Bobby Goes Fishing | Ep 162 | Bad Friends

hey bad friendsy you you guys we we're. bot fans live it's the best live show. you'll ever see in your life in your. life and this week we're gonna be where. juy where are we this week Louisville. Kentucky Louisville Kentucky where the. horse he's done racing the booze is made. down at a Bourbon County B and then we. go to Atlanta Georgia baby Atlanta baby. two shows in Atlanta by the first Show's. gone get the second show where do we go. after Atlanta Jess Grace land Sound. Stage graceand Sound Stage where's that. at Memphis Tennessee Memphis Tennessee. baby North Fork Virginia guys Norfolk.

Virginia we're going to be coming to you. guys and then we're going to do a little. run in North Carolina Durham come on out. and see us and Charlotte before we head. to Texas in May those are the dates come. out and see us go to badf friends. pod.com badf friends. pod.com you two are bad friends who are. these two idiots a white dude and an. Asian dude you two are. disgusting you two or something we're. bad friends I've never seen Avatar why.

I don't know well you're not a Sci-Fi. guy I'm not a Sci-Fi guy is probably the. best way to describe it I've never been. a Sci-Fi guy I'll never be a Sci-Fi guy. but your heart's closed that's what it. is no no no I just I have no interest in. that that category of film oh I like it. all you're allowed to I I'm I'm allowed. to say no do you like classical music I. do like would you listen to it all day. all night I do do you like uh do you. like spoken word. poetry no it sucks yeah I hate it yeah. people go there people go like in New.

York I love New York and I love you know. people yeah I both things right totally. but then they you know they have those. jams M they're at coffee shop you know I. mean beat Nicks you know what I mean. with their with their fingers and stuff. right yeah you know I mean and um. candles why are there candles in case. the power goes out oh that's my but it's. like you know back in the day like with. um uh Ginsburg and back in the 60s the. beat Nick scene. right I am you will we are make me life.

given yeah yeah yeah and then the white. man want you to think yeah yeah yeah I. am yeah less than I want a boo amen amen. amen thank you so that's what I'm saying. I met him once a a Sci-Fi films are uh. spoken word poetry to me not interest I. met Alan Ginsburg you met Ginsburg yeah. where at um dhws bookstore in La Hoya I. thought you g to say DHL I was shipping. something and he and so I had the he he.

wrote a book called the howl I or the. howling what is it called that's Carlos. by the way you look ex he looks exactly. like Ginsburg they have the same hair. but you know what he wrote in my book. what you watch too much. TV Alan Ginsburg he's probably right. yeah but I didn't know how he knew that. he but he could look at you oh really. you got a TV. body oh like a. turnup right yeah you're more like a. squash like a squash some are squash cuz.

they're yellow but I remember being. offended like reading it and going what. the [ __ ] how do you know [ __ ] you [ __ ]. but he's right though is but he's. totally right yeah yeah and last thing I. want to say about that is I chased Lou. Reed down the street I love Lou Reed. when I was uh 16 years old what do you. mean you try to fight Lou Reed no I I. was obsessed with Lou Reed and so me and. my friend Jensen went to his he had a. poetry reading you know with his lyrics. from his songs yeah and there was not a. lot of people there maybe 60 people and. and then he went out the back and me and.

J go let's I had my Velvet Underground. shirt let's go around right we saw him. in the alleyway and we started running. toward him he got in his. car he drove. away. he like that and he and when he left he. went. lri yeah I've never chased a celebrity. I've never no I've never chased anybody. one my dad I've told this on this. podcast before but the first celebrity I. actually saw well the first celebrity I. ever saw was with my mom at an ice cream. store Chicago I saw the we saw the.

mother from. um. uh let me guess yeah what's WR let me. guess wait what's wrong with me let me. guess though yeah Malcolm in the Middle. what no you the mother and Malcolm in. the Middle no the I was a child when. this happened this was oh how about this. many years ago oh how about this Bonanza. is there a mother in there no I've never. seen the show there's got to be a mom in. Bonanza no oh how about this the one. with [ __ ] the guy that went the. exactly no no listen can I just excla.

you guessed it yeah the one with the guy. that went to the thing no no what's the. one where um Little House in the prairie. how old do you think I am you said you. you're young yeah but that wasn't on. when I was a kid Little House in the. prairie dude you're thinking about. you oh I'm 40 you're 50 I used to love. that show it was the it was the mom it. was Kevin Arnold's mom it was uh oh my. God what's wrong with me why can't I. think of the name of the show dude. that's her right there yeah that's her.

from Wonder Years what's her name uh she. was so sweet and so nice and she signed. a napkin she sign huh Ali Mills that's. right she signed a a napkin for me at. the ice cream store she was the first. and then the second one we saw Tom celic. in the airport in Chicago at O'Hare by. the baggage and my dad goes Tom. celic no swear to God was it. embarrassing yeah I was I was I was like. bright orange like hotter than I ever. have been just like Illuminating orange. and he looked over and kind of gave like.

a what and my dad was like Hey really it. was so weird my dad I like why did you. just yell at Tom celic my dad's never. heard a song before what what he doesn't. know what music is he never heard M what. do you mean he he he he doesn't know. what it is there's music when you're. like in a store I know but but that's. how anti like anything he is like he he. does he wouldn't know what mosart was he. wouldn't know what like Bruce. Springsteen was if you played him a song. it all sounds the same to me just noise. was he not allowed to listen to music as.

a kid he's just not a music listener or. or movie Watcher or anything what did he. do for fun when he was alive work that. was fun no earn money in fact he was so. cheap we me and my brother went to his. he he own a clothing store called. Fashion Gal oh yeah we know we know and. um he we went to his and he and I go. where are the employees I know I do. everything everything I do right and I I. looked me and my brother looked below. the cash register there's a [ __ ].

gigantic jar of. pee what because he has no employees. right so he just. pees you know what I mean in this. gigantic jar right welcome welcome and. they're like. PE what spells it here is that where pu. came from probably puu yeah p on. the dude but yeah my dad doesn't know. anything and when he was dying right mm. this is a really heartfelt story Give It.

All right so my when my dad was dying my. brother had um airpods or whatever and. he stuck airpods in his ear right first. he plays Tribe Called Quest my dad. listen I mean that's a good way to start. and my dad was started shaking right. then I go no no no no so I changed it to. um Eric. Clapton St St no uh uh St if you saw. Tears in Heaven tears in tears in heaven. I swear to God he had one tear oh my God.

he heard a song for the first time wow. that he died yeah yeah his last words on. his death bed he was just. like can I kick. it yeah can you imagine can I kick it. holding his hand and you're like yes you. can and he's like can I kick it up or. like a week yes you can or a week later. we come back home and he's like dressed. like. Tupac like he's totally in it you know. yeah yeah biggy why did he kill him.

where's the. ca yeah juicy how much fun did you have. in Vancouver Canada oh it was amazing I. can't believe it she cried 2700 seats. juicy came out hot as a pistol didn't. miss a beat crushed crushed so excited. that was the beginning of the tour BR. it's it's all uh it's all smooth sailing. from here kiddo we had a really nice. moment Bobby and I yeah really nice yeah. and she goes because you know I mean. I had a really bad couple weeks and like.

you know that that show happened at the. right time it was awesome it was awesome. that's what Andrew's been saying I knew. I said it I said this is exactly what we. need to start the tour in Vancouver with. a big huge audience of people in Canada. that were like so excited to come out it. was so awes and we were leaving I go. let's go we got to get a car here what. and she goes um no I want to go back on. the stage again so I went with her I. made him come with me and she goes look. and you know this beautiful theater such. a pretty theater beautiful on God and.

she and I could see her tear up right. and I went you know what you just taught. me a lesson this is it this is it this. is it there's nothing else liveing it. right now right now you really taught me. a lesson I was so glad because I didn't. tell you at the time but I think it was. cuz I was pretty. drunk cuz I didn't drink during the show. but then after we kicked it in the Green. Room some guests came back yeah I drank.

