Back To The Old School CLEAN| Ep 229 | Bad Friends

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I am wait or no I'm not no you are no. Mone yes you are you are all right let's. start the show and then um I just and. then did you know that Delaney has a. prison tattoo on her finger what Delaney. you went to prison she has a prison. tattoo on her finger let me see um what. does it say no it's just it's a stick. and poke a stick and poke yeah that's. that's what Bobby calls his sex life. stick and poke ow ow owow it's not.

sticking Asian have a shop of. penis let's not go into negative let's. go into positive did something happen. though I can't yeah no nothing well I. have to go to Winnipeg I'm bummed about. that morning for Tom's thing one show at. Tom yeah Winnipeg do you know where that. is on a map it's probably I'm not making. fun of you because I don't know I assume. Winnipeg is um more East Canada I think. it's middle maybe middle I have no idea.

yeah I genuinely Don't Ed Ed Edmonton's. more left it's it's Alberta's where. let's zoom out Carlos that's pretty. Central kind of oh that is dead center. dead center wow it's right above. Minnesota one oh my God I'm Jing I got I. got to fly all that way how long is it. you think four and a half four oh okay. because you got to go nor you got to go. up and over you know yeah but it's also. like the um 330 not the I hate the order.

Crossing thing yeah you got to give. paperwork and one time I was doing a. movie and it was years ago and I had to. wait there for hours in like a little. lab room in the Canadian border in. security sec I can't even speak to it. I'm so tired security room not a lab. room why am I saying all let me tell you. something by the way congratulations. I've been watching the worst roommate. show like I said wow are you being real. yeah the second season I'm I'm I'm Cru. cruising through it I love it so much.

but the amount of. murder too much the woman that filmed. her own that recorded her own. death wow wow wow she turned on a. recorder and she's like what are you. going to beat this out of me and he. did she asked him and he did and then. you they have it on tape yeah it's. that's crazy yeah I didn't see the first. season oh really I only saw the second. season oh my God it's so good I was. going to go back to the first season I. do that with movies too do you have. roommate Delany yeah I do don't how many.

um five Jesus Jesus Christ you have your. own room wait a minute do you live at. home are you talking about your parents. no wait you have your own room I have. yeah cuz we have a house starting junior. year you move off campus. ooh. fancy I moved off campus wait a minute. how old are you 21 you're a senior now. yeah I get my own electrical slot so I. can plug in my iPhone oo oo.

you know and my roommate Samuel she gets. the second one underneath it with her. iPod. oo Delaney five people yeah how much is. rent with five sneak in there you these. guys don't need attention yeah um it's. like. 2,000 for you mhm you pay $2,000 to live. for four other people where where are. you living Palisades are you living in. Beverly Hills no New. Orleans wait a minute you don't live in.

LA only like my parents are here you're. nor from Orange County no I'm from the. palates um what are you getting so angry. for man I don't know I don't know time. out $2,000 per person so it's a $10,000. a month house you're renting he's like. you can get a nice place for that in New. Orleans is that right though so it's 10. grand a month in New Orleans so all of. you are paying. $2,000 yeah probably you don't even know. what everybody pays well because I'm not.

asking like my other roommates you don't. ask each other that's not a point of. some of them I don't know that well oh. so you live in a home with people you. might not know yeah you're perfect for. this TV show yeah you're too I don't. think so she's too fancy for me I'll. tell you she's going to end up in the. news 100% remember remember that girl. Delaney we used to work with called. years ago dude yeah the weird they found. her foot in Florida they found her ankle. in in Tucson Tucson Arizona Tu yeah they. and they still haven't found her. butthole no yeah yeah what do they do. with that yeah I think they shot it into. his space cool killer though no just.

hear me out I know I'm just saying right. a killer with a necklace with all these. little Rings don't you think little. butthole Rings yeah yeah yeah but. they're dry you know what I mean what is. that this is that puka shells no man you. know uh you uh uh Froot Lubes oh that's. cute yeah you take Froot lubs you put. them in the water then you let it dry in. the sun right and then it just has this. like a rubbery like. anal you you're feeling it's like a. rubber anal kind of smells your necklace. you like calamari I love it this is.

calamari oh nice yeah yeah what is this. an ear necklace yeah from from Vietnam. Vietnam craziest War craziest war in the. world dude I mean look at there's so. many of them you know I mean appar was a. trend those are the biggest ears I've. ever seen either it's like me I have hug. yeah I have little ears hoi man what a. guy what a trail he makes Trails so deep. and you know those TR but did you know. that hochi man it's a little fun fact. give me before he was H that's not a fun. fact it's just a fact pretty fun to me.

um before he was um you know the guy. right he went all like he was like a a. baker in France for a year I'm not. kidding no way then he went to New York. and then was like he worked on films. like went to a film company worked on. fil was like an artist no he was just a. world traveler you know you know uh a. worldly man a cultural worldly man and. they found saw what was going on in this. country and he came back he was like. that's it that's it that's it.

I love making croissant you I mean I. love this film we're doing about you. know this film butterf life film my the. photographer what would have been if he. actually became a director instead of. going back home oh my God like imagine. if he made really good film I'm trying. to go see long legs tonight oh it's. going to be it's you like that everyone. says it's phenomenal do you see it and. scary right I have my a different. opinion creepy I have a different. opinion all right you don't like it it. is creepy what it is creepy it's very. creepy creepy the tone of the movie is.

very creepy um it I mean at through the. whole movie you know it gave me. hereditary Vibes in terms of like they. said got the tone right but then there. are times where I'm like that doesn't. make any sense or what is that what's. going on what is going on with the. little orb you know I mean the doll orb. you know what I'm talking about yeah. yeah yeah I don't because I'm going to. go see it tonight yeah but if I say doll. orb you're not going to know what that. is well I see it in my. head well you know what do orbs are well. I'm just obsessed right now now with the.

afterlife because I watched this guy on. Tik Tok I don't even know if I sent it. to you there's a guy on Tik Tok who goes. to graveyards he cleans the grave and as. he cleans them he has one of those. machines that picks up electromagnetic. Vibes and then it says words through the. voice box and I'm not when I dude okay. he'll go he'll go he it'll go it'll go. thank you and he's like am I'm cleaning. your grave Charlie uh how did you die. and it'll go. stab there's no way dude does it let the.

