Bobby Is the Michelin Man | Ep 266 | Bad Friends

You two are bad friends. Who are these. two idiots? A white dude and an Asian. dude. You two are disgusting. Oh, you two are something. We're bad. friends. What's Yagsi Yabore? Yaksi. Yabore is my friend. He's from Israel. and he's dead. Oh man. I'm just. improvising. Yeah. No, I That's not a. bad thing. That has nothing to do with. the conflict. No. Yeah. See, boy, you. are like your funny hat.

Y, where have you been? You're gone for a. while. You don't answer your phone. [Music]. Yeah, y I love the sand in your eyes. Yora. I like your green card got denied. [Music].

Yabora. yabor your arms. [Music]. now yora the yard bone is gone. he's eating yard bones dude I don't know. dude no I like it I was you know what I. mean I'm in I'm in the cosmic creative. space you're up here yeah yeah it's. beyond first word that comes to your. mind go mindset. Yeah. Are you a chicken? Yay. That's.

good. A chicken. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let's. go science, though. You molecules. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. A mask. Go. Da. Vinci's code. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. We got We're on that. day. Shock me, dude. Shock you with. something. Shock me with something. What. do you mean? Give me another one. Yeah. Bloody discharge. No. No. No. I don't. want to hear about Carlos's exam. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, y I went to the doctor. He. said, "I have to stay away from people. like Carlos." That's literally what the. doctor said. Yeah. He said, "A big fan. of the show. Watch the podcast. Stay.

away from Carlos cuz he hasn't had a. tetanus shot." Yeah. In years. Yes. You're up. Yeah. I haven't been tested. in a while, too. Let's get in there, bud. I went to a Let's get in there. I. went to I went to the Sherman Oaks. Spearmint Rhino last night at like 1:00. in the. morning. I was so lonely. I was sitting. I was watching, you know how I keep. watching Great British Breakoff. So. good. So I was season eight again, right? And I'm like, I know who gets, you know, every episode I know who gets,

you know, I mean the the star baker. I. know who gets, you know, I mean, let go. I know who gets the handshake. I was. sitting there and my penis was out at. Great British Bakeoff. No, no, no. I was. watching it. I was just naked. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm sitting there. slumped over watching it and going, "Yeah, I'm going. You got to go." Yeah. So, I went to I went in there and there. was only four people working. Yep. It's. almost as if it was not even open. Was. it at 400 p.m. when you went? No, it was. 1:00 in the morning. I said, "God, you. don't listen, do you guys?" I've been at.

4 p.m. before. I can't tell you why. Why? Why? Why? What are you doing at 4 p.m. in a. strip club? About 20 years ago, there. was a group of comics, male comics that. would go on lunch. Oh, yeah. Lunch runs. to the strip club. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And. we would go on lunch. They got good. wings. Good wings. Yeah. I love the. prime rib. You mean when they're naked. up there and you're eating prime rib, dude. Oh my god. There is nothing better. than seeing a nice pair of boobs and.

having potatoes. Algatang. Yeah. With a. little bit of fillet. A little little. filt on the side. Yeah. But last night I. went and I literally was like I just. left. How much money do you spend when. you I I think I got like $200 worth of. bills and I was just kind of not even. looking at the women. I just kind of. throwing it on stage looking around my. environment. and going, "Oh, this is not. good." Not good. Yeah. So, I got back in. the car and I went, "How are you going. to do 20s? You're just throwing 20s or. singles?" Why do you Why you did you No, you think I'm cheap? No, big bills. I. No, I do. But I do a lot of singles. Oh,

you do singles. I'll do like $40 of. singles in one dancer. Just give them. 20s at some point then. Yeah. But I want. them to know that there's more coming. If you throw out a 20 and then that's. what they do, you're like, "Oh, there's. you can't go past that." M. So if you go. 12, right? And then you look at them and. go, they go then they go, "What?" in their. their eyes, right? And I go, "You want. more?" Right? Little more. And they go, "I do want more." Right? Yeah. Then show.

me, right? And then they do it and I go, "Here's two more. More, right?" And then. they then they put their head behind. their head like that behind their head. Right. And then they You know what I. mean? What is that? Press elevator. Guess what this is? I call it the. elevator. Ding dong. It's like a [ __ ]. It's a [ __ ] pressing eight on an. elevator. Take it up to eight. Yeah. Yeah. I go take it up to eight and they. go eight. Right. And And then I pretend. I'm going up. I always do. I always. pretend I'm going up. Right. Bring. And. then the door opens. I go, "Oh, wrong.

floor. Press it again." Oh. And they. press 12, right? I go back up. You know. what I mean? So, it's like, you know, that kind of thing. Do you get there. ever to your floor? No, I never do. You. never get to your floor. What's a large. building? It's a big building. Tall. building, dude. It's 3,000 stores up. Whoa. Yeah. Yeah. And I've never got to. like a thousand. No, you can't. You can. Oh, you can. One will. Okay. One will. I. bring change when I go to this strip. club. Really? You throw pennies up. there? No, quarters. Oh, yeah. That's. very generous of you. Quarters? Yeah. Yeah. Well, think about it. You're.

throwing a dollar. It's only four. quarters. But I throw 50 quarters up. there. I look like a king. That's true. But they have to pick it up. Yeah. What. do you Yeah. You got to You got to work. sometime somehow, you know? Hard to pick. up on a stage. They get the sweeper out. You ever seen Little Sweeper? Yeah. Little Mexican. Last time you went I. went to I went we went to Bandon Dunes. with a bunch of buddies to go on the. golf trip. And I went to this. Look at. the watch how wild this is. Go to. Bachelor's in. No, no, no. Right. Type. in Bachelor's in Kous Bay. C O S Kuz.

Bay. Look at this [ __ ] joint. Look at. the parking. Look at the photos outside. Just get the outside of it. Just look at. the outside of it. Wow. Wow. It's either. there's a strip club or they're making. like lamp fixtures in a factory. Look at. that photo. You never know. Look at. that. You think nobody's ever been. murdered there? Exactly. Do you remember the Dark Knight? Do you. remember the Dark Knight? This was my. Dark Knight, right? Dark Knight. Yeah, that was one of my darkest nights. You. know, sometimes there like different. Remember the Joker? Bane was there by. the way. Oh, he was Oh, Bane was there.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Turn back to a private. room. I'd like to see your coochie. Yeah. Yeah. I wear I can bring my green. hat as the Riddler. You got it. You got. to bring it. And you know when they. bring me like, you know, coffee, I make. a little question mark. Oh, yeah. To let. them know. I do put foam in there. I'll. make a question mark. Oh, but man. Yeah.

But it's a it's a um it's a dead. industry. What do you think? I know, dude. I think it's alive and well. I I. hate going to them. It's always with a. group of guys and someone goes, "Let's. go to Drift Club and then I go and I. [ __ ] hate it." The whole time I stay. by the bar. I'm not interested. I don't. like that thing. It's uncomfortable. It's uncomfortable. I don't like it. I. like it. Speaking of which, I watched. Anora. Oh, yeah. You called me. So, I. get a call from Andrew late at night. Yeah. I was like, I called you around. midnight. Yeah. And usually when that.

happens, it's an emergency. Yeah. Right. Yeah, like I can't make something or I. feel sick or I got dizzy and I hit my. head on the toilet. Yeah, something like that. And he goes, "Hey guy, have you seen Anora?" And I. go, "No, I haven't quite gotten to it.". He goes, "I'm halfway through it. Don't. like it." I'm pissed. I was pissed. Yeah, he didn't like it. It's a two hour. 20 minute movie. It's two That's not. that long, dude. It's not a This isn't. like a murder mystery. It's not like a. [ __ ] drama. It's a long- winded story.

about a girl who gets taken advantage. of. It's [ __ ] I couldn't do it. I heard. it's I heard it's like um Pretty Woman. Pretty Woman was such a good [ __ ]. That's a great But isn't it the same. premise of A Pretty Woman in in in a new. age sense, I guess. Yeah, we love that. old story. Yeah, but there's no gear. This kid isn't gear. Gear. Oh my god. Look at that twink. Who. was the woman in Pretty Woman? Juliana Roberts. M Yeah, right. Rudy.

Juliana Roberts. No, no, no. Julia. Roberts. Julia Roberts and Richard Gear. You got what I said. But I said it weird. and you got what I said. Then I moved. on. That's how we do it. Okay. Julia. Roberts. Richard Gear. Come on, man. These are These are like I call him. Richard Gari. Richard Richard. That was. a good movie. Jason Alexander was it. Remember? I couldn't Oh, yeah. Classic. I couldn't do this. It just was too. long. It was sad. Okay. She shows she. show she gets They're having sex in this.

movie no less than 20 times. But you. can't jerk off because it's sad. It's. sad sex. It's sad. Well, no. The whole. movie is sad. But is it sad sex? No. Some of it's fun. Well, then good. You. can't jerk off. I guess she gets naked. in it a dozen times. Really? I mean, at. least a dozen. Wow. I can't watch it. though. They got the Oscar. They did. They got an She got an Oscar for it. But. so, um, you didn't like it, did you? I. liked it, but I am on the minority. I. hate you, dude. Also, bad taste in film. Haime Garcia, you know the guy that's on.

my other one. Yeah. Hey, bro. It's a. good movie. I He literally thought it. was a good movie. Look, a lot of people. liked it. Is it simple? Cuz you and I. are sophisticated. It's weird. You You. and I are Cisco Bieber in the future. Thank you, baby. Yeah, we do triple. thumbs. Triple thumbs up. Yeah. And toes. up or down. I don't know what I did. What did you like about it then? I think the world was so vivid that he. he was able to picture the world is. vivid. Oh my god. See what I mean? Put a. Korean screen in the back. You can make. anything vivid. Vivid. Yeah. I could put.