1 and a half ipas that'll do it for we. back on the stage and I was like so it. wasn't a real emotion no it was real but. it was fueled but but you were like are. you getting emotional and then I was. like yeah and then you started wait wait. wait stop you weren't emotional then you. were Faking It Well I didn't want to. tell you I think a lot of it was because. of the alcohol yeah but it was still. real spiritual I had a spiritual. profound moment you were [ __ ] drunk. yeah well wait a minute wait a minute. people take iasa to see God so they're.

intoxicated with something when they see. something else so I believe chemicals. can sometimes open your brain to the. spiritual world so this was her just. realizing look at how beautiful this is. a you don't need chemicals you're above. it you've you've transcended chemicals. let me tell you I wish I had chemicals. the last two or three weeks yeah well. now you don't now you don't need them. because PO on my face in a hotel room. you know like in Mexico how could I. forget anyway that was a great. experience and I'm I'm you know I'm so.

glad you know I mean that you know we. get to live through you too because it's. like here's the deal when you're you. know when you've been in show business. so gross that even saying that but in. this business as long as I have yeah I. remember those first moments huge the. first time you did TV as a standup the. first time you did a theater all that. stuff and I remember it being so. powerful and like you know visceral and. it was just such an experience and as. you get older you just kind of like. we're always telling you like know the. first time you play the belly room in.

The Comedy Store is exciting yeah but. after the 10. 10,000 you'll get through it 10,000th. time M it just becomes like a thing that. you just do right but it's like you you. should take every moment and just go you. know what this is this is great this is. UN well we talked about this before the. show what's in front of you see what's. in front of you stop looking this way. and that way and backwards what's right. here in front of you right now yeah it's. like that's the way to like live through. life it's you know what it's almost like.

shoveling snow for people that grew up. in places with snow it when you go. outside you see the driveway and you're. like [ __ ] [ __ ] it's forever but if you. just look at the little chunk every time. that you're getting a little chunk of. snow every time you start to just forget. that there's all that space and at some. point then you turn around you're like. oh [ __ ] I'm almost done because. instead of overwhelming yourself with. look at all the [ __ ] that I have to do. you're like well let me just take it one. little chunk at a time just hire. somebody to do that we didn't grow up. with the San Diego money dude we didn't. grow up in the [ __ ] way we weren't. [ __ ] billionaires we did that for our.

now in San Diego you didn't get any I. know and you know we we paid too much. for the. guy we paid him $100 and I'm like Dad I. don't you know there's no snow so it. will be Mr Le I will do your driveway. but it's it's no snow for me to get you. want me to scrape snow for the driveway. yeah it's. window. okay so yeah so you have to do it you. have to just see why no why do you have.

no I'm more curious because I didn't. grew up in snow as a kid I did in. Minnesota but I don't remember but why. do you have to do it shovel the snow. yeah I don't know anything about the how. do you get your cars out oh it's a. driveway I see yeah also need people. need to get to your home that's how they. get up the driveway to your house but. wouldn't that be a great excuse not to. show up to work though I'm stuck yeah to. snow hello hello oh my dad my dad I. don't know why I just did that I don't. know I was to figure something out.

hello hi uh is this uh is this the boss. over at uh over at uh where do I work oh. at Pep Boys over at Pep Boys hey is this. Mike yeah man hey Mike I'm not gonna be. able to make it in today why not man. snow oh. [ __ ] there's snow tons there's like four. or five inches I can't go I should go. back home then man huh Snow Yeah if you. can make it back I feel like you might. be stuck at Pet Boys.

oh really good improv. thanks I love it I love our little. improv they're really good you didn't. you guys none of you guys grew up with. snow that's [ __ ] insane you're a. Houston kid you're from where La yeah. you're from here kind of right I liveed. in snow once though where in Flagstaff. Arizona love love Northern Arizona yeah. and then my car got snowed in and I just. left it there seriously you'd pulled a. Bobby yeah it was my first car is that. where Doug Stan hope lives or mm he. Bisby Bisby what's is Bisby it's a.

little small town yeah and it's just. it's like his town it's like he runs. that whole [ __ ] place you know I've. known him longer than any other comedian. I think Stan hope yeah I met him in. 1997 yeah yeah he was funny back then he. was he's so funny yeah so funny he's a. professional Drinker nobody's better. like I think Bert Bert Bert's probably. one of the best but I think Stan hope is. like I had a phone call this weekend. with Whistle Pig my boy Patrick at. Whistle Pig who's going to work with us.

with whiskey Ginger and um he was. telling me that he was having a few. drinks with Stan hope and he's like I. just nobody can keep up with that guy. but he's super coherent he can drink all. night hang out nothing doesn't act like. a fool doesn't like get all you know. what I mean just keeps it keeps it level. he's a nice guy let me ask you about bur. ker I love him great heart and I and I. think about him all the time I love him. so much I don't know how his heart is. with all that weight Ian right but is. there.

do you are you ever concerned for him or. no for what for the partying and all. that stuff or no no because I think he's. got something he's he must have figured. out something to keep yeah there's. something he's doing I I can't figure it. out I think he's faking whoa you don't. think he's drinking I don't think he's. really drinking all right call him out. say it right now Bert you ain't drinking. huh I think I just. did well then call it out say what say. how you really feel you think he's. Faking It Bert Crasher I think you're. full of [ __ ]. wa I think you're one theater now.

so you think he never drinks you think. it's non-alcoholic that would be. hilarious though if he's like taking the. shots and spitting them out spitting. them out yeah or he's drinking na beers. or or he's de alkalized booze it'd be. smart this is a good theory what next. time in the audience if a beautiful. woman wants my number give it to him all. right let's talk about this let's talk. about what happened that's [ __ ] up. there was multiple girls in Vancouver. who were pretty that wanted to be. Bobby's lover and one of them in. particular was a young woman that was up.

in the balcony and was really committed. yeah and Carlos went up there to go let. her talk yeah and she asked a question. basically will you hook up with me is. what she said to you and Carlos. sabotaged the situation he [ __ ] blocked. the situation by not only not giving her. your number but he tried to sneak a DM. to her exactly I have a reason why. though yeah celibacy. you you said it last week yeah I know. celibacy you know um unless something. comes my way.