spirit there play it play it for. him my name's bar sorry little one it. was hard for me to hear. you away h.

stop if I heard that I would just go to. the car I. know wow dude you think those are like. demons and stuff there's got to be I. mean look people that haven't passed. over right isn't that the theory yeah. stop I already know what it is there's a. little person behind that grave store. going. eat I mean how do you know that it's the. grave thing I don't understand there a. machine that does it so there's a box.

there's a Spirit Box and Spirits can. electromagnetically communicate through. the box and it it's filled with like. thousands and thousands of words and it. electromagnetically picks the word and. it comes out so it'll be like death oh I. see striking I see what you're saying. mom right right Bob yeah yeah that's it. we should buy one a ghost box and it. records but what if there's some words. in there that I'm a spirit and I want to. say it and it's not in the [ __ ] box. it gets as close as it can like which. ones are you trying to say mega.

would that be in it I I bet you know. what I mean Voldemort it's loaded. Voldemort for sure is in a spe I don't. think Voldemort's in the SP when you put. that against a gravestone yeah he just. does a thing and then as he walks. through let's get one let's go to. Hollywood Cemetery done and let's. experiment with this stuff man. absolutely we can go to like humphy Bor. is it who's buried over there humpy Bor. isn't Monroe isn't Marilyn Monroe we got. to go to Marilyn Monroe's thing at. Forest Lawn we go they're all there. right like May West all these are there.

uh uh um Paul Newman right there's all. those oh I love your pizzas Paul he'll. say thank you will they do that yeah oh. wow Paul you make the best pizza sauce. yeah thank you wow have you seen my work. no but I love your pasta sauce I can't. name a movie. yeah but um wow and I have to say out of. all the Hollywood male stars from back. in the day he probably the best looking.

Humphrey barard or oh Paul Newman yeah. not even close bro he killed it back. then he was so handome dude so handsome. dude if I look like that now oh I. wouldn't even be here right now dude but. there's two kinds of Hollywood guys. there's a Paul Newman or there's a St. McQueen Steve McQueen yeah so so Steve. McQueen is our. generation's probably like either. Charlie hunam. or or or uh what's his name Tom Hardy. yeah yeah and Paul Newman is like Austin.

Butler oh I was going to say Gosling. Gosling I think Austin Butler a Austin. Butler no you're right you're right but. but but I think Gosling is hotter. gossing so hot He's the hottest guy in. Hollywood Delan you like that guy you. like Ry Goos not really. what give me a star that you like uh. Jake Gyllenhaal is my favorite yeah he's. bab he's a mega babe and he's jacked. he's jacked I saw him one night at a bar. on Fairfax and I didn't realize how big. he is yeah not St tall he's [ __ ] huge.

his arms were massive yeah Jilly you. know his choke with me H because I met. him one time I swear to God so my you. know my friend Jean yeah they're best. friends right and so um Jean. goes you can come to the dinner I I can. come cuz finally I can come where was it. Damian right so I come to the dinner and. you when you're at dinner like that. everyone's like either a showrunner or. like huge person yeah so I'm like I'm.

there like you have to read the. pockets uhhuh you know what I mean. nowhere to slip in exactly nowhere to. slip in yeah exactly right and I didn't. slip in anywhere I found no pockets you. you no I was just eating I would. go you know what I mean like that kind. of thing no words to Jill I don't think. so he was so funny and then I got so. nervous I was like okay I'll see you. guys later and left right who is this. who's this she posted a pictures of the.

day she wanted to wear for her trip to. AIT this let me get this right this. young lady yeah went to. owitz and she did like a get ready with. me yeah yeah I mean I'd like to see what. she wore that's what she wore it looks. great yeah so people on the internet are. mad cuz she said get ready with me to go. to aitz is she Jewish um she Push pause. for a second she doesn't look Jewish but. the spirits at ashwoods probably look at. her like look at that fat.

[ __ ]. yeah yeah me was that a. pig oink oink you know what I mean the. spirits didn't like her didn't like her. yeah no they I bet you they did she's. very pretty what she's a Bachelor. contestant and a. redond yeah I mean if like I imagine the. the spirits see that they're like ohot. what if you had the little machine they. would probably say hot.

I yeah it's like it's not good not today. hot hot if they have that little I can't. hot it's not even good you sometimes you. don't have to swing you I mean sometimes. they let the ball pass what the [ __ ]. they let the ball pass all right let the. ball pass a couple times you I mean. don't go hot hot you know what I mean. that's what you. did let's try it again let's try it. again dude so this girl.

this. girl she did a get ready with me to go. to aitz and this is her outfit she wore. yeah it's just a black dress and. sneakers now is that disrespectful what. is the appropriate thing to wear to. owitz I got to say it's probably that. but probably not well we have a resident. Jewish kid here Nick what's the. appropriate thing to wear to aitz. something understated. understated solemn something drab and. quiet not loud imagine doing get ready. with me to only go to tragic sites. right get ready with me to go to.

Hiroshima yeah get ready with. me get ready with me to go to Chernobyl. today we're going to be visiting one of. the most tragic weird [ __ ] up sites. you've ever seen yeah get ready with me. now I'm doing a blush that's very like. blow you away blush get ready with me to. go to Ed gan's house we're in Wisconsin. all right we're at The Farmhouse okay. and this is the lamp so this lamp this. lamp is made out of human skin right and. I know I'm wearing Gucci right now and. you know oh my God and this kind of. looks like skin I mean that's I think.

what Prada was trying to say so that's. why we're. here I mean how could it is funny look. I'm sure she didn't do it. disrespectfully she just planned to go. to aitz for the day which millions of. people do and she was like here's what I. wear isn't this what she does on the. internet she shows people her day yeah. she posted this as a part of her. schedule aitz in the AM and well yeah. you got to go in the morning you can't. go to aitz at night that's [ __ ] bro. if you had a daughter and that's what. she was a social media person and you're. in the house and you're carving I don't. know what men.

doood I'm just making a canoe yeah. you're making a canoe right right and. she she constant get ready with me get. ready with me and let me oh my God oh my. God look at this look at this would you. snap no no cuz she's probably I'm like. shut. up I bet she's making a good living you. would have snap Nick yeah I would go. crazy that's the funniest part the best. packing hack for going to awit no make. sure you pack food there is not a snack. bar yeah wow visiting tragic locations.

