Bad Friends Beef! Featuring Erik Griffin | Ep 28 | Bad Friends

you two are bad friends who are these. two idiots a white dude and an Asian. dude you two are. disgusting you two or something we're. bad friends Eric lost weight but he's. got still you know he's got like nice. titties like droopy titties you know. what I mean before they were like fat. but now they're like it's good to see. you too Bobby hi it's form what am I. doing here you're not going to say. you're not going to say hi to our no. first I just have to comment on the way.

we just had to open up [ __ ] talk you. look skinny but also got little titties. listen I'm not done yet you know cuz you. lose 25 lbs don't you lost 25 looks good. look it it's crooked just like his dick. you don't know what my dick looks like. guys I make assumptions I make. assumptions yeah that's your problem. your assumptions you make assumptions. too Ser you make Ser assumptions wait so. when somebody doesn't text you back ever. that's a do I text you back you te you. you here's here's the only time you text.

me back when I common problem when I. call and I bother you enough that you'll. finally text me back yeah but it's. always business it's never like I hate. it when you're like how you. doing you don't like it when I say hello. to you no it's said hello it's just like. you know you know friendship kind of. things like like just trying to see how. your well-being that's kind he don't. like that kind of [ __ ] I know he it has. to be about making money y then he'll. get back to you I'm Korean I'm Korean oh. now you Korean Korean that's the Korean.

way Kore you haven't been Korean since. we met yes I've been Korean the whole. time I have Korean Tendencies You Know. Korean so let's let's let's H let's hash. out some bad friends beef all right. right you you two you haven't called you. haven't texted I know you haven't. responded to Griff he's the worst and he. wants to know why okay so um I'm going. to let you know that um go [ __ ] man. creature of the night I'll tell you that.

right now in my nightmares I see that in. the by the pond where the [ __ ] let me. tell you I got Griff a job you did but. he didn't take it what what was the job. you want to talk about it first of all. let me know let's let's get resolve ours. first and then we'll we'll go to that. well ours is funny Mine by you saying. that right I get it he's that type of. guy oh my God see what I'm saying he you. you hand him you hand him gold right and. he and he he pushes it away I took the. pl the gold I did that job the job that. he offered no no no the one that the.

your job no no I'm talking about his job. oh this is [ __ ] why I didn't do this. yeah gold is [ __ ] no no no no they. wanted me to sh gold is [ __ ] they. you didn't do they would have made you. shave too here's why I I didn't do it. not because of the shave thing they. didn't even offer that part to me oh he. literally was like hey we need a boss. figure yeah did I get a. job really yeah did you get me a job for. that do you want to play this game Let's. Play The Game of Life I like The Game of. Life the life you sold a show and I move.

and I moved three different times in the. podcast so you could sell a show and you. could have some time off and you can get. stuff done so yeah you have three jobs. you did a cooking show downtown two days. ago you're doing another one in a week. you just sold your show to ABC and fox. and CBS and CW and lifetime Discovery. history I don't know who else bought the. show but you sold it to everybody up the. river there's a little bit of a bidding. war yeah there is all right so don't. have to rub that in my face so no I'm. not getting you job because you've. gotten plenty of jobs I'm just saying.

that I want the job too what was the job. there's no monkeys in this one is what. you're saying see and that's what I'm. talking about and that's where our. fiction is because I did a show 10 years. ago there a monkey in it all. right now let's resolve this right so. then now I'm on no this is what. irritated me go ahead so now I'm playing. war zone with some of the guys right and. they're they're playing they're on. Twitch and um one of the guys I'll just. say his name Ry yeah your your boy my. boy yeah hey um hey Bob you have a.

problem with Eric is that how he talks. yeah that's the way he sounds to me I go. I don't have a problem with him I love. him he goes well some of the fans are. saying that he's complaining that our. their friendship is over our friendship. is over first of all that's not true I. know but that's what the [ __ ] people. said on the [ __ ] comment session by. the way I'm not going to say anything. more I'm going to let you finish cuz I'm. going need the floor all right all right. go ahead all right fine he's going to. filibuster mhm yeah right I'm just going.

to let you know when he did this I. realized that all the weight lost from. his body but not his knuckles he's got. hairy ugly [ __ ] Knuckles and look at. the hair bushed up on his wrist you. can't just make fun of him the whole. time you have to explain your side of. the story cuz he's going to get his know. this really irritating me right now his. knuckles are irritating CU you look like. a fat tennis playing Panda right now. that's what you look like all right and. a and a gay one too. enough enough it looks like Bobby goes. home and he takes hair off like this.

that's funny what a day I've had you're. the one Mr Potato had I talk about. putting things on you know I mean you. look like Mr Potato go on with your. [ __ ] story all right so don't. [ __ ] tell me about detachments on all. right there we go all right I'm. listening okay so here we go so um then. I got irritated because all these he's. obviously then I ask I go and and and. Remy goes he's complaining about on his. twitch about your relationship and I'm.

like [ __ ] that did you listen did you. listen to the to the audio I don't. listen to audio I listen to it I listen. to hearsay I listen to it yeah he does. you did yeah I listened to it okay it. wasn't really complaining what was it no. but that's his thing it saying Bobby. doesn't want to play with me obviously. because I've tried to reach out and play. he's so competitive. me he's he's doing bets he's like watch. guys I'm going to put a bet online.

K and then you rub it in my face I hate. it can I say what it I'm I figured this. all out I'm going to squash this right. now asz we're all cuz we're all good. friends yeah go I know exactly what this. is don't let him have his point of view. no I know what this is no I'm going to. have my point of view he. is did you introduce yourself to my. niece by the way this is your niece yes. it's a niece Hey listen blink at me if. you're. okay that's funny hey go ahead here's. the problem I figured it out you don't. like it that he's a good player he's not.

a good player you said he gets more. kills than you at the pressure I don't. you said he got more kills than you. listen yeah who gets more kills I am so. much better at that game than you I've. gotten so much better but that's what. this is of course it Bobby hates that. you know like that he's good you love. that I was bad you wanted to play with. me again and again and when you're on. Twitch he he has to be the funniest guy. on the twitch too I know I you know he's. got to be the one like he's got to have. the snappy jokes and if you say anything. he's like I don't like this cuz. everybody's no one's laughing at me now. is part of this true Bob yeah no it's.

not none of that is true and I have my. own defense thank you well let him have. his floor now go ahead okay here's the. thing that is not true here's the. problem right now I send all the fans to. this guy that Bobby won with so now. we're friends with him right all right. so we we're playing all the time him and. I and his brother and then all of a. sudden it just stops okay then the fans. keep asking where's Bobby why isn't. Bobby playing and I go I don't know and. then I look you're still playing with. them every day I look on his twitch and.

his YouTube it's you and Steve are. playing but I was told from Steve. doesn't want to stream but he can stream. with him what would you feel like if. you're told if you're told oh no we. don't want to do this and then you see. him doing with a stranger a [ __ ]. you don't even know a [ __ ] you. don't even [ __ ] know you're playing. with every single day and and then check. this out and then check this out then. we're playing I don't know his last day. but I know him yeah where does he live.

no Andrew Andrew and we're playing right. in the middle of I'm playing with that. kid too and they go oh we just got. invites from Bobby I'm looking on my. thing let me see if I got an invite no. so all I'm saying is this if you don't. want to play with me yeah just be a. [ __ ] man and be like yeah I don't. want to play with you that's all you. have to say I don't want to play with. you I wish you would have just done that. I'm doing it now I wish you would have. just done that but see now but I'll play. tonight no no no you want to play. tonight [ __ ] you all right [ __ ] you I. love you that's all I. I love you though B let me tell you this.

I never had a it's like you don't want. to do everything with every friend like. I don't drink alcohol right so this. [ __ ] don't want to hang out at. me at a bar you know we hang out outside. of a bar yeah so it's like so for you. you might be like well I don't want to. play with him because of whatever your. reasons I don't have a problem with it. but what I can't stand is the twitch. Community they know because they're like. well Bobby's playing with everybody else. yeah you know they're like uh you know. and I just don't get that you know and. then I try like I've reached out to.

