Bobbi Althoff Hates Us | Ep 210 | Bad Friends

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Francisco uh Tampa uh go to Andrew. san.com for all of those dates see you. soon you two are bad friends who are. these two idiots a white dude and an. Asian dude you two are. disgusting you two are something we're. bad friends her attitude's already. stinky she's a stinky attitude already. dude you're telling me she stinks. already put the mic as close to.

I think she physically smells good but I. think her attitude is stinky let's what. do you think the what are you what are. you guys. doing don't hand it to her nice dude. that's a celebrity dude Jesus is. she yeah she is oh whoa dude have to. wear these you don't have to no but it. helps hear your own don't that you don't. want to [ __ ] your hair it's fine don't. do that here then throw it down or just. put it wherever just hold it please hold. it thank you I love these um slacks the.

buttons on the side are cool is this um. fashion what Grandma's couch is this. made out of yeah I was waiting for that. well they I got you pants by the way I. got you a gift where do you find those. you don't buy those where do you find. them I got you a gift for real cuz I. know you like fashion oh I got gifts no. you don't dude have a ring so nonth. thoughtful that's a ring that that a fan. gave you but you like Korean okay Korean. what Korean. Rings what is that it's from the that's. ring is from theore from the war Korean. War okay yeah you know we had a war.

right this is fun I got. you I got your pants I got you pants. yeah um you did yeah I got you've never. got me. pants you know what I got. you if you say career it's going to. really bother me. dude you said it no that's what you feel. I didn't say it you said it yeah I had. one before not great yeah but I had. one oh you know what.

nck sck Niki has really got in your head. my friend Ricky snicky is really got his. head one on Amazon yeah number one on. Amazon um I did get you a gift these are. for you these are pants what are they um. these are Yeezys Yeezy pants I bought. you Yeezy pants I'm not kidding at all. he saw they Yeezy pants go ahead and. open them up so she can see open them up. for her so she can see look at that hold. that up what do you think thank you so. much you like those I love them those. are vultures those are ye so why are.

they so big they're her. size I don't think they are pretty sure. they are are those for. moamar not that he's big but I'm just. saying okay yeah what were you saying. your attitude right now is different go. ahead and introduce Our Guest Bobby. Altoid that was so. funny ladies and gentlemen it's Bobby. alof. alof um are you are you Jewish no do you.

want to. be what type of question is that's a. silly one yeah you're you you aren't. Jewish no are you sure I'm sure have you. done a 23 in me do you know your history. yeah your genetical. makeup do you think you might have owned. your family might have owned slaves. maybe is that what you're going to. ask yeah what do you think Bobby Al is. of Jewish made being Jewish schol again.

did you what is did you guys just make. this up yeah we wrote all these articles. yesterday before you came. in interesting yeah huh on the inter why. does it say I'm of Jewish descent are. you no what's the deal why are you so. adverse I'm just confused I did I did do. 23 and me I'm not can we stop like. looking me up or whatever you're doing. I'd love to hear about your upbringing. oh great may I ask some questions.

sure was there a lot of. flowers growing up like did you see. Wilderness did you see. nature what do you mean like when you. walked outside did you see. TW birds like what what are you trying. to get at I I I want to know if you. lived in the city or if you lived grew. up in the suburbs or the farm take it. down oh you're right you think so take. it down just a little bit I don't know. dude she's provoking me dude too high. right now all right let me ask you.

another question I mean the same. question but in a different way I want. keep it down yeah keep it down I keep it. down Bobby Altoid no that's off that was. so funny the second time and the first. time we going to see it again look at. her she's G she's ready for you can you. ask your. question my work speaks for. itself it does it does so um Bobby yes. do you not have a question it sounds. like you don't have I do I no I do I did. you grw up in the in the suburbs or the.

city um like kind of on a farm a little. bit exactly that's what I thought thank. you yeah yeah so your dad was a farmer. no okay just I grew up on two acres one. or two acres two acres okay how I I. don't want to know the specifics but um. is your dad a doctor no what did your. dad do he builds houses Architect no. contractor oh contract my bad yeah. handyman contractor architect did your.

mother work janitor. custodian president fix it. boy blue collar not a collar at all in. fact probably T-shirts if I'm being. honest no collar no no collars did did. your mother did your mother work no what. did she do she would be really mad if. she heard me say that though oh cuz she. raised you she did and that's work and. it's work a lot of work uh I think a lot. of work to raise her I think so yeah.

raise me or people in general just me. you specifically is moming a job of. course what well you're you have that. job right I do yeah yeah you're a mommy. why do you talk like that did you like. work is it a mommy I can't believe. people enjoy listening to you guys oh. and vice versa yeah if I may yeah no I'm. kidding I we know why you're popular we. like you a lot we've considered you the. third bad friend and we also um are huge.

fans of yours and also can I just say. something you know we normally probably. wouldn't do other people's podcasts we. generally try I do a lot M I do a lot. but you do everybody's I do everybody's. but um when you ask you and Mark Norman. are in the race for h i I know you'll do. it yeah but when you asked I was like. well can I ask you a question. though because you asked me way before. like six months before I actually did it. so what the [ __ ] happened you call you.

text me and you go or you dm' me you're. going can you do my podcast I'm going to. come over Friday Friday comes around. you're no a no show and I don't hear you. from you for six months later it wasn't. a noow I said I text you and said sorry. to me that's no shows that's not okay. you were a show I text you you you. texted me I didn't just like ghost you I. know but it was hour before yeah an hour. before yeah before you came to my yes an. hour before you came to my like I'm not. com do you want an apology no I want to.

know what happened TAA had to do it that. day you got bumped for. tigga can I may I ask you a serious. question MH who did better numbers I. mean the audio download TAA did Tiger's. audio downloads are going to be better. than yours for sure okay go to click on. her profile picture her photo There You. Go videos yeah. videos go down to Tiger all right so. bobb's at what what does it say 1.8. million right there with his leg spread. 1.9 1.9 thank. where's.

