Bobby Is Finally Free w/ Yannis Pappas | Ep 275 | Bad Friends

Have you played comedy? Uh, comedy works. south. I've never done the South Club. Have you planned downtown? Yeah. Why? What? Why? Why? Why has he? Why have. you? Why have I? Have you? I haven't. Why? I don't know. You two are bad. friends. Who are these two idiots? A. white dude and an Asian dude. You two. are disgusting. Oh, you two are something. We're bad. friends. So, Freaky Greeky. Yeah. Ladies. and gentlemen, Freaky Creek Papus is.

here with us. Give it up for Giannis. Papus. One eye sock lives in the other. eye sock and they go switcheroos. It is. I'm a I am a oneeyed Greek and I am. Giannis Pupass according to your. production. That's right. Now I'm back. in kindergarten. Thank you for that. Giannis, who wrote that? That's very. triggering for me. Mone. That was a. really good play on words. Yeah. Well, I. before we get to Giannis, um I brought. it I brought a couple of gifts back from. my trips overseas. So, I was wandering. the streets, Bobby Lee. Oh my god. And I.

saw a store. I stumbled on a store. Let. me guess. What is it? It's an old. ancient antique Chinese store. It's in. the basement. You got me a Muay. I'm so. excited. You know, you honest. I've always wanted. a Mwai from from France. I stumbled. across a store that doesn't exist, a. store that no longer is in. no rotation. Okay. And I Tower Records. And I walked in and I said, "Someone's.

got Can we guess? Can we guess?" Yeah. Boston Market. Good guess. Things that. are closing. Uh VHS tape. Joann's. What's that? The fabric store? No, that's still open. I was there this. morning. I've been praying for that to. close for so many years. Well, God's not. listening to you. I'm all Michael's, guys. A Bed Bath and Beyond candle. Pretty. close. Yeah. Okay. It's a store that. someone on this crew loves very, very. much. Oh [ __ ] Here we go.

Wow. There it is. That is There was one. Dual. store. Yeah. Still remaining in Europe. That's insane. I went in there cuz. Fancy, our buddy Fancy loves dual. clothes. Yeah. And I walked in and I. said, I said, "My face. huh?" That's I'll say it how I want to. say it, [ __ ] And then I said, "You're. going to love this part." I said, "Uh, is it all women's?" And the girl goes, "Oh, yeah." I go, "No men's clothes.".

She goes, "We do." And there was a rack. in the back with four shirts. Rack in. the back, d a rack in the back. Which is. the name of your new life is rack in the. back. So I got you a deu shirt. And she. said, "What size is he?" I said, "Well, I should call you because you know the. porg size better than anyone." Yeah. Yeah. Well, I like to watch a lot of. Star Wars. Yes. It's triple XL. No, I. got you a medium. Are you a medium? Mhm. So, come get your gift, you stupid. loser. Yeah. I got you a Didiguual.

shirt. In fact, I think you should take. your shirt off now and put this shirt on. now. This is your poor body. Here's the. best part about it. He's probably. wearing it right now. They make I'm not. kidding when I say this. They make maybe. four blue shirts. That's all they make. Take it out of the packaging. Let me see. it. It's literally looks like the shirt. you're wearing now. I said to the woman, I bet you he owns this shirt. Do you own. it? It looks like it. Yeah. Yeah. They. all look the same. Can I Can I ask you a. question? What What What is Lift it up?

There you go. Yeah. What is it about. these shirts that you do like? The. design. That is an ugly shirt. I know. I. know. I know. We know that. We know. that. It's obvious. Yeah. So, so you're. welcome. You're welcome. Thank you so. much. And did I get something for Bobby? Well, I've gotten you two wands. Did I. get you something? Yeah. At the. Renaissance Fair, I picked you out two. wands. I know. I hold it dear to my. heart. Yeah. There you go. And did I get. you something? I'm sure you did. I did. I know you did. Do you know what I got.

you? Oh my god. It's It's something. Asianoriented. It has to be. No, it's. actually the coolest gift I think I've. gotten you. Oh my god. And I hope you. don't have it. It's going to make my. heart flutter. Oh, size nine. This is the only bummer. The highest they had left was eight and. a half, but I feel like you could. squeeze in. I could squeeze in an eight. and a half. All right. Can I open it and. show you what it is? Yeah, but now you. do. No. Can I say something though? Do. you know what it is? Cuz if you have. them, I I I don't have them. But you. know what they are? They're shoes. But.

what are they? Shoes. Are they shoes? No, they're they're sandals. Okay. They're Ninja Turtle sandals. Okay. But. can I be completely honest with you if I. like them or not? Yes. Because I'm, you. know, I'm brutal when it comes to that. I know. And honest. But can you tell by. the box what what they are? They're. Adidas shoes. Thank you. Okay. But do. you know what they are? They're probably. slip like sandals or slides. Yeah. No. Okay.

Oh, hello. Do you know what they are? No. Go ahead. Hello. They are one of a kind custom Arsenal. Adidas. Oh my god, how sick are those. shoes? Sick shoes. You like them, don't. you? I do love them. I knew you would. Yeah. Do they have the They have the the. the Arsenal symbol on the side. On the. back. On the back. On the back. Oh my. god. That's You know what? That's being. mindful. That's being thoughtful. That's. thoughtful. And that's being a friend.

That is a friend. Yeah. Yeah. Unlike. you. Unlike you when you came to town. and you booked a whiskey ginger and a. Bad Friends but not a Tiger Bell. That's. right. So unlike that That's right. This. is the opposite of what you do. That's. right. It's called a tariff. Oh, right. I did tariff you 40%. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So, I will lower the tariff. I'm doing only American. Okay. Sure. But. if I lower the tariff, will you do mine. eventually? If you lower the tariff, I. will tariff war. 10% 10%. Yeah. Yeah. So, give me a rating on the shoes. You.

like them? Do they meet your your. standards? These meet my standards in. different ways. Okay. Wow. Wow. And I, you know, it's sexual, you know. I mean, so that's number one. Yeah. I'm more. attracted to you by by this gift. Thank. you. Right. Number two, um I have some. downsides to it to it. Go ahead. Okay. But let's go to the positive. Do you own. those shoes already? No, I don't. Awesome. I don't own any Arsenal FC um. shoes. You do now? I have pants. I'm.

sure it's scarves, etc., etc. And um. this is slick. And what's so funny? It's slick. It's aerodynamic. Mhm. Yeah. Um clean. Clean. Yeah. Very clean. Clean. Um I would be too afraid to wear. them. Why? Whoa. Because they're so. nice. Well, they're one of a kind. They're made for running. So that's. This guy's taking shots at you. Wow. Thank you so much, my friend. And um.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. No, thank you. Thank you for being here. And. thank you. Does the display is that are. you really in awe of them or is that. like an excuse that you don't like them? And is that why you're not going to wear. them? I'm just I'm just trying to figure out. why you wouldn't wear those. No, you're. trying to drum up some [ __ ] I just I'm. curious. You're trying to drum up some. [ __ ] And since the [ __ ] is drummed up, may I waddle in it? Go ahead. Yeah. Okay. I think stylishly it's not my. style. Whoa. I knew it. I knew it. You didn't like them. I do.

like them. What a piece of [ __ ] No, no, no. I do like him. I used a passport to. get those. Well, here's the thing. You. could go to arsenal.com and buy the same. shoes and get delivered in three days. He was with his family and he thought. about and you probably get a nine as. well. He got the wrong size. Those are. very nice. There they are. Can I see the. other styles, please? They're in blue. Wait a second. You only spent $79 on. them. 80 bucks. The red ones are cool. Those red ones. Wow. Yeah, they're way.

