Bad Friends Worldwide | Ep 12 | Bad Friends with Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee

you two are bad these two idiots. [Music]. welcome to the show welcome to the show. show I'm Bobby. I'm Andrew Santino and this is we love. we love we love cook. we love to clean can you imagine any one. of those shows we do like an HGTV show.

oh my god you wait you do you walk do. you watch those two flipping property. brothers and all that stuff how they. flip flip flip flip. I love it I love when they take a really. shitty house right and they funny turn. it into a like a shitty house but it. looks better. it's a better shitty yeah yeah and they. sell it for tons of money I know you. know I you know when we were looking for. houses we were there were some houses. where it was like you know I mean a. crack house yeah and the Koala would be. like we could just you know find for. cheap and what did she say she's ugly.

you're right yeah yeah yeah yeah why are. we a flipping flipping a house is people. think it's like a thing you can just do. yeah no it's impossible. number one okay first of all I don't. know how much would costs let's take a. guess I like I don't even know what the. like to buy for I don't even know what. the Dinah mentions to get done you got. it the down to mention is a 2x4 why go. to Home Depot I go hi um hey welcome to.

Home Depot how can I help you hi so I. bought a crack house down in Crenshaw. yeah that everything here in Los Angeles. is a crack house right so here's the. house. okay I see that piece of [ __ ] is see the. floor yep demeans barely a floor it's. cracklin only it's correct no no Liam's. and also there are like weeds growing so. anyway I need to put new hardwood floors. in okay how much is it hmm. how much do you think you want to give. us I'll give you a half a million done. that's how much it costs and this so. that so then I put it in my car yep how.

do you bring it to the car on your. shoulder or shoulders would be right I. can't do that I don't even know yeah and. then who are you gonna hire to install. it do you have somebody. raul jose alejandro and. one guy that's his name the role jose. alejandro it's one guy i could do. basically everything yeah and then um. then I would sit that that's that right. and then now we'll do what do you do. with that oh my god you have to have. someone come come and carry disinfect. and scrape and yeah yeah so you hire.

that guy how much is that guy eight. hundred nine hundred thousand yeah. that's I'm already a million deep yeah. what floors and they'll do scraping. you're done yeah I'm done how much you. gonna flip the house for probably at 200. bucks I made two under extra dollars. yeah yeah after taxes you lost eight I. lost it yeah I don't know how to do no. no that that idea is impossible also. even have the time to live in a house. that's gonna be flipped with the [ __ ].

knives the knives that she has honestly. everyone has been sending me emails. about Rudy's knife knife dreams. dissecting it well they also dissected. your vampire eggs yeah a lot of it was. starter Valley by the way that's the. word they think all of it comes from I. think well the eggs definitely first. start do Valley and the vampires yeah. but the wooden back and cooler. there's no way yeah they did say there. was something in the game something that. was about cleaning that was in the gay. be I don't know I sound like a sidekick.

right now yeah I'm getting a vibe for. maybe someone a cousin baby cousin I'll. tell you another thing yeah is uh the. other day a couple of weeks ago I said. Rudy time out you said I come the other. day a couple of weeks ago the other day. a couple of weeks ago I said yeah the. other day last month today yeah it. doesn't matter it's in the past I get it. okay so don't correct me no doubt but I. was asking her and I don't know if. you'll remember this I go were the. knives at if you look at the Bobby it's. in the compartment so I had to open up. the [ __ ] right the dishwasher mhm and.

there's a compartment right above it. above it with all that but I don't need. that's not where the knives really go. well that's odd I think she's hiding it. or something no no that's where the. desks where they go I put it up there in. the top you're saying you pull out the. top that's where the knives aren't right. yeah really that's where they go yeah. well then that's my bad that's my bad. because in my mind I'm like why she we. have the same dishwasher it's up you put. it above the dishes right yeah yeah. that's where the knives go yeah that's. all I want to know but by the way I. don't trust her. with you know what she said to me last. week she goes she goes um hey what do.

you guys ever do sponsors that like. maybe I could have some of the things. and I was like yeah I'm you know we we. have a bunch of different ad reads what. look what do you want I can get you. something and she goes do you do do you. do knives like Japanese knives and I. said really and she goes just like seven. or eight kitchen knives maybe yes that's. her she asked for it yeah didn't you ask. for sharp knives. what and I and I said what for and you. said I collect them and they oh yeah and. do you have those Japanese you know you.

know schoolgirl uniform yeah that's what. she wanted she wanted a she roll school. school school goo school uniform knives. Yeah right. and she wanted I've seen that movie. before okay really you're scary but I'm. Gary but I like you but you're scary. dude do you think you could do you think. in that dream that you had that everyone. keeps talking about it now can we keep. getting emails of the fan page do you. think that you had that dream because. you there's someone in your life that. you hate that you just can't tell that. you hate you can't say it to them.

someone predicted they said Rudy has. pent-up aggression towards a person in. her life that did her wrong I think I. think I think I know who it is but I. don't want to get private in that in. that it's a family member I think maybe. that you because you know maybe because. your dad wasn't around no there it is I. felt it yeah. did you feel it yeah yeah that's yeah. the knives the school youth anger.

madness yeah that makes em revenge yeah. now you have you have because she's also. one of the type of people yeah I say how. do you feel fine how do you feel right. now yes deep it's either fine or okay. what is this other layers is it ever. good Rudy or do you ever feel good get. closer to the mic. Giuliana get closer to the bike. sometimes like you look what's a good. day for you I don't know like it's being.

with the dogs being with the dogs is a. good day I like that a lot we did. something yesterday that and. kalila said never to talk about it talk. about it and I talk about it she said. never thought I'm gonna get a big truck. should we not talk about it I don't know. so I had to do ADR yesterday for some. movie that I did what movie I did a. movie with Erik Griffin wait seriously. yeah what was it. it's called Mayfair games what yeah it's.

with me Erik Griffin Mary Lynn Rajskub. Sean Austin Lord of the Rings Rudy Rudy. yeah and I'm not you so I did ADR for. that and then it was over. what you know you do an independent. movie so always the ADR places isn't. like some guys basement it was in a. house yeah it was house yeah it's always. something he's like what's up I'm Steve. looking for Dan smoking up front yeah. also the guy first of all we go I go I. don't want to do it and they go no dude. we're like quarantined to like we're.

real safe right we [ __ ] drive up the. guy has no mass no club and he's just. out there smoking what's up I literally. just said that right in the closet you. can't go in there so I [ __ ] it I have to. do it so I did it right and then and. then call it goes let's take a drive by. the beach I've done that not go on the. beach but just know I've taken a drive. by the beach it's right it's nice right. so nice but she did something she said. something huh. that is so unlike her right it's it's.

almost as if um this is how crazy it is. it's like a priest going no that's not. crazy let me think of somebody a priest. going come here little boy no yeah no no. it's like um if al magical said that he. choked a baby that's how shocking you. know they'll be shocking right ah. whose baby that's true yeah no you're.

saying is something out of this already. out over the ordinary but so we're. driving on the PhD she goes you want to. see if Lily's is open lilies the cafe. know what is lilies I want us if you are. ever in Malibu Malibu when the. quarantines over yeah the mechs best. skin food restaurant of all times in the. Malibu is in Malibu no no in the strip. mall there but yes I know what it is I. know yes I know exactly what is it so.

