Going on a yacht with Brad. >> With Pit Dog. >> Yeah. >> With Pity. >> With that dog from that new movie he's. in. [laughter]. >> Yeah. >> Just the dog. >> Throw the dog in the ocean. Then save it. again. Just like the movie. >> Just doing it over and over. >> Yeah. I would keep doing it like the. movie. Throw the dog in the ocean. >> When a new guest comes on the boat, you. do the bit again. >> I do the bit again. Check this out. Right. And I jump in. Yeah. Just like. the movie. Yeah. >> Ruffles. >> Ruffles. Yeah. Jump in. But my fantasy. is out there with Brad and you know with.

the dog. >> Who's your Hollywood fantasy in the. Venice Film Festival or at K can? Khan. K. What is it? >> K. >> K. Who? Who? Who's who? >> My Here's here's my fantasy. All right. I wake up at a chateau. >> Whoa. >> Right. >> So you're not on You wake up on the. land. You don't want to live on the. boat. >> I'm in two pieces of land. >> Right. Interesting. >> There's an there's a So here's what it. is. There's a lake right at Cans and. there's an island in the middle of the. lake. I'm in that island. >> Wow. >> Right. And a chateau like I said.

Anyway, I'm. >> Who owns the island? >> Daniel D. Lewis. >> Nice. >> Yeah. And he calls me. >> He [snorts] calls you. >> pap. That's how he sounds like that's. what he sounds like when he's not. acting. >> I'm shocked that that's what he feel. like. >> And I go, "Hello, Daniel. >> Wait, what character are you doing? You. doing Phantom Thread right now?" Or I. always make little jokes like that in. the morning. Does he like that? >> He hates it. Yeah, he really does. You. know what I mean? He's like, "Don't you. guys don't make that joke about clogs. cuz you know he makes clogs." Yeah. Anyway, my point is is like so my. fantasy calls me, "Let's have a.

croissant.". >> No, of course. >> Yeah. So, we have a croissant. >> It's a big croissant guy. >> It really is, right? People know that. >> And I wear the clogs as far as the show. >> You should. >> Yeah. Yeah. Is it a pan of chocolateot. or is it just a regular croissant? >> The the [ __ ] clogs are pennach. chocolate. >> What? [laughter]. >> You're wearing pan, dude. And it's the. worst because when you step down, the. chocolate goes in between your toes. >> Oh, no. >> Yeah. Yeah. So I walk in with the penet. chocolate, right? And he always does. like a laugh. >> That's how he laughs. [laughter]. >> Wow. I mean, I get it.

>> Yeah. Yeah. He gets it. Yeah. Yeah. >> This is a great dream. >> It's not a dream. This is Oh, it is a. dream. Yeah. So, I wake up. >> I have a dream. >> I have a dream. >> that one day Bobby will wear pan of. chocolate shoes. >> Yeah. And then. >> your day, Louis. >> Can I FINISH MY. >> ON AN ISLAND? >> ISLAND. >> GO AHEAD. >> Pineapple cruise. >> Pineapple cruise. >> Yeah. Pineapple Cruz and I Pineapple. Cruz and I, dude, we go [ __ ] snow. sledding in the lake. >> in [ __ ] the summer. >> Yes, in [laughter] the summer. >> Sick. In the summer, you set that up. >> to get the ice out there is hard.

>> So expensive. >> You know how much ice sheets of ice you. have to get to create that? Like. >> who's paying that tab? Daniel. >> No, dude. >> Pineapple. >> Elon Musk dog is. >> Yeah, he loves it. >> Yeah, >> it's his it's his lake. What's your. fantasy? You have a can's fantasy. >> Honestly, >> yeah. is um what's the one with the big. staircase? That's Venice Film Festival. with like that big that's can. >> Oh, you you fall down. >> I want to fall down. [laughter]. >> I want to fall down. >> You and I are holding hands. >> How fun would that be?

