Bobby is MIA feat. Annie Lederman, Trevor Wallace & His Korean Replacement | Ep 139 | Bad Friends
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today Bobby's gone because we fired him. fired and we're looking to fill his spot. so we've got some people that are going. to come in and fill a spot right now. Trev Wallace t-dub is in the house in. the hot seat and also directly across. from him is my main man Rex dizzy this. [ __ ] is your best and right next. to him is um. damn I always forget your name you gave. it to me. Juicy's in the [ __ ] house. um how fun is this guys we're filling in.
Bobby's seat because we don't need him. anymore I'm busy I'm a chubby Korean so. [ __ ] it yeah you feel you fill the mold. let's get weird let's really get let's. get right into it so Rick and I worked. together on uh a24 show called beef that. will come out when is that gonna come. out I have no idea next year sometime. next year yeah is this the show that was. written for Bobby it was. I think we found the answer right here. the host is across from me so Bobby's. mad at Bobby doesn't hate you but he's. not happy that you got the role that he.
wanted because it was supposed to be. maybe me and Bobby at one point and then. it became me and wreck you know I. approached him about it what did you say. I saw the podcast and then the next day. I was eating um at some Korean a. restaurant and I was like yeah I heard. you was talking [ __ ] but respectfully. because I know he he probably kicked my. ass though no he can't he has agency. strength that's like 75 years old he is. an old tiny Korean man some little old. Korean man have good strength yeah they.
don't work out but they're like very. powerful I think it's because of the. mandatory military service oh right. something right he has that yeah he does. and like hidden Korean rage I don't have. that much you guys fight now can we set. up a fight between wreck and Bobby and. see who wins yeah we'll get on that okay. you wanna no you better knuckle him I. absolutely don't want to fight him. so honest you're like I did that I don't. want yeah so wreck filled uh filled the. shoes that Bobby couldn't and man oh man. did you kill it on the show so it's so. good I don't think the show is good but.
you did good you did you killed it I I I. did very very good. and that was humble I'm very humble. about it yeah no I I had a super fun. time I hope the show is good who [ __ ]. who knows you know what I mean you do. stuff and you never. I had a guy we I just sat at the coffee. shop this this guy was like oh I saw the. trailer that you did for that Mark. Wahlberg and Kevin Hart thing and look I. had a great time it's not doing well. do you feel that's a personal thing on.
you at all or no it was all Me Okay. Kevin the whole time was like come on. man this is on you this film is about. you it's your film right and I was like. okay and it's I don't know what's funny. about Netflix is you can't bomb really. it just goes away that one bomb. did it bomb when the producers are. saying it bombed it really evolved no we. talked about it on the show before I. think I run Tomatoes I think I'm Rotten. Tomatoes we showed it what is it now six. yeah but you're not doing that to be. like this is where I get my acting Wings. you're like [ __ ] Kevin Hart. yeah you get a couple Stills with him. and you're good.
all the pictures I had to post he made. me pay and you also did this just to. make friends with Kevin that was his. only reason he got a six on a Tomato. Meter shout out that's pretty good yeah. it's pretty level how many reviews. though 855 000 it says something like. that there's a couple of critics. 64. 64. that's not that's not enough I. think you need to hit 100 before you get. a real rating right. but anyway yeah dude I don't know and.
I'm also in I will know if a box office. that bottom right maybe Kevin Hart's. worst movie yeah yeah and that's from. Nick at the uh Daily Beast you know he's. a top critic did you know that and every. day he's just a beast The Daily Beast. critics they're not gonna show any. bottom critics. Russell Simmons look at Russell Simmons. Russell Simmons is on there Russ Simmons. for him where's he at oh did you work. for Russell I used to work for Russell. Simmons yeah go on uh and then uh he was. the man he would just bring hot women.
into the office and then go to his. office where they would probably do. Hollywood stuff and then he would just. walk out and then she would leave and. he'd like put this girl in a sketch. because it was a a comedy and music. vertical at the time ah and uh what is. Hollywood stuff that they would do. behind closed doors I think a lot of. rock paper scissors naked sexually I. don't know I I don't know but uh that he. would just bring lovely women in. probably have a nice General pitch. meeting as Hollywood is you're like. here's my script and he was like here's. my [ __ ] and you know oh.
I mean maybe I don't know is that what. goes on in Hollywood why am I not. getting more roles that's why I didn't. do well yeah show your [ __ ] I didn't. show you I don't know I I think he would. he would just oftentimes he always had. like an Entourage he was just his. Instagram was always like yoga like post. like very Zen and then he'd walk in be. like just yelling and then just have. like hot women is calling me he'd be. like white [ __ ] she would say that to. me you were the white [ __ ] he would say. white [ __ ] you're Russell Simmons he's. white [ __ ] I was yeah I worked for him. for like three years he never once knew. my name I used to like post on his.
Instagram like I was his guy like when. you put out a special you should call it. white [ __ ] white [ __ ] Trevor Wallace. white [ __ ] damn and if you do put out a. special uh we're we've all been waiting. by the way because Trevor Wallace. according to Bobby Lee is the Best. comedian that's out right now thank you. thank you he's not here I mean I used to. get up what's the laughter for huh one. of my top 20. this is the same chair that Bobby was. appraising me on yeah and you were like.
I mean I guess. I wasn't show the footage. you said you said he said how good is. Trevor Wallace I go he's great. and then he wanted me to like go down. this road with him and being like Oh. Trevor oh my God and I was annoyed with. him trying to like pull me down this. weird road I was like what he's great I. said he's great and he's like no no no. he's better than great I was like okay. man well now you're what do you think. about me I hate you that's what I was. thinking I absolutely love you dude I.
think you're I think you're a great. comic and also. a really cutie patootie when we did that. show together man I watched you on stage. boy oh boy do you got a nice you got a. nice structure. like in the face of the ass just your. Bot is cool oh nice what angle just your. body I was behind you and I saw you. sideways too a lot oh at uh when we did. uh oh yeah I did the the bad friend we. did the show together yeah I was. supposed to be like brought out on stage. and then you're like no no no no no no. no no no no no it's not how it works. over here too much pale pigment on one.
screen. well we're mixing it up today because. we've got you know we have two whites in. the lead chair uh but it feels good it. is nice but I need we needed a little. bit of uh a little bit of Asian Spice a. little bit of fish I'm glad I could do. that for you wreck you do wreck did you. did you any time to speak to Juicy did. you guys get to meet. um. like after watching this podcast every. week I feel like I know her you don't. watch it every week do you I do God. bless I love this podcast man you're. incredible so I saw her and I first. thing I said it was not nice to meet you.
but I love you and then oh nice it just. came out it took Mia back and I was like. wait uh my bad I mean nice to meet you. oh that's sweet yeah how did you respond. I don't I don't love you though I mean I. I am playing hard to get dude she said I. think you're great I said who did oh no. I did not to his face did you no I said. I love you too okay nice so we love each. other yeah I'm all about the love you. are all about the love yeah that's what. I do before I go on stage people ask. what I think about I just think about.
love. are you being serious dead serious I. like this I need we need more love do. you like say something in your head uh. sometimes I think about someone like my. mom or someone like that's easy for me. to like feel like love and then I just. like expand that I like that I I think. about but I should think about my jokes. probably no no no no no no that comes. next that's that's not that big I think. about Kanye West right before I go on. because a lot of his rhetoric lately you. know it's really inspiring.