Steve a thousand times yeah and this. [ __ ] won't get back to me over. some nonsense so I'm like what's up with. you guys yeah yeah it's not me though. well that's not you certainly didn't. help the side is no it's it's hearsay. and conjecture exactly okay it's heand. conjecture and I tried I try I reach out. to try to figure the [ __ ] out there's no. nothing to figure out if you you you. there's nothing to figure out yeah oh. there is I'm going to tell you why all. right you know this now here we go know. this. you know what you know what I kind of.

like assertive body he's turning into. that dictator behind. him know this for a fact my friend tell. me all right is is that if I really had. a problem with you I will let you know I. don't know if that's true yeah that's. true okay I've had problems with you in. the past yes and I've given her I I I. don't have problems but here's the thing. and I and I I talked to my therapist I'm. a Loner and I don't like communicating. it's just who I am because of my trauma. in the pass I'm not using it as here go.

oh here we go what what my dad used to. play golf on my body let me let me count. my dad used to play golf on my body let. me count down to the molestation. reference you know what I mean Koreans. Koreans are good golfers though very. good very good golfers are they they. don't fix they don't fix divots but. they're good golfers yeah we don't wait. so let's be real here what's a. div the thing on the ground yes yeah. that's your job that's what your job my. job is if you have a problem with the. divots you push it down with your little. hand no no no when you're when after you.

hit the ball you fix the divot you fix. your mistake this is just like they. don't have a problem see this makes. sense this makes sense theore Koreans. leave messes for other people to clean. up problem with we don't have a problem. with it we like div it's just like put. your [ __ ] hand on the div we enjoy. them that's the way we make them we like. the little [ __ ] grass coming up like. that like no no no you know what it's. just like a it's just like a Korean. barbecue restaurant they want you to do. everything yeah you cook cook you me. they bring the food bring hey here cook. the [ __ ] we're letting you [ __ ].

experience in the experience my friend. so we want you to cook it you you know. why they do that they do that so we. can't complain that's exactly right what. can you say I did it I paid for it yeah. all right so let's so I don't have a. problem with you okay good all right and. I called you last night did I not yeah. only because you knew I was coming here. today you didn't want this [ __ ] to be. awkward what he was like you didn't want. this [ __ ] to be awkward I know you dude. no you know why I called you today yeah. last night why I talked to my therapist. okay all right and she's like what's the. problem I go is this step seven is that.

no this is not has nothing to do with it. that's [ __ ] hilarious you're shaming. you're shaming my. recovery because I have 10 months of. sobriety and no one said congratulations. can you hand me the little violin please. no one said congratulations 10 months of. sobriety congratulations you know why. cuz 10 months is not enough we need like. we need like two years before we can be. like it's a year a year is a 10 months. all right you're right yeah that's my. bad that's my bad I can't say days don't. you get a chip at a year we've been here. before yeah you know what I mean okay.

yeah I relapsed I relapsed I have. problems okay no no no you're getting. you're you're fine I don't have a. problem with you all right okay good. Bobby let's just throw that out there. but you wait wait can you can you at. least understand if if we're playing all. the time and then it just stops and then. all these people keep asking you know. and then they like us together like you. know they keep I want I love it when you. and Steve and Bobby and con and then it. just it stops and then I'm like hey. what's going on nobody will say anything. to me the [ __ ] St don't even respond.

to me anymore and then like you're. playing every day with these strangers. so what am I supposed to think what am I. supposed to think think this my juge. headed friend why does it always have to. be some kind of defensive that's why. okay okay you're very handsome for your. type Bobby oh wow for your type you're. very handsome as shitty as you are to me. yeah you know I'm there for you whenever. I know okay I mean your type you. Reverend Al Jackson I mean he's the. better looking out of the the types wait.

a minute yeah are you are you. saying you know what I by the way yeah. don't think you getting off scott free. with this [ __ ] right here yeah yeah. you got problems too yeah you know what. this is like by the way you vent toward. him now you know what I realized you. guys you remember the Godfather you. remember the Godfather uh so the co Don. [ __ ] has the meeting with all the Don. yeah you know and he and he's in the car. and Sunny's like well what he wants to. do and coron says it wasn't until now. that I knew who the our true enemy is it. was tatalia yeah you tatalia no I'm not.

you're Talia I'm Sano Corone that's my. name I died at a toway you're either. tatalo or Fredo no you're Fredo fro. Fredo Fredo you're Fredo you going to. kick me out on the boat and shoot me in. the back of the head yes Steve is sunny. he's a [ __ ] hotthead no I'm Sunny I'm. Sunny I'm I'm notal Talia because you're. a betrayer of you're like you're like a. Godfather through you're the guy with. the glasses [ __ ] hooded man ships. must sail in the same direction that's.

you yeah because I'm setting you up to. get killed by the other boat that's. right I'm setting you both up I'm. setting you both up to drowned baby oh. yeah yeah you're both going down this is. why this the whole podcast happened. because of this guy right here you put. us against each other I didn't put oh. yeah D we go now get that out yeah yeah. this this guy betrayed our trust yeah he. you and I were supposed to do we to do. one and then this guy comes in Talia. right oh really oh really why didn't. that happen. guys I love it go ahead why didn't.

happen tell us why why didn't you guys. do a show because you have an. aggressiveness about time out that show. was supposed to happen four years ago. wait wait wait wait the same one that he. also said he was going to do with you. four years ago that's another issue too. by the way Bobby's the kind of guy he to. it's like big brother he's got alliances. with like everybody in the house yeah. you just don't want to get kicked off. the island I'm the middle man you're the. little man no I'm the middle man you're. the little man I'm a little man as I'm a. little man as well all right you're the. little in high school in high school I. was friends with the jocks the Goths the.

Nerds right the the the heshers right. the what the heshers the who the guys. with the long hair the heavy metaler. guys never heard of hher before life I. thought that was like a drug reference. or something right I was friends with. The Faculty why were you friend real why. and why were you friends with everybody. because I play I'm in the middle dude. you play the game I play the game of. life you play the game I play the play. no you play the game to make sure that. you're safe you protect me prot me prot. winner I'm Survivor and a winner no yeah.

I won and a coward you know what you are. and a coward yeah how am I a coward. that's like cowardly my because you. could have just said hey you know I. think you're too competitive I don't. want to play with you I prefer to play. with these other kids you could have. said that but you let me go on and on. and on maliciousness it's maliciousness. on your part me yeah yeah how am I. malicious you're what you do is you rub. in people's faces oh by the way by the. way we used to play FIFA all the time. right yeah let me tell you something. about Bobby he's a sore loser M but he's. a worst winner why okay he used to he.

would beat if he beat me he would send. pictures of the players of the other. team send like 10 15 pictures hey this. is who beat you this is the guy so don't. get me started right now right don't act. like you're like an angel on the other. yes you did I did but you know why he. stopped you know why he stopped doing. that and I got to find this picture CU. he didn't know how to work Photoshop and. I did so there was this picture of a. player with holding a baby you which one. was and I put his face on the baby it it.

was it was um Torres yes yeah from. Liverpool lipo when he played for. Liverpool us to play Fernando Torres and. there was a photo where he was holding a. baby but then he put my face on the baby. and that almost ended our relationship. because I don't know how to I didn't. know how to use. phot how did they do that yeah but Bobby. had pay some kid $1,500 to do it you. don't know how to use Photoshop now Bob. yes I do no you don't I don't but I. don't but don't call me out all right. you don't you don't have a computer go.

to him again no see he's trying to go to. him again the point the point is you. broke up the band yeah no dude you. neither of you were you know what. neither of you got your instruments. together that was the problem you guys. wanted to make a band and you never got. the instruments okay Yoko you know what. I mean okay let me tell you something. that [ __ ] is still alive making money. and everybody else is dead so who won. huh high five. rude yeah yeah so yeah so Eric and I. were supposed to do a podcast we talked. about it for many years ye many many. years well let's not go into this.

because then something else happened. yeah you know tell me what happened the. next thing you know the next thing you. know he's like he's got this podcast. with his girlfriend you know and then he. always has a good excuse I needed to do. this to save my relationship you know. what I mean and then and then that goes. on right and then now this one comes you. know Bobby called me one time and it was. like so hilarious he he just got out of. rehab and he's like and he's pouring it. on he's like you know my the thing my. father and you know and's he's going. under he's like you know and and I go.

