Bobby Is Distressed | Ep 328 | Bad Friends

You two are bad friends. >> Who are these two idiots? >> A white dude and an Asian dude. You two. are disgusting. >> Well, you two are something. >> We're bad friends. >> Oh my god. How long was I in the. bathroom when we at the restaurant? >> So long. >> 20 minutes at the restaurant. The moment. I took my last bite, I was like, >> "Yeah, >> I had to go immediately.". >> That was bad news bears. I should have. wrote that girl and been like, "Not a. good recommendation." [laughter]. >> Yeah. my stomach. The moment I finished.

my eggs, I was like, hm, >> I think this is [laughter]. >> I think this is bad. >> We both. That was at that restaurant. >> Mine was prolonged. >> His was his was an hour later. >> Yeah. >> Was yours loose or did you have to. >> Dude, I I want to know the consistenc. consistency. >> You ever been to Niagara Falls? >> Now I get it. >> Identical. >> I understand. >> Identical. >> I Yeah, I do Pompei. [laughter]. >> Yeah. Yeah. Mine are Pompei, but you do. Niagara Falls. Niagara Falls. >> Yeah. Mine's an explosion,

>> dude. That reminds me. >> Last Well, let me just I want to add on. to the poop. >> Go. Yeah. More poop. >> Yeah. Yeah. So, last night I'm having. dinner with my friend Jean. >> and Andrea Jin hangs out. >> Jin. >> Yeah. And we're sitting there. We're. eating at a nice Korean barbecue, right? And she's sort of like [snorts]. repositioning, >> shifting. >> She's shifting. Shifting. >> Yeah. Yeah. She sh She is like like. Tatonic plates. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, like the world is doing. >> And by the way, it's going to it's going. to break eventually. >> Yeah, exactly.

>> Plates keep touching each other. >> Oh, there's also like icebergs detaching. from, >> you know, there's some stuff going on. here. But anyway, um let's get back to. [laughter]. >> Yeah, I'm an environmentalist. But like. [laughter] I really am. I mean, Super. Elino, the whole thing. All right. Anyway, um things are shifting. But my. point is is this. She's shifting in her. chair and I go, "You got a shit?" And. she's like, "I do." I go, "Well, they. have a bathroom here." And she goes, "I. don't do public bathrooms.". >> Oh, I know that. Yeah.

>> And I go, "You live pretty far away.". She, "I know. I just I'm fine." I go, "No, I can tell when shift people are. shifting.". >> You can tell a. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I go, "You have 8. minutes. [laughter]. It's going to break away.". >> You see the doomsday clock? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And she goes, "You're right." And she just gets up, gets in her car, and then when she. textes me later, she goes, "I was right. on time.". >> Wow. And I knew the shifts, you know. what I mean? I I know about. environmental shifts. I also know about. shifts. >> 8 minutes. >> Yeah. 8 minutes she got raised home.

>> You've been there. >> Oh my god. >> The timing is like if it was a second, you know what I mean? Later, it would. have been a disaster. >> Yes. >> Yeah. >> Chernobyl. >> Chernobyl. >> It would have been It would have been. the end of the end of the end. I I did. that one on the way from the airport. I. threw up in my front yard. I got all the. way to the house, [laughter]. got out of MY CAR, [screaming]. >> and my dog came out. >> Yeah, dog. They're confused about it. >> They have no idea why you throw up. When. you throw up in front of a dog, they do. they go like this. >> Yeah. Why? Why do people leave.

Chernobyl? >> Yeah. What? They shouldn't have taken. off. >> I'm just saying. >> Stick around. >> No. No. What I'm saying is I saw the. Chernobyl HBO show. That was a great. show, right? But what I'm saying is. there's a wildlife there. >> Of course. >> Yeah. And there are wolves and dogs. there. They're blue. [laughter]. >> They're blue, right? Look, they're blue, right? Yeah, but they're alive and they. survived, right? >> So, why can't we have white walkers over. there? >> Blue people. >> Blue people. >> Well, that's a mouth on the side of its. face. [laughter].

>> Yeah, >> that one's tough. >> That one's hard. Oh, um, speaking of. that photo, I want to tell you another. thing. I was I want to say this the. other day, >> right? We talked about assimulations the. other day. >> Oh, we did? >> Did we not? >> Yeah. >> I know you had other things to say. Am I. interrupting you? >> No. I'd like you to I don't remember. >> I will give you the opportunity to talk. right now. >> I don't want it. What are you going to. say about simulations? >> I'll tell you what I'm going to tell you. about simulations. >> Tell me. Tell me. >> And you try to explain this. Got it. >> All right. So, there's a legend by my. neighborhood. >> And there's a deep legend. >> Only in your neighborhood. >> Only in my neighborhood there's a. legend. Okay.

>> Okay. And there's a legend that there's. a coyote, right, with a tumor on its. face. >> Tumor on its face. Just like a big lump. on its. >> No. >> It's El Man. Oh, [laughter] yeah. And I. there's a couple of jokes I want to say. that I can't say cuz we're going to have. to cut them out. So, I'm not even going. to say them, right? But it's alpha man, you know, and it's like um then a month. ago or two months ago, Kala Kala, my ex. goes, I saw it and she took a photo of.

it and tumor, right? >> Tumor, coyote tumor, >> right? But then I was with my girlfriend. and we're driving down the street and. he's standing in the middle of the road, right? And he has a bird. hanging out on his head. >> Oh yeah. >> Not moving. It wasn't like flying around. his head like flies or whatever. It was. just like. >> Do you have a picture of this? >> No, I don't have a picture of it. >> How did you not capture a bird on a. coyote? >> Cuz I'm not I don't work for National. Geographic.

>> You quit that job. >> I quit that job, too. Yeah. Yeah. I I. don't like rainforests. >> Okay. [laughter]. >> Yeah. Yeah. I get sweaty, you know, and. I break out. You mean? So, but it there. was a bird just chilling, a white bird, and I and I have my girlfriend to. defend. Uh, she saw it, too. I go, "That's interesting.". >> Once again, the white's riding on the. back of somebody. [laughter]. >> I know. >> Just riding on the backs of a brown. >> brown, you know, tumorfaced. >> Well, he's doing all the work. >> And the white No, but no, but she was. the gr was just chilling and I'm like,

that's never been seen in nature. >> I've never seen something. >> I've never seen anything like. >> No, it never goes. >> Yeah, it never does happen. But that's. what I saw. Is that incredible? >> It's amazing. >> Is that a simulation or is that just. life magic? >> Little bit of life magic, but I do. believe simulation comes into play there. for sure. >> Yeah. What is that? >> Is that an. >> also tumor? >> So, so look at the black dog right. there. That you had it on the point. >> This is going to make me so sad. >> No. No. The one down right there. Yeah, that one right there. That's what what. it looks like. That's what What's. >> No, that I like that. >> Yes. You do like it.