he's inspiring this guy he's a loopy sad. boy man and somebody then I just saw an. article that said he was ranting about. Pete Davidson's 10-inch penis I saw that. Noah's [ __ ] oh he's the pizza for the. ranch yeah the tenant shirt I've known. Pete for a long time and now when I met. him he was only eight inches so it's. cool to see that you grow with time as a. person and in your penis allegedly. screamed out Pete David's 10 inch penis. during a fight with Charlemagne. Charlemagne will do that man he's so. good at pulling people into this world.
of getting really mad and stuff he's so. [ __ ] good at like making people get. annoyed and pissed off and then. then blowing up on his show he also. baits people to say [ __ ] up [ __ ] do. they have footage of that though the. [ __ ] no. I don't know if I had a 10 inch [ __ ] I. mean I'll be running I'm doing the same. thing run around town trying to date. everybody. yeah 100 but unfortunately I don't how. many inches is your [ __ ] Trev probably. six and a quarter six and a quarter is. honest and real and I know that's. actually the number yeah you measured it. huh oh yeah recently but you know what's.
a trip one time I measured it with us. with a straight root like a hard a. wooden ruler and then I did it with a. tape measure and I was longer on the. tape measure on tape measure so what's. up dude is that skewed you got the. Curves in there. you go all the way around it's angles I. had to use a protractor to get uh some. of my [ __ ] there. if I had a penis I'd measure it all the. time no because once you get it you got. it the height charts. it's h-day Market yeah yeah it really.
depends on the season summer is probably. better than most but it's true summer. you do have a nicer [ __ ] in the summer. humidity feels comfortable the winner. always makes me get a small penis oh. yeah it's like you took Adderall this is. not good for you it just doesn't work. does your penis shrink up in the winter. uh it's pretty much the same always same. size always yeah never changes. consistency yeah summer penis is a thing. by the way look at this this is a thing. men are claiming oh yeah men will do. anything it seems bigger the heat wave. is making their penis bigger.
it's a good thing oh nice let's keep. [ __ ] up the environment as long as we. get bigger [ __ ] world is melting bigger. [ __ ] now that's my special name right. there. dude summer penis is a thing I'm gonna. have to check now I I didn't know that. all right everyone at home measure your. [ __ ] in the winter and the summer please. send your results because fancy needs to. see I actually sent a picture of your. penis in the summer and then in the. winter to fancy but is it la like just. in a Perpetual Summer State everybody's.
always packing that's why I live here. yeah. [ __ ] baby stay sick are you from L.A. pretty much okay like the suburbs of it. like an hour away oh God bless so just. been packing my whole life you're from. L.A no I'm from uh New York from Queens. let's just say you're from L.A I'm from. L.A when they're listening always got a. big car I did I forgot you did but you. lived in Queens for a short amount of. time and then you guys moved didn't you. tell me that no I was born and raised in. Queens and then I moved to L.A wow maybe. there's other Asian on the show my bad. dude the whole show was Asians by the. way I'm not kidding look at the [ __ ].
cast for this show it's it's I'm there's. one white and all Asians it's this is my. thing man I'm the white. what is that called the token white guy. man the token white guy yeah for now. until until they're like we got to get a. new white I think you should capitalize. on this and you love golf Koreans love. golf bro I love golf you should be a. star in Korea well link me up with the. Koreans how do I do I do a show with a. little one every week and it's time I. get you some cameos and some rap videos. uh I'm we will you seriously I.
absolutely will I want to get linked up. with the Koreans let's [ __ ] go get. some K-pop gone I [ __ ] with Koreans I. love their food I love the people and. you're a non-cringe Ally a non-crunch. Ally yeah hell yeah dude that's so good. to know you are too I think both of. y'all you're vouching yeah. what about juice oh I haven't really. heard her speak on any oh yeah issues I. said I love.
there's also an ax underneath your chair. is that plan do we know this there's an. accident oh yeah yeah okay for sure it's. Rudy has knives all over the place. gotcha okay tell me tell me okay make. yourself an ally right now towards. anybody doesn't have to be Koreans but. let's go let's hear what your stances. are on public issues well I'd have it's. I think it's Case by case all right. let's start with something heavy the. Jews go. you want to give me an example though. Korean juice Korean juice how are they. I mean it's I think people are people I.
think Ben Baller is a I think Ben Baller. is a Korean Jew Ben Baller is a Korean I. think he like converts is he really I. mean he works in diamonds yeah okay. shout out our fellow people our fellow. Jews out here yeah Travis did you you. have to right uh I got a bar mitzvah I'm. [ __ ] up for real my dad my dad is. Christian my mom is uh Jewish but in. that because you look Christian thank. you you're 100 yeah it's like kind of. like a Puggle dog like it's like you. look more like a beagle than a pug so. it's like it's nice people like you're.
[ __ ] Jewish dude but that's kind of. nice that you don't because you don't. look the thing yeah because you look. like you look like what they. what Mormons want you are okay like. handsome swiping right well you're. hearing some of your clean cut like you. look like you've never had an STD you. look like you've never gotten in Bad Boy. trouble have you had a bad boy trouble. no see what I mean no you're pure dude. you're one of these guys I can see you. wearing one of these white shirts that's. you for Halloween yeah I might go like. no helmet though I don't want to [ __ ] up.
the hair on the bikes but speaking of no. helmet you have one though. you're searched right uh I clipped up. yeah yeah are you circumcised yeah you. are are you circumcised I don't have a. penis what the [ __ ] get out of town. and the show are you talked what do they. do for girls so they tuck you do they. tuck you early just to make sure the. lips don't fall out too much I don't. really do much in this country we don't. no we should we should find out a way to. have uh girls need to get circumcised.
too guys I'm sick of this [ __ ] thing. where it's like just men it's gross like. let's equality girls need to get snipped. don't some places do that yeah like the. Sudan yeah but that's that's vaginal. mutilation they like they hold them. against their will yeah I don't do you. think they call it vaginal Mutual Nation. they call it ouchy ouchy I think. you're going to get ouchy today buddy. Trevor I I. I I'm happy that. um you're here in Bobby C because I.
gotta tell you your energy is good and I. do think we might have to genuinely. replace oh [ __ ] yeah where is Bobby does. he know this is going on no he has no. idea what is he doing right now is he. still at that Joe's Crab Shack in. Honolulu oh my god dude. six times I almost flew there and sucked. him off myself. she was like day four all alone now. Bobby I love you but let me send you. some hoes respectfully he's in uh he's. in New York he's filming uh what's the. what's the show called now it's sex in.
the city but it's called something else. and just like that and just like that my. mom loves that show that's how she knows. Bobby really seriously that is I was. like don't tell him that he would be so. sorry I never told him that I was like. you might know him from Mad TV or. something and she's like no actually I. know I'm from Sex in the City. yeah but you know what audiences you. must be huge because they keep making. seasons of this show so she loves it she. says he's great in it and just like that. what is his character in there he was a. podcaster you're lying I swear to God. look that's where Hollywood is right now.
oh my God yeah he's like a hypebeast. podcaster. yeah that's him right there no way and. that's his co-host right she's the. co-host the girl on the right the. yeah well you know what's funny is I'm. not being facetious by any means I think. the person he's with goes by they oh I'm. being serious I'm not being a smartass. I'm not gonna lie they look like they're. having more fun than he usually has on. here. so this might all be coming that's. interesting time together that's an.