more expensive. Yeah, I think $600. Yeah, that's more my thing. That's more my thing. But um yeah, I. don't do $80 on my feet, right? Yeah. Yeah, I get it. You picked up on that, right? That the whole display thing was. a whole I know. Yeah. Yeah, he was. [ __ ] trying. No, but I you know, it's. the sentiment and the um and the thought. that counts. Thank you. Yeah. And I will. get you something similar. Thank you. You're welcome. Thank you. Like a Tiger Woods, you know what I.

mean? Are you upset by I'd be upset. I'd. be like glove turned off. Do they have. gloves? I've That's a [ __ ] dick move. I've lived in this space for quite a. while. I get it. Yeah. Well, I'll tell. you why, guy. Um freaky freaky. Um it's. because we have an honest relationship. That's right. You know, and we're not. about lies and uh we tell each other how. we feel. How we feel and I appreciate. that. Yeah. I'm going to display them. accordingly in my closet. underneath all the other shoes that I. have. That's right. Yeah. And in 20.

years time, I'll dig them back up and. go, "Oh, these are in style now." Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Now, I'll. put them on. I'll be 70. 73. I do think. you'll wear them. Yeah. My money's on. You'll wear them. I'll. wear them in Ireland when we do the golf. thing. You mean in London? No, when we. go to Ireland. We're going to a golf. thing afterward. That's right. Yeah. I. wear them to at the Golf thing, but this. would make more sense in London. That's. true. Yeah. No one's going to go, "Hey,

bloke. Are those Osa shoes?" Wait, who. is that? What was that? That's a Greek. accent. Hello, bloke. Oh, that's better. Yeah. Are those Oslo shoes? That's good. Yeah. No one's going to No one's going to go. that say that, right? Yeah. Yeah. You're. right. Anyway, um your legs are exposed. Generally, I don't like it. But today, I. really appreciate your legs because. they're very unlike the rest of your. body. They're very tan and they're very. beautiful and athletic. Yeah, they are. athletic. They are really good legs. Yeah. Yeah. He's always had nice tan.

legs. I know. That says a lot about a. guy. And you're wide like in a muscular. fat again. No. How much you weigh now? I'm back to 205. I was down to 193, but. I'm back to 205. You look great. Thank. you, man. You always look great. You. look the same, dude. It's true what they. say. You just don't age. Interesting. Yeah, you look I lost 30 lbs. But. that was Empic. Uh W goi. I thought. we're honest in here. So you don't you. didn't notice that I lost 30 lbs. Wow.

No, I haven't got a chance to see you. stand up cuz you were outside squatting. and now. Yeah, you have. You look great. Yeah, you look great. No, let me let me say. something to you. Okay, freaky crooy. Let me say something to you. Be real and. be honest. We don't [ __ ] around like. this. Let me say something right now, Ricky. Okay, be honest. I'm not going to. get offended. You did not notice that I. lost weight. I would take a picture of. you, put it in my closet under all the. other pictures of people who were. underwhelming, forget about it for 20. years, and then take it out when uh.

slightly chubby Asian guys are back in. style. Okay. I thought we were in the. honest trade. Okay. So, you really. believe that? I believe you look better. Okay. You look better. Okay. Yeah. Wait. until I get back from Hawaii. Just you. wait. I'm going to get a tan. What was. the phrase he used in Australia all the. time? You'll see. You'll see. You'll. see. You'll see. Yeah. And you shall. see. I will. And you will reap. How long. has it been now since the you'll see I'm. going to get jacked thing? November. November. So, you've got some time. still. Exactly. But time is a ticking. I.

know. But And you know what's got to. happen? Whoa. You look like you gave. birth and then it. looks like my wife's belly. You know, it's like a little loose skin. I'm sorry. It was just moving a lot. I. didn't expect it to move. But I'm not. I'm no I'm no better. I'm no better. So, here we go. It moves. It moves. Yours. moves more. Mine does move more. Yeah, it's a deeper ocean. But mine looks like. I'm consistently fat. Yours looks like. you're supposed to be fat.

Dude, you're making me sm. surgery to like remove that. Yeah. Tighten. You have you have access skin. It just it looked a little loose. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Like that? Yeah. It's a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She's got abs. No, you look great. You know I'm joking. You look great. I. don't think you believe that. No, I do. believe I do believe it. You look great. Next time you see me, dude, Ronnie. Shang, dude, you won't even know the. difference. You're going to get ripped.

like that. He's ripped. Well, he's in. shape. He is in shape. He's in shape, dude. You'll see. He like, we shall see. That's been the motto of my life. Back. in the day, dude, they were like, "You're never going to make it as a. comedian." You'll see. Okay. Well, the. comedian I could get because you're. funny, but getting ripped. I mean, it's. like, [ __ ] you're making me so mad. I. went to the Planet Fitness a month ago. and you don't know. I went to Planet. I. walked in, right? And I go, "Hey." And. they go, "You got to go online and you. got to give us your bank records to.

join." And I'm like, "I have a credit. card." Like, we don't do it that way. So, that's why I didn't join Planet. Fitness. That's why. Yeah, I I went in there, right? I don't know. I just I've seen. you now. We've been here 20 minutes and. all you've been doing is sucking on an. electronic cigarette. So, it doesn't. look like you're making much of an. effort. Okay. Yeah. I will see. Duly. noted. Duly noted. Yeah. And touché. Touch. Okay. You're the first guy. I come to. you, dude. Wow. Right. When I get my.

revenge. I'd like to see it. Who's the. second guy? Ooh. Mone. Yeah. He's never. on my side. He was a doubter. Yeah. He's. a doubter. Let me see your new. cigarette. Show off your new cigarette. machine. Oh, I saw I saw the kid's got a. new cigarette machine on his person. Now, this is from Canada. So, I got. this. Now you smoke. Now you can smoke. without the smoke. Yes. And you open. this little module like like that. And. then woo. Right. You stick it. It's It. heats the cigarette. It doesn't, you. know, there's no smoke like actual. fire. No fire. No fire. Just just uh.

heat. Just heat. Heat induction. Let me say something you guys. I had the. worst week of my last life last week. [Applause]. Number one, um Monday I wake up, I have. a little sore throat. Then that night, Monday night, I fly to. Toronto, Canada. And now I'm fully sick. Oh, thanks for. coming. No, that was last week. That was.

last week. Okay. Okay. I had the. shivers. All right. And then I land I go. to wardrobe for this film. A very good. film. It's called Karate Ghost. Let me guess. You play the ghost? No. No, I don't. I play a sensei. Wax one. Yeah. Paint the defense. [Music]. Yeah. Yeah. Karate Ghost. Yeah. Is it.

based on a book? A novel? Yes. Yeah. Yes. Yes. New York Times. bestseller. So that's not it. So you're. playing Karate Ghost? No, I'm not. I. play a Sensei. Okay. And Jim Belalushi. plays the mayor of a town. Oh, wow. Yeah. And I did it because Jim was in. it, right? Cuz we're old not old. friends, but we're friends. Okay. But I. black out in my hotel. I had a day off. I didn't leave the I just was in and. then I literally the next couple of days. I don't even remember shooting. You were.

that I was in every, you know, because. they're like, you know, we're going to, we're going to put all your scenes in. two days. Mhm. Right. So, you're, you. know, five:00 call rap at 9, right? And. you were in every [ __ ] scene. I don't. [ __ ] remember it. And then from. there, I go to the Comedy Works in. Denver, and they booked me in the wrong. club. You You were downtown. You're not. down. You're in the South one. Yes. Have. you played Comedy uh Comedy Works South? I've never done the South Club. Have you. played downtown? Yeah. Why? What? Why?