it's a it's a you know what I mean for. me it's like this it's like I'm not. going to pursue it right but if it comes. my way you know what I mean if I'm. walking down the street right I see a. vagina I'm going to pick it up because. when you when you're chasing it and. stuff it it becomes like a drug right. you get the dopamine hits there's a. mystery the chase all that stuff and I. just feel like it feels unhealthy so I'm. not I don't want to do that but it's. like you know if I'm walking down the. street you mean and somebody says here. hands you a [ __ ]. that's like being handed probably a box.

with a ribbon on it or whatever it's got. to be nicer than a dick for sure yeah. dicks just get thrown at you yeah always. but I feel like that's like drinking a. beer just cuz someone offered it to you. when you're sober oh this is an. interesting thing yeah you yeah that is. interesting somebody threw a crack on I. don't have an addiction to that you. think I do I think there's potential for. it for sure you think you're addicted I. know you always push you think you're. addicted let's start there and who's. more addicted you or me I'm you're way. more addicted I was. call a guy right who's maybe addicted.

when you're the most addicted it's like. am I not right or no yeah but I can see. my brother in arms like F I can see my. brother like like I can see as someone. who's addicted I can see the traits of. addiction famous for his he's he goes. out there Andrew have you noticed him I. saw what he did out there a few. times I mean you're just swimming in ego. that's not true a girl said she was. taller than me in the audience she did. yeah what's good about Carlos why I love.

him so much is his confidence level has. taken him farther in life than life was. going to take him so you have to have. that kind of bravado to last yeah you. know what I mean he's got to have that. Swagger he's not tall he's not strong. he's not smart he's bald he's gay yeah. he's got all these things going against. him he's like you know what your your. type is as a man crumb what Crum what. wait that's what someone would qual no. like you're that category of white dude.

San Francisco weird artist yeah drawing. you don't know Crum what Robert Crum you. know him look it up yeah look it up. Robert Crum that you're that type that's. crummy that guy looks cool no look at in. the 70s but I'll say this can I give you. a compliment all jokes aside yeah Carlos. is a handsome cool dude he's got great. Swagger and that's why girls like him. the problem is there's a balance between. that's oh my God Carlos that's you. that's your type yeah your type that's. the kind of person you are he looks cool.

yeah his neck looks. grabbable I should be so lucky to be. Robert crumb yes I agree he has Kirk. Fox's neck such a long neck oh giraffe. baby yeah yeah tented what I'm saying is. the problem is Right both of you guys. talented cool wonderful dudes you're. both out there fishing even though. you're you're fishing a little bit how. by being on stage and being like just. because I have a fishing. Rod don't make an assumption that I have.

a fishing rod right and I've got bait. you know what I mean that I'm fishing. okay I'm just prepared for a big school. I get it but the point is and juicy can. attest she's actually probably the best. balance of all this cuz she saw it all. go down we need to have a regulated way. if a girl say flirting with Bobby that. you need to step back and let that. happen and let that thing go and then. you can get your own girls right yeah I. mean how did they hand the situation you. think it was bad yeah I think if they.

say I want to date Bobby that should be. pretty clear pretty clear pretty cut and. dry at that point yeah I think and there. was two of them yeah there was two who's. well I just want to say the real issue. is that Bobby and I are now in the same. dating pool weirdly enough oh really. yeah you got to change that water yeah. yeah I think so what I think so no can I. tell the story that Sandy D told me yeah. yeah yeah please is about me yeah but it. will go full full circle oh this is.

great wait okay tread carefully no no no. no no go go wild it doesn't show you in. a bad light but it was about when you. were opening for pully me yeah okay and. and Sandy was saying that there was a. point where you like pass this threshold. of like now you're picking up all these. chicks on the road you know and uh one. time anybody who knows Paulie knows he. has his opener sell his merch for him. and Sandy tells me that that one time. you didn't do.

that you instead you went instead of. selling I went fishing not only did you. go fishing but he he went he found these. girls they wanted to hang out with them. you totally skipped the meet and GRE. line and I was told maybe I shouldn't no. keep going keep going I like it I. remember where where it was even and. then and then uh Pauly was so mad he. took your girls oh no that's not the. that's not the story well how did it. that's how we're he it at the that's. that's absolutely not the story it's. it's insane what it's it's [ __ ] you.

know it's so [ __ ] let me ask tell you. something I'll tell you what I [ __ ]. tell you let me I'm emotional okay all. right let me just get it out okay it. makes me so angry okay all right this is. what happened okay display you guys um. as a kid um I loved posters but you. would you know you'd have a poster for. like a year and they get shredded apart. yeah you want something solid and. something heavy and beautiful like this. look up here right now this display has. both branded and artistic artwork they. have over a million designs ailable for. everyone including official designs from.

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Ohio it is yes it is then I got it right. yeah did Columbus Ohio and um he's on. stage I'm at the bar two beautiful girls. go um hey we just thought you were so. funny and I go thank you you know that's. how I the too and they go hey we're just. kind of drunk and you know I mean we. want to [ __ ] hang you know and we. think you're cute it was like you know a. present yeah that was the gift so there. was a limo driver um that you know cuz.

at that time Paulie had always a limo. driver waiting outside right M so I went. into the limo with these two girls. what's so funny I just no it sounds good. yeah we're and I'm making out with them. right and um and I'm like oh this is I. won the lottery yeah you're making out. with both of them yeah this is great. yeah I won the lottery mhm and then all. of a sudden the door opens he goes what. about me dude. what about you dude he grabs both of.

them and they. leave now I'm sitting in the [ __ ]. limo saddest limo the saddest limo on. planet Earth but also the rage yeah can. I say another thing he did to me yeah. this is crazy yeah I'm in shreport. Louisiana right he has a girl there. right that he met I don't know how he. met her. beautiful and um I'm out I went to get. got like a hamburger or whatever he's on. stage I go into the The Green Room the. girl that he's with has my wallet in her.

hand cuz I I took cash out and I left. the wallet there and she's rumaging. through my [ __ ] wallet grabbing money. and [ __ ] I go what the [ __ ] [ __ ] you. know what I mean that's my [ __ ]. wallet right I go I'm I'm going to tell. Paulie Paulie gets off stage and I go. this girl you're with stole money from. my wallet and he goes so what D and so. for that whole weekend I had to be in a. car with her. after she robbed you after she robbed.

you after she robbed me I had to sit. there with them and just look at her and. she was like look at me like what are. you going to do you know what I mean it. was so painful and this is instances of. white privilege that it just has got to. stop it's got white privilege has was. why privileged that was why she did it. cuz she said I'm going to steal from. this little noodle he's not going to do. anything but I don't like the way that. that story so who told you that story. Sandy Danto yeah okay it's not a bad. story I'm just saying that's what Carlos. did to you yeah that's what Carlos yeah. that's that's what you did to me he poed. you you yeah you well that's this is.

