Angry Grandma Whips Bobby's A$$ | Ep 222 | Bad Friends

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badri merch.com you two are bad friends. who are these two idiots white dude and. an Asian dude you two are. disgusting you two are something we're. bad friends you know last night it was. Margaret Aro and I just was sitting in. that room going I mean when I was. younger before I even did comedy like. they were in the scene and I was like I. mean you never thought that you would. ever do shows with them I mean arinio. for sure because I didn't know if he. would come back and do standup as much. as he's doing I thought he cuz also by.

the way I got on stage and I made I was. like joking around about him yeah cuz I. was like Legend like give it up for that. guy yeah and then I made like a dumb. joke you know when you like do a joke. you're like that's not true why did I do. that just for the laugh like I was like. the joke well because I was like he I. love that he knows who I am and I was. like he calls me you know Andre santigi. but I still like it that was a funny. joke and they got to laugh but it's like. that's not true I just said that just. for the bit but the crowd loved and I. was like he knows who I am he's very. nice to me why did I it was when you. said that looked at you and then he.

walked out the door in a sad way a. you're lying because you were in the. room and B I watched him in the corner. he laughed yeah you were in the back. with Margaret playing with her dog yeah. I love I like to mouth kiss her dog but. my point is is this time. out let's talk about it last. night this guy remember when he got all. remember when he got emotional about the. Netflix dinner he didn't get invited to. and last night he comes in with Margaret. he's like how good was that dinner they. went to like an Asian inclusion dinner.

or whatever and it was all the famous. Asians and he got invited to that didn't. you and you bragged about it all the. famous Asians that were there name the. famous Asians that were there go ahead. oh the famous Asians name them all okay. that guy from um Ali W no no no no he. she wasn't there I'm going to tell you. right now she wasn't yeah I'm going to. tell you right now I'm going to tell you. right now right there the dude from. Revenge of the Nerds that Asian what the. he ride the bikes oh I love that guy you. don't even know his name dude no who. cares yeah yeah the guy that invented. like the um the shape of the dumpling oh.

really yeah yeah you actually the. ingredients no but the shape he base it. off of you yeah so there wasn't a who. who was it wasn't a dinner dude you're. lying there was a famous Asian dinner. and he went and they talked about it all. night there's Asian dinners all the time. that are famous but no one gives a [ __ ]. about those things I've always been. invited to those things right who throw. I'm the king ching chong dude right I. paved the way for all the other ching. chong King ching chong they they they. they they they they they they always. invite me who threw the party is that. someone's house no it was at a gigantic. uh thing dinner thing outside downtown.

who throws it I I have to look it up it. was a organization I forgot what is it. called aapi is that no no no there there. was a is it Asian-American Pacific. Island no it's no it's not that it's um. hold on is that what it's called. Excellence no it's not Asian accent May. 1st to May 31st oh we're almost out of. it then no no hold. on Asian so aapi that's that's Asian. American and Pacific Islander Heritage. what was the the whole month of May wa. the dinner dinner call give black people.

February in it's 28 days and these guys. get 31 that's. insane these Asians dude that's out of. control although there there are. significantly more of them that's true. yeah so I you I always go to that so who. was there who was there John Cho Steven. young Michelle ya hug huge all the. Olympics guys of gold that the Chinese. guy that's great at the Olympics the SK. SK the basketball team the Olympic men's. basketball team none of them.

fenon guys you know it's so funny what. you guys are doing this archery look at. the look at us ice skate glorious the. movement it's mostly Russians ice. skating no we have a Chinese guy what's. his name Nathan Chang we talked about. him we got we got yeah he's so good. anyway anyway yeah Z that's not Himi. anyway so they were there and then like. um we bought oh you know Ali was there. ASF Ali right this is the thing that. bothered me last night ASF Ali old. friend of M he also goes oh yeah n w Cal.

Bell I I go he's black by the way none. of those guys are aaal that we're. talking about yeah why did you pull out. that guy up it's just another guy name W. Cal Bell that's it first one IND yeah W. Cal Bell was there and I said why was he. there and Bobby said we invite blacks. too that's what he said we do you let in. we invite blacks and we invite um some. Hispanics who have kind of Chinese eyes. and then we also invite we do you have. to either get high if you're Mexican you.

got to be high yeah there he is there's. ASF we love him he's so talented so. anyway um but he's Indian which is Asian. so that is Asian so it counts W Bell. he's a black guy right yeah but he [ __ ]. with Asians everybody [ __ ] with Asian. [ __ ] with Asians you ridicule and you. oppress he he builds us he builds us up. I've spent my life [ __ ] with an Asian. this has ruined my life so you got sick. this morning would you wake up sick you. missed our call with Hulu yeah I woke up.