[ __ ] good not you didn't tell me. about it did you tell me about it. I don't know it's in that strip mall I. know exactly why you're talking about it. she goes you want to get lilies and I. literally right remember what I my tears. you started crying oh my god Bob you. don't don't tease me I know she wanted. to get it. no she this is she I told you before. right she is though she is in quarantine. Queen yeah you don't leave the house for.

no reason you don't have to nobody but. you can order food from no we don't. we've never even done that Wow right so. she goes let's see if they're open they. were open and [ __ ] Rudy ran into the. restaurant you resented me still we can. send in a slave we called it yeah we. brought in the [ __ ] guinea pig I got. it go go go and I kicked her out of the. [ __ ] did you see what I'm asking no. yes yeah she runs and she was beautiful. yeah and they're like she's got the.

night yeah so we took the food and we. went by kind of like the street on this. hill. and we ate just golfed it down yeah and. it was literally you know kalila said. this is the way we should always eat. food you know because it's like we you. know I I had lilies before once a month. I would just ride up Malibu not that big. of a deal but when it's special like. that yeah you know they say I don't know.

if you know the statistic but they say. that somebody that was in a horrific car. accident right who's paralyzed from the. neck down is happier than somebody who. wins the lottery well that seems. subjective it's not I'll tell you why. okay why pick me finish my point okay. because the person that like you know. imagine somebody has no money he was.

lottery right. the friends begin begin to use them. yeah right family members start asking. for money right you you spend it you. don't know how to use it you know I bet. you've never had money before and you. start getting paranoid about people and. whatnot it generally makes you a very. unhappy yeah that's true statistically. most people to win the lottery and when. somebody is in a car accident paralyzed. from neck down. little things like tasting orange juice.

is the happiest moment in your life when. you're able to do this with your finger. I move my finger that's a huge thing and. also you realize who really loves you. good the people that are by your side. helping you through the you know I mean. dancing no dancing but helping you. through the physical therapy right right. and then you know me and there's always. someone you can do it Bobby. like kalila would be there put your left.

foot shaky right you wouldn't do it yes. a woman you wouldn't read all I would. read the bars right now it's shaky is it. you could do it right you would never. feel happy and give me origin oh my god. that the flavors you know I mean you. wouldn't you would never rehab that's. [ __ ] so rude it would be your dream if. you got paralyzed in a car accident pop. yeah they're like well it's gonna be.

hard to get you back on your feet or you. could stay in a wheelchair in a bed in. the couch and play video games and just. [ __ ] hang out on your fat ass all day. and you're gonna be like that's true. yeah in that way it's true mm-hmm but I. know this about myself I know that two. years in you can walk and it's hard to. get you to walk it's hard to get you off. and I've done it before I can do it. again I know but like I know that yeah. I'd be paralyzed right why do you keep. doing this are you a skeleton what are. you like a ghost. what is this so I'm sitting there right.

and I'm playing video games and I can't. walk mm-hmm and I'd be like this is cool. and people are just feeding me hot. pockets or whatever your dream you're. right and it's like but then I know that. let me just see what's on TV. and once I clicked over to television. and I saw you Yeah right on a TV show it. would immediately go oh [ __ ] I gotta get. back out there and so that I know the.

cut to the montage scene of you you're. in the water you're swimming and then. the instructor is like Bobby you're. doing good and then you turn you're like. [ __ ] in the pool I never wasn't get out. you get out of the pool yeah I could see. it know you could you'd you and I know. what you're saying but between the. lottery winner and the I understand what. you're saying because you learn to. appreciate things look I said this on. this I said this on this thing that I. did want this whole thing I did and I. mean this this is very sentimental what.

is it one of my favorite I didn't start. with the because I was like no no I know. I said this on this other podcast I. don't know whose I did it on okay but. anyway one of my favorite music artists. again him Warren Zevon you know his. music you don't know it but he wrote the. song werewolf's in London you know that. done right so Warren Zevon his last. appearance when he had cancer on. Letterman by the way if you have on. YouTube please watch it it's [ __ ]. incredible him and Letterman became very. close and he decided to his last TV. appearance playing music on Letterman.

because he loved him so much. and Letterman goes is there anything. that you know now being in the stage. four of cancer that you are like this. late in your life that you can like. impose wisdom upon us something that we. like need to know and it was like he. asked it so profoundly and he didn't it. it could be taken in a way that's like. oh you're dying so tell us what you know. but he did it so nice and Warren said. you know I think I've just learned to.

enjoy every sandwich and that's what. you're saying that's exactly what you. were saying he was just saying you just. have to enjoy every sandwich. so the Lilly's story I'm saying the. parallel it's real now you just bring up. another question what about death what. what is it gonna be like do they have. sandwiches no I mean it's like you know. I do sometimes think that especially in. quarantine. what's death gonna be like yeah I just I. don't want to die. you're not gonna don't think about it.

well I mean you're gonna yeah but I. don't win no time soon yeah I can see. when people are gonna die can you really. I got that gift I've had that before and. guess who's gonna die pretty early. [Laughter]. actually Rudy's gonna live so long oh my. gosh she's gonna marry some [ __ ] old. listen she's gonna meet some old. billionaire yeah some you know when. these guys it pulls up in a Bentley and. he's like a Filipino girl dad she's like. cookie yeah and she hops in and he and. he's like I want you to be my girlfriend. and not a ton she's like okay but no.

touch and he's like oh whatever and he. thinks he's got the best of her well. she's been she starts poisoning him. right right right. slowly poisons him he never gets to even. touch her she stays pure pure yeah no. gross Pig man touch her yeah he dies she. gets all of his money she goes back to. the Philippines she takes care of all of. her family she comes back here yeah. right and she opens up a very successful. knife shop in Beverly Hills yeah Rudy's. knives oh so just FYI yeah her dad's a.

lawyer her stepdads a lawyer she comes. from good stock of why are we paying you. I'm not gonna pay her any I know she. used to live like rose from from 90 day. fiancé. yeah with the pigs and stuff yes she. remembers it when her dad was going. through law school and all that stuff. she was pretty had no right they'd. [ __ ] in a bucket used to poop in a. bucket no well it close to the mic did. you oh so in that old house you were. living it did you have a toilet that. flushed no see that's what I'm saying. the word is it we don't where do you.

pull then in the ground and a hole in. the ground. it's a bro it's a broken toilet so does. that he'll just let it build up in the. [ __ ] toilet it doesn't [ __ ] flush. what are you talking about yeah push it. down in the gravity takes yeah yeah it. is civilized well okay. speaking of international isms yeah we. have fans from all over the world over.

there no but check this out this is. crazy we aligned there's like six or. seven people in a waiting room from all. over the world we don't know where. they're from Jorge and Andres did it for. us do you want to talk to people or no I. love to either what. I want to connect with people from all. over them you sure you wanna I have no. choice so let's do it all right George. do it line it up let's go who's the. first human being bad friends around the. world. Patrick Laird lei lard Leyland Leyland.

where why can't we can't see your video. Pat but right now where are you do it. man what world y'all planet earth are. you on earth yeah what do you mean. that's what we mean where on earth are. you on the planet. I mean Cole more what's call more como.

Oh what is it where's that at it's like. in the bottom of England no more no more. the bottom of England what football what. football club do you support man 13 oh. man you that's Bobby's gonna be pissed. off about that. you know I'm an Arsenal fan huge fan. yeah yeah okay. I'm a security guard what are you.

securing universally dangerous dangerous. need you what does it say behind you on. the wall does it say a cuss word pal. you know what young man I've said twice. to you to take that down your father's. gonna be ticked off when he gets home. what time is it there what time is it. yeah. [Music].

huh 11:00 at night yeah they do that. thing off 11:00 does that mean that's. 10:30 or is at 11:30 11:00 play yeah so. just say 11:30 a [ __ ] British these. guys you limey hooligan you by the way. half a lemon and half 11 would be. [ __ ] at five point five so it's not. is it 5:30. that would be half 11:00 are you a bad. friends fan Patrick so people in England. listen to some of them some of them. listen to us he does for sure how many.

people how many people in the town where. you live no no about the show probably. just me okay what do you like about it. I've made a funny. British do this great thing where they. say something with such with a lack of. confidence yeah that they ask a question. over so if you're like you like it and. they go yeah I mean don't ya I'm right. you know yeah he wants to make sure he. goes he pretty funny huh yeah like he's. asking us if yeah they're asking us and.

then we're supposed to go yeah we are. funny and he goes yeah you are yeah and. he goes make sure you are you all right. don't you think yeah yeah no yeah yeah. yeah it's a Mont yeah yeah so I can but. just just just a guest a wild wild. insane uneducated guess you smoke pot. yeah you smoke a lot yeah missile use.

there in England I don't know do you. guys know what is it there is it's is it. oh but what are they gonna do they're. not gonna the cops don't even have guns. what can they do they're like come on. stop smoking please put it down will ya. and you're like [ __ ] you let me ask you. how do you get it. I had elite illegally me friend Nigel. yeah no seriously it's a buddy that does. it right there is no stores there's not.

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yeah Patrick you're the best dude thank. you for being a bad friend we love you. very much. all right we're gonna answer some. another international call you're the. best dude keep spreading that word keep. that university safe love you dude. brother hell yeah they got stoners over. no idea that pot heads are everywhere oh. my god they're all over this great. beautiful world yeah alright let's see. who's next on the International docket. you know how we happy. from all over the world is this well we.