Bobby I go Bobby shut the [ __ ] up you're. just trying to make me feel bad because. you're going to do that [ __ ] podcast. with Andrew right you know that that he. he tries to manipulate he tries to both. of y'all are. manipulative wow I'm seeing it now for. the first time yeah you guys deserve. each other call manipul you call it. manipulation right I call it strategy my. friend H I'm being strategic about life. I'm being strategic about at the end of. the day you know my heart do I yeah you. do all right you do my you know my heart. better than you know his heart he. actually calls me just out the BL not.

about business hey Eric how you doing. Griff how's how's life how's how's when. I gave you that seat on that plane that. one time you mean 15 years. ago and you gave it to me you gave me. the seat what what where where were you. going so we were in um Abu Dhabi no we. were yeah we were coming home let me let. me tell cuz he does tell the story right. all right we're coming home yeah it's a. 15h hour flight all right Bobby he's. trying to big ball so he goes and pays.

for a first class seat okay and then in. in the coach he's going like that. bye bye. everybody credit card. bounces credit card's done so he has to. come back but he don't want to sit in. his seat that he was sitting in right so. I [ __ ] I said I I'll switch seats. with you why why why'd you do that. because he's a nutcase yeah and it's. better to make him comfortable for the.

entire plane yep you know you understand. what I'm saying he gave you his seat. yeah I know and what was your response. oh he was supposed to get me a manager. and that happened 17 years. later 17 years later I was with CA I got. you an agent you didn't do [ __ ] I got me. the [ __ ] agent but I'm said I'm the. one that set it up right yeah but it at. that point it was easy it doesn't matter. though did I not do it when I say. something I come through 17 years ler if. it's two Dees later. later I will come through good so that's.

please stop holding on to that the whole. seat thing okay all right I tried to. tell people too I said the first time we. met but I tried to tell people the first. time we met I know we when we met at the. comedy store you mean the first time. that we you actually acknowledge that I. existed and I was a comedian when you. first met me at that when you were doing. that Amed Amed thing in [ __ ] Orange. County oh yeah you you've been a. nightmare since I first met you not how. you remind me of this yeah yeah yeah did. you I don't think you were was he around. he wasn't even you weren't even around. but yeah but dude this guy Amed could.

get a show like anywhere yeah he used to. sell out stuff right no no no he would. get a show and get the people to pay we. were paying people ,000 to do like 20. minutes of comedy in in uh in Orange. County how he was just he was able to. push tickets I I don't know what the. restaurant told us that they were making. money off the show because people would. come on a Wednesday night anyways this. guy shows up a men's not even there. instantly as soon as he gets there well. he don't know where to park car the. show's I don't like the show he's a he's.

getting on I had to call him man to go. I'm going to kill this little. [ __ ] I'm swear to God I'm going. to kill him I I had to go get his car. yeah drive his car around behind a bush. I think at one point yeah yeah welcome. to every day on this. show all I'm the bad guy he called me. you know what he said last time guy you. know he said last guy just impossible to. work ah there's no parking I go there's. a spot right on the street I don't want. to I don't park on the street he doesn't. Park that piece of [ __ ] Prius on the.

street that piece of [ __ ] that's been. hit a thousand times Rudy knows it's. insane so he goes I'm going to par I'm. going to park back there wherever I go. we can't park back that right now it's. funny you know he spends more money on. skins in Call of Duty than yes than to. fix this [ __ ] car. know he's wear a $9,000 shirt and his. car is worth. four no but we're fine all right I'm. sweating now but it's love yes it's pure. love I wish you just would have been. more. I didn't know you never told me the.

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yeah four cigarettes a day is this true. rude I don't smoke that much yeah really. don't look at him before you say it you. I know you look at her when I ask her. question she does you think that you. think that I have an ally in the house. she's an Al this one right here is a rat. this one right here everything I had to. hide from her Rudy but is he smoking. more than for a day no when they go to. bed you're not smoking more no okay but. I don't understand you got off The Vape. cuz you said The Vape was bad for you. and then you went to the thing that's. even worse yeah why did you switch back. it's like I can't even no you have to I.

I don't even want to even address it but. I will yeah please please and I want to. get real for a second okay this is all. fun in games okay you're pointing. fingers and you're talking about my. frailties and my Character. defects no don't do that don't do that. friend okay your Character defects okay. and um I have a lot yeah yeah yeah I'm a. broken man we we all have flaws do me a. favor you have a at this point right now. can you put on the screen all of his.

failures we'll scroll it right here. we'll scroll it right here like one of. those albums for. 1995 please sign up today Universal. Music Studios presents Bobby Bobby Lee's. failures and it's just him I'm a. smoker sorry go and I don't want to. reiterate and go back in the past. because I'm over it but um you know last. year I had some problems uh I got sober. again and um you know I was smoking weed.

and I quit and I was just like I don't. want to go back to vaping because it was. hurting my neck every time I smoke a. vape it hurts my neck my neck gets. really stiff I don't know what there's. just something about it that [ __ ] me up. it's probably because it's like a. sausage so when you smoke a sausage you. think my neck is like a sausage well it. swells up yeah like a mosqu sausage it. goes like you know what I mean it just. gets a little like some L like some. lanissa you know if you're a Filipino up. therea. go ahead am man [ __ ] you okay I have a.

Korean. neck what is what is a Korean neck it's. sausage like aren't they usually like. skinny tiny people they're usually like. in great shape there's two types there's. a skinny tin and the sausage one the. other one and the sausage one okay so. [ __ ] you like a safe fell on him. and oh a piano a. piano yeah okay here we go all right. first of all I'm much older than both of. you by the way not how old are you I'm. 48 oh you're the same age we the same. age that's my bad anywh who um so The.

Vaping was hurting my neck and so I you. know I when I went to that PC that. [ __ ] place in Arizona to get my head. right it was good though right it worked. and I just was smoking because I there. was nothing else to do and um now it's. affecting my health now when last week. when I said you know can you people just. comment and say quit smoking we did. there was a lot of comments got too much. yeah it was too much I asked all the. fans to comment to quit. keep that up keep that.

going dude that's bad don't stop it we. need to qu I like it are you still doing. the yoga yeah I'm doing yoga oh that's. dope okay am I not doing yoga once in a. while but once in a while once a week. twice twice a week but he's doing like. he's doing different positions like you. know rolling sleep position no am I. doing it real yeah thank you jels okay. he's doing sitting smoking no I'm not. doing sitting smoking eating video. gaming yoga. look like this Andrew like this and leg.

up and neck to the side neck to the side. and eat and. eat all right so that's why I'm smoking. but um so we're you and I are good yes. okay I didn't think we weren't good you. two are good we're good are you we're. good are you two good no I mean honestly. it's a we need to keep this we need to. keep this it's a week to week thing but. he says that but it is DET it's. detrimental to my health I'm not going.

to lie I have found that I've gotten. more palpitations lately are you being. the% completely honest yeah you're my. stress before you go into whatever. you're doing right now let's just get. this out of the way my stress level. because of you has gone through the roof. why because no no no I say something. it's not just because of him it's like. living in covid and on top on top of. that but I want to say yeah but it's. expounded he what he saying it's. expounded all right so last week this is. part of what's going on we changed the. day we changed the day yeah and um. because he had to on a because we.