interesting look look at it yeah he's. acting dude okay Bobby's never look at. look at that that's how he talks to you. on the phone. do you remember how to remember those. days when you would call someone on the. phone and talk to them for hours and. hours and hours like a boy did you ever. Boy Crush that you like spoke to on the. phone for hours at night yeah until your. mom was like get off the phone yeah well. I had the cell phone by junior high so. by the time I was like calling boys I. had a cell phone so racking up those.
minutes yeah Orion unlimited no I didn't. understand minutes and then one day she. was like how did you make like leave me. alone but I didn't know she had record. of how much I was on the phone so that. was pretty embarrassing yeah. well they can see that you're like yeah. Mom I get [ __ ] dudes leave me alone. where's your minutes at bye bro. no you know what I did it from uh we. were house phone kids yeah like I grew.
up how you didn't have house I had it. for a little bit you're you're old. enough yeah yeah you didn't know yeah oh. you did I used to have my parents made. me answer the phone a certain way oh. let's go oh whoa bringing the chaos in. piece of [ __ ] whoa baby girl with the. bedazzled Wawa let's go. she is really rich dude this is out of. control this is what she does why didn't. I enter like this I don't know.
should I leave because she's way funnier. than I no no she's not right. all right well let's here's the deal I. want to see how we can make this work uh. we're gonna be interviewing a few people. today to find out who's gonna take over. Bobby's seat. um juicy you're in on this too because. you know this would be a co-host for you. okay so she doesn't even want it she. does wait no I'm not grateful audition. to be a producer after this too yeah you. sure can that's not a good spot I. thought I was auditioning for Rudy you.
are okay that's racist you put the Asian. in the Asian Spot yeah what's wrong with. that what's wrong with that wait what's. wrong with putting the Asians also this. show is all Asian most of the time it's. me drowned by Asia. the only thing that saves me on this. show is that I got you know I have a fan. I have a [ __ ] you know what this this. is the diversity episode couple of. Border jumpers yeah with the white not. you I thought you were saying gay guys. huh I thought you were saying they were. your gay guys they kind of are yeah. they're like married gay guys but only.
one John the border the other one flew. here oh boy on a private jet that is. what fancy that's more my speed have you. ever have you been on a private jet. Carlos. because you're your dad no uh. that's a rich sentence. that's a CSI Miami show if I've ever. heard of one we're married rich your ex. was super wealthy that girl that I met. yeah no she did not look she didn't look. rich at all she looked like yoga yes she. looked like uh she got paid in donations.
in hope she got paid in promises place. in the Bahamas like a Vineyard she had a. place in the Bahamas and a Vineyard. where'd you guys meet in rehab burn. Zinger. same place same thing. that's where you move to get detox and. Jesus. Silver Lake is [ __ ] that is rehab. Town everyone looks it looks just like. me can I tell you something I. complimented him already he's so [ __ ]. cute let's go baby he gets nervous when.
I say that to him because he knows that. I mean I mean it yeah Big Brother energy. like you like compliment and I'm waiting. for you just like nut tap me under the. desk but [ __ ] [ __ ] maybe he'll not. rub you oh God. I do have big brother energy I do right. but like even when we're in Austin and. the girl I was with met you she's like I. think that guy hates me I was like no. that's just him oh my God you nagged. Trevor's girl do you want to know what. happened for real so this is really what. happened this is kind of crazy. there's a million people backstage and.
these guys know during production of. shows it's a nightmare and you're trying. to figure out like who's going on when. and when when and we're doing a bad. friend's life so there's a bunch of. different people coming and going. someone was late and they couldn't get a. bus and he was dropped off at the wrong. time and blood and it was all this [ __ ]. and I see this girl who's wearing a. lanyard and I immediately I'm thinking. she works for uh the festival oh my God. she's standing there alone it's like. give me a [ __ ] call bro I go [ __ ]. get me a coffee [ __ ] [ __ ] was getting.
paid to be [ __ ] abused I'm thinking. she's someone's manager or agent or a. [ __ ] you know what happens to these. festivals that like people in the. [ __ ] business just are allowed to. just go places and you're like who are. you and they're like I work for f you. know we did a quibby show in 09 yeah and. I'm like okay so I I didn't [ __ ] her off. but I was like hey what's up I just kind. of was I didn't know who she was I. thought she was just another girl. backstage and then Trevor's like. Trevor's like this is my girlfriend and. I was like oh my God then I reintroduced. myself and nicely I was just like did.
she work with us I have no idea fancy. brings around these young women all the. time he's a baby Thief this guy in the. glasses he'll just show up and be like I. brought that baby he'll just bring a. baby oh no and I'm like why do you have. a little baby and he's like she'll go. for the show and I'm like okay this is a. human stork just dropping off here you. know sell babies we don't pay enough. you're fired you're [ __ ] audition for. that role next yeah you're up I think. I'll be a good producer I'll just pull. up Pornhub every 14 minutes but I did I. was very nice to your girlfriend after. you introduced her properly but you you.
left her out you left her to stray but. you guys were like you're doing the. podcast you're doing stand-up you're. doing and I was just on my toes so I. [ __ ] off for a little bit so yeah you. kind of [ __ ] her off more yeah can I. just you broke up right yeah I just want. to let the ladies know out there Trevor. is available bad friends what's up. [ __ ] handsome he's ready he is hot. and handsome and he's got a six and one. quarter penis six and a quarter baby. really maybe bigger in the summer bigger. in the summer you might have summer dick. somebody trim that hair make that dick. bigger wait a minute. that girl that I met you uh broke up.
with her. you're no longer together well then I. don't feel bad about what I did to her. there we go. when he was on stage he was like I love. him so much and I was like shut up and. she said that she goes he's so funny now. shut up [ __ ] up [ __ ] shut the [ __ ] up. you dumb [ __ ]. no she was really nice she was very very. nice and cool and I was sweet to her. once you introduced me but that's the. rule everybody knows if you bring a. significant other to an event or. something you can't leave them out this. stray you have to she has to be near you.
because otherwise she's Rogue then it's. like who is this lady it's a rogue lady. and I assume she's somebody's manager or. PR person and I've she doesn't want a PR. Vibe yeah and I don't want to talk to. PRP Annie has the best significant other. she's got a Todd I got a Todd everyone. who's ever since had Todd can wander off. it's [ __ ] annoying though because I'm. always like where's Todd I'm like I'm. holding my own purse I'm like where is. Todd. he does everything it's awesome. because he was having so much fun and. everyone just like adopted Todd I was. like guys Todd's mine okay no we we kind.
of took Todd on her when I see him at. the store I get happy when I see you I. get happy because I love you but when I. see him I'm like ooh Todd's here. I know he really is better half asian he. is half but which Asian it's not a good. one though no he's the bat Lao Shen. that's so cute oh that is good they have. like yeah they have a wreck you got the. comments I don't know you know I don't. think I want to say the best Asian well. I'm just saying that's because he's my. boyfriend rank the Asians for real be. honest. Korea's number one that's all like. Korean is really and who's second be.
real. it doesn't really matter yes oh well not. first or last Ricky Bobby there we go. today good nights I think it goes. Koreans I've said this on the show. Japanese love Japanese people. uh keep the camera on him. Koreans please I have to say Chinese I. have to say Chinese because you know. because they get the shorter well they. own this show I'm sure we don't even. know it but they own this show there is. a like ranking of like not giving a [ __ ]. and giving too much of a [ __ ] Japanese.
people are here they give too much of a. [ __ ] that's why they're so polite and. [ __ ] with that kind of masked their true. emotions. yeah and then they're like the Canadians. and then Chinese yeah my bad but a. Chinese people just don't give a [ __ ] at. all and then Koreans are smack in the. middle like no I don't give a [ __ ] but I. do versatile that's what I say what. about what about like uh what about what. about Taiwanese. they just hate do you call Chinese yeah. that's right they do yeah yeah now work.