TAA right there at five five million. okay he wins he did that hurt so bad it. was no the whole thing hurt but the but. the um the Tik Tok um views were pretty. good for me. yeah I saw a clip that got like 55. million or something yeah yeah yeah we. did have a clip that did that so for six. months then you're like okay I'm going. to do tigga and then for 6 months you. were gone yeah in that 6 months you. didn't think of me no I did but you were.

like probably not I actually thought you. were really mean and I wasn't looking. forward to meeting you but Rick glasman. assured me that you were nice in real. life there's a guy you should always. listen to yeah what do you what's your. opinion. now uh not much has changed I don't know. so you scare me a little wow wow it's my. what was your pre what was your opinion. of me before you met me and then after. truly I had no opinion of you before. good.

people generally don't I had heard of be. honest people don't have an opinion to. me before generally don't and then when. they meet you they kind of do and that's. a good thing yeah well yours is usually. negative no it's positive she just said. she thought you were an [ __ ] and then. she met you and it was confirmed but she. had an. opinion I think it's better to have an. opinion than not having an opinion. before you should have less opinions is. how I feel you know you're acting. strange today dude what is it you think. you didn't sleep well or something did. not I know I can tell all night I was.

worried about this interview yeah me too. all night I woke up four times to pee. thinking what are we going to do what. are we going to talk to this [ __ ]. goon about yeah yeah and and I didn't. get any sleep and now. I what was your opinion after we. met you're lovely am I yeah we got on. pretty well let me ask you wait wait no. no stop I want to move on can I ask one. more L and then we'll move on cuz your. yours haven't been there's been no good. questions out of you so far. who Who Am I Wrong can we back this up.

or no I like the flower question yo that. one was a [ __ ] home run way to go. Pete okay the flower question yeah I. liked it yeah it's called Nature's. Beauty you don't know about Nature's. Beauty dude you're on fire. today go ahead all right go ahead so um. your opinion of Andrew after you met him. is your opinion stronger about him than. my your opinion about me after that we. met is the love you have for me more. than the hate you have for Bobby I don't. think that came out SM I just that came.

out weird that came out weird is that. how is that how you meant it is the love. for me bigger than the hate for Bob. that's how I meant it yeah. uh it's like a tie good yeah that's good. oh that's good where'd you go huh to get. that creation yeah okay anyway go you. what are you plugging creation what the. [ __ ] is going on with you today what is. going on with you dude even you saying. this right now now you would never ask.

what's going on with me I don't like it. whatever yeah yeah whatever you're doing. right now stop it I had a you're trying. to brag in front of her or something I'm. not yeah you're changing your thing like. you know what I mean like I'm. like ow that hurt is this normally how. your podcast goes you talk to each other. while your guest watches oh do you want. to yeah let's not compare podcasts yeah. let's not do this because because yours. yeah there we. go.

um you're little girls you're a little. girl you're two kids oh no I mean your. children yes I have a I have a real. question okay slow down dude I'm this. close to what to what honestly to what. leaving not leaving but like really. having it having it I'll ho down with. you okay let's ho down then what you got. to sleep better and you had a good set. last night no you're delusional dude. Bobby yes put your phone down right. noward dude you know what so what is. your question no I have a question yeah.

with your little ear sticking out like. that you know you look like a Wood Elf. thank you like from the movies going to. look up what that is yeah yeah we're. going to show it you really look like a. Wood Elf right show the fans there. that's a nice look what would her wood. elf name be huh what would her name be. there we go that's she her thank you. bingaling alow Stevens. bingaling is balow Stevens thank you and. you live live in the deep forest sounds.

good yeah in that mythological world. what do you think I would. be a troll a little troll I'm a little. troll or a big troll big troll okay [ __ ]. you big troll [ __ ] you dude I have to. ask I want to know this is a question. because I think about this a lot my. buddy has three. girls when the girls reference their. father what do they call him Dad Dad or. dad Daddy Daddy they say Daddy yeah I.

just feel like I don't if I ever have a. daughter I don't want do you want your. daughter to call you Daddy it's not. weird don't make it weird yeah you could. do Papa pop that's weirder how is pop or. Papa or poppy weirder than daddy Daddy's. only weird cuz Daddy's what Puerto. Ricans call everybody don't spake me. Daddy see no it's weird it's weird it. just sounds weird you know what I mean I. don't like I'll do my homework. Daddy.

right doesn't it sound weird I don't. like Daddy yeah I don't like Daddy. either gross me cute yeah yeah why is it. why then why sweet but then how come it. transfers over into adulthood people do. that to like everything go do it again. do it to something. else nice try thank you yeah nice. [ __ ] try no one goes no adult male. goes mommy you'd [ __ ] throw up on. site if some if I walked into a friend's. house and he was like Mommy can we have. Mita America yeah also shut the [ __ ] up.

right now dude no see what I'm saying. though daddy transfers into adult langa. is. koreanet how does APPA sound appa's. great yeah APPA and om I'll do my. homework. APPA you R it. already what do you think well I know. you don't do your homework so I think. that's it you're definitely getting. spanked anyway it's apaa and right yeah. dude you're so. bilingual that's he Japanese but anyway. did you know what kind of Asian I.

am you know wait wait. wait you don't know what kind of Asian I. am do you care no um what's your. favorite ethnic food Mexican oh you like. it what dish do you get what Mexican. dish do you get tamali oh. basic what do you think do you really do. you think the word basic would apply to. you genuinely or no no cuz it's not it's. not a negative connotated thing basic is.

kind of nice I'd say I'm basic yeah I. would say the same thank you I'm complex. you are you are you are complex you know. what I am diverse I'm two shifts away. from the Rubik's Cube being solved and. you're when all the colors are [ __ ]. all over the place which is beautiful. it's not a bad thing I I. disagree okay I'm already solved all the. colors on on all the right sides ABS. [ __ ] lutely yes you're you really. think you're a cohesive thing yeah but.

then I mix you're [ __ ] nightmare. right you [ __ ] it up every morning but. then I but at in the morning it's back. to the same colors right it's like a. movie yeah right like every day you [ __ ]. up all this [ __ ] and then overnight it. somehow everything fixes it you know why. because everybody else is doing it for. you someone comes in the room I swear to. [ __ ] you're dude I'm telling you right. now dude you're this close of having a. [ __ ] ho. down you're this close and you we. haven't had a ho down in a very long. time dude and I'm willing to I'll I'll. get my cowboy hat and I'm willing to go.

down dude go get it Focus heha dude. focus on the guest okay let's go she's. on her phone again again oh my God she's. bored she's not bored oh she is no no. you're not how about you know what you. you you you are more than welcome to. leave at any time I don't want her to. can I if you want to go go actually will. I don't want you to if she wants to go. let her go we did hers who cares she. does ours if you want to go I I don't. want to keep you here if you don't feel. like being here if you don't have any. questions I do I have a million of them.

