Bear Friends with Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura | Ep 58 | Bad Friends

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[Music]. how you doing today bob. welcome to the [ __ ] what is it called. bear friends hey guys don't don't fix. your dials on your. dials what [ __ ] year is this i don't. know you that's right you've tuned into. the right show. get ready to unsubscribe yep my name is. bobby lee. and i'm ditto andrew tito and tito.

andrew. peter andrew i can call you tito tom. okay. oh calm down no just. bert that sounds weird no but it sounds. very like. like okay detail bart it's good to see. you you know why we do this at. 4 00 p.m right why because the. the guy that normally sits there sleeps. till three. so that's when you he does the show at. 4pm this is amazing we do our show at 10. a.m. i can't wait to do a podcast where you. only get 200 000 subscribers.

[Laughter]. who [ __ ] made out on this deal i know. the [ __ ] bad friends are all of a. sudden on a red podcast. yeah it's pretty cool now the whole. sudden we gotta [ __ ] lift them up we. gotta come into this [ __ ] box. and listen to this [ __ ] dope out. there this so is this. should this be like someone's like would. this is this where people shoot heroin. at this building. this looks like uh this looks like a. [ __ ] storage unit it's kind of. sketchy right. um i like it jesus jesus they have. beaten the [ __ ] out of you haven't you.

do you have do you you can you know you. can be honest with us you don't have to. be like it's cool here. i like andrew and i like bobby you can. tell us the truth. i don't like them thank you that's what. i'm talking about. thank you miss giuliani yeah thank you. miss giuliani so miss giuliani how did. you hook up with these guys i'm just out. of curiosity. um attica lila. oh wait are you related yeah did you. just get a tattoo. no wait oh wait do you live with them. yeah. i know who the [ __ ] you are.

i know who the [ __ ] you are. i just put the math together i was like. she's filipino. yeah of course you are really good at. doing this man i'm sitting here going. jesus. is she like a [ __ ] kidnapped or. something i know like blink twice if you. need to get let loose i know she. she was like i was i was in the. philippines they promised me some. modeling work they grabbed my passport. next thing you know i'm sitting here on. the third mic on a [ __ ] mediocre. podcast. looking some [ __ ] ginger talk to a. [ __ ] korean guy. to a guy who looks like an organism be.

honest. hold on cheers cheers to bad friends. to bad friends how bad. is it to live with bobby oh that's right. you live with bobby. live with bobby um how gross is he so. what time yeah like what. what time does he get up to workout. workout. he wakes up around i guess two. oh cause he's probably up all night. reading playing. playing what do you play like hide and.

go seek and stuff he plays. um call of duty is it weird to you. that a guy that that sleeps. till 2 p.m and plays all night actually. has a career. like it owns a house yeah yeah right. does it do you go like that's america. like yeah you can kind of be like hey i. don't really try but. it's confusing but he does it so yeah. what do you think is worse a guy who. drinks. every night starting at like say.

4 30 until maybe 10 o'clock at night. but then gets up and works out at eight. in the morning do you think that's more. self-destructive. or a guy who starts playing video games. at nine o'clock eats sour patch kids all. night. and plays until like and plays six in. the morning and then sleeps till three. who do you think's got more of a problem. the second one right yeah do you think. bobby would be better off if he just. started drinking and using drugs again. and never touched a video game yes right. see i think i'm saving my own life now. let's pick apart andrew. okay okay now uh have you ever seen a.

redhead before when you saw it not in. the philippines wait did was it. exciting or gross when you first saw him. i thought it was really weird. yeah his beard was really red but that. sounds like you're leaning more gross. than girls like when you saw him you. just thought he was holding his breath. really hard. yeah like they're like you're like the. only thing i know is like. like when stray dogs in my village have. that little dart that comes out. that looks like you yeah yeah how do you. have like a pejorative term. for redheads in tagalog or something no.

what would you i mean if you wanted to. insult it they've never seen one well. yeah. that's like in america what do we call. uh those little animals that put on a. cape and then do flips off a wall. oh we don't know what that is that's. only in the philippines right what are. those called. um i just saw it on someone's twitter. feed or a tick tock. on tick tock there are these little. animals that put on capes and they're. like this tall. and they run around the philippines. those are dogs dogs yeah. god damn it it's on someone's tick tock. i just saw this today i'm obsessed with. tick-tock by the way. you are yeah that's a new obsession for. you do you do the dance.

what the tic i don't do any of the. dances what do you do. i really like a lot of this knowledge. i've accrued off tick-tock. like those little animals that run. around the philippines with capes on. yeah and run off the wall. it's an animal okay i'm gonna explain it. to you george see if you can find it oh. george is gonna struggle but go ahead. it's an animal that runs up a wall and. does a flip backwards off the wall. how about this type in mythical animal. philippines. what mythical animals do you have in the. philippines like in in our northwest we.

have. a bigfoot right yeah and then uh in the. in the. and then way way way north they have the. abominable snowman. i just realized you sit here and you. work with. a [ __ ] fancy bee yeah isn't that. rough knowing what they did to your. country who's fancy [ __ ] the spaniard. man. the guy was like welcome to this show. that guy. will come here the spanish people were. the first people in the philippines well. they weren't the first people but they. went there and they. obviously weren't from the best people. yeah they [ __ ] it up yeah.

really yeah sure was that why they. resent them that's why the catholicism. there. really oh tom's peruvian they did the. same thing to his people yeah except. these people hit up on the top of a. mountain at altitude and it took those. guys forever to get up there and then. like 60 of them kill the [ __ ] country. so wait filipino mythical creatures that. everyone should look out for multo do. you know what that is. malta is just a monster okay keep going. yeah yeah yeah everybody we've all got.

those we got those. let's scroll keep going yeah what's up. it's i think it's just uh this big no. it's a it's a lady i think she's really. what. no she i think she's a ghost okay okay. how about a. man that's old. man a witch a witch. oh looks like a witch which is kind of a. cute witch i couldn't understand who you. were and now i totally know who you are. how about diwara.

is sigbing is it sig being a little. creature. no it's not i don't think so what's the. little creature it's called a [ __ ]. chihuahua. what what um is it the windy is it. duende. i don't know look up the wednesday. george get the [ __ ] on it. god i i saw a real one on tick tock. are the window real they say it's real. they say it's real but it sounds like no. one's captured it on tick-tock. no some guys got one of those real. that's like loch ness monster i wish you.