usually shoot on Fridays right today's a. Friday yeah we were supposed to do. Thursdays he changed the day because he. had to go to the country. club he had to go to the country club so. that he can interviewed to get into the. country club so we switched the day. yesterday well if he was just regular. white it wouldn't have been a problem. yeah yes because I'm offwhite I'm. Different they make redheads come in I. had 15 [ __ ] things I had to do right. so I had to move it so you know my. excuses for moving um the day is more.

valid than his no so that's what causes. him stress cuz he knows deep down inside. that he like he's um trying to live a. aristocratic white life no here's the TR. here's the fact and you know what the. fact is he got his big Valley House. Bobby Bob first of all this guy living. in the Hills this guy's a a hill guy the. hills I live in the bottom of the hill. you live on the hill on the bottom you. live on the hill if if there was a. [ __ ] flood on top of the mountain. right I would be drowned with with the. rest of the people okay well I want to I.

want to tell you on the hill I would die. on the hill but like lower on lower part. of the hill all right well here's what I. want to tell you we decided to help you. quit smoking we want to get um um a. therapist in here a hypnotherapist to. speak to you oh [ __ ] he there he's right. there all right what's his name this is. Jason hey Jason can you hear us I. certainly can look there's Jason right. there he looks hypnotherapy like he. looks hypnotherapist yeah yeah Jason you. can only see Bob unfortunately because. of the the technology but this is for me. anyway so this is for you cuz we need.

you to get some cuz we want you to quit. smoking I love hypnotherapy all right. well let's why don't you to speak to. Jason let's let's see what we can do. hello no you right there oh sorry my bad. hi Bobby Jason hello howdy how's it. going howdy to you I'm fine thank stop. talking like that why are you because. when I'm talking to professional this is. how I talk no talk like a human you. sound like a robot yeah and like a like. a weird Korean robot all of a sudden. don't be intimidated I'll be my more. myself thank you what's up dude. not Urban Bobby please not Urban Bobby.

all right Bobby Focus because he's. trying to help I want to help I want I. he's gonna help you quit smoking I need. the help I know okay yeah so here's the. important question I watched the last. episode all right and you said I need to. quit yes and then later you said I want. to quit yes and then at the very end you. said I okay I'll try to quit right do. you really want to quit. Bobby um that's a very very very good. question and I want to answer this.

um. no there it is no all right but but I'm. beginning to feel um things in my body. but get shortness of breath um because. of the age and because I have um high. blood pressure you know in my family. that um my fear is is that I'm going to. either stroke out or my lungs are going. to be blasted open and or something's.

going to happen so um not in the next. year but in the near future I feel like. there's going to be real complications. with my health and so with those I mean. you can already see some of them right. now right Jay like his skin and his. teeth and those kind of things are very. obvious right Zoom that's why I'm yellow. it has to do with the nicotine I thought. that was the smoke no it's I'm a yellow. guy but of ethnic sort of an odd yellow. though it's like it's like a glow. yeah because I'm. aristocratic I'm an aristocratic Focus.

let him help you so what what are the. upsides right so you put aside the. addiction and how could you feel how. would you want to feel if you. stopped I want to feel um well just. generally I want to feel healthy I want. to feel like I can do more during the. day in terms of um I want my mouth what. breath better breath my breath is fine m. no my breath is fine I can help with.

better breathing too but keep going I. want to breathe better and I also want. to be able to go longer on the pelaton. um not struggle so much when I'm doing. yoga and I just want to be there for my. family and um you know and your friends. and your friends Jason this is another. thing for us we want friendship to be a. big thing he didn't even think to add. that for my family and that's it yeah. for us as well if I died I don't even I. doubt that you guys would even come to. my funeral no we would carpo we would. carpo right so let's just throw that out. there yeah we'd show up we we would Uber.

pool and if we didn't make it we didn't. make it all right so. okay yeah cool well here's the thing. hypnotherapy is like magic okay I can. deliver magic but you got to really want. it all right if you want to cut back. that's a first goal right if you want to. cut back to just an occasional habit. that's cool we got to go where you want. to go with it and I can help you do it.

and we can do it over the next week oh. [ __ ] this is get but but we have to. start to start now I have to start now. and you wanted you have to dictate what. you need well here's the deal. um this is costing us 10 grand an hour. by the way okay all right so I'm gonna. go I'm G Talk sorry my bad my bad yeah. all right so um that got him going you. know all he cares about is money yeah. yeah so um you're quit to so um I'm I'm. I'm down to four or five a day I would. like to maybe do two a day uhuh and then.

um figure it out from there it's a good. start okay and we can do that and I I. think once you feel in control of it and. it starts to taste a little nasty to you. then we can maybe if you're interested. going all the way and finish it up but. can I can I say this just to throw this. out there is is because I um since I. just got sober and um because of the. pandemic it's just like you know I'm guy. that you know and because of my history.

and the trauma and all that stuff right. like I'm a kind of guy that like you. know I'm getting rid of a lot of these. addictions and I'm not justifying it and. I'm just saying that you know because of. the stress level in which we all live in. right you know I like to rely on certain. vices and um it's going to be extra. difficult I think because we are in this. pandemic but um that being said I'm. willing to try what would we don't try. we do so we do like Yoda said there is.

no try that's what Yoda. said um well thanks uh set up so I deal. with uh. anxiety. fears certainly bad habits and Trauma. yes so the things that you might be. holding on to that are blocking you you. think you it's Justified if you want we. can get rid of how you're thinking about. those traumas change that so you feel. better so that you might quit so like I. I have a trauma therapist so I'm EMDR.

and I'm doing all that stuff doing that. work you know it's complimentary like. you know it goes alongside so it's up to. you I I I would never this is surprise. right I would never push you into doing. something that you don't feel. comfortable with it works again like. magic for somebody who wants to change I. do want to change though yes all right. so let's talk can I ask you days. specific questions then yeah specific. questions specific question specific. questions all right so um we would meet. off air to begin the hypnosis okay and.

then you'll change your smoking habits. over the next week and then if you feel. comfortable and you're enjoying the. process we'll actually do a hypnosis. session online next week okay you are. you prepared for that I'm I'm I've been. I've never been more prepared but are. you ready to quit yeah look at me the. face he doesn't have to be ready to quit. quit he. can I just said I can you make him a. better can you make him a better friend. is that even that's not a thing that's. not a thing bad habit of not texting and.

you hypnotize him for texting people. back I'm going to let that go are you. going to agree to this I'm agreeing to. it wonderful okay wow this is very Jerry. springy right now yeah like you just. went bring the here's the baby mama wait. till you see wait till you see when we. get the test results it's it's going to. change everything so all fair you're. gonna you're GNA you're going to get. with him and and you're going to work. with we do that off air when when you. guys schedule and then then you're going. to do one I want a live hypnotherapy all. right so off air we do that through um. Zoom or something or yep FaceTime okay.

we will do a hypnosis session next week. on air and that will lock that's your. quitting day yes next yes it is that's. your that's your agreement date right. whatever that is the the the I shouldn't. say quit you alter date right where. you're gonna change your habit your. habit is completely changed at that. point okay so I can actually help your. uh audience with this too anybody who's. wanting to quit um just for you guys bad. friends. if you want a small plug if you don't.

mind yeah go ahead cool so if you go to. Village hypnotherapy that's my practice. Village hypnotherapy like a town Village. hypnotherapy. docomo uh a little bit off of what I. normally charge for this entire program. and there's even a lifetime guarantee. believe it or not so after you quit quit. if someone would you know quit quit then. I offer one extra session if they happen.

to unlikely relapse oh wow wow you're. ready to get that's how confident I am. in hypnotized you ready to get. hypnotized I guess I am yes all right. we'll say thank you thank you so much my. bald in front Bobby all right well I. can't we can't wait to watch this go. down yeah um so uh we'll reconnect yes. perfect all right brother say thank you. and goodbye Bobby make it so like the. star like Star Trek says and iname. thank you thank you Jason talk soon.