I have a million questions all right. she's ready to go let her go this is the. first time I've ever seen it but I think. that you're a decent human being looking. human. being decent looking human being and all. of it I mean in the insides as well. thank you so much were you really saying. a question what were you saying what you. were saying I was you know what I'll be. honest with you I was like I don't have. any questions so then I just you know. what I mean I went with my instinct. right and it came out weird you're basic.

looking good looker what's on what's on. Bobby alto's Spotify top songs like kids. music like what like um Miss Rachel that. kind of stuff she doesn't make Spotify. music she doesn't she doesn't have any. jams not on Spotify how about Peppa Pig. and they don't listen to their music we. you know what Bobby let's create a child. song now I'll do a line you do a line. we'll go all the way down the LA sounds. good yeah red balloon in the sky with. the butterfly me sliding down the slide.

at the park this. afternoon I'm I'm gonna. pass we'll try it again yeah yeah yeah. ahead what yeah I'm not giving nothing. no no go ahead Bob well you how about. open your heart before you when we get. to you not make a decision now okay you. know what I mean yeah okay and the red. train going down the. track who's that man standing outside my. window. we can just keep doing it yeah yeah go.

ahead it's the mailman but he's got a. funny eye why is he staring at me for so. long today he doesn't have mail but two. hatches in his hand interesting and no. pants on his legs I call him Billy but. he goes I'm not Billy today I'm a. [Music]. murderer you guys rehearsed lot yeah we. [ __ ] rehearsed it it's called.

improv what are you doing sorry too much. yeah it's enough I like it too much no I. like it yeah yeah did you ever did you. ever did you take improv classes I. should I think you should I think we. should teach her now no I don't want to. no because I'll tell you why what I. noticed when I did hers in my mind I'm. like she doesn't know. improv yeah she does yeah so I'm like. she if we could teach her then maybe you. know what's Bobby's comfort zone where.

do you feel the most happy uh sleeping I. love that yeah how many hours a day not. many because of the children yeah let me. ask you something yeah cuz I know a guy. who saw his Nanny hit his hit the kid oh. wow on the thing in the face yeah it was. abuse wow and the cop showed up a couple. days later couple days it's LAPD Bud. yeah they got stuff going on yeah unless. it's a gang war it's like a k a kid hits.

big [ __ ] deal if I took that call. deal but I can if you saw that would you. I mean obviously what would you do be. enraged yeah I'd fire her you'd fire her. but would you call the authorities yeah. okay like she slapped my kid yeah that's. it that's it yeah you're not going to go. physically assault her you're not going. to have a ho down you're not going to. make a ring a dingding to somebody who. should not would not be named and have. that woman disposed of for slapping my. kid yeah no in the sea you go you cross.

my kids in the sea is that another song. yeah in the sea you hit my kids you you. don't my kids in the sea if you hit my. kids you drown in the sea okay my bad if. you hit my kids I will drown you in the. sea Pacific Ocean we got to be specific. why because I think the Pacific is um. it's a bigger ocean but it's not a sea. Pacific Ocean isn't sea exactly oh. Mediterranean Sea so far pretty indian. sea no that's far how about the bay. Mexico Bay.

sure it's not a c either yeah can you. please back on her phone back on your. phone you guys keep talking to each. other what am I supposed to do just. stare it yeah okay yeah I well do. whatever you want be free we're just so. glad you came what's that tattoo on your. left arm there uh my. children holding hands will you uh have. another one I was going to say will you. regret that. tattoo um cuz they're going to get. bigger than not going to look anything. like that that's going to be.

embarrassing you're these are my kids. but they yeah no I think it's a fond. memory they're already bigger than this. they have these outfits I saved them. they you saved those outfits yeah. because they're like forever etched on. my body do you have any on your legs no. okay yeah blue this episode is sponsored. by Blue Chu Let's Talk About Sex you. want to bring the heat in the bedroom. now you can increase your performance. and get that extra confidence in bed. listen up blu.com bluechew is a unique. on online service that delivers the same.

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friends anyway disgusting you're oh God. you I remember you saying that a lot. when I was with you I was disgusted a. lot you didn't say she didn't say that. once did she not not on ours yeah you. cuz I I think I disgusted you yeah many. times many times he did not disgust you. well he wasn't like putting his toes out. and like oh my toes are disgusting. taking his shirt off I didn't take my. shirt off how dare you I think you did I. did yeah I think I did yeah I did but I.

apologize for that but it was hot we're. playing tennis and you tried to like hug. me without your shirt on you don't hug. right you don't hug I hug no I know your. children but not Str no you don't hug. other people not really like if we gave. to when you say goodbye when we you. wouldn't give a hug would you I would no. you would I do would you hug. me I don't. hug that makes perfect sense yeah she. doesn't hug who in the room would you. hug um so that's Pete on the left that's.

uh uh mcon in the back and that's fancy. in the white say something about Mone. right now I. think who would you hug I hug you. wouldn't hug interesting thing about. Mone right now you know I hug like my. family what what what's going on I. thought remember mcon thought he had a. shot with po oh yeah get on the mic you. want to say. something I don't know if you want to. approach this at all but I know you're I. know you're you're he literally thought. he had a shot with you it's so silly. well you're single now yes uh yes yeah.

and I don't know if it's sensitive and I. don't want to be rude and disrespectful. to that and I mean I'm being genuine. okay but this this this guy this Mor. this [ __ ] he says to us he goes I think. she's I think she's really pretty and I. said okay great and then he said I think. I think when I go with you to the thing. maybe I'll try to chatter chatter up and. I said okay good luck silly silly man. and then he said what do you mean good. luck you think I don't have a chance. with her and I said I said abely not. absolutely well Bobby said absolutely. not and I said do you think you do and.