could go through and see the tick tocks. that you did. you're your wife got me addicted with. tick tocks she creates the best curation. dude some people in her story she always. puts up the craziest ones i saw john. uh john mayer yeah let's talk about john. mayer for a second the singer comedian. same one yeah yeah he does. all of it this guy never paid him any. mind in my life i know these friends of. chapel i'm sure he's like probably a. really cool guy to hang out yeah i'm. sure he is he's never paid any mind to. him though i i. his music hit when i was already out of. college have you ever heard of john.

mayer. i know he's part of the grateful dead. perfect. so uh wait is she right by the way well. he tours with them now okay. i was like he's done at all part of the. grateful dead. he he um toured at like he i guess for. more recently took the garcia slot i. think. oh yeah well that's the only one open i. don't know. he's like bob scoot over i'm gonna take. your spot. you play jerry i'm gonna play you yeah. yeah so. yeah yeah so he uh i guess he's really.

big on tick tock like he's into tick. tock i didn't know that i guess i don't. know. but i never i never his music came out. when i just moved to new york so. like uh i never i wasn't the music i was. listening to then was. more i don't know limb biscuit corn yeah. that's why i never really listened to. him and then i i when i moved to l.a is. when he got into comedy. and you know how comics are when comic. other people getting the comedy we're. always like okay whatever. yeah but he was friends with charade so. i was like he must be a cool guy. i know anything about him he made a tick. tock today that made me laugh so [ __ ]. hard. can you play my tick tock i know i put.

it on my instagram stories pull up my. instagram stories. i think we can play his tech talk on. this show right sure okay you ready. here's the song i'm gonna play a bit of. my song whiskey whiskey whiskey for you. i don't have a harmonica i'm just gonna. play without harmonica. didn't like it that was funny. did you like it did you get it though. yeah no no maybe you should watch it. again baby. again i'm joking i just thought it was.

[ __ ] funny all right. you said that [ __ ] really [ __ ] made. you made me laugh hearty [ __ ] this. morning why. i don't know man i just oh by the way. write down i can be a dj i could be a dj. i could be a dj dude. i'm djing hold on that's my thing now. i'm djing wait. when are you dj i'm djing a party in uh. three weeks. you are not you know that you realize. that is like legit. [ __ ] money uh yeah and you don't have. to do anything all you have to do is. put let's put your hand to your ear and. go yeah yeah.

and then one two three four and smoke. comes out. smoke comes out i have i have a travel. case dude no. you don't yes i do no you don't have a. whole serato set up yeah i'm doing a. serato. yeah shut up yeah man show me what you. got on the thing i want to see your. setup hey do you know how to dj yeah. bro do videos of you djing i could send. you a video yeah for real like. like when you dj do you play mashups or. do you do your own just. beat and then just so yeah serato has. this thing in the program where it's.

serrato it's the it's the actual. software. so the software that you plug your. macbook into and. it tells you the bpm beats per minute of. every song so you can see those little. those little boxes with all the squares. that light up that's that's different so. those you can you can put like drops in. there you can. cue things up so that you can have like. you program songs to start at certain. points. you know it's a whole thing yeah and so. how hard is it to learn because it looks. pretty simple yeah it's easy man you got. it. yeah but um so wait this is back is this.

when you started djing. that was right before i decided to take. it seriously like seriously scale of one. to ten. what are you a better dj than john mayer. is a comedian. i don't know i don't want to i mean i. heard he's really funny actually okay. so that's my question though yes i don't. know i don't know okay. um could you i sold out a party. no you didn't i sold out a party oh hold. on one second sold out how big of how. many people a couple hundred people. for real yeah but it's after i do a show. oh so you're going and then how much do. they take us to your uh.

to your um to your gig two bucks 20. bucks yeah and so you're going to do a. show. then you're going to a club and you're. gonna dj the club for another 20 bucks. yeah. so you're doing three shows three shots. yeah yeah and the last one is just you. up there and that's gonna go until like. three in the morning yeah oh so that's a. hard earned 20 and you're playing the. whole time. well yeah i mean no because they'll they. have somebody else there that can kind. of like. he puts he puts his hard drive in and. then he can split okay give me an. example of someone that. is famous that djs like you that you can. dj like that you're like.

oh if you watch uh deborah de luca oh. you know who who my idol is dj and. questlove. let me see quest love can you play some. quest love but then just we can hear it. do you know how to do that i feel like. we're losing you really rudy. no i'm listening okay it's just i don't. know. if i believe that you dj why is it. because he's. overweight no why it's because he. doesn't have a full head of hair. it's because he doesn't have long hair. what do you expect a dj to look like.

and what doesn't tom have what excuse me. yeah yeah. i'm asking all the same questions and. has anyone ever cleaned this mic. just out of curiosity no i wouldn't. imagine so. that's that one i would be more scared. of than this one oh no. [ __ ] [ __ ] my lips been touching it. i'm a little freaked out. this is the one and only he's my idol. okay so this is the kind of dj you doing. so this is what you do well hold on i. don't know what he's doing yet.

and they'll say dj dad all that [ __ ]. probably. no way i swear to god for real i swear. to god and it'll be like two bears one. cave one. and i have my gameplay set up just like. that her body her choice choice choice. choice choice. so basically basically give me let me. get this right well see here's the thing. as a d as a dj fan like if you're a fan. of you as a dj. yeah yeah then i'm just a fan of the. same music you like you don't really.

create music. i don't create music you just like play. a little bit of a song and then play. another little bit of a song. and then do some like but it's about a. vibe so you go like what what's the vibe. like this right here this is a vibe. right here but it's like a laid-back. kind of like rhythmic almost electron. that's what it sounds like from from. where i'm at right now it sounds like it. sounds like a nice. it's like you're in a lounge at like a. nice hotel that's what this you know i. mean new york or hotel. and they have like a lounge kind of. going that's what this feels like but. the one that said i'm going to do is a. little more hype i don't know enough. about djs to know about this guy.

so i don't know all i know is quest love. is very famous. as a dj as a personality as a musician. as a yeah as a dj as a sure quest love. i'm surprised oh i know quest love. that's who we're talking about i didn't. know. i know quest love i know quest love is. yeah yeah oh that's. quest love was born in like 1971 right. he's professionally known as i was. thinking of question mark love. gotcha not quest love when you say. questlove you gotta say is his real.

street name. hey take a look at this what look at. this it's like she's trying to catch a. bert. oh yeah oh [ __ ] don't you did we. schedule anything fun for them when. they're at our studio because this is. [ __ ] awesome. no not at all shouldn't even i don't. think she really knows what she's doing. i think. they told her to do this and she doesn't. know what she's about do you regularly. eat those. yeah no you do not i do youtube bobby. buys them for me. no you're [ __ ] lying all right can. you throw them on can you throw are you. being serious.