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playing with your balls the best part of. your day thanks thanks man scape oh oh. we have someone somebody do we have you. oh my god oh my god it's Alexandra. Alexandra join with your video so we can. where are you there it is. from the your the widest person I've. ever seen and what are you I'm close to.

know when are you getting out and sane. asylum what are they letting you out of. that [ __ ] that padded room where are. you right now I'm in Serbia Serbia. Russia do you know where Serbia is well. I've seen uh Eastern Promises there you. go nope I don't know what time is it in. Serbia this is just my gonna be my. favourite question what was it 20 I.

guess it's midnight around midnight. 20 minutes to one ham can I ask you a. question. um are you single yes. are you heterosexual yes alright so. let's just do a little contest. you know if Andrew and I were both on. our boat single I mean which like where. would you lean to you think you're not. going to anyone's feelings I'm fine.

we're totally fine never hurt mine it'll. hurt Mike it'll hurt my feelings if you. say Bob sorry okay okay thanks dream. with Andrew I know came from no wait. what's the secretary can you tell us. what it is. wait a minute I have a glass of wine oh.

my god used to be blackout more she. thinks about [ __ ] me okay so let's do. the sex train so I came from I just had. a dream one night yeah okay you're very. kind of romantic kind of like a long. long-term boyfriend kind of thing yeah. where were we where were we in the dream. did we were out on a hill somewhere and. I got a moat when I get the dream at all. with a valet.

it wasn't a sexy beam but I had a dream. with Bobby me Bobby and Kanye West were. driving in a car and the car crashed. that was my drink that's my dream. wait did you guys die did anybody die. from drugs I just have like many crazy. genes that is wild yeah so you had a sex. dream with a romantic sex dream with. Andrew and I firey how do you say your.

names cuz I can't see it it says Alice. Connelly son Alexandra what do you do. what do you do during the day hours when. you're not having sex dreams about me. and mom's dying in a fire a very young.

one but I am a psychotherapist oh nice. okay you're helping people how's that. been going well difficult situation in. Serbian when it comes to jobs so it's. kind of I'm volunteering at the moment I. work in customer service that is well. where I get my money from but I do I do. therapy can I ask you a question about. we don't hear a lot of a lot about. Russia and kovat is it are you guys fine.

out there or yeah is it out there. yeah well where I live people have been. through some [ __ ] so they're kind of. used to it. they just like bought all of the things. that they could buy and the beginning of. this in March and they're just just like. chilling at home basically people in. Russia don't give what do they've. they're [ __ ] they live through such. tough [ __ ] from Serbia but sure man.

that's right he said Russia and I copied. it was my fault yeah I apologize. my job right so they're tough yeah. they're tough people other things going. on there's tanks their lives are tougher. than our yeah there yeah there's always. a guy with an on nearby snow it's James. Bond is always ruining their country for. some reason the night Kings probably. from there well we love you very much. thank you for me or bad friend we three.

minutes I'm keeping my cool thank you. read the love around Serbia let him know. about us improve your dreams okay yeah. yeah I have a dream what Bobby next time. and I'll watch why to hurt your feelings. that she had a section without me. because it's like she could've lied no.

no she couldn't have lied because I feel. I feel like every girl is gonna say they. had a sex dream about you that's not. true why and why cause I'll tell you why. because when I told you the other day on. the phone that Edie big Edie yeah big. Hadad who's never a smiler was too hot. for me yeah this is what he did say on. Instagram live yeah you started laughing. because that's funny no it's because you. think it's true no I don't I think it's. funny that it got that a guy that looks.

like [ __ ] Mayo head Edie said to you. that another girl was too hot for you. when [ __ ] everything is too hot for. him in my opinion but that's my point is. is that if Rose that girl that's on the. 90-day fiance is not too hot for him. they he thinks I'm below him well then. [ __ ] on him when he gets on Tiger belly. but don't laugh at it you're supposed to. be my it's funny it's funny that this. guy was like yeah let's do that for. babby hilarious that's hilarious that's.

like you know what that sounds like a. guy in a wheelchair watching [ __ ]. LeBron James Duncan is like not that. good it's like what do you [ __ ] talk. about it was so funny to me yeah of. course you're of course you're of course. you're hot it you and kalila you it's. it's compatible what is it called I. don't [ __ ] know yeah you it's called. on your the steer. you deserve each other you love him but. all my life okay people have said like.

you know he's cute or he's like you know. he's my best friend or like I'm always. in that category and I feel like you. know I've changed my vibe Bob you have. also like as I got all like girlfriend. ruff ruff Fox you have a hot live-in. girlfriend yeah I could do it you have a. Filipino slave what more do you want you. have a harem of animals who follow your. every command what else do you need. you're a sex machine I know give me. somebody else international Jorge I want.

to see who else is on there Serbia's. [ __ ] incredible. look at I said Europe and I said Western. Europe and Eastern Europe they gave it. we has London Eastern Europe not London. South England ever whatever no it's all. the same to you. who's this no this is gonna be this is. gonna be John Webber his name is John. Webber let's guess what worries from. Joan Boyce. oh no he's from he's from Brazil John. Webber where are you from put on your. video John is a boy bands John and.

Webber's yard and Webber Noah from from. the Netherlands man oh you guys know who. Val missile Roy is really no no soccer. player for Manchester isn't it Val mr. Roy doing man good good I like your hair. yeah who's John Weber which ones which.

me I'm John I'm John Webber who's that. guy who's the other guy yeah I'm Yoel. Barton Yoel Barton we say it Joelle here. or Joel how do you spell how do you. spell your name. Yoel it's like the I I'm the YY o e L. yeah Noel is correct yeah that is right. very good. what do you got what are you guys doing. we're just gaming and a call what are.

you pokey so let listen I I just. finished with. three what are you guys playing oh I'm. playing right now I'm playing like this. quarantine I'm playing fallout 4 for my. favorite one of my favorite games of all. time it's my favorite and I want to play. The Witcher because of you because I. have it but I never really played it so. I really want to play it because I heard. you talking about it let me tell you. something about the which are okay. because I played Skyrim and I like.

fallout when I when you first play The. Witcher you're like it's not the same. but you know what it has elements of. those games in it and I think the story. is so strong I think you'd really like. it my friend okay I'll try it. yeah lips by the way could I say that's. super nice lip oh [ __ ] my spine dick is. hard too but yeah yeah okay if I could. John just goes yeah yeah yeah so in.

Fallout are you like are you building. your own like yeah I remember when you. played fallout you could build your own. like house and stuff yeah like that's my. favorite like the first time I played it. I made like the biggest settlement ever. oh yeah yeah hey Yoel how old are you. guys how was your dinner on how old are. you guys I'm 17 I'm 18 it's good to see. you young guys connecting about video. games it's cute I like that yeah is it. weird that I'm 48 years old and I know. exactly what you're talking about when.

it comes to video games yes I wish I. would game like when I'm 40 you will you. will trust me yeah I can see you right. now I can see into your future you will. you'll be gaming a lot is the same. question I asked before if that if you. don't mind yeah please all right so you. guys are gay right straight guys no game. but let's say you were gay right yeah so. pretend that you're gay yeah I pretend. that you're gay right. which all right which one of us would.

you date okay it's like the situation I. guess like dating I think Andrew I would. choose Andrew because yeah I know you're. much Mason. oh yeah yeah yeah you're a lot of your. high maintenance you say yeah and I. would like get a beating once or twice. but from Andrew you got that right you.

would get a couple of beat it yeah you. would yeah you little [ __ ] you little. smooth my face [ __ ] what about what. about you I would choose choose you. Bobby like I don't know get a little. Korean barbecue yeah yes you and I were. together at you you would definitely go. both of you guys went end up in the spa. yeah yeah yeah of course when I would. have like double date or something yes.

we could yeah but I got to tell you you. well you better stay in line when we go. out all right Bobby you're with me okay. yeah all right all right she can't she.

can't hear cuz the headphones are uh not. on her but yeah yeah but there she is. and Joel Jules Jules. so he's 17 and 18 right now 17 and 18 so. so which one of these two guys would you. get caught Jules Jules which one of the.

guys would you go on a date with we're. not being gross nothing gross who would. you let take you out on a date. Yoel is on the left and John is on the. right the eyeglasses guy glasses who's. that would you that's John oh don't feel. bad buddy get the [ __ ] out of you pick. the wrong guy wait a minute no you L. just know this yeah I'm gonna take you. out to an amazing little dinner let me. try something she doesn't have any money. I got money I'll take you out to a nice. place I've aller the car.