>> I would cuz I like I like animals that. have a little uh what do they call it? >> Tumor. [laughter]. What did. >> what did Bobby from King of the Hill. call it? Wabishabi. >> Yeah. Wobbishabi. >> Dogs got a little bit of wobbishi. >> So now imagine a coyote with a white. bird on its head. >> What does it mean when you see a white. bird on another animal? It's got maybe. this is a. >> it's a symbiotic relationship, >> but there could be it could be have a. deeper meaning socially. What does it. mean when you see a white bird sitting. on another animal?

Seeing a white bird getting on another. animal usually points to mutualism in. nature. The bird eats ticks and. parasites off the animal. It represents. a spiritual omen of peace, purity, and. unexpected partnerships. >> So, it does happen. >> Happens a lot. >> It's not a stipulation. >> No, it happens a lot. All right. >> Symbiosis. >> Symbiosis. Okay. >> Ecological symbiosis. >> Well, it's like when like you know um. those free those those freeloading fish. that riot on whales. M. >> I don't know what you I think.

>> you call it like the lees or the Bobby. >> Le [laughter] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sucker fish. >> I don't Yeah. Sucker fish. >> Remoras. Yeah. Yeah. >> Anyway, they um take a free ride. >> That's great. >> Yeah. That's me. >> Yeah. >> For sure. >> Yeah. And I I don't I don't take offense. of that. >> No, you shouldn't. >> Yeah. Yeah. I I you know, I I'll be. honest with you. My whole life has been. clinging onto somebody else's shirt and. just just going keep going. >> Sucker fish. >> I'm a sucker fish. >> You're a ramoros, >> right? And I suck the soul and and.

nutrients from whoever I'm riding. Right. >> Right. And then when they're deflating, I grab another shirt. >> Genius. [laughter]. >> Right. Keep going. What? >> We feel it. >> Yeah. You do. You're not somebody I've. clinged on to. >> ever. You cling on to me. >> Yeah. Yeah. And I'm trying to take a. scissors. [laughter]. >> All right. >> You cut right through his his uh shirt. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You think that you're. I'm clinging on to you. >> Mhm. >> Yeah. You're clinging on to me, dude. No. No, no, no. You guys are clinging on. to us, right? >> Who's clinging the most? >> Yeah.

>> Both of you. >> You're clinging on to both of us. >> Yeah. One hand on each shirt. >> And what is MOEN doing? >> Yeah. >> Like. >> dragging us down, too. >> Yes. >> No. No. Who No. Who are you? You're. clinging on to Andrew obviously the. most, >> right? So, but there's no hand on my. shirt. >> No, there's a there's like [laughter] a. finger. >> Oh. Oh, there's a hook. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's interesting. because last night I asked you, you know. what I mean? A very. friendshipike question. Oh, it was nice. >> It was a nice interaction. Then we had a. little phone phone. >> Yeah. And then we started talking and.

you started laughing. Said, "Never mind. I don't know why I called you.". >> Yeah. Because you said you had an old. soul. >> Yeah. The old soul thing is annoying. >> It's annoying. Yeah. Yeah. We're not. doing the list again. >> You said interesting though. >> I know. But I understand that, but we're. not doing the list. >> He also said, "Is is that to start the. show?" [laughter]. >> You're already at 10 bucks. >> I know. I just did an Elmo laugh. >> Yeah. No, I 55 bucks I owe you already. All right. So, that's it. We're not. playing this game. Con sle sle sle sle. sle sle sle sle sle slept over on my. house and I didn't want to have to wash. the sheets again so we asked him. politely to sleep on the floor and he. did. He slept on the floor. >> Why are you sleeping at Andrew's house?

>> Cuz we had to leave at 5 in the morning. >> Yeah. >> We had to go take a take a ride. >> down to where? San Diego. >> You did that show already in Delmare? >> No, no, no. I I took a ride down there. to go do a golf thing and came back. We. filmed it. >> and you filmed it. >> yesterday. >> Yesterday. >> Down and back same day. Got back by 2:10. p.m. >> That's a fun ride. >> It's It was actually not bad. No. Yeah. >> Coffee. We had some chats. Yeah. >> I tried to teach him some lessons about. life and all he wanted to do was rap to. the song that was on. [laughter]. >> Was it Kanye? >> Uh who who was on when you were. annoying?

>> Give me the loot. Give me the loot. [laughter]. >> Five$5 more dollars. >> Wow. Yeah. >> The funny thing is people are going to. think I made him sleep on the floor. >> Yeah. >> No, we didn't let him sleep in the. house. I said backyard is topnotch for. you, pal. >> You know, we watched social network. together though and I God I had a I had. a you know when you got an itch, you got. a scratch. I saw a clip on TikTok of. Social Network and I forgot how much I. like the movie. Yeah. >> So I said, "We're going to watch it." So. we rented it, watched it. >> Aaron Sorcin, >> genius, >> and Fincher combined.

>> Brilliant. >> It's like This is like a super team. >> It's a super team. >> It's a It's like an un unbelievably from. front to back, the movie has zero, and I. mean zero fat. There wasn't an ounce of. I'm getting bored. >> Yeah. >> It's amazing how good that movie is. Well, the reason why Sorcin does not let. actors, you know, um improvise is. because no, what I wrote is what I want. >> And that's why I mean, I don't know if I. told you the story, but remember that. other show that he did after West Wing?

It was about Sketch. >> Studio 60. >> Studio 60. So, I had an audition with. him in the room and I'd be reading with. Sorcin and I said, "Nah, >> you bailed.". >> Oh, yeah. >> Why? >> Because I It was. >> He had to memorize it. >> Yeah. Yeah, it was two pages of. dialogue, right? And I knew his. reputation of like word for word and I. was like, "Yeah, I can't do this.". >> It would have been hard. >> It would have been too hard. I mean, would you do it? >> You could have done it. [snorts]. >> Now, I think I could do it. >> I think you could have done it. >> No, I could have done I was too nervous.

>> I would have loved it. >> because I'm a huge Westwing fan and you. know what I mean? And that social. network is network. Is that what it. social network? Was that the movie? Yeah. Social. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I love. his work and I was like I can't I can't. shame myself. >> The risk was too high. It hadn't come. out at this point. >> What? >> Social network hadn't come out at this. point. >> Lost in. >> This was 2006. I was. >> Okay. Anyway, I was a Westwing fan. Can. I say that? >> Damn mushing button. >> You have an old soul. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Yeah.

