Beep Beep, Michael Jeep Jordan | Ep 284 | Bad Friends

Hey, I'm on tour. >> He's on tour. >> I'm on tour. I'm doing some dates. I'm. gonna be at uh Tempe. I'm gonna be in. Brea. Uh I'm doing a bunch of casino. runs in Southern California. I'm doing. the Borgana in Atlantic City. Uh I'm. going all over the place. Go to. andino.com for those tickets. Andrewsino.com. >> Say Andrews.com. >> Andrewsino.com. Type the tickets. >> Go to the tickets. San Francisco. I'm. coming to you, too. I'm going all over. Andrewantino.com. >> You two are bad friends. Who are these. two idiots?

>> A white dude and an Asian dude. You two. are disgusting. >> You two are something. >> We're bad friends. >> So, I gave you $100 to go to We Spot. Why? Because you're sleeping in the. studio because your apartment there's. some sort of disaster happen. >> There's lead in the walls. >> Yeah. How do you even know that, dude? What are you, Superman? >> I didn't. >> Can you see through the walls at home? >> Wait, wait. Can Superman see through. lead or he can't. >> X-ray vision? >> He can't see through lead, I don't. think, though. What do you mean he can. see that there's lead in the walls?

>> That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Superman cannot see through lead. >> That's what I'm saying. I just told you. that. >> How can he not see through lead? >> I know. Out of all the things, lead. I. can see through lead. >> The guy can is faster than a [ __ ]. train. >> Yeah. >> He can jump over a building that's 50. stories high. He can't see through lead. >> Yeah, I know. >> Give me a break. >> He can see through copper. >> But lead is known for its density and. ability to block X-rays. That's why lead. aprons are used in medical settings to. prevent patients and Superman from. coming in and taking over a small. business. >> And Lex Luthor probably is a fortress or.

whatever his little compound full of. lead. >> Full of lead. >> Yeah. Anyway, um I gave you $100. I. don't know why we got Oh, the lead at. your apartment. And what I'm going to. say is then I said to go sleep at Wi. Spa, which is a Korean spa in Korean. Korea Town. Open 24/7. It's a nice spa. >> There's a restaurant. There's a bunch of. facilities. Dry sauna workout. They're. over 5'8. It's hard to sleep in those. beds. >> Yeah. >> I'm just telling you. >> why. >> Because they're short. They're for. little Asian. >> They're not made for full-sized adults.

That was the big issue. >> But you also had an issue with the. cleanliness of it. Or no. Or no. It's a. very clean place. >> I don't know. It's just a thing about. like cuz you are naked. Being naked with. a bunch of strangers in like a soup like. hot tub is just very It's odd. >> Soup. >> That's what it felt like. Like I never. get I never I never went to caner. Can I. get the we spa soup? >> That's what I felt like I was a boy. >> Like what are you talking about? >> It's water. >> You would have never lasted a day in. ancient Rome.

>> We used to do that all the time. Remember back in the day back you and I. dude. >> love and we mixed it with other species. >> Oh yeah. There were. >> there were monkeys running around. We. don't care dude. Yeah. Yeah. >> Hey honestly this is my problem with. this though. He says he goes he can't he. the bed's too small. blah blah blah. blah. And I said, "I already offered you. to sleep at the house multiple times.". >> Your house. >> Turn it down. >> Yeah. >> Oh, he showers at my house. He showered. there a few times already. And I said, "You're more than welcome, dude." But he. I think he likes the sadness of sleeping.

at the studio. >> I don't want to inconvenience any I like. being able to come and go at my own. >> Well, that's that's really what it is. cuz you know you're allowed to at my. house. He just doesn't he feels like he. doesn't want to. >> I don't want to intrude. >> I know. It was it reminds me of this. when I was struggling for a very long. time in this business. I knew I had f. you know you you know headliners are. millionaires. >> Yeah. >> Right. But like you can't pay rent, right? So like. >> should I call so and so? And I was. always so I only call my parents.

>> Well, cuz you're afraid of. inconvenience. >> I think that's what it is. >> Yeah. >> But also you're like they don't want me. in the house. I'm I'm just a pig. >> And it's fine here. I like the couch. >> And then Mensia would like bro [ __ ]. again dude. like every 3 days. >> He's 500 bucks, bro. But what the [ __ ]. bro? >> Well, you're struggling. >> Yeah, I was struggling. >> He's making 500 bucks a minute. >> Paulie, never. Dude, you just It's a. part of your story, dude. >> Not eating, dude. It's a part of your. story, bro. >> He's right. >> Right. And I'm like, okay, I won't eat.

>> One time he I heard a story from Sandy. Danto. Did I tell you this story on. here? Yeah. That Paulie one time they. went out for lunch. They went out for. Subway when they were on the road. together. >> I have some stories, too. Yeah, go. ahead. They were for they went out for a. Subway and Paulie goes uh Sy's like. we'll take like an Italian foot long and. Paulie goes smart dude half now and eat. the other half for dinner. >> Eat the other half for dinner. And he. didn't. And then Sandy was like kind of. wanted the whole thing now. And he was. like, "Nah, dude.". >> Yeah. >> Half now, half later. >> I used to go on the road and go, "Dude,

it's your time to pay, dude.". >> No. >> Yeah, dude. I'm like, "Where are we. going?" "Pot belly.". >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. Sandwiches, bro. >> Why don't we go to CVS? We'll just get. some snacks. >> But he was always gracious and I love. Paulie. But um another time I already. told you the Jamba Juice story, right? >> Oh yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We've already said. that many times in this part. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. And I got to say it again though. >> Say it. >> Young young Bobby were at in San Diego. and Jamba Juice had just come out. >> Big deal. >> Big D. Jamba Juice was like a Lord of. the Rings movie. >> Really? It was People waited in line.

>> Waited in line for Jamba Juice. Dude, >> it was unreal. >> And we were there. He's like, "Dude, follow me." And we went right to the. front. So big. That's a big deal. Jump. the line at the juice. >> But he was also there was no internet. back then. He was also a very big star. >> Oh yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. You could just do that. I. think I would never do it. I would wait. in line. >> He's still so famous. Yeah. >> And they're from St. Louis Abyspo. They're from the slow, baby. >> But what happened? You jumped the line. >> We jumped the line. And I was so I was. blushing. >> Yeah. >> Because I'm like, dude, this is like. moral like ethically wrong.

>> Yeah. To cut all these people off. >> But no one complained and we just got. it. So maybe I don't know. Now, they. made a drink called The Weasel for a. while. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> It prompted them up. >> Yeah. >> The Jamba Juice line. Uh, you know what? I went to go see the other night. >> I texted you. >> Let me guess. >> I told you. >> Jesus Christ Superstar. Of course. >> At the Hollywood Bowl. >> At Hollywood Bowl. >> Did you really go? >> No. What? >> No. Jesus is my heart. I don't need to. go to the Hollywood Bowl. >> What did you see? >> I went to go see Naked Gun. >> Was it? Let me go ahead.

>> Well, >> the shirt's great. >> It's fun. It's fun. You know, it's so. funny because as a comic that must be. hard because it's all jokes. >> Well, what bums you out is you're like, why wouldn't they cast a [ __ ]. comedian instead of Liam Niss? Because. Liam Niss's playing Taken the whole. time, you know? >> Oh, right. >> Which is okay, but like Leslie Nielsen. was so [ __ ] unbelievably funny. >> He was also an actor who. >> I know, but Leslie was a had comed his. comedic timing was unmatched. >> So, let's cast it now. Who would you do. as a comedian? >> I just talked about this. I said it with.