[ __ ] spaceships in the background. It. was very real. Like it's a world that I. don't know. Some movies are real. Have. you ever seen [ __ ] American Beauty, dude? Beautiful. Beautiful movie and. real. You ever seen American Gangster? Real. Anything American? Any everything. American? American pie. American. graffiti. American graffiti. American. Anora. America. Okay. It's not what it's. called. It's not what it's called. But. here's here was my thing with it. I. understand what you're saying. The world. Yeah, it was real because it took real. people, but that's shown in a lot of the.

acting. Yeah. Yeah. It's uncomfortable. It's like I don't Why don't I don't want. to watch people off the street act that. can't act. There's like you have like. actor actors, then you have regular. people, and then they're like, "Isn't. this great?" And it's like, I don't I. don't know. Just hire someone that's I. don't know. There's a lot of movies that. people have seen that said, "Tell me to. watch it." Yeah. And I've never seen it. I just don't feel right. I don't feel. right. Like I've never seen I swear to. God. I I bought it. Brock Punk Mountain. What? That's such a lie. I swear I've.

never seen Brockman. I swear to God. Ang. Lee, it's so good. I know. I know it's. good. I just haven't Have you got seen. it? I haven't gotten around to it. I I I. actually have not seen better than that. which shut the [ __ ] up, Andreas. You. don't even know how to speak English. Shut up, dude. That's not a sentence. Got to take away. any language. [ __ ] green card. Get. the [ __ ] out of here, dude. [ __ ] out of. my country, man. Here's another one. La.

La Land I've never seen. [ __ ] I didn't. see that either, but I did. See, that's. what I'm saying. You and I. But you knew. I wasn't going to see that. Yeah, but. why can't we? It's good. I heard. I. don't like I don't like musicals, dude. Can I You don't even want to get We We. talked about this before. You don't want. to get me started. I don't like. musicals. Yeah. I just can't do it. Can. I say something about Greece? As a minority, this is minority talk. Give it to me. It freaks me out when. white people do gibberish.

Give you an example. I'm a kid in the. theaters. saw it in the 70s or whatever, right? Sitting with all my kids friends, right? Look at them, right? At the last. song, we go together. like once I ran out of theater, it's. it's [ __ ] Speaking of tons, it's. devil worship. What are you doing, dude? I don't like it. So, the way you. talk normally. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's what. you're doing. You do jibber jabber. You. do jibber jabber [ __ ] white [ __ ].

dude. I don't like it. Yeah. Yeah. I agree. Cuz it does come from. some weird place. And no one's that. happy. No one's that happy. You're. happy? No. Everyone. No one's that. happy. Yeah. No black people. Well, that's why they're so happy. All. right. That's good. But my point is, okay, so um I've talked about this. before, but um this is Jersey, baby. Yeah. Where is this supposed to take. place again?

Where is Greece supposed to take place? Yeah, where is it? That's actually Oh, what do I mean? They don't they race in. the Los Angeles aqueduct? Aren't they in. the LA aqueduct at some point in that. movie. set in Ryel High School in Los Angeles? Right. Cuz they go into the LA River. They go What part? What part is the car. race? Is this Malibu? Like there's no. black minorities. Not a single Mexican. Yeah. Not one Mexican in the movie. LA. LA. Dude, that's supposed to be That's. right. That's insane. You got raised. from You got raised from my girl Sandy.

D. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What? But there's a. scene in it. I've talked about this. before, but maybe not on Bad Friends, but it's something that I need to You. probably won't catch it. Give it to me. Sitting there again before they got. before all the gibberish. I'm watch I'm. watching it, right? Yeah. And there's. the famous uh sleepover scene with the. Pink Ladies. Pink Ladies. You remember? Yeah. Yeah. Right. And one of the girls. goes, "This is my boyfriend, you know. what I mean? Doing this. This is my.

boyfriend doing this." And then she. goes, "This is my boyfriend in Korea.". Mhm. And they go, "Ooh, you're dating a. Korean." And she goes, "No, silly. He's. in the Marines." Yeah. I'm watching that. as a kid. I'm like, "Fuck. this. [ __ ] this [ __ ] What is this [ __ ]. dude? That's the most racist thing.". That scene wrong. Maybe. Maybe I. exaggerated in my mind cuz I think I did. look it up. It's not that bad. But you. know, it's something like that. But it. sounds like that to me. It sounded like.

that. And I remember the kids looking at. me like, "Yeah, we're disgusting. No one. wants to date us.". I'm on the same page cuz it the men in. redheaded film always bad. The women, Lucille Ball, phenomenal, a queen, you. know what I mean? But sexy, huh? Sexy. Yeah. But I'm just saying like whim Isa. Fisher. All these redheaded women in. television film, they're praised. The. men are always nerd, dork, squimp. Oh, what about Gleon's son? The guy that was. in Star Wars. What's his name? Oh, yeah. What's his name? Who? We don't even.

Gleason's last name. You mean Brendan. Gleason? No. No, his son. Yeah, but we. don't even know. You don't He's famous. Yeah. Yeah. He's very talented. And he. did he did a love movie, too, where he. was a romance. What was that called? He's not famous enough for it to be a. thing. Time traveling. Dude, he's so. famous. What are you talking about? No, he's not. You didn't even know his. [ __ ] name. Last name? Gleason. Yeah, because of his dad. Okay. Okay. Okay. My. point is we've never had male redhead uh. heroic representation ever. It's always. a bit There's the redhead. There's pizza.

face. Redhead move star. Look, they're all. [ __ ] women. Jessica Chastain, Isa. Fisher, Bryce Dallas Howard. Oh, what I. would do with her. Look at that though. Not one guy. Carol Bernette. All these. are heroes. Did you put sexy m just in. general redheaded actor? It says movie. stars. Redhead movie star. Oh my god. Let me Let's go down the line. There's. got to be one guy. Proof is in the. pudding, dude. Dude, you're right. Allison Hanigan and Rita Hayworth. You. guys are ugly. Thank you. Thank you.

Yeah. Ellie Keer, Molly Ringwald. Look. at these people. By the way, these are. all beloved beloved characters. Not one. of these is a [ __ ] guy. But in. Greece, if they would have said that. redhead, this is the greatest proof I've. ever had in my entire life. You did. It's a good point. Jesus Christ. Yeah. In Greece, what in the movie Greece, right? Still, they used the Korean. thing. They would never use redheaded. No, no. In Greece, they would have gone, "You're with a redhead." They go, "Oh, they go, don't tell anyone, please." Oh, I just want to [ __ ] him for a week and. then dump him by the LA River when we do.

Grease Lightning. [ __ ] No. No. Okay, I get it. Yeah. You know what, dude? That's why I think. you and I bond. We feel We were. oppressed. We were very oppressed. Yeah. The oppression was real. But I want to. say this and I've said I've seen this. many times and you can't you can't. disagree. You many shows we've done together on. the road. I sometimes go out in the. audience and watch you. You always go. out in the audience because uh you want. to see if I'm going to do bad. That's.

not what it is. That's insane, dude. Carlos knows. Carlos. No, he doesn't. know that. He you that's not true. And. take that back. Take that back right. now. You do this% do what? You're doing. what he's doing. Yeah. What's going on? You do the thing that Trump does. Oh, here we go. No, no. It's good. You do. it. You do it really well, though. What? Tell me like uh Tell me like uh I think. I know what you're talking about. Say. you like you hate cheesecake. Be like, "Oh, I don't I hate cheesecake." I don't. like I don't like cheesecake. No, just. say it like you. Say it like you. I don't like.

cheesecake. That's cuz you've never had. the best cheesecake. You don't know. about cheesecake. People like you. You. do that where like immediately the. opposite side you just Give me one. example when I do that. You just did it. Tell me. Give me go back. You go. You go. out there to see if I do bad. You go, I. I'd never I've never ever done that. I. would never. Yeah. Yeah. I wouldn't. You. go out there and you go like this. You. go do bad. Every time I go out there. though, I there's always a hot. woman that will either get up from the. stair chair and walk up to me and. they'll always say, "Yeah, your boy's.

hot." Is it woman by birth? What do you. mean? Is it woman by birth? No, they're. really traditional women. Traditional. from the Christian sense. They cook and they clean. Yeah. Yeah. In. the Christian sense that they are. beautiful women and they I've probably. 30 or 40 times in my life they've said. your boy is hot and you've never gotten. that from me so [ __ ] off. That's not. true. Name me one example when a girl. goes, "I think your boy's hot." Oh, girl. Well, no. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. That's. a right. We have a lot of guys that like. you though. The amount of men that have.

a crush on you is staggering. I can tell. by my Facebook. I'm on a Facebook. You. know what I mean? Um dating thing. You. know, Facebook is a dating thing. No, I. have no idea. It's for old people. Yeah, I think it's for old people. But it's. like there's also dating and it's also. friends. So when I click on who wants to. be my friend, it's 2,000 just buff. tattooed [ __ ] dudes going I want to. be your friend. What's it called? Facebook date, huh? Yeah. Dating. Facebook? Yeah, it's a real thing. But.

you're now you're celibate now. Yeah, 100%. No more. No more dating. Nothing. Nothing. I'm celibate. I would love to. see a financial breakdown of you when. you're dating and when you're not. dating, how much money you spend on a. dating month versus a non-dating month. Well, I spent like $500 at Spearmont. Rhino last night. You said you said 200. I got to dance to. Nick NY KD nick nicotine pouches. Mhm. Guys, yeah. You want um a cool flavor in. your mouth? I do. With a little bit of.