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failing he's failing so bad uh tell me. oh I have to be like mean what do you. saw [ __ ] no no I'm the mean one no but. like I feel like that's how you win. people over as you like be like rude. you're the dumb one I'm the mean one. she's the sweet funny one you get it oh. okay okay we're all acting yes. yeah cause I'm very smart I did very. well on the acts all right yes all right. oh what did you get on the act's truck. uh. 24.
isn't that a thousand isn't that the SAT. dog. the acts are out of 36. uh acts are 36. yeah yeah I did well for state school. kids Rachel what did you get on that I. smoked weed in eighth grade out of a. light bulb so for me like this is a good. trajectory literally the first time I. smoked weed 428 that sounds like a great. idea. a light bulb yeah I was with some other. kid and he broke the glass off then she. used the bottom I was like what the [ __ ]. and then put it over uh you guys are. what's the first time you how was the. first uh device you used to ingest.
marijuana Rick just a like a j oh no a. blunt actually a blunt that's way cooler. cool guy that's New York those are cool. just a just a blunt I'm smoking weed out. of a g e damn electric bill. [Laughter]. yeah a big pen like uh the just the. outside piece of the tube with tin foil. you know sometimes that's a guy named. Vic who if he is alive I am in shock I. forget where you're from and then stuff. like that reminds me oh Philly oh yeah.
whenever I like a big pen yeah you are. that's so trash that's disgusting mine. was an apple 100 an apple apple was like. the smartest because we we were we. couldn't buy papers because we were. scared they wouldn't sell them to us so. we were 14. and my buddy was like a guy. I know said you could smoke it through. fruit and I was like shut the [ __ ] up. and he said did you call me he got it. two pencils jammed him through me smoked. him an apple and then he was like and. then we have to eat the apples. even the cookie after you jerk off on it.
it's like come on leave the cookie alone. cookie yeah I don't Carlos did laugh. like he was always the [ __ ] cookie eater. by the way Carlos did you ever eat a. come cookie be honest no but he's always. watched guys jerk off he has done he has. watched a lot of guys masturbate have. you guys mutually masturbated uh on a. thing or in a thing with friends have. you ever done that you know about the. [ __ ] cookie you know I know about it I've. never done it have you done this wreck. nah damn you've done it gluten-free yeah. I am gluten-free I did I did I did I did. a group jerk off uh in a thing it was. really mean college or just at The. Comedy Store I feel like it was at the.
colonies. go at first we all jerked off on Eliza's. dog. that's why she was called Blanche. Blanche means white because it's for the. gym. can somebody watch my dogs you went. off on the dog oh we'll watch her all. right we are going down Eliza I'm sorry. about this I think I think the dog. passed away by the way sorry Eliza we're. just joking around we're just kidding. around you know comedy I do hear that. the dog died from uh.
[Laughter]. so many at The Comedy Store have been. just fatalities it sounds like a dog is. drowning in come back there don't worry. about it happens all the time no we did. I did something very mean a guy. a guy that's a dude that we knew in high. school that some someone didn't like and. they were they had beef over a girl yeah. and he stole his jacket from an. auditorium like he put down his jacket. and we all jerked off on this guy's. jacket and you should have came like in.
the pockets like you were funny oh I. can't wait later he's like where's my. phone. well let me tell you something the guy. that the guy had beef with that we knew. he gave him back that jacket that jacket. was returned to the rightful owner it's. the best kick me sign ever well because. we know but he but no one else knows. it's perfect but now he does by the way. he's watching this and he's like no. yeah I uh in college I jerked off and I.
usually would jerk off into like a wad. of tissues and I just don't put in my. pocket and throw it into the bathroom. flush it. so [ __ ] cereal I was I'll just. dispose it in the bathroom. I'm the Dahmer of jerking off um yeah no. but I was high as [ __ ] too and then I. had to go to class that goes crazy yeah. a lot of elements going together so I. had this in my pocket went to go take a. test it just smelled like jizz. throughout the whole test I was like who. the [ __ ] yeah I mean like yeah and then. and then I was like reaching I was.
running to do my pockets and I pulled I. was like what the [ __ ] is this I pulled. it out in front of everybody it's just. this one but nobody knew what it was you. should have you should have blown your. nose I know I should have played it off. but yeah that was kind of a story I was. hoping to forget but it came up I'm glad. that I came back. you just held it like Statue of Liberty. I was like no I realized what it was and. I just went back. what's the first device you use to smoke. marijuana a pipe. like like a good lady I imagine it being. like a big tobacco pipe though yeah.
yeah corn husk one you don't even run. the Renaissance. little glass pipe I used to love chilums. I used to love them because you feel. cool that you know how to use them yeah. and it was cool to say Chillum I was. always like oh I always think one hitter. yeah we call those one-hitters yeah do. you ever get to see the cigarette ones. that were metal and you're like of. course titmouse just sent me one those. tit Mouse animation house was like Merry. Christmas and sent me a little a little. it's a little um beautiful wooden box. it's carved really nice but it looks.
like a cigarette yeah it's like double. six you look like you're smoking. nicotine but you're just smoking weed. did you guys smoke wet no dude no one's. smoking bulbing fluid you [ __ ] like. 10 miles be cool. let's bring wet back wed is embalming I. think I smoked that I don't even know. what that is sorry Carlos. wait is that like I'm bringing wet back. is that like dipped and lean yeah yeah. no no no no no no no no no no they said. for Maldives but I can't imagine it is. formaldehyde that is embalming fluid.
that's what that is that's so cool cool. that's what they put in bodies when they. die that's not and you were just smoking. on that because I've I've smoked blunts. dipped in lean that's different. it's cough syrup right yeah yeah yeah. and then you smoke it Elaine. [ __ ] annoying comedians that could. just like if we said if I said that. people would be like that's not funny. you'd be fired yeah but you say it it's. like your whole Cadence and who you are. so funny that.
you're never you could just not try. she's a great comedian they show PALS. like that too I mean he's absolutely. funny but people whatever he says I know. it's like you speak in jokes but that's. just because he's black all right we'll. be right back remember what I said. [ __ ]. yeah you smoked out of it no but by the. way you guys are saying that the. cigarette is what we call one-hitters. right shillems aren't one-hitter. chillums are glass uh pipes yeah you. [ __ ] losers. [ __ ] doors all right hold on we need. to finish this interview we need to. finish yeah I'm in I'm in so listen what.
do you think you can bring to show that. that Bobby doesn't a jawline. we also said he also said he has six. inches so six and a half inches so I've. seen Bobby's [ __ ] multiple times who. can I tell you something we measured it. soft and hard and it's actually he. actually is a grower not a shower he. does this whole I have a small penis. thing but it actually does grow he's got. good size but gross to what you're not. saying the number for it's like yeah. well it's not my it's not my tail to. tell you that is more of a more of a nub.