It's my favorite one of my favorite. clubs. Why? Why has he? Why have you? Why have I have you? I haven't. Why? I. don't know. You know, you're not good. What's that? That's you on the set of. Karate Goh. Sick. Yeah. Look how sick I. am. Do I look like [ __ ] Yoda there? What the [ __ ]. Don't I look Yoda? And you don't. remember any of this? I don't remember. any of Is that gym in front of you? Yeah. Right. And I'm like I'm like I'm. going like now. Does he own the dojo? What does he do in this movie? He's the.

mayor of the town, right? Right. He's. the mayor of Karate Ghost Town, dude. At least you're getting work. Not. only that, who plays the ghost? Some. kid. What the [ __ ] dude? So, you got. sick. And then I'm in this, which is a. great club, Comedy Work South, too. It's. just not the same. Never done it. Yeah. And then um my feature. Ramsay Bawi. Badawi. Yeah. He rips so. hard. I've never seen him rip, right?

And I'm deathly ill, right? And I'm. watching him in the green room rip. Literally, for the first time, I'm. going, "How am I going to do this?" Like. there was the first time where I was. mad. Yeah. You mean that this guy's. good. You wanted him to be bad. I wanted. him to, you know what I mean? Like. sometimes I'll go, "No crowd work." You. know, I mean, you try to chain them. Yeah. Right. No crowd work. Take it. easy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If you're. bombing, just keep bombing. Yeah. You. know what I mean? Settle settle into the. bomb. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Remember,

they're not here to see you. Exactly. Exactly. Right. But this weekend is one. of those weekends where I know where. people went up to Ramsay and goes, "You're better than the headliner." No. Yeah. For sure. No. No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. For sure. Dude, you were better. than Bobby. What the [ __ ] You know what. I mean? And I knew that in my mind. And. then the fourth show, oh my god, I. struggled. I was drowning in sweat in no. pee. What the [ __ ] are you talking. about? Well, you said you were you were. sick. I thought you were sick. Yeah. Yeah. No. And I was drowning in sweat.

Oh. Like you know how it just splits. open. You're just drenched, right? And. then you're losing the room. But how's. the new hour coming along? Not great. Not great at all. I'm trying to do an. extension, man. Wait, what do you mean? I want to do it later, Bobby. Yeah. Yeah. It's been 30 years. I. know. You've extended. I I I need. another year. You've overextended. I. think I need this. Your first special? Yes. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You just haven't put. one out. Yeah. Yeah. No, he's taped 10. of them. He's just never released them.

Yeah. Never released them. Yeah. They're. sitting in a vault. Yeah. It's the same. hour over and over again. But I did take. I did it 10 times. Momentum. But anyway, and I'm now I'm here and um Wow, what a. week. So, it was bad. Yeah. But you know. what? It It's um Doesn't sound that bad. You had a little sniffles. Yeah. Little. sniffles and then you had a But you have. to understand every moment I'm like, "How am I going to do this? I can't. [ __ ] This is I I don't want to do. this. You know what I mean? I stand up. can't barely talk. What? Tell the people. in Gaza how bad your week was. Yeah. You. had a cold.

You know, Afghanistan and India are. still at war. You couldn't remember some. of the movie you were booked in. Awful week. Tough week. Yeah, it was a. tough week. Some guy listened to the. podcast. He's on his way. He's on his. way to work. A [ __ ] triple. Yeah, some guy's sitting in a [ __ ] truck. right now driving for 9 hours, but Bobby. couldn't remember half the scene with. Jim Belalushi. Tough, tough, tough week.

Tough. God willing. You've gotten. this second wave of success in your life. has really started to go to your head. Am I wrong? Am I right? Am I wrong? Am I. right? This second wave of success has. gone to your head. No, I haven't. For. the first time in my life in our. friendship, you didn't return my call. four times. That's right. I was sick. No, you weren't. Yes, I was. No, you. weren't. Yeah, I can tell you when you. did. I got a new phone, by the way. You.

were hanging out. What is that? An. Android? No, it's a um iPhone, but I've. had I didn't change it for 10 years. Anyway, no, it hasn't. And can I just. say another spiritual thing that. happened the other day? Yesterday. Something happened yesterday made me. cry. And I'm afraid that I'm going to if. I share it, it's going to come out. cheesy. Come on. It it was a it made me. feel I just the weight lifted from my. shoulders and I became somebody else. And I'm going to share it and I know. that because I've never said this out. loud and when I say it, I'm going to get.

[ __ ] annihilated. No. From all sides. No. No. No. All right. So, just hear me. out if I may. Okay. I need gas in my motor vehicle. My. Hyundai. Okay. It's blinking. The gas. light. Yes. Is blinking. Has been. blinking. And um go get gas. I go to. Shell. Yeah. I pump. I go, you know. what? I deserve a little not just a. sugar-free Red Bull, but one of those.

springtime flavors. You know what I. mean? Like passion mango or whatever. You do. I did do. I did do. You did do. I did do. Good. Okay. So I go in there. and there's like an Eastern European. girl, maybe 23, 24. She got some. tattoos. She looked miserable. Right. Right. And she barely spoke English. Right. And I go, "Hey, can I get this. springtime, you know what I mean? Sugar-free Red Bull, please." You know. what I mean? And she's kind of, you. know, frowning. She's Eastern European. Yeah. Yeah. That's how they look. That's.

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coming in. You I mean you made it to the. shell, right? Got the gas and I'm ready to go and I go. in there. You mean I'm looking at the, you know, bobbing my head. You know how. I do. Yeah. Yeah. You know, and I, you. know, kind of do this to the in the. front, right? Hand of the thing, right? But I also look like, you know, tattered. shirt, you know what I mean? kind of. like free. Free. Yeah. Very free. My. hair was in sham shambles, right? And I. had like, you know, a happy disposition.

about myself. I know. I want to be you. when I grow up. Yeah. Yeah. And um it. just it reminded. me of like, you know, Yeah. I mean, we. are so lucky. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Come on. Let's go. No. No. It's a. moment. No. Bring out your guns. Come. on, everybody. Come on. You didn't. I'm. against the wall. I'm against the wall. Go ahead. You didn't notice the chains. He was trying to give you a hint to help. her. She's going, "You look free. Wink. wink. Get me out. Get me out of here.

There's a guy right behind her with a. gun." Oh, but you're so self-absorbed. You didn't expect to get in. What? You. didn't notice that she was a cry for. help. You were just like, "Thank you. Thank you. I am free. I am free." But. really, she was [ __ ] winking like. this, but you just couldn't tell cuz you. were so wrapped up in your own [ __ ] She. was being trafficked. Yeah. She's a. trafficked Eastern European girl. Human. trafficking is a serious issue in. Eastern Europe with varying levels of. prevalence here in the United States. Yeah, you could have saved. Oh, yeah. They captured it and they went, "Oh, you're going to work at the Shell?". That's what they do. No, they don't. Not. at the Shell. That's what Oh, no. That's.

right. It's it's at Exxon. It's the. other one. Yeah. I'm telling you, dude. You're You are free and you always have. been. You don't have the burdens of. responsibility. And I'm grateful for. what I have. And the comment you made. earlier is wrong. What was the comment? That this next level of success that I. have, I'm Come on. It's gone to your. head. It hasn't gone to my head, dude. You were talking before I I thought I. was listening to Mariah Carey with Okay, Miss Carrie, we'll bring you a Kai Tai. latte or whatever. I mean, you were. complaining about first world problems.

That's what he does. Okay, so let's ship. because you're our guest. Yeah. And the. last 10 minutes is about about my. [ __ ] and my weak and all whatnot. And I'm sorry for sharing that. information. No, it's a personal it's a. personal human experience that I had. that I must have I should have kept to. myself. No, I'm glad you shared it. All. right. So, you know, what you up to, Giannis? the exciting stuff that's going. on with your life. I got a special out. that's on YouTube right now. Thank you very much. It's called. Property Owner. History Hyenas is back. together. That's. big. Yeah. Uh me and my wife are still.

together. That's great. Nobody cares. Yeah, that part. Nobody cares. EMDR. EMDR because of the trauma. Yeah. My. daughters are good. Life is good. Life. is good. He feels free. Yeah. Are you. free? I'm free. Yeah. Yeah. How about. you? Do you feel free? No. Call me the. chains. Talk about the chains. Go ahead. If I'm a chain, dude, [ __ ]. off. No, you're in the link in the. chain.