>> You and I holding hands at the top. >> and we fall. >> and we do a tumble all the way down. >> All the way down. >> Right. And in my pocket, I have ketchup. >> Yep. >> Or you know, you know what? I'll go to. real Hollywood store and get real blood. >> Ketchup's funnier. >> Ketchup's funnier. >> because that someone will be like, "Is. that ketchup?". And I put it all over my face. >> But it's a ton of ketchup. >> Yeah. And. >> my pockets are filled with ketchup. >> Okay. [laughter]. >> Like imagine. >> I mean, it's my bit. >> I'M THE ONE THAT DID THIS. >> I KNOW, BUT [screaming] I'M THE KETCHUP. >> OKAY. >> I CREATED THE KETCHUP. >> OKAY. >> ALL RIGHT. Sorry for yelling, guys. But.

>> so I fall down the stairs and then you. [ __ ] You really hitched your. >> on top of it. And I come UP WITH RED F. RIGHT. I SCREAM, >> RIGHT? And my neck is broken. >> Broken. >> So now you have to drag me by my. shoulder. My legs are flopping around. like a fish. Yeah. And they're like, "They're not promoting anything.". >> And then we. >> We don't know how they showed up. >> We don't even get in. >> We don't even get in. >> We didn't even have tickets. >> What's it like in there, you think? >> I bet you it's so boring. >> I know. >> Finger food and small talk. >> I know. >> Finger food and small talk. That's like. how old these things are.

>> Any Hollywood event you go to, you're. like, "This sucks shit." Yeah, >> there's always one guy that's like, >> you know, snaked his way in there and he's. miserable and you and he has to talk to. you and you're like, "What do you do?". >> He's like, "Nothing. I'm just a producer. and I make millions of dollars and I. don't [ __ ] do anything.". >> Yeah. I was at the variety party and um. at ComicCon. >> and I ended up like talking to Mr. Frost. from X-Men. What's his name? [sighs and gasps]. >> Who? >> Mr. Freeze. >> Mr. Freeze. Iceman.

>> Iceman from X-Men. Oh. >> Oh, X-Men. Arno Schwarzenegger would. have been way cooler as Mr. >> I know. I know. I'm with Iceman. >> You're gonna go down, Batman. [laughter]. >> But um yeah. So um you like Resident. Evil and Anyway, what else out there? >> The point is. >> the point of. >> we're never going to get an award. Yeah. >> But that's cool. I think it's more rock. and roll to not get an award. >> But we've been in projects where they. get to go. I've been in that situation.

We're all going. I'm on the show, too. You're not going. >> I did three seasons of Dave and we. didn't get nominated once. And I thought. that's it was FX's biggest comedy. Wow. >> And we still didn't get nominated. >> cuz it's all politics. I was talking to. Tim Simons about it. He was like. >> there's so much positioning. >> It's so weird. It's not This isn't like. who what everybody likes. I mean, sometimes it really is, but a lot of. times it's just Look, when Leo won, >> he could have won for 50 [ __ ] things. >> Yeah. >> Why that? Yeah,

>> probably my le one of my least favorite. projects of his to be honest. >> I think the pressure gets so unreal that. they're like we have to give it to him. >> But they could have done it so many. other. >> I know, but there's competition those. years, you know? >> Well, that's the issue. So, it's not the. best. It's what's slotted the best time. It's it's timing. It's what's the best. timing for all that [ __ ]. >> I want to be that guy when I grow up. >> Do [ __ ] one movie a year and it's a. banger. >> If every year, maybe every two, three. years. >> That'd be great. We got to get into Tarantino's next and. last movie.

>> How do you get in there? >> Well, pick up those feet pictures again. and [ __ ] send that [laughter] over. >> I saw your [ __ ] feet, man. [laughter]. >> And immediately we get in the film. >> Yeah. >> I'm concerned with the cut on your. forehead. because I Yeah, I heard about how it. See, you don't even know. >> Lift up your hairline in the very front. Look. Oh, up here. >> That'd be your forehead.