SI and then I have to go and do logic's. movie tomorrow I'm dreading it but also. U and then I had a rush to do a. lunch and there was um I did a lunch. with this guy he's like this guy you. know I mean he's a historian guy he's. pitching me something and he goes um he. goes you know about genas KH I go yeah I. know he's a guy Wanderer right Chinese. guy or whatever he's like no no this is. what so he had a shaman genghiskhan. okay and and and and genghiskhan had. gout.

Mak that lines up yeah yeah and then the. shaman goes the way you get rid of gout. I swear to God he goes you got to kill. four 40 children and then you got to. stomp on their organs you never read. that I've read that yeah yeah yeah and. so he did it right and then it didn't. work so he tried it again he tried it. twice 80 kits yeah he tried it and then. I was thinking God I wish I was genas KH. Shaman Yeah Yeah clean my house that's. how you get rid of go twice twice yeah I. you can have him do anything you want so. who was his was this guy pitching you to.

play his Shaman in a movie or something. he wanted me he wanted me to play the. guts of the kids yeah dude oh you're. good I'm so good at guts dude gas Khan. how many people did he conquer what was. his deal he had sex with like a thousand. people a day something absurd no he. didn't no that's what they said it was. something insane like that gangas. Khan how many how many 4,000 different. women holy moly [ __ ] consensual. no it has to be consensual yeah sure.

consensual uhhuh he just by the way he. was alive in what was the time period. again he died in like uh go up go back a. page yeah 1227 yeah real. consensual yeah n it's caveman era bro. there were some woke people back then in. in 1100 yeah dude I doubt it yeah yeah. yeah anyway yeah have you seen some of. the photos of the Mongolians they had. blue hair yeah Pier that's yeah and they. they cosplayed they were all trans so.

let me ask you something. too got it out I don't even know what's. going on but let me say something to. tell me about this historian did you. have a good time with him the historian. yeah he was it worth missing the Hulu. call this morning about it wasn't that. it wasn't that no you were already uh. well what happens is I'm sorry pal my. bud don't say sorry to me say sorry to. Hulu they didn't care they did they. didn't first thing on the call is Bobby. gonna join yeah what does that mean and. then when they said oh he's not going to.

join wi it oh we got to we got we got to. cut this guy loose he's hard to deal. with I can't wait till it does happen. yeah what I can't wait till like we just. can't deal with Bobby I just a little. too in really inconsiderate of all of. our time dude first of all can I say. something I forgot about it I know you. did and that's a good thing reminded you. last night at show I said I'll see you. in the call tomorrow yeah this is you. yeah I thought you meant this I'll see. you on the call you think this is a call. we're calling each other right now but.

it's am I not calling you hello hello hi. there we go okay I don't hear you that. like this I hear you through here it's a. call how long is too long to wait for. your coffee at a coffee. shop 10 minutes they. refund okay I walked out no walked out. what which one I can't it depend on. which one I'm not going to say it I. can't put it it's it's a mom and pop. thing I'm not not going to put them on. BL it was Starbucks I [ __ ] that's really.

good that I go to all the time 20 20. minutes I'm not kidding oh but isn't. that the place they use the mushroom. chaga yeah I walked back in and I was. like excuse. me did you guys am I um do is am I in. line and the GU like we have a lot of to. go orderers man I was like you got it I. left I paid for the coffee and I. left wow that's I just was like what the. [ __ ] is I don't want to what am I going. to fight for the money I'm over it it's. over I got to go yeah yeah yeah there's. like 20 minutes I'm not kidding okay if. I'm not exaggerating 16.

minutes what's too long isn't that too. long listen to me listen the other day I. went to salt and straw salt and straw. ice cream my favorite right I waited. probably 45 minutes to go in there well. that's because they have a line every. day but I'll tell you what the problem. is and people need their fingers removed. some for sure for. this sampling oh yeah I your fingers. need to be removed you know the Spaniard. you know he tries all of them doesn't he. yeah Pig but salt and St has six flavors.

that are just right and they have. seasonal ones MH but it's. like take the gamble you know when a guy. goes can I get a sample of cookies and. cream I'm like get [ __ ] you don't know. what that tastes like [ __ ] [ __ ] get. [ __ ] you don't know what cookies and. cream taste like get the [ __ ] out yeah. unless as you're unless you are even if. you just had cookies and cream. separately you know you know what it. tastes like the guy that samples uh. traditional flavors should be [ __ ]. shot in the head if you want a cinnamon.