he said I think maybe she'd like me no. he started going I have The Gift of Gab. Gift of Gab that's what he said he said. the gift of it's a Minnesota term and. then also he was like very cocky about. it and then when I saw him after it he's. like no I didn't have a chance didn't. well he didn't say one word yeah didn't. say one word so you want to say a couple. of words now you're a foolish man go. ahead no step up to the mic and say what. you need to say I thought you know we're. two movers and shakers young you think. that you're even let him do it let him. do it you know get up on the mic so she.

can see you and say what you need to. say go ahead the hair is coming back in. I was bald for a bit. but you know she can't even look you in. the ey feel a little more confident. again but no she's uh she's intimidating. can't. can't that's yeah that's your pitch. that's the pitch that's the pitch it's. so weak W you guys said that this one. was her latest man I did not yeah they. say that not me I don't say that yeah.

yeah yeah Bobby do you do you is this. the kind of guy that you would date in. your next round of life no no exactly. and why though just give me some some. reasons just come curious I feel like. he's like 20 he's well he he's you're. same age I feel like I'm 40 so unless. he's 40 then he's not my same age you're. the same age but go ahead what else what. is what some other he has no money I. could I'm guess can I. guess he has absolutely no money is okay. let's get past that yeah okay beyond the. age and the money thing what else I feel.

like those are two pretty big things but. let's add some more for. fun yeah yeah for the sake of the show I. mean is he attractive to you he have a. mullet did I see one he has a mullet he. has a mullet yeah yeah for now for now. okay okay there's another is he. attractive um and like a kid like like. oh look at that kid so if he calls you. Mommy that's okay that's disgust well. that's Al although can I say something. last night cuz I'm I have a friend. visiting me and this friend of mine yeah.

she goes you know I I know you're going. to get mad but I have to say that I. think makon is cute and it literally. last night I literally lost my mind yeah. is this a girl that you're D yes I. literally lost my mind that would gross. me out it grossed me out so he's not. cute though at all I didn't I i' have no. opinion well look at him right now real. fast do you see anything you like over. there I don't want to can we set you. guys up on a date no please no okay. pretty. please no okay good well you know I'm.

single Bobby I'm considered the Korean. Timothy Shyamalan so. um Timothy shalam shalam you're more. you're not really a Shalom what am I. more like a tuong. Fu bring up chalam yeah that look at how. [ __ ] beautiful that kid is that's not. you wait do that face oh yeah I see. it I see it you see it yeah I see it. actually mhm. look at him okay I really love and I.

really appreciate you I love you feeling. what you just felt cuz I really need you. to stay where you are sometimes cuz he's. getting real ahead of himself yeah is he. he's late to everything yeah I paid for. him to come out to New York I pay for. his life I mean and I love him he's. family to me I said come out to New York. from the premiere of my movie I want. let's ask Bobby what she would have done. in the circumstance my mother is in town. I flew my mom for the premiere of this. movie kind of a big deal me out huh you.

didn't play me. out. why why would friends oh do you want to. come to a premiere of something no but. offer should have been okay well [ __ ]. dude so I flew my I flew my mom. out I said you have one job M you have. to meet me at the premiere and I want. you to film me and my mom getting out of. the car together it's a special moment. for me mhm one job did you get that. footage so did you get the footage as a. big yes or no I can't believe Brooklyn.

at the time no no no no no no did you. get that footage were you there before. me to get the car me getting out of the. car I got on the train yes or no were. you there before me to get me and my mom. the one thing I asked you before you did. you fil me and my mom getting out of the. car I was you were getting out of the. car did you film me and my mom getting. out of the car no thank you what would. you do in that circumstance if that was. someone you hired on your team for one. special moment in your life who you paid. to do a thing and really no other. responsibilities he could have done. anything he wanted for the [ __ ] four. days in New York go party do whatever he.

wants one thing what do you do in that. circumstance and by the way whatever she. says goes fire. him you heard it out go thank you. Bobby he's been waiting for that for a. long that was super good right wouldn't. that hurt your heart yeah Bobby yeah um. when you're ready to date what are you. looking for oh. um let's have like a little checklist.

here so um can we ask you some questions. sure all right so um what if he had his. own. children that that's fine yeah I guess. okay that's fine Blended blended family. like the pretty buch like the pretty. buch I can't really like say no now that. I have kids right you can do whatever. you want what do you but what if they. had what what if they were like stay. home forever kids if you know what I. mean no I would prefer if they didn't. have kids you know what I mean they have. helmets you know what I mean what. they're stay home Forever Kids you know. what I mean they're just like whizzing.

around you know okay what's your next. question all right so that's number one. number two what if he was like um I. don't have a job but I have money is. that okay no he needs to work yeah what. if he just wants to stay home and take. care of the kids yeah and he wants you. to live your I mean they're whizzing. around his room his house he's got to he. needs to have his own life okay mhm how. short can he be uh at least 6 feet tall. so has to be over 6 feet mhm or 6 feet. is like the I it's it's just when people.

when people are like you it just really. you're just cutting out so many people I. think it's fair no it's not fair it's. not fair at all I think men under I want. to be able to wear heels and not and you. still can and not be. taller all right I mean it hurts me why. if because cuz cuz when I go on dating. sites how tall are you 5 three and a. half FL there's no way are you actually. you yeah yeah yeah I am I am and it's. like when I go on dating sites like Rya. some of the things say.