>> You know what would have been clever? It's called the social network, right? >> Yeah. >> Wouldn't it have been funny if they. crossed out the word the. >> dropped the. >> Yeah, dropped the the knowing the. framing of the movie. the social network. I'm not telling. >> And we can't wait for meta. I mean, that's going to be. >> meta movie. >> The meta movie. >> Reckoning. >> The reckoning is what it's going to be. called. >> Is it really? >> Yeah. The social. >> I was just kidding. They're making. ANOTHER MOVIE. >> OH, I HAD NO IDEA. >> Starring uh uh. >> the bear guy. >> Jeremy Allen White. Uh I don't know the.

names. I'm very good. Mikey Madison. >> Yeah. >> And um. >> Strong. >> Yeah. Jeremy Strong. And I do not know. the gentleman on the left. >> Jeremy Strong. That's Aaron Sorin. >> That's Sorcin. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> And he looks. >> He looks good. >> He looks good. >> Yeah, he looks good. It looks Nolan. good. >> Okay. I was going to say he looks. different than what I remember. >> Yeah. >> He just looks He looks more mature. >> Yeah. But he still looks good for his. age. >> I know. I was just going to say it. didn't look like him at first. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It You know that it's. interesting. It's like you you you drive.

down the street and you got you see four. billboards with the same actors on it. >> Yeah. And and then you hear guys like um. my old friend Matt Jones. You know Matt? >> I love Matt Jones. >> Yeah. Yeah. He was in Breaking Bad. >> He played Badger. >> Yeah. And he's a great guy. >> He's going viral right now. >> He's going viral right now. >> He's going viral because he's talking. about actors not being compensated. fairly. >> Yeah. I mean it's I mean I've been out. of that game for a long time. >> Acting. >> No. In terms of like network, you know. what I mean? Series regular.

>> pilot season. >> Pilot season. That game. I think the the. last pilot I did was splitting up. together. >> Well, you're a offer only guy. >> Mhm. >> I mean, it literally says on your page. on your agent's website says offer only. Bobby Lee. >> Yeah. >> I It It seems like it's your pronouns. Offer only Bobby Lee. [laughter]. >> Okay. But my point is is that those days. are over for me, but um and it's not. it's not like I want it. >> No. Well, no. >> I don't want it. >> No. Yeah. >> Why bring it up? >> I'll bring it up because I feel bad for.

my friends. I see. >> you know guys like Matt when I see you. know. >> because the promise of the. strikes. >> were that work was going to stay in Los. Angeles and blossom and bloom and actors. were going to get more work and crew was. going to get more work and that was a. lie and it didn't turn out to be true. and people are working less than ever. and they're getting paid less than ever. so it was all. >> and that's what you get when you use a. hobbit as SAG president [laughter]. RIGHT YOU DON'T [cheering and screaming]. USE PEOPLE FROM MIDDLE Earth right in.

AND BRING THEM TO HOLLYWOOD, >> RIGHT? To run stuff. >> That's so funny, >> RIGHT? FARM, HAVE BABIES, dance on tables. >> That's right. >> With jugs of beer if that's what you're. honor, I don't want him a union president. [laughter] I don't Bor. >> who should be the union president. Who. should be the SAG union president for. actors? >> It could be a variety of people. >> It was Fran Dresser for a long time. >> Yeah. Yeah. I like her. Her her what?

Let's do her voice. >> She would leave voicemails on your she. would call actor's phones. >> Yeah. >> Hi, it's Fran Russer. >> Remember to vote. >> Yeah, that I like. >> The current one is Sean Aston as Bobby. was saying, right? >> The Hobbit. >> He's the president. >> Sam Wise Gami. Sam Wise Gami is the. president of SAG. [laughter]. >> That's great. >> Yeah, I don't like it. >> I love it. >> Yeah, it's. >> it's Rudy. >> YEAH, IT'S R. I DON'T WANT RUDY. HE. LOST. HE PLAYED ONE GAME. [laughter]. DID HE NOT LOSE? >> He played one game. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I hated that movie.

growing up growing up. >> Did you like that movie growing up? It's. like what a loser. >> God, I know that [laughter]. just the just the just the obvious. difference of you and I is I loved that. movie. >> That's the difference. >> I love that movie. >> Why Why did you love it? >> Well, it's sports, so I like sports. >> I I I love the movie um Hooers. Is that. a movie? >> Is that a movie? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Yes, it is. >> That was a really good movie. >> Such a phenomenal movie. That was a. phenomenal movie. >> What was the movie about? >> It was about the Indiana basketball. team. And what? >> Um, what's that? Coach King. No. Um,

Bobby Knight. Is that Bobby Knight? >> No. >> Oh, but wasn't Bobby not the Indiana? Um, >> this movie was not about him. It. predates him. >> It predates him. I I don't remember, but. I remember watching. It's like when you. watch that baseball movie with Robert. Bradford. I don't know what it's called, but I remember it was natural. >> The natural. Yeah, >> that was a great movie. >> About what? >> It was about baseball. [laughter]. >> Okay. >> And who was the lead guy in Hoosiers? What's his name? >> I don't remember. the one of the most. famous actors of all time. >> I haven't seen who I don't know what. you're doing right now. I'm just telling.

you I've seen sporting event movies and. >> but you don't like them because you. don't remember them. So they obviously. didn't have an impact on you whatsoever. >> All right. What I'm saying is is that I. can't tell you who I've never seen Benam. Blackbe. >> Really? >> Yeah. >> Such a good movie. >> Is it really? >> The best. You want to know what the best. soccer movie is? Ladybugs. >> Oh yes. >> Ladybugs is one of the funniest soccer. movies of all time. >> That's a Ladybug. >> Oh movie. >> Rodney Dangerfield and Ladybugs. It's. absolutely hilarious. >> Okay. >> Could you make this today? >> No. Okay. >> Do you know what the theme of this is?

>> It's Let me guess based on the photo. >> Just look at that photo. Tell me what. you think it is. >> It's about a grandfather who has a. granddaughter, right? And he's like, "Hey, you mean no [laughter] one's no. one's coaching your team, right? We're. going to win the championship." Hey, >> you nailed it so far. >> Have I really? >> No. >> All right.

>> [laughter]. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> I love that movie. >> Yeah. Yeah. He's probably not running. like that. >> He does. No. Well, >> he's not. First of [laughter] all, >> in my memory. >> Okay. Ready? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Hey, this is going to be funny real. fast. This is going to make you laugh. >> Okay. Go ahead. >> This is just the coincidence is crazy. Hi. >> What song have I been humming a lot in. the shower? A lot. I've been humming it. a lot lately. The a theme to something. >> Oh, the Rudy theme. [laughter].

>> All right. I'll talk to you later. >> Okay. Okay. >> Bye. Bye. >> Bye. Bye. Okay. So, >> I've literally been humming it for some. reason. This is so coincidentally weird. lately in the shower. and she's like, "Shut up. Stop it.". >> Yeah. >> All day in the shower. I love that. movie. >> You know what? I You know what? I hum. >> That's what I hum. >> Oh, I know what that is.

>> What? >> A League of Their Own. >> No. >> Very good baseball movie. >> Yeah. [laughter] You know what that is, right? >> Yes, dude. Okay. John Favro. >> A Favro beginning. >> The Favro Beginning. So, let me tell you. what Ruby Rudy is about. I I seen it one. time. >> Okay. >> It's a kid who's smaller. [laughter]. >> It's you, by the way. >> Okay. It's a success story from a tiny. man who just give up. >> So Vince is in it. >> We met Favro. >> That's how he they met. That's how. Favro, John, and who else met? The guy a. Christmas story. What's his name?