waffle raspberry twist yeah I'd love to. know what that tastes like but the guy. that goes can I try can I try the rocky. road the rocky road is that okay yeah no. no you don't get to try it it should. have a sign that says samples you're not. allowed to try standard you can't try oh. so you're saying some samples you can. try of course because no yes no I refuse. because I'll tell you this I didn't. sample and I failed. I went to salt and straw and I you I was.

with a friend and I go I'm going to get. the balsamic nope. strawberry ooh that sounds good you have. to sample no you don't you don't have to. sample you have to sample you don't know. you have to sample you don't have to. sample sample sample this is by the way. a curb episode what was I doing sample. my. Nixon you don't have anyway so I I so I. took a bite of and it's balsamic like. vinegar yeah we know. okay yeah and I hit the vinegar first.

and then a little bit of strawberry. aftertaste and I almost vomited in my. mouth and I looked at my date and I go. yeah I failed but that's what ice cream. stores should be like no yeah you take a. risk it's like a gamble no yeah or. everyone Waits an hour [ __ ] that [ __ ]. you're you know you should open up an. ice cream store called you break you by. and that's it they just give you one. thing you walk it's like Soup Nazi you. know it's like you don't get to choose. they give you the kind and if it's bad. too bad $5 you break your bite and then.

you get the ice cream you walk outside. yeah and that's it I do understand your. your business perspective I don't think. it's going to work oh no how about this. you charge for the. samples you know how about how about. this how about this how about this no no. no how about this you get one sample for. free after that it's a dollar a sample. Fair that's fair you better pick you. better pick I gotta even something. better give it I got something better. give it pre pre-. samples pre- samples they've chosen what. you should sample no no no you have all.

the flavors in another area right in a. if their sticks are sticking out and. they have the flavor oh how about like. colog like they spray oh yeah you smell. the ice cream oh that's smart yeah. that'd be cool that's smart right like a. little stick right right and they go oh. balsamic strawberry I don't want this in. my mouth no thank you if you can smell. it you can taste it yeah but that's what. my grandfather used to say you smell it. and then you go I don't like this and. they go let it dry for a second wave it. around your skin have to wipe on your. skin lick exactly by the way how come we.

haven't done that at ice cream stores. what lick a lickable thing like a you. know the wallpaper from from Charlie and. Chocolate Factory no lickable wallpaper. you never thought about this this is. like the coolest thing in that [ __ ]. movie how have we never done this okay. lickable wallpaper is this cuz of Co. yeah at an ice cream store every day. they should have a lickable piece of. wallpaper well let's start with this. then let's even start even from the. beginning look at that right there. whatever happened to scratch and sniffs. whatever happened dude back in the day. it was all scratch and sniffs and now. went away and went away I want to bring.

it back bring it right back and those. smelly good markers what you know the. the smelly good markers what were those. guys yeah yeah though were good dude you. could get [ __ ] stoned on one of those. things you could whatever happened to. the one that I would got molested it was. offered to me um well that well the. stick the stick and the the powder stick. in your penis FIP oh funp funp that's. what he called the mestation a funp yeah. yeah anyway um what were those markers. called Carlos you just found it I. thought y'all had moved on no those are. so good what were those fruits eat them. or smell them you could basically eat.

them I mean who cares Mr Sketch smelling. markers yeah Mr Sketch whoa fundip went. away fundip went away because it was. just Kool-Aid powder people were like. this is just Kool-Aid powder but yeah. guy you're not thinking about the second. [ __ ] component the stick the stick. nobody like to eat the stick those. sticks though are delicious you like. them cuz they're phallic most people. don't like them cuz they're not edible. they're not good to eat you like them. cuz they're shaped like a little penis. looks like Xanax too oh that's good if. they lines on it dude dude dude I saw a.

documentary on Netflix you know couple. weeks ago was this bored you know you're. super bored huh you I watch anything. right so I watch this documentary about. Pez. dispensers about the history of Pez no. some dude that cornered the black market. of PES dispensers so this dude right. with black people did I say black people. you said the black people Market is that. what you said no I I didn't say black. people Ry take the tape back take take. it back I don't know I thought you said.

no there's okay so you know how piss. dispensers are um collectible they are. kind of so back in no they are like the. the Batman like there's ones that are. like $2,000 $3,000 one anyway can I just. get to my point go so this dude right um. he had no money you know he was he was. kind of a farmer he had no money he's. like I I got to figure. this that's so funny you're either a. farmer or you're not you're not kind of. a farmer he is he have a garden at the. front of his house or did he no he had.