Steve. Steve Martin would have [ __ ]. hit an absolute home run. Exactly. A. literal home run at that. Yeah. >> He also has the white hair. He's got. that It' been a great, beautiful. character comparison because Steve plays. the straight guy so well for so many. years. >> Yeah. >> And the thing about that character is. Leslie played an unbelievably dense. straight guy. >> Like a dumb straight guy, but he sold. you on all of it. >> Yeah. because it was quick and he threw. it away and it was so. >> you would I remember watching the. original Naked Gun and re-watching to to.

catch jokes cuz I didn't I don't think I. missed one joke in this and I'm not. saying it was bad. It was just like it. that it the you know you just have an. affinity for that old thing. It just. felt so different when I saw it for the. first time back then. >> The best was Airplane. >> Same thing. >> Same thing. >> Same same rhythm. >> I hope they never remake that movie. >> Oh, they're definitely they're doing it. now, I'm sure. >> Oh my god. >> But Pam Anderson was [ __ ] great. But. the Tomato Meter 91, >> that's amazing. >> No, it's really good. It's doing well. I. don't know financially how it did in the. theaters this weekend because I don't.

know how many people are buying tickets, but it's important we do as comedians. We need to support comedies in theaters. >> They'll do another one. >> I think they'll do another one. >> If this hits 60 million, they will. >> Yeah, they will. >> It might. I think it will. >> Worldwide. Yeah, >> we need that, dude. We need more comedy. >> The Mexicans love it, too. >> Hey, bro. >> Hey, bro. >> Nick and gone, dog. >> Yeah, that OJ joke was good, bro. The. OJ, by the way, the OJ joke was good. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> The OJ joke was good. And and and but. they gave away some of their good jokes. I will say they gave away a few too many. of their of my of good hitters,

>> right? >> In the previews, which is fine. >> Yeah. >> But then I saw a couple of previews for. movies that I do want to see. >> The I Let me guess. >> Huh. >> The Paul Thomas Anderson one, >> of course. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. It looks so good. >> The Arnowski one. >> Yeah, it looks good. >> Looks good. >> Yeah, it looks good. I'm going to see it. no matter what. based on those posters. Let's see what I want to see here. Um, >> Tron. >> Nah, but you know what? A, but Avatar Fire. and Wind or whatever that's called. What's it called? >> Uh, fire and ash.

>> Ash. >> Far and wind. >> Avatar far and wind. >> I think I said fire, but okay. >> You said far. >> Yeah. Look at that wind over there. It's. so far. >> How far is that wind? >> Yeah, pretty far. But we can get on a. blue horse and get there. I don't know. what they I don't know what they are. What What are What are those things? >> Well, I want to see their They've remade. Running Man, which I absolutely It looks. so good. >> But when James Camera showed Fire and. Ash to his wife, apparently she cried.

>> Really? >> Yeah. >> She said it was a masterpiece. >> Okay. And then there's my movie's coming. out. I didn't see a preview for it yet. >> What? >> Now you see me, now you don't. >> There you go. You're in that. Looks. good, though. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. It looks good. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. exciting. Better than Borderlands. >> much. But the point is, >> yeah, >> the point I'm trying to make. >> What is the point? >> This is an open window for us to start. trying to make comedies again. >> I know.

>> We're try. We got to try. >> We got to try. >> We really do. >> A Bad Friends movie. >> And what is the movie? >> Well, can I just say something? I have a. new idea. >> Okay. You know that whites only town. that they made in the Ozark? >> All right. >> No, listen. >> I tried to move there. I know. So, the movie is about you. having a whites only Ozark town. Just. listen. >> All right. >> But I right open an all Korean Ozark. town next to you. Right next to right on. the border, >> right? And for some reason, it's like I.

broke back and we fall in love. >> Why is it again? >> Yeah. >> It always goes to. >> I have to fall in love with you. >> I know. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, basically, you know, I mean, we we we have a. meeting, right? I go, this is the. boundary, right? Yeah. >> But one day you're like doing something. in the fields. I'm on the fields and we. lock eyes and we go to the boundary and. we just start talking and then we don't. know what to do. >> There's an invisible fence. We can't go. through. >> Oh, like Okay. >> Yeah. Like like now you see me. >> Yeah. >> Oh, you want to put magical element? >> Yeah.

>> All right. >> It's got to be magic. >> Wait, honestly, that is a good start of. like that whites only town. What is it. called? >> Yeah. >> What's the name of that stupid town? It's only whites only. >> Yeah. >> And it's in uh it's in. >> Arkansas. They're called Return to the. Land is their. >> They're called The Crew is called the. Return to the Land. >> Something happened for them to drive him. out there. >> You mean they did something? >> No, they had an interaction somewhere in. their life. >> Yeah. >> Something happened. You know what I. mean? Where you know they were like,

"Nah, [ __ ] this.". >> Well, here you go. Let's see. Inside the. whites only town in Arkansas. You don't. >> Jews, no gays. >> No blacks, no Jews, no gays, no problem. >> Pushing houses. But it says no. It. doesn't say no Asians. >> No, they said gays. >> Start it over. Let me hear it again. >> Yeah. >> No blacks, no Jews, no gays. High up in. the Ozark Hills in the state of. Arkansas, dozens of people have been. working hard building houses. >> Why is it with a British accent, no.

blacks, no Jews, no gays? Why is it? It's something about it. Okay, go ahead. They're building a new community. It's. called Return to the Land and it is a. town open to white people only. They are. millennials and Gen Z and this is a new. update of age-old prejudice. What we've. done here is establish a place where we. have even the dogs white. >> and that is just for the sake of you. know our culture. >> and that that culture effectively we're. saying this is a white culture a white.

place. >> white American culture. >> but what this sounds like is bringing. back segregation is that a fair. assessment. >> it's free association. so we're not trying to keep other people. down. This is a small settlement in the. middle of the Ozarks, >> but they are being kept out even if. >> of well, I mean, you don't let everyone. into your home. >> Around 40 live here, >> hundreds more across the world have paid.

to be members. And while the men do the. physical labor, the women take care of. the children who live here full-time. >> That's right. >> Very loving community. if you're part of. a community, but if you're black, if. you're Jewish, or if you're gay, you. can't be part of that community. >> They can have their own communities, and. they already do. >> You might be wondering how any. >> next to yoursal. >> You'll see. >> Return to the land is structured as a. private members association, which they. believe allows them to discriminate on. the basis of ethnicity along with other. factors.

>> This is the movie, dude. >> Yet to be. >> This is our movie and may well fail. The. Arkansas Attorney General has said his. office is now reviewing the matter as a. result of our reporting and that there. is no room for racial discrimination in. Arkansas or anywhere. >> Okay. Can I just say this? >> First of all, there seems to be a little. bit of room for discrimination in. Arkansas. They got a plot of land. >> No, but but here's the here's the most. [ __ ] up part about all this. >> Yeah. >> Is. this is honestly already a great movie.

Like it's already a movie. You know what. it is? What? >> This is like white guys instead of white. girls. And then we just get they go in. like they go in full on. >> white. >> like Juski. >> Yeah. Like go undercover as full white. >> Hello, I'm Cliff Stevenson. >> I'm an accountant but I'm retired. >> Have you ever seen like an albino black. guy? Like an imagine albino black guy. like he's That's what it is. Uh one of. the weigh-ins plays an albino black guy. >> that goes in there and tricks them into. thinking that he's white.

>> Yes. >> Right. like this guy and he infiltrates. >> he infiltrates the world. >> I want to be that guy. >> You can't play him. >> Why you his eyes? >> You he could be Asian. >> Oh yeah. Yeah. >> You play his Asian buddy. >> Yeah. I got to be Cliff Stevenson, though. >> I'm Cliff Stevenson. >> Yeah, >> dude. I mean, this is such a wild What. were you going to say? The art. This is. a It's an interesting. >> I wonder if you just kind of wandered. in. Hey guys, >> if you wandered in. No, wouldn't work. >> But then I don't think they would shoot.

me. They did say no blacks, no Jews, no. gays. They didn't say anything about. Asians, though. >> That's what I said. Yeah. I mean, why. don't you know. >> that isn't. >> Maybe I'm allowed. >> Maybe you are. >> Yeah. Make my eye. I don't know. >> You do smelling salts before you walk. over there. >> That is interesting. Um, but you know. what? >> I want to visit. >> We can buy the other property around it. >> See, this is what's really cool. If you. really wanted to be a boss, >> like if you were a black a black.

company, Yeah. you would buy all the. land around it. >> That would be [ __ ] wild. You really. want to put these guys out. And by the. way, you'd buy all the land around it. except for one little strip of road that. goes in and out, but you control the. road. >> And then you do a gigantic Travis Scott. concert, >> right? Free. Imagine on the border just thousands of. >> Wait, it's just every single day a new. black artist is performing. Yes. Yes. Yes. >> Every single day. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> That would be amazing.

>> By the way, every musician would do it. for free. They'd be like, "I'll perform. there for free.". >> That's so That's such a good idea. And. then on the outside of the of the black. outside ring, an Asian outside ring, then a gay ring, then a Jew ring. >> Oh, and you you form a rainbow. >> That's what they always wanted. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You go and you would. see a rainbow maybe. >> Right. >> Right. and their message would finally. be clear that we are actually all one. We're all one. We're all just one. >> But I'm telling you right now, I bet you. money you put Michael be Jeep.