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about this IBM commercial not IBM Pepsi. commercial yeah and how he goes here the. light you know what I mean MH in the. light put your face in the. light and you told it on ran I said Onan. the biggest poast platform yeah yeah. yeah yeah yeah yeah I don't really want. anybody to know this story I'll go on. Rogan and tell it yeah yeah millions and. millions of people Sunday I'm at The. Comedy Store I have his name on the list. I'm up at like 8:45. it's good spot very good spot yeah and.

ask anyone that's working I've told this. these guys this um he's not there I'm. literally getting brought up and he's. not there I'm like you know how you. go M he ain't coming come here right MH. and as as I'm getting called up somebody. at the lot goes the ba Michael Ba's in. like it's a whole thing like sirens go. off the Bay has ascended right so they. obviously let him park there. yeah yeah yeah and so I just yell I go.

just do you know what I mean the back. bring them in the back set them right. and then I I'm literally walking the. stage while I'm on stage he's walking in. with his Entourage so cool yeah and you. know you're mind you it's it's so it was. like 80 people you know how sometimes. main room no o okay you know the O is. sometimes light on a Sunday yeah. sometimes yeah yeah but you know what i. k you still did good I you did good I I. survived did good thank you Daddy I love.

you okay kiddos and then what happened I. know I just lo you oh no I I and and as. I'm walking off stage he gets up to meet. me in the back so that we get in the. hallway and he goes hey man I go yeah. you know I mean I don't even know what. I'm saying but you know we worked I go. yeah we work you know me then Pepsi like. yeah oh yeah and I go let's go in the. back and talk about. it right you drag him to to take drag. them to zos Higher Ground you get to be.

on that's your territory thank you. vulnerable in the hallway in the back in. the back this is my you regain power. It's My Den yeah that's your Den yeah so. you sit the Bay down so funny nick okay. I sit the Bay down and now I'm like how. do I you know what I mean I got to. figure mhm so immediately like like a. coward I go well you know sometimes in. podcast no I swear to God do that you. know sometimes in podcast you know like. I experience the story and then when I. say it's like like you know I have to. make an entertaining for the people. whatever whatever create conflict you.

know what I mean yeah and he's like whoa. whoa whoa what are you talk what and I. go yeah and he goes no my you know just. the girl I'm saying right is she she. said that you mentioned it but I never. heard it is do you think he had to have. heard it no really no because it turns. out. she is. a she is the fan oh so she's a she's a. Bobby Lee fan she's said I think Bobby. Lee talked about you in a podcast okay.

right then we just start talking for. like an 45 minutes or and it was great. Hollywood stuff he was um super not I I. couldn't believe how like um reachable. he was you know what I mean and is that. the right word uh I mean reachable Rel. relatable relatable relatable yeah. reachable what the [ __ ] are you talking. about. um I mean you did reach him I did reach. him no and he was like so like super. open and nice and we about a variety of. things and did it end well yeah really.

good was it like hey let's he just like. you know he was just kind of like you. know I mean I really want to do. something with you or something like. that I Little Bay movie huh I don't know. little B movie you know things like that. are sad and I just take it you know I. mean with what it whatever it is right. you know chalk it up sometimes they. forget but my point is that you won't. forget it was a positive thing and. apparently he hung out there all night. and like Jason Collings and some Comics. are like he's still here we're hanging. out he's so cool you know what I mean so. he watched more shows yeah stayed there. I laugh and he just stayed there all.

night everyone's saying that he he was. the Nic he's such a nice guy and it was. a fun night I want to be like you when I. goow up you are because guys like the. bay you actually go golfing with and go. to like Oregon and some of these Mensa. like I don't know these steep State. these Mena deep State like private. [ __ ] Mansion parties I'm sure you go. in there too mein on yeah yeah we go. to yeah yeah but there's something going. on with you I'm not I'm not in the party. I'm ad Jason it's it's funny the way.

that he can say this and the internet. will be like what is going on man what. parties is he get to go to none I sit at. my house all day he does he sits around. all no I actually do [ __ ] all [ __ ]. day he does I do [ __ ] all day you know. what I did today I wash my car and it's. my favorite thing in the world to. handwash my car and I went to a little. shop in Burbank and I bought all my. little supplies and it was really nice. cuz the girl didn't know me which is. always nice and she spoke to me like a.

car guy and it was like it I I like that. like I'm a nobody cuz I am a nobody but. it was nice she didn't like sposed. you're like a car guy what like you're a. pet boy what the we were talking cars we. talked we talked about stuff we like we. talk about certain waxes and soaps that. we prefer c c can you improvise that. stuff or no even if you don't know if. you don't know what you're talking about. yeah I think I can do it okay just try. that oh have you ever tried this caruba. wax oh with the car caral chuba well.

that's what it was originally called. what did you in 1972 right caral racks. no caruba yeah but they used to call it. carobu CaRu yeah it wax like noou owned. it yeah exactly carobu yeah 1972 off of. Hud car I don't know why you're doing. Asian accents sir I'm just here at the. car car manufact I'm sorry about that. that's a little I see you and I think I. don't know but when you do. great sorry I'm so sorry I'll get I'm so. sorry you know I'm going to leave no no. no I'm yeah yeah yeah wait a minute am I. the customer yeah you're the you work.

there I work here yeah holy [ __ ] I'm. fired. yeah how offensive you know I mean I. wonder if you did that they would leave. right 100% unless they're from Japan. then they'd love it I don't know they. might not know what was going. on excuse me you have a a Cano Rock uh. yeah we yeah we have it up there but. it's on the top shelf and it's uh pretty. expensive oh are you you from Tokyo.

too maybe they would do that oh I would. remember you what's three Mitsubishi. Avenue uh I think Bonsai Bonsai way oh. next to the McDonald's yeah yeah yeah. yeah it's a good. mcdonal um yeah wow no I talked car. stuff and it just felt nice to be like a. a human with someone instead of but can. ask you about the wax yeah what about. [ __ ] oh I love it I know but and because. I've I've never had wax on my car I know. I can sell yeah yeah I'm waxless you're.