R wow wow that's a shot well I didn't. it's a shot to I shot you know you know. what you meant when you that's not what. I meant I just genuinely was wondering. if he's on they let you on that yeah. that's not what I said anybody wow it's. really going down not every that even. hurts more that anyone can get on it I. feel like I've seen that anybody you. just need like a referral code or. something a bunch of referrals by fancy. people thank you oh okay will you use. the apps at some point or you think. you're not going to do that I'm okay. you'll never do I'm waiting to to.

stumble upon the level all right so but. sometimes the app will go I'm not. looking for anyone under 6 feet and it. hurts me but anyway let's keep going. that's fine just date people under four. feet I like taller women not there's. definitely okay then fine there's women. who like short guys that's just not for. me okaying fair enough yeah there's a. lot of women that like sh you wouldn't. have dated Napoleon and that's a shame. on you he ran the thing he ran the thing. France I don't even know who that is. both of you guys have no idea IDE who. Napoleon is he ran the thing Dynamite.

yeah yeah there he is right there dude. naon Dynamite that's he was the same he. was the same height that's Bobby yeah. that's but killing the game look at him. look at his dick not that it's not that. big yeah you're right um all right let's. go back to the checklist May okay yeah. okay what if he um was blind in one. eye and in a fiery accident he his ears. would just burnt off so you just see. like holes on the side of of his head. but he covers it with hair right but.

when you look at it you can see like the. insides yeah you can see the workings of. the ear what do you mean what is it I'm. asking you a question next question oh. let's go back to the what if he was a a. religion like he was like Zoro asterism. you know what that is like one of the. original okay nothing all right so he. has to be over six feet. tall yes ask her a color what color what. is wrong with you guys what color what. color you guys I'm done what about Asian. are you uh okay with Asian men how many.

are over six feet how many Asian you. know what toe you know honestly not much. but anyway it's actually true that's. true interesting I'd love to see your. feet thank you Jiminy crickets jimy. crickets I [ __ ] up why would you say. that out loud I was looking at her boots. right now I go like the boots but I'm. like what's underneath it and I go. probably nice. feet you're not saying that a gross way. are you bud not a sexual no I don't find. her sexually attractive how big are your. feet. why what size shoe do you wear yeah.

that's why a six yeah yeah tiny I bet. you have long. toes are they long toes do you paint. them Bobby long toes yeah do you paint. your h i don't paint them myself no but. you get I bet you get. gels yeah like like you remember I know. I do remember dude that day I'll never. forget oh oh oh oh I for. got ouch.

ouch you get like little lint between. your toes. or will you save someone and send it to. him no it's just this is weird this is. what you do to me then I'm going to. leave here and tell people he so what. weird you say Bobby was weird that's so. [ __ ] it's so crazy because it's like why. can't you ask these questions you can. yeah I'm curious about your feet I'm. sure they're love. and I'm curious to see the condition.

they in I mean Pete am I wrong no not at. all exactly do you have a foot fetish I. might have one yeah cuz I've been. showing people mine yeah well you that's. not what a foot fetish is that's not the. same thing you know and I think mine are. so nice. look yeah you like what you see I don't. want to see. it do you um you drink or use drugs I. are you the police what are you asking. me that for maybe who's asking why are. you asking did you have something. traumatic happen in your.

life growing up no okay you're attacked. by an wild animal is that how you. usually get information out of people. yeah yeah you just like guess until you. maybe get it yeah yeah were you in a. cult were your parents in a cult no did. you go to church every Sunday yes what. church can we say that the religion what. kind of religion yeah what kind of. religion Christian well let's get into. Jesus Catholic no just just broad. Christian like the church was called.

Christian Church non-denominational yeah. yeah that's a cult you know what dude. shut the [ __ ] up that's enough enough. about you it is a little bit though but. in a good way I can see you at a. Pew on your hands and knees that's. Catholic they don't do that they don't. do pews that's I can see you see you in. the wooden bench okay on a wooden bench. right and then when the song comes you. know how they do the song you pick up. the booklet from the little I guess you. imately gra the book and really you. don't even need the book you have the.

you have it. memorized Jesus. Christ you're my Lord and. Savior like you guys are going to go to. Hall of and my. friend why are we why would we go to. hell for praising Jesus mocking. him really really yeah I think we're. showing love and respect do you still go. to church no when was the last time you. went. uhab what I love you. Satan another.

world BS a bob cool I do. both like I go both ways and that. confuses you that's right but that's the. Ying Ying of me I'm texting Luke oh. don't don't text Luke who's Luke my man. her manager why like I cut this out yeah. no please I you no no listen Bobby Bobby. Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby look. at him Bobby begging yeah Bobby begging.

please don't leave please don't tell. your manager that you know mean this was. an uncomfortable situation I really. apologize I worship you I love you so. much thank you so much for being here. Bobby thank you so much for being here. very. good I'm. kidding any other. questions well this was nice I love you. so much do I care about thank you okay.

and before we end I just want to ex. let's have let's have let's do I I know. what we're going to do all right because. I feel like we're in a hole okay who's. not we me I'm huming I'm I'm huming too. okay you're good like a bird yeah right. so what I'm want to say is let's go down. the line not a song Don't Worry right. but we express how we really feel about. each other before we go okay that's good. and and only positives no negatives okay. right. should I start this is your bit it's not.

a bit dude this is your it's an exercise. this is your exercise okay it's like a. gratitude list can you look at. me okay so Bobby here's how I feel about. you okay I'm honored to work with you I. am when I oh really I am when I did your. I was so grateful that you asked me to. do it because you're hot and the kind of. no like in terms of the numbers like. you're you're hot out there not in a.

like attractive way you know I mean. you're attractive but I know I feel like. it I feel like I'm drowning in sadness. all the way to China this one's going I. I know let me start over all right I was. really grateful that you had asked me I. thought we worked well well together it. got really good traction it helped me. out a lot um I also um I just think that. you're like a anomaly a very talented. person and I think that in this time of.

age we just need somebody like you out. there I think you're so important and I. just um I think that you're a good mom. thank you and I think I want to see your. feet that's it that's good right is that. good you you're oh then you I go to you. now okay yeah you're my. best and um you're the. best you know and we're going to Austin. tomorrow together tomorrow yeah yeah. it'll be fun yeah and I just like. working with you and I trust you IM. immensely God bless and I love you so.

much go ahead now your turn. okay Bobby. mhm be real. dude be. authentic Bobby good I got here we go. you. know it's happening I'm oh no cuz you're. feeling it and that's what I love it's. organic it's so organic D I'm letting it. rip. Bobby will you can you you know what go.

in the front room just so I can have. like a moment. this have a. cigarette I really want this to be I. want I want it to. count I'm sorry I made you come here and. do this I'm sorry I know you said you. didn't want to do it and you said this. going to be a waste of your time and you. don't like Bobby and he makes you. uncomfortable and you said it over and. over and I'm sorry okay do you accept my. apology no okay. that's up how do we get out of here Mone.