>> Michael Jeep Jordan. >> Beep beep. It's Michael Jeep Jordan. I got Beep Beep. >> Beep beep. It's Michael Jeep Jordan. >> Michael Jordan. >> But I bet you money you he. >> Dude, can someone at home draw a picture. of a Jeep with Michael B. Jordan's head. on the front of it. >> Michael Jeep Jordan. >> Michael Jeep Jordan. >> What if he what? >> Okay. >> Oh, if he tried to get in. >> No, but if he just wandered, I bet you.

one of those girls would be like, >> "He's so hot. >> He's He's so hot. They're letting that. guy. >> They have to." She would sneak into the. woods. Where you going, honey? I'm just. going out to get milk. >> There's goat milk out there. Oh, whatever. She would No, >> I thought you said adult milk. I thought. that was great. >> Oh, adult going there to milk an adult. >> Yeah. >> Michael Jeep Jordan. Beep beep. Dude, look at that. Keep your. shirt on. He's got the top down there. Yeah. >> God, is that automatic or stick? Michael. Jeep Jordan. >> That's He's got a big stick shift.

>> Yeah. Yeah. All right. >> Vroom vroom. [ __ ] up. Michael Jeep. Jordan. >> I had a slip up. >> No, it was great. We love a Michael Jeep. Jordan. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. How funny if we got to meet him. one day and he's like, "What's up? It's. Michael Jeep Jordan.". >> Oh, yeah. That'd be great. >> If Michael B. Jordan or Idris Ilba. [ __ ] walked over there with that. accent, they'd be like, "Okay, come on. Hey, [ __ ] right. >> That's the, you know, that's going to be. it. They're going to be like, "Why only. except for some people that we really. admire?". >> Yeah. Or Tory Thor Tony Thornberg. That's my Asian. >> Tony Thornberg.

>> Yeah. Yeah. >> Who is that? >> Oh, wait. Wait. Don't be But don't. >> Oh. Oh. >> Oh, right. You know, right. >> That's my crush. >> Yeah. Yeah. This is your crush. I forgot. about it. >> That's my half Asian crush right there. Tony Thornberg. >> Can Tony be a part of it? >> Oh, yeah. >> Yeah. Tony's got to be there, dude. >> So, this is it. We send in the hottest. the hottest minority. >> of every race. Yeah. infiltrate the all. white land. >> Exactly. >> It's a great idea. >> It's great. >> See who can break through. >> It's basically there's an M Shamalan. movie. >> Yeah. >> And at the end we reveal that the whites. are all aliens.

>> They're all lizards. >> It's the might Yeah. >> It's a Might Shalam Ding-Dong movie. >> featuring Michael Jeep Jordan. >> Yeah. I think let's come up with a. different switch here. >> No, the the whites were always. minorities. They were Oh, no. >> Oh, well that's it. >> Yeah. We pan out to realize the whole. world is minorities and the whites are. or Yeah. The whites are actually the. minority. >> Wow. That's it. They're the only ones. >> They're the 40 whites left. >> left on earth. That's the switch, dude. >> Right. >> Wow. That's good.

>> Where in America is a This is That is. crazy though to think that uh they so. they can they can do this because they. set up a private institution, right? So. then it's like a it's like saying I have. a club, you can't belong. And then they. just say, "I'm allowed to accept people. that I want and they're only right.". Like a like I can't walk into a VFW, right? I can't I'm not part of the club. >> You can. >> No, I'm just saying I'm agreeing with. you. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> So then that's how they're getting away. with it, right? They're just saying you. can't be. But also, what [ __ ] black. person or gay or Jew wants to live.

there? They don't want to live there. >> You don't even need to publicize it. Just be like, "We're going to the. woods.". >> Yeah. >> Just go to the [ __ ] woods. Yeah. No. >> No one's going, "Can I go?". Like no black guys is like, "Dude, I'm. trying to get there. >> It is pretty out there. >> It's 40 people. >> and peaceful. >> There's so much land all they could go. People if they want if people want to. move to the sticks, people can move. anywhere to the sticks.". >> Yeah, but if I wanted an all Korean. community, why can't I have one? >> You have one. It's on [ __ ] Wilshire. You.

>> going down there? >> Yeah, I know it is. But I'm just saying. like if I was like, you know what, I. just want to be around a bunch of. Koreans and we live live in a community. Why would that be controversial? You're. I know what you're saying and you're. right, by the way. >> No, being real. >> No, you're being anti-woke and I like. it. >> No, I'm not being anti-woke. I'm just. saying my family and some dude was like, "Hey, I don't know you. Can I come?". >> I think the I think you can if it's it's. as if I think what they're what the. >> ah I see what you're saying. >> What the attorney is saying is that you. cannot keep people from coming out there.

just based on race, creator, religion. But that being said, >> you just own a bunch of land. Like if. you owned a 100 acres of land. >> Yeah. >> You could say, "I'm only letting people. in there that I want in there.". >> Yes. That's what I'm saying. >> The problem is they were too forward. with it. >> Shut your mouth. >> Just say, "Shut the [ __ ] up. >> Say we're creating a private community. and only we can be in there. Who's we? Whoever we choose.". >> Yeah. >> Just be koi about it. >> Yeah. Or make up a lie, >> you know? We're We have We had some. really [ __ ] up religion.

>> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. Well, they by the way. something is brewing over there. >> There's something going on. >> You know they're starting something. >> I know, >> right? You know the You know the crux of. this that I It was a dead giveaway that. this is like something else. It's a. membership so you have to pay. >> Yeah. >> So obviously something is brewing, right? >> I've got the movie actually. >> What is it? >> I have the new Switch. So basically it's. kind of hacky but it's they're out. there, right? And the kids they have no. idea there are blacks or Asians or gays.

in the world. They get older, right? And. then they and then it's a horror movie. for them, >> right? So, one kid wanders out, right? I. was like, "What's up, dog?". >> Reverse Get Out. >> It's reverse Get Out, dude. >> Get in. Get back in. >> It's Get in. >> It's Get back in. Cuz once you leave the. community, you're lost in the woods. >> Yeah. Or some guy, you know, I run into. them. They're like, "What happened to. your eyes?". >> Right. I'm like, "What do you mean?".

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>> it's a fascinating fascinating. fascinating thing to move down to the. Ozarks and do that. >> But if you' never seen a minority, if I. was you're white, right? >> Yeah. If you're white, McCone's the. whitest. >> I'm not according to the. >> So McCone, let's say you grew up, you. don't know anything about Asians, blacks, gays, or anything. And then you. finally run into one. What do you think. your reaction would be? >> Fear. >> Curiosity. >> That's what I'm saying. I think a lot of. people are that. >> Mm-m. >> What do you mean? >> Andress isn't Andre saw a black person.

for the first time as like a teenager. and he like screamed and pointed. >> Yeah. Yeah. Of course. >> Spain. >> Spain. Yeah. >> But so you would be curious European. versus American thing. >> Yeah. But you have never heard of him. You No one ever talked to you about it. saying if you remove the context of life. that you've lived around other races and. people you've never seen it before or. known it before. It's like uh it's like. um if I go to rural China today, there's. no way they've seen a [ __ ] ginge. >> Yeah. >> They're all going to be like, "Uh-huh.".

They're going to be shocked. >> I don't know about that. >> 100%. >> 100%. >> When have they seen? >> Maybe. Maybe. Ah. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I think though even if it's not even if. you like see like and this might be a. weird comparison but if I were to see. like an animal I don't know. >> my first I have to I'm going to like if. I see like I don't I've never seen a. shrew before like I see a shrew I'm like. oh I want to go pet it. >> What race of people are you comparing? >> Yeah. This is a.

>> Are you saying Middle Easter? >> What are you saying dude? >> What are you saying dude specific? >> Yeah I say. >> I see a panda. I I think I think animal. creatur living creatures. Wait, wait, wait, wait. You wouldn't think if you. saw like a Asian person that that was a. humanoid. >> Well, if. >> there's another humanoid that looks. slightly different than me, but not this. guy. There's another animal. >> I would imagine if you never saw anybody. that didn't look like you. >> truly genuinely, right, for the first.

time. >> Yeah. >> Your instinct is threat for sure. >> as a human species. I I bet you it is. In fact, it for certain is because I bet. you. >> Shaquille Shaquille O'Neal. Yes. If I'm. No, just listen. If I'm around little. Asians my whole life and one day I'm. just like, you know, I mean, walking. through the forest, minding me my own. business. >> Kajira Kajira. >> I mean, he's so big that I would. probably go, "Oh my god." Like, look at. that. That's me.