it's like uh you know it's like this uh. like that that's really that's pretty. soft yeah that's not bad that's. something that's a handful right there. there you go look at like a flashlight. or something this is Shaq holding a Coke. can this is not this is not bad that's. that same width or no yeah exactly green. on the top he's got that double espresso. yeah yeah yeah we got one of them double. espressos that's right all right so a. jawline jawline huge and then. um one more final question for the. interview juicy and then we have to.
decide if this is if he's gonna work. well I gotta hear everybody first okay I. know Jesus. Renaissance Hollywood or not what are we. doing all right so the last question. that I'll ask you. is. are you willing to denounce your Judaism. and identify as a Korean. yes on 100 35 times yes for the rest of. your life yes you have to be Korean yeah. I would do that you're gonna have to get. in Korean face well what is that.
everybody knows what show us what it is. what is the job entail what do you mean. mind showing what does Korean face look. like could you. now you could we could trade though I'm. down to be Jewish see it's pretty cool I. love watch I love marvelous Miss Maze We. just be eating moving sandwiches that. girl's not even Jewish by the way she. got a lot of heat for that but she's got. great tits. you guys thought my tits were going to. compete with those tits yeah but they.
could have fluffed you up she could they. just gotta hired her tits yeah CGI her. tits onto your body wait I think this is. a good Freaky Friday we could do oh. I'll learn Torah Torah yeah all you do. is read opposite right you usually read. like this you go other way it's like. manga it's like reading Japanese manga. we do that [ __ ] too Japanese words. Korean magazine what is that mango just. like you know anime comic book yeah why. is Anime so horny they go straight for.
the big tits because because what he was. saying before truth be told Japanese are. so like uh uh uh impressively stunted. and oppressed that they that like that's. why they're that's why the figures of. women that they have are like cartoon. characters yeah that's the way that's. where tentacle porn comes from it's from. like not being able to show that I. absolutely love that technical porn. shows them because they can't show. penetration oh their pornos can't show. like a penis going in a vagina it's got. to be it's blurry yeah now that I like. edit I like edit a lot of my videos.
that's got to be hard to do all that. tracking for like the blur on the vagina. little shots the director's like let's. just do a tripod you stay there I don't. want to try I'm an expert of that it. does take a while though she blurs. because she blurs her feet because we. are big I got size 15. so you know what. it really is people want her feet bad. and on the internet she's not willing to. give it to them unless they pay no it's. not even like I say 100 a million. dollars in quarters I'll take for but. it's it's more just I didn't know they. were jerking off to my feet and I felt. betrayed all right I gotta tell you.
something I think Trevor's in but I have. a couple questions for him. I'm actually looking at Fancy's dick and. he is bottomless do you know that is. that what he does. she got Bluetooth on it all right yeah. let's let's hear it okay go for fancy. are you gonna be late to every day pin. no I'm here you know I showed up on time. driving out here far as [ __ ] but I'm. here is that trick question is Bobby. late historically Bobby used to be late. to this show so much it would cause. actual real fights between him and I in.
the real world like he would show up so. late and not care and then we would get. in fights because we'd be like dude. everyone's waiting all night and we used. to record almost always at night and. then it would piss me off so [ __ ]. much but now he's been on time because. daddy cracked the whip when did he start. showing up like when the views were just. doing great he's like oh I gotta start. showing up this show got views off the. Jump oh my bad my bad yeah yeah I'm. sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry but stay in. line young man but what did you say to. him that was like all right get your. [ __ ] together or probably just that uh.
um what was it that meant like what was. it just pulled inside one day you're. like [ __ ] get it together I think we. had a live fight a real fight on the. show oh interesting and I was genuine. about how annoyed I was that he was so. [ __ ] late how late would it be dudes. I mean who sometimes he would [ __ ]. forget that we had to tape that. sometimes in New York right now yeah. that's so funny was that when he was. smoking no dude he was sober I mean he. did he relapsed while we were filming. yeah that happened but that's why he got. that trophy because he kicked the Habit.
yay no we got him out of it but he no he. when he you know what you know what's. actually [ __ ] up this is awful to say. he can vouch fancy give out when Bobby. was using again he was actually on time. like he's trying to get the [ __ ] out of. here to go use again no he was he was. more scheduled that's so [ __ ] up to. say yeah he want to get [ __ ] up well. you know what you know it really was and. I noticed the first time he relapsed uh. when I was with him years ago. um he was so afraid of getting caught. that he was more poignant about. everything like he he that's the funny.
thing was he was so nervous that like. kalila was going to find out or I was. gonna find out when I went to his house. when he was using again that he was like. a little too on Bobby and I was like. that's really [ __ ] weird and he. pulled me in the hallway he was like I. gotta tell you dude I'm [ __ ]. definitely using again I know he's the. he was the worst at keeping the secret. well he wanted to tell me the weed he's. like look at the weed I'm gonna I'm like. Bobby what are you doing all right so. listen wait can I do one question no. okay okay fair enough of course you can. all right my question is um what can you.
do for me oh this is really good Bobby's. you know he's kind of brought me on to. the show and he's got me a commercial. agent yeah oh wow what can you offer. yeah you know I'll be very honest with. myself what can you offer Wallace I can. offer you. how do you feel about stardom I mean how. do you feel about views whoa how do you. feel about Tick Tock how do you feel. about reservations at Saddle Ranch. whenever you want whoa he is the voice. of the youth free ride on the bull uh I. get your ride on the ball get you some. cotton candy uh I could just I could.
send you a lot of Logan Paul's Prime. energy drinks I've way too many of them. at my house I can send you like eight. cases of those liquid deaths and me uh. they send me way too many Sparkling. Waters hey man don't plug yourself. I went to Trevor's house once and uh and. he had all these clothes on the table. and I don't know if you remember this. but you're like yeah if you want. anything just take something I just get. sent all this free yeah so you answered. your own question right there if you. need influencer [ __ ] that I don't want. to wear you got all right yeah it's like.
a just a hypebeast thrift store if you. want it do you consider yourself an. influencer as well no I I think that. term is just it hurts it's painful why. I think it gets lumped in there with the. same people who just do like a video. it's like get ready with me before we go. do ketamine in downtown L.A hey rude. that sounds like my Annie's videos yeah. what's the difference when people say. podcaster. uh I had a guy yesterday tell me he was. like I I I used to sell um tv ads and. now I do them for podcasts I go oh I got. a couple podcasts he goes oh yeah kind.
of like oh really you have a podcast. yeah hey I go what's uh what's the. podcast you guys do he's like it's. called. I just met girls that make the Trader. Joe's signs that's their whole like job. in inside the store yeah they make their. job is to make Traders. they draw the items and everything yeah. and they'll like throw a little joke in. there every once in a while I'm like am. I horny reading about peanut butter. pretzels I love those peanut butter.
pretzels yeah so the answer is I I could. give you just free influencer [ __ ] all. right yeah if you need it I'll take that. into it all right well thank you so much. Trevor Wallace for every time uh for the. people that um go watch uh Trevor's pod. stiff socks with Bob Stein also love. Trevor very very funny comedian you're. very funny we do love you over here very. much thank you do I have to leave now. quieter fighter is the world's leading. travel experience Marketplace offering. everything from simple tours to Extreme. Adventures and all the niche interesting. stuff in between they put the critical. combination of extensive options ease of.