actually a pretty good comparison juy. that sounds like a there was a poly. story and I don't know if this was true. but that he would take take those guys. to Subway and for lunch you know because. he was just like you know you'll pay for. the opener lunch or dinner and he'd take. them to sway but he'd make them get the. foot long but he'd go you could have. foot long but you have to eat half now. half. later yeah yeah only allowed they were.

only allowed to eat 6 in of it at. lunchtime because he wanted them to save. it for the dinner because the dinner. wasn't comp for openers at the club like. the clubs will C the headliner meal but. they won't do opener meal I mean some of. them back in the day they didn't they. used to just go Headliners get a meal. but the opener would get like a discount. or they' get you know what I mean but he. said have half by the way full logs were. $5 he made me cry once what he he did a. prank on me but I thought it was real. and I literally cried like with panic.

why cuz I go to the hot we're in Detroit. and we go to the hotel and I I open my. door and he's behind me and he and he. brings his luggage and everything into. the. room what your hotel room yeah and he. goes did was sharing a. room and I go what yeah did you know. we're not making a lot of money on this. tour man saving money and he starts like. taking stuff out of his [ __ ] thing. putting in the drawers and I sat on the. bed right there was a twin bed and I. literally just started crying it was.

like oh this is going to be the worst. yeah but then he was I'm kidding and he. but a piece of him he was like kidding. dude then he went down to the front desk. he's like I need another room he. definitely didn't have it planned he. definitely did that last I would not I. just you know I would never I wouldn't. be where I'm at today with without him. and his family yeah that's right yeah I. love them so much yeah that's right dude. there's there's good there's there's. beautiful history to that that we have. to always respect but funny funny quirky. guy dude he's a really interesting guy.

he's such a legend he's a legend like. every story is like I don't know if this. is true or not but I heard yeah yeah. yeah and that's the stories that we're. going to come off the road did you open. with anybody like early on no man that. was a that was like a sore spot for me. for some reason I I I I asked someone. one time and I'm not going to say who. but I said to a headliner I was like. yeah man you know a lot of i' I never. I've never been taken out like I never. got taken. out and the person said um yeah well. dude you're you're pretty good for your.

age range like you're good for your grp. your class I think that would be the my. problem with you and I was like yeah but. I still need it nobody knows me and they. were like yeah but Headliners would. rather have someone a little bit less. developed that they can develop and they. were like you're you're going to be okay. and I was so mad at that that I was like. yeah but that I need money like I need. to go out with somebody and a not even a. year later I got punked and when I got. punked uh I was able to Parlay that with.

a a shitty manager at the time who was. getting me D rooms I was playing like. Win aoka. Casino for $185 I've been there oh yeah. dude I did all that so I was just. headlining D rooms with you know 38. minutes or whatever trying so so I. started headlining quote unquote young. not legitimized but by the time I got to. a point then when I was. developed I nobody I couldn't gone out. with anybody so it's almost like I.

jumped that step and then Rogan started. taking me. out five six years ago I don't even know. but that's like come on man that's. amazing no I'm saying that was the first. I ever had was Rogan was the first guy. that was like you should open for me and. I was like yeah I'll [ __ ] I'll open for. you I remember the first time I saw you. at the store yeah I know we yeah you. told us yeah I watched you I like oh no. that it's a given but I said you know. you know the moment that I had that you. had with I will say this when he took me.

we played Chicago theater and I went. back home to Chicago and um the stage. manager said uh I was looking at the. stage and I was like God so big it's. unreal and he was like you'll play it. and I was like okay dude like yeah okay. and sure enough then I went back and. played it you know so those moments are. like like Bobby was saying before look. at the snow in front of you like that's. you should soak it up cuz those are. that's why it's amazing it's incredible. to be able to be a part of that but yes.

no I got to skip over I skipped over. that featuring thing for some reason I. but I was so jealous man all my friends. in my class were going out with people. but every comic has their thing like you. have that right but because I used to. open for um dice sometimes like that. would have been so fun menia Paulie um. but um I never got to do. festivals right as a young comic I just. never was invited you know so it's like. you know that everyone has their thing. you know what I mean like oh why I wish.

that why didn't that happen or whatever. but your path is your path no yeah and. that's where there is no direct path. like you like you didn't know you don't. know you don't know you didn't know and. don't know what's to come this came and. this wasn't planned you know what I mean. I reached a point where I was like I'm. not going to quit so even if I'm just. playing bars you know for the rest of my. life then I'll just do that and I'll be. happy doing that and then I got the job. and met you guys and a lot has happened. so my manager will not stop talking. about you really oh my God does she.

remember my let's talk about yeah yeah. does she know her name what does she. know her. name yeah something going she's like is. Lindsay coming downstairs I like who's. Lindsay no one is nam L yeah yeah yeah. no you. know Jessica. Jessica let's talk about let's talk. about what happened to your manager by. the way all right within the first hour. oh it's concerning within the first hour. we go to get. food she wants to smoke a cigarette.

borrows a cigarette from the BART. borrows a lighter from the bartender who. was the dishwasher dishwasher lighter. right who he needs that lighter yeah if. you're washing dishes I'm smoking you're. smoking I'm smoking yeah so gets it from. the bartender who got it from the. dishwasher she goes outside has a. cigarette comes back in within seconds. goes I lost the. lighter you just were smoking where. would it be so we're turning it upside. down she's empting her pocket all this. and the bartender comes over good.

looking guy God right holy [ __ ] they. were all good looking and he comes over. and he goes hey can I get that lighter. and she's like I I'm so sorry to say. this I I lost the. lighter his face was so funny yeah his. face was like are you keeping it because. you just smoked outside was three. minutes ago yeah it was yeah and then so. he goes and he literally goes the. funniest thing he goes I guess I'll go. tell the bus boy you the dish you lost. his lighter like you know mad he has to.

wash dishes his job is already [ __ ]. annoying and then he goes hey what's up. and the guy's like oh she lost your. lighter he's like what the [ __ ] so mad. and guess where it was she was sitting. sitting on it sitting on it so that's. the first like that was the first time I. went H that's a little weird yeah. airport airport so I'm I'm sitting there. with uh U jet ski and we're like eating. nice restaurant ni Bobby's giving me all. this wisdom about my career and show bu. and I could see from afar Abby running.

around in circles sprinting like she's. running one way the other and I'm. watching her going what the [ __ ] is she. doing yeah and she's sweating right and. she comes she goes I don't know what to. my phone. is and she's like do you know where it. is no AB we're eating where's my phone. yeah yeah and then then she goes she she. pulls out her computer she goes it's. here right and but I don't know where. here is so then you had to leave the.