>> That's That That's even. >> Is that Mr. Worldwide? >> Yeah. Who's Kevin Hart? Shaquille. O'Neal. Give me that photo. >> It's insane. Look, that's that's Gabby. Douglas and him. >> Yeah. Imagine. Yeah. So, imagine that's. I'm Gabby Douglas. That's Shaquille. >> Mhm. >> I would be kind of scared, I think. >> Threat. Yeah. Because you think. >> it's not the color of his skin. It's the. size. >> Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. It's the size. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yao Ming. Same thing. >> No, there's Yao. Wish Wishack. >> Yeah. Yao's bigger. >> No, but if you saw Yao and he looked. like you would just think it's an.

inflated version of you. You just think. somebody pumped him up all the way. >> No. Wait, let me think. >> If you saw The point I'm making is. >> I would think it's like, you know, you. know what I mean? >> Like somebody's on the shoulder. >> There's two kids in there. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> But the first time any race ever saw. another different race from their. people, I'm sure they were freaked out. and thought it was a threat for sure. >> But you know what? White people always. white people always people go, "Oh, beautiful white." Like in Africa and. stuff, they follow them around. It's an. angel. Right. >> But with me, it's like probably not.

Well, >> what. >> you like you're like an angel whose. wings have been clipped. >> Yeah. Like that island. You know that. island where that Christian died. >> where they went to go try to Yeah. >> So there's one dude I think it was Asian. even. >> This this is great point that we're. bringing up by the way. >> Oh, the Sydney Sweeney. The jeans. The. jeans. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> I didn't get I didn't get it. >> I don't get it either. But. >> people are mad. I know. >> because she's saying, you know, the the. play on words that she has great jeans.

in her jean pool. >> Why? >> It's the It's not even her saying it, right? It's the ad company. >> Well, she says it, but I mean, she's. just reading copy. >> Reading the copy. >> Yeah, we read copy all the time. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Wait, but but what is it? Mone knows. He's young. He gets. >> like a is like a eugenics thing. >> Exactly. >> I have blue eyes. She says that, right? >> Yeah. Eugenics is the is the idea and. look up the definition, but isn't. eugenics the idea that you are you.

filter out to make a perfect race? You. filter out other kinds of the study of. how to arrange reproduction with human. population to increase the occurrence of. hair uh heritable characteristics. regarded as regarded as desirable. Right? But that's not what she's saying. She's not saying only [ __ ] people that. are going to give a perfect. >> course. No, they're playing with the. homonym and people took it. >> What does homonym mean? >> Homonym is because of her jeans genes. because it's the it's the same word, different meaning. But what I'm saying. is correct is that eugenics is a. completely different ideology than. what's being presented. But I don't even. know how the misstep happened. It.

doesn't even make sense to me. How are. these two things intertwined? >> Cuz she's beautiful and blonde hair, blue-eyed. So they're going Nazi [ __ ]. >> Yeah. The same. >> Dude, come on. That's not That's. >> Is it tied to like cuz you know Trump. says a lot, you know, I mean jeans I. like you have great jeans or you know I. mean you have great jeans. Not the pants. but like. >> he does talk. >> He talks a lot about jeans. >> Oh, so they're putting this they're full. I don't know. Maybe there's a. connection. >> Trump on [ __ ] Sydney Sweeney. Let me. say this about this. >> Yeah. >> First of all, >> uh, her mom and dad did make a [ __ ].

hot kid. Okay. >> Bingo. >> Okay. So, she does have pretty good. [ __ ] jeans. >> Yeah, >> she has good jeans. >> Good jeans. >> Our parents. >> Yeah. Not good jeans. Not good jeans. >> I came out [ __ ] orange. >> He came out that. >> What? >> Well, that's insane. Yeah. I mean, if we were. doing that, our jeans, what would the. jeans look like? >> Ripped. >> just pre-worn. >> one just distressed. >> Just one little side with, you know what. I mean? Would be there left.

>> You'd be little jean shorts frayed at. the bottom. >> Yeah. >> I'd be distressed. Mo uh uh I'd be. distressed. >> The lowest quality denim, too. The. lowest quality. >> Oh, dude. The [ __ ] uh downtown off. the factory. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Those Yeah. Anyway, >> the one where when you when you wear. them new with shoes, it dyes the shoes. blue. Yeah, >> that's the jeans that we are. Look, I. don't I don't understand it. I think. it's such a [ __ ] weird. >> She's fine. >> She's going to I just think it's weird. that they've kind of like put it on her. as if she said something controversial. >> She's reading bad copy.

>> Media literacy is dead. >> Media literacy is dead. Also, she has. great [ __ ] Yeah, her genealogy is. great. She's very good-looking, >> which she's symmetrical. >> She has better jeans than me. >> Same. >> Yeah. >> No, not literal jeans, though. You have. phenomenal denim. >> No, no, my denim is better. >> You have some of the best denim in the. world. >> Yeah. Yeah. Oh, they're comparing her to. Trump. Okay. >> That's what I'm said. That's I think the. the connection there. >> Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. >> He says it a lot, but he also says a lot. of things in repeat like billions and. billions and billions. He says a lot in. two weeks. He says a lot. You know what.

I mean? Like if they go where's the. health cut in two weeks, >> which is so smart. >> Such a good amount of time cuz one is. too quick. >> Yeah. It's so smart in a weird. >> one. One week means next week. But if. you go two weeks. >> Yeah. people forget in two weeks. >> 100%. And if I say how long you How long. were you over there? You go two weeks. Even if it was like a week and a half. Yeah. >> Two weeks. Like, why are you there for a. long time? >> Yeah. >> It's It's enough of amount of time where. it's not threatening, but it also gives. you weight to go, "What? That was two. weeks ago. >> Is it three weeks better?". >> 3 weeks is scary. >> Why? >> Cuz it's almost a month. >> In three weeks. >> It's almost a month,

>> right? >> That's too much. >> Is it too much? >> A month is a long time. Okay. >> One 12th of a year. >> Two weeks then. >> Think about it though. Two weeks. Yeah. >> He's Dude, he's organized speech in a. way where he knows exactly how to how to. entice you and then make you forget. He. should have been in Now You See Me, Now. You Don't. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> He's so good. >> He's so good at that. >> It never happened. Yeah. It's really. good. >> Yeah. Or when the heat's on, he just. comes up with other things that people. focus on. He's so good at that. >> Could have been a Fantastic Four then. He's really good at all that. >> Yeah.

>> Right. >> He's good, dude. >> Yeah. He's like Shin Limb but white. >> He is. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There. >> Right. And people go, >> "Yeah.". >> And then he's gone. >> He's gone. >> But you hear him walking. >> I do hear him walking. >> Yeah. You hear him creaking through the. hallway. And I hear his veins and his. ankles like squishing. >> I can already hear the young. >> What are those things that he has there? >> He's got something going on with the. veins and his ankles. Don't like it. >> Look at that. It's all spilling over his. shoe. >> That's so funny. >> Yeah. Look at that. With bruised hands.

>> Let me say something. I mean, dude, it's. just like you have so much money. Just. leave. Why would we just retire? >> Retire. Just get out. >> Yeah, but he's gota he's gonna finish. being president for sure. >> Yeah. Zoom into his ankles. >> Yeah. What is it? Venus. He has some. sort of thing called Venus something. Some something. What's the disease? He. has. >> vicaros veins. >> No. Look at it's a real. >> chronic venus insufficient. How serious. is Trump's condition? >> Yeah. >> So what? His legs get all [ __ ] up. >> Mhm. >> Yeah. Like blood pools in a certain.

section of his body. >> We got to exercise, baby. >> I know. >> You got to exercise. >> Isn't golf exercise? >> No, you're just walking around. But. that's still exercise. >> No, I disagree. >> Oh, by by the way, exercise. So, we went. hiking the other day and I I don't the. the hiking trail by my house. I think. it's called Park Sado or something. >> Park Sado. >> Yeah. Yeah. But anyway, um. >> what's park Sorado? >> That's what it's called. There was a. sign that said that. >> Sado means closed.