>> Peter. >> That cuz I know all three of them. Cuz I. did a um a charade night. [laughter]. >> What do you call it? A charade night. >> This is a Michael Bay night. >> No, no, no. It's not a Michael Bay. It's. where like, you know what I mean? Where. you have to act things out. You know, >> charades. Yeah, I did a charade night. for some reason. I don't know why I was. there. >> Whose house? >> Vince's house. >> Okay. >> It was me, Vince. It was John Favro. It. was Peter Peter Billingsley. >> NO, THAT'S NOT THIS IS IN THE LATE '9S.

>> THAT'S THE MOST HOLLYWOOD OF ALL. TIME. >> THEY WEREN'T EVEN THEY HAD JUST DONE. SWINGERS. >> HUGE. >> OKAY. ANYWAY, ANYWAY. YEAH. YEAH. I now realize that's how. they met. >> Yeah. Rudy Rudy on Rudy. >> So, now do you like Rudy? >> No, I don't. >> And I'll tell you why. Okay. It's Let me. just explain you. Get it off. >> Cultural phenomenon. >> All right. Just get it off. All right. >> That was our generation's obsession. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I want to tell you. what it's about. It's a guy who's small, right? He can't make it into the big um. football team because he's too small.

>> Can't make the big show. >> The big show, right? I can't That's. rude. >> No, I'm saying it's a I made it to the. big show. >> Because why? >> Cuz of you. >> Cuz we let you in the game. >> Okay. All right. [laughter] But I've. done more than one game. >> You did? Yeah. So I'm not Rudy. >> You're not. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He did one game. >> He played in a game. >> in the last three minutes of the game. >> Maybe less. [laughter]. >> Right. >> Maybe it was one play. >> Right. And then he gets a touchdown. >> No, >> he doesn't even get a touchdown. He.

doesn't get a touchdown. >> He gets a sack. >> Plays on defense. >> Oh, he plays on defense. So he gets a. sack. >> Defense. >> and the whole plays cheers. >> Yeah, they look Carlos. >> It's very hokey. Like Yeah. No, it the. payoff isn't there. >> for him and you're living through him in. that moment. He's supposed to inspire. you. >> It's an inspirational film about a guy. who who wasn't supposed to make it there. and got there anyway. That's you. [laughter]. Do you think someone thought the little. Asian guy from Powe, >> the drug addict from musician from Powe,

the hip cool guy, the little hip weirdo. Korean whose dad owns a fashion gal. store in Powe was going to become a mega. superstar comedy guy? >> Bobby Bobby. Bobby Bobby Bobby. [laughter]. Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding. ding ding ding ding ding [laughter] ding.

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on the team. >> All right. You're on the team. All. right. So, it's just a story of a hero. >> Yeah. Yeah. And I don't I I think the. payoff is not big enough for me. >> Okay. >> [laughter]. >> I don't even know THE SONG. I'M BASING the song based on what you. just ate. Let me just try to try to do. it. [laughter]. >> Is that what Am I close? >> Yeah, you're close. It's very close. >> I've never heard of that song before. >> It's good enough. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Well, give me one theme song from a. movie that sticks in your brain.

>> Um, >> okay. But give me not That's so obvious. Give me one that. >> What are you doing? >> But everybody knows that. >> Give me one that only you love that you. remember. >> Okay, this is going to be hard to do. >> Yeah, let me hear. >> American Psycho. [groaning].

What is that? >> Can you guys guess? >> At the beginning, I thought it was very. good. >> No, no, no. >> But any Star Trek. >> Hereditary. >> Oh, wow. >> Very good. >> Not one of us got it. >> No. >> But that's if you if you're a fan of. Hereditary, you know that that's what. happens. And that movie, seen that movie. a thousand times when Peter walks up.

those stairs, which is, you know, and he. gets transformed into King Payman, right? That's the song. It's very like. hornsy, >> right? And then all of a sudden it. becomes very dystopian and dark and then. these horns that kick in. [screaming]. >> It's so horrifying. >> You're Han Zimmer. >> Yeah, >> dude. I am. >> You are Hanim. The tone was. >> So you asked me now. I I want aside from. Rudy. [laughter] You bastard.

Right. And you can't be hacky. You can't. do ET. You can't do Superman, right? Give me something that like is as that. specific like that. >> As specific as that? >> Yeah, it's got to be as specific as. that. face. [crying]. >> I know what it is. >> What? >> Ghostbuster. >> Oh yeah, baby. >> That's not specific. That's hacky.

Specific. >> That's hacky. What you going to call? It's a. ghostbuster. [laughter]. What you going to call? It's a. ghostbuster. That's hacky. Give me. something specific. The Asian. Ghostbuster is so good. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Who you going to call? It's a ghostbuster. [laughter]. All right. Now, give me something. specific. >> Okay. A specific movie. A theme song. from a very specific movie.

>> Yeah. >> Well, I've sung you the ones that I. love. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You. put me in a corner, right? I dug my way. out. >> How do I put you in a corner? I just set. you up. I go, "Give me a. >> Yeah. And I did. I went Star Wars and. went too hacky.". >> How was the hack? It's just I You That. was easy. >> Iconic. >> It's iconic. >> Iconic. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Top of the line. >> Um. >> Oh. Oh. Oh, I got one. >> All right. >> I got one. Hold on. All this sound in my. head and now I'm trying to hear the. theme. >> Um, >> I'm trying to do it. Hold on. >> Yeah. >> Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Oh,

I have to hear it. >> Okay. [laughter]. I know you know what what's this? It's a. TV show. Where everybody knows your. name. >> Cheers. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. But you didn't say it, Carlos. >> Oh, I thought you were asking him. >> No, I said the group. It's It's a. competition. >> Okay. >> Okay. Okay. >> How about this one? >> Competing. >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> What is it? San Francisco. >> Seinfeld. >> Oh, Seinfeld. >> I love when the guy who did the Seinfeld. soundtrack. [laughter]. >> That's a bass. It's like a.

Yeah, you're right. Yeah, you're right. That's. >> Did you ever see that guy composing? Cuz. every, you know, every theme was. different. >> Yeah. >> Do you know this? He wrote it and every. theme he would do based on the episode. Do you not know this? It was pretty. impressive. There's a video about That's. the video. I think. >> his video is incredible. >> Yeah. >> He talks about how he changes it. depending on the joke structure that. Jerry does in the intro. [laughter]. >> Stop it. It's amazingly interesting. And. from a guy who's a music guy, you'd. think you'd appreciate the idea that he.

created it. >> All right, there's some stuff that I. want to talk about now. A video, >> American Experience, The Forgotten. Plague. It's about tuberculosis. I watch. every American Experience by PBS, by the. way. >> Good. >> Yeah. Yeah. I love watch, you know, just, you know, I mean, these random. facts. >> Someone has to keep that channel alive. [laughter]. >> And I donate to PBS, by the way. >> How much? It's just like 80 bucks a. year. >> That's not a lot. >> $80 a year? >> Yeah. Yeah, but that's a lot.