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talking about let me say right now why. do you here's my question for you why. why is it why do you have to assume ill. intent with everything that either one. of us are doing when it comes to our. friendship towards you automatically. yeah it's just automatically there's. some kind of a I have no agenda I have. genuine love for you I'm going to tell. you. why let me explain something real fast. yes it's on the show cuz I think it's. entertaining to to put on the show but I. knew the only way you would take me.

serious is if I put it on the show if I. said I'm going to get you hitno. therapist off air you'd be like I don't. want to do a [ __ ] you shut up leave me. alone I'm just going to give you an. example true I'm just going to give you. an example this encap encapsulates my. relationships with you Hollywood types. oh my God oh my God man of the people. you're the most I'm a man of the people. I'm the man of the. people shirt what you're wearing a. $9,000 shirt this $90 a shirt. Hollywood you're the most Hollywood guy. on earth I take a very big offense to.

that oh you the Hollywood a man of the. people oh God right I grinded out with. the [ __ ] common folk you complain. constantly about not being around common. folk that's not true that's you say. stuff to you know what you said to me on. the when we had dinner at the house what. what about the steak thing and I said oh. man I should go get steaks and you go ew. ew no have someone bring us steaks. that's what you said yeah Postmates was. he complaining po because he's always. telling me I'm complaining but all this. [ __ ] does is complain yeah I'm. you but the narrative is out there all. these [ __ ] idiot ass fans like are.

you complaining G Griffin cuz anything. he says so I got to have fat Lando for. the rest of my [ __ ] life you know all. the [ __ ] that these people say to me and. that's that's one of these narratives. where I go this [ __ ] complaints. all the time we you we commiserate with. each other then you put it out there. like I'm the only I'm just going to tell. you a story of that encapsulates please. my [ __ ] relationship with you. Hollywood types I'm going to say that. again go ahead we not hwood all right so. um I have a friend named Steve Burn we.

know him well okay so um he calls me one. day and he says um is this an Asian beef. it's not an Asian beef okay I'm just no. wait because he happens to be half. Korean I love I love Asian beef by the. way yeah delici Mongolian yeah go ahead. he calls me one day and he goes I'm. doing a movie I'm doing a movie he says. right and I go okay cool I want you in. it thank you a week. later when I'm supposed to shoot right. I see Jimmy oang going I'm in Steve.

Burns movie M and he's good he's a good. actor and he's very funny listen I. picked Ste I would pick Jimmy I get that. he's really good go. ahead it's either him or D fan you know. what I mean either or either. or all right all right okay anyway you. see Jimmy oang he's shooting the movie. right so I call Steve and I go hey I. thought you called me for the movie he. goes yeah you know I just I'm going to.

use jimo yangang yeah you know but did. was my feelings hurt no because that's. what I expect out of you types this has. not Steve bur has nothing to do with us. wait wait Andrew Andrew Andrew this. would this kind of be like if I said hey. let's do a. podcast together yeah and then you go I. decided to go with Andrew no I I see you. Hollywood types no you Hollywood typ.

listen you're a Hollywood [ __ ]. you a Hollywood [ __ ] I already. different tell me how tell I already. told you why I said I said right stop I. said like to you I said you know how he. is like yeah he's a bully he's. aggressive a bul he's a bully uput bully. and he's cornering me into a [ __ ]. like you know it's like um and you know. I'm nice you're nice and you took anage. of that and didn't tell me like you. wanted Steve Burn to tell.

you no that's not true all right I'm. just saying that I already called you. would you have wanted a respectful call. from Steve Burn being like Bobby I've. actually decided to go in a different. direction would you have liked that call. would that have made you feel good right. and that's why I called you you didn't. this the same call no yeah I called you. and I said this mother talk manto man. right friend to friend right oh yeah and. I said you know was I on that call I. called yeah I called you so he threw me.

on the bus he goes he's a bully he. blamed everything on me by the way this. wasn't even my idea whose idea was that. was my idea Kila was the first one that. said you guys really should the fans on. the last belly said you should you. should you should so then it was you. should you should you should and then we. finally just I said do you want to do. one I'll do one are we going to do one. or no and then you said well you know. Griff had asked me before but it never. worked out cuz then we did belly and. then you said to me no we can't do a. show and I said okay. and then I. said do you want to do one or not after.

the third time we did the show and well. you guys should just do one together so. don't put it on me no you you're you're. twisting my [ __ ] mind right now how. you're a mind twister how that's true. toal you toal you he's a mind twister. right now dude right wait wait wait wait. wait wait called me. you every [ __ ] week right when are we. going to do this Bob because you because. at that point you agreed to it no no no. no you're. TW your TW look at your B eyes did you B.

eyes did you not agree it a [ __ ] liar. man so I bullied you into it you bullied. me into it dude all right well then you. can quit and then he'll do it no we're. I'm already knee deep in it I commit to. it I'm Knee Deep it's like a war right. once in Nom you're in Nom he pretends. like I made you I forced you to do this. podcast oh he he poured it on like that. he that's such [ __ ] you manipulated. him you know why this happened mhm the. truth be told right I do know why you. know why I I can't say it on air but you.

know why all right so that's that okay. but let me ask you this yes what does. that have to do with our friendship with. you what does how are you comparing what. Steve Burn he made a business decision. yeah he said Jimmy oang is hot right now. you know he's hot he's younger skinnier. his hair is. like smart he's on a hot show and and. you're mad that he made that Choice yes. I can understand all right but what I'm. saying is that is totally different from.

you're you're comp you're saying that. we're going to do that to you when have. I ever done that to you when have I ever. not treated you like a brother same tell. me same and when I have not what should. we scroll that list. [Laughter]. again a brother too huh yeah do you yeah. how many meals have we had oh here we go. how many meals have we had what you what. do you treat me like what do you mean. you said if that's how you treat him and.

he's your brother then what what do you. treat me like I love you man oh wow I. happen to [ __ ] love you. man I happen to love you so much man so. so why won't when we do something good. for you why won't you let us do. something good for you why do you always. have that's exactly when you were going. through [ __ ] I knew you were going. through [ __ ] I kept trying to call you I. saw you at the comedy store I tried to. Corner you and be like hey you need to. let's you know you know and he took me. into like a little freezer in the comy. store he took me in there and he was. acting weird and he took off and I was.

like I don't know what's going on with. this [ __ ] those are my meetings. I that's all I'm saying style that I. have you I I take I take offense for you. saying that my friendship with you it's. some sort of Hollywood type with some. hidden agenda I'll have to be honest. with you let's be honest okay and you. know what I was being defensive and I. was throwing accusations around and that. quite possibly isn't the truth here's. the truth oh wow can we mark the day all. right here's the trth the time right now. you guys want to hear truth truth all.

right the truth is is that um I've told. people and I've said this to kila in the. past I've said you know Eric Griffin is. somebody I feel like I've known all my. life and he's somebody that like if I. had $20 million and I needed a you know. I mean I didn't want to put it in a bank. and I need SA set kept safe I would. probably give it to you and you wouldn't. touch a dime of it you're a good dude.

man all right okay I never said. that I just made that up but that's how. I. feel you see what I'm saying I mean all. right I'm just that's that is this is. what I'm talking. about so he just made a scenar and he. made a scenario in his head that he was. like this sounds. good he does this all the time I love it. I love it right and with me what with. you is um you remind me honestly the.

first night do you remember the first. night I saw you I do remember you do. yeah deah and I were sitting there I. know we watched you perform and I said. to myself that guy has a future and then. when I came up to you and we started. talking and stuff you were the kindest. guy I've only had the most utmost. respect for you as a standup and as a. actor and everything you embody. everything that I want to be in this.