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family? While she's riding. Yeah. Yeah. And she's like, "No, silly." You know. what I mean? I make people laugh. Well, that I mean then they then it's more. endearing and I always go up front. I. always go, you know, I'm going to give. you a tip. She goes, "I haven't done. anything. I know, but I'm going to let. you know that I tip so you can go extra. just in terms of gy rating and stuff.". Yeah. More giration. I like gyrations. But anyway, um yeah, you know, I'm going. through a phase right now. I think that. Oh, well, so a couple of things. So, I. went and saw Bong. Let's talk about that photo you sent me.

What photo? You never looked that happy. with me. You with Bong Jun. Are you Are. you That's the happiest I think. You. Academy Award awardw winning director. Now you sound like him. That's how I That's how that feels. You. know what it is? Bong makes you nervous, huh? He made me nervous. Yeah, he's. incredible. But there so there was um. you have the photo bring up that photo. of him and B but can I tell you can I. tell you the embarrassing thing that. happened and I left early. I know you. called me. Did I tell you what happened? You called me on the phone and I was.

like you should just go back. No. So I'm. sitting there. So I'm with you know. Scoot and Sosce. Oh you were with Sosi Bacon. Yeah. Yeah. And Scoot. You know he was in um I. forgot Scoot's last name. He was in um A. Complete Unknown. Woody Guthrie. He. played Woody Guthrie. Oh yeah. Yeah. Scoot's so talented. Right. So good. So. Scoot and uh I I So I'm standing there. with Bong. Let me I'm going to get to a. story. And then I take a photo with. Bong. I meet his son. Everyone's super. nice to me. And one of his produc. producers like maybe we'll use something.

something like this. He's never going to. happen. But anyway, so then now Scoot. gets in and so me and so me and [ __ ]. Sosi back up. So we're just talking. amongst Are you listening? No. Okay. You. already told me the story. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm telling you the story. So, we're. sitting talking and then this director. comes up. I'm going to tell you who it. is. Say it. I I I She told me he was a. director. I didn't even know who he was. So, he walks up and he goes and I forgot. what it was, but he goes, "I love you in.

Dthium or something like that to me." I. go, "Oh, thank you. You were good in. Dthium." And he goes, "So, then he goes, my daughter especially likes your. performance in that. You know, you're. really good." I go, "Oh, yeah. Good.". And so I lean up and grab a taco from. like somebody with a tray. And then Sosi. goes, "What are you getting so nervous. about?" I'm like, "Nothing. The. director's still there." And she goes, "Was it live action or animation?" I go, "Live action." And then the guy goes, "No, it was animation." He goes, "You. weren't in that, were you?" And I go, and I go, "No." And he goes, "Why'd you.

lie?" I go, "I didn't know what else to. do." He leaves. So sees red as a You. didn't do anything wrong. Yes, I did. I. wasn't in dysthium or whatever. Yes, you were in Dthium. I didn't I. could have just said you you're. mistaken. I was right. But I Why did I. say yes? Because you were in Dthy. No, I. wasn't. He doesn't remember. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, and then it was so awkward, me. and Sosi. And I And I got mad at her. I'm like, if you would hadn't asked.

Yeah. if it was live action or. animation, right? Let it go. I I grabbed. to get a taco from the thing. That was. your out. She said, "I didn't read it.". I go, "Yeah, you should have. You should. have. You [ __ ] me." But also, who asks. was it live action or animation? Who. gives a [ __ ] She buried you because she. was nervous, too. Because she knew that. you weren't in Dthythium. That's why she. knew your credits. She goes, "Bobby. wasn't I wonder what it was called." I. maybe I'll text her. But um anyway, so. I'm This is Oh, so this this is more. remarkable. This is more remarkable.

Okay. Okay. Can I tell? Yeah. So, so you know these. God, dude, it's Oimp. I know. I know. I. know. It's Oimp. You know, it's not. vomit. I know. Yeah. I mean, it's just. pure vomit vomit. PTSD. It's vomit air. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm. skipping. All right. So, what I'm saying. is is that give me the chills. So, these. sometimes I get invited to fancy Asian. events. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like. mafia [ __ ] like this. This is mafia.

[ __ ] So, I'm walking to this event. This Korean guy, nice, super nice, such. a sweet guy. He comes in. He goes, "Dude, I'm a you're a legend." That's. what he says to me. Shucks. Come on. Shocks. That's what we say, you know. Shucks. Shucks. You know. He goes, "Actually, I went to high school with. your boy Andrew." I go, "Oh, yeah.". Like, but like not in the same class. He. goes, "No, same class." No, same class. Yeah. I go, "Oh, cool." And he goes, "Yeah, I don't know if he knows me.". What the [ __ ] Of course I know him. I. know. But I He That's what he said. He. goes, "I don't know if he remembers me.".

Remembers me? Yeah. Maybe that But we I. go, "Well, how close were you?" He goes, "Um, we were on the same basketball. We. play basketball together. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's amazing. Doug. Doug. Doug. Doug. Right. Doug suck. Yeah. And I go, "Well, has Andrew reached out to you. since you've been alive?" He goes, "No.". No. And what then? Did you say, "Have. you reached out to him?" And what did he. say? You're in the position of power. You should reach out. First of all, he's. a very powerful producer in Hollywood. You told me. He just he just turned. powerful. Okay. Okay. You're not getting. what I'm saying, Dan. See, this No. This. is not Trump. This is not Trump. What.

you don't understand. What you don't. understand because you could control. You could reach out to Doug Suck. You. should be reaching out. That's not what. I'm saying. Why aren't you reaching. Doug? Anyway, is it cuz he's Asian? Can. I ask you guys this though? Right. Are. there positions of power in like for. instance when I at the event Bong walked. up to me? I didn't walk up to Bong. Oh, hot shot. Fancy Bobby. No, no. I'm just. saying Bong walks up to me. That's not. how I said it. I wait. People walk up to.

me. I don't walk up to people, dude. It's so good. I swear to [ __ ] God. It's working. It's working. You You are. You do Trumpy and [ __ ] So he got You're. just deflecting. They work up. They walk. up to me because of how poorly you. treated this man. No, this is a lie. He. literally called me and Bobby goes, I. asked him, "Have you talked to Andrew?". He goes, "No." And he goes, "I haven't. really reached out. He probably doesn't. even know I'm out here." That's. literally what said. But don't get mad. about this next part. Please don't get.

mad about this. Go ahead. And I don't. want this to be cut out, Andreas, because you know, sometimes the truth. must be told. Yeah, tell the truth. Okay. Yeah. She goes, "Oh, what is he. doing there?" I go, "He's I think he. produced Manori, the Steven Yun movie.". And he and and he he this guy goes, "Interesting.". Oh my. As if to go, see, maybe I didn't. I should have reached out earlier. Is that what I said? Is this I'm not. done. This is really good. Are you. lying? I'm really not done. I I go he.

produced Manori and then you go I I. don't know man. I had to [ __ ] look it. up. I don't [ __ ] know. So then I. looked it up going he did. That's wild. Yeah. But when he did he went maybe the. tone was this. Maybe I [ __ ] this up. No. First of all the I want to be in bad. lie. Bad lie. I want to be maybe he. reach out. Yeah. Maybe he reach out. Shut the [ __ ] up. Shut the [ __ ] up, dude. Shut the [ __ ] up. No. You know. what I thought? I thought I thought. that's interesting that he produced. Manori. I want I wanted to rip it up. Do.

you hear it though? No. My point is you. are wrong. My point is I didn't know he. was a producer in town. Been here for. years. No connection. Right. Well, we. weren't weren't we weren't friends. How. are you not friends with somebody you're. on a basketball team with? My high. school had 3,000 people. What the [ __ ]. There's 3,000 people on a basketball. team. What kind of basketball is this? We played We played on the team. We. played on the school. Are you friends. with anybody you wrestled with? There's. 400 center forward. Anybody you wrestle. with? 400 center forwards, [ __ ] a.

thousand guards. You're the worst gas. Are you friends with anybody you wrestle. with? We also happen to have 150. coaches. Are you friends with anybody. you wrestle with? Are you friends with. anybody? Call of Tony Matusi. Call him. Yeah. Call him right now. Yeah. Call. Tony. Art Kimble. Call him. I I know the. name. I dare you to call one of them. And if Art Kimell lived in LA, I know. it. Call. And if Art Kimble [ __ ]. produced Yellowstone, I'd be in that. [ __ ] Call him. All right, you [ __ ]. Call him. No, I I would be the yellow in. the stone. You're a gaslighting [ __ ]. liar. [ __ ] liar. You're not friends. with anybody. You're not even friends.

with anybody. You're not even [ __ ]. real. You're not even a good friend. Anyway, let's move on. Kimble was. arrested from Pawway High School, competed in 191 pound class fifth round. Exactly. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. No. How. do I know? Tony Matusi. Look up Tony. Matusi. What's his phone number? What? Break out his phone number. I want to. see the last time you texted with him. I. don't need text him. He lives in my. house. in a spare room. Anyway, I'm like you're. friends with everyone you went to school. with. That's insane. That's insane. But. I know I know who he was, too. I said I.