waxless and people seem to like it still. who likes your car people go nice ride. except for when they see the other side. it's a piece of [ __ ] it's smashed to. [ __ ] I know know you're right but um. what does the wax do my friend it. protects the uh it protects the paint it. protects the uh it doesn't get skin. cancer what are you talking about yeah. spf35 is on there it's in the sun all. day that poor oh yeah yeah so ums the. paint it keeps it shiny and fresh and. glossy and more than anything if you. watch watch Karate Kid you would learn.

wax on wax off it's more about patience. it's more about life lessons it's deeper. than just getting dirt off a car it's. about connecting to these roots of like. I purchased a thing I want to take care. of it I want it to look nice it's work. you sweat it feels good you get. meticulous it shows it shows a lot of. different things in life so Mr Miyagi. was teaching him I love that scene D. remember it probably does make any sense. but what do you mean it makes perfect.

sense oh so he's waxing cars he's. painting fences and then one day you. know mean M does that and he does this. like if he's painting doesn't make any. sense it taught him patience and timeing. oh that's true okay and he had to do his. chores someone had to do all that [ __ ]. right but what a cool scene I mean one. of the best movies of all time I think. so Daniel's son that's right Daniel's. son it's a metaphor wow Daniel's son. that was a great movie phenomenal I love. that movie I I mean I honestly I could.

watch it right now can we put it on no. no yeah can we throw it on please but um. okay I dreamed about going to do crane. kicks at the beach standing on one of. those old wooden things I thought about. that all the time yeah but here's the. thing you there's things that you. like like you have little things like. you know you go you you can go to a golf. store and look at the little like you. know the little what am I looking at. I'll tell you what you're looking at. you're look at the little jackets that. go over the like little you know what I. mean this part the little jackets well. you know like you know how oh like the.

one next to Andrew yeah right there I. called those a little jackets oh a. little Club jacket yeah a little Club. jacket this is a little Club jacket and. I'm going to call that from now on okay. good I go can you get my club jacket. please and then you probably look at. like um you won't believe what that's. called what head cover oh head cover mhm. I didn't know no I know little it's it's. not something that I I'm I'm not. interested in it right but you have. other thing interest like cars like that. kind of stuff yeah you can walk into. like a pet boys I guess yeah walking.

with Pet Boys yeah yeah yeah and look. and go oh look at the collaborator you. this this goes really well with the rot. collaborator rotation cuffs what right. rotator cuffs yeah and the oil petroleum. oil is very good with these rotation. clubs petroleum jelly you put petroleum. jelly all over Exxon has the best kind I. don't know what they my point is is that. and you that with watches too yeah oh. German maid or whatever you say you know. what I mean but it's like I literally. have none of that yeah we like different. things no I don't have any interest I I. can't go into any store and go oh look.

you know what I mean look what not true. yeah Chinese stars you you like yeah. this one was IM manderin clothes you. like uh shoes sex shops sex. stores I mean this is all true you have. the same meticulous love it's just our. loves are. different it's I think it's different. shoes though no there's not a I don't oh. yeah I guess you maybe right yeah I'm. like that with. smells fragrances been to my house yeah. have I there smells all over my [ __ ].

house yeah it's a fragrant house yeah. yeah I have I'm not kidding you I. probably have. 450 colog of various kinds yeah that's. yeah that's that's and then I also have. oils for the little rocks that I have. you know what I mean so I guess I do. have little things you have little. Trinkets and you would do and you would. go to a little trinket smell store and. you'd want to smell everything I want to. be a man is what I'm saying I don't have. man things yeah you do can tell me one. you have um.

animals cats you have dogs but they. don't live with me right yeah well. that's what I'm talking about it okay. let's move on you're manly though you. think so I try to rate good show. me so what time you going watch long. legs tonight I'm going to go see long. legs tonight yeah you're going to like. it it's pretty cool but I'm going to go. alone oh that's good cuz I want to be. he's scared yeah yeah and you can't you. can't do that when you're with somebody. yeah he's probably. I mean what a career Nick Cage the best.

yeah because there was a while where he. wasn't he did all those small movies cuz. Hollywood probably pushed him out why. did they why he didn't get in trouble or. something he didn't anything he did that. one remember the Christian movie was one. of the worst movies ever what was it. called left left behind left behind one. of the worst movies ever made I don't. remember that's yeah he phoned every. scene in it was one of the worst movies. you got to watch this movie there is on. right there yeah pH yeah yeah I mean. there's literally one scene where he has.

his like Captain's head over his face. you can't even see his face he's just. saying his lines you know what I mean he. hated it and he but they probably paid. him a lot think about how hard that is. go back to the poster and you see all. those people in it like this could be. the break of their lifetime and he's and. he's just like [ __ ] it yeah Chad Michael. Murray Cassie Thompson Nikki wheelen. Jordan Sparks yeah I gota be love Jordan. I don't know who those people are am I. stupid Chad Michael Murray is famous. what I'm stupid 20 years ago Jordan. Sparks was a pop singer.

right oh I know him yeah yeah I know him. personally you do. yeah no seriously we have lunch on. Wednesdays I know we have lunch every. Wednesday that's no way yes Jim me and. CMM that's what I call him I didn't know. that was his real name wow he's a good. guy no I never met him but I bet he's. rad I mean think about that maybe maybe. Chad was like [ __ ] this film's going to. be awesome and then the guy that stars. in your movie is like [ __ ] this and. Bales would that would bump you break. your. soul yeah I mean um I I think they were.

also going oh they didn't like it either. I don't think so terrible strip it's you. have to watch it's one of the worst. movies ever made well it's about what. he's a pilot and a a plane disappears. and it's no no this is what it is it's a. Christian so a Christian production. company made it you got me so basically. the Rapture all right right so like one. day just people just kind of disappear. and then the clothes just fall to the. ground wa and it's like six dudes left. going oh oh [ __ ] where oh no we didn't. believe in God what do we do right and.

he start R party I know dude number one. I would go to the pharmacist yeah right. unless the pharmacist is still alive no. they're gone oh good he's in heaven. right yeah he's in heaven so [ __ ] I. would go you know like Drugstore Cowboy. I that's my one of fantasies deloted you. know I mean I would just go try to find. all the [ __ ] right get all the and then. you know what I would do dude I fantas. about I fantasize about this all the. time dude I can't wait right then I'm. going to go to San Marcos why San Marcos. California do you know why why that's.