I throw the keys out um I go keep it. running babe. right right out front you and me sitting. down whatever you want appetizers salads. soups drinks whatever you need a big. main course then I make you get under. the table and start rubbing my feet. while I finish my meal right yeah the. nights just beginning and get you back. out in the car whoo we take off we go to. my palace in Malibu overlooking the. ocean next morning you're gonna look. like a [ __ ] Panda because he's got a. punch both your eyes I'm gonna knock you. out but I'm gonna love you in the. meantime you guys you're the best we. love you thank you so much you guys.

honestly we'll talk to you soon bye guys. love you guys dude the Netherlands are. awesome and Liz look it look at the. young boys love Juliana. yeah and you know it's so funny you. broke that guy's heart so much the guy. who liked you was that you picked the. other one yeah you broke his [ __ ]. heart Julia shattered like she might. kill himself tonight talking to the mic. how do you fit you you don't care you. just close to the mic Juliana why did. you like the the glasses boy better what. about him was more appealing he's cute. he's cuter get closer to the mic Jules I.

am alright get your mouth closer to the. mic I turned up her level so loud for I. knew she be fifty feet away yeah he kind. of looked like his bands joy cut yeah it. was cute yeah he was cute he was cute. shayana guys do you like Jules right now. you like none of them you're not dating. anybody will break their [ __ ] legs. you know what you said on though in the. car right over yeah. did you did you not say this did we not. talk about it what she likes um. good-looking guys she don't care what. race that's nice but they also have to.

be very funny right bullet she lives in. a world of humor so obviously yeah but. here's the thing she then said they. don't even have to be that good-looking. but funny is important but you let me. say so takes after her auntie no growing. up right I would see chicks that would. say yeah I just want a funny guy and. then you would meet their boyfriends and. they're the most unfunniest dudes you of. course yeah that's yeah that's typical. yeah but she knows funny I think she. does yeah she gets funny you're around. she's around you all the time she gets.

funny yeah I think I know her I know you. the [ __ ] out of her love does Bobby you. know you know yeah I do I'll tell you. what I know it does does does kalila or. Bobby. annoy you more who gets under your skin. more Bobby does yeah. why I don't know he's just he doesn't. know how to clean after everything yes. yes correct and he leaves like their new. plates dirty plates yeah but besides. that stuff no yeah it's fine it's fine.

would I do at nights it's great like. 5:00 in the morning I'm good I'm gonna. take a bagel an onion bagel right I'm. just gonna you know the onion part yeah. that's gonna you know I mean what a. [ __ ] mess all over counter so that. she can pick it up you know you do that. oh yeah but why and then I out the cream. cheese I'll just put a little bit on the. thing on the table cuz she has to clean. it yeah and then I it looks like [ __ ]. an AED went off right and she wakes up. in the morning and she looks at the. kitchen there's like a pepperoni in the.

ceiling you know I mean it's a [ __ ]. mess and I know when I'm laying in bed. sleeping that she has to [ __ ] clean. it that's nice do you know why why cuz. she doesn't I don't charge you rent in. the house do I charge you rent in the. house we're paying her now yeah we're. paying you for this salad baby big big. boy he's a [ __ ] pepperoni or two okay. yeah. don't get angry she's not she in fact. she's got a boyfriend if she ever goes. to the Nederlands yeah shipstation as.

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egde let me tell you something by the. way what the everytime I've met someone. from the Netherlands yeah they always. have an extremely keen sense of humor. it's a part of their culture there's. something about it that they get they. get it and not only that that they're. also armed generally there's English is. they think they're better than ours. better not better but it's very well I. mean I'm sorry they speak eloquently and. but they also get the humor yeah they do.

yeah oh look at this guy who is this now. awesome Mexican this is this is he's in. Turkey this is Kozma hey Khan hey your. perfect pronunciation what's up red. rocket flip King what's up buddy yeah my. name he's just said he just said slept. King stop kidding thank you oh I thought. that just said red rocket huh what are. you doing in Turkey what's going on well. it's 2 am I got here a few months ago. and I came to visit my grandparents I. flew from LA and I guess I got stuck.

here whoa. you flew so you're you're are you. Hispanic con no I'm actually I'm a. Turkish American of born in America oh. so you're a Turkish American you go I'm. gonna go see my MA grandma Wow and now. you're stuck out there yep and when I. came back let me tell you for about. three weeks I had the worst cough I. could not move I had a fever so I think. who knows what happened but when I got.

here eight days I didn't get out of this. bed that I'm in now so wow that's like. the melia Heat. dude eight days you were sick eight days. what it. yeah yeah he had a person how are you. guys holding Mountain. I mean we're fine we're [ __ ] work no. we're fine we're doing this still we're. having fun doing this but we uh I mean I. don't spend enough for the howard's of. literally free content that you put out. to people thank you thank you dude you.

understand us better than anybody else. and we love you for that. Thank You Man thank you I've been asking. everyone that we've had on that yeah. yeah Khan are you a homosexuality. no I see you were let's see we were. hetero heteros but you know if you were. too chewy. if you had to choose one of us to [ __ ]. which one would it be um I'll be honest.

probably I think you'd be more fun but. Andrew in the looks department what are. we gonna do are we gonna lie here con. con con. okay all right con we're gonna go we. love you buddy thank you so much be safe. get home safe. all right Khan you're the best Khan um. okay you know it's just like you know. what's wrong because I think that you. know they see the shell of you yeah and. I guess you know from afar there is a.

you're pretty good-looking guy I guess. I'm okay um well you at well so far. you've asked two or three guys so and. one girl. so that's not a good gauge you do ever. need other women let's get another women. on the line do we have any other women. and you love it uh you're like an old. crazy Korean dictator mall women yeah. we'll probably get another woman there. look they'll get somebody for you here. we go Amy but that can't be the root of. the conversation don't ask her about.

that just just because no I'm gonna do. it at the end yeah at the very end to be. doing at the end cuz this is Amy jackin. acally oh my. Amy Janna lake a lake Amy Jack Amy Jane. Amy Jane like Amy J leg right Amy put on. your video so we can dare she. she is that's Amy Jane like fully stop. crying right now so Amy Jane Lake that's.

your full name do you go by Amy Amy Jane. Lake we like Amy I was gonna be cold Amy. Jane but so I know I know how bad Bob is. at accents and guessing where you're. from don't say anything don't say. anything where are you from Bob I want. you to repeat a sentence and then I'll. be he doesn't even know it yeah no no no. I don't know yes it's really bad oh. don't say this the boat is around the.

bend within itself there it is okay the. boat the boat is around the bend within. it so yeah we're from Australia. no come on Bob guess again you can't. can't be that far off if boat gauntlet. Bend you're Scottish.

guess what Zealand you gotta give me. that I did legally you were there but. you would be different country it's like. if you were gonna play this game with. like North America and I said you're. Canadian. and somebody said not from Chicago you. would have to maybe give him that no cuz. that's a totally different country I'd. go that's Canada this United States if.

somebody said if somebody insulted that. happens all the time she happens all the. time see she's fine she loves it all. right. I Love New Zealand my god what a. beautiful country the hills the green. hills. Amy Jaime's accent what what time is it. what time of the day is it there is a. living in the morning 11:00 I love that. I love I said a living in the morning a. living we got voted sexiest accent in. the whole world six years accent really. sexiest in the world it's horrendous No.

it's not her read all of your app it's. no it's an awesome no we [ __ ] love it. it's a great accent so how to tell me. this is this the end this never-ending. debate do you do you hey are you born. and raised in New Zealand yeah so do you. hate Aziz or you don't really care. it's sports-wise yes yeah yeah it comes. to rugby that's like of course you know. I love Australians do you though now see.

look at that you can feel it they don't. like each other he's a little bit it's. like awesome Mexicans yes it's more. something though cuz they're the sort of. bigger meanings. what do you make with Canada - you're. right right they're bullies a little. they're bullies we're kind of nicer no. offense. yeah no no I get that are you guys as. New Zealand the All Blacks is that your. is it the All Blacks right and are they. much better they're the best right.

they're one of the best in the world. yeah and we can say that because it's. like a fad yeah it's a fan who oughta. Sanya is he's a UFC fighter he's a. champion Israel Israel other Sania Sania. oh he's he's a UFC I think middleweight. champ he's a very talented yeah. is he from New Zealand well yeah he's he. happens to be um I think was born in. Nigeria but he grew up in you know um. Sonny Bill Williams.

I love Sonny Bill Williams he's a boxer. he's a boxer but he's also an all-black. oh is he really he's what he's what he's. what he's an all-black so he's a rugby. player he's an all-around sports could I. would ask you this this is a very I'm. very curious about this are there is. there like a Koreatown or you know are. there aged other Asians in New Zealand.

yes it's a lot of Asians in Auckland. right what kind other elections are the. Chinese how far are you from Auckland. where are you location wise I'm I mean. I'm in knife here. right now but I'm from Wellington which. is the capital I know Welling - Island. yeah yeah yeah it's the smaller North. Island and the bigger South Island but. you can just sort of the South Island. doesn't really have much there um but. Wellington is the bottom of the North.