[ __ ] table and go find where was it. it was at a we found it pretty fast a. gate agent had it yeah and she could not. she was like why does the gate agent. have it and I was like someone probably. found it yeah and gave it to a gate. agent thank God somebody just gave they. could have just removed the Sim and got. a phone yeah dude she's multiple and. then what the bag with the bag she they. had to check her bag cuz all right all. right and then she was like they got is. you going to be on the plane she. sprinted but my favorite part was every.

time it happened she goes I swear this. never happens never felt like a sitcom. character's tagline you know what I mean. like a sitcom like every time something. was like like you know glue all over the. place and she's like this never. happens commercial break I mean it was. so. insane but Vancouver is so it was such a. cool City so much fun oh my God and then. we went out afterwards we hung out for a. little bit with a bunch of friends a. bunch of people that we know mo Mandell. was there Mo Mandel Jenna Sunday and uh.

and and Ted was there who made these. signs for us and then what did I do I. said juice time to go home I had a call. first thing 8 in the morning so I said. juice it's time for us to go home I got. to work in the morning and she goes yeah. I'm a little buzzed so we get a car and. I said Carlos do you want to take a car. back to the hotel what did Carlos do I. think I'm GNA look at he said it like. this too real creep style he goes I. think I'm going to stick. around I think I'm going to stick around. and he said it real low and I was like. ew right ew and may I say this.

uhhuh I think your eyes are too. big what what's I like my eyes what no. no no what do you mean I like I could. tell you I'm not going to name names. right okay but there is somebody in your. group uhuh that's obviously doesn't like. them me oh right right right right and. you were like yeah I think I have a shot. oh my God and I literally I went wow you. have to get smaller eyes you you have. get my eyes right because you're. swinging way you know what I mean yeah.

like he's like a elementary school. little Leaguer right in the [ __ ] big. league his there's no way do you saying. he was at Yankee Stadium and he plays. t-ball yeah yeah there's no way do what. do you think look like I played at LSU. and now I'm at Yankee Stadium and I'm. like oh this isn't this kind of like L. she's so above your league that's it's. un [ __ ] believable I agree that she's. above my league but I don't I think I. can make it to the next level well the. confidence I'm telling you this guy's. confidence is staggering I've seen it in.

the past couple years I feel like oh I'm. like what was the biggest hiccup in that. whole thing. though uh she was married she's married. yeah that's how delusional but he's got. I tell you I tell you he's got the horse. blanders on and he was going he thought. dude I think this girl might dig me yeah. and it's like and I didn't say anything. cuz I was like yeah man yeah I gotta you. got to let the kid fly I got flaked on. and that's why I C the wings well let me. tell you yeah you know how the you know. how that we've shown it on this remember.

the birds that we've seen that that are. born on the cliff and the and the mom. lets it just fall out of the they let it. fall and they hit their head the whole. way down and the ones that wake up are. the ones that get to carry on with them. but the ones that die die I'm mama a. bird and I and he said that he goes he's. pretty pretty good-looking I was like oh. yeah and he goes I think I'm going to. try and I was like go ahead and fall on. the cliff I wanted him toit his head you. never why would I say anything oh I woke. up though I woke up I'm here the next. day yeah that this is my point though he. did wake up he is had a lot and he.

learned yeah he learned I gotta let him. fall what am I what am I gonna do wow. but in the future this whole. conversation wrapped up yeah if here's. the deal we'll take a poll in fact we. should put a poll up at the show MH. girls don't want to talk to Carlos girls. don't want to talk to Bobby okay we. could put a QR code up yeah yeah okay. yeah that way you guys aren't fighting. cuz fighting live I'm not fighting no no. no I'm saying live for for the when. girls say that they they like you guys. great no more infighting within the.

family cuz it's going to be bad I know. but if a girl walks me she goes I'm. interested in Carlos right I will do it. I mean it'll hurt it'll hurt bad it'll. burn right but I'll do it because that's. the code that's the code I know it's. going to be way late by the time this. airs but did you see this video of Kid. Rock shooting a gun at at the Bud Light. because he's all mad about that campaign. did you see this no so stupid look at. how dumb this video this will be this. will be weeks after this happened but.

look at this. guy Grandpa's feeling a little frisky. today first of all gross that's what car. is g to be. like wait wait you know Kid Rock looks. like a culan he does look Cy yeah yeah. he's very calony look at that all right. start it over though yeah gr look at how. this opening line tough opening line. magga oh he's got a Maga hat on Wow wait. tough opening line though go ahead. Grandpa's feeling a little frisky today.

gross let me uh say something to all you. and be as clear and concise as. [Laughter]. possible h Huh [ __ ] Bud Light and [ __ ]. anheiser Bush have a terrific day guys a. big big Kors light fan it turns. out like loves Miller Light Kors light.

just hates anheiser Bush hates him. really hates them they did they did like. a tiered campaign with uh that Dylan. mulany I told you about and so this is. his response to that Campaign which it I. got to tell you seems like a logical. response from a well balanced human can. you imagine being so mad at a campaign. you're like go get go get six cases of. it and I'm going to shoot it in my. backyard not one person in his Circle. was like I don't feel I don't even think. you need to do that we could just not.

buy it anymore yeah if you really didn't. like it it's like this is basically like. a Yelp review that's on the same level. to me as someone that's like the service. was unbearably slow you're like just. don't go back don't go back how much is. a bullet how much your bullets cost yeah. I don't know for for that kind of gun I. let me let me guess a bullet probably. costs $150 that's about it's a pretty. good guess I would imagine pretty good. you think yeah 33 cents a round oh wow. wow they're really cheap really cheap. was Chris Rock's best joke from that. just make bullets too expensive why.

isn't AR-15 ammo so expensive it's. considered expensive that price 33 cents. around Yeah well yeah because you know. yeah yeah that's pretty expensive I. guess I mean it it is in the world cuz. you heard he just you know what I mean. right right huh but really sweet though. I mean really it just feels like that's. a message of Love and Hope in the future. shoot shoot a bunch of cans of beer I. just when the video popped up on my Tik. Tok I was like why is this the move it. looks like does he live in like Virginia. or something it looks like kind of rural.

where does he live I think he lives in. Tennessee he lives in Nashville tell him. to come to the show it's so weird you. talking about Chris Rock special and. misplaced anger I like that part a lot. it's he's got to be angry about. something else yeah yeah that's 100%. true it's like what is that what was. that about like you had to have a bad. morning do you know what I mean let's. let's go through his day that led to Kid. Rock shooting of the Bud Light right. yeah okay didn't get any sleep last. night yeah sleepless night you know cuz. his aunt Tilly has having heart surgery. Tilly Rock huh or wait his last name is. not rock is it it is now for the sake of.

this. [ __ ] yeah Tilly Rock Tilly Rock Great. Name by the way but his ATI had open. heart surgery you know that right this. is her second one I think oh [ __ ] I. didn't know I don't know anything about. him I'm making all the [ __ ] up oh yeah. yeah that happened an oh that anti yeah. she's great open open for her it's open. so she had you know she had open heart. surgery for the second time so he didn't. get good sleep right yeah in the middle. of the night he woke up a bunch of times. to go to the bathroom he was rubbing his. forehead in in stressful pain looking. into the mirror thinking what if this is.