where the real doll factory. is God right so I go to the pharmacist. right probably nine pharmacists get all. the I'll relapse I don't give a [ __ ] oh. [ __ ] I okay I'm so excited so I'll. relapse right so then I'm going to get. cars probably still work yeah cars work. everything works until it stops working. yeah yeah but you can't get them fixed. that's right but I I you assume that for. the next 20 years you'll be a find cars. that you'll be fine you just keep. getting a new car switch cars go to San. Marcos right and I would go to but I.

don't know how but they they like pre-b. belt you mean I get 20 of. them don't you think I think you would. just go in and use it when you're done. you'd leave no because I don't want I. don't want to live in San Marco I think. where do you want to live everyone's. gone I would I would go to back to. Malibu or something like a nice Beach. property okay then get yourself an. 18-wheeler truck and load that [ __ ] up. with sex doll toys and bring it up to a. house in Malibu bring it to Spielberg's. house and pack that thing with real. dolls I so I I have all these fantasies. what I would do the real doll factory is.

where you'd go I'm trying to genuinely. think if if that happen and a bookstore. probably a. bookstore yeah because I because I like. I I need to be doing something I so I. was like I'm going to read you're not. yes I am yes I am you don't read now. what's the difference I would learn to. read I'd be so bored you can't just [ __ ]. a real doll all day long on deloted try. me yeah yeah eventually you're like oh. Hemingway you Sun Also Rises I don't. even know what I would do I can't even.

imagine what I would do if like so how. many people are gone of the population. it's it's like almost everybody only a. few people are no half the population is. proba oh well that's a lot of people. still left okay but I have scenarios in. my brain when I go to bed I think of. these things what imagine if there's. only 50. people whoa on planet Earth you'll never. going to run into anybody so what would. you do you're never going so you're. alone basically this is the scenario. yeah what would you do the first thing I. would do. yeah you can't kill yourself. boring boring yeah don't kill yourself.

no you want well you stay I'd stay alive. but you're never going to see anybody. again so you're the last person on Earth. basically yeah you don't know that. they're there the 50 so you're never. going to see them but what if what if. you run into one of them yeah yeah it's. the most annoying. guy like who would be the annoying you. think to have on Earth yeah it's not. going to also be because it's like if. there's 50 people like a teacher from. high school that's still around right. and there's probably half of them are. women right probably and then probably.

seven of them that'd be great if it was. 49 dudes and one chick and you got to go. find her oh wow the. hunt so what would you do 50 people the. first thing you do first thing I do yeah. boom everyone's gone clothes drop boom. what do I do well at first you would go. like what what's going all that what's. going on panic panic sheer Panic so. after a week you find out you know what. I mean that you're there's no one around. then what do you do I'd go to go to. Downtown LA go go to Skid ow because the.

bodies are gone but the drugs are still. there right right you know they leave. all the belongings is that where all I. mean there are other drugs other places. where are they CVS no no I'm talking. about H I'm riding the horse I want a. heroin so I'm going downtown kiddo I'm. going to a safe needle drop spot and I'm. grabbing those needs jamming them in my. arm and also downtown there's a. Lamborghini dealership and I'm grabbing. one of those things and I'm on the horse. as I'm flying through LA on that stuff. I'm driving right to the sunet on the 10.

yeah. dude justed out of my. mind whoa dude dude going I'm as fast as. I can just slamming into [ __ ] and then. as soon as I get to the beach where. Washington meets the water right off of. the pier into the ocean no oh yeah dude. yeah and then I'm jerking. off wow 100% but what here's the horror. what if you can't die oh [ __ ] like. groundhog yeah like groundhog you can't. die well then you find fun to do every. single day right I would jump well a.

couple of times you want to jump off of. something you want to know what that. feels like yeah also fashion you could. just wear whatever you want well I'd be. naked I'm not going to well I'm not. going to bother with clothes socks and. underwear i' have like those gigantic. green Rave. pants right with the loops with the tons. of loop I've always wanted to wear one. of those little [ __ ] hats with the. little. propeller right and you know what I. would wear one of those like you know. the Eric Griffin masks oh the big nose. the big nose. masks right and I would probably take a.

tattoo gun and just be tattooing. yourself I I always post Malone at yeah. on the face yeah but would I put just. like a bunch of. fours four four just all over my face. what it's some arbitrary number right. yeah it be and then all of a sudden they. come. back then I'm gonna be like what I got. needles in my arm at where have you guys. been insane my teeth are all gone yeah. wow it'd be fun to pull out a tooth that.

would be fun oh that's yeah the things. that could go wrong I'll tell you what. would go wrong what if you get sick oh. yeah well so this like I don't know how. chemo works or how to get it I don't. even know if I have how do you even know. you have cancer I go to the scripts. there's no one there I don't even know I. press a button I don't know what to do. you just sit in the machines by. yourself yeah yeah you print it out I. can't read this yeah and you leave wow. wow that'd be a nightmare it would be. that's the you know and you know what. the lesson in life is guys we need.

people so be nice to each other that's. exactly what the we need each other we. don't we don't want a. society uh without whether we agree or. disagree we need each other. MH I've always you know I mean that yeah. here's another fantasy I have at night. yeah because you know I need fantasies. before I go to bed and over the years I. just put scenarios in my head and I go. what if this happens so I I'm a big fan.

of the movie Highlander love right so. what if you couldn't die but you were. born from the beginning of time right. and you had to just live through time so. you so you so you're Immortal yeah but. then in in my head it's like if I looked. 5' two in Asian I could only hang out in. Korea until like. 1960 in my mind I think that right. because there's no way there's no part. of History yeah right where i' be. completely accepted you know what I mean.

well yeah what do you mean what do you. mean what do you mean what do I mean. what place What place would you be. accepted forever what Korea China I. probably learn all the languages Asian. langu pass for Mexican he bro see all. right maybe he sold me on it I probably. wouldn't even know how to get there. until 1960 if I was you yeah and I. wanted to last from the beginning it'd. be the islands oh anywhere on island any. Island they're never going to [ __ ] with. you cuz you look so native yeah to a a.