>> No, >> that's not a lot. >> Need more. >> Okay. Maybe I'll the next year I. redonate, I'll do 250, 300. >> Okay. >> Okay. And And [laughter]. >> if you want to keep PBS alive, >> I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE KEEPING PBS ALIVE. >> YOU need to But. >> yeah. Yeah. There's all YOU SHOULD BE. EVERYONE SHOULD BE sering public. broadcasting. >> 12. The average individual donation. including uh PBS NPR is roughly 1250 a. month. An average of 140 or to 150 a. year. You're less than the average. donation from people who don't have good.

jobs and they still give. They usually. require a minimum of $5 per month or $60. a year to unlock demanding streaming. features. So you did it so you could. stream PBS Passport. >> Yes. [laughter] PBS Passport. >> We know why you did it. So he could. stream PBS Passport. >> Yeah. I want to watch the shows, dude. You know what I mean? But I watch all. the shows, you know. >> Shame. >> It is. It is shame on me, dude. And I. And if you're PBS, I apologize. And I. will donate more money. >> I won't. >> I know you won't, but because they have. interesting things in there. Some of it,

for sure. >> Some of it. Yeah. There's some. interesting things that I'm a big, you. know, um, Ken Burns fan. >> I love history and I love watching. historical, you know, and I didn't know. anything about tuberculosis to be honest. with you. >> You learn all of it now. >> Yeah. They had these tuberculosis. asylums here in LA which was at first. for the rich like come over the sun the. sunshine will um you know get you. healthy right so it was for the rich. they had these you know beautiful. asylums with courtyards people would.

playing cricket and stuff but then all. of a sudden the poor came [snorts] and. then LA WAS LIKE HEY especially black. people and brown people they're like oh. no no no no no right and it was like why. what's up. >> different kind of TV. >> it's what Yeah. BPTB. [laughter]. [laughter]. >> BPTV. >> BD. >> BPTV. But I thought Big Dick.

>> I thought you said Big Dick TV. [laughter]. >> Oh, BDTV. >> Yeah, BDTB. Yeah, that's what they had. >> That looks nice. >> No, those were the poorer ones. The ones. that um. >> That looks nice facing the window. >> I understand that. Yeah, but it was a. brutal disease. It killed one out of. seven Americans. >> It [laughter] did. >> What? >> It's funny you know that stat. >> I know. I I just I have just. >> I'm a weird guy. >> No, he just consumed this. >> I'm a weird guy and I consume weird. things. >> He will forget this in a year. >> No, [snorts] I will always remember one.

out of seven. >> Never forget. >> Okay. And in fact, note this down. A. year from now when we we're [snorts] on. this podcast, ask me that stat. >> and I'll know it. >> Well, one out of seven is pretty easy. Give me another. >> Why are you always downgrading me, dude? >> I'm upgrading you. >> No, no, you're Yeah, yeah. I did. hereditary, >> right? Which was a pretty good, you. know, >> I wasn't a competition. I just asked. you, "Hey, you name. >> you put me in a corner. I had to fight. my way out.". >> There was no painting. >> war. >> Rewind it. >> Uh, it's a war. >> Yeah, it's another thing. >> Yeah, I understand that. But we're done. with that. [laughter]. >> Oh, we are. >> Yeah, we're not doing it today. We did.

it for that one day. >> That's for the whole year. >> No, we didn't. We never made that. contract. >> Needs a college fund. >> Okay. So, I owe you 55 bucks from the. last episodes and that's it. [laughter]. Old soul anyway. Um, yeah. What? >> You're at 60 right now. >> I'm at $60. Whatever. >> 65? >> Yeah. >> What shirt is that? Is that a Ram shirt? >> No, it's a Cotton Citizen shirt. It's. >> But it says LA. What? >> It just says Los Angeles Cotton Citizen. It's like a brand in WeHo. >> Huh. >> That's a good shirt. But, you know, a. mone shirt. You want me to do it or no?

>> No. Oh, wow. >> What? You want to distress it? >> Yeah. >> Let me see. Stand up. >> It's a good shirt. >> I know. I don't want you to throw rocks. on it and put it in your pool or. [laughter] whatever. Throw it in coffee. >> You don't want in the coffee pool? >> No. >> But thank you. >> You don't want a Distressed by Bobby. >> No, I don't. I like. >> You know what? When we open up a. Distress by Bobby on Melrose, you can't. come to You can't come to the opening. >> Yeah, it's okay. >> No, no, it's not okay. >> It's not okay. >> Some Some people like new.

>> Yeah. [snorts]. >> Who are you talking to? >> Yeah. When I see somebody with a brand. new rock tea, it offends me to the core. >> This is a brand new rock tea. [laughter]. >> I know. I know. And what did I say. earlier? >> I didn't. >> in the other room. >> Uh, what? Oh, you love it. You were. like, I love. >> I I love your whole look. >> My pants. You like my slacks? Yeah. >> No, I like the brown the the light brown. with the slacks and the shoes. But in my.

mind, I'm like, I wish that shirt was. more distressed. M. >> No, I like this shirt. >> Yeah. Yeah, it offends me. >> You don't even know anything about this. shirt about who makes it and the under. That's what you don't know. You're Mr. Like, make it look old. This is cool. because it's not old because some people. can't get it. That's why it's nice cuz. it's a collaboration. Don't worry about. it. >> Oh god, you're snoody today, dude. >> Yeah, well, I like it. I like high-rising and. [laughter]. >> Yeah, I like it. Right, but um you're. offending me right now.

>> It's okay. >> Yeah, it's not okay. >> You know what I mean? You hit it hit a. nerve. >> That's a brand new rock shirt. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> But it's distressed. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. It's distressed a little bit. >> You distress me a little bit. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> You distress all of us. >> I I do. >> Interesting. >> Interesting. >> Interesting. All right. >> More dollars. >> Who dress distresses you most? And let's. be honest with you. With all of us. I. mean. Yeah. Okay. >> This is a fun game. >> Yeah. It's a great game. >> We We play this often. >> I love it. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I [laughter] love it. >> Andrew and I. And be honest with your. hearts, your soul. Please, please,

please. >> And be mindful and just be logical, >> please. >> None of you. You got. >> No, use your critical thinking. Use your. critical thinking. >> Who stresses you out more? >> Who distresses you out the most? >> Yeah. Distresses you out the most. >> Let's start with a Carlos. >> Oh, between the both of you, that's. easy. It's you. Cuz we go on tour. [clears throat] together and you tell. insane stories to millions of people. >> You knew that was going to backfire. That's insane. How did. >> I I I mean, you know, I I rock and roll. with you, so Okay. >> He's your boy. Yeah, >> you distress somebody's your boy.