no i can't give you one. this is a bit this is a no why can't you. give them one because i'm really hungry. i just came back from school. you're gonna eat all of them yeah. there's only four. you're gonna eat four right now yeah how. you're. so hungry from school yeah i didn't eat. what are you what are you a physical. trainer. what do you study what do you go to i'm. still in high school. you're in high school how old are you. 19. what year are you in high school senior.

year hey wait is this a whole bit is she. even filipino. oh yeah are you from guatemala no. all right this isn't real. i don't think let's find out yeah let's. see if hell i'm gonna call santina. [ __ ]. she loves you who i did i did um. what's it called what's his tiger belly. yeah man.

hey man we definitely haven't started. yet because bobby's late but also. i don't want to like talk [ __ ] or like. come off like i'm not appreciative of. this but like yeah. nadav answers the door and i said hey. man great to see you and he goes. let's get this going you get everybody. said to me jesus oh. jesus enough what is that about dude i. just. i i don't get it i don't know if that's. his thing now he's got a lot. he's got a lot of pent up like j anger. deep within you know he does yeah you.

know and i don't know he was like i'm on. break when i said hey will you help me. set this thing up he said i'm on break. and he was in the second room there just. eating nickels he was just. killing nickels that sounds right he. does that because he thinks they're. pennies now. let me ask you something uh there's no. way this is. [ __ ] real so giuliani's over here and. she's [ __ ] just going. [ __ ] ham on these uncrustables. yeah so you know they're bart's favorite. treat and then i go hey can you throw. him one she goes. there's only four and i'm hungry.

[Laughter]. the kids gotta eat though but well well. make like make bart do something for it. you know what i mean like. what i mean but four i mean what the. [ __ ] she weighs like 80 pounds. she can't just eat four dude we let her. eat only on the show. otherwise she goes back in her cage when. she goes back home she doesn't get to. eat until we take it so when we film. she's allowed to snack and then after we. film she goes back in her cage. but i will say this make bart do some. semblance of a competition to get one of. those for her she loves competition okay.

i'll do that and let me tell you. something else just before i let you go. here. um we were really excited to work with. like a high level producer. and that [ __ ] is not happening over here. no it's not. no no it's not is it the is it the. mexican kid or the what is the. argentinian or whatever is he there. i don't know where the [ __ ] he's from he. looks like he's from north africa. yeah he's he's atrocious and is uh is a. pink dick there. george yeah and he it takes him [ __ ]. 30 minutes longer to search for [ __ ].

than. it takes native he couldn't even search. quest love he's right here. doesn't like what's going on at the. studio he's mad. what's going on dude it's terrible i. mean [ __ ]. rudy won't share her snacks um uh. [ __ ] the the fancy bee is he's just. like he's. holding his pinky up when he talks to us. like he's real fancy and then. george is terrible at everything that a. producer would do. okay can i just say this yeah at least. we don't have to drive. nine hours to get to the [ __ ] studio.

you piece of [ __ ] but your studio sucks. hey this studio is like three blocks. from my. all house you owe me [ __ ] gas money. you [ __ ]. i'm sad my dog almost died today you. piece of [ __ ] i have to drive all the. way out of you. i'm saying you ever [ __ ] talk to me. like that again you have another thing. all right bye-bye all right bye jesus. guys that went well yeah that went. really well. i feel like we solved a lot of issues by. the way i wish nadav was really like his. genuine [ __ ] self to them like. genuinely like the way you get attitude.

from him and you go. i don't think you meant to say it that. way and he just has his mask on. and it's up on his eyes because he's. overweight and he's just breathing and. his glasses are all foggy. he got vaccinated because he's so fat. are you serious yeah they. they have a um they have a thing if. you're like morbidly obese. uh you do a thing online and you can get. it so he got it. and he was like bragging about it you. know like he's like oh i'm so fat that i. can get vaccinated. so then i wish i. by the way i look jacked just in my arms. real right super jacked.

like just i mean this is like that's. crazy when you see this. don't you're 19. i have a hard time. talking to her right now. can i i'll ask for him are you children. do you feel like. like that's a nice box nope i don't even. want to know the answer i just eat your. own crust. a big arm it's a big arm yeah. well yeah you're 19. you're around high. schoolers all day yeah do you feel like. it's a dad bod. yeah but like a respectable one yeah. oh my god i love learning see learning a.

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and when and when they said you can move. in with my. boyfriend he's a movie star you were. like whoa. jet li no i didn't really know him so i. didn't care. you didn't know him at all no like. you've never heard of him or anything. how bad are the philippines that you. moving with bobby's better. [Laughter]. it's a pretty good question i guess did. you live in the philippines and then. came here to live with bobby. yeah and how long ago did you move here. last year last year so did you only have.

a year left in the philippines or no. um yeah a year left jesus. we need to get more children on our side. yeah are you opening a third. yeah are you [ __ ] serious this isn't. real how often do you do this this is. real. i'm hungry every day you do this every. day you eat. four uncrustables. you would have been perfect for our show. like krispy kreme donuts.

how many donuts can you can you go. through like a krispy kreme. six you can just rip through six of. donuts you want to [ __ ] up some donuts. look at georgia run down the yum yums. yeah it's right down the streets. did you eat dinner will you eat dinner. oh yeah i will what will you have you. think. eggs and rice eggs keeping it real. [ __ ] old oh my god do you know what i. had the other day motherland [ __ ]. dessert huh. do you know what i had the other what's. that i took uh. pasta in fried egg the.

greatest [ __ ] thing i've ever had in. my life you never had that before never. had in my life and i will have it every. day now i just made a big. i made a big thing of angel hair pasta. and you put that in a pan. i take the i take the pasta and it's. cold it's out of the fridge and i. it's got butter in it garlic little. capers a little bit of lemon and i kind. of let it. i toss it a little bit just get it warm. and then i run it like a circle around. it like put a circle. like a toilet and i put a egg in the. center and then close the top. put uh parmesan on top of it wait do you.

but do you mix up the eggs you just let. it side up sunny side up. it's the best thing i've ever had and. then crack the yolk when you're done. so then i put it on a plate and i uh. and then i very slow i take my time with. it i've never taken my time with. anything. i have a little pasta i put in a little. squirrel and then i break the egg yolk. and i have the egg yolk in the center. and i dip it in the egg yolk. take a bite dude it's the best you're. making me [ __ ] hungry right it's one. of the best things i feel like i could. eat. [ __ ] four uncrustables right now [ __ ].