Um, yeah, it's No, it's I don't I'm not free. at all. I'm actually the most bridled. I've ever been. What does bridled mean? I learned from you. Um, it's the. opposite of unbridled mean. That's. right. What does unbridled mean? Unbrled. means you're free. Okay. Yeah, you're. chained. Yeah, I am. Yeah. And give me. some of the chains. Can you explain? It. definitely it's it's it is you. Okay. Yeah. Cuz I thought it might be the. world traveling and golfing with. celebrities. No, is that a chain? It's.

you. You know, you and you know, Timberlake and all those guys. Is that I. I feel like that's a chain. What about. you, Aunt Jiannis? That could be a. chain. Yeah. Yeah. That's a tough. champagne golf course. You know what I. mean? I don't drink champagne. Outrageous success can be tough. Yeah. Outrageous. I see. Okay. So, that's a. chain for sure. What else is a chain? Married to a beautiful woman. Carried a. chain. Carrying the weight of of all the. responsibility of all the stuff. Oh, really? Oh, really? Yep. Yeah. All the. responsibilities. Okay. Yeah. What are. they? Well, this show. Okay. The.

animated show. Yeah. The game show. Yeah. Huh. The tour. Just literally everything. that we do here. Right. Right. This. entire operation. The Sony show. Yeah. just this, you know, this literal entire. operation during Apocalypse Now in. filming. They were all They're all. prepped. Mhm. They're all You were in. that? No, I wasn't. I'm giving you. Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah. I played They CG. I'm all the Vietnamese. They CGIed me. back then.

You know what I mean? They just did it a. thousand times. Okay. So, um Yeah. I'm. not in it. You sure? Yeah. I'm in. platoon. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So, um, so you know, Apocalypse Now, right? They're prepped, scripts ready, right? They, you know what I mean? Camera, lights, all of it, right? They're in production. Now they're. shooting. And then one day, Brando shows. up. He had nothing to do with it, but. his presence. Wow. He He thinks he's Brando. Wow.

Wow. He just called himself Brando. You. think Brando? You were Brando in the. analogy. He's Brando. No, I'm not. I'm. the [ __ ] operator. You think you. think Brando He's Brando. You think. Brando, he's Dennis Hopper. You think. Brando would ever do Karate Ghost? Ow. You're right. You're right. Is that. a Brando movie? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you're right. You're right. Okay. Bobby.

is very, very funny is what He's very. funny. He is. Okay. So, um, you are very. funny. You guys are two. He is the He is. by far the funniest person I've ever. known. Well, I'll take some of the. slack. What do you need me to do, pal? Buddy, the ship is already gone. But I have a little boat. Let me tell. you something. Who's going to drive it? I've driven boats before, dude. I don't. think so. I haven't, but I can figure it. out. Okay. And I have the in the back.

What is it called? Right. A canoe. A. canoe. Yeah. a motorized canoe. A gigantic. engine. A little canoe. Oh, and I have. my bottles of water. I have this. I have. my iPad for Wi-Fi so I can watch Netflix. shows and stuff. Got it. Right. And I'm. coming. Good. Right. So, I caught up to. the machine. The boat. You got us? Yeah. And I'm there. Okay. What do I do, Andrew? Anything. So, he's like Dennis. Rodman, right? You just He shows up and. you That's a better analogy. Yeah. Dennis Rodman. Yeah. And you're Jordan.

Hello. The weight of the bulls. I'm I'm a. little bit more Pippen. Who's Rodman? I. mean, I'm I'm Rodman. Who's Michael? Who's Jordan? Yeah. Um, in this. scenario, none of us. Okay. That's why this thing isn't as. successful as it should be. Oh, we need. We're missing a Jordan. We need Amy. Polar. We need a Polar. We need Amy Polar. Or or or Tina Fey. Tina F. You know, they have a podcast. now. I know. And it's killing it.

Successful right off the bat. Right off. the bat. As it would be. As it should. be. And it should be and they they. should be allowed to. Yeah. Why wouldn't. they be allowed to? I'm just saying I'm. We live in a free society and they. You're saying it doesn't infringe on any. of our comedic space. Yeah, it doesn't. No, it's I thought you meant like cuz. they're women. No, no, no, no, no. And. that's right now uncalled for that you. would even say something like that. And. that right there offends me. He's got. two daughters. He's pro women. He's pro. woman. Just saying. I'm pro pro, too.

Pro women working. Yeah. Ask me some pro. woman stuff and I I'll I'll tell you if. I'm pro woman or not. Okay. Um, do you. think women's basketball? Caitlyn Clark. Love her. Okay. Give me reinvented the a. WNBA. Okay. 20 points last game. That's right. Angel Reese destroyed her. No. Fagrant. Flowl. Fant. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. But. Caitlyn Clark did the fragrant foul. Exactly. Reese. Yeah. He was going to. ask you, do you think they should be. paid the same as the men? Well, I think.

Caitlyn Clark made a $28 million deal. with Nike a year ago. I think that that. helps her. That's a pretty good deal. Yeah. And I think she's going to make. more as as time goes on. Yeah. Yeah. What would be your suggestion as a lover. of women and such a feminist to make the. league more successful? Yeah. What would. be some great ideas to encourage women. change the outfits, right? What would. Yes. Right. They got to dress sexier, right? No, that's not what I said. That's [ __ ] crazy. Come on. That. you'd even have jumped to that. More. clothes. Well, you want them to all.

dress diky. Yes, dude. More clothes. Turtlenecks. I think they should all. wear business suits. Yeah. Yeah. Strap. their breasts to their chest, right? Right. Yeah. And just, you know, so. you're controlling their body. No, I'm. not controlling their I'm just saying so. that we don't sexualize the the league. But we're we're the ones watching. Like. women aren't watching. Yeah. You have an. imagination, right? Yeah. Use it. Okay. But I think if they dress Give me. another You know what I You know what I. always imagine when I'm watching the. WNBA? I imagine I'm watching the NBA.

Yes. Yeah. Yeah. That's my imagination. Yeah, that's my imagination, too. Give. me another thing about the WNBA. Okay. Name uh name three teams. Name one team. Yeah. Indiana Fever. Wow. That's Caitlyn Clark's team. That's. good. I'm a Caitlyn Clark fan. Name. another one. Um. Chicago Sky. Wow. That's right. Too. How. about the city that we live in? LA, dude. Yeah. What are they called? Ponds. LA Ponds. That's insane. We have the.

Lakers. We have the Ponders. He got. three out of three. Yeah. Three out of. three. Yeah. Yeah. The LA Ponds. Ponders. P. Oh, they're thinking a lot. Well, no. But no, like Lakers, but Pers. It's a play on words. I get it. It's a. play on words. I can't do play on words. Do you really know what the team is. here? No. You read one article about the. WNBA and Angel Reese and Caitlyn Clark. and you know those things and that's it. No, because I I know how you consume. media and information. I I here's the. thing is is that I I know that the the. um rivalry between Angel and Caitlyn is.

made by the media. Yeah. Made by the. media, right? And I and then I went on a. back her I followed Caitlyn from high. school to college to where she is now. She was number one pick in the draft, you know what I mean? And all these. little information and I, you know, Okay. Sure. So you No, no, no. Wait, what I'm saying is that a lot of times. when you when you're not interested in. something and then something makes you. like the reason why I like Arsenal FC is. because um years ago I saw Tyrion Enri. playing for France 25 years ago or.

whatever, right? And I got hooked on. Arsenal cuz he was my gateway into the. [ __ ] sport, right? All right. So. sometimes I I don't feel bad about that. You shouldn't feel bad about that. But. you know everything we know because that. it's big news about her. Yeah. And I. want to know more as time goes on. because I'm a fan and I want I want I'm. interested now. Now, do you know what. high school Angel Reese went to? No, I. did not. No. So, you only paid attention. to the white I know what you're going to. turn this into. You're going to turn. this into a race thing. And I didn't. Yeah. Yeah. That's what they were doing. And I love black people. Prove it. What's up?