>> I like wartime. >> War is fun. Next. [laughter]. >> Um, you're just like harder to read. So. sometimes I'm like, [snorts] is he like. upset about something or like why where. is this energy? When Andrew is upset, >> he lost his voice because of you. >> I know. When Andrew's upset, I know I. usually can understand you. Sometimes. you're a bit of a wild card, which is. what we love about you, but sometimes it. just it makes it a little more. distressed, but it's a part of working.

with Bobby. I wouldn't trade it for the. world. >> Wow. >> Well, nice. >> So, you. >> me. >> No, that's what he said. You. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. >> What about you? >> I'm going to go the other way, Bobby. >> Yeah. >> Nice. Good. Do that. That's nice. [laughter]. >> But is that the truth? Yeah. I I I don't. want you to go to the other way just. because the flow is you I mean against. me. >> You I never talked to you. So [laughter]. the only person who I talked to is. Sandra. So.

>> yeah. Okay. >> No stress to be had. Okay. Right. >> No stress to be had. >> Yeah. Because I I talked to Carlos the. most. >> Mhm. >> You know what I mean? >> And we can't talk we can't talk about. what we talk about, >> right? But you know I mean he knows me. inside and out and what I believe in. >> Yes. >> Yeah. Yeah. And you know, these are. things I cannot share out loud. One day. I will, you know what I mean? But um so. I think that's why we have a connection, but also you treat me like. >> Yeah. Yeah. But that's fine because. we've known each other for a long time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Mone. Um I uh I.

apologize, you know, and I will be more. um. >> No, you're. >> No, no, no. I I will be an open books. that you can read. >> Whoa. >> Yeah. Yeah. I will be an open book that. you can read. I was reaching out to you. last night because I was I was, you. know, want to have a we had a little. quick talk, right? >> And I'll [snorts] be an open book from. now on. Okay. And Andreas, good choice. Anyway, let's move on. [laughter]. >> Oh, people keep sending us this um guy. cuz he looks like Andreas. >> He's the He's the president of Serbia.

>> Alexander, he does look. >> He does look Andreas. Yeah. Under like. 15 years later. >> And what does he believe in? >> Yeah. What does he believe in? >> 25. >> Bad stuff. >> Alexander wants to reinstitute slavery. in most parts of the world. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He believes in sweat shops and. manual labor for brown people. >> Wow. >> Good old times. >> So, [laughter]. >> so he was the prime minister of Serbia. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Nice. >> What do you think of this Ivanka? Um. Jared Kushner buying this island.

>> in Algeria. [laughter]. >> You do? >> Someone's got to buy those islands. >> Yeah. But do you believe the story. >> that they just Yeah, I do. >> That they dived into the water. >> Yeah. barefoot. >> Yeah, I believe it. I think it's going. to be great. >> Swam. >> to some island, right? Walked. >> that was for sale randomly. >> It was randomly for sale. There was no. for sale sign on it, by the way. >> Well, they don't put them up anymore. >> They don't on island. >> Not an island. >> Oh, yeah. >> They used to. >> We should incorporate that back. For.

sale or not sale? >> And look at that. What is that? That's. the new fixer upper. $24 million island. Fix her upper. >> Wow. >> That's nothing for an island. >> For the whole island? 24 million. >> Wow. >> What do they want for Epstein's island? How much? That was for sale. >> No, no, let's not talk about that. >> No, but it was for sale for a long time. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I bought it. But. anyway, um. >> Yeah. I'm [clears throat] repurposing. >> Keep it exactly how it is. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> How much was uh Oh, yeah. Just so we. know. >> 60. >> 60 million. It was originally listed for. 125. Good deal. >> Almost half off is good.

>> Yeah. But there's a lot of protests in. Algeria right now. >> Why, >> dude? It's it's because there's. ecosystems there and animals. >> If you're putting it up for sale, it's. for sale. Don't put it up for sale. >> The government it wasn't for sale. They. went to the government and went, "Can we. buy this?". >> Yeah, it was a dead island. So, everybody wants money. The government is. at fault. They If government's willing. you to sell willing to sell anything. Hawaii is a state in the United States. >> I understand that. I. >> One of the islands is owned by. privately. >> I know.

>> Well, that doesn't that Okay. So, what. do you Who the [snorts]. >> But there's also an island for. themselves as well. Larry Ellison owns. that island of Lai. He could just. >> I know, but there's also an island that. that foreigners and people cannot go to. because it's an island for only. Hawaiians. >> You would do Right. Correct. >> Right. So my point though being is is. that it's tit for tat. >> No, this is an island that no one owns. There's no land. There's nobody there. So why not let someone's going to buy. it. Someone wants private land. >> If there is real estate to be sold, it's. going to get sold.

>> Yeah. >> Especially if it's valuable like a. island. $24 million. >> I don't agree with it. >> Awesome. >> Yeah, it's not awesome. >> It's rad. We're gonna get invited. We're. all going. >> Mone, are you? >> I'm with you, Bob. >> You are. >> He doesn't even know why. >> Who? Me? >> Mone. He doesn't even know why. >> You know why? Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. Why? >> Cuz I don't like those people. >> Oh, so that's why they can't buy the. island. >> Mhm. >> Oh, those that phrase has been told. before in real estate. That's not a good. phrase. I don't like those people. They. shouldn't be able to buy over there. >> Yeah. >> Interesting. >> Yeah. The opposite.

>> Opposite. I don't know, man. It's all. the same. Well, it's apparently a very. sensitive uh ecosystem. >> THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID. >> YEAH, but he who knows if they're going. to take care of it. You never know. >> No, they're not. You You think You think. it's not California. Albania is like a. corrupted place. They don't care about. their environment properly. >> No, they they joined NATO, right? They. used to be an oppressive government, right? And now they're free and they. want their independence and they care. about their little birdies. >> What What does that have to do with the. island? Yeah, because there's birds and.

and and animals that live on the island. that will be devastated by them building. a gigantic resort and ruining the. ecosystem. >> Too too bad. >> Yeah. I mean, why do you think there's a. super El Nino coming in next month and. you guys you guys can say whatever you. want about the Super Elino, right? And. go, "Oh, you're wrong." You know, I. mean, you don't know. But when you're. there, right, then all of a sudden. you're going to be like, "You were. right.". Why don't you give your house back then. to the animals that used to live up in. Moholland cuz you've displaced many.

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the show. >> That's right. Why don't you do that? Because I think that what you've done is. actually awful. You've displaced a lot. of species from. >> that house was built before for for way. before I buy. >> You're continuing the problem. >> What you sell your house then? >> I don't have a problem. I think. privatized island buys is good. I'm the. opposite. I say buy all the islands, have the most fun. Earth is coming to a. close. This is it. It's the end. Let's. rock. It's over. >> Desalinize the water. >> Yeah. It feel It feels like it's over. >> Yeah. So, who gives a. >> Yeah. That I I think that's what I'm.

feeling. The anxiety. It's over. >> It's over. I've accepted it. It's over. >> We're not going to save anything. >> We're not saving anything. >> No. >> You know what I mean? It's just like. it's these ice caps are just melting. Who cares about it, right? The Pacific. is warming up. You know what I mean? It. hasn't been like that since the 1800s. You know what I mean? We're, you know, it's Phoenix in 30 years be. uninhabitable. It'll be so hot. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. You want to move there? >> Not now. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Not if you just told me that. [laughter]. >> Oh, I see. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.