till dog's last day on Earth and I. didn't get to say goodbye cuz she Liv. she's living in Canada or where is she. live she lives in. uh Wales Wales England oh she lives in. Wales yeah that's so far away Wales. that's right Wales far small town small. town far so so he's mad about that yeah. then he wakes up first thing in the. morning he goes to get out of bed steps. on one of his dogs chew. toys right goes right through his foot. but it makes the sound so it's kind of. funny. but it went through his foot and then in. the distance he heard his rooster.

die you know like yeah when they die in. mid good morning that's a good morning. right is that what they're doing well. how do they do good morning is that what. they're doing it's cockadoodle doo yeah. I know but I'm translating. let's good morning that's awesome by the. way they g g good morning yeah so. they're doing that so he died in the. middle yeah he was that's it oh.

no didn't get good sleep worried about. Tilly steps on his dog toy punctures his. foot rooster dies right then what. happens at breakfast uh he found out his. favorite show got cancelled wow wow. which one is what show got cancelled. it's this Canadian show I actually. watched it in the hotel room what's it. called uh being Erica oh being Erica I. love that show wait they canceled that. show being Erica I might shoot up a a. case of Bud Light over that yeah yeah. being did get canceled unfortunately. well he just started watching it and so.

he didn't realize it ends at a certain. point uh so on top of all these things. now being Erica gets cancelled okay and. so I bet his eggs tast it's so funny. it's like a show that he would not watch. but I love it how what do you mean I. mean look at it there's no way Kid Rock. watches that first of all the. relationship between Erica and Jack the. guy in the back right there this like. constant will they won't they it's one. of the best story lines I've ever seen. it's amazing and their boss Derek who's. right to their their deedi right mhm. yeah Derek dies right it's a murder. merer he gets murdered yeah that's right.

they're all smiling in the classroom now. but guess what dude when he gets shived. different world so that ruins breakfast. eggs taste bad right eggs are goingon to. taste bad maybe one black guy in the. show I don't know well that's why Kid. Rock loves it. that's kid loves it because no. minorities better not be any blacks on. that show oh it's a Canadian show yeah. yeah okay that's where Tilly used to. live I told you she was from Canada and. then she moved to Wales. okay so he loved all the Canadian stuff. so then eggs tasted bad he had a bad.

breakfast this guy and then on top of. all that stuff he goes on the internet. right oh [ __ ] here we go and he sees Yep. this endorsement campaign for this Dylan. mulany with budlight and it's not about. Dylan mulany and budlight it's not at. all is it it's about Tilly it's about. being Erica it's about the eggs tasting. bad the rooster dies the toy punctures. his foot the shower by the way didn't. even say that. cold water only no hot water because a. hot water heater broke in the middle of.

the night the same reason the rooster. died right everything was going bad so. what does he do he grabs his AK-47 he. goes out to the field and he y a case of. Bud Light who heavy that's what happened. that's what happened this is the real. break it's not about the Bud Light it's. not about the Bud Light by the way those. were his cases he bought that for the. party he was going to have tonight for. Tilly's homecoming but she got she got. she was in the hospital I have a. question yeah can you eat e a rooster. you can eat anything let's Google it can.

you eat a rooster I mean what a roosters. can be eaten but they're not commonly. found in the marketplace IM me is much. more challenging than hens because it. has them in breed to grow fast and heavy. like broilers or friers if you decide. that rooster sounds tasty make sure you. cook them low and slow for best results. so people do eat them. Ah that's all I want to know I've never. had a rooster sandwich you know the. photo to the right like in that tube the. yeah the one to the right yeah yeah just. pinch and zoom that one right there what. you think what word what word yeah what. word do you think when you see that.

photo what's one word that I think when. I see that photo right there yeah yeah. well I mean gross probably oh not me. what. [Music]. missionary there's not nothing think. Mission no no okay my. bad I got to tell you it does not look. appetizing I can say that there's some. erotic right or no Carl let's be honest. is that erotic to you guys yeah the legs. like the dark meat looks like yeah the. right yeah it looks like she's getting.

[ __ ] don't leave me alone with these. guys on the. tour juicy I got you you're fine wait a. minute that is that a that doesn't look. erotic to you juice no you guys are. taking inanimate you that's why the. celibacy thing is not going to last. getting hardons from from it looks like. death yeah that looks death are there. any farms we're going to on the. tour that's what me and Carlos are going. to do F check them out you guys are. going to fight over the chicken you're. and comedian BBY Lee was arrested today. for [ __ ] a.

rooster there are some Farms on the way. we'll get you something yeah Bobby is. gonna be like what are you doing Carlos. that was my. rooster she said she liked. me yeah BBY BBY do you ever think that. like what would we do if you and I just. lived on a farm well I'd be working all. day and then you'd be sleeping all. [ __ ] day so it'd be tough yeah but I. do the night work there is no night work. there's night work there got to be. Network yeah there there are there. fireflies yeah what are you going do I.

whisk them away no you want the. fireflies you want the fireflies they're. good are there other ones that you don't. like like ticks no one wants lime. disease I know but you're not going I'm. destroying them okay you're going to go. find tick yeah tick Destroyer okay this. is not going to work you know what you. could do for me what on the farm that we. work on what you could be I tell you. what what you could do in the afternoon. because you can't you can't do you don't. have to do in the morning you have you. could be a beekeeper oh I love that you. can keep our bees can I wear the suit or. no you have to wear the suit oh I don't. want to well okay I want to be the first.

beekeeper to be completely. naked you what if you get your dick. stung it's fine no it's not because they. sense fear there's no fear I know why. you want it why because it'll swell it. up a little bit that's. [ __ ] that's [ __ ] rude that's. [ __ ] rude you just want to get a. swollen beasting dick yeah so you can. that oh you know what's funny that just. reminded me whenever the when whenever. the girl Nick that used to cut our hair. in Australia on the movie she would say.

like uh she like you need a little trim. today Andrew and I'd be like oh we maybe. and she goes I'll just take a little off. just a bees dick that's what she used to. say a bees dick be dick just a bees dick. on your air and she would just take just. a little snip off she goes just a beast. dick not much yeah I was like I love. that phrase in America if you said that. at a corporate setting they'd be like. you're fired oh right for talk about. dicks yeah as I put more chapstick on. every time I say dick I got to put some. chapstick on there is a lot of work to. be done on a farm at night so what give. me one Harvest equipment Transportation. maintenance and pesticide okay so.

pesticide application that one's legit. yeah yeah and I would do that okay fine. you'll he the hear the. plane boss boss the plane the plane the. plane you're flying it but I'm saying it. to myself they do it with the plane. right like crop duster yeah I would do. that at night okay yeah this would. actually be a good but in the morning. there's so much more work to be done. there's so much more heavy lifting. during the day oh that's true we' hire. people. yeah what do you think we're doing we're. going to buy a farm why'd you pick me to.

lift everything well you got to help me. out he's sleeping you remember Matt. Damon bought a zoo no this is bad. friends buys a farm oh my God wait what. was it called We Bought a Zoo right We. Bought a Zoo Matt Damon bought a zoo We. Bought a farm bad friends buys a farm if. you or someone you know in your local. community has a farm for sale please hit. up bad friends pod uh and let us know. because we'd love to buy a farm I think. we should do it not not only that I this. is not a joke no no this is a joke oh. it's not no it's not is it is a joke I. want to buy a farm no I I want an animal.