place surrounded by water you look like. a guy you so much for saying that I've. always thought that but thank you for am. I wrong so much you look like a water. boy yeah yeah but then who would I have. sex with what do you mean no Nick you're. not around who would you have sex with. on the island yeah well people would. inhabit it natives would inhabit it. right right just brown people like. Samoans and stuff it's a dark yeah. darker use oh darker use darker use yeah. yeah but in my mind yeah I wouldn't even. see it know what a white person is may. be what a what a blessing but but here's.

the thing to never see a white yeah but. in the but in my mind I would love to. been at historical places oh okay like. like me like like go to the like Jesus's. shop did you have a little store a. little yeah yeah yeah like oh this nice. otaman not like really get involved he. would probably know who I was like oh. you're the guy that you know mean that. we God made from a long time whatever. but what if Jesus was you go to a store. he's real chatty yeah like I walk in. ding ding ding do they does there is. there like a hey welcome how are you.

brother hey I'm just new in town you. know I'm. from where are you from. Palestine welcome thank you whoa there's. something different about you because. all the other stor they won't even let. me in well let me tell you something. with those other people they don't have. a heart like me oh my arms fell off oh. hold on. who you're welcome thank you what's your. name. Jesus hello Jesus. last. name.

God oh hi hi Jesus God hi hi what can I. help you with today what are you looking. for oh I'm looking for um actually a um. a guillotine do you make those we make. Guillotines yeah is that what oh they're. called from where I'm from oh they call. him. Gilla a guillotine yeah yeah yeah we G. Gia yeah oh Guillotine been saying it. wrong for a long time yeah yeah because. we get a brochure or Guillotine brochure. and you know yeah it just spelled.

guillotin I got to tell you I I got. they're going to kill me soon I got to. go they're going to be killing me soon. when today oh yeah people I trust a lot. oh really yeah some of my best friends. actually oh because I was running into a. guy named Paul you know. him. yeah good dude yeah yeah yeah good dude. he taught me how to serve last week yeah. yeah yeah at the Dead Sea oh cool no. waves no waves and we still served it's. unbelievable body boarding body boarding.

yeah cool all right I have a real. genuine concern I need your help hold. on because I want I want to help you. please oh he's got to. pray. M I love you so much and I'm going to be. here as a friend this is friend talk. with Bobby Lee and I'm going to be an.

open [ __ ] vessel and I am going to. I'm not going to go for comedy I'm going. to go for real okay so what is your. problem my friend are you being. serious mom when I go Mama g m right and. I do friend talk I'm 100% serious I'm. not going to go for comedy I need your. help go ahead I forgot my iCloud. password and I don't know how to reset. that [ __ ] thing and it's really been. driving me. nuts no what is my I really have a.

concern and I'm being serious about this. my memory feels like I'm I'm slipping. away dude I'm bro I swear to [ __ ] God. dude I the other night I thought I was. losing my memory I've like started to. forget things way more of me too me too. and here's another thing dude the other. day I was laying in bed and I was like. trying to think of Arsenal players that. I'm a big fan of and I couldn't remember. like four or five of them what's going. on with us no I'm being real me too I'm.

not making this up and so there's. something in the water Something In The. Water there's something going on where. I'm like forgetting things or sometimes. I'll pleas play stardew Valley and I'm. like like like if I have to pick turnips. or not turnips um what oh what was it oh. yeah it was melons I go I you just. forgot that I forgot that I know I know. and I was like running to cuz I had to. pick melons right because I had to make. pinkcake oh pinkcake yeah because it was. a say pancake no pink pink pink cake oh. pinkcake no I didn't say it like that.

okay all right right and I'm like. because it was [ __ ] Haley's birthday. right no Penny's birthday I forgot that. see right and then I was running and I. was like what am I running toward whoa. like I didn't know what I was running. toward I go what was I. doing and I had to think for a while I. go oh yeah melon melon what but when. you're running for melons and you forget. it that's that's a danger I've been. running for melons my whole life dude so. what is going on with you tell me what.

you forgot I'm doing little things now. that I used to never do my memories. usually I'm usually very sharp and well. for you I've always said I have no. long-term memory it's crazy it's gone. but the shortterm used to be so good but. I'm doing things I used to never do that. would bother me like what I'll put a. thing somewhere forget where I put it. and I never do that wow I lost a car key. dude I lost a car hello what is going on. the other day I was like where's my car.

key no I'm being real where is it I lost. a car key it was in my hand in your. hand the woman at the dealership goes. well you got the car home cuz I have the. second key and she goes so it's. somewhere in your. house don't you don't know I can't I. cannot tell you yeah and I'm telling you. this without fine my I would have no. [ __ ] devices oh my God thank God for. fine my dude without fine my no devices. isn't that a cousin of yours fine my. yeah yeah that's what I meant my cousin. runs.

around where's my phone I find it and he. just runs around dude you me I'm. forgetting stuff dude I'm getting a. little worried I'm not gonna lie dude I. I I'm I swear on my life right now dude. scaring me I'm literally going through. the same thing it's been the last couple. of weeks I go am I losing my mind in. fact a couple of times didn't I tell you. guys at on this podcast where I go am. I forgetting things do I see like I'm do. remember I said that but you know what. I've learned to Humble us out Stress and.

Anxiety can make you feel like you're. not remembering stuff but it's because. your brain is overwhelmed there's to you. know what it is there's too many things. clogging up the production line and so. nothing can get produced my God you know. when a chip bag gets caught you know. like a chip bag it's like oh [ __ ] and it. gets caught and you poop poop another. one and it gets another one in there. that's our brain what's a chip pack a. chip a bag of chips in vending machine. yeah and all it needs B9 sometimes you. go B7 and oh it meant to do B9 and now.

you're getting the [ __ ] you know what. I mean you need a six oh you drop and. knock everything out wa I never thought. about that yeah yeah yeah so I'm taking. an A6 in a couple of days you are I'm A6. in out to Hawaii and what are you going. to do there golf don't even golf mahiki. you're going to golf there come on I. want to lay you w who you going with who. you going with who you going with. a good friend of mine barbad.

salamanan barbad salaman was my Shaman. for many years oh I know you told me. about I read his book barbad Salam yeah. yeah the one thing I hate is Happ nights. he wrote Happy night he makes me dock I. don't want to he makes me dock with him. but that's because you're trying to. connect energy. yeah barbad is a strange guy yeah when. you and I dog yours swallows up mine it. does and it's like it's not right it's. it's the power your power is too much no. you know what it looks like you know. those little attachments on a vacuum.

you're your yours is the attachment hose. and mine is the one that Clips in oh. right right right I I suck it in you. suck it so hard what does the rest of. the summer hold for us greatness we're. going to Montana going to oh yeah well. make announcement we we're going to. Montana because Bobby's going up there. to shoot a movie or a TV show a movie. with who what who is in it that's good. good who's in it what why who's in it. Jim beloi. famous you love him yeah what do you. mean Legend yeah he's the man yeah.