Right. Yeah. Just in those two words, you get it. I get it. What is that? That's Angel Reese's new McDonald's. sponsorship. What's the meal? Don't. Yeah. Tell me. Don't. Yeah. Yeah. Turn. that off. Take the screen off. And we're. gonna guess what the a McDonald's meal. is. What do you think? How about How. about this? We all pick one. Okay. Go. ahead. I'll ask you first. Um I would. say it's a fried.

a spicy fried chicken. Oh my god. What? It's a sandwich. Spicy fried chicken. Yeah. Um pork rinds. Right. All right. On it. Yeah. And um Okay, that's it. Cuz. now it's your turn. The meal. No, because we have to all participate. Oh, but I'm going to finish. And a a grape. drink. What? It's a drink. Yeah. Yeah. Go. ahead. It's a drink. Yeah. Yeah. I think. it's just a burger and fries. Yeah.

Yeah. Me, too. That's how I burger and. fries. What would be the point? What. would be the point of that? I mean, it's. got to be special. I I didn't see your. regular American citizen. Just an. American citizen. Yeah. But I'm It's got. to have some flare to it. It's. interesting that it's spicy. Spicy fried. spicy fried chicken. That's interesting. Yeah. What is the What is the meal? Yeah. No, the meal is a a fried chicken. sandwich and then it comes with hot. sauce in a purse. I got to be honest. with you. and a grape drink. Yeah, it does. It is. a barbecue bacon uh burger, but it does.

come with an orange high sea. Oh, wow. You were close. I was [ __ ] close. Is. there fried okra? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You got to have them. fried okra. McDonald's Angel Reese. special. Get a side of grits with your. order today. Well, they they did. Oh, that was you. Who just said that? It's. so good. [ __ ] I thought that was the. [ __ ] I know, right? Do it again. I was. teasing you. I can do it, too. Go. You. go. Holy [ __ ] What's Caitlyn Clark's. meal? It's got to be Chick-fil-A. It's.

got to be a Chick-fil-A. It's closed on. Sundays. Lean beef, right? Yeah, it's. lean. It's like 64 vegan cheese. Right. Right. Right. Right. Um the bread is um. sourdough. Nut sardo. It doesn't have. the wheat thing in it. Dave's bread. Gluten free. Gluten free. Gluten- free. bread. Yeah. Sorry, mine laps. That's. okay. Okay. Um, there's no fries. Yeah. Oh, wow. Yeah. Brussels sprouts. Yes. Brussel Brussels sprouts and a. sugar-free lemonade, baby. Right. Yeah.

What do you think? I'm just not in on. this [ __ ] Brussels sprouts, by the. way. I'm all in on Brussels sprout. I'm. all in. And that's where our common. ground is, my friend. Right there. Dog. [ __ ] Go to Katana next to the comedy. store. The the Japanese joint. Yes. And. they have this fried Brussels sprout. chips. You I Dude, you could fry You. could fry your toes. I would eat them. Fried doesn't count. Give me Brussels sprouts. They try to.

cook them a million ways. They're not. good. They're [ __ ] They're [ __ ]. They're having a real glow up. Like. cauliflower. I know. And I don't like. it. Yeah. Yeah. Like cauliflower. I'm. all for it. Cauliflower mash. I'm all. for it. I'm all for it. All for it. cauliflower mash they're trying to push. around to people. Get [ __ ] Give me. mashed potatoes. How about buffalo. cauliflower, though? It's nice. So good. Yeah, it's really good. It's fine. So, a. couple weeks ago, I found out that. Andrew. is now black. You can say it.

Yeah. Cut to commercial. How do you feel. about this new ginger viral trend going. on? I feel like it's justice. Uh, it's. what we've known. Yes. Um, I mean, look, Bill Burr is a redhead. His wife is. black. My wife is black. Yeah. Uh, okay. Okay. That's That's offensive that. you laugh at that. You know, his wife is. black, right? I met his wife. Yeah. Is. she light-skinned? Oh my god. That is.

That's in She's wearing a Korean mask. all the time. Those like facial masks. Yeah. She wears those to get ready. Yeah. To get ready. Yeah. But all the. but we know redheads are black and we've. always been black and people know that. and our rhythm is different. Our vibe is. different. White people don't view us as. whites. Black people see us as other and. they enjoy that. Amen. And so now you. now this show is truly biracial. Hallelujah. Hallelujah. Didn't have to. dei it. We did it organically. Yeah, we. did. There is one white guy in this room. right now. Exactly. Just me. Well, no.

Mone. Mone. Yeah. Yeah. Look at him. Well, I mean in this room. Yeah. Oh, right. Yeah, they're not allowed in this. room, right? How do you feel about. knowing that I was black? You texted me. You got excited. I started calling. around other comics to maybe start a new. podcast. Yeah. I was like, I can't The irony of. me being black yet I'm the I'm the one. who's on time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. On this. show. Yeah. Interesting. Interesting. Um. but no, when I found out that you were. black, I I I because I love James.

Baldwin, right? Yeah. Yeah. and and his and his. literatur literary works and his essays. and so you know I went back read some of. those essays and then um I also visited. some places you know you did yeah I went. to Rosa Parks funeral I mean she was a. she was a redhead she was definitely. where where was that at what where was. her funeral well they've moved it. several times but currently it's in. North Carolina got it yeah and um I also. what's so funny that's exactly where it.

is. and then I saw Hamilton. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. I saw Hamilton when I found out, dude, I saw Hamilton 20 times in a row. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. And um I still don't. understand it, right? Yeah. Yeah. But. I'll have to read up on it. Maybe, you. know, get some footnotes or whatever on. Hamilton. Mhm. I'm going to BBQs to. celebrate right after. Yeah. I'm going to get a greasy little. barbecue sandwich with that. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. What? No. No. Good. Another thing. that I um uh I um I I brought back my.

Mr. T my Mr. G merch. You did. I used to. collect them. Yeah. They're they're a. storage bin. So, yeah. So, I pity the. fool. You know, I pity the fool as well. Yeah. So, I've always I've been saying. that a lot lately. I pity the fool. You. know what I mean? And because of you, an. homage to you. Thank you. Yeah. I also. um say hi to black people in the spa. I. never used to. You never used to. Yeah. Yeah. So, I go, "Hello there." You know, you say hi. My my podcast co-host is. also um African-American. Thank you.