land so he's a farmer he didn't farm. that much though anyway um I don't know. poor if he farmed a little bit more he'd. have a couple more bucks in his pocket. I'm not really here right now so anyway. I'm trying to talk imagine he's got 20. acres of land he's like haven't farmed. in years I don't know what's not I don't. know why I can't get any money so you. know what he did this guy but there was. so there was pest dispenser um like. manufacturers in Europe like in Ukraine. or something these kind of East European. right so he would go there I watch this. no didn't yes I swear to God you swear.

to God and he would he would get the. ones that we cuz they didn't come to. America the so he got those he would. just walk into the warehouse and like do. side dealings with these people he. managed to convince them that it was. okay to sell it to him even though he. had no credentials you saw it yes it was. insane wait wait how did you see it name. a documentary on there even if I don't. remember the name I've seen it I've sat. on enough planes across this country. going to shows where I just how did you. see the whole thing I finished the whole. thing I lik he finally got caught he. which is insane because for a long time.

even the company was like it's not that. big of a deal like he wasn't really. doing anything that bad but the American. pester guy buried him yeah they killed. him he tried to bury him which is he's a. fool that's him right there that's my. man dude that's a farmer does he not. look like a farmer he looks like a. hippie okay you're right yeah you're. right by the way the organization of his. [ __ ] clamps in the back that is. that's beautiful yeah I don't know how. any of it works no you don't know any. those things are even when you get um.

picture frames and do they thing they. bring you I I can't even they give you. like a little plastic cup kind of a. thing mhm and then you got to put that. in the wall and then you got to figure. out where like where the board is behind. the wall right I just take a nail and go. pop pop to the drywall yeah yeah that's. smart art call. George [ __ ] [ __ ] honestly man you got. to annunciate a little bit more that's. getting bad great you're going backwards. had oral surgery this morning oh that's.

right that's right oh that's what it is. you had oral sex with some guy this. morning yeah is it hurt a lot of. conalingus yeah wait what H what what. got cut your your. mullers I had a crown lengthening pred. year you made a crown. bigger yeah they have to uh shave the. bone they had to shave the bone yeah wow. this guy showed up after Sur gold. Gala gold Gala from gold house okay what. is it that I got it the [ __ ] are you.

talking about the Asian event oh. gold Jesus Christ from ear I just got it. gold house gold gold Gala yeah that's. what it was mhm yeah yeah that's it. beautiful beautiful Theo no dude I. didn't do the red carpet you know me I. sneak in from the back no I think they. requested you it as no it asked Margaret. Margaret goes who's the first one to. leave me all every time you gota yeah. yeah look at that's beautiful that's. beautiful that's the guy. you mean that's not my the table we got.

no we got way back but we had a pretty. good table Jimmy oang look at that not. see now gold Galler right you're saying. I went am I in the photo cuz you left. you leave early oh [ __ ] the guy from. queery and by the way even Ali Wong not. Ali Wong even Margaret last night said. that you guys they got gift bags and you. left too early you didn't get a [ __ ]. gift bag oh missed the photo and the. gift bag I'd rather who else is in there. I saw JN Cho there was John is John in.

the photo who else is in there John. Cho's not in the photo it looks photo is. that Kevin spy who's in. [Laughter]. there that guy yeah yeah oh D you no. that was from a year before Daniel Day. Kim you don't know who that is you mean. that guy you don't know who that is he's. just an Asian guy Jesus Christ oh my no. no honestly do who is Daniel dayam he. was in lost right by the way this photo. is photoshopped you realize these people. aren't in the same room you can tell. those two older Asian women right there.

they were not in that photo they dead. yeah yeah yeah they died years ago it's. a postumus photo yeah yeah anyway I went. to that but it's not the same who's that. Ben Baller up top also I didn't dress. good I didn't dress well well either I. know good or well yeah neither no I came. what were you supposed what would you. what would you wear to that you don't. have a suit I wore like this you and I. wore a. jacket PMA lakshimi she's she's famous. and beautiful. yeah you wore a suit coat yeah but um.

something cool happen but I Dev Patel. there's some high-end Asians over there. bud Bobby I searched your name but what. yeah they're not gonna put my name in. there dude no because they they because. they they they think of this kind of. entertainment as the bottom of the. barrel but so do we I know we do but. we're still the top that's the best. we're the top of the bottom no no no. we're still at the top they View at. bottom no we're in the [ __ ] Barrel but. we're at the top of the [ __ ] Barrel or. the cream on top baby yeah but the.