it. up i i've i've never enjoyed something. more what's like a typical breakfast in. the philippines. eggs and rice eggs like but scrambled. eggs and rice or like. fries i wouldn't mind i'll tell you what. i wouldn't mind fried a fried egg. on top of some rice and oh and like you. guys have hot hot cheetos. my filipino friend brought over went to. a store and brought over. these like filipino sausages. too oh you're from the philippines do. you wipe your ass with your hand. leaves leaves ah joe yeah see i wipe my.

ass with my fingers sometimes. hold on don't look at me you just said. leaves. she just went like this. okay so wait so i. jo what's the bowl in the philippine. that everyone has it's got a. caught a bowl not a bowl. no no no no joe coy sells them on his. website. they're like what are they called um.

can you imagine if i did that to you if. you're like you want coffee i go let's. go. coffee sand coffee. okay joe joe coy has and something and i. thought it goes by your toilet and you. dip your fingers in it wipe your ass. right. yeah some people do that yeah it's way. [ __ ] but do you still use leaves when. you're here. no yeah she goes she's going outside.

hey where are you going why not though. why not get a bunch of leaves and then. bring them in. because there's a nice bathroom inside. oh okay i'm just asking jesus. i don't mind what kind of leaves i. wouldn't mind trying to leaf. yeah what kind of leaf any kind of leave. as long as it's like. brown and big because you don't want. thin can i tell you can i tell you. already then you get dookie on your hand. can i already tell you yeah. when she said leaves i assumed it was a. handful of elite like small tiny leaves. and you just kind of just were like i. just hope not get on my finger.

and then you said big i went yeah that. makes more sense yeah i'd go out to the. [ __ ] bird of pain that's for like. one of those the leaves are for an. outdoor dookie though right yeah oh you. know. go out get some leaves come back in yeah. i would yeah. okay yeah taco bell or taco bell just. got a brand new. um they have leaves no they got a brand. new you're gonna eat a lot of leaves for. this taco bell. they just got a brand new cheese cheese. looper. what is it taco bell's got a brand new. thing i don't know.

that's the fancy b fancy b just type in. taco bell and then news que salupa. quesa loop it's only that looks like 10. calories that looks like a [ __ ] just. a talk man. the case of lupa that's some [ __ ]. [ __ ] right fancy baby. yeah that thing is [ __ ] i mean is that. even a thing hold on hold on one second. are you. are you proclaiming that thing as [ __ ]. or should we try it and decide if that. thing is [ __ ]. i'm proclaiming it you're proclaiming it.

yep. this is a guy who knows oh yeah yeah. i know my tacos did you say tacos. the word is tacos tacos we're very. specific about accents on our show. yeah name a country i'll do an accent oh. this is a fun game go ahead. argentina ah argentina there you go. really good okay okay i'll get ready. i'll say all right but no. hi i'm from argentina i'm so sorry my. cow got into your yard.

however let me grab my boroderos i will. catch him bring him back over to my. house. i'll make a little bit of that green. stuff i like to make. and put on my meat and then we will have. some. argentinian beef all right next one. friends. friends we miss you. i'm so sorry i gave you herpes i am. smoking and i could not talk properly. as i drank my wine and came on your. teeth we we miss you.

very good how about australia okay all. right mate. let me get these aborigines out of here. get my kangaroo. and i'll catch this crockey and i'm. gonna. throw it in the back of my big truck. you're nailing it today keep going. [Laughter]. germany. and i'm from germany. i like to be tied up and [ __ ] on that is.

my thing. cause i'm from germany kind of fading. off there but. yeah it was good first first three. greenland greenland. hello i am from greenland. very nice to have you in my country a. lot of people assume that. iceland has green stuff and green and as. i stopped but it's not that way. i'm from greenland would you like a. piece of whale. keep going russia.

hello i am russian are you the machine. you are okay i think my accent's. following your part back to france. i think i'm going back to france nailing. it nailing it. korea korea i'm not gonna do that one. do it in honor of that no no no no no no. no no no hi i'm bobby. bobby lee i take my shirt off i have a. small dick all right. yeah um yeah i don't do i only do white. people accents. because it's racist to do other than.

that i think right is that how that. works. yeah wait so you oh do you give them. permission can you do can. you do a week in permission to do it. yeah i give you permission. you're not korean filipino okay. filipino is that it does that sound like. it. no no okay ready you do my accent to me. okay and uh just word for word really. really try to make it sound like me okay. hi i'm bert christopher.

wow that was really good really [ __ ]. good that was really good. that was really good. okay okay ready keep going ready okay. and. and i have aids i have aids. well if that's not meaningful i don't.

know what it is yeah that's pretty good. that was pretty [ __ ] great that was. really great. do you want this to do yeah it would. okay i would love it. so are you familiar with who either of. us are uh no. oh how do you say thank you in filipino. salamat. salama with a tea salami. salam alaikum assalaamu alaikum i don't. know that. is it from salamat is that same same.

are you catholic yeah me too. what are you doing for easter nothing. you're not gonna pray. you're not gonna go to church no he has. risen. we just don't do that jesus these are. nice and cold too. can i tell you she's three deep already. watch this yeah wait wait.

yeah you're american all right all right. all right i've been sleeping like [ __ ]. really yeah lately i need to [ __ ]. call bobby and figure out how to do it. right because. i've been getting up to pee at like 3 34. and i don't go back to sleep. i stay awake stay awake till like 6 30. and then get up. with panic attacks no but just like my. mind runs and then. you know i've been getting pretty high. like with edibles to go to sleep i think. i'm getting too high. like i'm i'm like buzzing see that's. what i'm afraid of i'm afraid i'm gonna.

that's why i'm afraid to take edibles. so i'm afraid i'll take it and then wake. up with searing anxiety attacks. hmm that could happen it's already wake. up with anxiety attacks if i drink i. wake up with anxiety attacks. if you drink so don't you have them. pretty often i didn't quit drinking but. i just. stopped for a while because i was like. this is killing me but you didn't you. just drank the other night oh yeah last. night but. i'm not drinking tonight okay but you. have anxiety last night then yeah in the. middle of night. what time searing anxiety like really. like four in the morning and i go i go.

to i go don't only hear watch don't look. at your watch don't leave your watch and. then i look at my watch i'm like. i don't know i swear to god there should. be a game what's your anxiety about. death death i'm [ __ ] my life up and. i'm dying. from what just drinking too much and. partying and not eating right kind of. another one by the way. are you gonna eat it or you ate three. [ __ ] uncrustables yeah. does she really do this all the time. yeah jesus. that's unbelievable i need like uh i'm.

