Aoki's Science Corner | Ep 176 | Bad Friends

you two are bad friends who are these. two idiots a white dude and an Asian. dude you two are. disgusting you two or something we're. bad friends you know what happened let. me say something right you don't open. the episode I know you're trying to do. off the episode yeah yeah he really and. here's the deal first of all we're back. we're back we back we're back in days. it's me and Bob and fancy brought uh a a.

sub a substitute Asian aasian asan and. she's back the Liz is back what's her. name Lizzy win Lizzy that's your name I. love it Lizzy win is in the house does. anybody ever call you Lizzy yeah they do. like cuz I go by I go by like DJ Lizzy. Liz and they'll like what's up you're. not a DJ I'm not a DJ what would you. what would she play if she was a DJ what. do you mean what kind of stoke she only. yeah she is Steve aoke oh no you kind of.

look like yeah you look like Steve is. your new nickname I A's in town what's. up he does that too when he waves thank. you for coming to the show in Vegas I've. seen him do that speaking of great Asian. moves in Vegas I want you to Google that. looks exactly like you Liz there you are. Liz your no your name's not Liz it's. Aoki Aoki there you are hey that head. shot can you hook me up with your that. photographer that was pretty cool I got. you okay hey look up look up Asian poker. player uhoh boob falls out this girl.

named Sashimi that's not her name that's. she goes by her name not Sashimi her. name is sashimi look click on it what is. her name what's her name click on the. one of the links and see one of her. boobs fell out during the Poke during. the uh her last name spring roll I mean. Simi look at her okay that's not the. photo I have a big pair but look it says. wardrobe malfunction one of her boobs. fell out of her shirt during the poker. game but what does it say her name is. Shashi.

no Sashimi oh Shashi aren't you Asian I. am what kind did we get she's not real. this is not a good one you have Asian. parents were you adopted I have Asian. parents both of them yes are you sure I. was I I have two Asian parents but I was. raised by an Asian. grandmother so you should be really up. to date super Asian this is this is like. when you do a software update on your. computer like you should be really this. should be we should be running at the. highest that's it right there okay so. one her tis just fell out at the poker.

table oh dude I thought you said I. thought you meant it fell off her body. and it so I'm like what the [ __ ] is cuz. I thought you had like a you know. implant and it came out what you come oh. it just came out no but look though and. this guy this poor bastard look at this. idiot trying so hard to not look at her. tip poke her face yeah poke her face. poke her face yeah pretty good yeah. pretty good fcy pretty but look at that. Sashimi raised to. 3,000 and 5,000 her TI yeah pretty.

incredible um it's a good move how do. you know this huh the World Series of. Poker is going on right now you watch. this no but it just made the news oh it. did so a friend told me about it he was. like did you see this video on the. internet I thought that maybe were fan. fan of shashimi I do like Sashimi yeah I. love I like nigiri just as much niri is. pretty good niri got kicked out of the. tournament quickly niri yeah Sashimi is. Gonna Last way longer than niri is have. you ever seen the card trickery of Omas. do you know do you know him you don't. know what's common that's the part about.

it all right we'll be right back after. Sushi should we do some sushi jokes I. talk but I want to say something about. why did they say to you uh sh what does. that mean a shamas when you walk into a. sushi joint they go Asam they did they. think that that's your name they think. my name is as sham yeah cuz I've never. heard that before yes you have no yeah. they're saying they think your name is. sham then why do I say it back that'd be. like they think that you're like tetti. or I weirdo wow yeah yeah that's like. them going Andrew Andrew yeah that's. yeah that's what they think what does it.

mean you guys know you know what that is. they did it on Curb Your Enthusiasm an. episode I don't know what it means but. um can we talk about eel sauce what. about it why do they even use it it's. for white people whites don't like it I. don't like well dude you can't go to. Japan and go can I have a e sauce well I. would never do that yeah yeah I'm just. saying I don't know but what I'm saying. is is that I don't know anybody likes it. right and yet it's like if you get a um. crispy rice with tuna yeah you have to. say um does that come with eel sauce and.

they oh yeah it do of course yeah no. then get it off and they're like boy L. cuz no one you know why they give it to. us cuz they don't eat it over there they. ship it to America and they're like. maybe eat here yeah they think we're. going to eat all is it eel it's eel what. is eel sauce you know what let's guess. before we I think they have to if they. change like if they made um Sunshine. cream if it was Sunshine cream I would. eat it but eel sauce I think it's eel. tears thickened and sweetened soy sauce. says perfect for it's also Nagi sauce.

yeah so it's thickened sweet sauce by. using what it doesn't have any eel. products no oh it's like Panda Express. oh [ __ ] you know you go to Panda can I. have the panda and they don't have it. because it's just the name it's just. sake mirin sugar and soy sauce it's a. lie it no it feels like there's eel in. there no there's no eel no I don't think. so why do they call it eel sauce I think. it's I used to work at a poke place and. they always you know D they always dress. it dress the eel in that sauce.

they always dress the eel in that sauce. yeah it's like Associated and so they're. like eel sauce it's like saying the. steak sauce yeah there you go I don't. like this at all whatever's going on up. in that Booth right today I don't don't. stop looking at each other it's like. saying mircat gravy yeah what's in this. I just gravy man I like gravy I like. mirat I don't like mircat gravy yeah get. out of get get just change the name. what's what's what's the thing you won't. eat at a sushi place. refuse you know like something that I.

get all the time but every time I eat it. it [ __ ] my stomach up and I I always go. why did you get that oie no what soft. shell crab. oh dude I do not like soft shell crab. yeah and then the [ __ ] it's is it. that soft too uhuh because the [ __ ]. [ __ ] gets in between your teeth two days. later you have oh there's the skin of. the soft oh look at that there's. Sebastian there's little Sebastian Myck. right listen well first of all as a crab. GR thicker [ __ ] skin yeah come on man.

what kind of [ __ ] will you walk around. with no. skin I be honest you grow like the. regular CR of [ __ ] Armor but they're. just all you know what they. are are they are they the case yeah yeah. they are that's soft shells are they the. case. hey get out of here hey get out of here. yeah yeah maybe they the gay crabs dud. back up back up get out of here yeah you. can eat me now is there a trans is there. a trans crab that was.