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yeah I didn't see dun and I'll tell you. why I want to re-watch Dune one before I. go again that's what I did the night. before I went to see my cousin just did. that that was a smart idea he got stoned. he watched Dune one and then he went to. the theater and watched Dune 2 so I. that's what I need to go back to do yeah. tell you this man Elvis he really has. got it Presley he's in it no hey what's. up with the sand no Austin Austin what's. going on over the sand yeah oh can I. have a bragging Point let me let me brag. can I brag no I got a better I got a.

better better bragging Point than that. what is it Austin Butler played Elvis. yes welln right yeah when we toured. Graceland you didn't come with us you. refused to tour Graceland when I toured. Graceland the teenage kids you know some. of like the you've already told the. story before not on this show I love it. I'm want to do it again can I can I tell. it teenage kids were like. stino bad friends loved it yeah the. woman goes I'm sorry I don't know who. you are yeah the guide I said that's.

okay most people don't she goes well. they seem to know who you are she goes. that's really surprising I've given a. lot of celebrity tours this place and a. lot of people just don't really. recognize anybody I said like who she. goes Austin Butler who played Elvis I. walked him through this entire property. not one person stopped him and I said. take that Austin Butler this is before. the movie came out no of course not. that's insane it came out it was already. way out I think as a guy he might be. unrecognizable he looks like a very like. he a chameleon yeah he.

able let me ask that's a chameleon I. want to say this though look at that guy. you might not know that's him bro he was. so good in Dune 2 I'm sure he was yeah. he played Frey fade R fade R fade Roa. Haron haran correct that's right yeah. let me have a chance to say it okay look. at how much better he look at look at. look at the the first picture down in. the second row I mean what a first. picture look at how handsome he is so.

handsome but as Frey cuz sting played. that part remember in the the David. lynon and he was and sting was. like every breath you yeah yeah that's a. police song isn't it yeah it's a Sting. still him very good but what's the. difference do you like sting more or the. police. more oh the police by far isn't that. weird though why did I not like sting. after the police because he went really. family kind of his songs were very like.

Poppy and no it was just yeah. like what's that one song that he sings. I don't even. remember uh oh oh oh he sing field of. field of oh yeah what's it oh he sings A. Streets of Philadelphia no not that's. the field what's the field one what's. the field one kidding give me the lyric. I think I can sing it no Fields of. [Music]. Gold. of rapture or whatever it is you.

remember that's it when the west wind. blow the ways of rapture that's right. yeah yeah Fields of Gold that's that. song what's your favorite police song oh. God I like it get on the ground get on. the. ground that's enough yeah yeah yeah I. can't. breathe I can't breathe why can't we do. that bad boy bad boy bad boy that was a. great song it was a really good song but. uh my favorite my favorite police song. was uh um maybe I'm going to sing the. hum and let's see if you know it ready.

my favorite police. song yeah. yeah. s yeah that song is about us you know. that right Rock Sand's a good song that. song that I'm singing is called man in. the suitcase it's literally about our. life why must I be the man in the. suitcas is with the strangest face yeah. the police were great so good so good.

and then um you know what I listened to. the other day that I was I had listen. the cars love so many good songs The. Cars Shake it. up Shake It. Up that's so good it is really good I've. been watching I haven't seen I haven't. seen anything because I've been watching. uh Shogun. Shogun everyone's talking about Shogun. Shogun is so good yeah but also I've. watching uh I watch curb I watch through. curb oh U Richard Lewis stay up to date.

on curb yeah amazing I heard shogun's. great there's only one. problem oh I'm not in it not enough. white people oh okay I I don't think. there's anything in Shogun for me though. I don't think so either why I can do. Shogun that's good yeah. yeah ow ow is that what it isow you got. the roll yeah I got it you got the roll. I why can't I. die I mean that's what they'd make you. do for sure I know but I can die in a in.

a dramatic show of. course no let me. just no let me just do it. right I'm sleeping I'm sleeping some. Samurai comes up to me go to. bed I'm like is he suck on my dick he's. not no I know no way then I go oh I feel. a pinching in my stomach oh it hurts. yeah in your mind when you're sleeping. you would hear that noise you go you.

check no dick sucking cuz my sides hurt. I look. [Music]. down. Tong why. tongo I I we grew up together in the. valley the river we at by the creek is. it too much I don't like I don't like. this why I don't know what it. is don't let me finish it okay that's.

why you don't you don't let me finish my. scenes not if they're falling apart I. know I'm like the I'm like the [ __ ]. conductor who's like baale ba but you're. directing it right so just cut it right. cut yeah so yeah exactly dude let's go. back to one and I'm as an actor I I'll. probably still do an Asian accent even. when I'm not shooting just to be in the. role. uhhuh could I ad lib yeah add rib I can. add rib yeah yeah yeah yeah are you. ready I'm so prepared action you say.

action or do I just go I have to say it. my my no no like a good director take. your own action oh really. yeah oh. oh oh. cut you're getting stabbed I know I. don't think you ow you when oh yeah yeah. yeah cuz the OU was this you're so. stupid dude sometimes who I'm the. director yeah yeah I I don't care dude I. fired no I I no don't fire me you're.

fired I going tell you why you're wrong. the OU was the first two is realization. oh you yeah yeah oh you and then oh you. is I open my eyes cuz I'm [ __ ]. sleeping yeah you're oh you're napping. yeah yeah and I'm going oh you right. betrayal betrayal oh that's the line. betrayal betrayal as you die yeah okay. ready. action oh oh you betrayal no it's a. little too ex I'm not done too excited. I'm not done are ready all right right.

okay I'll take my one oh you betrayal. Tony oh it's Tony. yes and it's it's Tony Soprano yeah well. let's fuse the Two Worlds I got to do. what I got to do yeah yeah sorry I got. to stab you show how would you would you. stab let me do you you do stab Shogun. sorry I got to stab you what do you want. to do yeah yeah let me stab you oh you. do now I'm the director but you have. it's. Shogun ready uh scene 46 Shogun you know.

the Rapture scene. action. cut was it not believable that I was. getting stabbed in my sleep yeah but. you're not an Irish guy how was I Irish. I look this way no but you're supposed. to be would give a Japanese guy oh okay. yeah yeah so we don't do that all right. so anyway God damn this guy I should. have auditioned this guy man I swear to. God I shouldn't have offered anyway.