like thirsty thirsty today. you are what do you want oh yeah i'll. take a water. i'll take both of them i have a problem. with excess have you ever gotten drunk. before. yeah oh for real what's the drinking age. in the philippines. any age just get down when was the first. time you got drunk how old were you. 12. no not drunk but i. you drank it i drank at 12 but i got. drunk at 16. um do you have any questions you'd like.

to ask me. um do you know who i am you're a. comedian. yeah do you do you know mine do you know. which one's bert which was tom irritate. the board. yeah okay i love that tito [ __ ] do you. um have you ever seen them just stand up. no do you ever watch stand up um. a little who do you like to watch i like. wait john mullaney oh yeah yeah yeah. everyone does. like give us someone that like no one.

likes yeah i mean jesus. enjoy hey do you. for real jokoy he's [ __ ] hilarious. all right he also sells stadiums out. let's give us like give us like a. [ __ ] obscure one. you're like oh you know who i really. like which i didn't think you'd know. about. is no yeah do you like bobby's stand up. i don't watch do you like andrew stand. up i don't know wayne. and racist yeah i think you by the way. you made the right choice.

hey did you like american my. recommendation in and of itself. on hulu could not sit through it why not. what was the point of it that's an. interesting question. um what what do you think the point of. it was uh. i i'm sh i had to be had to have a. really great secret ending where he was. related to every secret ending. or something had to have something. because i was i mean i don't mean to. [ __ ] on it i'm sure that guy is. extremely talented he is he is he's a. uh but here's the other thing is like i. did a podcast with him i know i saw that.

and then i was like. and you're like i don't want to give. away your show and so i was like okay. it's going to be a good show. i started watching with leanne and sager. [ __ ] do you guys have the word [ __ ]. in philippines um what is it. we can say piste or putangina putang. ninga. putaninga leotang ina. puntang and that's the the [ __ ] specs. did that they came there. and they can say that he's spanish. um the uh i hope you don't think i'm. apologizing for [ __ ].

and i'm just frightened i can say it too. just goes i don't get it it's like five. minutes in five minutes in yeah so now. i'm like she's. because it takes a little longer because. he's like this is the crosstalk yeah. whatever yeah and so and leanne's like i. don't get it where is this going where. is this going and i'm like. hey can you stop please because i'm. trying to enjoy it and she's like okay. yeah that's how to ruin it yeah and then. she's like it's slow and i was like. babe it's not slow it's just he's. building to something yeah and then i'm. rooting for him i'm like please do.

something [ __ ] big. oh yeah and then 45 minutes in 47. minutes in he's still kind of done. anything big and i'm like. i mean he brings it was interesting when. he's like all right can the person that. was here at the last show stand up yeah. that person stands up. you'll be here tomorrow you don't know. what's going on they don't know what's. going on yeah it's like building to. something. i'll watch the second half it was just. at 47 minutes i was sober. and i was like it needs to speed up okay. like. there's not a lot of action and then i'm. like i'm definitely not watching. settle settle yeah yeah yeah well no. because i'm like i don't. can't trust your [ __ ] your your.

recommendations you can. see the feedback on my recommendations. no yes. have you guys seen uh in and of itself. yeah. fancy did you like it i loved it. how the [ __ ] bro listen to me okay you. saying that you didn't get it and tapped. out is an endorsement of the show. [Laughter]. and zero zero zero is unbelievable. it is unbelievable so you think the guy. that did in and of itself watched in and. goes yeah i didn't. want you to watch it no i don't think he.

said that at all he's a he's a really. really nice interesting very nice very. but by the way his face doesn't change. in a podcast or that show yeah yeah it's. almost like he's got like he's got a. [ __ ] but you don't know where the. bathroom is. like he's like this like. he would laugh at that i'm assuming he. would laugh at that i saw i saw him on. the podcast as soon as i saw my podcast. i go all right i'm watching it in and of. itself yeah. and i start watching it and it's i mean. he's good like with card stuff. it was really good yeah but i need. something big okay.

there's big stuff i'll tell you what. i'll watch the rest of it tonight i'll. give you feedback. okay tomorrow on our podcast and now. just so you know zero zero. zero is is we're not talking about the. same type of thing at all that. is a crime saga insane story. eight episode that's it they're only. doing one season they spent 165 million. dollars. on eight episodes for real yeah it. better look like 165 million hey man. this is a [ __ ] show.

what's so rude what's the problem. everything's a problem the [ __ ]. the chairs goddamn rudy your staff. you know i come in here dude i come in. here dude right speak english. speak english go ahead oh that's very. funny i come here right and i say. hi to the the the larger guy that works. here. right and then i come in here i say hey. nevada right.

the guy other guy the jew right so nice. even though i was 20 minutes late so. nice right 30 minutes late right what. are you doing over there. that woman that in there her name is. jules she's she's my daughter. pretty much they're trying to steal her. food that's crazy hey. i guess what what bert took one of her. own crustables.

how are they they're really kind. like a white person. everything is good everything is good. hey i got to tell you something hung up.

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me. yeah you really i i can i can tell [ __ ]. up some taco bell. i don't cause i don't feel like eating. on a podcast counts as calories. it doesn't and plus you worked out today. i ran five miles five and a half miles. do you think i could run the la marathon. maybe. i did yeah that's a good trick question. for someone. does it look like i do triathlons i do. yeah i work out like crazy i just it. doesn't show like my body doesn't show. it oh the arms show.

those arms are no joke let's see. how much do you curl i have no idea that. like 50 pounds. 50 pounds in each arm 20 times 20 times. that's cool. how's that deadlift going three or five. just like that first time first of all. time for three or five and then right. now i'm do i do 60. of that weight uh 12 times four. different sets. and then i do 75 of that weight six. times 12 difference or. six times four different sets. look at you man yeah i'm really lifting.

weights my back is strong as [ __ ] right. now i believe you. i feel good i feel good i love lifting. weights i really am turning into a meat. head. right like when you like you ever get up. and you feel good and you've been. lifting weights and then you go in the. mirror and you're like goddamn i look. [ __ ] good. and then you're what you hear your wife. go like. it's not that bad do you think bobby's. ever gonna have kids. he wants to but decalila doesn't want to. she doesn't want kids. i didn't know it was like that i figured. it would be the other way around i. definitely thought it would be i. definitely would. guess it's the other way around you know. what she said about you who kalella what.

she was like i love him i'm pretty. amazing. only you would take it like that wait. say it again. she was just saying how how she had the. best time podcasting with you. because we're both we both have the same. ocds we have a lot in common. really like we're very both very broken. people like all our. all our [ __ ] eccentricities all dial. into the same [ __ ]. really yes what i did is before i did. their podcast i got a. covet test and then sent it to them and. so more a mask going in.