go I refuse to go there did did he go. soft shell to hard shell is there trans. crabs oh yeah trans crabs lives matter. did you go to soft shell to hard shell. or hard shell to soft shell I think soft. shell to hard shell I think you could do. both but if you're soft shell right you. can go to the surgeon and just add add. layers add layers and then as a you know. I mean a regular crab hard shell crab. don't say regular you it as a hard shell. crab that's a regular a hard what what. is it a hard shell CRA hard shell as a. hard shell um that I think that's that's. a painful.

operation take off the skin right well. you're also removing or you could tuck. you could tuck some of the you could. tuck some of the hardness you don't have. to pull it off right it's a choice can I. ask you another question please do they. have penises and vaginas do crabs have. penises and vaginas I know I I tell I. know I think the reason why this podcast. is so low yeah is because of me what are. you talking about I always go because. these are things that I question in my. own mind but this is a fine thought this. is a first this is science and biology.

science right now oh my gosh we like. pulled up a study no you can't pull up a. study you got to pull up something a. little bit simpler than that a see a a. by the way pubic lice popped up I know I. knew a guy in college that had pubic. lice what is it it's lice in your pubes. you know what lice is like little I know. what lice is and he got pubic lice but. why do they call it pubic I mean he's. just a traveler no yeah the lice just. went from the head to the pubic you got. to change his name he's like a.

mellin he's a traveler what about but. hair lice exactly my point is it's all. lies don't discriminate all lice lives. matter yeah that's what I'm saying the. lice right usually resides on one's head. and if they're a voyager and they. they're like the lower crof of you know. you know what it is they're Jewish Li. because they like the curly hair they're. sick of this hair they go let's get. curly and then they go down there and. they go This Is Our. Land right hey and they build a wall. little crabs and warts or whatever this.

is our land it's our holy land and there. is a small population of lice they're. not that there's there's only a small. percentage left yeah and then the. [ __ ] little crabs right are in the. [ __ ] the strip yeah they're in the. strip crabs which is the taint right. right right we don't be want to be at. the. [Laughter]. strip zoom in we do religious we do. religious humor here too bad friends. under the flap of the male they have two. penises Bob no left and those are. no it says he has a left and a right.

penis whoa dude he pick [ __ ] he imagine. if you got to choose what dick you were. going to use that day but here was the. deal one of your dicks was super long. but very skinny and the other one was. really thick but very. short Liz have you ever had a micro. penis no I've never never seen a micro. penis never seen a micro are you going. to make me you have a boyfriend I have a. husband you're married married is so. what does his penis like no I'm not. going to say that I bet it's great you. just lie you could just lie it's very.

large and then we could have moved on. yeah we could have moved on by you. saying oh I'm not going to say that. means micro penis I just told you I've. never seen a mic Mr has a small micro. penis oh my God you've never seen one. but have any your girlfriends seen. one yeah they said um one time she like. put her hand over it and she was jacking. them off and it wouldn't even like peek. through a yeah and so she kind of had to. do this if it wasn't a then that might.

happen yeah but what if she had a huge. hand you know yeah this could have been. a w Andre the Giant female. version the girl that got locked up in. Russia what was her name the WNBA player. please not let no she coulder yeah Les. Lindsay Griner grer Griner yeah what's. her name why can't I think of her name. Britney Griner Britney grer yes she's. got probably hands TW that would make. anybody's penis dwarf she's huge she was. in China right no she was in Russia Russ. she got arrested over there I think but. you imagine a w like I saw Kevin Hart.

just posted a photo of him with a a. famous athlete who's 64 this girl you. know and it was like shout out to short. Kings everywhere and he didn't even come. up to like her waist and I thought can. you imagine like what if you you Bobby. Lee what if you fell in love with like a. 64 65 chick she I match with a girl on. Rya that's 61 that's me okay no I no no. I'm saying it's me I'm that girl I was. pretending was that was you I matched. you [ __ ]. I swiped yes yeah I swiped I swiped yes.

um but she was 6'1 and I was just like. and I think we I didn't pursue it. because I thought maybe what I think in. bed I'd be fine with it but publicly I. just can't like bring her to The Comedy. Store well what if she whoop put you on. her back all the time wherever you go. she goes up back up up and thenum up up. up like a little trick you guys could do. tricks at the beach like those people. that do tumbling and stuff yeah up up. because one time me and Sarah you know. cuz Sarah was five 10 10 she's pretty. tall yeah and we were at in um Hawaii.

we're holding hands on the beach and a. bunch of jocks walk by us and they go he. paid for. her well in a sense no in a sense and it. hurt my it really broke me in a sense. though okay stop okay I'll go. there I will go there but I just need. time to get in there but in a in a sense. it's a scary door in a sense all right. so I'm in a haunted. mansion that's what this is all right I. see the scary door there it I'm creeping. up do. it I open it up right and then here we.

go here we go so what the [ __ ] do you. mean what the [ __ ] do you mean in a. sense in a. sense most times you dat somebody what. most times when you date somebody me. specifically or anybody a lot of men but. you definitely are paying for a high. majority of the stuff so you're kind of. paying for them but that's chivalry some.

would say but I'm what do others say. what do others say it's cuckery perhaps. cuckery it's cuckery it's cery it's. cuckery perhaps see I make the women. always pay every girl I've ever dated. I've never paid for one thing so you're. telling me I say you pay for the meals. you pay for the rent I'm not paying for. nothing because people you know when. people say online like Kila or Sarah's. only going out with Bobby Lee because he. has money first of all I don't have that. much money and secondly well I have okay.

yeah I have okay money I think you're. fine all right but secondly dude it's. like really because you know what a. night you know you you know that I'm a. nightmare yeah yeah you know my life. right yeah you know the smells yes my. sleeping habits my eating everything is. a [ __ ] nightmare right know what. cures it what. [ __ ] I but my point is is a woman would. has to endure all of my behaviors and. that means that they love. me they do love you but you do have to.

pay for. everything you're. right you're right to pay do you split. stuff with your husband Liz no he pays. he pays for everything so in a sense he. is like me the jocks would walk by and. go see her and see her husband yeah and. go he paid for that yeah but they're not. wrong yeah but they implied that she was. a prostitute and that I PID. like but but I know that you your wife. you pay for everything yeah yeah so.

you're the same if a guy walked by and. saw her and saw me and goes he paid for. her you better believe I'll tell you why. they would never say that I think they. said it because CU at that time Sarah. was a be she's still beautiful but do. you think they think she was out of your. league is what you're saying that's what. they're saying and people think that and. I I always think like but that's not. true like look of this of the girls that. you've been dating in your recent life I. think you deserve all them and they're. all now but back then I wasn't doing. well you mean physically no just in. terms of my Cur no one really knew who I. was but that doesn't matter I think.