>> What happened here? >> The piouette last love night. >> So, you were pureetting on stage. >> Oh, no. I know what I hit my head on the. stage. >> How? >> Yeah, I was climbing. The stage is like. this. Okay. So, the the stage is high at. the tabernacle. >> Yeah, it's very high. >> So, I'm like like a spider monkey just. hanging off the ed ledge like this. Right. >> How did you get down first? >> Oh, I almost died. Yo, Mone as an. elevator. I got on his shoulders. >> I don't want to see it, dude. >> Okay, dude. In fact, take the screen.

off. >> No, it's Leave the Bad Friends. >> Yeah. Yeah, leave the bad friends. But I. don't want to see another video of that. thing. >> We have it. >> Okay. >> You cuz you want to He He wants to. showcase his work. [laughter]. >> That's what this whole thing is at. Look. at the camera angle. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. developed. You know what I mean? Cubric. Barry Kubric. It's like shut the [ __ ]. up. I don't want to see it. >> Let's show your goal. >> Yeah. What is it with you work? I just. want to show my work. >> Yeah. Yeah. But I don't want to see it. now. We say, you know, you know when you. show your This is what you do. Look what.

I did this weekend on a phone. Not on a. broadcast like this. >> Okay. >> Okay. >> Well, we do pay him to. >> Yeah, that's okay. You're right. >> And I'll say this. >> Okay. >> Did you Did I know we're not talking. about it, but you did you have night. terrors on the Greyhound? >> I was really worried I was going to, but. no. I mean, my my days were terrifying. enough. Imagine him sleepwalking up to. the bus driver, the Greyhound. >> I would have been like everyone else on. the bus, screaming out, running down the. aisles and.

>> he got chased by a pack of dogs. >> Did you really? >> I cannot wait to talk about it. >> It's so exciting. He sent me video. I. was track He gave me his location, so I. was tracking him. I wanted to see where. he was dayto day. >> Like I'd wake up in bed, make coffee, snuggle into my bed, and watch a little. TV before going to set. and he's in. like, you know, Ramma, Texas or. [laughter] whatever the [ __ ] it is. Dude, it was amazing. It was incredible. And I saw the bus slowly moving through. time and space. >> And then he slept in motel that are.

unspeakably [ __ ]. >> Or on the bus? I slept a lot of nights. on the bus as well. >> How the showers. >> in the motel? >> Uh, yeah. I shot I some days I just. didn't show. >> There's no shower on the bus, Bob. >> There's no shower on the bus. >> There's a bathroom. >> Yeah. And it's. >> Is there a bath? >> Yeah, there's a bath IN [laughter] THE. BATHROOM. THAT'S PART OF THE SONG. >> THE bath on the bus goes split. [laughter] There's splash. Everybody. knows there's wheels on a bus and. there's bath there's a bathtub in the. bus. >> No, there's a [ __ ] No, he showered at. motel. But he showed me a motel and I'm.

telling you, dude, >> they always they always look exactly how. you think they're going to look. Like. disgustingly creepy. stained old bed, shitty headboard, and the round shitty. mirror in the bathroom and the little. nasty little soaps. They're so sad. Motel are tough, dude. >> They're tough, dude. >> Motel tough. >> No triggers. >> Still no triggers on his legs. >> Yeah. Yeah. Still no triggers. >> Probably has bed bugs, though. You have. bed bugs for sure. >> Yeah. >> I bet you got something. You brought.

something along. >> How do you get bed bugs? >> I don't want them. >> They're in the sheets. >> Really? They. >> So, if I if I'm in a hotel, >> they go in the bed. They go into the. mattress. >> They go live inside the mattress. burrow. in and then they hatch eggs. >> So, if I'm in a hotel, right, and um I. don't know why I'm trying to hear that. >> Are you a kangaroo? >> Yeah, I'm a kangaroo. I'm a kangaroo. I'm in a hotel. >> How can this kangaroo afford a nice. hotel? [laughter]. >> I have no idea. >> What is he doing for a job? >> Yeah. Well, dyes. >> Oh, you selling? >> Yeah. Yeah. This kangaroo sells dyes. [snorts]. >> Yeah. So, um I'm in a bed. I've always.

wonder I've never googled it, but I'm in. a bed. There's bed bugs in it. And I go. back to LA. Could I take those bed bugs. with me? >> You better believe it. Yeah. That's how. they get around. >> So they live in your clothes. >> They live in Yeah. They live in your. clothes in your hair. Like. >> Yeah. So what. >> I know you can wash your hair or they. can still be in it. Especially as dense. as your hair is. >> Whoa. What do they look like? [laughter]. >> I don't know, dude. You tell. >> No. No. This is I'm setting you up at a. joke. [laughter]. >> No. Yeah. I underhanded to you.