Island and Auckland's right at the top. so Acklin used to be the capital but now. as well so if I was in Wellington let's. say Bobby Lee was in Wellington would I. feel so hot what would I be so for that. what I feel loved you they would we. would love okay I've been we've been. asking this question - um Bobby's been. asking this question I haven't been. asking and he has go ahead I haven't. asked once you've asked every time yeah.

but can I ask sure I'm really talking to. you I know you are so uh do you have a. boyfriend no okay so are you straight. are you straight you're in the middle. yeah okay I don't really care they don't. really care okay so um if Andrew and I. were both single which one would you. prefer to go out with Bob he's done this. to everybody we've asked every national.

call I have an answer I have an answer I. started watching all you guys via Tiger. belly yeah and so from the get-go. I've seen Bobby and kalila and they are. just the most beautiful loved him and so. it's not even in my head it's another. nur her I think you're both attractive. because she went around it in a way that.

was not hurtful she said we caught you. up what am i Rihanna's my relationship. isn't on camera she sees your wife she. sees your wife this time he's married. judo but she doesn't see her every day. angry my bad she's angry and I smell I'm. so sorry that's why she sees your wife. every day it's not my [ __ ] wife tell. Amy Jane Lake she's my she's my I know I. never said she was your wife. I know you did it but okay all right so.

I'm kidding I'm kidding you guys against. each other that's fine you know what. that was a very nice way a gentle ways. where are my life understand what you're. doing what it is and I appreciate it. question you want me to be honest so I'm. gonna be honest look at that there you. go okay that was very nice don't lie so. what you're saying is because that you. started watching our podcast via Tiger. belly and you know and kalila really. stood in your relationship yeah it's a.

big deal so the thought of you two not. bein tea that is very sad to me okay no. that's fine and thank you so much for. being honest that's all that's all Amy. what do you do what do you do during the. day for work are you working right now. or what are you doing I'm not right now. I work in a cafe but obviously what it. would just as like a server or what are. you like uh yeah just working on the toe. [ __ ] hearing food yeah I love the word. tilt you let me see if Bob knows what. illness you know to tell us yeah I know. when atilla's what is it it's the you.

know when you're serving right mm-hmm. there's that countertop where the food. goes on right in the tail is the heating. obstruction on the keys all the food no. well let me give you a shot give me. another shot in a coffee shop in an. expresso machine yes there is that list. module espresso espresso no eggs right. and then the tail yeah is the is the. little contraption with the little holes. are so that the coffee coffee seeps.

through but it leaves the what do you. know Amy yes cool a Toby no it's a cash. register it's a register at the register. Oh till is a register you're working the. till at the cafe are you onto it when. you say the counter no I do know I know. I'm sweating. I knew he was off Amy thank you so much. for watching the show and for showing us.

love you're the [ __ ] best thank you. so much I love you you're the best. Amy we'll hope to see you when we come. down to New Zealand next year so. hopefully we'll be there Wellington okay. all right all right bye Amy Amy I love. you bye she is how awesome is awesome. she she had the best accent like of all. the New Zealand ones I don't you know. there's different ones but I like that. one the most because it's like when she.

said when you made her say that phrase. that made no sense what was it I don't. know go to the boat around the beand the. way she said bend it so we can go in. itself but it can go around the bend I. love the word be mean I shouldn't ask. you know what I'm not gonna ask that. question again yeah why even why do it. because I just want to be able to find. somebody that's gonna truly think that. I'm better-looking and more sexy your. sexiness is a different thing than then. first of all looks are subjective. everyone has everyone so self-conscious. - then why are you did something.

happened this morning what time did you. go to bed last night I went to bed. really late and I woke up really early I. don't know why I just I've had slept. I didn't sleep good and I just you know. I big and I have nothing to do right now. I know I was obsessed with this game and. it was I finished it and now I don't. know what else to play I don't know what. else to do Oh Bob yeah. anyway that's get another call this is. uh Walter core see if we if he ever.

connects Walter Corsi is gonna be the. guy that they bring out there oh yeah. start your video Walter so we can see. what you look like we want to see your. beautiful face yeah so I ask if you'll. rather have a good audio or my face but. I didn't have to return so I choose all. you let me tell you something right. we're gonna just have our animators make. a face for you so that's fine Walter. where where are you in the world. I'm grazioso Paulo tomorrow yeah I. literally thought he was a vampire.

I literally thought he was from. Transylvania like I was like scared he's. like I just got out of my casket five. minutes ago. wait a minute you don't sound you don't. are you born and raised in Sao Paulo. yeah yeah Wow well you said you how tall. are you um let me guess let me guess. hold on let me guess based on your voice. yeah his voice sounds like sing or your. Pat your past expediency six feet yeah. we're okay we're right.

he's like I'm around any word from 185. to 700 pounds based on your voice as. well I feel like you have really strong. legs yet you have thick legs Walter yeah. thick legs okay so how much do you weigh. we're trying to get a mental image of. what you look like. can I talking kilos yeah yeah we don't. really know how to do that hundred. twenty kilos.

plpl lb lbs so how many how much do you. think that is he said how would it say. the number again I'm doing it Walter you. also seem like what you think that is in. pounds I'm just so you can guess what if. he's five [ __ ] that teddy is a big. belly then I'm gonna say he's 185 pound. it's 120 kilos he's won a 185 pounds 264. pounds oh [ __ ] yeah he's a big strong. guy you all big strong boy Walter Corsi. I feel like you have a chip to do you.

can tell by your abs in the front it's. at the front left front left you have a. chip tooth no not cheap it but slightly. crooked so Walter um look can I ask you. some questions about soccer I'm not very. fan of soccer but okay let me ask you. about okay mixed martial arts you know. about that a bit yeah I used to practice.

I used to practice okay so um who do you. think's more 10 talented. Wanderlei Silva or Jose a Aldo. different weights right but I like to. say all the more yeah I think the his. fight is more his fight is better you. know Josie although let me say about. Josie although he was a champion for. over a decade right he never lost his.

fight with Conor McGregor was [ __ ]. they should've gave him a rematch do you. think Walter yeah yeah totally but were. you devastated when I'm Conor beat'em. heck I wasn't but devastated earth is a. strong word life still carries yeah. Walter what do you do during the day. what is your do you have a job yeah kind. of my my company is closed right now.

because of the coffee right and but I'm. a designer a product designer and I. studied do store design digital design. did you what would you design can you. tell me what you would design. I designed all my job I designed like. versus a bag bag do you just have your. design for anybody that we know like. anybody famous or something that we've. seen do you know.

[Laughter]. Brazilian stuff give us a Brazilian. stuff maybe we've heard of it I like. Brahma you know this deBeer yeah yeah. yeah I did some cases for them no back I. like it well are you single yeah yeah. are you are you straight or are you gay.

three okay if you were gay would you. rather hook up with Bobby or with me you. know us you've seen us you're fans of. the show. would you rather hook up with Bobby or. me if you were if you were if you were. gay we know you're not gay but if you. were yeah like both of the same time you. know. oh great answer both at the same time so. all right answer. Walter we thank you for being a bad. friend and honestly dude take care and.

be safe in Brazil and maybe when me and. Bobby do an international tour will come. to Sao Paulo and you can show us around. yeah please please come all right Walter. mati bye bud thank you doing cute all. right honestly I love around the world. doesn't that [ __ ] doesn't it feel. good. honestly during a shitty time and. knowing that I know you're bummed lately. cuz you're kind of bored and sad and. [ __ ] and it's a bummer doesn't that feel. [ __ ] nice to know people around the. world are still having fun with us. people around the [ __ ] world here's.

what I it's it's confusing because I. don't know why they like it what do you. mean they're having fun it's like I. can't you know look at my own [ __ ] and. go oh that's the [ __ ] I just do it I. know we're having a good time I know and. I have a good time with this so it's you. know with a somewhat of a friend. together in a room like this and we're. talking you're talking about Tiger belly. you I am somewhat of a friend you're a.

friend Wow your friend a man you're not. we're not you're not my friend yeah we. are we're best of friends that's fine. I was weak a joke no yeah yeah ha ha I. get it but I just hurt my feelings. ok oh you don't think that [ __ ]. listening into [ __ ] 6 the people from. all around the world. yeah saying that they'd rather [ __ ] you. than me doesn't that using that that. that feels good. is it too hot it's hot in the room right. now but my point is is that I'm saying. is it too hot for I don't find you hot.

then get out of the kitchen. because daddy's on fire that's true you. are on fire ok no it's not it's not a. competition you feel good you made it a. competition. I [ __ ] up by even asking the question. but I was like you know what I gotta. find it one I don't think I found one. yeah you did yeah the two [ __ ] gay. Netherland boys that's fun that's fun. they're fun I love those they speak good. English they're cute. yeah Yoel and john we know them well. listen. oh there he is oh this is my guy right.

there look at that. this is ellipse Oscar start your video. China yeah. [Applause]. that's know cuz his hair was pulled back. in the other was my bad yeah pull your. hair back Oscar pull it back tight like. like you do when it's in ponytail mode. this is my guy Oscar. sexy boy beauty Oh Oscar you're from. Sweden yeah that's right.