looks-wise is what we're talking about. you think so out of your league means. physically when people look at each. other they go she's out of his like. andreas' wife is out of his League. that's true and I mean that and I'm not. even making a joke on the show yeah I. yeah it's [ __ ] unreal yeah she pays. for everything huh and she pays for. everything yeah which makes me question. her what's really going on is she on. Witness Protection Program sort of. program for like dat a [ __ ] weird you. know foreign you know what it is I think. it's a rehabilitation she murdered. someone when she was young and they're.

like we'll let you back in a society you. have to take in a foreigner who's kind. of like a o laa yeah he says R laa when. he comes but Liz yes you're 24 and. you've been married for how long did we. know that you were married no no one. asked that last time but wait a minute. you're married for how long I'm about to. go 5 years in August this month next so. you got married when you're were 19 19. and what does he do he does Insurance. how old how old is he he's 58 no he's. 242 I'm not 5 days older than him you.

met you met at church no we met in high. school oh high school swe is he the only. guy you've been with sexually yeah yeah. that's also that's also is that too. personal yes no yeah it is no it's on. her it's her call it's whatever she. wants to answer I'm proud to say that. okay that's awesome you're proud to say. it that's amazing yeah I'm very proud to. say that yeah now did you guys this is. interesting now you planned because a. lot of people lose their virginity no a. lot of people lose their virginity in. LAN ways right like people like I wish.

it didn't happen that way I feel like a. lot of women go ask good for he's white. he is white right no whoa what kind what. kind ask kind what kind is he wait let. me guess he's Chinese nope let me guess. the best kind he's Korean Korean he's. Japanese no he's Japanese no he's. Taiwanese not I'm not playing this game. right now tell us what could be knees. does he have yeah yeah Dirty Knees he's. a Mexican. oh wow oh we what a loophole a switch.

was like M Night Shan movie that was. insane that really was the end had idea. that was going to happen I didn't know. the ending would turn night that was. good she opened the door and I thought. but instead it was yeah yeah wow wow. yeah Mexican from here from must be very. great your parents are disappointed yeah. a little. bit he's from we're both from Arizona. yeah wa wait a minute yeah so you met.

this guy in high school and how did you. date the entire time you were together. in high school no we did not we met. freshman year and then he made it very. clear to me that he wanted to date me. and I didn't date him and then the last. year of senior year I was like he's. really cool and I took him out to. homecoming and he never went and I. always go every year and we kind of just. kicked it off from there that's wild and. then how and then so right after high. school you said well let's get married. like a year. after my college my first year of.

college yeah we were like let's get. married and we got married wow wow is. there a baby coming no baby don't want. babies either you guys don't want them. both of you no not anytime soon maybe. late 30s or something like that yeah. what is wrong with me because it's like. you know I just that wasn't even in my. thinking what at her age getting married. yeah well it wasn't even a option really. well there's a bunch of stuff going on. right now first of all you were smoking. crack at that point in your life oh yeah. yeah CRA is better than Mar also yeah.

someone's like you want keep have you. ever had crack way better way better. than marriage never and there's almost. no difference by the way they're pretty. similar no can you imagine though I. can't imagine it I had no money yeah why. would you want to get into it yeah and. then I well no one wanted to [ __ ] me. anyway I think that's the first the. first problem was the rock loved you oh. yeah I [ __ ] crack Fu I [ __ ] crack but in. terms of female vers the females they. didn't want to go out with me so there. was option in that way but it's all even.

if I did date somebody there's just no. way I had no money I had no I I I was. like I had to figure out financial and. all that stuff first yeah well your. parents are rich no um his parents are. rich no not at all either wow so you. guys are you guys struggling or do you. was the wedding tough we had a civil. wedding and then his mom wanted to have. a backyard wedding just invite yeah you. said she was Mexican yeah a. backyard they sometimes do them in the. front yards. from time to time front yard wedding.

I've seen those before yeah yeah yeah. yeah yeah yes well congratulations is. awesome amazing now what was in the. piñata that you broke during the wedding. there are some like uh. lollipops the little strawberry and. chocolate pudding none of the candy that. that the wrapper melts in your mouth for. you or no oh no no no no we didn't. really have much okay no no Boba or. nothing B no Mochi no Boba no none of. that well that's the wedding was a. beautiful Affair I'm sure and I'm sorry. that we weren't invited CU we didn't.

know you then but would would you have. invited us like now that you know us. would you invite us of freaking course I. would invite you we wouldn't go no we. wouldn't go would would you would you. let us would you let Bobby and I. officiate the wedding that would be. [ __ ] amazing yeah that would be an. honor we should officiate weddings yeah. and also I've never seen in a wedding. where you know how does you know how. they the pre preacher asks is a priest. or whatever okay who gives a [ __ ] who. gives a [ __ ] and they ask is there. anybody in the audience that. if there anybody wait it says if anybody.

in the audience if anybody objects to. this something like that say Please. Speak now or forever hold your peace. yeah but how come nobody says anything I. always want to say something what would. you say I I don't like it how about this. here it is yeah yeah yeah if anybody if. anyone me me me so let me get there okay. if anyone objects to these two falling. in love sir one moment if anyone objects. to these two falling in stop shooting. fire work inside the church flares flar.

FL any this is a great sketch he never. even gets to finish it he like if any so. please waving a flag yeah what would you. say okay how about this this is a bad. scenario but it's real imagine Kila is's. getting married uh oh and you're there. there's no way what would you say I'm. the preacher by the way I'm going to. marry K and her new husband yeah if. anyone objects in here to these two. being lawfully married speak now forever. hold your peace. I would go right here yes oh yes sir uh.

and everyone would I have a question to. kalila everyone would go yeah hey Kila I. have a question yes what's up who do you. think I should use as my next host for. Tiger. belly why because obviously this is. done right and then she was like what. yeah was uh Steph Tov I mean I have a. list you know I mean of people that you. know I mean you know I mean because this. is definitely a betrayal all right this. is. what if she does what if she does get.

married she won't in the next couple. years I don't think so what if would you. allow it or would you protest the. marriage would you stand outside on the. steps because you know I'll be I'm. Brothers in Arms with you I'll do. whatever you want I would no I mean you. want the honest truth and not comedy. version I like comedy more than anything. I no no no give me give me whatever you. want oh so what's the. question what's the question it will. hurt in two years it hurt three years if. she said it would hurt but would you go. I have to go you have to go I have to go.