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basket I mean you are what you eat and. she claim the name dude I don't know. what that's insane dude sorry if you eat. a dog you have to be its name is very. funny very funny I'm chippy. now I'm Fluffy you. become I'm. Jangles you become the dog you so [ __ ]. that's a Disney movie yeah that's really. funny. did you see the Disney movie The.

if if is it if it's Pixar if it's what's. it's it's what's his name Bradley Cooper. no John johnin we got to go see it isn't. Bradley Cooper in the movie isn't he the. voice one of the voices no I saw him at. theud dude John is the next. Spielberg you said that last night and. it pissed me off yesterday yeah yeah. what does that even [ __ ] mean because. when you watch the because okay choir. place right killed it. yeah great movie it's not.

Spielberg Stephen [ __ ]. Spielberg Steven Spielberg you think you. think John krinski and this is not to. disrespect him is going to be stevenh. Spielberg I think that he has his. sensibilities yeah okay call me in 20. years we'll go box office toe to- toe. it's a different landscape now you can't. that's impossible to [ __ ] already a flop. huh this one is already a flop why the. if yeah BB how do you know because he. didn't do well in the box office that's. what that's a fob oh. Garfield made 100 million but but I'm.

what I'm saying though is the trajectory. like for instance yeah you shouldn't. feed your cat lasag by the way if I'm. going to go back to the Garfield ding. real fast they don't like it I tried you. cannot want it that's such a bad lie. look at that it made 33 million in the. states if. bombed but God that's so bad for a movie. like that I know that thing probably. cost I don't know $500 million well how. much did it cost Clooney that's like his. thing he just hangs with George Clooney. what do you mean you don't think so. maybe it cost 300 million maybe see 100.

plus 100. intian yeah I'm saying yeah that's I. think man scal Go's in his voice or. something anyway he can make a. Schindler's. List well well I mean they already did. that the budget something like that. that's 110 million on production doesn't. mean they a didn't go over and B that's. not on marketing and promotion right. double that okay so uh 250 then well let. me say something there's a lot been a. lot of Tres throughout history but what. is left to make it make a movie out of. it and we've we've done a lot of the if.

krinski makes a 911 movie we'll talk. make him make a 911 movie we'll talk. they already did that one what was it. called Nicholas Cage remember Sully no. not Sully was that 9911 what when. they're in the elevator the whole time. they're not in elevator they're just. under the building no no I'm talking. about I a great movie I want the. perspective Michael paa and my friend. Danny ncci is in it I want the. perspective of the pilots in. 911 oh that's a good one what was going. on what were they what was you know.

there was a couple of dudes that were. like we shouldn't do. this I you know what I'd be because are. you. sure I I would say are you sure probably. 50 times right before the plane hits. yeah yeah I don't yeah yeah I mean we. could get [ __ ] here you not isn't that. that like in your afterlife if you're a. Muslim that you get how many how many. was 93 virgins of them why 93 that's a. pretty good it's a great it's a great. year in Chicago for Jordan but if I got.

94 I wouldn't complain either though oh. it's 72 we're way off yeah yeah but if I. got 73 I'd be like I would count in. heaven. 73 okay imagine you you get to heaven. and you go 70 71. 72 71 okay 71 where's my. other hello where's my other two where's. my other something's missing yeah yeah. what is going on here why does it say. that men will receive 72 virgins in half. Corpus there is some debate on the. meaning of the 72 40-year-old.

virgins that's so F that's a great movie. hey Bob you're ready for your. payoff you spit on the mic I don't feel. great well good I'm glad you showed. up we'll be fine you're going to be fine. we'll be fine you take a take a uh you. got an emergency back there that's all. I've been drinking all day emergency. yeah um what is this the South Korean. president what's he got to say you know. the South president made an announcement. what'd he say let's hear it a long long.

time. ago I can still remember how that music. used to make me smile Billy. [Applause]. Joel. CHS yeah was this at the Gold yeah was. they be happy for a while. [Applause]. a February made me Sher oh he got.

through that. paper oh bad. new could. one push pause for a second this is. really good if you make fun by the way. the fact that he got through deliver is. [ __ ] bananas okay you go to a Korean. government no thanks and sing a Korean. song in front of other Korean would love. to give it to me and I will do it all. right I'll give you a song right now. give me hey give me um Sant no no give.

me byebye Miss American Pie in. Korean no you no you got to sing a. Korean song no yes no because that's an. American song he sing An American song. because we make the best [ __ ] no s is a. good song Soki give me the lyrics to. Soki okay Soki. toia s toia you got to do the song yeah. that popular song give me the L zip up. bunnies zipup bunnies what the [ __ ] did. you say Here We Go There is Sant there.

he is here he is here we go here we go. go down there it is all right s what's. the rhythm of it yeah no you got to the. music there no give me the Rhythm oh. zoom into the lyrics I I'll give you the. first line right it goes this no no just. do the Rhythm go bum I'll give you this. okay now just sing it okay s to.

off by the way you're taking all your. doing a Ste but that's a remix yeah it's. a remix No that's song came first DJ C. dude I'd make a banger out there in.