>> Oh, >> park closed. >> Did you already walk out of there? >> No, I did it anyway. >> Careful. >> Yeah. Park S. >> Oh, dumb. I did it. >> You're so dumb. >> I did it. >> You're one of my favorite people. >> So anyway, and I don't want to be mean. and I I we might I don't know. Let me. just throw it out there. Say it. Something happened. >> Number one, right? This part, this. hiking trail goes to the top of this. mountain, >> right? And what I usually do is I turn. around back. So I'm just like cuz I. don't know what's on the other side. You.

ever done that before? >> I usually try to finish it, but I see I. map it out first. But when you're on the. top of the mountain, you look down. You. don't know where it leads. >> Well, then I'm not doing it. >> right. But this time I went, you know. what? I'm going to go where it leads. Mistake. >> Where'd you end up? >> Miles. >> Miles. >> Miles away. I ended up in a residential. area. >> But you were by yourself. >> By myself. >> Don't do that. I told you not to. >> Yeah. I And that like it's And that. light was going, you know, I mean, no. >> Right. But thankfully, there was a line. scooter. >> There was. Yeah. Yeah. I lined back to.

my car. I was going to say you walked on. the other side of the hill and you ended. up at the whites only Arkansas land. >> Yeah. And there was a lady and I don't. want to make fun of her. I'm not trying. to make fun of her. I just was confused. by it. >> There was a lady in the beginning of the. trail like literally right when you. start going up and she was like on a. TikTok and she's like, "Yeah." And she. was very heavy set. Can it. can I just let me finish it and then. we'll cut it out. God. >> All right. And she go, "Hey guys, so I'm. doing it. Hiking, you know what I mean?

Doing the exercise, right?" And in my. heart, I was like, "Oh, good for you. This is great." Right? So I start. walking up, right? At no point when it. turned around. >> The medevac helicopter comes in. >> So there's two things. >> Yeah. >> Number one, it was for Sha. >> Well, no, maybe she maybe she's just. taking it slow. >> Or number two, she had already gone to. the limit. At the start she's like, "Hey, I got. there." They say half of the journey is.

getting to the gym. >> Yeah. But I was concerned for her. I was. like, "Oh, where is she?". >> It was out of concern. I wasn't trying. to make fun of the story what I just. said. >> Yeah, it was. >> No, it wasn't. >> There was a guy that was running on the. hike the other day. >> who had on a full sweatuit. It's 87. degrees. >> That's blows my mind. Why do people do. this? Yeah. >> I'm like, "Dude, you're going to pass. out." What? >> Wrestlers? >> He's not in high school. This gu was his. late 30s. He was like a man who was. running on the trail dripping in sweat. And I was like, "Such a weird game,

dude." Cuz you're asking for for. dehydration and then overheating, dude. Cuz I told you this story. My buddy EP's. friend, they were hiking and he had to. get medevaced out. His lung collapsed. cuz he doesn't really hike often. And he. was like, "I'll go hike. He smokes weed. all fucking.". >> Oh my god. >> They had to medevac him out. >> Oh my god. >> His lung collapsed. >> Yeah, but there are benches. You can. just rest. >> I'll tell him that. >> Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, the amount of. people that I used to when I used to. live by Renion and I would go hike that. every day. >> Yeah. >> The amount of people I saw get medevaced. out of there, it was at least once a.

month. They'd have to bring cuz someone. would get way up on the on the, you. know, on the hard side on the other side. of the park. >> Yeah. >> And they'd be stuck and maybe panic or. not be able to breathe. >> Yeah. It's there's some steep hills out. >> Oh, dude. It's And it's also when you do. the Hollywood sign, it's like five. miles. >> Yeah. I can't do that. >> It's high. It's It's a long way to go. >> Also, in terms of fashion, can I just. trailing fashion? enough white people. wearing the rice patty hats. >> Oh, only you can wear it. >> I'm just saying they have these gigantic.

Saigon rice. >> Well, then take off that baseball hat. That's ours. >> That's not us. >> That's ours. >> Go to Japan. >> Baseball is born in America. Those are. our hats. Okay, take it off. If I can. wear rice hats. >> All right, you can wear rice hats. That's my bad, dude. My bad. You can. wear the rice hats. >> Which race of hats uh can I wear? Can I. can wear a rice patty hat? >> Yeah. Could I wear. >> But it's like, how about this? What if I. wear one of those like um armor? You. know what I mean? Like a knight's. helmet. >> That's rad. >> Yeah, but like would that offend you if. I wear a knight's helmet?

>> No. Pretty uncomfortable. >> I know. Okay, so I can wear that. You. can wear the rice patty. >> Thank you. >> What's another white thing I could wear? One of those, you know, at in London, the the big, you know, the black little. puffy hats. >> What? Uh. >> the royal guard. >> Royal guard. >> Royal guard hat. I want to wear one of. those. Yeah. >> You're okay with that? >> I think you should wear that. >> Okay. >> Could I wear a like an A blink top hat? Yeah, you're white. >> That's right. >> Yeah. >> Don't forget. Yeah. >> That's what, by the way, all the our. people in Arkansas should be wearing top. hats. >> Yeah. >> Right. Just to go free the slaves.

>> Oh, so take your clothes off. China made. those. >> China made those. Take your clothes off. China made those. >> Yeah. In fact, that's what I want to do. I want to be an Asian inspector over. there. >> You want, by the way, >> I'm going to look at every made in China. thing. You know what I mean? And I'm. going to take it out of your [ __ ]. build house. >> But you're Korean. If I could lie, >> they're not going to know the. difference. >> No, I don't. >> Yeah. >> I'm telling you, >> Mone, if you were like never seen an. Asian like the premise before. >> and I told you I was Chinese, you would. believe me. >> 100%. Zoom in. Korean inventions are all.

the beauty products. By the way, I hear. this all the time from dude, my sister, my wife, every girl in my life goes, "Korea, you got to get me beauty [ __ ] if. you go over there because it's the best. in the world.". >> In the world. >> Beverages fans. You guys love those. little hand fans. >> Asian jins singh we created. M. >> that's that's hard to believe but. >> yeah dried food snacks I believe. >> you zoom in because my eyes are blur. blur. >> soju love soju robotics in general huh. >> yeah kaka friends. >> just black friends.

>> yeah that's what they call them. >> yeah friends is a lineup of adorable. characters that predom but pro p. prominently features a little line see. this is this is everybody trump on. trying to jump on the like the lab boooo. trend. >> ah. >> you know what that is don't you. >> I do I have pump. >> You have a Lubu? >> Yeah, I bought some. >> How much are those? >> Expensive. The one I got. >> Are they really? >> Yeah. >> I don't I've just seen them. $5,000. >> Yeah. For that one. >> And you put it on your [ __ ] You What. do you do with it? >> In a drawer. >> It doesn't go anywhere. >> I have Cabbage Patch Kids. You I do I.

collect like one of everything. >> But I see people girls put this on their. purse, right? That's the gig. >> Yeah. So, the pur some of these purses. aren't even $5,000 and they're putting a. $5,000 accessory on the purse. >> It's a fad like Beanie Babies. One day. it's going to go away and no one's going. to give a [ __ ] Let me tell you. something. My mom fought people to get a. Cabbage Patch Kids in the 80s. Fought. people, you know, she did all that. >> Shopify. You know what, Andrew? We.

wouldn't have a online business without. Shopify. I'll tell you that right now. >> Right. We've been using them for a long. time right now. And ch-ing ching. Shopify does get it done. No matter how. big, no matter how small your business. is, no matter what you're selling, I. don't really care if you're making, you. know, uh, bouncy balls made out of old. skin like you used to collect. >> Yeah, I still make them. >> Oh, you do? >> Yeah, I've sold two already. >> Well, someone's got to buy it. At. Shopify, Shopify's point of sale system. is a unified command center for your. retail business. It brings together. instore and online operations across up.

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>> I fell again. But where do I go? >> Zockd. You know what? You know what it. is? >> What? >> It's a free app and website where you. can search and compare high quality in. network doctors and click to instantly. book an appointment. Andrew, >> yeah, that sounds But how many doctors. are on there? Like aund? >> A lot. Hundreds of thousands. >> More than 100,000 doctors are on there. >> Yeah, across every special. >> Okay, but here's the other problem. They're probably located nowhere near. me. They're always around you. >> Really? >> Yeah. >> Do they take my insurance? >> Yeah, they do. >> And are they a good fit for whatever. medical need I might have? >> What's your foot like?