>> No. No. >> My friend, >> and I toss it right back. >> Yeah. I hit it right back. What do they. look like? Set. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Bop again. Okay. Okay. [laughter] All right. All right. So, uh we don't know what they look. like. >> They look They're little and they're. little tiny black dots. >> They're small, right? >> Bring up a check. Uh not a check. Bring. up a bed bug. >> They look like Doc. What's going on, bud? >> I I wasn't able to get on the Wi-Fi. That's why it took me so long to pull up. the photo. Carlos just texted to me.

>> You know what would have been smart? To. uh work all this stuff out before we got. here. That'd have been sick. >> We had a hard night. What? You had a. hard night. What were you doing? You. with a girl? >> Uh, we were with some people we met at. the show, but also with boys. >> Don't be [ __ ] koi. You were with a. girl last night. >> for a little bit. >> From my show. >> No, no. There's going to be a new rule, guys. >> What? He's not allowed to get [ __ ] from. your show. >> It's my show. >> But you. >> It's my pool of people. >> Yeah, but you're you. >> I need permission. >> You're in a relationship. You're. >> It doesn't matter. I have Dude, my fans.

listen everyone if you're listening. Okay. My fans stay within our clan. You. don't go outside. >> He is in our clan. >> No, he's not a part of my He He's a part. of the Bad Friends clan. >> But when I do my solo show, it's the. Bobby Lee universe. >> Damn. >> It's a different It's like, you know, um. >> it's a black hole. >> It's not DC Marvel, but it's like I'm. X-Men and he's more, you know what I. mean? Regular [laughter] Thor. >> He's a civilian. >> Yeah. No, he's he's a civilian.

>> You're like THE BLOB. >> DON'T HAVE SEX WITH my fans. >> That's a bed bug. Was she beautiful? >> She was very pretty. >> Yeah. >> Any What's this? That's a bad bug. >> Yeah. >> Wow. >> And they speak like three different. languages. >> Most It's seriously. >> Oh, they're like AOC. [clears throat]. [laughter]. >> Yeah. >> I don't even know. Does she speak? I. don't know. I just It's a good joke. >> It's a good joke. But anyway, >> but they're also They're native. So, we. should acknowledge. >> I didn't know stolen bed.

>> Oh, >> they're native to this bed. >> They're native to this bed. Every time I. climb into a bed in New York, I say. that. I say, "I want to I want to do a. land a bed acknowledgement before I. [laughter] go to sleep to respect.". Yeah. >> Wow. And they destroy. So, you have to. burn everything. I heard. >> you do. You have to light it on fire. Or. you have to [ __ ] like bleach it and. [ __ ] It's crazy. I've I've known two. comics that I've had. I'm not going to. name them. >> I've never had it. >> in New York. Not in LA. I don't think we. I don't think LA is prevalent. No, I'm. sure you can, >> but it's it's probably in very seedy, but. >> uh get rid of bed bugs. You got a. multi-step cleaning, heating, treating.

plan. Clear out trash. Mess in your. bedroom. Wash your sheets, blankets, clothes in hot water. Dry your laundry. on high heat, 30 minutes. Vacuum your. mattress. Seams insane to put your. vacuum on your bed. [laughter] Just burn. your bed. Use a steamer heated to 130 on. your mattress couch and baseboards. Zip. up covers on your mattress. It is it. I've heard it's a genuine nightmare. And. you just have to throw away your. mattress cuz once they burrow in and. they have eggs, it's over. Yeah. Los. Angeles ranked as one of the top metro. areas United States for bed bug. activity. Wow. >> Wow. >> Oh my god. It's got your address on.