Korea and they would be losing think so. 100% they'd love me but you know what. the songs about that's a good restaurant. soky I've been down there it's about. summer bunnies summer bunnies yeah what. does that what spring bunni spring. bunnies spring bunnies because you know. how she in the like see what she's doing. you do this s it's a mountain rabbit you. go Sant like this oh I like that yeah. yeah and then they eat it ravenous is. just talking about lunch is this just a. song about lunch who's here what's going. on have a visitor oh come on in my.

Grandma Judy you guys remember her from. oh wow Grandma Judy here hi Grandma. what's up buckers oh my God hi Grandma. hi Grandma hi Grandma Judy please sit. down good to see sit down grandma oh my. God it's good to see what a surprise. give her the cans this is mone's. grandmother beautiful you want to wear. the cans you want to wear the cans. Graham. huh you want to wear the headphones. headphones don't matter doesn't matter.

doesn't matter yeah okay n you don't. want to hear it Judy that's your Judy. right yeah Judy I love your nails thank. you Judy how do you feel about Koreans. do you like. Koreans they're okay I yeah some of them. I you're Bobby yeah yeah you're a. [ __ ] wait Judy hold. on no [ __ ] you Judy wait a minute. come here call me [ __ ] I'm sorry.

Mone that's grandma pay me P me I'm. pissed at you the way you treat my. grandson yeah you do treat him like. Judy you know what you don't come to my. house and say that [ __ ] to me hey you be. nice to the the I don't girl I just did. didn't I you want me come up whoop. your all right I'm sorry so anyway. [Laughter]. mother you don't talk to me like that.

you don't talk to her like that that. you're right I just you know you started. with that tone and be nice be nice hey. don't take it out on him either right. that's right he ain't set a word oh yeah. you know what Judy you know what oh you. you want to hear Judy you want to hear. some right now dude all right the. Vietnam War you guys lost that do you. know why we're sneak here you know what. what I'm go come over and I'm going to. whoop your if you keep running that.

mouth of. yours I will beat the hell I know you. will. Judy. Judy hey I'll win that war yeah she'll. win that war oh yeah [ __ ]. a why don't I'll stop it why don't you. be ni I'll stop she came in with it like. with the energy I was going to be so L. you were n hey I'll stop a damn mud hole. in your and then stop it try mother. Judy let's start over be nice Judy I.

apologize I don't give a see what I'm. saying she won't stop CU you're I don't. like the way you treat my grandson I. don't like when you spawned wait a. minute we love him no you had a daughter. some whatever that had that piece. of. you why don't you ask her. some it takes one to know one don't it. oh it does. [Laughter].

all right Judy let's back up for a. second back up get to know her Judy. getting to know you getting to know all. you stay off lay off you're all right. you Judy that's thank you Judy okay Judy. be nice now go ahead and ask our gu Judy. let's start over I'll treat your. grandson nicer good you better what you. going to do about it okay why you start. what if I could do about it you don't.

want to know right I will come over. there I'll find out where you live I'll. take the big I'll tell you where I live. come over I'll tell you where I live and. I'll take the bigest I can right in the. middle of your yeah oh oh you my bad. I'll do diarrhea in your eyes oh no and. you'll be able to go blind and you'll. look just like me the next. morning yeah let's go back let's go back. you won't start over. be nice. our.