I don't think you have to go well I. still do things with the family that I. don't want to do but I do anyway I feel. like it's a part of the my family it's a. part of it is a part of your family yeah. so it's like like I'm going to go to. Hawaii next week do I want to go I don't. really not really but I'm going to go. because they're going to be there and I. want to participate that's not what she. said what' she say she said that you. asked to go you know. Andreas it's funny I literally you know. at times do times dude I have no idea.

whose team you're on I don't know team. he ever since he got naturalized don't. know once he got his citizenship this. guy's acted like a [ __ ] [ __ ] you. know you know for me is as a producer I. would go where the money is yeah and I. would go where the numbers are that's. right right but not this guy uhuh uh-uh. he doesn't want to make a living. nope right you want to play fire D and. guess what happens you get burned baby. you get burned you son of a [ __ ] yeah. so anyway those loud shirts aren't going.

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married I she would really have to fall. in love because she's much like me right. it takes a it takes it's a long journey. to her heart yeah and if some guy is was. going to be able to weather the. mountainous regions right and The. Valleys you know mean and swim the. oceans to her heart then I would. obviously support it right you know what. I mean unless it was unless it was um if. it was somebody that what if it was. someone we know that's what I'm saying. if it was a a guy that I know and I feel.

like there's some sort of like trickery. like Ian Edwards like that could happen. yeah cuz he's good looking he's the. other night she was like Smooth she was. at the store and she saw Ian from far. away and she goes is that. Ian she goes oh I'm GNA go say hi and. she ran over and then she also hugged. Jamar neighbors well well what you think. they poke I think they thought about it. yeah Jamar is jacked yeah so if um if if. it was either Ian or Jamar I would be.

fine with it marriage yeah oh it'll. never happen I got to tell you what I. know well if you and your wife if you. and your wife gets a divorce uhhuh okay. yeah would you support our marriage you. to my. wife as a punishment as a punishment for. her what I would do would you end the. bad friends. no see that's how deep we run yeah okay. that's how deepy run but also I would.

know that not only what I what you do. I've never seen you do this before this. is. insane you went Mafia so this is yeah so. what would not only do I know I wouldn't. have to give up a dime on my money I. would then start taking more of your. money yeah if you started boning my. ex-wife I would I would just I would. never even consider it no that's insane. that's insane yeah and vice versa yeah. than yeah and vice versa of course of.

course what did you try to start the. show with you try to get Jam something. down our throats what was at the. beginning there was a couple in Spain. that had just a baby and the guy. discovered that the baby is a little. person and the guy is not a little. person so the and the woman had a. bachelor. party what they hire a little person to. party with them and. obviously she [ __ ] the little purse. whoa wait wait can I let me ask you wait. before you even Google it right I just. have to ask a question about little.

people yeah please may I you're a doctor. and a. scientist and if you guys can educate me. right so can. two full size full size I think you the. terminology can two k size candy bars. make the F size yeah can they make a. twin bed my point is is that yeah can. they um Can two um full size yeah and. even if in their in the history of their. genetics yeah there's no little people I. actually think you think that can happen. no no no I think it needs to be in the.

blood somewhere oh so like if the great. great uncle was a little guy it's got to. be in the blood it's got to be in the. blood are you sure I'm almost positive. yeah yeah we we can always call we can. always call The Source oh my goodness oh. call oh yeah call the little man yeah. the little guy we know you know imagine. if I called him and and even the phone. ring it was. like sorry I miss you oh come on but. look look at this most occurrences of. orphism result from a random genetic. mutation in either the father's sperm or.

the mother's egg rather from either. parents complete genetic makeup so it. can just happen oh interesting so it can. just happen so this in this situation. are you sure it's the little guy we'll. read the article because the article. looked pretty damning okay go ahead look. at this this. says bride Tob becomes pregnant after. having sex with dwarf stripper on hen. night that's what they call you know. they call Hen hen and stag uh and a. husband only realizes when she gives. birth wow wow what do you do what do you.

do what do you do your wife your wife. theor first I would get revenge I would. go to the. show I don't know how I don't know what. the tickets are the Middle Earth it's. got to be pretty expensive yeah and then. I got I go hey do you guys have any like. chip and daily Hobbits or whatever. running around here you're talking about. Elliott yeah I go to Elliot he's up the. hill doing push-ups and those doors you. know I mean they're circular yeah. they're low to the ground yeah yeah L. they circular doors you know what I mean. knock knock knock knock knock right for. you to get in you got to do like the. Sonic but you know when he Ducks. down yeah yeah and I would just have a.

little discussion with him just chat I. mean he would first of all bring out the. bread and the butter he love it right he. love the food so you know he would bring. out you know what I mean he's like. here's your loaf yeah yeah yeah and then. you know I'll would probably get some. sort of like kombucha out of a barrel oh. yeah cuz they love the ferment they love. ferment stuff right you know maybe I. would change my voice too you me yeah. because you're there you have to change. your voice so hey buddy you were at my. uh fiance's you know bachelorette party.

what went on buddy a [ __ ] the [ __ ] out. of her all right. bye really cookies yeah they're fresh. baked yeah yeah this is is so mean we're. in so in trouble no but you know what. can can we put that out first of all. we're friends with many of them little. people yeah we love Nick no Wiki uh Brad. William homies and they know how to joke. around yeah so get out of here with T. Lee Davis I know yeah they're home these. people are hom wean who else honestly. uh I I don't know how I would feel if on.

the bachelorette party she gets pregnant. with a stranger like that would shatter. your whole world yeah at the. bachelorette party yeah that that would. shatter my world it's so on the nose you. [ __ ] a stripper at the bachelorette. party yeah it's got to be the other way. you know how many guys I bet you hook up. with some random chick at a bachelorette. party and they knock them up I bet you. that happens all the time yeah all the. time what would you. do I mean it's just it like you just. leave you you leave immediately I mean.

you go right I me you're holding the. baby you look at it do you just drop it. I mean what. happens I mean I would just I would put. it back doctor. scalpel yeah no no we're getting in. trouble for that I'm kidding I know. you're kid I know I'd give it right back. to her I'd go oh okay and then leave. that's it well you and use both arms. just one. hand you go oh here you go I would leave. him stick it on her shoulder would you. stick around fancy what if the baby that. you just had came out and you're what. and you obviously was not your baby I. know what you'd do what would you what.