>> Yeah. Who gives a. >> Yeah. Yeah. So my point is is that no. one cares. >> It's all. >> but also. somebody's got to do something. >> No. >> Yeah. >> Not us. >> Why not us? [gasps]. >> I give PBS $8 a year, dude. >> Yeah. >> Right. >> Right. And you do your little c your not. little but your camp, you know what I. mean? For the Special Olympics. >> It's not little, it's huge. >> I know. Oh, Homers will be back again. this year. >> I know. And I will show up for your. events, right? And that's a because.

you're trying. >> I I just think it does. None of it. matters. It's all Hey, hey, how about this guy who swimming pool. full of coffee and distressing shirts. Fast fashion is like one of the worst. things for global economy ever. It's. bad. >> And you you're big fast fashion guy. >> You're distressing 30 shirts in your. pool. >> They're going to end up in a. river in India. >> The amount of water. >> unbelievable. Yeah, you have a pool. Get. rid of a pool. This is the problem, dude. >> The libs get up in arms about that. they're lying. They're living in. the lie. Stop living in the lie. Look at.

that. That's your shirts. There's all. your distressed shirts. And they're. stressed. Those are stressed. >> I should go to that lady. [laughter]. >> A big bag of rock t-shirts. >> You're doing a great job. >> Do you think you can run this through. your [laughter]. >> Make these look rad. >> That's is a good idea. >> Shit's good. >> Let's go back around. We started with. We ended with. >> What did that say? UCLA has a fast. fashion uh sustainability program. >> Smart. Look at that. That's what the. world looks like because of those insane. >> Super Bowl shirts that never made it.

>> I know. It's just I I I don't know what. we're doing here. >> You can't stop that. You can't stop. that. It's We're We're. >> Can you dream? >> Can we be dreamers? >> We can dream about owning an island off. of Algeria. [laughter]. >> Yeah. >> What is this? This is the 300 mile swim. through the Great Pacific garbage patch. Yeah. 300 miles of garbage. >> Didn't Tony talk about that island? [laughter]. It's an island of garbage. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do you remember. that? >> Look at the first photo. Look at the.

very first photo. >> Yeah. >> Christ. >> That's crazy, dude. That's in the ocean. >> No. >> Yeah. What are we doing? Mone. You and I. got to do something. >> I know. We got to do something. >> Yeah. You and I do. >> We'll find We'll do a foundation. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We'll do a. foundation. >> We should. >> Yeah. Yeah. You want to do a found Bad. Friends for Foundation? >> I would actually love. >> I would like to do it for the. environment. >> No, I don't want to. the. environment. >> What do you want to do it with? >> PE Kids with cancer. Anything with. people that anything where health. healthare I'll do a healthare thing. I. >> I know I I know. But here's my argument. with that. I think AI is going to take.

care of a lot of that. >> AI is just going to fix everything. >> Yeah. >> You think AI is going to fix our health? >> Oh, yeah. >> This is where you're wrong. >> No, you're you're wrong. >> What is it going to do? >> It's going to um nanotech technology. >> It's going to revolutionize the. healthcare industry. It's going to help. >> Yes. >> But it's not going to get rid of cancer. We've done this to ourselves. >> No, I think that we do have a cure for. cancer now. and and because and. pharmaceutical pharmaceutical companies. don't want us to know they're making a. lot of money. >> But but AI is not going to fix that.

>> It's already fixed. We already can do. it. We could have I don't want to get. >> Was this in the tuberculosis. documentary? [laughter]. >> I don't know. >> It's misinformation as well. >> You You think I You think I have. misinformation? >> What you're saying would be classified. as misinformation cuz no one might be. flagged. No one at Harvard would say we. cured cancer. Like. >> no. Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. Maybe you're right. Okay. You're right. It's mis everyone. listening right now. It's. misinformation. >> Well, you know what is at Harvard? >> The algorithm on the window of Kirkland. Hall for Facebook. >> Now, did they keep that? Did they frame.

that? Is that room special at Harvard? See if they kept the room that. Zuckerberg wrote the algorithm on the. window with Edward Sver. Edward O Sign. [snorts]. Zuckerberg's original dorm Harvard H33. and K uh Kirkland famously coded launch. Facebook largely been preserved a piece. of tech history. can go image. Go to images. >> I do want to Kirkland house, baby. We're. Harvard men. We're men of dignity. >> That's just who's in there now. Those. kids. just so much jazz on the walls of the.

>> Yeah. Wow. Imagine. Is that him? >> Wow. >> Wow. He had no idea. He's wearing Gap. >> He's still Well, not. >> he still wears Gap. No, he had a glow. up. >> Uhhuh. >> Like only a couple years ago. >> when he. >> I mean he can go to Duel. >> at least. No, >> take him to Des. >> Yeah. Yeah. I think Andreas, you got to. take him to Yeah. Yeah. Because. >> the guy who made out like the real. bandit in this entire movie. >> Yeah. Was who? >> Oh, the No, the kid from Jurassic Park.

>> Correct. >> Correct. >> I forgot his name, but you probably. remember. >> who. >> He made out the best cuz what did he. make? What did it say he made? Oh, he. made like five billion. >> and no one even knows his name. Yeah, >> the kid was played by Tim from Jurassic. Park. >> It's genius. >> That's right. >> That guy's a genius. No one even knows. his name. >> cuz he didn't really do much at the. beginning. >> He was just a guy. He was just a homie. >> Yeah, exactly. >> You know who he was? He was a barnacle.

>> He was on a whale. He was a barnacle on. a whale. >> On a white whale. >> On a white beautiful. They discovered. they they discovered. >> Bad Friends ASMR. [laughter]. >> Get ready with us to be on Bad Friends. >> Bad ASMR. Go to sleep. >> Go to sleep. Have a laugh. >> You know, people tell us that sometimes. They go, "I fall asleep to the podcast.". >> Yeah. >> They're like, "It's so funny. I fall. asleep to it all the time.". >> How's that funny? >> Great compliment.

>> Well, I guess they say like the rhythm. of the voice helps people. Yeah. >> Babies like it. Yeah, I've had multiple. friends say kid babies like the rhythm. of our back and. >> Wow, that's insane. Um, ASMR makes me. horny. >> I don't know why. >> Stop listening right now, babies. [laughter]. >> No, I No, no. When I'm Especially if. it's it's a woman. >> Well, I genuinely from the bottom of my. heart only thought ASMR was women. >> No, there's a guys that do it, too. >> Guys do it? >> Yeah. >> What are they doing? [gasps]. >> Oh, that's. >> Yeah,

>> I'm going to the gym. gym. >> I'm back from the gym. >> But when women do it, it's there's. something sensual about it. >> Look at the crew of ASMR guys. >> I know. That's insane. >> Wow. >> Wow. >> You know, you know what? >> The fat Filipino I go to. >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> Yeah. He has a great. >> You know who this is? What? >> Our fan base. >> Yeah. That's our fan base right there. >> It's the most eclectic version of every. guy you've ever seen. >> Yeah. >> Nondescript guy. >> Yeah. There's just something about, you. know, I have another app that does. Elvish whispers. I think I have it on my. phone.