knew him. And if. I'm Listen, no, no, no. [ __ ] you. You. don't get to do that. You don't get to. do that. Let's calm Let's calm ourselves. for a second. I want to be the voice of. reason, okay? And I want to calm this level. down. Yeah, do it. No. See, I need your. attitude to be different. [ __ ] you. See. that? I'll do what I want. Chicago. thing. You know what I mean? The streets. thing. So, what I want to say this, stop. Calm down. I'm from the suburbs. How come you didn't connect with this. guy from high school from 25 years ago? We don't [ __ ] know each other. We. didn't we didn't [ __ ] I don't know.

anybody I went to high school. I know. three people from high school. Because. you weren't friends with certain kinds. of people in high school. That's true. That's true. Let me Can I. ask you another question another. question without without anger? I kept. it right for I kept it uh white. Right. How many Korean How many Koreans were at. your school in high school? I don't even [ __ ] know that. A pretty. a good amount. No, they were more black. They were more black in India. He didn't. know because he didn't like them. Well, I definitely Look at this. There are. 62,000 Korean in Chicago. He would have.

never known. 62 grand is nothing. That's. right. It's like an anomaly. So, if. there was a unicorn on my [ __ ]. wrestling team, I would know the. unicorn. Trump. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's. Trump. If there was a unicorn unicorn, you know what I mean? I know the one. unicorn. Yeah. That's what I said. I. used to be friends with unicorns. They're the greatest of corns. So if. there was if you have one Korean on your. [ __ ] basketball, how many Koreans. play basketball? Almost none. It's like. having Doc play [ __ ] bat mitten. You. know what I mean? I would know if Doc.

played bat mitten if you also played. with him. Yeah, maybe. Yeah. Yeah, maybe. That's my point. Is the one. Korean of all of Illinois played. basketball. You would put that ingrained. in your mind. He's not even Korean. That's the worst part about He is. Korean. No, he's not. What is he? He's. half. That's right. Well, the other. half. What's the other half? God knows. And that's why you don't know him. I get. it. Yeah. Doug, if you're Doug, if you're. listening, he's not. Yeah. Yes. He's. producing Manori, too. Okay. Anyway, Doug, good to meet you. And maybe we can.

do some work together. Yeah. Doug, how. come you didn't reach out to me, buddy? You come to my [ __ ] city, you don't. reach out to me. I don't know. It's. power dynamics. But we Let's move on. What's power dynamics? Oh gosh. You keep. saying that. I'll tell you. That's. something you take pride in. You really. like. I love it. I love what you're doing, dude. Oh, this is the this kind of. episode. We We haven't done one of these. in a while. Okay, here we go. This is. what you do, though. I'll tell you love. If I have to teach you things, I must. teach you things. Yeah. Go ahead. About. power dynamics. I was in Dallas a week.

ago, remember? I do. Right. I went to a. 12step meeting. Mhm. Just a local, you. know, afterwards, you know, people smoke. outside, right? And I go, "Hey, you guys. want to fellowship? That's what we do.". So, we all went to a. Denny's, me and these local AA people. Was there nothing else open? Yeah, there. wasn't. It was late, right? And then I. got the bill and they were all like, "Hey, dude, there's eight of us." I go, "I know power. dynamics. We don't know that." I go, "Yeah, it's like I had to give them this.

example. If I It's like when you take. eight other addicts to a Denny's after. a can you listen to my point? That's. what it is. So if I go out to eat with. David Spade, I have never paid. Yeah, right. It's just the power dynamics of. the situation. See that? That's foolish. It's not foolish. I pay with I pay with. Spade. Well, every time I offer, he says no. I. just get that. I just hand her my card. before he get before he can. Okay. Well, that's you're ruining the power. dynamics. No, you're equal. So, you. don't understand. I believe in equal.

paycept. I believe in equal. pay. Equal pay. Okay. You believe in. equal pay. Equal pay. All right. So, if. I'm going to do it, too. do it. All. right. So, um Okay. Well, Mone, after. this, let's go to Mastros and you pay. for the bill. He can now. He can afford. it. No, he can't. Yeah, he can. You just. Would you be able to afford $500 to pay. for all three of us? I could. It would. It would be a damn a damn But you would. be There would be a thing in your mind, why am I paying? Mhm. Exactly. But you. have to learn. No, it's not about.

learning, dude. No, that's how life is. You have to learn. You have to pay. It. would force me to work harder and become. a better person. And that's why he's And that's the. America I love. Work harder. Work. harder. Okay. So, listen. All right. You're his. boy for life. And I get it. Okay. I get. it. Mhm. Let's move on now because I'll. tell you I'll tell you. We went from. Greece. Yeah. You mean to Doug? It's a. power dynamic. We went to Greece to Doug. and it was too much. So, let's go back.

to musicals. That's fine. Okay. We don't. like it. And there's some movies And. there's some movies that I have not seen. that were classics that are musicals. No, in general like Eyes Wide Shut. I've. never seen it. What? Well, that's a. little strange. Is it good? Well, how. have you not seen that? I've never seen. it. That's a good I just don't like. masks at parties. No, no, no, no. Yeah. Yeah. What? No. Yeah, you do. Yeah, you. do. Co mask. Yeah. When I don't want to. get sick and your eyes are wide shut. Okay.

Okay. No. That joke really hit me home. It did. It. cuz it was good. It worked. It did work. The kids got some zingers. He got some. zingers, but it was real brutal. It was. Well, hit him back. Hit him back. I. won't because that's not who I am. That's not who I am. What? Power. dynamics. Power dynamics. You don't. punch down. Yeah. Don't punch down. You. only punch up. But that was very funny. Eyes wide shut. Okay. Fancy looking good. By the way, he. looks the hair. The hair does look good. The hair looks good. I think it does.

look good. And and also Yes. Wait. Yes. Wait. Just wait. What? Just wait for me. to be the hottest man on the show. Yeah. But you know, we know the genetics. Espan. Yeah. So you can do whatever you. want. You know, I mean, put Botox, fill. your head. So you don't think he's a. handsome guy at all? No matter what he. does. He's sort of like a UN kind of a. look. You do look political right now.

You know what I mean? Like, you know, somebody that not even the head guy. around the circle of No, he's at the. embassy. Yeah. Some embassy. But he's. like the fifth row of a guy taking. notes. Like you're not a leader, right? You mean, but you're involved. You mean. you probably make about 90,000 a year. internationally. Counselor. Yeah, that's. like counselor. Counselor. Today they. have to submit this parking ticket for. Yeah. He does a lot of uh paper pushing. Hey, they found this mommy with gold. Look up. We got talked about Giza, too.

About the Giza. About Gaza. Yeah. No. Giza, huh? The Giza pyramid. Oh, the. Giza pyramid. You know what happened, right? No. What happened? Wait. Wait. You don't know what happened? What. happened in Giza? Do you guys know what. happened? No. Are you [ __ ] out of. your minds, dude? Just Google it. What. happened in Giza? The pyramids. Did they. fall? No, dude. But they found Oh, the. under. Yeah, the under. The under the. Okay. I don't know if it's [ __ ] true. It is true. What is this? A vast.

underground city was found below Egypt's. Giza appear. Look at the pillars. Surprise, surprise. Look at the pillars, though. Do they look like 9/11? No. Look. at the pillars there. Twin towers. All. right. So, what they discovered, but so. zoom into that photo. There's two mile. long these [ __ ] tubes that go down. with these spiral staircases that go. down into other compartments. Two miles. down. Two miles. Two miles down, dude. Google that. Two mile. Go to the article. so I can read. Well, it's in kilometers.

I don't know that that Oh, 2 km. Okay. Yeah. How many miles down there? Okay. Speculating an entire city buried under. the Great Pyramids of Giza. Speculating, right? Okay. A team of Italian and. Scottish scientists. I'm out. No. No. Okay. Zoom back up. I mean, come on. No, that's very funny. The Italians, they're very good at. accents. So, this is what they. discovered. Okay. What is that? And it's. a it's they they have technology where. they have, you know, um infrared.

technology where they can scan things. And this is what they're scanning. The. technology is legit. Okay, go to the. article, please. Okay, just so we can. see this. This is incredible. If this is. real, this is wild. It's incredible. An. Italian Scottish scientists have. unveiled the shocking results of the. research about the pyramids of Giz and. Egypt. 4,500y old wonder of the world. team claims that there's an entire city. buried underneath the pyramids. An. entire city. Wow. Yeah. experimental. research the Karaf project uh and let's. see here 3D images go down a little bit.

you can see wow how they built stairs. around the pillars huh. 3D model was these tubes are the most. interesting part. 420 mi above the wait the team relied on. two satellites 420 mi in outer space to. come down go down I want to see how far. down they go underground. 6500 ft across they they go down. approximately 2100 00 f feet. How much. is that? 2100 feet is just under like a. half a mile. Okay, I was wrong.