>> It hurts. >> Taking care of. >> from Zak. >> Eye pain. >> Well, do they have patient reviews? If I. go on Zach, Doc, I know if somebody else. was on there that went to a doctor. >> Yes, dude. You read it like you would. read like, you know, a restaurant or. whatnot. >> Really? >> Yes. Yes. Yes. >> Okay. Well, tell me, there's no way to. instantly book an appointment. I mean, is there a way to get a booking within. like, you know, >> 24 hours, bud? 24 to 72 hours if you. want to know the specifics. Really? >> And you could even score on uh same day. appointments, too. Sometimes. >> Yes. Yes. >> All right. Well, I should stop putting. off this broken neck and weird floppy. foot. >> Yeah. And eye pain.

>> That's right. And stop putting off those. doctor's appointments and go to. zdock.com/badfriends to find and. instantly book a toprated doctor today. >> That's zoocdoc.com/badfriends. >> zdock.com. 7200. But here's the joke. It is a fad, but the guy who invented it, you saw. that, right? We talked about it on the. show. Maybe. >> he s he sold his company for like $22. billion. Look upu owner$22. billion. It's he has like a bunch of.

other companies, but I think he just got. priced at 22 billion or something. Leubu. Wang Ning. Hilarious. CEO of PopMart, the owner associated. with Viral Labu Toys, whose company's. success has significantly contributed to. his estimated net worth of over $22. billion. >> This [ __ ] is selling [ __ ]. And. >> it's not [ __ ]. >> It's [ __ ]. >> It is. >> It's [ __ ] [ __ ]. >> But don't you wish you created it? >> Give me a picture of Wang Ning. >> Went from. >> He went from 8 billion to 22 billion. So. it's all labu [ __ ] Give me Wang Ning.

Everybody Wang Ning tonight. It's Wang Ning. Idiot. Ning. N I N. Wang. Ning. There's the Wang dog. >> There's the Wang dog. Look at him. I'm. so rich now. >> God, what is he 22 years old? He looks. like a kid. >> Yeah. What is he going to do with the 22. billion? >> Honestly. >> Yeah. >> There is nothing you can do with it. >> Yes, you can. >> No, no, no. I'm serious, though. I'm. serious with this. It's so much money. He's 38. There's nothing he can do with.

it. It's too much. It It will never He's. got If he had 8 billion last year, he. already had everything he ever needed. >> What the [ __ ] are you going to do? >> That's right. I am I am I'm I'm a little. anxious to go home because I'm going to. be spending Dude, it's one this is one. of those points in my life where I. really want to see my parents because I. I miss them a lot and I don't see them. as much and they're getting older, but. I'm going to be spending too much time. at home. Do you know what I mean? Like. when you. >> How long? >> Well, it's Well, it's a whole week and. then I come back for three days, then I.

leave, then I come back for three days, then I leave, then I come back for. another week. >> That's good. >> I need it. I need it. I need the family. thing, but also um I can hardly hear my. dad and I fighting. >> Like I can already hear it. >> Like the last time we got. >> or real? >> My stepdad. My my dad. >> He's the best. >> Yeah. You love him. Yeah. >> This This is my This is the last time we. got into like a stupid fight. Like we'll. just start getting into stupid fights. cuz he's retired. He's old. It's his. house. He likes his his way. We all like. things our way. >> Oo, here we go. I want to know.

>> No. No. This is so stupid. This made me. laugh. My sister and I were dying. laughing because he got so mad. We were. going to watch a movie and uh my sister. went out to go get stoned and oh no. edibles. That's right. She took a bunch. of edibles and then she's like uh she. goes make us popcorn. I was like oh yeah. I'll make us popcorn. So I got. downstairs. I get a bunch of snacks. ready and all this stuff. >> and I make the popcorn and I hear my dad. go use the popcorn bowls. Okay. Since I. was a kid, they've had the from the.

[ __ ] 80s or the early 90s. They've. had these wooden Look up wooden. >> popcorn. >> Popcorn bowl. I mean, it's it's got to. be like that's the it's. >> beautiful. >> But no, no, no, no, no, no. Do from the. '9s. Do '9s wooden popcorn. >> It's like from a that first one. Let me. see the first one. Zoom in. That is got. it. That is exactly what it is. >> Beautiful. It's a salad bowl, >> right? >> Yes. >> Okay. So, listen. We've been using That. is exactly what it is. We've been using. these since I was a [ __ ] kid. Okay. Yeah. For And my dad, it's for popcorn.

>> So then I don't know if I'm a little. stoned or a little buzzed or whatever, but I grab just a different bowl. And I. put the popcorn in. He's like, don't put. it in there. That's not the popcorn. bowl. But I was like, I already put it in. And. he's like, don't that's not the [ __ ]. popcorn bowl. >> I go, it's a bowl. You put popcorn. Now. it is a popcorn bowl. Yeah. Yeah. >> And he's fighting me. My sister's losing. her mind laughing. And I'm [ __ ]. pissed. So I was just like, "Oh, you.

want in the [ __ ] So I dump it in the. other one." I was like, "Well, then. you're washing.". >> Wait, wait, wait. >> Why can't you just use the popcorn bowl? >> That's what I No. >> Yeah, use it because you know that he's. going to get mad about it. >> No. No. You know what? >> You only did it for spite. >> No. No. >> Yeah. You did it like I want to get I. want to get him riled up. >> I grabbed the first bowl that I saw. >> Do you know where the popcorn bowls are? >> I don't actually. That is true. Or the. next go in and No. >> No. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Tomorrow when you go. and No. >> I don't know where they are. >> Yeah. Yeah. Go. Excuse me. Where's the. popcorn bowls? >> And so then Okay.

>> So then then he comes out to my house in. LA. Comes out to Derry's house. >> Yeah. >> Big Andrew's house. >> Yeah. >> And he says, "Well, why is that there about something. innocuous?". >> What was it? >> And it was I don't I don't even. remember. It was like a matcha [ __ ]. thing that she uses or something. >> Who's she? my wife, >> okay, >> a matcha maker, whatever. And then he's. like, well, why is that there? >> And I said,

>> when you get your house, you can put it. wherever the [ __ ] you want, but in my. house, that's where I like it. And you. know what? He goes, "Fair enough." And. then he walked outside and I and I was. like, "That's right, >> dude. What is wrong with you, dude?". >> Just rage, dude. >> No. Ah, god. Because he's getting older, >> right? Mhm. >> Then you go, "Excuse me, I'll put the. matcha thing in the right matcha place.". >> No, it's my house. >> Okay. But it's probably left just in a. random place, right?

>> You have you been to my house? Is. anything left in a random place? >> No. It's very like showroomy. >> It's exactly where it's supposed to be. >> Yeah. Yeah. It's very clean. >> So, that thing goes there because that's. where it goes for us. >> Yeah. I live. >> Why is it so clean? >> Because uh in case I have people come. over, I like to keep a clean place. No, you know why I like to keep a clean. place? Because I earned it. M. >> cuz I respect the things that took me a. long time to get. >> Yeah. >> I don't understand the idea of not. respecting something you worked hard to. receive. >> Yeah. >> How about this? I've never had anything. given to me. So, anything I've got I.

respect. Maybe you should, too. >> Yeah. I respect what I have. But I kind. of like making people think that I'm. kind of a hoarder. >> You are kind of a hoarder. I am. >> You sent me the video of the two. machines talking to each other. It made. me laugh. >> Did you see that? >> The two robots. Oh, it's so good. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> No, but you think I was lying. I know. You keep a clean place, too. By the way, people at home pretend this game that he. plays like I'm this neat freak. You're a. [ __ ] neat freak. >> Your kitchen and [ __ ] is all organiz. Everything's organized. >> Yeah, because of Honey, Kala's sister,

Jules's mom. >> Okay. So, I I have someone clean the. house, too. So, that's why it's clean. >> Get a Filipino. Live live with a. Filipino. They're the best. >> She does these things with this link. right here to get a Filipino. >> She does things with my under. I don't. even know how. the my underwear are these tiny squares. She folds them in a way they're like a. [ __ ] graham cracker. >> She makes you. >> She takes all the air out. I don't know. how she does it. It's magic. We can cram.