Sweden Sweden Swedish swish Sweden. they're doing no quarantine no it. doesn't exist they're hanging out right. no dude some cords him. are you really I thought you guys were. allowed to be out just [ __ ] looking. at the photos online yeah we're outside. but there's something like yeah. everyone's agreed like we have. accordions he really put his hair up oh. really good for me no no we're joking. around with you man you look it looks. great how old are you buddy with a four.

oh I like that Guns N'Roses shirt that's. [ __ ] right what do you do what do you. do for a living. Oskar right now I'm teaching English oh. oh you teach English write it what's. going on with your ear piece but it's a. [Laughter]. how many how many languages can you. speak. just English and Swedish some japanese. song japanese is hard are you pretty let.

me ask you said cuz i know i love. swedish dudes and uh well let the right. one in that's a is that Swedish movie. yeah I'm sure yeah yeah love your. vampires but my point is is that since. you know some Japanese are you privy to. the Asian snatch you like Asian women or. what bro yeah for sure for sure in Asian. men are the best people we are we have.

soft we're soft yeah they're easy to. like manipulate physically and mentally. you can kind of do what you want. performing right across the board like. human play-doh right it looks like I. don't know much about him but he looks. like that he has a. nice body like he works out he does work. out a lot a builder yeah your body. builder yeah you do work out right yeah. hey Dad no no good work out every day.

though will you flex for us let's see uh. let's see a little muscle let's see your. bicep put your bicep up there just [ __ ]. it put your bicep up there brah. alright let's see here we go bro yeah. there we go oh yeah that's what I'm. saying. look at that she's jacked jacked let me. ask you this because I I love swedish. rock bands you know is there a band that. you can suggest to me. because I love music from me you guys. are really good you have really good.

bands yeah they do I'm not sure you. would like the Swedish rock bounce we. got us why what do you know how do you. know that Bobby likes foreign Jew Bobby. likes warm you foreign shit's a lot yeah. but I think my taste okay yeah but my. taste is pretty similar to your Bobby I. think I'm not sure I don't know it's. really [ __ ] on that you might know you. you how do you know that you and I have. the same uh we have similarities yeah. well because I listen to your DVD ace a.

few weeks later calamity K were sounds. like two episodes oh like two weeks. after that first episode tiger belly oh. my god so you've been a fan since I. since the DVD air safe days wow yeah how. much do you hate David chow there is. show yeah he's so um he's a function. weird piece of [ __ ] gigantic piece.

yellow piece of [ __ ] you know I mean. like if you're mean like if the Sun. could [ __ ] it would look like David Joe. just yellow pieces and you ever need. physical protection this guy he's down. to kill would you kill somebody for. Bobby if Bobby asks you to kill David. Cho would you kill him [ __ ] probably got. a Swedish are [ __ ] awesome so this is.

a good question to ask this guy then. maybe sure so uh you got a girlfriend my. friend. no I'm gonna try not right now though so. uh if you were to choose Andrew and I. right if you're gay yeah who would you. [ __ ] who would you prefer to [ __ ] me or. Andrew let me [ __ ] or me getting. [ __ ] that's a very very good question. very good question. are you [ __ ] you [ __ ] your [ __ ]. mmm Andrew how much body hair do you. have almost none actually I'm actually.

I'm not I'm not hairy at all just answer. the [ __ ] yeah but let me think I mean. I don't like hair yeah I think might. have a nice ass yeah but like nice. [ __ ] it to us but Bobby seems more. like feminine and yes Snickers and I've. had 11 told it breasts I think you have.

a full more feminine you want to hold. your tits I love this dude Oscar you're. the [ __ ] you're a funny guy we love. you Oscar thank you Oscar we might even. have you back am I gonna we might have. you back off this information we're. getting this information all right Oscar. thank you buddy yeah love Oscar I told.

you I said to George I go I'd like Oscar. when he sent me two breakdowns of. everything that guy's gonna be with like. you know Durant he was incredible guy. yeah yeah you think. I bet he's way too old for her he was. cute no she no but still she's a kid in. my I know she is but what do you think. he was cute yes would you go out with. him would you go out with him yeah you. would there you go you know what Jules. you know I know a lot of times I tell. her well we're in the house I got weed.

ethically we got to go see Andrew now. and she doesn't roll her eyes she rolls. her eyes she doesn't want to go why she. likes you I know I'm nice to you I want. to tell her that this is good for you. she doesn't like going she's like. talking you know she's a shy girl but I. think that it's not because of me you. like me you get along with me see you. like. drew yeah I'm so nice to Rudy you're. very be nice to Rudy I love I think. she's next. who's next there another hot item how. many [ __ ] hot guys are they gonna. throw us what team is that that's.

Liverpool oh no oh you know that - oh. yeah that's the Liverpool [ __ ]. so hey you're a Liverpool fan yeah. NASA will say wow you know what you'd be. nothing without Jurgen Klopp though. right yeah yeah cuz whatever murmur. Kenny Dalglish he didn't do good for you. right Kenny well I signed the Suarez you.

guys are [ __ ] I know you don't know. much about soccer but let me say. something right now alright yeah. Liverpool is like the Chicago Bulls back. in the day yeah there there yeah they. literally are the all-star go - it's. cool [ __ ] team right now right now. right now they are to kill Emma you guys. were gonna win the league this year I. mean to put coronavirus [ __ ] yeah I'm. Philly yeah where are you from Roth Ross. where do you live Soria yes yeah I could.

tell by his ex I need to live in [ __ ]. England South Africa oh you've got dog. not - yeah not say [ __ ] again say. [ __ ] boo. [ __ ] he's trying trying very hard. like yeah cuz they say bush or Cape Town.

where euphoria what Pretoria pop-ins. area you know I did I don't know you do. you know that I've been to South yeah. you so I'm gonna be yeah you said you so. Trevor Noah. [ __ ] country man that's [ __ ]. gorgeous you've been there no yeah yeah. you don't you know i don't i you know. i'm never I've never been to Africa in. general boy but I can't I won't go. racist yeah I'm racist. says the guy that lives in the most. [ __ ] racist part of Africa.

or what do you mean they're not anymore. we could part I'd was like eight months. ago just and it for these [ __ ] guys. yeah no we won't tell me this so this is. a real question do you do you come from. a significant amount of money are you a. rich kid be honest and it's okay if you. are. come on mm-hmm you got good money in. South Africa yes Cygnet yeah yeah yeah.

yeah yeah you are. see down there that's that's Africa has. never been on my meter to go to but I. will say this if I was gonna go I would. go to South Africa now not I would have. you know you know and you know why right. why no of course not you know what I. went to South Africa they told me that. Asians are third class citizens same.

every almost different here to [ __ ] you. we run an America so yes America America. your third class here yeah yeah you are. all the property I know but like as. people in public we don't like you we. don't like you we don't treat you the. same that's not true. yeah it is I feel it no no we rainbow. nation rainbow nation down there what it.

runs what do you do for a living what do. you do for money. I'm what it's a um studied my articles. so I'm busy finishing my articles it. Ross let's say this we love you we. appreciate you being fans Bobby has a. little hatred for you because of. Liverpool but he still likes you he. still he's a little shy what do you do I. like do you know that no he knows oh. it's so obvious everybody [ __ ] knows. you like yeah people you loser you can. sit in your face massive dude oh [ __ ].

you know what your face like you bite. yeah yeah he likes little I ever talk to. Andrew like that again okay like you did. before. look at that don't tell me pop don't. make me mad he sees why that's right. yeah he's like yeah Ross thank you. brother can you tear off we let you buy. dude she liked him a lot. he's great he is feisty he's fight he's. a confident he's a feisty little racist. you know I mean yeah I knew he was rich.