You know, half a mile is long, dude. It's half a mile is so long. Yeah, it's. so long. That's so [ __ ] deep. 2,000. ft underground is insane, right? And. then below that though, are these other. buildings? Dr. Zahi Hawas, a prominent. archaeologist. He's my favorite doctor, by the way. Well, you're not going to. like him after this. former minister of. anti uh antiquities called out the. research said it was completely wrong. and and was fake news. He accused re and. it methodology. Yeah. He said it's not. correct. One guy. Yeah. I mean Rogan.

talks about it and he's usually right. Is he? That's why. Professor Lawrence Connors, a professional ge geoysical. archaeologist and ground penetrating. radar expert dismissed the theory of. vast city under the pyramids as just a. huge exaggeration. So a lot of these. guys are saying no. No. Okay. But. however, I believe you. So if you tell. me it's there, I believe it's there. Well, I've been doing a lot of. researching on my own time. You you are? Yeah. And um via through the internet. Right. Via the internet. Via the.

internet. And I've come to a conclusion. I I believe that it's um half correct at. least. Would you ever live in an. underground city? I have dreams about. it. You do? Oh my god. I I think about. it all the time. Yeah. I I have dreams. about it. Like then the way that Goonies. found that waterfall and the go I wanted. that so badly. Me too. What would you. have down there? Oh my god. Oh, me too. So collection of so many fun things. Well, so I would just a wall of dildos. to use whenever you need them. Huh. It's. like that's not it. What I would do is. if I had a city, I would have one area.

where I it would look like outside. Oh. So basic it would look like above. ground. You mean above ground? Like so I. would have like panels, right? Like you. know IMAX tricking people into thinking. they're thinking that it's outside. because I'm going to have dogs on there, right? So, I have my dogs down. Can they. survive? Yeah, because it's going to be. vast. Okay. And a green grass. Are you. going to have grass underground? How do. you grow it? Um, there's soil down. there. What about light? Sunlight.

UV. That's exactly what I meant. Yeah. Yeah. And um it's a great band. Thank you. With the illuminescence. Yeah. It's very dark gothic. Very. gothic. Yeah. Yeah. And then what also I. would light Yeah. I would also have. um like a steam room situation. You know. what I mean? What? Yeah. Yeah. Can I ask. you why why are we doing this. underground? It could be above ground. All the stuff could be above ground. because in my fantasies I did something. wrong. M okay. Yeah. I did something.

wrong on Earth. You're a man on the run, right? I'm a man on a run. But I have. billions of dollars in my fantasy. So I. built this underground city much like. Lex Lex Luthor in the original Superman. movie. How do you get people down there? How do you convince people to go down. there? No one goes down there. I'm eye. down there. I have dogs down there. You're alone? Yeah. I have a llama, a. dog, you know, I mean, other things. What are you going to do about love and. sex and relationships? What's the same. as now? Nothing with the dogs. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just the dogs. Yeah. And the. llama. Do you talk to the dogs? Yeah. You have full conversations with them.

Yeah. Yeah. I've done that. Yeah. I have. I talk to my dog in the morning. Not. just I go I How are you? See, I ask her. philosophical questions like what? I'm. your dog. That's not a dog. No, no, that's my dog. Oh, hey. Cubs. Hey. What do you What do you. think? What do you think that the polar. ice caps are actually melting at like a. surprise? Right. Yeah. Oh, you want. food? Yeah.

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if I say your boyfriend's coming this. weekend, she knows it's my cousin. It's. my cousin Luke that comes and watches. sometimes. I'll go I think your. boyfriend's going to be here this. weekend. She'll be dead asleep and I'll. go, "Yeah, I think your boyfriend might. come by. in fear. I don't trust Luke." So. excited. No, he's the best. And she gets. she sprints downstairs and stares out. the window thinking that he might be. there. Don't do that teaser. I You know, you know what I mean? Just [ __ ] up. You got to keep her on her toes. Is. somebody here? No. No, I was just taking.

a drink of coffee. Okay. I heard a. woman's voice. Hello. Yeah, that's what. I heard. Hello. This This thing might be haunted. this studio. I think it is cuz I've been. in here sometimes working after hours. and I just feel an eerie feeling in my. stomach. I understand. Somebody was. killed here. I understand. But whom? I don't know, man. But it feels that. way. Yeah. Yeah. It's not old enough to be. haunted. I don't think this building.

Yeah. 88. Building 88. Yeah. Not old. enough. You think people die in the 80s? I think I think the haunt hauntings take. forever. Some ghost from 1989 just doing. coke. Yeah, maybe. Just like. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe. What else. do you hear late at night? Here or at. home? Oh, at home? I hear [ __ ] at home. My. house is haunted. Yeah. Yeah. 100%. This. is what I do. I'll be. sleeping and I'll take my phone, put the.

light on, you know what I mean? The. light and zoom my room. Oh, that's See, that's creepier to me cuz then the then. the shadows from the nooks and the. crannies of that. I know. But if I saw a. woman like this, you know what I. mean? I don't know. You're like, "Lady, I'm celibate. You got to get out of. here." Yeah. What is that? Orbs. Ghost orbs. Dude, I've seen orbs. I've seen orbs. Oh, you. know what? Or orbs, dude. I'll tell you. I'll tell you about orbs, dude. You want. to know everything about Orbs? I don't. know much about it, but um so there was.

a comic named Charles Fleer. How do I. know him? He was before your time, but. when I did the in the early 2000s, he. was around a lot. Mhm. And he was the. voice of Roger Rabbit. Oh, I remember. this guy. Yeah. Yeah. I've actually met. this guy. Yeah. So Flea So Fleer would. be in the green room in the main room. and he'd have his cameras out, several. cameras to [ __ ] take photos of alien. orbs or different ghostly orbs. And he. would show me like, "Hey Lee, look." He.

always called me Lee. Look, Lee. Lee, look. There's orbs in here. And we. always thought it was a little unsaavory. cuz we're about to go up. You're about. to go on stage. And the Flesh man. He. was really into that. Is he still. around? Yeah. So he was a part of that. Oh, I feel so bad about this. Oh, he. passed away. No, he's alive. He's alive. No, you say no. Yeah, he was a part of. that group when Adam Eaggan took took. over and he did that f that [ __ ]. brutal like, you know what I mean? Clean. house. Yeah. They'll spring clean him. and he No, but he anyone over age of.

certain it's there's some that was like, you know, I mean, like Argus and people. that obviously there were people that. were uh we couldn't, you know what I. mean, grandfathered in, grandfathered. in, but there was a host of them where. he called and said, "You guys don't call. in. you're not going to get spots. That's crazy. And it broke so many. people's hearts. But I think as a as a. you know, I mean, a booker, you have to. do that. Well, that's why people always. hate bookers and producers because they. have to do all the grunt work. Yeah. You. know, like these guys, they do all the. grunt work and we hate them. Like you.

have to be our filter of nose. I know. We had a conversation about it. Yeah. Yeah. So, can we talk about adolescence real. quick? I know you haven't seen it. I. know you can, but I don't. Incredible. You loved it. One shot. I've seen in. years. Each episode is one shot. I've heard. this. I heard about the rehearsal. process. It was incredible. It's insane. The kid in it. My god. Incredible. Incredible. How old is this young man? 13. 13. 14. 13. Yeah. Never done. anything before. What the [ __ ] were we.

doing at 13? I don't know. Oh, Steven. Graham's in that. I love it. He wrote. it, right? Didn't he creator? Yeah. He's. incredible. Brad Pitt produces it. Who's. that? That's the kid. That's Brad Pitt. No, that's the kid. Uh, actor Jamie uh, wait. Uh, Owen Cooper. Yep. This kid is. incredible. But he's never done anything. about this. Good for him. It's nice to. get a break out the gate. So, just like. us. That's what we had. Yeah. Each. breaks. Each episode is literally one. shot. And I I don't think there's any.

cheats. I think it's a one shot. They do. two takes. I heard. No, no, no. It's one. shot. They do two takes. Two takes a day. for a week. So, 10 10 shots. 10 takes. 10 takes. Yeah. So, two shots a day. They do two shots, right? They do two. episodes. Two takes. Two takes. Two. episodes a day. And they pick the best. one. Two takes. No. No. Two takes a day. of the same episode. Of the same. episode. Yeah. And they pick it. They. pick it. Yeah. Okay. So, um couldn't do. a one hour. That'd be insane. Oh, that'd. be impossible. We could do it. Yeah. Oh,

so there's always like that one guy 30. minutes into it who has two lines. Mhm. If I was that guy like hiding behind a. wall knowing I had to come around. You. see no Koreans in the. show. It is true. Huh? I would be. repeating my lines. You know what I mean? Cuz you Welcome. back to the hotel. Yeah. Welcome to the. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Whatever. Back. to the hotel. Welcome back to Yeah. Yeah. You're making fun of the wrong. Missy. No. Yeah. You're doing the wrong. Missy thing. No, I'm not. What do you.

know? Well, I'm just throwing out a. line. [ __ ] you, dude. No, dude. I was. throwing out a [ __ ] line. I don't. know what what Missy thing. What are you. saying? What are you talking about? [ __ ] Marcelo did that too. Hernandez. two weeks ago. I love that kid. He's. like, "You've been in movies and go.". Oh, great job on Wrong Missy. Is that. what Welcome to the hotel. So, [ __ ] you. What's his problem? Your problem anyway. So, welcome to the hotel, Mrs. Okay. But here's But here's what I want. people to know going I'm not going to.

tell you what the premise of the thing. People basically know. No, we know what. the premise is. I mean, it's on the. internet, but you know, when I first saw. it, cuz I had knew nothing about it, I. thought it was a who done it, like a. murder mystery. Yes. Right. And with. that lens, it's it doesn't work with. that lens. Right. But then when you look. at it for what it is, it's brilliant. See, it's interesting because now. there's a lot of murder mysteries are. back now. Like the Shondaanda Ry show is. very popular. People love it's like Clue.

meets Knives Out, right? Yeah. Or. whatever. But dude, those things are. hits. That's what we need to make. We. need to make a Bad Friends Who Done It. Yeah, that'll be fun. That That's what. we need to do because honestly, how much. fun would it be if you know McCone was. dead, Carlos? I I I would have I was. going to go to him first, but it's too. easy. Cuz I want to, you know what I. mean? Yeah. He's suspect. And also you. need him in he need to be a shady. character throughout that you can keep. tagging and going this guy could have.