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friends. Mama's looking real good beautiful I'm. so funny and so pretty it's crazy it's. so unfair and your zongers are looking. nice in the shirt oh I put big big. titties in for this I wanted to I have. like really big fake tits but they're. hard to get over my hair what do you. mean like they're like for like trans. people and drag queens and stuff they're. like their neck like they're I got big. tits you'll see them on uh the Halloween. episode whoa dude I wanna I wanna see. that what do you mean it's hard to get. over your hair you've put them they're. like it's like a sticky like silicone. and you have to put it it's like got a.
neck. a. fat titty suit yeah. [ __ ] bottomless can you believe it. so just because he was wearing pants. when I got here no no people dropped. trowel when they see me it's crazy. you have that effect so. um welcome one third of uh of a trash. Tuesday girl to our or two third. yeah one of it who isn't you no Esther's. gone now Esther's filming something we.
all we fluctuate I know I just got. invited to do her movie oh that what's. that feel like. tell me what it's like I'd love to role. play that well let me tell you something. I'm not I don't think I can do it oh. hilarious haha [ __ ] should I have. someone that's available. [Laughter]. I can play a Ginge. you uh you could do the roll actually I. actually you could do the roll what is. it of a man it says Pig person at bar. Pig person exactly.
that's actually all I've ever played I. can't really not do that role you and I. could play similar roles I feel like we. could play siblings don't you think I've. thought about that so we have sibling. energy when I wrote when I wrote this. thing recently you were the first person. I came up with and then who got it no no. it's not done no I'm serious we're still. doing it but I did say I said your name. and the person that I'm working with was. like oh she's [ __ ] great and I was. like slow down was that Charlie no I. can't tell you I'm not gonna tell you. who it is I'll tell you off air I want. to just say I know I'm not at the point. where I'm like here to show you what I.
would do for you jet ski but I think. what you need to know is there's not a. specific thing I'll do for you I just my. life's goal is to make Jesse Jet Ski. juicy Johnson happy I think she's. [ __ ] happy yeah I'm so happy Annie is. she took me on the road I think we. talked about it I like to spoil my girl. yeah well you're coming well here's the. deal I know there's a lot of competition. of like like who's taken juicy and what. they're doing for her you know she has. she put us she pitted us up against. Paulie now you but here's the real deal.
kiddo I just got the dates for the bad. Friends tour that's coming next next. year and uh you're not you're not in. I'm so sorry I can. it's like I I'm really excited about. this it's gonna be great we just got all. the dates so we're lining them up right. now to go and yes you are absolutely. coming however the stipulation is you. make no money you're gonna yeah I know. how to take the pictures you have to pay. us to sell the merch. is so old school that he like forces his.
openers to sell the merch it's so funny. it's like still yeah wow yeah well he. didn't like force us but yeah I did I. didn't feel like Duck taped her hands to. them. yeah she has the square machine the. square thing is duct tape he pierces it. onto her. no but you know what we're gonna do that. tour and it's gonna be great and I just. started I featured for jesselnik and I. just wanted to say I asked him if he had. any stories of Bobby and Andrew and he. said who is very funny very funny that's.
very funny I like that guy oh look at. that look at that he's so pissed. oh great good. he knows who we are man I know but he's. he's stabbing you yeah but you know what. it's not nice Jess I almost thought he. said he's Japanese I'm like he's. Japanese yeah him and his boy went viral. for their little pot for their little. podcast how demeaning yeah it is but it. is a little [ __ ] podcast it's such a. tiny little podcast [ __ ] you little. [ __ ] no but him and him and his buddy.
their pod they talked about a girl dying. on a on a roller coaster uh uh or she. went to go get like get her phone and. the roller coaster killed her and they. made a bit about it on the show and it. went viral on Tick Tock because some. girl was like how disgusting oh God. these comedians are laughing about this. and then all the comments were. complimenting them they were like this. is the funniest bit and you're just like. why didn't I think of this first I know. we're not up on current events on this. show although I did see this morning in. bed you could look this up. 39 cases a month of medical marijuana.
psychosis people are coming in because. the dosages are too high that they're. having psychotic breaks in San Diego I. understand it that's how [ __ ] out of. control uh the weed is getting insane. can I just tell you I actually had to. quit weed weed and alcohol are the. things I don't do and I will do. literally anything else right I can't. handle weed I'm on a couch I mean. there's. either I can't either yeah you don't. smoke anymore nah I quit like four years. ago wait a minute you weren't High any. time that we were when we were filming. no it's just how I am you just I know I. love it you're great do you do uh like.
do you do other stuff do you trip and. stuff I do real drugs yeah yeah he does. yeah. but I I uh I do real drugs no I feel. like you know I smoked a lot when I was. in my developmental stages like in high. school so I'm just kind of naturally. like in that mode that's funny me too I. smoked for like 15 or 20 years and then. I then I just don't smoke pot anymore I. cannot it's too strong yeah it is it's. like no that you know that El Camino. movie oh yeah yeah it's really intense.
and I took an edible my heart was just. racing the whole time and I couldn't. sleep it's just like terrified and you. quit was it because you had a break. uh like did something happen to make you. quit smoking pot or did nothing happen I. think. are you my dad are they are smoked you. wish your dad wouldn't be sitting here. hanging out with you right while he's. not around I know that's the joke that's. why I like you you're so you've been. through so much my dad actually said to. me this is how [ __ ] this is how much. of a nerd my dad is did he say who who. like Jeselnik who who my dad who my.
stepdad my stepdad is such a sweet dork. but he goes because he was so anti-weed. and then they caught me smoking weed a. thousand times and he he he heard the. song Because I Got High remember that. song Oh and he thought that was like an. anti-weed song he was like she he was. late for work because she got high he. was using the lyrics as if it was I was. like Dad this guy's a pothead he's. saying it celebrating it and he's like. no he's not you [ __ ] idiot he's.
saying that he lost his job his. girlfriend everything he loved because. of pot I was like I think you're can you. open this I think you're wrong. um so nothing happened wreck uh I think. I smoked alone one time and I was like. texting someone and I was like. this iPhone is learning who I am and how. I talk and I was getting really paranoid. and then I was like this [ __ ] is not for. me anymore I think that's a good movie. too just have one auto corrector you're. like I'm [ __ ] out dude I gotta spell. February like this is too much I think. my [ __ ] phone smokes pot my auto.
correctors always [ __ ] wrong so. annoying always wrong and the update. made it worse it used to kind of learn. me and now it doesn't know me at all I'm. the opposite I want it to know I heard a. hack that you know when it says ducking. instead of [ __ ] you have to make a. contact that says [ __ ] no in your phone. no you can go on keyboard I got the hack. I have the real hack go to settings. keyboard shortcuts she keyboard. shortcuts yeah you can switch the names. does Bobby have those no. exactly see we have a Korean who knows. what the [ __ ] is going on. technologically this not this guy you. don't have an Android do you no okay I.
got worried for a hot second I made a. deal with myself about weed I said I'll. smoke weed again when I make 100 million. dollars so let's see what happens. so let's all take this journey let's go. buy my merch 100 million dollars you. want to smoke a joint they buy my merch. buy her merch please guys please we do. need that we do want to see it and it'll. be it'll be Spotify live I'm sure we'll. do it live Danny has cool merch too yeah. she does the t-shirts the glasses the. socks the whole outfit I got new stuff. coming too look at this bitch's Nails I.