there. [laughter] small small blood. smears on the sheets or dark rusty fecal. spots on mattresses and bed frames. That's that's how you know you got it. >> Yeah. >> Now, how do they get in there though? Dogs maybe, too. Huh? >> They burrow into skin or no? >> No, no, no, no. They're just itchy. >> They're itchy. >> I miss my [ __ ] wife and my dog so. much. >> I know. I want to go home, too, dude. >> The pictures are crazy. >> Yeah, >> I get the pictures every day. They're. having fun. They're playing in the. backyard. hitchhiking or personal belonging. traveling from nearby units brought in.

secondhand items so they can get there. buy anything. >> I would assume mone buses. >> Yeah, MCO's come pretty close to. secondhand furniture like thrifted. stuff. >> That's all that's your whole place. Yeah, but half of it's my [ __ ]. furniture. >> I walked into his apartment for the. first time. I was like that's my. everything. It was my bed. It was my. dresser. It was my coffee table. >> Your light? >> My light. It was like my whole house. >> Your clothing. >> A lot of my [ __ ] clothes is Yeah. A. ton of my clothes. So, we learned today, Carlos. Carlos, what's your character's. name? >> Tone Tone Galore.

>> Yeah, Tone Tone Galore. See, you say it. so I know that it was you that made it. up. It's 100% on you. >> Excuse me. >> You made up Tone Tone Galore. Now, he. embodied the character, but you made it. up. >> I Stan lead it. >> You Stan lead it. >> I Stan lead it. I think I did. I created. the character and then it got. >> it got bigger than you could control. >> I could control it. >> It's like AI. It's going to kill us in. three years. >> It's going to kill everybody. Yeah. How. many years do you think we have left? True. I'm being genuine. >> in Wait, >> bad friends or life? >> No, before we die. [laughter].

>> Bad friends is life. >> Yeah. Yeah. Um, >> you like that? >> It is. It is life. >> No. How do you think AI really is going. to happen in two years? >> They say that by the end of 2030 that 10. there's a 10% chance that civilization. could be gone. >> It's kind of tight. >> It's pretty tight. Um, I'm going to get. a gun. I'm going to um I have to take a. class. >> about the gun. >> Yes. [laughter].

>> Imagine he's like, "No, I just want to. go I'm going to go relearn another. history class. >> because I don't Let's be real. I've. never held one.". >> Cypress Hill. >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> I I um I've seen them in the movies, so. I know how they were. >> I got a gun. Come over. You can have my. You can use my gun. >> So, I want to learn how to like what the. safety is, how to put the bullets in. correctly. You know what I mean? Maybe. get that kind. You know what I mean? with the [ __ ] chamber. >> You'd die so fast in the apocalypse. >> I don't have a computer. >> Yeah. So, that's good. That's a good. thing. >> You might be the only [ __ ] Asian guy. without a computer on Earth.

>> I thought they like come with you guys. [laughter]. >> No, we It's built into us. I got mine. removed. >> Yeah, mine was a cerebral cortex. >> But the apocalypse is not going to be. You don't need a gun because they're. going to poison the water. They're going. to shut off the electricity. This is. where they kill us. Food source. food. source. >> I'll get $50 water at Air1. >> Air1 won't be around anymore. >> Oh, [ __ ]. >> You know why? >> What? >> Cuz all the people that work there, their Priuses won't be able to charge.

>> Oh, yeah. >> Because they won't we won't have. electricity. >> Yeah. >> And their bikes and their ebikes won't. work either. And the guys on the one. wheel, you know, the onehe guy. Where's. he going to plug that in? And that's the. entire staff at. >> I love that onehe guy. >> You love the onehe guy. >> He's a good guy. >> It's like the guy that roller skates. near the studio. >> Yeah. >> You know that guy? Yeah, >> I [ __ ] love that guy. His cabs are. unbelievable. >> Unbelievable. >> One time I asked him, >> "Why do you do this?". >> He said, "Because I killed my wife and. I." [laughter].

>> All right. Thank you for being a bad. friend. Woo! Yeah! Woo!