According to Jim to that guy that guy. and he's got a weed show right that's. great is that and then I'm doing it with. uh Miss Jones oh my mom hi I was. downtown in Katie's apartment today. ready to help her the move we'll chat. tomorrow is that a. translator it's. probably it's probably like phone. transl yeah I love you show her so much. when I saw her I hugged her so. deep they were happy to see you when.

they ran into really love them let me. see let me read you this poem though. real quick I am the mayfly. metamorphosing I can't even read it I am. the mayfly metamorphosing on the surface. of the river and I am the bird which. when spring comes arrives in time to eat. the mayfly I am the frog swimming. happily in the Clear Pond and I'm also. the grass snake who approaching in. silence feeds itself on the Frog I am. the child in Uganda all skin bones my. legs as thin as bamboo sticks I am the.

arms Merchant selling deadly weapons to. Uganda I the 12-year-old girl Refugee on. a small boat who throws herself in the. ocean after being by a sea pirate I am. the pirate my heart not yet capable of. seeing seeing and loving wow what are. you looking up what is that he goes wow. oh I saw something wild what' you see. Wild I was at a coffee shop and the. gentleman making the coffee had one he. had two arms but only one hand and it. was wait wait let me stop you know me I.

need visualization he had two two arms. and what one hand one hand was missing. very good yeah he had had a yeah okay. the hand's missing okay and and I didn't. notice it until he handed my handed me. my coffee with the obviously the nub. hand yeah his but the nub was inside my. coffee and he mve like yeah got all over. the place yeah no I assume it was the. one with the grip no like a chest piece. he went your move right your move oh. it's like a rook he was Rook to pawn. rooked upon yeah rooked upon latte. rooked upon I see no but he had but he.

had one hand and honestly I'm not. mocking him at all he was unbelievably. fast doing the orders taking the. thing and it was so quick and I thought. how is it no fingers I mean he I mean. look yeah yeah move things around like. like that well I mean I mean let's say. there's a coffee cup right here. right if it spills most of the time it's. most of the time going to Spill and. maybe the Nub's more sensitive it had. one of you know you know the coffee.

sleeve you put on the outside of a cup. he had that on his nub yeah I you know. here's what I don't like you know here's. what I that's very funny you know what I. don't like when they have n but only two. fingers chop them get those right yeah. you me yeah yeah I mean it's like you. know just commit to one you know what I. would do every time if I did have a nub. every every time like the like this like. that rock if I had a nub yeah I'd be. like yo throw me that rock yeah yeah. toss to me ah [ __ ] I would do it with. the nub hand I try to go for it with the. nub hand and people would laugh yeah.

because it's a good bit got like do you. know you got to give yourself a little. bit right right right like he I don't. think he said anything about it cuz but. if I'm him you know what I mean what no. I I would make a joke about it yeah dude. you know you'd have to say something. yeah yeah it's like you uh you what kind. of milk what kind of milk do you want. what oat milk okay yeah uh you want do. you want anything inside of it vanilla. here's I here's why I don't want inside. of it what you're. nub I think it'll taste funny excuse me.

yeah I just don't want nub in my coffee. you're rubbing my nub the wrong. way yeah yeah yeah now rub it for good. luck for real yeah yeah yeah thank you. you'd have to pound everyone you'd have. to you know it'd be cool if you had the. one hand missing and you saw another guy. with one hand you you probably from. across the restaurant. go and they go right like we relate yeah. yeah now by the way did I over tip the. guy with the nub yes you did under tip. he need half as much right yeah no I I.

over tipped him I put 20 bucks I put 20. bucks in the thing yeah but but it it's. he's not the it's not like you know what. I mean no like I'm I'm a sucker you're a. I felt bad but it's like I shouldn't. feel bad for burn victims well you see. them all the time are they burn victims. you see them a lot yeah when was the. last time you saw a burn. victim parump pump Nevada that's where. they keep them yeah yeah I saw one burn. victim in pump you go to rump yeah yeah. you know what I almost did yesterday. here you go on the way to the store I.

almost went to Carney and it's been. years since I've had a hot dog at Carney. love it that place I know I should go I. I I I don't know when's the last time. you had a hot dog yeah when's the last. time you had a hot dog uh three days ago. from dogh house you eat hot dogs that. often I love hot dude let me say. something about Hot Dogs Wait what you. eat hot dogs more i d bro that's why I. always purposely go to Chicago airport. for the hot dogs because I need a. Chicago dog me too but it's it's a very. special occasion you're eating a.

midweek you're eating like a hot dog on. a Wednesday yeah that's insane D I love. them hot dogs and I've been really. getting into Smash Burgers as of late. but I love dog house that's nice but. always something bad happens at dog. house you know why you know why why why. because dogghouse is where I found out. that my dad was dying are you serious. and you still go back yeah I was in the. Burbank dogghouse I remember sitting. there I didn't even eat my meal you left. the dog yeah I left two dogs two dogs. and tater tots I got it yeah yeah and.

I'm you know and I go yeah Dad I go oh. [ __ ] every time I go to a dogh house. something bad kind of happens ever since. then you think about your dad yeah maybe. that's what that's so sad yeah it's very. sad we should go make it a happy we. should go to dog house and do something. for your dad and want to do that I would. love to do that yeah why have his ashes. maybe sprinkle some on there on a dog. yeah yeah I usually just do mustard but. I I could yeah BR the spirit radio see. he's there we should bring the spirit. radio to the dogghouse see if we can. contact your father through dog through.

hot dog yeah pleas did your dad like hot. dogs hated them that's why you [ __ ]. hated them yeah maybe they he hated them. right you know I was on um this lady. goes I saw the Rolling Stones last. weekend and they were great and she. showed me a video what the [ __ ] how the. stones how are they still doing it yeah. mck Jagger just going out still I mean. how's he doing killing it he's probably. the he's probably in the best shape ever. he's 80 but it's amazing Keith Richard. is alive because yeah he smoked what a. pack of marro maros every day for like.