would you do he's like I'm willing to. raise the baby as my own she's like it's. not yours and she's adamant about it. she's like it's not I got [ __ ] plowed. wow she's like I went to a sex party and. I got destroyed by five Mexican men not. Spanish cuz you know that would cut to. his core yeah I would have to be the. bigger man and and accept the the baby. you would no [ __ ] way he f right no. [ __ ] way no [ __ ] someone else's.

kid no no [ __ ] way but you know what. I would do I'd go find the guy and I'd. be like you got to [ __ ] take care of. this kid with her this is your kid what. if he's like nah man I go I ain't doing. [ __ ] I go okay well then you ruin then. you then you've ruined a life so be it. dog I don't know why he's like. that all of a sudden he's like then I'd. be like you're pretty cool oh yeah you. want to hang out yeah man and then I. befriend the kid I befriend him more I. don't talk to my wife and my baby you. move in with him him and I just to start. a relationship and then she has to raise.

the baby on her own has me and become. best that's a good Revenge that's a wow. what that's the best revenge yeah him. and I are homies yeah you fall in love. guy you he I mean yeah and then you. there's a court battle you trying to get. the baby back so that me and him can. raise it together leave her out of it. amazing that's ice cold that's actually. very Co that's the best revenge yeah and. we could do it in a place like. California we're like we're a new gay. couple this woman is she is spontaneous. she's irresponsible him and I we want to. raise this child together together yeah. she's out that's a good movie idea that.

is a great [ __ ] movie idea right that. is great I think I think that's I Now. Pronounce You Chuck and Larry I think. that's what s already did it oh they did. oh yeah imagine your kid comes out and. it's not yours by the way this does. happen a lot yeah this happens all the. time uhhuh and it's not your kid tell me. before the nine [ __ ] months that's. crazy if you think it might not be my. kid yeah wouldn't you [ __ ] tell me. you'd wait till it comes out. yeah and also think about this that's.

why I wish like mythology is right yeah. because then what if like mythological. creatures were like in our world so then. you would definitely know yeah it's a. Minotaur it's a look at that look at. it's a [ __ ] look at the face the face is. a full-blown bull there's a bull right. and there's no way to deny it with the. with the with the with the with the. dwarf right you said it could happen it. could it's possible but if if literally. the baby comes out and it's got a like. uh a fish tail you when you were in.

[ __ ] when you went down that boat. with your friends you [ __ ] a m didn't. you you I mean because there's no way to. get out of it no they know I wish. mythology was cool was real real I mean. real I mean it is cool as [ __ ] I do wish. it was real I I wish we were amongst a. why don't they let the aliens out you be. a great. Minotaur no no you no you would no. Centaur a centaur you'd be a good. Centaur what would you. be what do you think you'd be a little a. cherub a what do cherubs look like look. a little a little tiny cherub this is.

100% you you're if I could pick anything. you're a cherub that's Bobby Lee a oh. I'm a [ __ ] cherub dude dude I'm a. [ __ ] cherub for sure you're the most. cherub dude I know yeah look at that. look look they have them Asia you know. you know what. cherub right dead on cherub right do you. know what cherubs do they do it you do. it they think no I'm not CH I'm not. cherubic well do a [ __ ] uh sent yeah. dude. yes dude you're cherubic you know why.

because they think and they eat and. they're cute and their little butts are. always out that's right their little. butts are always out right look that's. me and you that's us dude oh my god oh. my god dude somebody has to make a. t-shirt or art with you as a centaur and. me as a cherub dude dude that is 100% us. us dude that's bad friends that is bad. friend I would why you run all around. town day all around town and where do. you want gandal Voldemort whoever's. around you know what would happen if.

this is you and I we'd be we'd be. traveling through the land and at some. point I'd be talking talking talking i'. turn around you're sleeping you're not. awake you're just snoozing on my. cherub's sleep I know a lot we love naps. but I can't look I can't really turn all. the way around I'm like a guy who has so. I can't tell if you're looking at me but. that's why I do it you know what I mean. cuz I know you can't you hide behind my. head yeah yeah that's amazing by the way. I went to a museum where are they going. wherever the [ __ ] they want no but. they're going somewhere look at the look. at the look at the [ __ ] card's body. Lang can you pinch and zoom on that so I. can see up close let's zoom in up there.

yeah Che oh I know what's going on like. and she's looking at him wait a minute. I've got my hands behind my back oh we. were playing Cops and Robbers. no no what happened they're [ __ ] H. what look at my li look my dick's not. even erect you can see it no I know but. look at well first of all number one we. you're about to we don't know where. centaur's butthole is you're right it. could be midback. I'm saying so wait a minute you're about. to pull my hair yeah that's what I'm.

saying it's sexual dude it is it's so. sexual and you're like put your hands. behind your back [ __ ] and I did wow yes. officer what a big dick on that Centaur. huh huge huge it is a horse yeah but. half man half horse so what if you got a. man dick with a horse. bottom that'd be [ __ ] crazy a bummer. that would be such a bummer big horse. balls with a small or what about this. even better yet right what if you full. regular bottom half horse right but. you're a dwarf. so you're just kind of sticking you're.

just kind of sticking out like they're. like look at the [ __ ] headless look. at the headless oh no no that's a. [ __ ] dwarf. tentor or even vice versa right yeah. what if you had the bottom half of a. dwarf and you're a [ __ ] minor. [Laughter]. topgan andg oh my God I'm years many. years ago I was in a very brutal car. accident I wish the biggest mistake I. ever made in my life was not to call. Morgan a Morgan CU they would have taken. care of me and I wasn't taken care of.