done it because look look at the look at. the lifestyle he's living. Mhm. The. ride. Look what he's up to. Wait. So. he's got to be a guy that we people. suspect. 100%. He's a big through line. Who does it at the end though? That's interesting. Who does it at the. end? Jules. What? Who? Jules is too. predictable. Too predictable. Too. predictable. Mone. No, you don't have. the balls. And that's what we'll say. You're the one that's dead. Yeah. How. can you kill yourself? Oh, you Oh, that's the who done it. Hey, at the end, he just killed himself, guys. That's by. the way, Fred has come come down. What a.

huge let down. This is the biggest let. down ever. That would be like the worst. might Shyamalan spin of all time. He's. He's got a rope around his head and. you're like, "Who's doing?" He's just. sitting there jerking off. like chokes himself out. All right. So, this is what you need though in this, right? It can't just be us. We have to. have like maybe 20 people flowing. Cast. of people. Yeah. To come and go. Yeah. And then um I don't know who does it. I. would think that maybe Jesse. You think. Jetky would do it? She She's a tough. cell for me. Like she don't know if she.

has that evil flip. So Dax have to be in. the M show. Yeah. He's somebody that. people are like maybe, you know, but um. I think ultimately the biggest surprise. would be you. That I'm the murderer. Now. that lines up. You and I can't be the. murderer. It seems too obvious that one. of us is the murderer. Bring in your. brother Steve. Andreas. Andreas also. doesn't have the balls. He doesn't have. the balls. He's a big talker, small. walker. You have the resentment, though. Yeah. Yeah. You Well, that's why you're. a good suspect. That's That's how these. things work. Yeah. Yeah. You're a good.

suspect. You know, like George would be. the one of a prime suspect for being a. murderer. Yeah. Uh Well, I couldn't have. murdered. You know what I mean? I know. Like any police investigator would be. like, "Well, this guy [ __ ] did it.". Yeah, for sure. Yeah. It would have to. be someone. like Andre's wife. I know who did it. Okay, turn around. Oh my god. My mom. Bobby's mom. That. would be the biggest shock. I think. you're right. That would be the biggest. It's just you see me in a room with a.

knife. Yeah. And then I remove my own. skin to reveal I'm Bobby mom underneath. That's funny. And that's her line. She. pulls off. She goes, "I'm Bobby M." And. she's I'm Bobby Mom. Right. But there's. no motive. None. Like why would she kill. M? She doesn't even know McCon exists. Doesn't matter. She just gets right back. on her iPad. Oh wow. Wow. Yeah. And that but that's. that kind of movie I like. Leave it up. to the audience to figure out why. What's the purpose? What's the depth of.

this? And I and I I discover it. You. know, I discover it at the end. Yeah. And I have a, you know, really [ __ ]. scene. And you know Oh, you're. emotional. I like that, dude. That was. good. I didn't do it yet. Do it again. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. I'm. not doing it. Please do it. I'm not in. the mood. Please do it. And the line is, "Welcome to the hotel.". Okay, dude. Okay. Now, you dug me. earlier. You dug. Well, you dug me. earlier. Yeah. Yeah. I dugged you.

earlier. Dugging me. Yeah. All right. That's good. I deserved it. Thank you. Okay. Um, so, um, that's a good Who Done. It. I think we should do a Who Done It. murder mystery. Yeah, I really would. love to. They are so [ __ ] Anora too. Okay. And let me clear the air. Yeah. I. actually didn't hate the. movie. I just I just need more um I need. more spins. You need to spin me out. more. Emotionally thrust me if you're. going to give me a heartbreaking story.

I love I love being spinned around. Spin. me around, baby. Yeah. Spin me. I wanted. to see more. Also, the Armenians in the. in the movie, aren't they? They're not. even mean. Oh. Oh, have you ever met a. [ __ ] Armenian? Yeah, they were like, "You've never met him? They're taking it. to sushi right up the street." Yeah, it. just was different. What do you got back. there that you're fuddling around with? Oh, we got some stuff for Bobby cuz he. keeps talking about it. Oh, this is old. fairy donut and the gold uh How old are. these? They just got them today. Yeah, today. Today? Yeah, of course. You're.

saying they're not good. No, no, no. Incorrect. Can we rewind the [ __ ]. tape? I said that I prefer an old school. run-of-the-mill doughnut shop. So, do. you have an old school donut, too, to. Yes. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. This is. fun. This is really good. And this is an. old fairy donut and a holy grail donut. Yeah. And he's got Which one did you get? A. winch. Win. Winchilles. Fantastic. It's. exactly what I like. An old school.

Winchell. Yeah, but you're going to know. the difference once you put it in your. mouth. Of course I will. So she No, but. you the shittiest one. You're just to. prove your point. You go. Oh, the [ __ ]. is No, no, I promise I won't. All right, so give me a You have a plate? No, we. don't need plates. You just [ __ ] just. just give me one that you think this. When have you used a plate? That's also. That's also very true. Oh, so you're. just going to take a bite of it. There's. no closing your eyes or anything. Well, I Well, the guys could have set it up. differently, but they already. just give me give me Let me see. Okay. Did you get the good one here from the. Of course. Do we have a little knife? No, you don't have the one that with the. [ __ ] pagio. Well, let Do we have a.

knife? Yeah. Just give me a little. knife. Oh my god. You got the worst. ones. Let me see. Are they really that. bad, Men? You know what is I didn't want to get. crazy flavors so they wouldn't go bad. I. wanted to get basic stuff so that But. this is not proving my point. You got. the worst ones there. No, but the. quality. No, no, no. It's not. It's not. Oh, he does. Oh, I understand what he's. saying. Qual. It's a control like it's a. scientific experiment. Yeah. Like. they're all the same ones from different.

So, what is this called? No, but that's. the point. The point is is that I I I. honestly believe that this isn't even. [ __ ] fairy do if I look it up. No, I. think you No, I Dude, [ __ ] you. [ __ ]. you, dude. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on, dude. Yeah, hold on, dude. Hold on, dude. No. No. Hold on. Yeah. Yeah. I'm. going to do it right now, dude. No. holding. Yeah. Fairy. So, this is the. holy grail. The This is the one with. what? Uh, cinnamon, I believe. Cinnamon. and old fairy donut. Hold on. Okay. This is cinnamon and coconut.

Yeah. Okay. So, I look at the old fairy. donut list. Give me that one. These. donuts are not on the list. You're a. [ __ ] liar. No, I'm not. You're a. liar. No, I'm not, dude. I promise. Beat him up. Kick his ass, dude. No, I'm. not. They don't have those donuts on the. [ __ ] menu, dude. It's just glaze. Everyone has glaze. No, they don't. I've. been there. They don't have that. No, it. was a thing for Postmates. It was a. special month. I if I go to Postmates.

right now Postmates, I better be able to. order, dude. It was an Uber. It was Give. me the Let me try. It's not real. This. is [ __ ] This is [ __ ] wind. No. Well, I want to try it. Give me two. [ __ ] you, dude. I'm going to go to Uber. Eats. No, no, no. I'm going to look it. up right now. I'm sorry. [ __ ] Let me. try. No, no, you don't try try. So. passionate about food. No. I I don't. like being lied to. Here. Well, look at. this. Let me try this. Old fairy donut. I told you we need the blindfolds. Oh my. god. Yeah. Yeah. So, here we go. Okay, I. want to go to Old Ferryy. Let's see the.

donut. Let's see. That'll be a nice day, dude. Yeah, they don't have that in. delivery. Yeah, on Uber Eats they do. It's an exclusive. No, it's not. No. Okay, how about this? No. No, I'm not. eating that. Hold on. No, stop. So good. Let me ask you something. Honestly, look. at me right now, Dad. Okay. Yeah. On my mother's life. Oh, this is an easy. one. On my life. Harder. Yeah. On my. life. Is this from old fairy donut? The.

the one on my life there are old fairy. On my life. On your life there are old. fairy donuts on the table. In this box. You don't have to get that. specific, Bob. In this box. In In a box. Yeah. In this old fairy donut box. In. this box. The room. There are old fairy. I'm not [ __ ] around. Bro, why is like. this out of all things making you the. most mad? Because it's supposed to be a. [ __ ]. you know, I mean, an a contest. It's a.

blind test, right? Yeah. And if this is. not the actual thing, then I'm going to. lose, bro. I'm My point is, but if you. like it so much, you would know. And. it's like there's the PB&J one. There's. the [ __ ] raspberry glaz lemon poppy. They don't have [ __ ] like that. Do you. remember how much you like the airwan. water? Andrew, how do you like your Old Ferry? I got to tell you, the Winshells bag. Winchilles. Winchilles is great. Yeah.

These are all Old Fy donuts, aren't they? No, they're not. None of. them are. These are Old Ferry, right? Yeah. Real. They're Are they right. there? There they are. Okay. Those are. the real deals. These are a holy grail. These are I mean, you know what I mean? I don't know why you got so mad. I don't. know either, man. It's crazy. It's. pretty [ __ ] crazy, dog. Okay. So, no, I'll tell you why, dude. I'm a donut. I'll tell you why. Okay. Let's say I'm at a Michelin star. I I. work for the Michelin star. Yeah. Right.

You're the Michelin man. No, no. Let Let me Let me re let me rework. it, bro. Someone at home, a fan, please. draw him as the Michelin man and submit. it right. Thank you. All right. What I'm saying is. is let's say I own a restaurant. I know. the Michelin star guys are coming, right? And then my chef goes, you know. what? I'm just going to go to Arby's, right? And put those on the plate. Yeah. Bet they And then they And then they get. no stars and they get nothing. Right.