>> Elvish. >> Yeah. You want to hear it? She tells. what you need. Rocket money. [laughter]. >> That's a really good joke. >> Good plug. >> That's a good plug. >> Show me the women of ASMR and look at. what the difference will be. >> I mean, look at the the bold difference. >> I know the the irony being you don't see. them. You just hear them. >> Yep. >> Okay. Hold on. Um, sleep. >> Here we go. Elvish whispers. I found it. You want to hear what I listen to? >> Yeah. [laughter].

I'm sorry it took so long for forever. >> Here's one. A good one. >> Yeah. I don't want that one. >> Tingly mouth. Fake spit. >> You want to hear what I listen to when I. go to bed? >> Hold on. >> Okay, hold on. >> Give me Give me what? >> That's not. And then you can add other things to it. You could add like makeup brush. >> or you can add like um.

>> anything like an oak tree or crane. >> The noise out. >> What? It's so loud. >> Oh no. I have four things going on at. the same time. Hold on. [laughter]. >> Oh, this is better. >> It's kind of scary. >> Iguana. Anyway, that's. >> Can Rudy make out what she's saying? >> Yes. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Did they translate for you? >> You're gonna die [laughter].

>> in four days. >> No, I don't. I don't know. But uh that's. what I listen to. >> We got to transition to something. upbeat. >> This dog was stolen in China and eaten. and it was a famous dog. >> I don't know. >> Okay. Stop. That's not upbeat, dude. >> They sold it for like $23. >> except for the person who ate it. [laughter]. >> It's a steal. It's It is a steal. That. is You can feed a family, >> you know. I don't want to hear about. dogs. Yeah, I don't want to hear about. dogs. But I do want to know how they.

cooked them. >> Baked, pan fried, grilled. I mean, what. was it? >> I would smoke the meat. >> I would definitely smoke dog. >> Yeah, I would smoke dogs. >> Slow smoke. Brisk. Like brisket. >> for the winter. [laughter]. >> For the winter. No. >> Slow and low. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Slow and low. >> I'll go Nordiconic. Here's what I want. I want to learn I want to find an AI. girlfriend. >> You have a real one? >> I know, but I want to just see what it. feels like having an AI. Want to compare. your AI one to your real one? >> Yeah. See what it says. >> You would like her. >> What? Yeah. What's the app though? I. don't even know what app like cuz you. can scroll through these apps like.

you're on Tinder. >> How real was the movie Her. >> right? >> So ahead of its time. Here they are. >> It's not coming. It's here. Which one? >> Candy AI, Romantic AI, and Girl. >> Which one's the best one, though? >> I mean, I Girl is a perfect name. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> When they when they got the rights to. that, they were like, "We're in. We're. done.". >> Paul Shrader, who wrote Taxi Driver, has. an AI girlfriend. >> Yeah. Just. >> does he? >> Yeah. Test it out. It's. >> like 80 years old. >> Wow. >> Candy AI. Secrets AI. Sounds cool. >> Yeah. I'm going to go Andy. Candy AI. >> Give him Candy AI. >> I'm going to download it now.

>> All right. It's with a C. 5.99 a month. So, are you going to give that money to. them or to PBS? [laughter]. >> It's either It's either your candy. girlfriend. >> Oh my god. Or or. >> PBS tub tuberculosis documentaries. >> Oh my god. >> What's more important to you? >> I would argue PBS. PBS. Yeah. PBS. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. PBS. I think you're right. >> I spent $50 across a five AR girl. girlfriend apps in a week. Here's what. every dollar went. What's a I want to. Google who's the guy that spent the most. on AI girls. I I wonder there's got to. be a guy.

who spent a ton of money on those. things. You know, there's some dude in Japan. Okay, this is highest figures. >> Oh, wait. They're all secret, but it's. funny. The Miami. >> $10,000 a month. >> Wow. [snorts] on Candy AI. Cupid Aai. treating these monthly subscriptions. expensive hobby 10 grand a month for a. girlfriend. >> No, but what I mean by him. >> Well, yeah. >> What? >> Yeah. Yeah. What when I'm asking. >> Desi shirts? >> Yes. >> All day. >> You do one payment, right? And you can.

talk to this person, but what else? What. else are they expenses? >> This is how they hook you. Let's get. involved. >> You want me to download Candy? >> Yeah. Because now you're going to start. doing it and you're going to you're. going to come back next week and go, I. spent $4,000 on Candy. Here's the. difference between uh starter and. premium. >> Oh yeah, tell me the difference. >> Better continuity, fewer limits, more. serious companion building. Core part of. the product are images, sensitive. add-ons for voices. >> Oh, yeah. They don't get all like sexy. on the basic one. But is there is there. nudity?

>> I think. >> Yeah, I would imagine. >> Yeah, cuz they blur it and restrict it. for. >> Why else do I'm going to go app store. This is just for science, >> right? And research. You could test out. other races, too. >> Oh, I'm Oh, I'm definitely going to go. I'm going to The first one I'm going to. do is a different race, which is white. [laughter]. I'm kidding. Let's see. Candy. >> in 20 years, Adenboroough does a PBS. documentary. And the Asian man downloads. the app now. >> Candy AI. >> Searching for love. >> But Bob, they don't they look like this.

They don't look like your girlfriend. >> I don't care. I I This is an experiment. >> I think that's how they hook you. They. get you there and then they get you a. real one. AI girl. >> Candy mate. >> Candy AI. >> There's no Candy AI. >> Candy.AI. It's probably a website. I. >> I'll do a different one and then you. know what I mean? I'll let you know how. it goes. >> Yeah, >> I do want to know. Yeah, >> I want to see the success of this. >> Well, I'll just download one now. >> Well, I want to say something to Carlos. >> Oh, no. >> Thank you for being a bad friend. >> That's what I wanted to say. >> Oh,

the river. [laughter]. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> What is this? What do you got to show us. there, Carlos? What is I I don't like. videos up front. >> He hates it. >> We do it later. >> Let's see it. Oh, we know whose shoes. those are. >> Who's. >> That's m. Look at how embarrassing. >> Embarrassed. >> Cutie pie. >> Oh, can I tell you about pooping? >> Watch this. >> All right. >> I fake him out. I go, "Come on, man. Look up at the camera. >> That's you recording?". >> Yeah. Watch. >> Okay. >> He goes, "What? Come on. I know. Where'd. your Oh. >> Oh, underneath, baby. Double sneak.

>> The same diner shits that I had that. day. Yeah. Woo! Yeah. >> [snorts].