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pretty [ __ ] they're in a look they're. just pudgy lumpy and they don't really. like but with the men they always sculpt. the muscles even if they weren't that. muscly they sculpt them like they were. all in perfect shape also there was no. photographs back then so they they had. to have a guy just stand there and model. with his dick out yeah I know for like. three weeks just like that yeah just. hurry dude like yeah yeah yeah what do. you do oh that's a fine that's David. that's oh David's hot dude little dick.

but still that was the biggest trick. about seeing that. live what do you mean seeing. Michelangelo's David in person oh in. person it's weird because he it is a. like a comically small penis it's almost. like he was taking a shot at him like. imagine if he did your body and you're. like what about the dick and he's like. dick dick is last dick is. last and you're like oh oh really okay. great like you see this you see this and. then you go can I see and he's like no. no no I will come. and then you get into there and then. zoom in that's what he does of you and.

the last day David brings more. marble like he just comes with a bunch. of Marvel it's like all right just can. you do the dick now I brought the more. for you no no it's a complete it's a. complete are you sure I am assur but. look at I mean look at how buff he's. jacked jacked did and you could have. given him I mean the balls are so much. bigger than the wiener zoom in on just. the. penis but like that's what all the. statues look like at the Museum I just. went to it's a bummer it's a it's like.

just make it look at how big his hands. look at his hands look at how big his. [ __ ] hands are also can I just say. that didn't have manscaped back then no. look at that. bush look at that bush it's like AER get. this guy the lawn mower 3.0 already look. at that thing man I mean it is. incredible yeah that you think he would. go back to him and be like Michelangelo. please. please this will be fermented cemented. in history forever please make it just a. little bit bigger that's so funny you're.

right there was there was that of course. there was that conversation I would. rather if I was sculpted like this back. then I'd rather them do no because some. of them they do no dicks they just do no. dicks much rather no dicks than accurate. dick oh you know what I would do if I. was Michelangelo not Michel who's the. who's the David David yeah when they're. showing it right when you know they. reveal it there's a REV right a. revealing part the sheet comes down. right but if I was David I would just. walk around naked. good look it's bigger it's way bigger.

than. that this cannot be accurate accurate we. ran out marble is a shortage right now. yeah that's what I do that's so funny to. walk nak around your own s just to prove. it yeah so that people just spread it. around I don't look you know I don't. look like this you calling out to women. you you're like shies sh tell him my. dick is a nice my I am a grower not the. show okay yeah that's so funny that's so. funny so where didd you see that at the. Museum here in La I went to the I went.

to uh obviously I didn't see that I saw. that when I was over there I just went. France I went to a museum that's Italy. Italy I went to a museum here uh called. the uh Huntington Gardens maybe one of. the most honestly dude beautiful [ __ ]. piece of land in Pasadena and it's. stunning how much cool [ __ ] that they. [ __ ] have but it's endlessly. beautiful they've got a beautiful big w. wow you can walk around this huge piece. of property it's stunning dude it's it's. just you know what it makes me feel. multiple things one how the [ __ ] did.

these people have this kind of money. yeah cuz they own this must have been 4. acres of land five acres of land look. beautiful at least maybe more I'm. probably underestimating but they had a. Chinese Garden they had a Japanese they. had the lily pad Garden can I say. something though but I saw so much cool. art there when you see the art though. yeah are you like me I don't look at the. art you look look at the people looking. at the no I look at the building to see. how I would be able to steal it yeah I. think about that all the time do you. think about that all the time like what. I would do well or I think I think about.

what's the easiest way to to steal what. could I get away with yeah n none of it. they had a civil war letter from the. Civil War yeah and it was like barely. encased and I was like how much is that. what's it worth yeah couple hundred. grand not a Sil War letter A an original. letter from the C Civil War who signed. it some [ __ ] Jack who if it's Abe. Lincoln Duke him up Chang if it was du. our old friend Duke up Chang he signed.

it yeah no I mean it wasn't Lincoln but. like hardly a lot of these letters are. are still around yeah just Google how. much [ __ ] Civil War letter for sale. how much 200 bucks 200 bucks 200 bucks. that's how much yeah there's no way. that's expensive bucks yeah I'm talking. Mona Lisa wow yeah yeah I'm talking. about click on that there's no [ __ ]. one $200 dude eBay that's a spot at the. Improv wait I don't believe this yeah I. don't believe it how much are those. other 135 12 people watching here's the.

deal here's the deal you know this is. not real that's the other thing they. can't verify this it's $135 for that. letter okay but a civil war letter what. if it's done by someone of of nobility. that's why I asked if it was from Ab. Lincoln written to you know what I mean. who Robert E Lee a Lincoln to Robert E. Lee that well they were around the same. time right yes they were yeah yeah yeah. so click click Civil War letter from Abe. Lincoln let's see if maybe that's what. it was and I just don't know the. difference I wonder what that would be. worth I let me guess nothing less more.

than 50. Grand an AB Lincoln letter. 85k 85 closer to yours mine yeah yourk. why would I think it'd be so much more. money it's not like. 85k and because also if you get caught. you're in prison for a while you. wouldn't do it a couple years couple. years two years two years yeah but you. know what with our kind of status the. the judge will be a bad friends fan and. and be like that's it Mr sanino you're. in deep trouble just cour a Jour and.

they P me aside and be like you're good. dude yeah you're [ __ ] do it just don't. do that kind of [ __ ] crazy [ __ ] 85. Grand 85 Grand that's it I cannot. believe I thought for sure it's worth. when I was in Tampa I went to the um um. do Salvador do yeah you guys went to. there by myself I took a [ __ ] what do. you call those UHD bird scooter I went. down there I paid. me I mean I mean me yeah yeah you know I. don't do nothing I know yeah in the heat. I went there I thought about you.

yesterday in this exact same scenario. really when I was at the Museum I. thought I'd love Bobby to come here but. he would never come to this but I do. sometimes you do sometimes when it comes. to museums I do yeah you do yeah and I. walked around and I looked at but it's. like I can watch it look at it for five. seconds and that's it Salvador do. doesn't hit you in any art any art yeah. I can't I look at the art I go okay I. got it no no what what do you do. I have to sit and really you're. pretentious [ __ ] no you do this no I do.

you do this I go like. this right I you know how girls do this. I do this yeah yeah she goes like this. yeah yeah yeah all right what do you. look for what I like to see like if it's. a like look up um. um you know like like renois or you know. what yeah renoa renois yeah look up Ren. I like renoa yeah yeah it's like if I. see a ren. it's like at face value right you see.

something you see something pretty. pretty okay like this right zoom in zoom. in I would see something pretty. monotonous okay right yeah but then but. then what you really get in there zoom. in a little bit more then you get in. there and then you start looking at the. guy in the boat and I imagine what he's. saying to that man so that's what I'll. start to do I'll start to go what's that. conversation because this was taken from. a real piece of life like this stupid. little [ __ ] in the front I don't give a. [ __ ] about her that little idiot she. picked these Flowers in her look at her.

mom she's pissed cuz there was a sign. that said the mom obviously dresses the. kid the K doesn't me wearing a flower. hat no that's the mom but obvious there. was a sign that said don't pick the. flowers and there's a guy now talking to. the mom that's going I told you lady for. the fifth [ __ ] time you can't pick. the flowers and she's pretending not to. hear them she prend the lady's a Karen. yeah she pret back then we'll just go. pick where we want to pick you know my. great-grandfather youed to live on this. Lake oh so you there's scenarios 100%. that's my favorite thing to do with a. [ __ ] you know what I mean Dolly you. can't do that a melting clock can't yell.