and then told everyone i was taking a. mask off and then she was like. just you know she's a worried about the. kovid. and she was like just thank you for. doing all that it means a lot. wow i didn't do any of that yeah i know. i walked in here you're already raw dog. dogging everyone talking on the phone. yeah i'll take the private jet to. [ __ ] shut up. have you ever flown in a private jet no. oh you should hang out with tom. he goes every week it's got a hot tub in. it hey i think you're going on one. pretty soon. where are you going again it's pretty. far isn't it pretty far.

no it sounds like a long flight oh okay. okay. interesting how that works. yeah you walked into that one didn't you. i walked right in yeah you sure did. all right let's uh let's read a script. they wrote scripts for us this is the. scenery. hey andres yes were you offended by my. use of the pejorative word [ __ ].

no i'm from spain yeah that means you're. a [ __ ]. oh you know what that stands for no. i thought those words were used. with mexicans no sir okay so then. yes i'm offended how does this. i have no idea i'm not wigs freak me out. yeah. i guess you're andrew. oh where's your wig i don't know.

okay katie is sitting with regina. you are regina i'm regina yes okay. i look good i'm playing a woman yeah yes. although you are women. do you guys do a script every episode. not every episode. just this one wait you're who i'm regina. and who am i kate. patty wait and who's uh rudy gretchen. okay where's gretchen at. she's in there next page okay here we go. do you guys gonna read the action or do. you want us to read the action. sure i'll read the action okay okay.

interior cafetria a few minutes later. caddy's sitting with regina and her best. friend karen. and gretchen these are the plastics why. i don't know. why don't i know why don't i know you. i'm dyslexic. why don't i know you i'm new. i just moved here two weeks ago from. africa. what i used to be homeschooled. wait what my mom taught me.

at home no. i know what homeschooled is i'm not. [Music]. so actually you've never been to a real. school before. no shut up. regina looks at gretchen excited then. looks back at caddy. if she was starting staring at a unicorn. shut up i didn't say anything.

you know you're really pretty. thank you so you agree. what oh this is from [ __ ] mean girls. yes oh okay oh i'm like wait this is a. [ __ ] dick stole this from someone. so you think you're really pretty oh. i don't know regina grabs catty's arm to. look at katy's bracelet it's a white. brown leather band with decorative holes.

punched in it where did you get that. bracelet i love it. my mom made it it's adorable it's so. fetch well what is fetch. it's like slang from england. reginald rosaris so. if you're from africa why are you white. oh my god regina you can't just ask. people why they're white. catty could you give us some privacy for. like one second. sure regina gretchen turn around and.

whisper. okay let me oust say. say that we don't do this a lot so you. should know that this. is like a huge deal we want to invite. you to have lunch with us every day for. the rest of the. week uh okay great. so we'll see you tomorrow on wednesdays. we wear pink. can we take that from the top now that i. know i think so you can let's do it one. more time. i've never seen this movie oh it's. [ __ ] fetch it is so good.

it is [ __ ] it's a really good movie. and can i just say that i think. that if we're gonna give second shots to. people if we're bringing back paris. hilton right yeah and now everyone that. ever made fun of her paris hilton. is getting cancelled for it then we. should bring back. [ __ ] lindsay lohan she is awesome is. she gone or something no but just. no one's giving her a second chance and. the the [ __ ]. world trash lindsay lohan and she was an. awesome [ __ ] actress. an awesome actress i'll tell you right. now if i have money i put her in a movie. yeah in a heartbeat she was [ __ ].

awesome freaky friday with jane curtin. nothing curtain. jane never mind i hope you get to make a. movie someday all right let's go ahead. here we go here we go. and from the top take them from the top. read our action a little faster wait. hold on stop what's up. give me direction i don't know i don't. know what i'm reading here so uh okay. oh i'm so sorry okay so you're lindsay. lohan that's katie yeah and right now. you're in like sloppy dressed you're. like dressed like a hippie. your mom is you're really smart but you. don't want those these girls to know. that okay. and you've never interacted with people. because you were born in africa.

and your mom homeschooled you okay and. so you don't know how to interact so. like. when when we get to the part where i say. where i say uh so you think you're. pretty like i'm trying to trick you. because i'm a mean girl yeah right. so you're just like kind of confused. like no wait okay okay. okay all right so you kind of just uh so. wait you're catty right. katie right katie yeah katie katie okay. okay. here we go let's try it from the top are. you ready yeah and also maybe you set up. rudy's character too. who the [ __ ] rudy rudy oh yeah yeah.

rudy you're you're stupid okay so you're. played by you're played by. um uh jennifer love hewitt is it. jennifer love hewitt amanda. siegfried is amanda siegfried yep so. you're kind of stupid. okay it's like that's so fetch okay. okay so you really like that can you do. that actually let's try to get that. accent off the ground ready. okay here we go can can you do like a. valley girl. oh no that's so hard like oh my god. do this go ah.

i'm gonna say otherwise like that oh my. god. there you go you got it you got it great. job great job that was killing it rudy. okay try that at school you'd be like. one of the cool girls. you guys eat like four uncrustables. every day i had. rice and egg today i wanted to grab the. bar. i wipe with lips you guys.

okay okay so really really bring that. action. andres okay we're going yeah interior. hey can i no offense okay but you're. really selling your own. passionate language down the [ __ ]. drain here can you read it with a little. like. read it like we're in bed okay okay yeah. there you go like. like you're talking to a woman like your. name is montoya and i killed your father. there you go. katie is sitting with regina oh right.

come on. sexier yeah sexy okay let's not do it. like you're just checking to see if we. have stolen cigarettes in our backpacks. interior cafetria a few minutes later. carrie is sitting with regina and her. best friend karen. these are the plastics why don't. i know you oh. i'm new i just moved here two weeks ago. from africa. what i i used to be homeschooled wait.

what. my uh my mom taught me at home no i know. what homeschooled is. i'm not so actually you've never been to. a real school before. no shut up regina looks at gretchen. excited. then looks at caddy again as if she was. staring at a unicorn. shut up i i didn't say anything. you know you're really pretty thank you. so you agree.

what you think you're really pretty oh. i don't know regina grabs cat catty's. arm. to look at caddy's bracelet it's a white. brown leather band. with the corrective holes punch in it. where did you get that bracelet i love. it. my mom made it for me it's adorable it's. so. fetch. it's it's like wait what is fetch. it's like slang from england.