Rapture scene scene 36 take for 15 and. action you stub me oh Fair it's cut I. mean yeah um what they say call The. Academy what do they say they go um you. know what I mean what does the director. say print that print. [Music].

that print that [ __ ] dead on it you. know when you go on a set and they have. that red light and it says do not enter. when light is on we're rolling always do. I always I do it every time I'm not. going to stop what are we talking about. let me in let me in what the [ __ ] is. going there's food in there let me I. don't understand what you're saying when. they're rolling on a stage they put red. lights up to make you make sure that you. know that they're rolling to not end oh. I never oh dude I go in every time I'm. hungry craft service is there I'm hungry. not only that it's like I always tell. because there's always wardrobe and. people waiting there cuz they don't want.

to cross and I go you know what I always. say I go I'm quiet yeah sneaky I slowly. and those doors are so heavy you can. there's padded too yeah they're fine. they're so fine that no one's going to. hear you yeah yeah oh my God I wanted to. show you this dude because because. because because because we're going to. Abu Dhabi people know. uh one of the princes ah Prince J bought. prince Jasmine look up look up no no no. just write write Saudi Prince billion.

dooll jet some guy just bought a billion. doll outfit of this jet look at this. [ __ ] thing it's going to blow your. mind maybe. it's is that yeah that's it the first. picture the first one Saudi print that. one a bill look at the [ __ ] photos of. this thing alwa a billion dollars yeah. so 500 million private Boeing jet and. then outfitted it with another I don't. even know it says it in the article I. mean dude the [ __ ] bedroom. we got to get one of the princes while. we're over that to let us on their plane. for a billion dollars he should have.

gotten an. Airbus okay you know what it's a 737 Max. exactly they're on recalls that's a. beautiful room though that's you and me. imagine sleeping together next to each. other but let me say something how many. princes are there because every time I. think about the Middle East Google it. how many people say there's so many. princes there's got to be you're my. little prince so does that count how. many princes are there in the Middle. East the number of princes is estimated. to be at at least 7,000 wow most of the. power and influence being wielded by 200.

or so we got to get to the 200 I think. the rest of them the. 6800 we don't need what are you talking. why not we want to get to the 200. princess we don't want to be like oh. that's the you know what I mean the. prince of that this mountain you got to. start somewhere buddy okay I'm imagine. you I'm print which one are you Jasmine. prince Jasmine yeah I prince Jasmine do. you know Prince aled SB do you know I do. not know but I've seen him at. [ __ ] you let me keep going with the.

bit I'm prince Jasmine right and I'm. going to tell you I just became Prince. there was only 6999 Prince okay Prince. I'm 7,000 prince prince Jasmine do you. hello I'm prince Jasmine you have a. private jet that we can go on oh yeah. wait how big is Southwest oh you own a. Southwest plane no I am number a one two. and three yeah we get to go on first wow. wow before business it actually would be. called uh far far Far East Airlines yeah. Far East air Far East yeah anyway uh.

what's your airline called in the Middle. East oil oil air oil air well deliberate. yeah and can I tell you how we got our. money how did you get your money we. don't have oil oh my family really. Barrel you own one barrel a several oil. barrel I hope you'd have a lot of. barrels no you 12 oh you own the. physical Barrel the barrels oh right so. we get a piece by the way a barrel prce. is so funny yeah Barrel P everyone's. like your money must have come from oil. he's like the barrels that's what I'm.

saying and they're like yeah but not the. oil inside like we manufacture barrels. also we are the barrel Barons we also we. have technology that we take sand and to. put in the mud oh you make sand mud we. have the technology you make S you know. how very simple water get out of town. yeah Barrel princess is actually a very. good idea the broke it'd be funny to be. like the broken you be Prince of the. prin. if you're the brokest of the princess. you be a prince now it's like your money.

must hi. hi hello um well at this hide this is. where the prince convention is MHM it's. interesting what is your. name oh I'm sorry I should know yes I'm. I offended you your prince. jabawaki I read about you thank you yeah. and you dance I will dance yeah yeah but. mostly yeah I count money mm I've made a.

lot of. money yeah do you know how can I guess. sure. rugs kind of yeah yeah cool Tays I own. the biggest toue company oh you do yes. but magical on head rugs head rugs but. they're magical tpay yes they will get. you [ __ ] magically when you put on. wowow that's a great prince the prince. barrel and Prince tupe gu should should. they should hang out by the way I'm sure. the the people listen to this in [ __ ]. Dubai are now like [ __ ] these guys [ __ ].

these guys yeah but can I when we go to. Dubai Abu Dhabi Abu Dhabi I've been. there before oh you've been to Abu Dhabi. yes I did a show there once United Arab. Emirates yeah we get business right yeah. it's business we're going for business. not pleasure no there a business class I. can't do a [ __ ] coach on that well I. hate to break it to you my friend but no. we're not flying business class we're. flying regular and we have to stop like. three times we have to stop like in. Japan are you [ __ ] kidding me right. now we stop in Japan then let's not do.

it uh we chop in Japan in Delhi and then. in for some reason we stop like. somewhere in Eastern Europe then we get. down there I don't think we should do it. then it was a good I got it an Expedia. it was like 38 bucks a person each. way wow it was worth it no we're have. you been to an I've been airports in the. in different parts of the world where. you see like chickens andot on the field. dude when we were in [ __ ] I don't I. don't even know if I told you this when.

we were leaving Sicily we were in this. [ __ ] airport it wasn't open we had to. wait outside the first flight was 10:00. a.m. these [ __ ] showed up at. like 9:56 wow and the guy was like okay. okay come come like open the gates to. the [ __ ] airport and I turned and I. was like to my dad I was like should we. not get on this [ __ ] is it was it a. one flight straight to America or was it. no it was a flight from Sicily to Rome. Ah that's where the good ones they open. the [ __ ] airport I'm not kidding. security was closed wow and I was like.