sanctuary love that I want to like raise. animals and stuff I absolutely love that. yeah that's similar to a farm yeah it is. yeah that's what I mean yeah so yeah we. do want a farm yeah but he means but he. wants free roaming he wants free roaming. animals that are not touched for use of. the farm oh I love that but like. Jurassic Park but with pigs and we have. little you know the ride wait wait so do. we have patrons that are going to come. see our farm yeah we have a ride you're. right can we shoot guns on the tour yeah. we are going to shoot guns I refuse no.

you are no cuz I'm going to get what get. hit you going to kill yourself no the. kick back oh no no no it'll I'll go. brain damag we'll show you how to do it. and I'm brain damaged I'll be your arms. yeah I don't think I've never done it it. does a kickback right yeah but it's not. like that it's not that extreme it's not. I don't want to go pop and then a bird. falls what the [ __ ] good shot that. pretty good yeah what if I stand behind. you and I'm your arms and I fire the oh. we could do that cutest thing on earth. like like you guys are in ghost doing. Pottery but with guns but I can't see.

because I'm behind you yeah you know. what I watched on the on the plane was. the uh it was called it it was a new. show on Netflix like Wilderness people. it's kind of like uh the one that we. both like where they put them in Alaska. you know and they have to survive the. longest to make money I love it yeah but. this one's wild I don't know the name of. it but it's it no watch no that's not it. I don't know the name of the show I. downloaded it but the wild thing was. it's um to win the money you have to be. with a team and the team start. sabotaging each other so like at the.

beginning the old one that's alone alone. is the one we used to like I love it. where you win a million dollars if you. survive the longest this one is you're. with a team of people five people and. you can only win the money if you're. with a team you can't win solo so some. people drop out some people try to. switch teams and then other people start. sabotaging other teams like ruining. their tents at night stealing their gear. whoa that's a good one it's tight it's. tight but they they only learned later. in the series that they're allowed to. kind of there are no rules at the. beginning they're all kind of playing by. the you know the rules that you would.

assume is like we don't need to go near. the other group we fish individually we. da d da but then at some point somebody. breaks the rules steals from another. Camp because they're hungry how far can. you go I can't tell you how it ends. really it's pretty dark I'll go all the. way you're just going to kill. everybody except for one guy you need a. guy or a girl with you because you need. to win with a team does a guy have to be. alive you can still a team here they are. yeah yeah there's something about Bernie. you I mean can you do that by the way. the combination of weekend at Bernie and.

something about Mary might be one of the. funniest movies there's something about. Bernie just did that right his dead his. his dead body just he just says come. come in his hair I did that I did that. combo I combo two movies wow but imagine. them dragging him to a party with jizz. in his hair like there's something about. Bernie that's true what a what a great. mov it's a great movie what did you. watch on the plane you better you guys. better load up your uh iPads to watch.

stuff on the bus the streaming is going. to be tough you better download Baby. [ __ ] oh we can't wait but is there going. to be like a DVD player yeah there's a. DVD have DVDs well I'm hoping we can. play a movie in the bus at all times. okay we will but also who who has DVDs I. I'll bring the DVDs I've got the Matrix. trilogy I've got um uh view from the top. with gwth balra right great what else.

I'm just gonna watch my own Pi some. George Carin DVDs let's watch some stuff. with her I like I like TV on at night do. you guys like TV on at night no no no oh. this is going to be a. long can I ask you a question yeah. please I never thought about this mhm. you know before I go to bed I. masturbate yeah there's a rule we didn't. talk about yeah yeah so before I go to. bed every night mate are we sleeping on. the bus right we are so what does one do.

you have to go outside you have to go. outside if you want to Jer off in the. woods yeah well it doesn't have to be. the woods it can be the fields but you. have to jerk off you have to bring a. jerk blanket you don't know about this. no this is a tour bus staple you got to. bring a little blanket you lay down on. the ground you burrito yourself in the. blanket you jerk off in it okay on the. ground yeah you got to lay down outside. the bus yeah or maybe maybe you know. what I'll take this opportunity not to. do it actually this is nice if you want. to practice real celibacy then no. ejaculation at all yeah I think I'm.

going to do it but if you if you go too. long without ejaculating you know it. starts leaking out of you through the. Dig everywhere just everywhere you cry. it you. can you're like Jesus first of all first. of all you wouldn't even have to tell us. that you're jerking off you would just. do it in your bunk without us knowing. why would just how loud are you when you. jerk off well I've never done a. silent I'm Ruckus it's a Ruckus what do. you mean are you you're audible when. you're doing it yeah I make yeah of. course oh yeah you know mean all that no.

nobody makes noises when they jerk off. like that he's like. harder to himself yeah I go to the left. to the left I like well Beyonce is fine. do you guys make noises when you jerk. off no no that's insane everybody is. quiet didn't you when you grew up in a. house with your brother and your parents. you didn't have to jerk off quietly like. a like a human everyone has to be quiet. when they do it well I always do it in. the bathroom yeah me too but you you. still have to be quiet in there yeah you. know um I'll learn how to do it I'll be. a ninja I mean it's in your blood I'll. masturbate like a ninja I got to tell.

you the most embarrassing thing about. learning to jerk off in the in the. bathroom was my dad like what an [ __ ]. we're at dinner and I had just gone. through you know really learning about. how to do it and we're at dinner and. like it's quiet and my dad has like. shoveling peas in his mouth I remember. him eating. peas and he like takes a break and he's. like chewing and he goes been spending a. lot of time in the bathroom. and my mom was like Hey and I was like.

oh my God they've been talking about it. wow it gave me the worst Panic on Earth. dude wow and after that moment I didn't. jerk off for like a. day no it was it [ __ ] me up dude it it. gave me so I was so embarrassed I was. like but you did it through memory back. then right what jerking off yeah oh yeah. well back then you didn't have anything. I mean computers barely loaded a porno. picture it took like 25 minutes it's it. we yeah we had to jerk off to the you. know what I did the most actually was uh. um Victoria Secrets Victoria Secret was.

my favorite dude I'd steal that. immediate my mom never got one if never. right I'd give her like the holiday one. you know what I mean yeah that I'm like. yeah I guess they only send it out for. Christmas it's so funny how jaded we are. now how spoiled we are you mean yeah. well like when it comes to that like if. if you said I'll give you a million. dollars here's a Victoria Secret right. you might as well just give me the Bible. cuz I'm not going to be able to do it. not going to be able to do it yeah yeah. like could you do it could you. masturbate through Victoria Secret I. mean 20 years ago yeah no now no not. there's no way I I could probably now I.

mean I don't know I mean if I if I went. two months without doing it maybe I can. do it yeah yeah yeah but not next day. after watching porn or whatever do you. need visuals juicy um sometimes but also. have a pretty good imagination see women. have such better imaginations than men. creative Harry Potter yeah what about a. woman right yeah yeah it was and she was. jacking off to that when she she was. definitely jacking off to her own stuff. also your imagination I thought you were. going to say also the vaccines aren't. real yeah.