That's my point. This contest is. supposed to be real. Okay. To prove a. point, but you're trying to trick my. mind. Yeah. I mean, and make me look. like a fool. And I don't like it. Give. me those. Here you go. All right. So, this is this is your. beloved. What is this? Fairy fairy. Okay, these. are the original glazed. It's fairy. fairy. And and what's this one? It's a. fairy donut. That's the pistachio. Matcha. It's matcha. I refuse. It's.

insane. Well, that's You know what? [ __ ] eat a matcha [ __ ] donut. That's insane. Get [ __ ] you nerd. Matcha. It's [ __ ] gross. I'm going to. eat the [ __ ] the regular. Let me see. Yeah, come get these, please. Cuz before. I get so [ __ ] fat that I'm going to. pass out. By the way, it is hard to not. continue to eat all these donuts. I do. want to keep this one. What he just. said, Bobby? I can tell when you start.

to slow down. Thank you. So, you put in. a donut break in it. We're slowing down. We're going to put. the donut thing in there. That's what. you're saying. No, I don't know where. it's from. I don't trust it. It says the. holy That's the holy grail. Yeah, whatever, dude. Do you want it? No, I. don't trust it. He will. Anyway, um next. time we do some sort of water contest, you know what I mean? Or anything like. that? Yeah. No deception cuz I want to. be able to fight for my right to be the.

right one. Yeah. Yeah. This isn't a. comedy podcast, buddy. This is a food. podcast. I know, but I don't like being deceived. Never again. Shall it happen? Yeah. Get. this out of here. Thank you. Yeah. Thank. you. We'll get back to something good in. a second. We have to get back. Okay. Never again. It's You know what? It's. Andre. And Andre is the leader of all. this. Yeah. Yeah, you are. Yeah, you. are. You're the leader of all this. [ __ ].

This is inc. Hold on. This is. incredible. Joe Piscopo in a Miller. Light commercial. This got We got tagged. on this. M this was a mil light. commercial from 1987. For people that. don't know Joe Pisco was a comedian. He. was on Saturday Night Live. Watch it. Was Bruce Lee still alive? No. In ' 87? Yeah. Yeah. Didn't he die in like the. '9s? Yeah. I am master ancient art of karate kung. fu and the. Chinese centralizing.

I always reach for a mill light. Light tastes great. Lightless appearing, too. Hey, I want the pepperoni. Ancient. proverb. Only one light beard. Miller. light. Amazing. Amazing. Amazing. Why. can't we do these campaigns today? It's. racist. Is it a little bit? I I can see. some people get offended. I would like. it. Well, here's the problem I have with. it. He does an accent for almost every.

line except for mirror, right? He. doesn't even do the funniest one. The. product is Miller Light. I The. executives did that. Hey. Hey, Joe. Can. you just Yeah. Yeah. You liking what I. did on set? Yeah. But Joe, can you. clearly say Miller Light? You're saying. Mir. Yeah. Well, you guys drink mirror, right? I'm white. I'm just an executive. No. No. I'm saying. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Why'd you see guys? Yeah, you guys. You. look not white. I'm tan. Okay. Okay. All. right. Yeah. Are you tired? You look.

tired. No. There was an eclipse. Oh, there was. Yeah. Did you look up into. it? Yeah. I looked right. Yeah. Right. into that sun. Don't do that. Okay. I. know. My bad. Yeah. The next take I'll. say it. Yeah. Yeah. So, next time can. you say and action? Reach for a cold. The mirror. Right. You did it again. Did. I do it again? Yes. Wow. It doesn't. sound like I'm doing Look at me right. now. Right. Yeah. Miller. Mirror. No, not mirror. Oh, this is not Snow White. Oh, okay. Mirror. Mirror on the wall. Do that. Yeah. And action.

Wow. Ebo stepmother. I think if Disney's. going to remake all those movies, they. might as well do it with an Asian. accent. Speaking of that, thank you for. for bringing it up. Yeah. Thank Thank. you for bringing that. What? Speaking of. that, thank you. Do you remember that a. couple weeks ago we talked about Snow. White? Yeah. And he said he was going to. make a certain amount of money. I don't. remember it. Yeah. Um he did. Who said. it? Andreas. I'll bet you $100. He was. wrong. I was right. How much money has. it made so far? Well, we looked. This is.

the problem is it's only opening. weekend, right? Yeah, it's it did worse. than Dumbo. It's not looking good. I. know. It's the worst opening weekend of. any Bobby was scared after seeing the. trailer and made me cut that portion of. the other episode. So that bed is Wait, no. Just because you cut the [ __ ]. portion doesn't mean that the bed is. off. Yeah. Yeah. You don't know. Wait a. minute. Right. I was there. We made a. bet, dude. Wait a minute. Ripped up the. ticket. You made a bet. Yes. Then you.

called him and told him to remove. something from the show because I saw a. trailer in the movie theater and I go, "Oh my god, it might be good. It might. be good." Yeah. Yeah. I didn't recant it. Right. I didn't. recant take it out of the episode. You. know how Disney makes their trailers all. magic ma majestic and magical? Did you. make him take it out of the episode? Yes. Yes. Bets are off. You didn't stand. by it publicly. So then the bet's off. That's crazy. You can't you can't do. that. And by the way, it was $100. Yeah. Okay. Okay. You owe him 50 then. That's.

right. That's right. You own 50. You. mean you owe me something? Oh, you owe. me 50. You owe me half. You owe me. something. Okay. So, it's only made it's. it made 42 million. What? 88 88. worldwide. And it's a $400 million. movie, which means what? Another It's at. 270. No, it's a $400 million film with with. advertising all the money that's in it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They said they said. it's actually north of 400 million. So. they have to make probably 700 million. to Oh, they'd have to make close to a. billion for this to be like what they. want. Lucrative. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So it. was And it was um I mean I I difficult.

to do live actions. based on Well, [ __ ] Yeah. I mean. based on u an IP that's already existed. Yeah. But you don't think it's hard to. do much? I think it's easy. That's why. they keep doing it. Well, it's easier to. do cuz the scripts are already there. I. mean, the ideas are there. But what you. can't do is change it is what they try. to do. And what do they try to change it. into? Reason is the the the two girls. didn't like each other. The two. actresses. Isn't Galado in that? Yeah.

She's Maleficent. Yeah. And she's. pro-Israeli because she was on the. special forces. Wait, wait, wait. Time. out. Time out. What the [ __ ] does that. have to do with Snow White? Is Snow. White in Rachel Zgler? Rachel Zgler is. pro Pal, you know, pro Palestine. Oh, that's a real thing. I've never heard. that. Yeah. Yeah. And then you know. obviously Galado is Israel, right? Of. course. Right. But I don't think that I. think what it was was a number of. things. Isler is she she what is she? She's. Mexican. She's Mexican. Yeah. Yeah. So I.

want to tell you something. Okay. There's a couple of other elements to it. and I think we can keep this in. Yeah. Okay. Because I'm very clear about it. I. didn't know about the Israel Palestine. part of it. So what they hated working. with each other obviously. So the two. things that they [ __ ] up. They didn't. even want to do a premiere with the two. of them. It will always be free. Palestine, she writes. May 20. That's. May 17th, 20. That's May 2021. Yeah. Wow, that's a long time ago. They shot. this a long time ago. They shot this. four years ago. No, it had to been two. years ago. This from August 12th. I love.

you all so much. Uh, thank you for the. love and 120 million views on our. trailer in just 24 hours. What a. whirlwind. I'm in the thick of. rehearsals for Romeo and Juliet, so I'm. going to get out of here. Bye for now. And always remember Free Palestine, she. says. Rachel Ziggler. That was August. 12th. Okay. So, but I don't think that. that was the main thing. There's two. other elements. One of Peter Dinklage. Peter Dinklage. He plays all the dwarfs. No. No. I said on a good guess on a talk. show he said um I don't know which one. was like they're doing that Snow White.

again for these dwarves. You mean it's. old thinking when it comes to the way. people look at little people. I think. it's [ __ ] Yada yada yada. Disney. took him seriously. So they made um the. dwarves just six, you know, about this. Yeah, we already talked about, right? Those are not the they made an all all. CGI. No, it's all CGI now after that. So. that those leaks weren't real. Yeah, those leaks are part They're a group of. bandits in the movie and Oh, they are. one real dwarf in them. We just saw an.

image of it two things ago. There they. are right there. They're all CGI. Yeah, they're CGI. They look I heard the CG is. not good. Not great. Right. And then. also Rachel Ziggler's comments about, you know, it's not the 50s, you know. what I mean? So we don't need a prince. charming because women can, you know. what I mean? You know what I mean? What. What can they do? They can't be president. I'll tell you. that. I I know. But they can um they. don't need a prince charming to help. them in their quest to save them. To. save them. Yeah. And so what's the.

premise of this film? I haven't seen it. No, I'm serious. It's basically the same. movie. It's just she fights. There's. some controversies in it that I think. bogged it down. But here's my curiosity. Mostly it's her the comments outside the. movie, but it can't be the [ __ ]. Palestine Israel [ __ ] because people. over the people in [ __ ] China that. would see this don't give a [ __ ] They. don't care. That's what I'm saying. That. like the the billions that would be. earned in other parts of the world don't. concern themselves with that. You know. what I mean? So, it's got to be.