CH what's a. CH yeah yeah I think it's the same thing. yeah yeah anyway let's back up for a. second Judy you live in Minnesota yeah. what are you not what's a problem I love. it I'm I I grew up in a Dina a little. bit she knows she hates a Dina I don't. give where you grew up at sounds right I. don't give a why don't you ask her. something why is she so hostile she. comes I'm just in come in here yeah to. tear you to your face you better treat.

my grandson better than what you do I. agree all right I agree you also flashed. your daughter yeah you flashed your. daughter you got an attitude with him. you tell me yeah you got something to. say you say it I call you I can get your. number. Judy no I ain't giving you my phone. number then how can I tell you how can I. call you I'll give Andrew my phone so. I'll call him he calls you I'll call. I'll relay it why don't you be not ask. ask some set of questions and let's do a. nice interview Jennifer please she's.

pissed be nice she's pissed be nice. what's up don't put don't show her your. ass do not I'm telling you I'm telling. you don't I ain't got a real big foot. but I'll put it right straight up your. better not show her your ass I'm not. going to show you my but I won't I know. you better not she's allergic to Seafood. you don't like. calamari repeat that say it. again come wild out with I'm going to. tell you do you like.

calamari I don't even know what the that. is and I don't give a damn okay it comes. from Cal calm down let's calm down let's. let's take the temperature down I'm calm. if you were going to go calm you were. going to go out to dinner with Judy. where would you guys go where would you. have with her I don't know um is there a. Cracker Barrel nearby you like Cracker. Barr Jude no I don't like Taco Bell and. go out and out with him yeah you have to. go out in a date with.

him we'll hold hands you got to hold. we'll hold hands we want to make amends. he's going to take you out for dinner he. wants to make amends I don't think. you're going to be able to make it up to. her oh I think I can you how do you. think you're going to get this back um. do you like. origami. huh do you like. origami D you go with. that okay all right so calamari doesn't. know well if it Rhymes yeah yeah origame. doesn't all right okay so um don't say.

salami she'll. [ __ ] you better not dude yeah yeah. how can you make it up there I'm going. to all right um take your time I will. take my time um what I want to say to. you I want you AP I think you should. apologize what just the way you've. treated her this whole time it's been. insane it has been you've been treated. her poorly be nice hostile no she didn't. you got to treat her nice and apologize. for the way I'm going to try again you. came to this country and now you take. jobs I was born here actually you.

seriously yeah oh [ __ ] was she born here. yeah yeah so so apologize though to. you're you're taking the jobs [ __ ] I. think you're talking about yourself yeah. first of all of all the people you're. the first to get deported yeah yeah I. think you should apologize I'm going to. apologize just make it better please so. mcone can have a nice trip with listen. Judy I want to say honestly heartfelt. um it's good to see you um when I first. saw you I was just pleasantly surprised. I was very excited to see you and I.

think you're a great woman I really do. and you did such a great job raising. your children and your grandchildren. they're very good Offspring you know and. just let me finish okay and you know. it's just meeting you it's like I you. know um I thought I would never meet. somebody from the movie. [Laughter]. Deliverance what are you it's like and. when you're watching Deliverance as a. kid you're like I don't know these. people and then you beat them right and. you go. pigs right oh God yeah so what are you.

going to do Mone what you going to do. dude I'm right here don't with me dude. all anyway I'm kidding it was a joke. Mone so thanks for being. here what are you trying to do what are. you TR to I don't believe a word you say. you don't believe I'm word I'm saying. yeah okay all right how do how can we. repair. this I think you should I did it the way. to do this be the apology was good it.

was very good but I think before you say. goodbye to her because you want to mend. this I want you to say something along. the lines of I hope you have a great day. you know I can't say that you got to do. something I don't mean that though okay. how about this I I'll compromise. compromise please Judy I hope you have. an average. day you know you're full of you know. that you have a head full of it's like. thank you very much yeah you're welcome.

this that's a. compliment yeah yeah yeah this seems. good how about start you're right you're. right hey yeah I love. you come on men the wound please I don't. think that's I think jumping I love you. I Stitch it up okay Stitch it up let me. try please I I got to turn to say it. yeah all right let be Dr yeah.

come. on you got something to say. okay say. it I love. you she doesn't buy it I did the best. say it with more Vigor I love you pretty. good deeper. Judy I love you you you're [ __ ] I'm [ __ ].

okay now now what I want to do is. retaliate but I'm not going to you I'm. I'm I'm learning not to you can't I'm. learning not to all right you know what. I am for I'm faceart AR I I'm going to. go back to me I'm a terrible one and I. should learn my ways right and didn't. learn anything and I I have to learn to. respect Mone and respect people around. me that's right that's right and and I'm. telling you yeah yeah she told you that. and we're all people correct yeah that's.

pretty true you you have people in La. you have The Hills Have Eyes oh yeah the. people from there right you have the. people from the mountain people got it. in the canyons you mean they don't have. the same things we have you I mean you. look inside a cave their eyes come out. you know what I mean and you go hello MH. hello there I love you right you love. Jesus too I do too Jesus so I love. everybody good yeah and I have to say. another thing man yeah yeah you're. great if I.

love I'd come over and I'd hug your neck. she might give you a hug that seems. violent that's what I heard it it. doesn't seem like a hug it sound like a. hug I think we should finish with a hug. I think you give her a big hug would you. like to hug me give her well yeah I. don't want to hug her either to be. honest with you you know why do you know. why though how about a high five but you. know why how about a high five I'm. afraid I'm going to get. hard give her a high five can I give you. a high five. it was amazing help her up give him a. high five can we high five and I think.