business you really are you have it all. and not only are you but it's how. difficult it is being a white guy in. this day and age to work you embody. something different you know I mean so. it's like you should be very proud of. yourself I love you I appreciate it I'm. waiting forting I'm I I'm with you don't. you feel like a rug is about to be like. an ejector seat or something and I wish. I meant that I I do mean it I do mean it. I do mean it okay so what we're saying.

is and I want to say this too from this. day forward from this day forward when. we do something nice yeah take it as a. friendship and I will but dude you have. to understand right but that's not my. history dude but but it's but it is with. us no it is with us we've never [ __ ]. you over what have I [ __ ] you I've. never [ __ ] you over I understand that. but it's about to happen what are you. talking about it's not going to happen I. want to say this you're right what are. you talking about you're absolutely. right that's why I was upset I'm upset. because of like I you don't you treat me. as if like we're not even friends at all.

and I'm just like wait I I I think I. I've I've earned more from you than that. treatment you and your [ __ ] brother. so I'm just why I'm sitting here like. what's going on the truth be told is. this is um and let's go in the past then. let's go back in the past and this is. let's yeah let's go to the back so this. is I'm going I'm going to use it with. these candles as a as a little. demonstration sure but is this like a a. true story or is this like this is real. this is absolutely some Lord of the. Rings this is this is not Lord of the.

Rings okay is this JK rolling lead this. is okay so this is when I was born okay. just a baby innocent right shaped like a. can see that's an attack on my body as a. baby and that's don't baby body body. shame okay don't baby body shame yeah. don't baby body shame so you were born. this is post World War II this is right. after the war okay the Baby Boomers yeah. yeah okay um generation next thank you. anyway so this part is what I want to. talk about this section okay so this.

section of my life what's this section. childh this is childhood trauma all the. stuff trauma so just so throw that can. on the ground yeah right so but here. this is this is when um this is in 2000. when I thought wow my life is really. changing okay Mad TV Mad TV tonight's. show you know this is back when I did. Harold and Kumar oh right right all. those little little things all right. when this little phase was over this Gap.

right here was the darkest years of my. life this Gap right here yeah right in. fact one time I I was really bummed I. was in the patio and Brian Ken walked up. to me and goes I heard you're really. bummed about your career and I go I am. you know what he this [ __ ] said to me. he goes you should try taking acting. classes man like truth bomb like I [ __ ]. I could act I did a movie with you we.

were good you saw the scenes I se you. saw the scenes I can't wait for that to. come out actually good scene that you. and I are in all right so right so in. this Gap nobody helped me nobody you. know I didn't I me didn't even know you. right Y and I was struggling in this. business okay and now this is the new. era of Bobby Lee all right so you have. to understand that in this Gap right no. one helped me I was really depressed for. many many years I didn't really make a. lot of money I thought my career was.

over and in this new thing is. Something's Happened where it's shifted. a bit for me okay but you have to. understand that this comes with a little. suspect I'm waiting for the rug to be. you know what I mean pulled underneath. me yeah right the the the house to. collapse right you always have that fear. right so when I go into any kind of. relationship or any kind of business. engagement there is you know I put my. walls up and there you know cuz I this. whole thing I don't want that to happen. again all right give me those two cans. I'm going to show you something Asians.

in their wall okay I'm going to show you. something just cuz he's better at. learning through visuals so this this is. this this is the point in time that. you're speaking about right yeah and. these are all the childhood before it. they would go over here right and that. Gap that was there between between this. point 2000 and and now yeah remember. this Gap yeah okay so yeah in the event. that that happens again yeah after this. little Bobby Lea fun time yeah wouldn't. it be be nice to know you have friends. because that are real that thank you.

Rudy thank you for understanding let's. let's back no because what you have to. understand is that at this point right I. thought I had allies like your types we. weren't we were we never didn't we were. never not allies you wait so you're. telling me that there's people during. this time that spoke the same way you. spoke okay and then when this happens. again right when this Gap happens again. right. where are you guys going to be and I'm. just protecting myself for that moment.

no you know what you know what I get I. this is like the probably the most sort. of real vulnerableness I've ever seen. from him so I'll say I understand that. thank you all right but all I can tell. you is all I can do is do what I've been. doing yeah you know that's all I can do. yeah and like you know at some point you. more than him I trust I. think dude I do I do literally. everything for you I testing you with. that St it's so annoying I do everything. for you I do everything for you I just.

wanted to see what your reaction was Cal. true that wasn't true it was just a test. is it that right it's a bad test Bobby. listen this listen I'll say this then as. your friend understanding all your. trauma understanding all your weirdness. I'm just telling you right now that I'm. going to continue to keep doing. everything that I've done uhhuh and keep. doing it until one day you can go all. right I trust you you're my friend uhuh. you right that's all I can do okay and I.

yeah I just feel like this has been an. attack on me and I honestly yeah it's. all been I've been defensive the whole. time no that's not true you attacked. Griff the first three seconds of the. show that's joking I J yeah but your Jo. that's your defense mechanism all the. time to deflect from being real about. anything all right fine all right. anytime we get real he goes your. knuckles you know you have some [ __ ] to. say okay and I just was vulnerable here. vulnerability was was vulnerable here we. still love you I love you.

tooo I love you as well pause I love you. as well Andrew Andrew I love you. too I do I do okay well we love you all. right yeah obviously let's just relax. everything fine yes it is fine. everything is fine and we're glad and. we're and we're glad that Griff came you. you need to go you checking your watch. you're good it's just you know you know. what the problem is when you have one of. these like spes you get all these. notifications for [ __ ] that you know. well maybe you have so much hair there.

that's here we go and we're back we're. back. maybe how has it been at the house R are. you okay yeah is everything okay yeah um. everything's fine the construction is. loud the dogs are wait you guys are. staying at the house during the. construction yeah I thought you said you. were going to go out he's cheap I have. too many animals and then it's like um I. have a cat named Ming yeah and she's. peeing. blood okay yeah so just put it it. outside yeah no that's what you do put. that cat outside no no you put you put.

it down no that's I'm saying you put it. outside oh you don't put it outside let. the outside take care of put outside um. I have to be honest with that should be. handled on the streets I love I love. nature bab I love Ming more than I love. some of my. cousins all right I love my right I love. my animal last night we spent a lot of. money to get her [ __ ] urinary checked. analyzed she has a UTI I don't know we. had to get x-rays right we we went over. there and it's shit's expensive how many.

animals do you have now six oh Jesus I. have six animals petting zoo at your I. know and I you know I have a dog named. Remy we had knee surgery oral surgery. all that stuff what do you ever can you. ever can you guys start getting new dogs. no they they hold on to them forever and. then they regenerate I'm saying like. they what we I don't know what you guys. do it's freaky you you had dog for 25. years [ __ ] RoboCop dogs. you know you know without my animals I. think this Pand pandemic would be.

couldn't agree more difficult I actually. said that I love your dog I actually. said your dog is so cute I was like man. without my dog has helped on on shitty. days for some reason but are you. struggling I want to know how it is for. you cuz Rudy doesn't get enough. attention and love H she needs to she. needs to know that she are you. struggling in the house no it's fine. well let me show you something because. you're such a big hunter hunter fan we. had somebody reach out to you to say. hello to you. okay Rudy it's me Hoka from hun hun I.

just want to tell you you are the best I. think you are the coolest knife girl in. the world Santino you're too angry cool. it out bro and you Barby R you're a. crazy weird round squishy little man and. I love you I love you. all wow that's Hoka from Hunter.