something else. It's got to be the buzz. the buzz word. Well, the dwarves see it. scared kids. That does look a little. creepy. Yeah, some of the kids were. scared from it. And then they're. supposed to be like likable. You know. what I mean? Lovable. Oh. Oh, that that. dwarf on the left. I know him. Who is it? That is not good. No, no, no. Seriously, I know him. That left. Yeah. He's got some charges pending against. him. Oh, I see. That's probably what did. this. And then and the and then the. third or fourth controversy is people's. argument. Well, how can Rachel Ziggler.

be the prettiest. one in that world if Galgado is hotter? Is that what people say? Yeah. People. are saying that Galado is prettier. So, it doesn't make any sense, but I don't. that could It's another Trump thing. People are saying if you say people are. saying people are saying Ziggler didn't. do it for them does it. So, the movie. What do we think this thing is going to. is going to cost them? And she's doing. Romeo and Juliet now. Yeah. Maybe best. Romeo and Juliet they ever made? DiCaprio. Leo. It was the best. The. best. The soundtrack was, by the way, I.

had this [ __ ] CD. That soundtrack was. so good. That was so good. Look up the. music for Romeo and Juliet. So good. Romeo Plus. Romeo what? Plus? Yeah. Romeo Plus Juliet, right? Whatever the. [ __ ] they wanted to. That was so good. Look at the soundtrack and tell Look at. this song here. Zoom in a little bit. Oh, damn. Oh my god. Yeah, dude. [ __ ]. garbage. Number one crush was so good. Desiree Butthole Surfers, the Cardigans. Radio. Radio head, dude. This whole. thing, this I remember this movie being. like, man, whoever organized the music.

In fact, when I first started working at. my PA job when I first moved out here, I. met the guy at the studio who made. soundtracks for the movies. Wow. And. they did Bottle Rocket. Oh, I love. Bottle Rocket. And I was like, man, dude, what? That's the coolest [ __ ]. job on earth. How did you get that? And. he was like, oh, I was in ANR at another. at a at a radio, I mean a a record label. and blah blah. And then I was like, what. if I want to do that? And he was like, oh man, you're not going to. You could. though because you have a vast knowledge. of music. I know. But you know what he. said? You have to be sucked into the. music world and then they like it. You.

know what it is? It's a job. And this is. something that you know that our. audience it's hard to describe. You know. what it is? It's loopers. Do you know. loopers? Yeah. People that don't know. what a looper is. When you watch a TV. show and you just see someone in a bar, there's chatter in the background at the. bar. That's not real from when they. filmed. They have groups of people. called loopers that go in every day to. the studios and they do background. noise, just chatter and talking to fill. the spaces of television and film and. they make incredible money. I'm not even.

[ __ ] kidding. My old neighbor was a. looper and he made [ __ ] a couple. hundred grand a year 10 year 12 years. ago and he would just go in every day. Wow. And loop looper. He was a looper. I. love loopers, dude. Look at this. 180,000. Good movie, too. 180 grand to [ __ ] go in every day. just talk in the background. So, I did. something gross yesterday. I wasn't. going to bring it up. I don't know why. this just brought it up. Tell me if this. is wrong. So, I'm doing the last day of.

this movie. I was so right. So, I'm in. makeup. Last day of the what? This movie. I'm in. The last day. Last Yesterday was. my last day. What's it called? New. Year's Rev. That is a good title. [ __ ]. yeah, dude. New Year's Rev. Yeah. Rev. Yeah. Who's Rev? It's short for Revolution. Call Just say. the whole thing then. Okay. It looks. cool sounds cooler with New Year's Rev. And this is the Green Day movie. Yeah. And it's produced by Green Green Day. Yeah. It was written by Lee and um and.

Lee Harvey Oswald. No. Um No, dude. But. any Yeah, those are the kids. So, it's. them as it's their story. The story is. the story is three kids that were told. that they were going to open for Green. Day, but when they show up to the. [ __ ] palladium, they were lied to. So, they try to sneak in and try to get. the opening gig still. And I play a. security guard. That's not the point. Okay. The point security. Yeah. Shut the. I like security guard. Yeah. Palladium.

security. So, they were Welcome to the. Palladium. So, I was s I was sitting in makeup, right? I'm sitting in makeup and they. were playing like just standard like. rock like killers all that stuff in the. in the thing and I go, "Why are you. playing this rock?" They go, "Well, I. mean we think Billy's coming in, right?". I go, "You don't do that." Mhm. And they. go, "What do you mean?" I go, "You got. to be cool." Got to be cool. Yeah. So I. go, "Put some Brianino on." Right. He comes out and sits down. Right. I.

already talked to him before, but I. start going, "Yeah." Yeah. So, Brian, you know, you know, he was the. keyboardist for the um Roxy music. Did. the first two albums. Became a very. prolific. I think I was purposely. talking about Briano. Briano to make. Billy think that I knew about music. What did he say? No, he was like, "Yeah, that's right. That's right." And he did. that. He kind of added on. And then. after I was done with my thing, I just. kind of went to put my hands in my. pocket. Yeah. So, what came first? You. guys are jawbreaker, which is another. like three-piece, you know what I mean?

Power power power punk back. Did he hate it? I think so. Yeah. I. think he knew what I was doing, right? Yeah. Yeah. I go, "Yeah, I mean, yeah, but you guys really, you know, you guys. really did it, huh?" He's like, "Why'd. you bring up Jawbreaker?" I was I don't. know. He didn't say that. I bet you he's. was thinking in his mind. Yeah. Yeah. For sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Why did you. bring it up? I was You were trying to. show off. I'm trying to show him that I. have some knowledge about music that we. can get some sort of rapport going. Although I've known him for many years, you know what I mean? But it's like, you.

know, I did a little social things, right, that were gross in my mind at the. time, but I don't know if anyone thought. knew I It's not that big of a deal. It's. not that big of a deal. Can I get your. line as a security guard? What's a line? I have a lot of lines in it. What are. they? Um I mean, I could pull out my sides. You don't remember them? No, because. I mean it's okay. So, um, let me Okay, yesterday's line was. um, you know, I'm not offended that you. snuck in. It's the lying I care about.

Like, you don't know Green Day. And then. Billy Joel walks by. I go, "Oh, here's. your chance. Hey, Billy Joe, you know. this kid, right?" And this the kid go. and then Billy actually turns around and. go, "Oh, I heard your demo. [ __ ]. amazing." And in the midst of their. conversation, I'm jealous, right? because this kid does know, right? Mhm. So, I just got blurred out. I play the. keys. I'm in an experimental jazz band, you know? I I went to church with Jer um. Keith Jarrett, which is a random thing, you know what I mean? My name is Otis.

Wong. Some people call me the Wong, you. know what I mean? And he just kind of. drifts away and then um the kid just. goes pats me in the, you know, in the. chest and he walks away. That was. yesterday's one of the scenes yesterday. It's going to be good. This is going to. be good. I hate that you did this. What. did I do? Did you read it just like. that? No, I was just trying to. remememorize like think I think it's. going to be good. I hate what you're. doing right now. I didn't do anything. I. think it's going to be good. Bobby Lee.

Am I even in the Oh my god. McKenna. Grace, Jenna Fischer, Mason Thomas, Fred. Damn, there's a lot of people in. there. Angela Kingsley, Kinsley. Okay. Trey Cool. Yeah, Trey Cool. Well, the. whole band is obviously. Go all the way. down to the last credit. That's where. I'd be. No, you wouldn't be. Bar patron. Yeah. Yeah. You be Matt West Fallon. I got a little bit advice to Maurice. Quintel Simmons. Yeah. Just just do. Maurice. Do you remember any of your. lines from Dave? Oh god. Yeah. Tell me.

one. Um Dave, come on. We have to get back to. making the album. The whole [ __ ] show. Very good. The. whole [ __ ] show. Come on, Dave. Stop. goofing around. So it wasn't that. embarrassing what I did. Nothing that. people would do. No. Yeah. It's not as. embarrassing as the Bong Junho the. director thing. I don't think that was. that embarrassing. That wasn't that's. not on you. That's on that guy [ __ ]. putting you in that position. Yeah. Yeah. And I feel like that guy owes me a. job. You know what he did? Yeah. He did.

a simple thing where you know when. someone says like, "Oh, I've seen that. thing that you did." And they're. probably thinking of something that you. did. That's not what I'm thinking. You. think he thought you were in that other. show? I think Jimmy O Yang was on it and. he didn't boggle the name. No [ __ ]. way. You don't look anything like Jimmy. He I if he liked that show or movie that. much. You really think he wouldn't know. who the [ __ ] you are? I think he thought. of something else and mistook the title. for a thing that you did. Oh, we I loved. you on Wrong Missy with that hotel line. Give me the line. Welcome to the hotel.

So good. You kill it. I can't believe. White Lotus didn't call. You're a movie. star, man. You've always been a movie star. You're a movie star. Anyway, thank you. for being a bad friend. [Music]. It's all ruined. You didn't get the. pistachio one. We're going to cut this. whole segment out. I'm going to get the. donuts next time. Okay. We're cutting. this out. Okay. Okay. None of these are. winchels.

Some of them are. Mm- Those. Oh, I know. I can tell. Okay. And I got to tell you, try one of those. Just show try one of. those in that box. I'm dead serious. Try. Let me see. This is the windshield. Let. me see what they have. Let me see which. one. Yeah, try that one. This is Okay. [ __ ] terrible. That's so The breading. The breading. Eat the pink one with the breading. I. love eating the pink one. And if you lie about this, I Oh, no.

Oh, wow. It's You know it, right? Woo! Yeah! Woo! Yeah! [Music].