Yeah. Yeah. How do you feel about it, Jiannis? I feel great. I mean, I I came. in and I I read the article and uh I. smelled cocoa butter when I got in here. Yes. I thought it was so beautiful. It. all made sense. The fresh smell of cocoa. butter. Oh, in the morning. Cocoa butter. is the smell of black friendship. Yeah. So, when I got in apocalyp that should. be the line, you mean? Oh, I love the. smell of cocoa butter in the morning. Rocket money. You know how much money. I've saved on Rocket Money, my friend? It's an absurd amount of subscriptions.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. A movie we called. Apocalypse a little bit later. Yeah. So yes. Yeah, but he's so white. I. think even if he had a black wife and. they had a baby, I don't think it would. darken the baby at all. No, my whiteness. would overthrow it. What a beautiful. thing you have. Yeah. Thanks, man. Yeah. I mean, I Yeah, things are I'm super. happy about it. There's worse things to. be born than redhead. Yeah. Indian. Yeah. Jesus. Jesus Christ. You didn't.

even think about it, did you? God. This. is what happens. Carlos almost dies and. so now he thinks he's now he thinks he's. invincible. He's the Michael Jordan. He. is He is the Michael Jordan of this. team. Yeah. Same competitive nature. Bald thing. Yeah. Wow. How are you. doing? Carlos was throwing up blood and. we had to take him to the hospital. I. didn't feel good on the way here, but. I'm better now. I was getting nauseous. and get sober. That has nothing to do. with it. Breakf might. It might. What. are you What are you up to now? Like.

drug-wise? The usual cocktail of what? Weed and pills. Yeah. And some drinking. Bob, be cool. Isn't that a guy that is drinking? That. response was weird, right? I'm not I'm. not drinking. I'm not going out. Have. you been drinking? No, I'm not. Have you. had a drink? No, I haven't been going. out on dates or anything. On your. father's life? Yeah. On your mother's. life. On your mother's life. He's. drinking. No, that pause. You're. drinking. Why would you want to kill.

your mother, dude? That's insane. No, dude. I'm not drinking this. Just the. usual drugs. Yeah, Xanax, of course. Why. can't we get off of this stuff? I mean, there's a new article that says America. has a Xanax problem, so Oh, and you're. contributing. I'm the victim here. The doctors keep. giving it to me. Oh, it's a victim. thing. Yeah, they got me hooked. But I'm. happy to be hooked on it. Yeah, but it would be terrible to be. born in India.

Why do you say that? MJ, what's up, dude? Like, black people always say like, oh, like, what do black people always say? Like, POV, you're a baby in India. And. it's like someone crying or something. that black people always say that. Yeah, I assume all memes are made by black. people. Black Twitter is, is that what. you're referring to? Like black IG, Tik. Tok, just the hood in general. If I was. born in India, I would want to be a. Bollywood kind. Yeah. Light skin. [Laughter].

Bollywood is the real Hollywood. At. least they're still working. They still. actually they're still up in How many. movies are Bollywood making a year? They. do like 3,000 a year. It's amazing. God, we should I can't We should get. into Bollywood. I want to be into it. Cuz it's either that or you keep doing. Karate Ghost. Come on, dude. Stop bringing up Karate. Ghost. It's a very good up a thousand. films a year. A thousand? drank them out. Just karate ghost after. karate ghost after karate ghost. [ __ ].

the food is great. Food is great. And. actually they're having a real glow up. They're kind of like the cauliflower of. people. They're doing great. Well, the. food is great here, right? I When you. see it made on the street there, it. scares the [ __ ] out. I would go a higher. end. But my point is that when I was in. South Africa, um after the shows, we'd. go to this one Indian restaurant. It was. the greatest food I've ever had in my. life. It was so good. But it's. Americanized. Like there's in South. Africa. No. Yeah. Yeah, cuz there's no. chicken tikka masala there, right? That's our thing. That's they they made.

that. Oh, wow. Like you ever notice when. you walk into an Indian restaurant, the. the waiter just goes to the chef, tikka. masala. He just they just know they know. what we like. Yeah. I never get that. No, I get like a curry. They But that's. Yeah. And I get a garlic naan, some of. the balsami rice. Oh, I love it. Come. on, guy. Come on, guy. I do chicken. tikka every time. Do you really? Yeah. Really? Garlic naan, chicken tikka, sagg. And I'm good. Sag paneer. Yeah, sag paneer. M. You ever get a mango. lassi? Is that the drink? Oh yeah. It's. so good. Yogurt and mango. I love Indian.

food. Me too, man. Big big fan of You. know what I'm not into? Yeah. I'm out on. for a long time. No more Chinese food. I. thought you Wait, I thought you were. black, dude. Chinese blacks love it. We. used to. Yeah. Yeah. We moved on. Why is. it that? I I got to tell you, every time. I have Chinese food now, I'm just. bummed. Now, have you ever hooked up. with an Indian woman? Um, Pakistani, but they smell the same.

Jeez. Well, may I ask? Yeah. You know, I. I'm inquisitive. Okay. Yeah. May I ask. what the smell is? If you can describe. it. Have you ever been in a cab in New. York City? I mean, they have different. religions and they hate each other. And. it's sad because they smell the same. Is that your bonding? That's how you're. trying to mend the problem? Yeah. It's. just like, what are you guys doing? You're the same. You're the same. Like. the same. Yeah. How about you? Have you. an Indian woman? Yeah. No. Asian. But I guess. Asian.

no and India is Asia. So no Indian. You've never hooked up. with an Indian girl. I have. Really? Nope. I wanted to feel like global and open. that way. I know. Did just You're almost. exclusively whites and Asians or half. Asian, half white and Mexicans. A lot of Mexicans. Really? Oh, yeah. A. lot of Mexicans. I love the Mexicans. Remember that girl that said I was too. fat? She was Mexican. Remember? I loved.

her. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But, you know, by by the. time I die, I would like to experience a. a black woman and an Indian woman. Well, you think you think you could get a. black woman to date you? I I've been on. dates with um half ones, half Halle. Berry types. Halle B's not half black, isn't she? She's black, right? Full. black. Is hat is is she? Her name is. Haly Berry. That's weird. I didn't know. that. She's biracial. Halle B. Oh, wow. Yeah. So, yeah. But you've never had a.

full a black a full black woman. Both. black parents. I've hit on them before. Oh, no. No. You No, actually a month. ago, you know, at the comedy store, I. made out with one. Wow. A full black. She's hot though. Supermodel. Yeah. What. is it? Yeah. I mean, she's just. stunning. You know what I mean? And what. happened to her? And she had these She's. from Nigeria. Mhm. And they had these. they had these skinny Nigerian lips. It. reminded me of that that Tom Hanks. movie. You know that you know that Tom.

Hanks movie where he's like captain. captain. What the captain and those. pirates? Yeah. Had those kind of lips. Oh, like Somalian. Yeah. Somalian. captain Phillips. Yeah. Dried. You know. what I mean? Somalian lips. Yeah. Not. racing being racist. I'm just saying. that. Yeah. I mean she was hot but she. zoom in the mouth. Is that her? Yeah. Yeah. She had that kind of lip. It was a. little dry, but you know what I mean? Very hot. One of my good friends is. Somalian. They all kind of look very. similar. You got a good friend that's. Somalian? I do. Comic. No, not a comic, but friend from a human. Yeah. Human. A.

regular adult. Regular guy. They look. very similar. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Why not? Yeah. How about a Korean? Have you. hooked up with a Korean? I've I've I've. really been around the world. I've. gotten a little bit of everything. Laser. beams, Eastern Hemis. All right. Good. Yeah. Greenland. No. Those Northern. Lights. You're going to like it. Scandinavia. Okay. Scandinavia. Swedes. Swedes. Swedes. Norwegians. Swedes. Yeah. Yeah. I've gotten a little bit of. everything. Black, white. Yeah. You've. touched all the bases. Jewish. And now.

that you with your beautiful white wife, she's a white girl. Yeah. Yeah. You feel. like you've traveled the world and now. I'm going to stick back to my people. That's right. That's what happened. Is. she Greek? My wife is half Greek, half. Italian. Yeah. Yeah. Only Greek girl I. ever dated, by the way. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. Only Greek girl. Can I ask about is it. hairy down there with Greeks? You're. talking about my wife's vagina. You're. asking No, just in general, I assume. it's hairy, but I don't want to, you. know what I mean? I can be open to it. that it's not. Nobody's hairy anymore.

Nobody's hairy anymore. Okay. Everyone's. trimmed down. Is that a rude question? You think about his wife's [ __ ]. little question? Is it in or out? Does. it open like a flower? Jesus Christ. Okay, let's move on. Okay, fine. Keep. going. Really? Yeah, it's great. Yeah. Would I feel anything when I enter? Well, that's really disrespectful. Okay. That's really disrespectful. There's a. lot of disrespect going on on your on. your end as well. No, that's a lot of. disrespect on your end as well. So, I'm. just giving it back. That's a different. level of disrespect. Yeah. Yeah. Really?