Hunter Isn't that cool it's cool that's. ahoka that's her favorite character I. understand but who's doing the voice. there Hoka the real the guy that does it. okay listen to it again is that really. the real The Voice guy listen you can. tell is this like Cleveland on white guy. doing it listen this is she knows it's. it's a listen ready this is youy it's. you I just want to you all right here's. the real deal wait wait can we it's not. me first of all it's not me yeah second.

of all I tried to get the real Hoka I. DMD Hoka for you I dm'd him and I and I. wrote in Japanese in Japanese I wrote. him uh because I said a friend of ours. is such a big fan it would mean the. world to us if you um if you could uh if. you could be on the show and he said. back to me in Japanese buzz. off buzz off did he really no but I did. send him a DM. I sent him a DM look I sent him a DM in. Japanese you can see it everybody can.

you roll the outakes please of Andrew. filming it and the fun he was. having I that's not my voice but I have. to say without umud Juliana it's. meoka having Rudy in the house has been. a lifesaver I know huh she does. everything she brings a lot of light she. does everything in the house so this so. he's an endangered endangered servant is. that what you're saying no no we have we. have Bargains I don't want to say that. as. no we have a bargain she gets to sleep. with in one of the good.

rooms are you like is it like Harry. Potter like are you under the stairs. like yeah tonight you get to sleep on. two bales of let me ask you something. are you happy with the room you're in. have you walked around the house and. been like this room would be better you. think you're in the better room is what. I'm saying of the bought a [ __ ]. cabinet and [ __ ] hey hey hey you're. supposed to do that stuff what else. would she be doing yeah where she's. supposed to put her stuff yeah yeah she. am I am I good uncle to you yes oh thank. you really very good uncle to her yeah. but I mean what are you what else are.

you going to say right now. cuz Okay let me ask you this let me ask. you this Juliana all right and since. we're now because you've seen this. episode right I'm getting obliterated. here that's not I'm getting obliterated. so let's oit since we're here right why. don't you I'm going to give you the. opportunity to give me give me some. criticism of how I could be better as an. uncle to you in the house this is. wonderful yeah I love it you can start. with like showering more things like. that go ahead.

um I think you can complain. less oh [ __ ] hey hold it hold it what. what do I complain about everything. everything okay hold it hold it there's. got to be more um I think that you can. make our lives a bit easier with you not. being dramatic. wow.

I isn't she. Lov is that is that is there more is. there more is there more keep going girl. um you can um try to clean your mess and. not wait for others to help. you get to his. [Laughter]. acting this is great keep going um. you're just getting started there's one. that you're holding out and I know it.

there's one that you really want to say. you can say it he said you can say it go. ahead um I. think you don't need to save your. boogers okay for me because I try and do. my best in the house and then I respect. you okay okay so just just to clarify um. just so when you say save his boogers. yeah so you mean he digs in and then he.

brings them to you he collects them and. he tries to punish her with them that's. a thing that he does go on go on have I. ever put a booger on you yeah oh yeah I. have I have a bloody one one time on. your. back this all the CH just one I know and. I apologize for that it's okay it's not. a two booger minim is that it yeah okay. I have some things I need to express as. all that about rude oh yeah all right. all right don't be vindictive I'm not.

being vindictive what the [ __ ] what you. do what the [ __ ] do you think she was. doing wait wait wait acknowledge what. she said first I acknowledge it and I I. heard everything you said all right yeah. but you're you can't get revenge right. away I'm not going to get revenge man. yeah this is you're you're building up. no I just you know okay you know. um every once in a while in the house I. would like an ally you know because it's. I get ganged up on and and you no matter. what Kila says you agree right no matter.

what it is you know she could say. something like Hitler was all right and. she'd be like yeah uh Auntie Hitler was. all right she doesn't give a [ __ ] right. um that's dope though she stands by kilo. she stands by like for instance today. right I had some extra steak left over. on my salad just hear me out all right. and I'm feeding them little chunks of. steak just meat fresh meat who the dogs. the dogs yeah little leftovers you would. you do the same I do do that I did it. this morning exactly right and she comes.

in all judgy like what are you doing I. go I'm just and I go don't tell Kila I. did that huh it's too. much you know what I mean I just want to. say it right and I want to too much let. me say something to you little brat oh. hey hey she didn't use any slurs no. slurs she didn't attack you she could. have I know she could have right could. have you w. you little one is that better you little. sweet person sweet little one sweet.

little person and I want to say this is. that like I I don't want to live I don't. want to feel like I'm being spied on. right and I I I also don't like narcs. right and every once in a while you know. I would just like you to like let things. pass every once in a while so I don't. get in trouble all the time okay I have. a question do you have a secret. agreement with Kila to to like watch. over him no it's a blood packed did she. say to you hey when I'm not around no. watch this [ __ ] yeah but she.

know but she knows she gets points from. Kila when she does yeah yeah that's what. it is let me ask you another question. all right if I said right now hey you. know what I want to stop by Starbucks. and get a cup of coffee don't tell to. kala will you tell. her maybe now I. [Music]. won't okay wait and what so are you. starting to see that you start to see. the eror in that having a you got a BRI. that's the thing Bri her yeah I gave her.

a three what what's our contract two. weeks two weeks without abuse abuse but. also give her some more money bribe her. bribe her with money and stuff they like. money and stuff young young people want. money she's not like that if I say hey. can I buy you some shoes I don't need it. but if Kila bought her shoes it'd be. great but she just wants you to give her. the money for the shoes so she can buy. whatever she wants yeah anime and all. that [ __ ] that whatever ever she wants. that's what she already [ __ ] knows. whatever she needs I'll get it for her.

you know that right yeah right do you do. you have an iPad yeah who got you that. iPad you exactly yeah but don't rub it. in I'm not rubbing it in I'm just going. to these are factual information I all. right well then don't say it's it's a. rub it in tone you so your who pays for. your phone you exactly right but do I. ever rub that in I never until now no. exactly right but you forget about that. [ __ ] don't you hey hey hey hey hey hey. hey hey you forget about that little. [ __ ] little [ __ ] don't you all right.

whatever you need if you said uh Uncle. TI I won Hunter Hunter season 19 you'll. buy it I'll buy Hunter Hunter season 19. okay all right without using it against. her I think this is fair what he's. saying yeah yeah yeah you know he's. going to work on some of these things. but you can't just immediately be like. you know I take. col Bobby was drinking Starbucks and he. gave the dogs always Nar on him you. don't always but there is there should. be why why do you do it I only knark on.

him when he does things the wrong way oh. see there we go what okay what's give us. an example what's the wrong way the. wrong way is what's the wrong. way um when when he tried to give food. for the to the dogs I think it's the. wrong way because the dogs are getting. more spoiled MH and then the dogs are. asking okay so it's not Health thing no. not a health thing but so this is like. an opinion thing though maybe so you.

ratted him out because you have a. different. opinion and this is why I love you man. you know that's smart thinking and. that's the right approach so I'm just. want I'm just saying like very nice but. let me tell you something yeah back me. up I'm going to split the difference no. don't split the difference I'm this. right here this right here will dictate. a lot between us all right so watch sure. of you thank you and I know uhhuh you. probably do give the dogs an insane. amount of.