300 of them in a tiny drawer like this. Perfectly placed. >> Wait, she does your laundry? >> Oh my god. She does everything. >> Oh, see. Yeah, I can't have. >> She does everything. >> I can't have someone do my laundry. That's creepy to me. >> I just to know where things are. That's. the only problem, you And where's the. paprika? >> And that's why you occasionally use the. wrong popcorn bowl. >> cuz you don't know where they are. >> Oh, that's right. That's right. That's. right. >> But that is my dad. We're going to get. into stupid small fights. We'll get into. small fights. >> all the time. Like look, I'll stay up. one night too late burning a bonfire in.

the backyard with my sister. 100%. >> Not cool, dude. >> No. >> No. >> What's wrong with bonfires are [ __ ]. Midwest. >> You start it at night, take it out. >> What does that mean? >> Put it out, dude. >> Oh, I do put it out. No, I'm saying. he'll come down that you didn't even. hear me out. >> Oh, sorry. I know. That's right. I didn't. I'm. sorry. My bad. >> He'll come down the next morning and be. like, "You use so much [ __ ] wood.". >> And I'll be like, "What the fuck?" Yeah, we were burning fire all night long. >> Yeah. >> He'll go, "Well, now I got to get a. whole new bushel." And I'm like, "Well,

I'll get you one." He doesn't get them. They get [ __ ] delivered. >> Yeah, >> dude. It's always a thing. >> Where do you get bushels? Home Depot. >> Yeah. Home Depot. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. But you they'll deliver them to. your house. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> You know what I So, um, what you know. what I realized? I don't know if I said. this but not but my air conditioning and. my heater all all winter the heater. didn't work and you don't call you just. freeze. >> you don't call but freeze. >> you call. >> no I freeze. >> call. >> it was like so cold. >> but he had 15 layers of blankets you.

shivering sweating. >> and then for the summer right um no no. no no air conditioning. >> good. >> you to 50° nothing would come Oh, so one. day I I finally called. >> Yeah, that's time. >> Guy comes over. He goes, "Bro, look.". And he this. >> He had blue chew. >> No. No. This was the color of the. filter. >> Oh my god. >> I didn't know you had to switch out the. filter. >> God, dude. Do you. >> You just have to switch it out and then. now everything works perfectly. >> Have you ever changed the filter of your.

water system at the house? >> No. >> That's insane. >> But I don't drink um that kind of water. >> You don't drink tap water? >> I call it Aaron Brockovich water. I. don't drink it. >> really. I don't want to get. >> diluted. Yeah. Yeah. I drink. >> bottled water. >> every time. >> That's That's insane. >> Why? >> That's a waste. Drink out of the tap. The tap water in LA is great. >> I don't know, dude. >> We have some of the best tap water in. the country. It's actually underrated. Our our water is tested about 300. locations on the city for over 200. different loc water delivered to you. meets or excels state and federal. drinking water standards. LA water is.

better than most states get water. >> But is it better than bottled water? >> Yeah, pro. Actually, probably because of. the [ __ ] this is microplastics and. all the [ __ ] that's in here. This is. terrible for you. >> Yep. >> What about glass? >> Glass is king. Not anymore. They just. did a bunch of new testing to find out. that glass also has [ __ ] up [ __ ] in it. now. >> So, we can't win. So, you know what you. do? >> You don't drink water. >> We're not. That's it. At Bad Friends, we. don't drink water. >> Yeah. >> No more. >> Did we already talk about the hurdling. spacecraft coming toward us? We did last. time, right? >> No. What are you talking about?

>> Oh, it's coming in December. Yeah. >> It's coming. >> We got a new We got something coming to. kill us. >> No. So, a Harvard sc Harvard scientist. >> Don't believe him already. >> Harvard. >> don't believe him. >> Okay. A Harvard scientist. >> discovered something. He doesn't think. it's a comet because there's no trail. I. don't think. >> a Harvard scientist and professor Avi. >> lobe. >> Avi lobe has suggested using the existed. NASA Juno spacecraft to intercept and. study interstellar object three I atlas.

which he uh he what persists could be. alien technology not just a natural. comet. This proposal stems from his. research for similar objects like. Amumara. >> Yeah, that was in 2017. >> Amumo. I remember. >> Uh, so what was that? >> It's hiding behind the sun. >> Were he paralyzed? >> No. Why are you laughing? That's true. The trajectory is behind the sun, so we. can't see it. >> Well, we go around the sun. >> You go around it, not me. Okay.

I stay right behind it. >> He is right. He's now Bobby stays right. behind. >> I stay right behind the sun. Okay. So, um, yeah, it's coming. And, um, >> that's so funny. It's four miles wide or. seven miles wide, something like that. >> Whoa. >> It's huge. >> Big. >> And um. >> where do we hope it hits? >> It's not getting trapped in any uh. planet's gravity as it goes through the. Milky Way. It's just slowly coming by us. and it'll hit us around December. We'll.

be able to see. >> Do they think they know where it's going. to hit? >> No, it's just going to go right through. the Milky Way, but it's going to pass. Earth uh in December. >> It's not going to hit us. >> No, no, no. It's. gonna It's It's not a comet, dude. >> I hope it hits us. It's a It's not a hit. situation, guy. >> What if it's a bomb? >> It's a slow down situation. It's like, "What's up, dog?" situation, dude. >> So, you think this is them saying, "What's up, dog?". >> Yes, dude. And you know, we re watched. signs last night, me and um this is. someone I was seeing. And um you know, there's two types of people in the.

world, dude. >> What are they? >> The type that sees stars in the light. >> You got it. >> There's two types of people. They see. aliens spacecraft in the skyline and. they believe they have hope. >> Swing away, >> right? And the second one are naysayers. >> That 50/50 and deep down they're. instilled with fear and I'm hope. I'm. number one. >> What was it that killed the aliens? Water. >> Yeah. >> And guess what we just said? >> Don't drink water.

>> Wow. Wow. >> We're the real aliens. >> You don't believe this is true? >> Of course. What do you mean? I think. there's a thing. I don't think it's. [ __ ] alien life form. I think they're. so fast they'd be here by now. >> Yeah. See what how big is it? It's like. four miles is seven miles or something. Like maybe. >> seven miles is so big. It's It's between. one and 20 kilometers. So they don't. even know. That's six miles. >> Yeah, it's big. >> Most recent operations size closer to. six miles. Six miles long. >> It's a lot. >> That's so long.

>> It's big. >> But that's got to be all the guys are on. there then. Then their whole. >> Yeah, they're the everyone's on there. >> Yeah. All the homies are on there. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Imagine if they left. some guys off. Where are you guys going? >> Yeah. >> Past Earth. Can I go? >> But if they go. >> I don't know there's enough room. >> He said it was 6 miles long. >> I don't know if we have the room. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Just one guy they can't stand. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Hey Mark. Marcus. Marcus. Yeah. I heard. you guys are going to take off tomorrow. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Uh is there any room on the craft? >> Well, um no, there's not enough room.

>> Really? >> Yeah. There's 20 of us. It's pretty cozy. in there. I heard it was six miles long. >> Yeah, but you know what? The living. space is, you know, size of this room. >> Oh, I understand. I understand. I. understand. >> Bye. >> Bye. >> By the way, they take off. They're like, "Thank God we left that [ __ ] guy. I. can't stand that [ __ ] guy.". >> But see, what would happen if they go, >> "Andrew Bobby, big fan of Bad Friends.". >> Dude, I hope I hope. >> they go, "We want to start a podcast in.

our civilization. Will you come?". >> Great. >> Would you come? when we got a guest on. their podcast. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I have 4.5 million. followers in our version of. >> in Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Ladies and gentlemen, would you go our. guest today say whatever they want. Totally unfiltered. We love these guys. >> By the way, you know what's so funny is. I bet you if any sort of communication. is getting through the airwaves into. outer space, it's probably podcast. because there's so many of them that are. being shot out into the [ __ ] world.