Yeah. You talking about Are you angry. now? I'm [ __ ] pissed. No, you're not. Guess what? I'm never doing Tiger Belly. again. Okay, good. So, our numbers can. rise. Oh, it's true. It's a favor what. he has me on. No, listen. I love you. I. love you, too. Okay. I apologize. It's. It's It's rude. It's rude. I Exactly. It. is rude. Yeah. Yeah. I apologize to you. Okay. That's nice. Okay. Thanks. How's. How about your mom's [ __ ] It's You. know, it's slanted. Is it cross? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's horizontal.

You And we're trying to get a surgery. where it's I'm Bobby B's [ __ ]. Come on. Stop it. No, dude. They beat me into my [ __ ]. flight pass. I gave him my passport and. the guy said, "This doesn't have your. name on it." I said, "What?" Yes, it. does. He goes, "It doesn't say Bobby's. mom.". That's so funny. It was very funny. That's a very I was like, "Good on that. guy." To answer your question, Greek. women are hairy. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. It's. a little hairy. It's just a scientific. answer. It's a It's a It's just a fact.

You guys are more hairless like sphinx. cats. Yeah. We're a little more hairy. Now that you're black, you must have. loved Sinners. The show Sinners, the movie. Oh, yeah. Oh, I didn't see it. I want to see it. Wow. You would love it. Is that Michael. B. Jordan? Yeah. I really like Did you. see it? No. Yeah. I do think I do think. uh I do think I'm 2025 will mark the end. of my. uh Hollywood. That's what are you doing? You're done. I I think after 2025 I. think I'm not I am no longer going to.

try to be in stuff. Yeah. I think this. is it. Why? I think I just don't want to. do it anymore. I hear you. I think I'm. out. I think I'm out, too. You just. named four projects you're working on. Yeah, I know. But Karate Ghost, Gutter. Markers, these smaller like J drug jug. jun what was it? Gutter markers. I was. in a movie called Guttermuckers with Jim. normal named film with Jim Belalushi and. Leslie Jones and Elanor Kagan's in it. Love her. We should all do like a. podcast movie. We're doing one right now.

about our podcast and like murder and. violence. Who dies? I don't know. Why? So, do you think it's just not It's not. It's not It's dead. It's dead. So, Hollywood is dead. Yeah. No, it's alive. Yeah. If you're part of an elite group. that is no is getting all the money. If. you're on an Apple show, right? Yeah. I. mean, you saw the studio that might have. had everybody and their [ __ ] brother. in it. Yeah. Except for us. Us. Does it. pay well like it used to or Apple? Apple. does. Yeah. If you're one of those guys, if you're a name, it pays well. Would.

you choose between doing Bad Friends or. the studio? What would you pick? Studio. Bad. What do you mean if you had to. choose two career paths? You could be in. the studio. Mhm. Or you can just keep. going as a lead. Like if I was Ike's. role. Sure. I would do that instead of. Bad Friends. Wow. You mean forever? That's Yes. No, I. do bad. Okay. Thank you. Well, this last. This is more meaningful unless just to. do a role on a show. Everyone, you heard. it for her first. Apple TV Plus is. reportingly losing a billion per year. What do they care? They make phone. Bobby just bought a new phone. He's.

helping. Oh, wow. It doesn't matter. That's not even They can lose all the. money in the world. That show had. literally every star that's around in. it. But losing a billion a year is not a. great business model. It doesn't matter. What does Apple as branding? Yeah, that's just what they would spend on. advertising. What is Apple gross a year? Not even [ __ ] net. What are they. gross? Trillions. That's for now until Trump moves. Apple's annual revenue for last year was. $391 billion. Yeah. That's because. Chinese slaves make it. But we're going.

to bring the factories back here and. these guys are going to go back to work. and make it. A so they're going to be. more expensive and their profit margins. are going to be less. The whole world's Bob. Do you know her? Karate. Karate. This is a selfie. Do I. know her? [ __ ] off. Jean. Jean. What's. your favorite movie? Karate.

Is this a What is this? A trans quiz. Oh, trans quiz. Oh, and should I take. it? Yes, I'll take the trans quiz. It's. totally straight, by the way. All right. And if you feel weird about it, just. pretend. Okay, let's play the Let's play. the game. Let's see. Yeah. Yeah. Continue. Is this person born female or. trans or trans? Born female. Born. female. Trans. All right. Which one am I. putting down? Well, he says born female. Yeah, I said trans. I was good. Good. Yep. Oh, this is the quiz. Next. question. I'm one for one. Oh, zoom in a. little bit. Can you zoom in a little bit.

more? The whole thing, the page. Oh, here we Woman born female. Transexual. Transexual. That's a woman. Dude, you're. wrong twice. Oh, [ __ ] See, that's what. I mean. Ban it. I don't even know the. difference. Uh, trans. Woman. Uh, trans. Wow. Woman. Woman. What the [ __ ] We're. gay again. Yeah. Yeah. Trans. Trans. Trans. Trans. Trans. Trans. Trans. I. Yeah, I know her. That's a She's famous. Yeah. Yeah. Thanks, Trans. She was the iPhone girl.

Yeah. Trans. Trans. Oh, trans. Trans. Trans. Yeah. Yep. Trans. Trans. Trans. No. Real. That's a. woman. That's where they get you. That's. where you get you. Trans. Trans. No. No. Yeah. Ban it. You got to ban it. You got to ban it. You got to ban it. Yeah. We're confused. Yeah. Yeah. I get that. It's I know a. lot of people say this, but it is kind.

of like a burger and a Beyond Burger. Exactly. Put depending on the condiments. you put on it. You just have to put the. right condiments on it. Exactly. It's. close. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. so much for backing me up on this. And I. can tell the difference, dude. If. something I don't think you could. If I. like USDA. Okay. I I like I like it. verified. I'm just saying if something's. got tits and a nice ass, that's a that's. a C plus. It's getting a 75 on a test. Yeah, that's true. And the face. And the. face is Yeah. If the face is beautiful.

Beautiful. Oh, come on, guy. This is all. you guys. Yeah. You know what my our. prediction is? Yeah. I think Yiannas, you will get there. You'll get there. You'll get there. We'll get you there. We'll get you there. Hey, boys. Yeah. You guys want to go to Thailand? I. promise I won't. Yeah. Yeah. You guys. want to go to Thailand? I would never do. that. No. No. Why? I I think I I I would. like to be a voyer. [Music]. [Laughter]. You're a window shopper. I'm a window. shopper. Yeah. Um cocking. I'm seeing. somebody now and she's great. You know.

what I mean? So, you know, I like Who. are you? Yeah. Yeah. The spell worked. from Andria. What do you mean it worked? A while back. Holy [ __ ] Holy [ __ ]. dude. The spell from Andria worked. We. paid for a spell. to be put on Bobby or Tim to spell to. the world. How did we do? I don't even. know how to It worked. We put two. spells. We put two love spells out. there. Irresistible Allure and Rival be. gone because of uh the movie. Wow. Wow.

Wait, so this is a Somebody put a real. spell on him. No, you pay this woman. Andria to put a spell out to the world. to give you what you want. Holy [ __ ]. And it's only 30 bucks. Whatever you want, dude. Yeah, that's. what you name it. Do it. Yeah. What do. you want. from the discussion about a television. deal? You want a television deal? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Television deal. Nah, I. don't want to pay for that. 30 bucks. It's not my We get a percentage though. of his deal. You know, he's going to.

bail when it gets, you know what I mean? I want What I want is for my two. friends, Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino to. have everything that they want in their. life to live well, have health, have. happiness, have spirituality, peace. That sounds like a curse, not a curse. It's not a miracle shop. What did you. just say, [ __ ] It's not a miracle. shop. Give me back the residual shirt. Yeah, you pig. I got you a shirt. I. thought for sure you'd be more. appreciative. You sloppy pig. You didn't. even care. Love it. You didn't even. care. All right, [ __ ] it. I just I want.