regina rolls her eyes. so if you're from africa why are you. white. oh my god regina. so good great you're kidding me you're. killing it you can't just say. you can't just ask people what they want. [Laughter]. kenny can you give me surprise for like.

one second. regina and gretchen turn around and. whisper. okay let me just say that we don't do. this. we don't do this a lot so you should. know that this is like. a huge deal. we want to invite you to have lunch with. us every day for the rest of the week.

oh okay great. so we'll see you tomorrow on wednesdays. we wear pink we wear pink. broody that was [ __ ] oh my god that's. amazing [ __ ] amazing awesome you. really take directions i look good. give us another scene come on give us. we're so in the [ __ ]. no this looks this is [ __ ]. fun here you go. what you got for us all right.

one of you can be the director one of. you can be the uh rudy as well. as well he is will all right tom i think. i should help direct. rudy in this yes okay and then tom you. play. sean what's this from or do we not know. i know what it is. yeah okay let's read it one time okay. let's read it one time i already know. what this is. and rudy is will will okay rudy's will. okay go ahead it's gonna be tough rudy.

okay. sean interior shawn's office day. sean looks to turn it's will he's. standing in the doorway. i can come back sean smiles a beat. will sees a file on sean's desk what's. that. oh this is your file i have to send it. back to the judge with my evaluation. you're not going to fail me are you sean. smiles. so what what's it say you want to read. it. no have you had any experience with that.

20 years of counseling you see a lot of. no. have you had any experience with that. yes. it sure is it sure ain't good. my dad used to make us walk down to the. park and collect the sticks he was going. to beat us with. actually the worst of my beatings were. between me and my brother. one we would practice on each other. trying to find sticks that would break. he used to just put. he just he used to just put a belt a. stick and a wrench at the kitchen table. and say choose.

gotta go with the belt there i used to. go with the wrench. the wrench why because [ __ ] him that's. why. is that why me and skyler broke up. i didn't know you had do you want to. talk about that. i don't know a lot will but let me tell. you one thing all this history this [ __ ]. look here son well i'm sorry i got so. lost in the acting. who's been looking away looks at sean. this is not your fault. oh i know it's not your fault.

i know it's not your fault. i know it's not your fault. i know it's not your fault don't [ __ ]. with me. it's not your fault i know it's not. i know i know okay sean takes his arm. puts him around will ben affleck shows. up this ladies and gentlemen. is good will hunting never seen it are. you serious okay here. so you're robin williams okay okay so.

you need to really vary your accent a. little up. like uh you gotta really robin williams. it up yeah i would take the wig off yeah. sure. now you're gonna need a boston accent. southie if we can. what is that okay you're gonna pack the. car. okay pack the car ah that [ __ ] [ __ ]. that get your new billboards. [ __ ] [ __ ] that guy hey got that okay. that's a really good bourbon yeah yeah. yeah yeah ready. so so let's work on let's work on i can.

come back. okay i've never worn head it's almost. like a bird like a boston person sounds. like a bird. that's standing outside your window and. wake you up in the morning. okay so then let me hear that i can come. back. i can come back that's perfect boston. accent good that is a perfect boston. accent. so if you can say that now here's the. only thing i'm gonna need you to do okay. these are the two notes i'm gonna give. you when we get to.

you guys really connect when he says. when he says the wrench why. i need you to take your time i want you. to look down. and then i want you to look up confident. now you're confident right now okay. and i want you to smile at tom and with. your boston accent go. because vodka that's why okay it's a. little. i mean you're gonna do the boston better. accent better than that like you're. gonna smile like [ __ ] confident. because you're about to lose your [ __ ]. because what i need right here it's not. your fault i know. smiles i know like this like this ready.

i don't wanna i don't wanna give you a. line reads but like this. the first one i know right. and then he's gonna go hey it's not your. fault. and then you're gonna go i know and then. he's gonna go. it's not your fault and then you look. him in the eyes. i know okay and then when he goes it's. not your fault. i want you to now you're about to cry. i'm getting chill bumps you're about to. cry can you cry on command. no okay bite your inner lip like this. can i throw something at you will that. freak you out. maybe bite your lip and i want you to.

start crying don't [ __ ] with me. okay don't [ __ ] with me is when you. start to go don't [ __ ] with me. okay that's when i want to see emotion. and then he's gonna go it's not your. fault then i want you to go around the. thing and hug her it's not your fault. and then i i. know you're falling apart okay at the. end so you need to build to that smiles. serious i know right and then. hey don't [ __ ] with because you don't. want to cry because you're a guy from. boston. and all you've ever done is like sip. beers and and. shoot pops and and [ __ ] hit kick cars.

cat. ready cars and cats car say cow. wall buggers yeah there you go. that's the boston accent all right we're. gonna take it from the top there we go. here we go. you got your accent you got your accent. wait say it again okay. no i can come back huh say i can she. wants you to say i can come back the way. you want her to say it oh. the first line oh oh i forgot to do it. i can come back now i'm lost in my. accent can you play a boston accent up.

here. type in boston accent youtube this is. his exact accent. if we could hear it voice but that's. your voice. that's what it's like no i mean no i. i i i would have to put it on to do a. really sharp one you ready. um teach me a what should i say if. little boston. to boston like the word ma right for. your mother yeah yeah. you could say is my downstairs any sort. of the eastern accent is acceptable. okay so just damn [ __ ] my i you know.

i don't got and feel free to if you. don't. if you don't like the word also just go. abba if you want to do it with like. another nation's accent that works too. okay okay okay all right all right i can. come back. okay okay let's go i might not be the. best dialect coach. i'm i'm digging it but let's start okay. here we go. interior sean's larva's day shawn turns. to look it's will. he's standing in the doorway i can come.

back. sean smiles you're killing it i keep. there. sean smiles a beat will sees a file on. sean's desk. what's that oh. you're doing great you're doing great. you're doing great you are this is your. file. i i have to send it back to the judge. with my evaluation. you're not gonna fail me are you you're. killing it you're killing it. sean smiles. so what's it say you want to read it.

nah have you had any experience with. that 20 years of counseling you see a. lot of. nah have you had any experience with. that. yes it's dying good. my dad used to make us walk down to the. park. and collect the sticks he was going to. beat us with. actually the worst of the beatings were. between me and my brother. we'd practice on each other trying to.

find sticks that would break. he used to watch just he used to just. put a belt. a stick and a wrench on the kitchen. table and say. choose. gotta go with the belt there. i used to go to red the wrench. why because [ __ ] him that's why. perfect a long quiet moment. is that why me and scala broke up.