you know what I mean at a [ __ ]. giraffe yeah yeah okay you're saying if. it's any sort of like hyper realism. hyper real you can't do that I can do. scenarios like that this is called okay. Zoom that Zoom that zoom in that what do. you imagine this is called the Great. masturbator I know this piece yeah yeah. and I got to tell you something yeah. after staring at this one time in a. college dorm room for a while I saw this. image in my head when I jerked off for. about a month and a half really I. couldn't stop seeing this yeah because. it's called the Great masturbator yeah.

oh I see the head now but some people. interpret her sniffing a dick that's. what that's what I've heard she sniffs. dick right yeah what's okay let me just. ask you some questions here but see I do. want to stare at this for longer because. there's a lot going. on like is that a horse hide is that a. mohawk back there yeah you're right and. why is the tail on a chain I'll go back. see what I'm saying yeah I'll go back. you know you you you and I have never. done things like this we want I want to. in the fall let's let's make a list you.

and I will do in the fall in the fall. Museum one love you know what I oh I've. never had ice cream with you I'd love to. have ice cream with you have we ever had. an ice cream no but can we feed each. other see we have desserts together at. dinner we don't we never go to our ice. cream shop no and I would love to share. a banana split with you get out are you. being serious I'm can we we pull the ban. our mouth and just at the same time suck. the banana from both ends well promise. me this there's two bananas on each side.

we work on one banana at a time fine I. don't be suck on one banana you're. sucking the other you get one and I get. yeah yeah yeah yeah so never done what. else have we done together we haven't um. we've never done picnic we've never. picnicked dude you and I have never. picnicked why haven't we sat under a. tree and ate something out aank Basket. in a basket I don't know why and Carlos. can serve us yeah he's our little waiter. yeah okay so Carlos can do that okay so. picnicking music Museum we never shared. a do you want to fly a kite together.

dude I would love to fly a kite never. flown a kite with you before dude why. haven't we done that um because I think. that you would it would be a competition. look at how big my [ __ ] kite is yeah. whose kite's bigger that we can't do. that we have to get equal kites can we. play tag in a field of like sunflowers. uh can I Frolic I want a Frolic dude. I've never frog with you actually you. know what I would love to do with you. and I'm not kidding Skinny Dip at a. waterfall I'd love to skinny a water. never D that with you I would love to do. that with you can we like fuse that in.

with the picnic Yeah well yeah let's. just get you kill two birds with one. stone why don't we we'll and then maybe. we'll bring a painting let's yeah yeah. you know what else I want to do what I. want to go to a little puppy a little. puppy uh a little puppy place and play. with puppies together you know what else. I want to do with you Pottery oh dude. who sits in back who sits in front. should we do I have to in the back I. wouldn't get any piece of the boty. that's the funniest part like I be able. to touch the [ __ ] You' be like a. motorcycle you'd be hugging on my hips I. know I got to be in the front because I.

want some of the vase correct right okay. but you can be behind me we've never. done that before no and I want to do I. want to I want to you I want to be have. my foot on the wheel though right so I. can spin it the ghost you and I should. remake ghost dude let's remake ghost you. and I did look at that oh my God look at. that look at his arms look at his arms. he's he was so [ __ ] sexy dude he was. the I got turned on by that scene so. much and it wasn't because of her I got. to tell you she wasn't that good in that. scene she really wasn't yeah what Demi. Moore wasn't she looks fine but she.

doesn't look like him look at we never. even re we can reenact this [ __ ] D much. better than they could how come we've. never reenacted this [ __ ] dud I really. you know what you you know you know what. you and I should do a calendar with. famous movie scen famous movie scenes. dude fancy fancy start it but I want it. to be we want to get a photographer make. it good to make it almost identical. that's exactly what I want let's do it. I'm dead serious I'm not kiding serious. like good chras gift it's a good. Christmas gift it's a great Christmas. gift yeah yeah so we do what are some.

here we go okay so ghost is yes we are. doing a ghost yeah I think we should do. um Basic Instinct who's it's just one. person spreading their legs yeah yeah. it's got to be a two person shot aren't. you a cinematographer maybe the accused. okay yeah I'll be on the pinball I'll be. on the pinball you are on the pinball. machine yeah and all the guys could be. you we could like you know what I mean. oh you know what else what the Pulp. Fiction scene where I'm the cop and. you're Ving RS and you have the ball gag. in your mouth and you know I mean and. I'm about to have SE no no h you're the.

other guy you're bras okay okay so we're. both gonna get yeah we're both gaged. we're both gags that's you and me that's. you and I that's. us dude we got to do that dude that's. such a good shot yeah yeah and then we. also get um um like you know we get um. what ball caps and stuff oh dude yes. we're doing professional we'll get gen. Aspen the Mad TV makeup person she want. an Emmy I want we'll do we'll have her. do it we do what are those famous two. single two a shot broke Mountain gr two.

shot a gray two shot a Brokeback. Mountain we got do a broke broke. Mountain what other scenes can we do. let's name a couple more and cuz just so. I want to get it out of my head yeah. let's do a we have to do a. Sci-Fi one right right but it have to be. shining the twins the twins twins we. have to do the twins we're the twins do. the T that's hot can we do the twins. we'll do the twins I like that a lot so. good dude all right well anyway we'll do. a list oh you know what there's one. thing I definitely wanted to to show you. real fast hold on one second this is. 1954 Catherine look professional.

what to water is so strong that she is. literally pulled this way and that in. the direction of the underground stream. she locates for cornish Farmers since. she discovered her gift 3 years ago. Catherine has located 300 deep bore. holes and has been right 98 times in. every 100 today she is one of Britain's. most successful professional water. divers do you buy this or is this 19 5. for gobble DG no that's look dude I'm.

like that but with. [ __ ] no I'm like there could be no one. around no don't be real it could be no. one around and I I can find it yeah yeah. it's crazy find it yeah you are good I. have that special yeah thing you have. that special thing you can find it. anywhere it is yeah yeah what is that I. don't know what it is it's your judge. it's my that's your I can smell it I can. feel it my my chromosomes change right. you start to shape shift a little bit. yeah that's when you see good [ __ ] you. start walk.