also. sorry Trump 2026 um no but I do think. that most women in in in my life that. I've ever encountered can do that. without porn don't need visuals yeah. don't need it they don't need it because. their brains are more powerful when it. comes to. sexualization we we are weak we are weak. with that stuff we need to see stuff. that's why [ __ ] men see things and. and it's like you know like the cartoon.

where they get the googly eyes and the. jaw drops It's like because we're visual. beasts we like need the thing to be like. yeah they don't need that like you women. love to sometimes make love in the dark. I hate the dark I do I need a little bit. of a bathroom light in I have a flood. light on in the room really yeah I don't. like it in the dark do you like sex in. the dark um yeah I think I better than. yeah they like the dark cuz they don't. want to see us yeah oh really yeah I'm. sure Brad Pit nobody wants to [ __ ] that. guy in the dark I like you know you know. what I mean no one ever [ __ ] a hot guy.

in the dark yeah we're getting [ __ ] in. the dark because that's stand oh that's. what it is it hurts yeah yeah inter the. problem is they don't want to see us. yeah I had a girl friend uh of mine who. every time she get up from the bed she. would cover her ass she hated her ass. what do you mean put her hand over her. crack yeah with both hands she would get. up and just with and cover her ass and. go to the bathroom that's very weird. weird what I never saw it. I never saw it live you never saw it. well do it live do it live do you think.

it's because she didn't want you to like. thummer her or something why would I do. that well well maybe somebody did in her. past and she's now like every time she. gets up she's like well that's a thing. that happens yeah she just hated it but. do you cover your. penis what like if you're with back in. the day when you're with a woman yeah. it's you know you you wherever you are. it's lit right yeah sometimes after you. make love you know it shrinks no what it. shrinks after you make love to a woman. your penis doesn't stay hard it shrinks.

back to its normal State I mean I I. think post post coidus I still stay. pretty I don't stay hard but it stays. pretty nice I mean I think it's my. favorite look oh you you like it yeah. there's like my fall look you know right. yeah when it goes when it goes down. there's my oh you do have fall colors. yeah yeah what what what season am I. you're 100% fall as well this whole show. is fall oh it yeah we're yellow and. orange we're fall oh and we also have a. little bit of uh she's spring she's.

definitely spring yeah summer spring. what's Carlos winter yeah I winter. nights winter nights freezing yeah ice. yeah and then um Pete winter no I think. I gota be honest with you what's a guy. Paul bunan he's yeah yeah yeah I think. Pete Pete's Autumn oh maybe yeah which. is the same as as fall different word. for fall yeah but but but honestly but. but Autumn is different because you're.

you're different you scare us a little. bit I'm not going to lie there's days. where Pete comes in and I think he's. going to hurt us I'm a little bit. serious yeah see yeah yeah and he's such. a lovable creature when you know him you. know him but man oh man there's days. when I walked in today he went did you. miss me. Andrew I said I sure did Bud yeah and he. goes I'm back from Spain wow you know he. was in Spain for like how long were you. there uh one week was it fun God it felt. of fun would you go with Andreas or no. no I went with my family my wife's from. Spain oh wow they had this incestuous.

thing where like he's with a Spanish. girl Andreas is with a Pete type of girl. love Spain Spain's the best see what I. mean and George is with Filipinos it's. like it's all weird and twisted it's. twisted I don't like it I like Real. Americans what like true Americans I'm. from here I just I went on a vacation. yeah yeah foreigners what the [ __ ] yeah. dude get it right get it right d get it. right man all right here's the. deal well I've been to Louisville. hold on cuz Sarah my ex-girlfriend Sarah. is from Louisville Louisville Kentucky.

so I used to go to her house and you. know spend the Christmases and stuff. there I love Louisville that's where the. that's we're going to go see the hores. by the way you know that right I've. never ridden a horse oh I love hores I. don't think they're going to let you on. one but we're going to go we're going to. be in Louisville this week and then. we're going to be in Atlanta we have two. shows in Atlanta the second show first. show sold out come get the second show. second show I love Atlanta so much yeah. one of my favorite cities to go perform. in and then we do Memphis Memphis uh. Tennessee by the way we found out before. this it's drag is illegal in Tennessee.

so we're going to be all in drag for. almost the whole show great cuz I think. we'll get fined great isn't that where. Elvis got in trouble didn't he get a. ticket in Memphis for you know where did. Elvis get in trouble for gyrating his. hips he got like a ticket didn't he get. arrested for it or something anyway in. Memphis Tennessee because Tennessee is. against drag we're going to uh we're. going to be wearing all drag everybody. is going to be in drag for the show. remember when Aussie Osborne peed on the. Alamo love it did you know that it he. was banned from ever going to the Alam. for biting a bat there right b a bat but.

also have you been to the Alamo I have. yeah it's worth peeing on yeah I want to. pee on every time I look at it I want to. pee on it yeah they fought Mexicans. there [ __ ] that yeah we don't like it. don't raid the [ __ ] building then in. Jacksonville Florida that's where he got. arrested yeah so stupid all right so hey. Memphis and then we go to Northfolk. Virginia I bet you almost none of you. guys have been to Northfolk I've been. there you have you played yeah well. we're doing it and then we're doing. North Carolina hey Durham Durham home of. the Durham Bulls great ball club and. then Charlotte after that uh in North.

Carolina because after that in May baby. in May we're going to Texas we're doing. our big old Texas run we got two shows. in San Anton Houston we're going to see. his family I want to say something just. for um so that we can get along and you. know I think we should if there's. resentments that build up or anything. that we want to say we should just say. it at at the time okay because I don't. want to hold in anything you know what I. mean are you GNA tell us something now. no I'm just I don't know what's going to. come up okay right but there's like. certain things like you know Carlos.

don't do that you know what I mean so I. just want to be able to let's just be. mindful about people's emotions yeah cuz. we're we're going on the road I've never. spent that much time with you no no have. you ever spent that much time with me no. well I mean we we we've gone on trips. together yeah but that's different than. this this this is like this well so I. think we should have us we should have. this will be really fun you know what I. think we should do let's do a bad. friend's box and put a box on a table. and it's anonymous and you can drop. cards in there anonymously about what's. bothering you that's happening on the.

bus okay yeah and we'll read it off. we'll read it off at the end of the week. end of the week yeah or after let's be. real about it let's not [ __ ] around no. let's just say it yeah yeah I'm going to. say it let's be honest and say it can I. put my initials well then it's not. Anonymous buddy what's I'm not saying. with the full name yeah but maybe I'll. put his initials oh see that's what I'm. saying and that's going to be my. complaint always my [ __ ] initial how. will you know yeah yeah you won't know. yeah I won't know yeah this is good bad. friends box on the bus bad friends Bo On. The Bus uh come see us live badf friends. pod.com come see us so much we're.

touring around all over the place we're. in the middle of the tour right now love. you guys love you thank you for being. being a bad. [Music]. friend wo.