St. Laurent sneakers. Okay, get him some. YSL shoes. All right, let's What size. What size feet are you? I'm 10. Yeah. Can you put the spell out there? Yeah. These are St. Laurent. How much are. they? $750. $750. the low top. Like, so. if we put 30, it's a good investment. I'll get it for 30. Now, when you wear. those, do you think people care? I. [ __ ] care. Oh, exactly. You like. that? I want to impress my black friend. that I got nice sneakers. I like them. shoes. Yeah. I saw them I saw them Air. Maxes when you came in. That's right. I. said, "My boy Janice got them clean Air.

Maxes on." You hurt? Yeah. Do you promote your special? Promote. Well, thanks for having me on to promote. the special. Well, we're happy that you. came on. You guys got quite an audience. and I appreciate that. So then number. two, check out my special. And number. two, what? History hyenas. Check that. out. Yeah. Love him. Love him. Love both. of you. Check out our podcast. We're. back together. It's great. Yeah. Um you. think you know he's going to betray you. again. I knew that was coming. But you. know he is, right? He's talking to us. about it. He told us he's plotting it. Yeah. Yeah. So you got to get mentally.

prepared when he sabotages you. Yeah. You know what I mean? Well, that Let's. 30 bucks. Tell that chick. That's. actually true. And let me ask you. something. Um, how could you forgive. him? Yeah. Betrayal. It's a betrayal. Betrayal. You know why we broke up? Vaccine. Vaccine had us thinking weird. You both. got you. We both took the Fiser. Oh, yeah. Single shot. That did that. Yeah. That [ __ ] Yeah. I'm sorry. That's all.

Fouchy. Yeah, it's all Fouchy. Oh, Fouchy did. Fouchi's fault. What a guy. Yeah. Well, you know what? They're. making big changes over there. Yeah. Yeah. Why not? So, why not? Yeah. Yeah. So, you know, it's worn off. We're back. We're good. Okay. People are loving it. It's happy times. Good times. You are. you still You're not working for ICE. anymore. You're done. I'm done for ICE. for the time being because it's brutal. That was Yeah. When History Hang is. ended, I had to I went got a job at ICE. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. And I couldn't take it. anymore. You just couldn't screaming.

It's a lot. Yeah. Just the screaming. At. first, I enjoyed it. You still friends. with Steven Miller? He's That's a. friendship and a bond that can't be. I've known him since we were little. kids. Okay. Okay. And we just see eye to. eye on everything. All right. You know. what makes me happy? It makes me happy. to know that this show is still as. stupid as it's always been from the. beginning because I see a lot of our. podcast pals or people in our sphere. that are taking these shows to a level.

that we don't go to. Which is what? Well, they're all having like. politicians on. Tim got [ __ ]. interviewed by like CNN. Yeah. I was. like, "What in the [ __ ] is going on?". Yeah. We stay here. Same with hyenas. We. just We stay right here right here. Yeah. Yeah. And I saw that they had. Bernie on on Schultz's show. Yeah. What. the [ __ ] is going on? He's not coming. here. Bernie. We had David Mamemoth. Yeah. Ben. Affleck. Yeah. But that's rad. We got We.

got people that they can't get. Yeah. No, it's not that they can't get him. Well, they can get him, but we got him, too. I just don't think we want politicians. show. No, no, no, no. I think that's a. strange word. Keep a judge. I'd have. He's gay. Yeah. No thanks. Ban it. Uh, no. No, no. It's getting a little. muddled, right? It's getting a little. What's going on? I just think we're I. just think podcasting. comedy podcasting is entering this world.

of like news or something. Yeah. And. people are taking it serious and it's. not. Well, there was an article after. the election about how legacy media. doesn't have the, you know, um power it. once had and that podcasting is now, you. know, I mean, replacing some of that, you know. I That's not good. We. shouldn't replace it. This should be its. own thing. Yeah. This is its own form of. music. Do you know what I mean? Well, you know, like the news on TV was like. the dictatorship, the regime, and then.

the internet was like uh an American. military coup and uh then there was a. vacuum and now comedians and like. grifters are like uh warlords or like. news warlords. We're warlords. Yeah, we're not warlords. No. What are we? We're like, you guys are like funny. warlords. Yeah, you the dictator would. be in control and give it. Now you're. like marauding warlords in control of. your own fftom. Wow. Bad and Tim's got.

his thief. We're all warlords. Yeah. Filling this vacuum, but also I mean. from this coup. We also I mean you. probably know more than me probably, but. um I don't know much in the world. Yeah. I only know what I read this morning. Yeah. So me too. So my point is is that. we don't know enough to have these. people on. We are goofy. Yeah. It's a. comedy podcast. Imagine Bernie Sanders. coming. It's great. It's great to be. here. And Bobb's like, "What does your. penis look like?" Yeah. Yeah. Well, no, I wouldn't say that. Why you your. [ __ ] mind? Why would I say that? What.

would you say? I'm Bernie Sand. I go, "What are your political?" I don't know. But my point I wouldn't say that about. your dick. You'd get to penis somehow. Is your [ __ ] gray? Okay, that'd be. one of them. Yeah, you're right. Is it. though? It brings big numbers, right? That's probably why people do because. everyone's like talking. It didn't used. to be this way. It didn't used to be. everyone was into politics. Now even. kids are into politics. Yeah. When I was. like 12, I would just be like, "Smell my. fingers." Now people are like, "What's. your position on Israel Palestine?". You're like, "You're 12 years old, guy.". Yeah. Well, I I know your position.

What's my position? I'm not going to say. it. Say it. Yeah. Do you standing. strong? I'll tell you. You're standing. strong. That's all I know. Standing. strong. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And probably. on the wrong side of history. Well, what. is my position? I have no idea. You just. said it. I don't know. You know, I'm. definitely on the right side of history. Okay. Yeah. You on the right side or. wrong? I'm looking at the map. What is. the right side? The right side. The. right. You mean the right the literal. right side? Well, let me see. The That's. interesting. The right be the right. side. That's right. Yeah. Over there. I mean, even I don't think people even know what.

we are politically. What? Our fans. Our. fans. Really? Yeah. They Well, it's. interesting to see the guesses. A lot of. people like to guess. Yeah. You guys are. a couple of uh Republican kids. Hardcore. Republican kids. Hardcore Republican. All right. Interesting. He's against. immigration. Who is? Right. Look, let me tell you something. I used to. work at a coffee shop called the uh. Panickin in La Hoya. Yeah. And every. morning, the only friends I had there. were the Hispanic old men that were.

working in the kitchen. Thou dost. protest too much. This is all a cover. for all. Um I had a bond with them. Oh. yeah. That was what? Yeah. This is what. people do when they try to cover for the. fact that they want all all of them out. I'm not done with the story. Okay, go. ahead. Right. So, I had this experience. with them, you know, me every morning. and then I called ICE and they're gone. I knew it. I knew it. Well, it's so. close to the border. It's like they had. to go far. Yeah. No, I I I really love.

those guys, you know, and um to me, they're just hardworking people that. just, you know, um they came from a. place where um they couldn't really. afford to feed their families and they. came here and they they're doing the. work that normal people don't want to. do. And um I have no problem with that. I agree. And we're all normal people. Normal people. Nor Wow. Americans don't. want to do. Wow. But you call them. normal people. So they're abnormal. people. No, they're not. They're normal. as well. So, but why' you say the. they're normal in an abnormal way?

Well, I will say we got a couple. immigrants here and and and he does a. job nobody wants to do. So, that is. true. Anyway, Yiannis, look in the. camera and say thank you for being a bad. friend. Thank you for being a bad. friend. Woo! Woo! [Music].