30 years or whatever yeah and he's still. up there it's proof that it's all. [ __ ] it's it's it's it's it's an. accident delane's young she might die. tomorrow right it who knows you could. live to be 96 years old I know chances. are actually higher that you'll outlive. in fact I read a study that says some. people that exercise too regularly have. a higher risk of dying because stress. that exercise puts on your body it does. exercise has stress there's stress. related things that goes to your heart. yeah like my my organs don't move much.

they don't need to move yeah maybe. they're being preserved in my body yeah. you're pickling yourself yeah I'm. pickling my own body that's great heavy. stress heavy stress from like guy people. who usually live look working out's. Obviously good for you but people who. you live a lifestyle that work out often. tends to be the same kind of personality. traits of people that lose sleep because. they're overworking some people die from. drinking water never well if you drink. too much yeah there was one girl that. did it one time that's I'm talking about. what's that the girl that died from. drinking what did she drink like eight.

gallons of water no there was a college. kid who took Molly and he got scared he. kept drinking water and died that's how. you die on Molly you think you're. dehydrated Indiana woman dies from. drinking too much water I wonder what. the like the um the first sign is a pain. a dizziness they say dizziness and and. you start to get headache real bad. headache and then you drink more water. thinking that'll help your. headache interesting that is crazy man. it's like when you know somebody's on. like a reality show like alone or are. are naked and afraid yeah they can't eat. right away no like like I'm gonna get a.

[ __ ] Philly cheese that would kill. you well you throw they throw up usually. your stomach is shrunk by that point you. could die maybe even what would you. what's the first thing you would eat. peanut a peanut like if I'm like on on a. show like alone like I okay give me a. peanut first cuz I don't want to die I. don't overwhelm my system one peanut. shifts in Electro levels can cause. serious complications including seizures. heart failure and Comas if you just got. off the show you and I did Naked and. Afraid yeah all right yeah we're done. they're like anywhere you want to go.

anything you want to eat we don't go to. right to [ __ ] Barcelona and go to a. restaurant no you you have to go to a. camp they they they have doctors and. stuff that observe your body I know I'm. saying the first meal you have when you. get home but is this is right when I'm. off the show or when I go home let's. pretend that it is for the sake of are. we going home together you and I yeah. we're going out to eat together yeah. okay so we would probably go to what. restaurant would we go to. mastros I would want I'd want steak. potatoes vegetables salad I'd want a. [ __ ] little little bone.

marrow I would slurp up some bone marrow. and that bacon that that that crack. bacon I want crack bacck bacon sugar. crack bacon baby and then I would get. [ __ ] Seafood. Tower oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. oh you know what we get caviar M with. creme fresh right on on your nipples. I'll lick them off you really yeah yeah. yeah it doesn't even have to be crem. fresh for me it could be your my my. creme fresh yeah yeah my creme dude I. mean I would literally probably do that. if I was starving you're hungry enough. yeah yeah if I had some like caviar but.

i' I'd make you watch me cook you know. what do you stand right there while I'm. cooking yeah yeah okay anyway if you're. going to eat the chef's meals and the. chef's got a taste as you know he has to. spoon his own that's enough I don't. think bread would be good would it oh my. God yeah like a whole sourdough bread D. we went to dinner a couple nights ago I. ate a whole I you know when they bring. out the Bread Basket I ate the whole. thing to myself oh I love [ __ ] house. it house it yeah my wife is like what. are you doing yeah I was like I we. didn't eat lunch I'm hungry there's. sticks in there you like when they do.

that or I'll eat the sticks you I don't. like the sticks you don't like the bread. sticks I like the warm like bre bread. you like the pretzel bread that's what. you like how do you know that that's my. favorite how do you know that about we. eat together that's right I love the. pretzel bread yeah I love pretzel bread. buns on like hot. dog you knew who has it I don't care. what you say weener szel yeah yeah I. know you like that Chicago dog with a. pretzel bun that's it dude weener. schnetz I'll tell you my glorious day of.

eating a perfect day of eating for. breakfast like we said baked [ __ ] oh. sorry yeah of course [ __ ] yeah yeah. baked beans your that's my second. breakfast right yeah yeah yeah your. perfect breakfast is beans spam a rice. egg and kimchi done lunch Chicago dog MH. with the pretzel bun mhm tater tots with. some some of the spicy like like dip oh. yeah some sort spicy mayo yeah dinner.

now here we go here we go I don't. know that's what I mean I don't know. there's so many options too many yeah. the Chicago Cubs have invited me to. throw out the first pitch and sing the. seventh inning stretch in Chicago no. September 6th against the New York. Yankees. wow yeah and congratulations I would. love for you to be there I can't okay. that's I will not be there fine I'm. going to watch you pitch are yeah your. mind you come out with me no I'm not. going out there dude come on they're not. gonna know me you'll be the catcher I'll. be the pitcher just like in real.

life gay sex. joke congratulations that's a huge thing. dude I can't wait man they reached out. and they said they would it'd be you. know they would love for me to do it so. I'm gonna throw out the first pitch you. and I here's what I want to do I need to. warm up will you do I'll do it will you. warm me up I'll warm you up dude okay so. congratulations you want to watch me. warm up on patreon you got to watch me. and Bobby are going to go in honor of. Brody Stevens we'll go to a cage in uh. in what is he what is it uh huh we'll go.

to one of those cages up north in the. valley somewhere where he used to throw. congratulations that's a huge thing yes. Santino yeah I'm gonna get to throw out. the first pitch and sing the seven. inning stretch which I can't wait it's. funny how you don't think your friend is. big but they are you don't think. I'm so me no you know no you I mean you. don't look at me like I'm just your. friend Bob you don't think of. like what you know I don't think of you. like a famous.

guy you I do yeah you seem to yeah same. to you same to you too but you but you. know yeah it takes you out of it's just. weird well when you see like I'll see. like you know Nikki Glazier on something. I go oh [ __ ] yeah well she's on. everything yeah or any of your friends. well you watch a movie and go oh [ __ ]. that guy's in the oh yeah that's my. friend he's in the movie yeah yeah thank. you for being bed friend of than you for. being a bad. [Music].

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