start when Bobby finds himself [ __ ] in. a crowd he must topple over sometimes on. his face so I relate to it it's a sham. it's a such a sham sh but how did she. trick so many people into finding Wells. what you do is like where are we going. oh we're going to this um the night. before this field yeah and she's there. all night long right with a [ __ ]. stick you know what I mean I think this. is you know yeah there's something's. going on I don't know man they said 98%. correct really 98% she was only wrong 2%.

of the timee that doesn't make you know. I know but you know some people have. abilities that we you know okay how. about this you believe in the palm. reader thing and all that stuff like you. know you see these Palm readers all over. Los Angeles do you believe in it no you. think it's all kakimi tea leaves no Palm. Reader no um what about mind reading no. what about what about um Seance can you. do you believe people can talk to the. dead no you don't believe that at all oh. 100% no you don't the you don't [ __ ]. believe that palm reading no because.

it's like every that's every Armenian. woman I see on Hollywood Boulevard but I. do believe that there are certain people. that have connections with the Dead the. beyond that I totally believe well then. that goes into like you know do I. believe in spirits do I believe in an. afterworld do I believe in all do I you. do I do you do I think the spirit thing. scares the [ __ ] out of me so I don't. want to [ __ ] think about it have you. ever been alone in your house. and said something to your dad or talked. or thought about your dad and then a.

thing has happened where you're like. that's [ __ ] weird have you ever had. that no never my dad well and someone. else that's dead in your [ __ ] life. I've never been in contact with the. spirit world in that way but I have like. been led the right direction in life. right and you think that might be their. influence it could be I mean I do I do. believe that like um here's as m as I. get mhm I believe that I'm exactly where. I'm supposed to be right now and I.

believe that there is some sort of like. path and you don't know what it is but. you're on it there's just too many. things that happened in my life where I. went um yeah that's just a weird. coincidence there's no way that's a. coincidence that was like a divinely. divine intervention you believe in in in. uh Destiny Destiny I do Divine divine. intervention I'm supposed to be here. right now I'm supposed to be here in. this moment with you right now and. everything that led up to this moment I. agree yeah I believe in this I think you.

can change you can change little tiny. elements of it like it's like the path. is there but you could put on a jacket. sometimes yeah but then it's but but but. you sway between the two because it's. like then you watch documentaries about. World War II and you go oh my God 16,000. kids died in this War what was their. Destiny to die in the war yeah but I. don't yeah exactly but I don't know what. happened in those m minute moments when. they were on the. field.

right what do you mean what do you mean. what happened while they were about to. die they were like [ __ ] I'm going to die. no no no it's not beyond that is that. it's like um oh [ __ ] my you know I mean. my buddy bill you know I mean was just. shot with shrapnel you know what I mean. and he's on the ground and you crawl. over to him right and you hold him and. you you know what I mean and you do. things for him that he needs in that. moment maybe that was your. purpose sure you know what I mean well.

you think this is and then right when. you're holding Bill and you die but then. somebody your cousin Larry holds you and. Bill and somebody eventually like right. a guy's holding 15 dudes at some point. you've killed your whole family they're. all dead I don't know I mean I don't. know what happens I don't know why these. things happen these dark things but it's. like you know I still believe that. there's some sort of path there is but. I'm saying do you believe it. yeah I believe a big portion of it but I. do think that like there are a lot of. things are beyond our control but I.

think we have some control we make. choices within our yeah but the choices. are presented to us and and that's the. that's what life is about but I'm saying. they are presented but I don't think. they're pre-picked I think they're. presented and you kind of choose it and. that helps continue on in this in this. way I think they're pre-picked you think. they're all pre-chosen yeah wow like for. instance maybe during World War II I. would have gone to. Canada you would have deserter yeah you. desert to no I would have fought no. you're a deserter dud I would have left.

you and I both yeah it have been you and. I together on a covered wagon we we're. cowards yeah yeah. deserter oh yeah absolutely he's gone. gone what about Aoki I'm a deserter. she's gone no one here would fight yeah. we're coward we're unpatriotic pieces of. [ __ ] well it's like you know it's like. when I see those guys at the airport. that are wearing the military garbs yeah. I'm always like thank you thank you no. I'm I'm grateful they do I can't believe. someone 's got the balls but when. Muhammad Ali got BS remember when. Muhammad Ali was like yeah I'm not going. to get drafted I'm not doing that and he.

could have just punched everybody but he. got in trouble he didn't fight for four. years because of that I know right but. you know because of religious because he. was a Muslim yeah but there's also he. was a super famous so it's kind of like. he gets an exemption of like well we. don't want this guy to die at War he is. kind of like an international icon yeah. kind need he wasn't going to fight what. they want were going to use him for was. to do a little show he should exposition. exhibition or something do a show for. the boys yeah but he didn't he would. even do that you should do a show for.

the. boys but it's just like hired people to. kill brown people that has nothing to do. with. you depends well well give me an example. well Vietnam World War II too because. the Vietnam we should have I mean man. these you know what I mean these people. look at them they won look at look how. sneaky they are yeah what what is up. with Trails you really love Trails these. guys love trails yeah they read too many. children's books about things in the. woods yeah you know they can hide up in.

a tree for 3 months at least with no. food at least with a banana and a DI of. coke and you built your own house yeah. the place you live now with your own two. hands these hands right here you and. your husband live in the same place yes. you sleep in the same bed yes you share. the same bathroom yeah are you in love. I'm in love she is she's sung it Young. Love yeah I can't wait till you fall out. of that though hey you think it will no. well fall back in love it it'll it'll go. through swings it goes back up cuz you.

guys met when you're so young you're. going to change so much the next couple. years so you'll have big changes in your. life you know he'll come out as gay. you'll lose your vision what I've. already read your life book he's coming. out to you you're losing your eyesight. what would you do if he gets in a car. accident he's paralyzed from the neck. down oh I'm staying with him 100% no. matter what no matter what what if he's. just a head I love that head really wow. really really. where do they find people like this they. don't exist anymore in Vietnam Vietnam.

in Vietnam they do it no you're from. Arizona relax yeah yeah the Phoenix. greater area all right I want to say. this we got we're we are. excited for the fall yeah I can't wait. to get back out there and in the fall we. decided Bob and I we're g to do a picnic. we're gonna do um mum Museum and also. after an ice ice cream but more. importantly fancy is going to start. working on this calendar that we're. going to put together so you guys can. give it for Christmas gifts right y all. right good that's it thank you for being.

a friend. um w. [Music]. oh.