This is probably what they're hearing. Yeah. >> And what a bummer. >> What a bummer that this is what they. think of us. >> And they're probably 20 million years. from now. No, it doesn't get there right. away. It takes time. >> Yeah. It takes a long time. >> Not not 20 million years, but a long. time. >> Well, I mean, they could be millions of. light years away. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Depends on how far away they are. >> Yeah. But we'd be long dead by then. >> Notorious in a universal state. >> Depends on if we hop on that craft. >> How we go. >> That Bobby Andrew, we came just for you. two. You can't bring any of the bad.

friends. But if it. >> What if they said it could just be you. and me? No one we love. No one we know. >> But we can never come back to Earth. >> Never. No family, no friends, no. >> You wouldn't go. I know you wouldn't go. >> Yeah. >> I would go. >> No, you would not go. You'd be so. scared. I would go. >> I would go. >> I would go. >> I would go just to protect you. What a. what a story. They'd write books of. books about us. They'd write movies. about us. It'd be our real legacy. We. wouldn't just be known as bad friends. We'd be known as the two guys that went. to space on the seven mile craft and. never came back. >> Wow. >> We'd be embedded. You know who'd be. teaching about us in the future? fifth.

grade teachers. >> Yeah. >> What's there though? It would depend on. what's there. >> Doesn't matter. Let's find out. >> No, no. I have to know. I have to have a. list. >> We get up on the craft right away. It's. anal probes. We're like, what? >> I thought that it. >> No, we really like to do this. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. It would it would have to be um. Well, there have to have human women. there. >> My dad just called me. >> Hold on. Hey, we're doing the podcast. right now. What's up?

Uh, just calling to check on you and. find out when you're coming to town. >> Is it Jeff? >> Uh, yeah. Say hi to. >> Jeff. It's Bob. >> Hey, how are you? >> What's up with the popcorn bowls? >> The popcorn bowls. Um, well, u they're. special for popcorn only. >> But why do you get so mad about it, Jeeoff? >> Well, because uh we have things in the. house that are be used for certain. things. And Andrew uh was, you know,

being typical Andrew uh being against. the grain and picking another bowl, >> right? >> Against the grain. Against the grain. >> All right, babe. All right. See you, Bobby. Take care. >> All right. Bye, Jeff. >> I love you. I'll see you. I'll talk to. you tomorrow. Bye, babe. >> Okay. All right. Bye. >> He's so funny. >> So, we get a lot of submissions for. different things, but we always get way. more submissions after episodes air with. the minute. So, these are all late. submissions, but this is Carlos. replacement. Fancy. Okay, let's see some. of them. We do want to see some of these. >> energy replacements. Uh this is Charity.

>> What up, Bad Friends gang? Uh my name is. Charity. I am 25 and I'm from Gaston, Oregon. Um Gaston's like a 15-second. town. If you blinked, you probably. already drove past it. We got like two. bars, no gas stations, about a dozen. crackheads out of a total population of. 16. So that's where I'm from. Um yeah, I'm a bit of a rarity out in these. parts. You probably never seen a Samoan. girl under 6'2 270. So, um, I at least.

got that going for me. >> Funny. >> Good. >> I currently work in corporate finance. and administrative assistance. Um, and. I'm working to get certified as an. independent travel booking agent on the. side. So, uh, yeah, kind of got the. hustle going. Try to get out of this. crapshoot town. >> Pause. >> We got to get her out. >> All All I'm going to say, don't get. upset. >> Okay. This is a perfect, and I mean. perfect, replacement for your assistant. >> Yes. >> Literally. >> Yeah. >> She does all the things.

>> Yeah. >> Also, all the travel booking. >> That's what That's what I'm [ __ ]. saying. >> No, >> but. >> hey, >> but my assistant's camping. >> Okay. >> Is never not camping. >> Okay. >> This girl probably doesn't like camping. Great. She's awesome. We love her. God, >> two good ones so far. >> Back to back. Desawn. >> Hey. >> Yeah. >> The way you said that. >> Desawn. >> Just say Deshawn. >> Deshan. >> Yeah. Not Desan.

>> Go ahead. >> What's going on? This is the submission. for the replacement in the booth. challenge or whatever you guys are doing. over there. >> Love this guy. >> Oh, really? >> Now, I heard you guys were looking to. replace someone. But one thing I did. hear you guys say was you got a bunch of. nines. Why get have a nine when you can. settle for an 11? Also, you said you. have you need some women to submit. >> I guarantee you women in that building. >> He thinks he's Michael B Jordan.

>> He's got but he's not. >> He's not Michael Beep Jordan. >> Michael Jeep. >> Yeah. Or Jeep. I [ __ ] that up. >> I [ __ ] that joke up. What? >> It made me laugh. >> cuz you went beep beep. >> He thinks you know what it is. He thinks. he's Michael Jeep Jordan. He's Michael. Beep Jordan. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. There. Good. Good. Good. I guarantee you. >> he does. Yeah. Um he seems like a nice. guy. >> Yeah. Yeah. We like him. >> We like him. >> A little aggressive. >> He's at 11 though. >> I don't know why he says 11. I don't. know what that means. Maybe it means he. can go up to 11.

>> You have women in that building. But you. know what? You don't have is. give a shot. How come we still not. getting shots? Nobody want to give us a. chance. Okay. He has a point. First of. all, he has a point. He has a point. >> First of all, >> Yeah. Yeah. Desawn. >> Yeah. I do understand what he's saying. >> I do 100%. >> Perhaps we should have. >> some more color in the booth. >> Diversity. >> I think we need a color commentator. >> Yeah. >> And that's not that's a. >> He would be funny. >> He would. >> Yeah. Yeah,

>> he would. >> Yeah. >> But he also. >> Can we do guest? >> We could try guests. >> We could try. We could also have people. uh zoom in or face him in if we want. face to face interactions. >> Yeah, maybe we zoom first. I think. that's probably a better way. >> Zoom then guest. Mhm. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> This is Karissa T. >> Love. >> Love it. >> Yeah, she's pretty. >> Hey, Andrew. Hey, Bobby. Let me get this. out of the way right now. The reason why. I said Andrew instead of Bobby first is.

because his name starts with an A and. Bobby starts with a B. So, now that I got that out of the way, I just saw today's episode where you. were you guys were asking for a. replacement for Fancy B since he's. leaving for a few months. I would like. to say that Andrew said that. we have to be from Spain, which I'm not,

but I am Spanish as you can clearly tell. tell from my accent. And I'm not from the area, but it's. really easy for me to make it there. If you if I get the if I get picked, just. >> if I get paid, >> let me know and I'm going to be there. >> as soon as I can. >> Thank you. >> Pause this. >> It's It's.

>> Shut it down. We've got the guy. >> It's love at first sight. >> Shut it down. We've got. >> It's love at first sight, dude. >> The guy. >> That's the guy, dude. >> Find him. >> Find him. >> We've got the guy. >> We got the guy. >> He's [ __ ] perfect. >> He's perfect. He's a upgraded version of. what we have. >> It's amazing. >> Yeah. >> Now, >> yeah, >> we're also gonna find out for certain. >> Great. Cut. >> That this young man. >> absolutely lives somewhere we cannot. access. >> Yeah. You said you can drive and look at. the Let's do some investigating. Can you.

zoom in at the greenery in the back? I'm. really good at like uh. >> Yeah, Bobby's good at figuring, you. know, like geom mapping. >> Geoming. Yeah, he's so good at that. >> Yeah, he's so good at it. >> Zoom in. All right. You know that kind. of foliage? Does that recognize at all? >> That's North Carol. That's North. Carolina North Carolina. No, North. Northern California. >> Northern California. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Even better. >> Truck right here. It looks like. >> Yeah. I don't I can't see it. It's. blurry, but. >> And you know what? You know what's. behind that truck is a Michael Jeep. Jordan is right behind. >> I I got to tell you, I love this guy.

I'm into this guy. Let's find out. >> Let's try to get him, though. >> I think he said I think he said he wants. to be paid, which is fine. We'll pay him. if I get picked. >> Oh, but we will pay him. We'll pay him. for the day's work. >> You know what? I'm willing to pay out of. my own pocket. M. >> 300 bucks. >> I'll match it. >> Really? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. It just depends on. >> 600 to get him here. >> 600 depends on where he's coming from, too. >> Let's be real. Let's send him a message. >> All right. >> Well, listen. We're excited for the. future. We're happy for the prospects. Thank you guys for submitting. We'll get. to some more submitts later, but we but.

Crusoto. what? Curisso to honestly, whatever it. is, dog. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We'll come up with a. nickname. >> Yeah, we will. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Uh we'll see you soon. >> We'll see you soon. And also thank you. for being a bad friend. [Music]. Woo! Yeah! Woo!