i i didn't know you had do you want to. talk about that. but i i don't know a lot will but let me. tell you one thing. all this history this [ __ ]. look here son. will we've been looking away look say. sean. this is not your fault i know. yeah there we go there we go more accent. it's not. your fault smiling a smile as well i. know.

it's not your fault i know. it's not your fault i know. it's not your fault don't [ __ ] with me. it's not your fault. i know it's not i know i know. oh no. i want to direct a high school musical.

rudy rudy you're cute oh my god. you're amazing what are you talking. about you're an actor you really are. you've. nailed the accent i mean i really. thought you were from southie i almost. wanted to buy a cod off you. bobby's going to lose his place as the. acting king in your in your house. jesus jesus is right good will hunting. or range. you played a white chick a valley girl. and you played. will uh tom matt damon.

you were fantastic you're [ __ ]. amazing i can't believe this piece of. [ __ ] isn't answering the phone. god i think people are going to be blown. away paul bobby. bobby you think he'll answer yeah. what if it weren't a ring. super offensive elizabeth banks. struggles with a boston accent. what accent do you think i have.

i don't know a normal one really crazy i. think that america. is just like accent free they're not. answering. those guys are too good to answer um the. [ __ ] worst. i forgot i had a wig on and i was like. does it feel good wait you're not going. to do it because leanne doesn't want it. it doesn't want me to get hair. transplanted did he just call right back. he did. santini brandy. hey hey oh my god what the [ __ ] is that.

what happened oh my god tommy tom uh. bobby just hocked up what looks like a. tonsil stone. that's that's no [ __ ] i'm not kidding. it's the size of like an m m. hey that's huge it's on your table it's. gonna stay there oh. listen what's up rudy just [ __ ] won. an oscar she's. got chops she's an actor man she's an. actor. like we know how dope she is by the way. yeah uh the crew over here. is loving us and uh and he even said to. us like this is a completely different.

level guys a new level. can we dumb it down a bit you know yeah. you should you should. nikov nikov said slow down a little bit. yeah you guys are crushing way too hard. for the time. like he's like usually uh hey. tell them if they're having a good time. do two episodes yeah yeah hey listen. we need to bank some shows go ahead and. do a second for us. good good goal hey but i feel like. rudy's 10 times the actor bobby is i.

feel like it's going to cause some. problems at home. oh his face just dropped his face. oh my god oh my god dude no he's. stretching his face but wait. why why doesn't he nervous when he. touches his face. when he gets sad he touches his face why. doesn't he ask her for help when he has. auditions and stuff she's she's uh. accent queen oh dude you're getting him. he's touching.

[Laughter]. he's saying pretty racist [ __ ] but just. give him a second. bobby says he wants to poop on the table. oh that sounds like a bobby move. oh man that'd be great it's so fun doing. this. it's a really good idea i'm so glad we. switched. to you how the. [Laughter].

his phone's ringing pick up your phone. nevada. sanitize the mics please. sanitize the mics he said first of all. you guys got corona. that's true now i already had it yep. bobby is impervious to it. how's your impervious because you know. they say if you're. his blood type is soy sauce they can't. get it dude. he eats birds oh.

[ __ ] you might honestly you might hey. let me see where they are i want to see. how close they are to mike. yeah he wants to see can they see all. right hold on. oh bobby's on my side oh. [ __ ] you disappointed that he's on that. you're on his side. bobby's mad right now he's pissed off. that you said that about the acting. thing. oh really oh he thinks it's a waste of. time okay. okay all right all right all right all. right love you i love you bye. do you want to ask any more questions to. us um.

do you like bad friends all right that. was a good episode i think yeah it was a. lot of thank you for being a bad friend. is that how it ends yeah hang on let me. let me make sure we've covered all the. subjects. we didn't sing a song let's [ __ ] go. we didn't sing a song. we should sing one song why um. what's up what's a good what's a good. song that incorporates. bad friends daddy why you die oh yeah. daddy while you die. what's that song that's it you don't. know daddy why you died.

[Music]. daddy please come back it's just. [Music]. we'll sing it. [Music].

i love is i love this i love this all. right yeah have you guys ever. have you ever heard the song elephant in. my backyard. i think you could probably sing along. okay go. there's the. [Music].

[Music]. [Applause]. okay have you guys ever heard the song i. went fishing and guess what i caught. okay here we go here we go you ready. ready.

yeah i think you know at the beginning. oh i. went fishing. [Music]. is this a special needs song this is how. they teach. okay i want to sing this song. i want to sing this song let me tell.

you why i love you okay okay ready. [Music]. [Music]. by the way this is so much [ __ ] fun. wait you do a song to me. okay you do a song to me what's the name.

of the song. um anime the name of the song is anime. okay okay. all right here we go let's start it off. how does it start with. [Music]. they're ready petited.

okay look into your camera goddammit. [Laughter].

[Laughter]. did you think i was gonna guess that you. think i'm watching him. you know we both watch enemies. we're drawing the thing i kicked. oh i'm sweating.

oh my god all right oh. oh oh my god did she. she just started seeing why she liked. anime they liked their features. i get lost when i watched. [Laughter].

rudy you're the best rudy if you ever. want to come over to two bears one cave. yeah. and have a safe place yeah it's on. i'm [ __ ] sweating i gotta take this. [ __ ] shirt off okay. oh my daughter's gonna put this on it's. gonna smell like [ __ ] armpits. what this shirt is a small why are you. gonna put it on. because it's hers oh it's not my shirt i. where i define my daughter's shirts like.

bobby puts on her shirt. i can't believe that she just started. singing white. she's like cause their eyes are i mean. their features. are exciting and the stories evolved. this is. is fantastic artists involved with the. animation. what the [ __ ].

how do you not know this man. [Laughter]. [Laughter].

it originated in japan. [Laughter]. all i did was think about it. there's unsuspecting violence that. you'll never know is coming. in all right oh. all right [ __ ] me look in your goddamn. camera. this is this at the same time yeah yeah.

ready one. two three thank you for being a bad. friend. [Music]. why why is jules rudy tito andrew said. that. um about rudy giuliani. giuliani yeah giuliani yeah yeah and. that's how they named me that you're. like him. no yeah you have a lot of similar. characteristics you do i mean i see i. mean i physically see it but i'm like is.

it. i was gonna say andrew cuomo but yeah. rudy giuliani. yeah yeah yeah so what what do you have. in common with him though besides like. you both being italian. i think i don't know maybe just a space. i see that yeah i see that let me see. smile once. let's see oh yeah she smiled like she. was selling you the teeth. do you want a wall.

[Music]. bye.