is this a good idea this guy showed up. like 5 minutes before we're taking off. what's what's the food like in Abu Dhabi. no sisily oh a lot of it's a well it's a. lot of uh fish it's a lot of seafood. southern Italy is a lot of seafood it's. you know a lot of Mediterranean style. stuff do you like if you like seafood go. down there if you're not a seafood guy I. highly recommend avoiding it because we. had there's always someone in your group. who's like I don't really like seafood. you're like well [ __ ] dude that's all. they have down here but is there a pizza. place of course yeah you're going to get.

pizza like is there like a round. table yeah there's a Jack In The Box you. know what's so funny there probably is a. Jack In The Box out there no there is a. pizza place down there but there's I. know obviously it's Italy but no there's. not a corporate pizza place no there's. no Round Table I'll tell you in Rome. there's like a Domino's or a Pizza Hut. Rome Rome in Rome has stuff like that. they have McDonald's they have all that. stuff all right it's [ __ ] it's Rome. it's Rome yeah yeah yeah it wasn't built. it was built on the shoulders of Pizza. Hut cuz let me ask you something about. pizza cuz you you got to get a pizza.

pizza yeah Pizza Pizza do so there's. different kinds right of what Detroit. yeah Detroit style chicag it's square. like a squared type of pizza yep and. then you have deepest Chicago where it's. deep deep deep deep deep deep deep Y and. what I'm saying is is that do do people. go in like there was there a guy in. Detroit like I don't like it. Circle yeah I'm sure he was an immigrant. moved there and decided to change the I. want Square uh-huh that's interesting to. me I love that yeah I do too you know. who these kind of people are people like. Bobby Lee people who break the mold.

people who go against the grain who swim. upstream who don't just do what. everyone's doing they challenge the. ideals that are put out in America right. now play some really inspirational music. they challenge the ideals of what's. happening in the world because most of. them are Antiquated [ __ ] boom bada. bing and bada boom bada bing I'm here. I'm here I'm. here [ __ ] you know make make well. welcome to the city open up a restaurant. I have a [ __ ] idea my friend what. kind of restaurant I'm From Italy oh. you're from Italy yeah where you from.

yeah where you from huh where you from. alab Applebee is out back Italy Apple. you're from Applebee Italy Applebee out. back all the garden in the garden he's. from Chile Italy how you doing bada the. boom bada the boom okay I'm pizza place. are you [ __ ] kidding I'm right over. here man I'm I'm over here man you're. over here I'm over here how you doing. all right how you doing let's a [ __ ]. pizza man all right all right tell you. something about where I come from my. family okay we take a very large.

pepperoni very large is this Sebastian. Mana scalco is that what you're doing no. no I'm not no I'm doing I'm a [ __ ]. down sorry sir you take it yeah right. got it check this out my friend right. right well and then we put the breading. on it oh it. reverse right so we I put chunks of. bread on this gigantic pepperoni so it's. like a calone no but it's no because the. pepperoni is exposed it's [ __ ]. exposed my friend so you like your guts.

if I [ __ ] kill you in the desert I'll. [ __ ] expose your guts in the [ __ ]. vultures I don't want any harm pal. [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] I don't want no. problems [ __ ] jab you with a. [ __ ] [ __ ] so wait you're proposing. you're proposing a pizza with just. bread I like it yeah here's a million. with the cheese with with the cheese. inside the bread. bits check it out my friend and then you. know. what you think I know what you hey I.

know what you're [ __ ] seeing right. now to me right now my friend I'm going. to tell you something right now right P. Bell. mushroom very good a gigantic one so it. captures the. juices right so you put the pepperoni. right in the Porta gigantic Portell. right and you [ __ ] the [ __ ] the bread. chunks with the cheese inside the. [ __ ] [ __ ] thing man the [ __ ]. onions and pepperoni pepper [ __ ]. [ __ ]. [ __ ] what you think my.

friend are you bu are you going to buy. buy you gonna buy it I think you're. never going to make it that's [ __ ]. rude dude what [ __ ] rude no I don't. know he he doesn't believe in your. business it's flawed it's flawed I know. you know halfway during I was like I. don't know even know why yeah but you. keep going it was awesome but it was I. was very confused you just keep going. you know sometimes you keep going yeah. and the world stops I you know what and.

can I tell you something what I'll stop. the world and melt with you let me ask. you something about stop the world and. melt with you what a great song so good. so good let me ask you something when we. go to Austin what day is our thing. Friday Friday we leave tomorrow night. yeah Friday Friday we have to do a thing. during the day Saturday nothing well. Saturday I guess we can say it because. it'll have already happened when this. comes out we're doing Popin special ler. shows at Rogan's Club two shows I didn't. know that we are you and I going to do.

standup yeah oh that's great you didn't. know it you proposed it to me you said. you wanted to do new material shows. there do you not remember this I want to. do that you literally said let's do new. material show it was your proposal let's. do it that's the funniest thing I've. ever heard you were like I didn't know. that I called Adam there there he is. what you doing when your [ __ ] organs. exposed yeah very. good [ __ ] ripping with my [ __ ]. family [ __ ] aroms how good did feel. to watch her ber Mone though did that. feel good at least dude when I brought. that up though loved it best part did it.

hurt in the beginning though it was like. what the [ __ ] is he doing no I knew. exactly what you were doing I was like. [ __ ] yeah you don't have a shot you. can't even play anything off I'm like I. don't even you don't have. a say hey Hey listen to the Don when. he's talking the here don't got [ __ ]. your name would be Don Wong Don Wong my. friend the Don Wong. my friend my other friend go ahead tell. about it I really hate this.

impression [ __ ] terrible it's. terrible I love it it's so bad it's so. interesting it's so bad this guy you. like it you it I like it I like it you. like it you like it I like it dude. Honestly though no joke a mafia movie. where like it's very serious and deep. and dark and they bring him in the room. and they meet you doing that I [ __ ]. lose my [ __ ] if it's like a dead serious.

where it's like everybody we called a. meeting cuz we want to have a. conversation the Don would like to talk. to you someone else is like what did I. do to the Don I didn't do nothing to the. Don look he just wants to speak with you. for five minutes opens the door it's you. with a hot rod bright orange hat on like. this you look just like this yeah yeah. no. [Music]. no how you doing you. doing here are you doing when we have.

this meeting when we on this Mee you. [ __ ] betray my family thank you for. being a bad. [Music]. friend. woo yeah. woo.

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