they're all rich down there all the. whites are drish right it is it's like a. fancy rich boy country right yeah like. if he was like at the prison guard for. Nelson Mandela he seems like the type of. guy that would like what he give him. lunch mm-hmm you go not today we're. Nelson's like little black hands are. going through a little opening now since. I know nothing goes thank you and it. just starts eating it in front of them. all right who else George bringing let's. just keep shooting them through okay. okay Oh who's this Cho tree from quit.

whisk whisk whisk bomb hey Bobby uh-oh. can we see your face Joe three claim in. FIFA I will play you but let me see your. face first you [ __ ] oh wow Cho Cho areas. you play with Arsenal I'll play with the. one-star team where are you from dude. where are you coming from. I'm from Quisp emesis and Canada Chris. Pam's Chris Pamela candies wait what. province it's in new brother.

what you're saying to me is that if you. what are you about a station or an Xbox. place they have a PlayStation as well. that's very good okay all right so you. play fifa online as well right so did. you befriend me on my playstation yet no. are you under troll tree my real name is. Jordi not Josie I just okay Jordi Jordi. yeah what you're telling me is that if I.

play with like rial or Barcelona and you. played with like yeah some MLS team that. you would still beat me hard holy [ __ ]. this guy who's the worst MLS team III. would probably I don't know Bobby. Houston I don't know okay so you you. play Houston you be as Houston then. right and I'll play like a man sit. something you know and you could be even.

immersed Arsenal no I don't want to why. not uh will you lose doing in my last. name I just because he if he is a bold. thing he's saying you're saying if he's. as good as he says he is he's come in. with like you know I mean yeah with all. the good gear mm-hmm right like in. Deadwood or something you know I mean. he's the guy that comes in with all the. guns the straps the [ __ ] bullets be on. two horses yeah and everyone's stuff you. know like you know how people are doing. stuff in the bar yeah like the piano. please stop playing when he looked at.

the door that's that guy well he looks. like a [ __ ] Arabian Prince I don't. he's got this very I don't know well I. know almost nothing about this guy but. are you Palestinian where are you bro. I'm from Israel yeah oh [ __ ] I just said. the worst thing to him yeah you did the. worst thing yeah from Israel correct. yeah I've been to Israel as well. beautiful country all right listen you. guys are gonna play each other alright. you seriously don't follow me we'll play. maybe tonight or tomorrow but I want you. to can you record it on Twitter can you. [ __ ] stream record it let's dream it.

yeah I want you to stream and record it. cuz you're talking mad [ __ ] and if you. get your ass whooped we're playing it on. the podcast next week oh well he's. laying so sexy with his arm up like he's. doing that you want to [ __ ] vibe ask him. the question go ahead go ahead. Bobby's been asking all they are all our. international friends if they were if. they were gay I don't know if you're gay. or not but if you were would you [ __ ] me. or Bobby. alright there's one just cuz he'll need.

you know some support after all right. thank you better we appreciate you we'll. talk to you soon bye bye man love you. but honestly if he beats you it's gonna. be [ __ ] awesome I know but honestly. yeah he's a cutie patootie. alright des line up the next one well. you um you will you record it so we can. see it I'll try to figure out a way um. but he's probably really good cuz he was.

so cocky huh yeah it's a difficult game. especially FIFA 20 is very typical and. it's not an IED it's johar it's hard I. don't like it's a hard game to. okay Oh who is this this is Connor. hello Connor your name Connor yeah where. are you from Connor oh man just ask you. are you a city feller United non Joseph. I'm Chelsea that's why how did that work.

out that work out was little my dad took. me to a spotlight shop where you can buy. all the kids and then he supports leads. and leads hate United NC so I. oh that's cool why don't we got all. these really cute guys you're beautiful. yes I browse in the [ __ ] business man. I have a Kardashian Rudy Rudy really. looks at the camera it looks at the. monitor goes like this yeah look at wait. how old you uh how old you Connor.

I'm nineteen nineteen no Jules no look. at this guy no this is perfect for you. look at this guy are you single. yeah all right Rudy look at this one you. can't do better than this one when we. tour England we got a cab well which. your Engel you got to come with us okay. you're gonna meet Connor Connor do you. have money do you comfort telling to me. are your parents rich Connor okay never. mind no I'm kidding what do you are you. an are you an University what are you.

doing right now what do you do what's. your gig are you in school or no. university which one Johnny beer man. why did you stand up walk around and. then sit back down no no no don't be. nervous which one's your hero Bobby. you're his hero. Bobby he loves you Oh Bobby I want to be. like oh [ __ ]. little do you know he's the most. uncommon oh but you know what he's a.

great hero to have cuz he's a wonderful. [ __ ] dude he's a he's got a great. heart he's got a great colour heroes. like Superman but anyway we'll talk. about that later man's not real. he's not real you're a real guy yeah and. you're real to this [ __ ] man I love. you Connor thanks for saying that so um. we froze him he froze out oh no. Connor you know why cuz he's [ __ ]. moving around too much this guy he's. stand-up and sat down like 30 times. Connor what happened to you baby boy oh. we lost you for a second Khan you got to.

sit in one place yeah the [ __ ] you're. back that British Internet the Queen. tethers the Internet over that nobody. gets too long yeah. hey so so if you were gonna if you were. gay and you had to have sex with one of. us who would it be me or Bob who you. gonna have sex with me see look at that. I've got another one now you ask and you. shall receive got the [ __ ] hairy face. guy from Canada and you got the cute guy. from England I got the cute guy from. England two for two two for two does it.

hurt a little bit not even a little bit. a little bit nah dude no yeah it should. hurt generally oh that's a cute one no. it doesn't matter we're not gay well. it's already it's still four to two you. know still 42 all right brother hey. Connor hey man I Love You Man thanks for. listening and doing key. I'll see you one day in real life okay. buddy yeah definitely I'll be on your. podcast one day you will yeah you love. you honey all right dude good dude very. nice dude you're his hero. I feel good you know what it is you know.

it's it's you think you're doing this. stuff under the radar in a vacuum. what podcasting what do you mean I'm. doing it I feel like I when I do. podcasting I feel like no one's really. listening you just do it from your home. whatever and it's really nice to see. people from around the yeah I said the. exact same thing I said it's amazing I. said before this when you got depressed. I said isn't it so nice to know that all. these people if I have to come to that. conclusion on my own and I just did well. I'm glad you did yeah so it's just it.

feels nice that that there are people. that get what you do and they they're. supportive and I really that felt good. thank you. it should feel good that guy that kid. actually said you were his hero and I've. actually he you could tell he really did. love you I know you got really nervous. around me you know what sometimes I have. to be honest sometimes you know when I. go on the road sometimes people cry when. they meet yeah yeah I've had that a few. times. really yeah how does it how do you feel. when that happens I say cut it out piece. of [ __ ] I do - I got no no when people.

cry I it's usually it's usually a girl. that cries and they're excited and. yeah and and I give him a big hug yeah. yeah I give a big hug and I and I come. from I don't go to the hotel room back. and go yeah I go you're a piece of [ __ ]. still you know but yeah I do like it. always goes back to like my you know my. insecurities and why poor self-image but. you know for those brief moments when. people react that way I don't know what. to do but it does feel I guess cool that.

you know some people appreciate it no. it's honestly it does touch me now we're. in a in a wonderful way people do some. really loving stuff I'm glad we were. able to link up with some international. people if it's cool than all the people. around the world are listening that's. wild around the around the globe's you. want to see I'm gonna show you some. drawings some of the houses people made. for you yeah this is pretty this is what. people assume what my house looks like. yeah this is what people assume what. what Bobo's house looks like what's this.