[ __ ]. sometimes yeah because did she right you. know what I'm saying yeah you want to go. to war no you want to go to war with me. I'm saying Am I Wrong sometimes okay but. let me let me step in on this though why. did you what why are you expecting less. yeah he got you an iPad he pays for your. phone yeah he he said you living in a. house he said he'll get season 19 of. Hunter Hunter whenever you want you're. not even doing [ __ ] there's no equipment. over there so now you're telling me that.

when he does that for something else. you're like oh this is wrong so maybe. you're spoiled uhoh wow oh [ __ ] maybe so. maybe you shouldn't get an iPad and you. should start paying for your phone bill. maybe right oh. shito Rudy Rudy Tito Andrew will pay for. your phone okay I'm just saying you know. you guys Belong Together honestly they. perfect you guys are perfect for each. other I honestly cleans up his mess. Jules Jules Jules the honest truth since.

we're here since we're talking honesty. and being real the honest I I. may I've always wanted to have a. kid I really I I've always wanted one. and having you around the house gives me. a glimpse of how great a kid would be. because um let's get you a kid no I'm. just saying he's afraid why don't you. have the [ __ ] up let me finish one my. [ __ ] compliment right. and but if I ever have a kid I will want. a kid just like you a you could adopt.

adopt her she's [ __ ] 19 now well then. you're good no child supp all the. [ __ ] kick her out whatever you. need and I always tell her I go you know. just when we're driving or whatever and. we're by ourselves I always say you know. and what drives me crazy is cuz she has. a auntie Louisa right just don't roll. your eyes right and in the car I asked. her just on the drive over here I go Who. Do You Love More aune Louisa or me I. knew her longer and she's family yeah.

right I go but what has she done for you. that's a diplomatic thing right there. but I don't like it she's no no longer. that's blood yeah but I think that um. deep down inside I'm better for her and. I love her more where's atie Louisa is. she back in the Philippines Yeah well. yeah we don't need her anym but guess. what Auntie Louisa is here come on out. Auntie. L Jak uh I got late. already you got Co tested yesterday. today too every day oh for your TV shoot.

yeah I got one Tuesday as well did you. get one yeah about a few weeks back yeah. have you ever gotten one nope shit's. terrible I hate it yeah I also they just. kind of like they do probably a thousand. a day so they don't give a [ __ ] about. your nostril they just got you know mean. as if they're turning but butter yeah. like they're like they're whisking some. eggs for an omelet man it's just why. can't they do blood don't they do blood. or no it's only in your nose yeah but. it's like it's intrusive it they jam it.

into the top and there's a chemical. where there's like a chemical like it's. like a methy kind of chemical and and. and you could and you sneeze every time. I don't know if you I sneeze every time. did they ask you if you did you guys do. the antibodies to see if you used to. have it no I didn't do that I just I. just did the straight test see that's. what I want to know because if you have. the antibodies then I'd be less nervous. about traveling and all that stuff like. I would scare me less if I had it. already so do you let me ask you about. traveling do you have any dates lined up. or no I was going to do a college gig. and then they made it virtual so I was.

like yes you got paid for a virtual gig. dude I want to do that so bad that's. amazing it's college so it doesn't. matter but but but I haven't I I keep. pushing him back same I just don't know. about getting on a plane and and a. certain point too though you're like. just like how much money is enough money. to be like okay I'll get on this plane. and deal with the the the connection and. deal with like you know what I mean yeah. but I feel like I first of all fly. direct always it just depends on some of. these places man ion I do that was the. thing I did last year I said I'm not. going to go if I can't get there one way. if I can't just land in the city and get.

there by car close I'm not going to go. drive stop twice Drive I can't do it. anymore I it just wears on you by the. way did you see the guy who killed bin. Bin Laden he got he posted a picture of. him on a plane not wearing a mask and. said I'm not a [ __ ] did you see that. well listen here's the problem Delta. banned him from their flights and uh the. irony of this whole thing that many. people explained in the thread but this. is what the internet does right away. they're like [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] what. an [ __ ] who cares if you kill B lad. that's a dick move he's making an a.

military joke when you look at the photo. I'll bring it up he's sitting on a Delta. flight a guy next to him uh Bin Laden. killer no won't wear mask he a guy sit. next him was wearing a USMC shirt uh. Marine Corps shirt right here he's. wearing a uh a Marine Corps hat sorry US. Marine and and see it's he wrote he. tweeted I'm not a [ __ ] but he probably. did have a mask and he was just making a.

joke that's the joke right so he's. making a military joke about the Marines. right that was what the thread turned. into by this time his wife had made him. delete the Tweet because she's like you. went viral why did what did you do like. it's all over the place yeah he shows. her what he did thinking it's a joke and. Delta now bans him from flights yeah. because it says I'm not a [ __ ] he had a. mask you know he just took it off to. take the photo cuz he thought that was. funny it's all of this stuff is getting. out of hand isn't that [ __ ] crazy. though it's out of hand also also ballsy. moved by Delta Banning the guy that.

killed Bin Laden he might come back. after your ass I'm not messing with a. Bin Laden killer it's like it's a sort. of like yeah he wasn't by himself by the. way on the flight no when he killed Ben. Li yeah he didn't fly he didn't fly. there on like a Southwest he just. happened to be the guy that walked in. the room he was the first one I know but. I've seen the movie like he you act you. act like it's not insanely hard to kill. it's difficult I I would I I would have. killed all the kids in the house before. I could been L you would have killed. yourself first yeah I would and it shot. my [ __ ] face you know what I mean.

Bobby we're going. in yeah yeah I would have been dead. first my that's not my point and and and. I thank you for him for doing it but I'm. just saying that he was with a bunch of. guys with the little light thing and. it's a bad joke he's like I this is a. bad joke or this thing is going on here. this is a bad joke. this Griff gri [ __ ] you Griff all right. I'm just saying but this is a bad J the. problem with this is now you know the. internet gets a hold of things they. create their own narrative but ban him.

from Delta ban him for making one small. stupid joke that's a little over the top. yeah we are not going to stop people. from wearing masks he's probably wear. wor a some people are going to wear it. some people are AR I'm now in a point of. view is go ahead don't wear a mask but. I'm gonna I'm going to wear one yeah but. I think you should I just think this is. him thinking it's a funny thing he. should have just sent this as a text to. his friend listen not to the [ __ ]. internet I hate wearing a mask just like.

I don't always like wearing a seat belt. or I always don't like have you know the. things that you have to do doesn't. bother me I hate it I can't stand it. it's just you know but is it because. your ears are wide far apart there we go. there we go are you happy I love it go. stop going stop no you do have a big. head but go ahead but what is it he it. said is bigger than mine proportion to. his body yeah proportion wise you're. right you're right that is true okay. he's like he's like a yellow it's it's. still bigger like if somebody peed on. the ground and they roll they roll it.

into. a if ant's head bigger promotion to his. body still your head's still bigger okay. tell me why you don't like wearing a. [ __ ] mask I'm say I don't like. wearing a mask but at the same time too. I also don't like the energy people give. you about when you don't have a mask on. I think that is part of the problem too. big time you know it's like the people. that like you know you know like yo yo. mind your [ __ ] business. I say I say just put it on like no but. I'm saying you know like you but let's. say you walk sometimes you forget like I.

got [ __ ] Mas you mean you're walking. and and then somebody might hit you with. a like I I went to like go through like. a coffee bean drive-thru I'm in the. Drive-Thru you know and I get up to pay. and the guy slams The Thing shut you. know he's. like and just the way he was. acting you know then you get it you go. yeah [ __ ] give me my [ __ ] [ __ ] you. know what I mean I just can't like it. didn't have to be so demonstrative to. not wear one it just makes it a whole.

thing where he just be like you know hey. we need to wear you know sure he could. have been a little bit nicer that's all. I'm saying people can be a little bit. that's you're F what is it coffee bean. yeah you go you go through Jack in the. Box they're like take off the mask man. no one gives a [ __ ] over here understand. you're in a drivethru you don't think oh. maybe I don't need this and so you know. it's not like I was like I'm not I'm not. trying to be like a i Haven in a. drivethru i some drive-throughs are like. yeah you got to wear a mask to cuz they. wear them and just take it through the. window and I don't come near them no. there some places so but I'm saying it's. not crazy that I didn't have the mask on.

right it's not like I'm walking into a. [ __ ] you know Rudy is an anti-masker. antia anti- mask she says that all the. time. she go I don't wear mask anti yeah you. don't it she's very uh adamant about it. okay Griff's gonna sign off the show for. us look inside that single camera and. say thank you for know what you're going. to do you're just going to cut it off. [ __ ] you why what are you talking about. every time you guys call me you're like. okay Griff do this and then you hang up. on me will you just look at the camer. fuing do it look at the Griff Griff I'm. out wow wow wow the disrespect.

disrespectful the disrespect anyway. thank you for for being a bad. [Music]. friend wo. [Music].