know I can't do anything you said you. had to open this for me I'm wearing. sweatpants again because I literally. cannot button and zip pants well that's. kind of like Bobby she's yeah I need I'm. like Kalina do things for me. yeah you want well you're not needy like. Bobby you're independent I like being. independent but it is now that I have my. very own Todd it's like it is when he. was like having so much fun at skank. Festival he was not standing next to me. the whole time I was like it was so. weird to have to just re-teach myself.
like how to walk like without being. having my hand like escorted I was like. it was like hackies I was like I don't. want to sound crazy but where's Todd. like where's todger I was just I was. just about to say that but he was gone. he was always like with the people. having the fun sniffy sniffy somewhere. oh I know so cute you know what you need. to do is make like where's Waldo type of. shirt with all sorts of like different. kinds and then there's just and there's. Todd I love that do you have any fun you. got any fun trip stories we talked a. little bit of drugs when we were filming. by the way because we knew want to do. some mushrooms what'd you guys film. together I'm sorry I didn't know we did.
a show that's going to come out called. beef uh with Ali Wong Stephen young uh. not Bobby Lee not Bobby Lee who else is. in it. um do you know other names David Cho. wait did you say that no oh I love David. I can't believe I skipped over my man. yeah he might be the most yes I'm so. talented God damn I don't even know how. to say it he might be the most. interesting person to listen to talk. he'll just talk to you if you're talking. about a subject he'll just go in his own. world and start telling you a story. that's I mean do you know my David show.
combo what we talk about is our topic is. survivor he's a huge Survivor fan is he. yeah it's the number one best show of. all time revisit it guys if it goes off. air I will be dead I just can't I can't. do it why I don't I just don't care. about those people. which people there's new people all the. time that's what I mean I don't care. about any of these [ __ ] people trying. to live on a [ __ ] Island and it could. be like I don't I don't I just that. thing is not my thing. they're not trying to live there they're. trying to survive they're trying to. survive yeah he's like they're you know. they're not clamping I just I think it's.
so uh the only kind of televised rugged. thing I want to watch like that we've. talked about on here a million times. we've offered to the producers to put us. on but Naked and Afraid is the dopest. show on television you put two people. butt naked there's no safety nets and. they gotta [ __ ] live and a lot of. times they die no here's the issue they. die. here's the issue they're not winning. anything at the end that's what I don't. like Pride they're losing that's why the. show is better you're not doing it for. money you're doing it because oh money's. the best I don't make any.
no what about the other show where they. they're in like extreme conditions yeah. yeah that one's crazy that's the illest. of all of these that's the dopest that's. not as fun to watch because the naked. one's more fun because when you get like. bites on your penis it's funny to watch. them like squirm at night that I like to. watch but the funniest thing that's ever. happened in the history of podcasting is. when Esther was on tigerbelly one time. they went they were like Bobby and. khalila were talking about alone and. they go yeah we watch alone together and. she thought they meant her show on. freeform and she got so excited and it.
was not alone together it was alone. comma together damn hilarious sorry. yesterday. that's what you get for not putting me. in your movies what if you're going to. get in the movie and you don't know it. yet I've known her 13 years she's had a. lot of things but I was in the movie I. shot on Wednesday oh really yeah what's. that what'd you do in it I was a weed. dealer I worked at the store and next to. me was bad baby that was she was. actually so bad baby got in it I love. bad baby I'm sorry nice lady no who's. bad baby sorry did you say sorry yeah.
catch me outside girl huh they catch me. outside girl Dr Phil Cashmere. hey man if you're gonna beat a [ __ ]. producer on the show Trevor you gotta. know how to type into a computer sorry. he only knows how to type his own name. yeah. I think I was a kid her music is great. low-key oh she's cute look at her. outside of chicone's so [ __ ] so so. Los Angeles I love this [ __ ]. um let her have it she needs it she.
needs this Fame I'm really into little. yachty little yachty well yeah he's dope. I'm driving [ __ ] consuming him a lot. you heard that you saw right but the. what oh look. she's so cute look at her I love it she. probably could get a rolls right she. said her only fans is going crazy oh. it's only fans money that's so crazy. these [ __ ] are making so much money. Josh out of Myers was like Annie if you. didn't own the fans you'd make millions. of dollars I was like what that's not. true. you'd make good money but you ain't.
making millions [ __ ] you don't you. don't know that I do. I've known Annie for too long. Annie you know what how about this you. would make you would make. Eddie you'd make millions. Kenny you'd make Tim Dillon money you. did it that's good money. you'd be making no uh I'd make fat guy. money I got money is the best money it's. funny if you mean like we'd make the. same amount of money on only fans.
Tarantino's been coming to The Comedy. Store yeah he got Theo was on stage and. he went he went I don't like that guy. and he doesn't like me it's like what is. the Theo and and uh Tarantino beef did. he really say that. oh yeah Rihanna oh I was there I didn't. see her Chappelle dropped in and yeah. after I left yeah and he brought Rihanna. she's pulled up later did she have a.
baby with her can you imagine she's. breastfeeding. no that's a bad baby. that baby's also been in Esther's movie. everybody has this is a real thing I'm. in the background somewhere this is real. I'm her standing Esther I can play your. [ __ ] ripped standing that's true you. could play like the bulky the bulky. Esther the bulky on the bulk I bring the. ball. kind of sad Rihanna was there and I. wasn't there last night but Quentin. Tarantino is so fun when he comes to the.
comedy story it's like so fun so have. you been there on this Rihanna and Aesop. Rocky together that's a picture of them. in the lot at the store that's okay I. wasn't there who's the big white I don't. know security we have a new security guy. do we really remember his name is but. there's a new one yeah but that's not. our security no he looks like he can. [ __ ] some people up dude oh my God he's. scary that guy I hadn't been to the. store in a while and I parked on the. ramp and one of the new Security Guys. goes sir you can't park there yeah it. happens all day always go through that. and I was like they gotta get like well. I did the nice thing I go oh no no it's.
okay and he was like nah you can't park. there and you're like come on I walked. up to him I go bro bro I'm comic I'm a. comic I'm one of the comedians here and. he's like no no no what who who and then. where was it Anthony Jeselnik is doing. security hormones or someone ran over. and was like bro bro bro. but I feel like you're somebody who. wouldn't take that like calmly I feel. like you'd get like one like oh no I'm a. guy no he's growing up listen [ __ ] and. then you pull up the me time with Kevin. Hart. thumbnail [ __ ] no I've gone backwards. man I've calm myself on himself I think.
I see that in you because we're both. hulky thank you I'm trying awesome but I. feel like yeah you get like one like oh. no I'm on the show and then the second. one that's when you really start. flipping no no the second one second one. I'll go hey dude chill out does this. look like a [ __ ] serial killer yeah. yeah Brianna looks so cool she always. looks [ __ ] cool that I mean she's a. mega babe it's Beyonce or or uh Rihanna. that's not even a competition I think. Rihanna Right. oh he's gonna say Beyonce you're more of. a musician though you know you know yeah.
technically I never was really into. either of them oh I like that that's. cool I love destination like does each. other I like my friends and I would like. reenact the music videos. short hair we were all wait what's the. one that's the saddest answer because. you know when one girl was like no. you're definitely not you're definitely. not gonna I gotta turn later okay in. five minutes I'm Kelly. wait um so wreck wait a minute I like. this you don't like either of them yeah. you don't [ __ ] with Rihanna or Beyonce.