Jules lives there she's a good eye too. so we'll see all right yeah this is. their assumption this first one is Alex. Pollock this is great actually this guy. Alex drew George's house this what he. thinks George's house it's exactly what. it looks like in that lady right there. yeah is an Asian lady yeah that poor. girl look at that more Asian lady and. she's enslaved. she's Italy and those photographs in the. back yeah where are all of just close-up. shots of Asian Asian women. yeah and he's got a camera in there yeah.

he really is that so this is this poor. little Asian woman's arms and is like. please miss to help me out and George's. I know hey and look at he always gives. them a gift with a little bit of cake. but he wasted the candle melts and it. melts all over the cake and then he. throws it at them yeah he's an evil you. know what I don't know what that [ __ ]. present is how are you handcuffs all. right this is a Dirk Grob this is. actually really good look how good that. is. oh that's really that's a good boy who's.

the one with the knife that's Rudy how. awesome is that. yeah that's exist is such a good. that's almost this is such a cool piece. of art literally is almost maybe what we. look like. live in yeah I know it's such a. a piece of artifact it feels like. somebody drove by our [ __ ] house you. know maybe have you been to our house no. it's that it's got that kind of windows. and stuff in the front yeah yep yeah.

alright that's a great one let me do. that look at this little weirdo look at. that weirdo with a little knife this is. my this is by a guy named Dirk Rob it's. awesome right Thank You Dirk Dirk is. that's such a good drawing this is James. Pemberton now he did something a little. bit more dude traditional bro and that. is our house that's your house you know. what somebody did they see in the videos. in the background is the one of this I. know but that's you Bobo. yeah and that's Rudy with a knife ready. to [ __ ] throw all these people got. that got the clue that Rudy wanted to.

kill Joshua Cervantes drew this this is. a this is a more traditional no but. that's a nice house a cool-looking how. that would live in a house like that of. course it's really nice yeah it's a very. cool house right little driveway lights. love it drew that is an architect Joshua. Joshua Cervantes thank you drew that. this is Matt tower Matt drew Matt true. this this like a future oh my god let me. see something hold on let me say. something about that house what about it.

our house does not look like that but I. swear to God that's exactly the kind of. house I want to live in Amman shopper. modern I like modern I like Windows I. like the structure of it right I like. how there's like a stream there mm-hmm. dude who did that Matt tower Matt tower. if one day when I make enough money. maybe you can design a house for me your. that I like that what a lot listen up. Matt tower this is Nate Gale Braith gale. breath I just thought this was really. cool how artsy is that that's a great.

photo the colors are beautiful. it's okay okay a little birdie a little. birdie smoking a birdie smoking number. one it's like if me and Erik Griffin had. a baby number two yeah there's who said. the mouth part is where we live or. that's the bird I think this is very I. think this is a very subversive acid. trippy but I would imagine you live. inside of your own head I think that's. what I think he's trying to make a.

statement do you understand yeah okay I. think it's a very artistic. yeah this is noah phi stir noah phi stir. made this is now I like because it was. on that graph paper here we go we really. grabbed it out boom in so the bottom. part say so it says Bobby Lee's house. yeah and then that's you star do wet why. we he spelled fat we yeah started I know. why would I do right Jules so that's you. in the basement playing stardew valley. that's what I kind of do this is a. Vietnam tunnel to Bobbi's basement right. that's the Vietnam tunnel there's.

hard-boiled vampire vampire eggs cooking. in the kitchen obstacle island. kalila as in bed with her mir that's her. mirror and you're a little baby mirror. down there yeah and there's a Korean. Jesus painting in the hallway with a. bunch of kpop records yeah which I. imagine could be what's that band that. we love so much that your mommy loves. what's a band es and you walk downstairs. to your crush Prius no afraid I know. people don't know if I stir cuz I've. told because I've talked about it about. crash yeah you've hit humans before this.

we got a lot of racist stuff like this. this was just a lot of like people sent. these things that were like a barrage of. hot in Cambodia and I got to tell you. something I completely and utterly. support this kind of stuff yeah and also. I really like this right now Andrew. Santino's mom does not live underneath. our house so yeah I mean why would I. have the Santino's underneath the house. fat [ __ ] uglies what'd you say this is.

Silvia Abbate. from Greece this is [ __ ] awesome Wow. tell me this is not creative by the way. this is art this is [ __ ] high art. that's high art look at how cool this is. unbelievable so there's kalila and with. cool pants in the cab and what that is a. painting I know what is she and she's. watching somebody I don't know who that. Korean soap opera what the [ __ ] that's. right yeah and up here is uh I don't.

know what that chair is that's a toilet. walking cool man and then that's I. imagine that's that's the dictator. poster no that's um I have a poster of. me as kim jeong-hoon right that's what. I'm saying the dictator poster that you. in your house that's always referring to. and then down here is Rudy upside down. with vampire eggs and knives somebody. listen to the theme huh and a bunch of. those the eggs and then yeah that I. guess that's you Bubba.

or Sean Lennon yeah but look at how cool. that it that is so [ __ ] cool man isn't. that [ __ ] that's it that's beautiful. ooh the key this is Sylvia uh Abbate. Sylvia bhakti I'm gonna call that it. from Greece. this is she's from Greece hi all so let. me have an appearance in here mmm. mochi balls yeah I don't know I like. that it's really nice and it looked like. my mouth would be here but my smiles.

down there. mm I like it either way I like it either. way and his last one is from spaghetti. mainframe spaghetti mainframe I thought. this was kind of fun yeah Theo von is at. your house in this wannabe see so so. let's go close sorry hold on one second. yeah so close so here we go mmm so in. here we're gonna start with this kalila. is on the roof sipping a martini right. that's dead-on because of her her tattoo.

this is a drippy wet I don't know who. this is a drip who would that be. is there someone in your house that's. dripping wet I don't know what this. reference is a my loss no because I. think it's the thing is is that kalila. sweats a lot. yeah but that's kalila is there I know. but that's probably her sister because. she sweats it's her sister Kubica window. okay and then on the roof of course is. Theo von that's is that Theo had the. rain as a rat since the office or yeah. they made him on the roof on the roof. yeah there's Grif oh I thought that was. your mom's vagina.

it's Grif there's Rudy in the kitchen. with Dean over the connives. okay that's Rudy with the knives and. then in the basement is George or Andres. doing stand-up for you that's Andres. doing stand-up for you about tub yeah. and that's me hit you that's me hitting. your car. very bad very cross yeah thank you guys.

for all those submission really nice. those are [ __ ] great yeah that was. that's there's some really good. submissions there yeah you were touched. by sit by that international stuff I can. tell that that really hit you in a good. way. you know man made me feel good I was. really touched by it and you know I'm. touched by you man I'm really touched by. you because I'll tell you this you know. when I first met you I I didn't think. there was much and I honestly you know. during this quarantine you have to say.

the person I've seen the most aside from. the people I live with is you yeah and. you know we talk about you in the house. sometimes okay what do you say and we. and Clara and I will look at each other. and go deep down inside he's a real. straight-up good guy nothing not even. say deep down he is not I don't say deep. down on the surface as well yeah I'm a. sweet yeah you're a really sweet guy you. have you know there's a part of you you.

know how in the other day you know all. those people went into the Michigan. Congress you know the with the guns and. you know you have that white kind of. rage as well it's not white it's just a. rage you have this white rage don't make. it a race thing well you have a rage. that happens to be a certain color it's. red if anything all right but you have. this like you know entitled had this. entitled is wrong I have anger issues I. have anger issues there's nothing to be. angry about mm-hmm you have you're on.

top of the world I'm right next to it no. you're on a TV show who else is on a TV. show you what TV oh yeah oh can I. promote my show plug your show all right. so um like you don't even know that. you're I you didn't even say you're on a. show you're on a show well it's not okay. so here's the deal yeah here's the deal. the deal is is this that ah in August I. know people are tired of me saying this. but I have to reiterate it yeah plug dad.

died I relapsed after 17 years of. sobriety and then all of a sudden I was. on a game show that September all right. and it comes out here it is. game on it's called game on game on. featuring keegan-michael key Bobby Lee. Gronkowski Ian Karmel and me and if. you're watching the show and you go wow. Bobby's a little off it's because I'm a. little high and I'm also mourning from.

my dad and it was a really Giuliana came. to see a couple of the shows they were. really weird so I in the show. I loved the talent and all the people. behind it right. it comes out May 20th but watch it with. a certain perspective when it comes to. me I don't you know whatever it is what. it is is it good. you know I don't really remember it that. much but I remember going wow I'm doing. it with credible drunk.

yeah it's also James Corden's the boss. you know we talked about the great Ben. Winston yeah ben hi ben is Japan she's. one of the nicest guy the Grey's James. Corden's producing partner not only that. though he's just a handsome super. talented handed nice guy that I love if. Juliana's met him as well well watch. that show when it comes out what a piece. of [ __ ] I mean the good show though you.

are not effects the piece of [ __ ] show. on I will show the show that's the. highest-rated [ __ ] FX show since. Atlanta you're promoting a game show. slow down okay slow the [ __ ] down Who. Wants to Be a Millionaire okay relax. it's a game show okay cool it cool it. out wrong the way you came at me was. just mean. but I do was being defensive because you. were coming out I didn't say anything I. just said when does it come out let's. watch it tell people it's your town man. but okay thank you and Davey's a great. show my bad just sex.

it's all let's just Dave what nights is. it's over it's over no no honestly it's. nice it's nice that you got that little. heartfelt moment about realizing that. people around the world know it is like. they love you I feel better you're a. hero to a lot of people that's nice. no I'm serious you are I think you are I. am too thank you for being a bad friend. you.

you.