I mean I'm not they're great you know I. it's like some of the songs I'm just not. you're not like you don't you're not. like like searching for them up in a. shuffle it's all good oh there's a trend. right now on Tick Tock of unpopular. opinion of musicians have you seen this. from people like who's overrated in. music and they're asking like college. kids it's actually kind of fun because. it's like. that some of the takes are really really. good like some of them and some I don't. know some of the people that they name I. don't know but who do you think is. overrated as [ __ ] unpopular opinion [ __ ]. I don't really like to do that I just oh.
so sweet I I actually I [ __ ] on him but. nobody's coming to mine right now yeah. yeah who's on who I think come back. what's an unpopular opinion about who do. you think is overrated musically Hootie. and the Blowfish rated perfectly I love. it. I Taylor Swift is one okay I love this. yeah this is good like she and I guess. she just dropped like two albums last. night yes. she dropped an album she's huge I do. like a few of her songs but yeah I'm not. like die hard I've never really gotten.
who's overrated Annie. um who's overrated Trevor Usher whoa I'm. just jealous you watch your [ __ ]. mouth about us you let it burn I'll let. it burn he's got hits I'll light you up. dude oh yeah you got a man. start a new release. did you just hear me hit that note. Google says Connie yeah you think. Kanye's overrated whoa I like his take. on the Jews honestly. he's winning me back.
even though all this stuff I think he's. the greatest rapper alive of all time. because I I like historically what about. dead he shifted the culture no chance. he's not the greatest of all time I just. think he shifted the culture so many. times. Coolio come on man rest in peace rip. rest in peace. so wait so say it go finish your. statement now I just you know like. everything fashion music videos live.
State performances even music like. combining like Commercial Sound with. like underground yeah type of you know. he's probably one of the greatest. producers of all time as well yeah he's. just the most influential rapper of all. time fancies are right there he said in. your face fancy he says that uh he says. that Drake is the best rapper of all. time. who Kanye says that he does Tanya thinks. Drake is that no no no no no no no no I. think I don't I've never gotten into. Drake so there's your overrated guys.
I've never I just never it's just never. come to me at the time that I need to. hear it or like that much I don't hate. it I just go yeah Daniel loves Drake we. listen to Drake all really have you. gotten on board like sometimes we do. with our boyfriends yeah like I never. listened to Drake before and now you've. assumed his love for him what is he. saying is overrated as I was saying the. top 10 most overrated number one Led. Zeppelin Hot tape okay number two not my. words Beyonce number three Taylor Swift. what's up number four Jonas Bros back.
the [ __ ] up Jonas Brothers are legit. okay uh-oh get them off this list now. delete it top10s.com right now number. five who the [ __ ] made this list uh. thetop10s.com so everybody send your. hate mail to the top10s.com. that's kind of [ __ ] Lincoln Lincoln Park. they're great that's kind of [ __ ] up. also the admitted with Jay-Z right it. was Jay-Z and yeah lapse in judgment on. by Jay-Z huh I mean but that song was. that [ __ ] still goes crazy in the.
karaoke room five become so numb I can. feel you shut up when I'm talking to you. I relate to it people screamed at me so. often number eight BTS I'm not putting. that out sir you better not [ __ ] on BTS. again the top10s.com this is a Korean. show okay number nine My Chemical. Romance I feel like that was number ten. one I like Eminem.
the thing is it's like they never diet. enough like there's always I'm a good. producer by the way he's got a line. coming out called just from Eminem. Just from Eminem I'm a m m activist. oh look at that someone just did it oh. my god.
oh just remember relax we're actually. stole something from the internet got us. we're great oh my God that's why I. started talking so y'all [ __ ] looking. come on dude on me what's up what brand. are these all right so hey wait Annie. get him a guy on the show [ __ ]. promoter get him get him a guy get him a. girl hey whatever I've been trying to. get it I I think Trevor is a catch dude. but are you looking for love are you. looking for hey I'm looking for a hug. hey it's Bobby say hi to Bobby Bobby.
we're doing your job for you hi Bobby. who's doing it well Annie showed up. she's going to take her spot Trevor's. here he might take her spot wreck city. is here he might take your spot Rex. dizzy. he said Wreck City sorry Rick. hey he's here to take your spot and uh. it's going really well huh. Trevor Wallace your best friend. Trevor yeah. how's it going Bob thanks for showing up. to the show today well I just woke up.
just now so I don't know why you're. calling what's going on are you in New. York it's 4 30. it's 4 30 A.M. I know but I the last one that spawn I. had last night was like three in the. morning. crazy there was no spot at three in the. morning you did it you did a 130 maybe 1. 30 1 30 in the morning maybe and it was. probably midnight I lied I lied I know. how's it well how's it going to New York. sweetheart. um I don't know baby uh it's okay I want. to come home I haven't been home in so. long baby yeah I miss you too baby hey.
um we do miss you we love you we can't. decide if we can't decide if Trevor is. right for the show he's not or if Annie. is I am Rex gonna stay though regardless. because he's just he's killing it over. there in the corner there's a hammer. under his chair that's right you want to. say something he can hear you I don't. want to talk to him right now I love him. though he's cute. say something to Bobby he can hear you I. I love you I love you Ryan oh it's so. cute hey so Bob Bob when you come back.
you might not be on the show anymore is. that gonna be okay. fine. he doesn't care he doesn't care about. his job I do care I care but it'll be. fine. no. you back Bobby Bobby Bobby did you go on. have you gone on any dates in New York. no New York women don't like me no he's. talking about. no no they have rough hands you need a. girl like that's from Brooklyn yeah. let's get you up there's a lot of gold. let's get you a harlem girl oh Harlem.
you want to go up to harm you want to go. above the park. let's get you up to Harlem all right. hurry back soon all right I miss you bye. Bobby just crashing place in New York. does anyone tell us about it that's how. much I would love to watch Bobby's Sex. in the City I know can I tell you. something that's exactly the women the. women that [ __ ] come to say hi to him. after the shows it's insane how hot some. of these girls like shocking not because. it's Bobby I'm not being meaning but. it's just girls that you're like who is.
this [ __ ] stunning chick and she they. look they're obsessed with him yeah he's. gonna be just fine but nobody was. worried for the fans that are fans are. don't get it they're so stupid they. don't get it Bobby are you gonna be okay. Bobby's gonna be perfectly [ __ ] and. you know what shows Trevor Wallace by. the way what's up dude. um thank you all for coming and being on. the show thank you guys for hanging out. I know this is Saturday and I took up. your time and I really appreciate it. thank you for having me I really. appreciate Trevor Wallace for being a um.
a great comic a good looking guy he's a. great guy look at that guy I look even. hotter and please try to [ __ ] him [ __ ]. Trevor Wallace no don't go to a show. don't know but then [ __ ] me at the show. yeah during the show I did a clothing. giveaway he gives a [ __ ] giveaway hey yo. beautiful thank you Annie thank you. wreck thank you I thought it was so fun. you guys yeah so at the same time we're. gonna say okay ready who made the code. all right one two three Annie wood the. new podcast. thank you guys for being a bad friend.
thanks for being a bad friend. also we'll be way back. [Music]. laughs. [Music].