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[Laughter]. beginning mhm this is the. nightmare this is my nightmare coming. true dude I know okay so um in the. beginning okay in the beginning right. when I first met you MH we didn't work. together okay yeah we we just I'm being. friendly yeah I'm a nice guy right you. came in right he became obsessed with. you not true yeah you did yeah you did I. like him just fine no you became.

obsessed with them the kid's fine yeah. you drive him around he comes to your. house oh he's you know young yeah bining. and so in my mind I'm like I have to. play bad cop now right I was a good cop. you're a good cop right you can't have. it all so I was just being bad cop right. right and so but now I feel like the act. that I was doing on the road because you. know when you lost your earphones I. bought you new earphon I I do things for. he gave those away you gave those away. yeah and then you know when you gave me. that DVD I I watched immediately I was.

really grateful for it my point being is. this if you're funneling resentment to. your grandma right and then she comes on. to here call me a [ __ ] [ __ ]. right well you are a [ __ ]. [ __ ] yeah what is going on. around here it's gotten too far I think. she was just having fun I think it's. gotten too far what do you think she was. just having fun just a little bit what. do you think you want to fire the kid. because of it no I'm not going to fire. him I'm just saying if let's get it out. now because it's like I don't need need. another grandma or the great grandma or. the [ __ ] grandfather or any of these.

people coming over here the grandpa is. here ex week so we can meet him if he. was on the books he was on the books. yeah yeah yeah well tell your Grandpa. right that we're just kidding around. right yeah yeah yeah well I mean like. that that was that was pretty cathartic. so I feel like I feel like I'm ready to. oh yeah but so you he's ready to let it. go now I'm ready to let it go yeah yeah. yeah if you are it sounds like you're. holding some resentments I'm ready Let. It Go oh I'm holding a lot of things I. know I'm holding Let It Go baby let I.

can't let it go right now come on I I. almost want to this is what I want to do. I almost want to just hear me out it's. insane yeah I almost want to finish the. war well go ahead yeah I I almost want. to go okay you want to play games if you. want to play family games I could get. some of my family involved as well most. are dead oh no I get some cousins are. loopy right what about you Carlos what. about it how do you feel I mean I think. mone's young and he's not used to this. Hollywood [ __ ] I'm not Hollywood well.

don't even say bring that in why do you. bringing that in stop bringing that in. dude yeah yeah I just think he he needs. to get used to it and I think he's. finally settling into it no I think I. feel very settled I feel settled too. good all right but uh wow that what a. what a whirlwind that was Heavy pretty. heavy to me it made me sad really. because parents love me well. grandparents don't that's true why not. love you my parents love you to Grandma. does not yeah yeah yeah my parents love.

she doesn't like me at all it some of it. could be you know the uh the war yeah. it's got to be history at that point. right they remember back when you guys. weren't allowed to talk to them did she. that's right you know right and I'm. calling her [ __ ] so I love it though. I it's pretty I'll tell you why because. now I can say stuff yeah I can fight. against it back in the day I couldn't so. let me ask you this all right um do you. have um cousins that I mean does she. have or. female yeah so if I said to Judy I'm.

dating your grandchild she would lose. her mind oh wow yeah she would probably. pull a gun out or. something murder well no he means just a. scare yeah that's not going to scare me. but. murder murder to them that's not murder. oh what is that like like putting a dog. down or something oh w wow wow wow wow. wow. keep that in yeah keep that in I like.

that will I like that yeah yeah I like. that okay so you know I feel like this. is a um that's something that's not. going to go away easily I don't think I. I want to squash it right now why okay. yeah I want to keep the balls going you. yeah I'm juggling and I want to keep the. balls keep the balls in the air the. show's still yeah the show's still on. I'm still performing I don't so what I'm. saying is I'd like to keep this war. going uh I now know Judy your Grandma. Judy I know my enemies and it's not your. enemy just listen I know my enemies okay.

and I know my allies well that okay. that's true and I know how the war is. played and I will win in the long run. yeah short run it's going to be a short. war pretty short okay yeah but God bless. you man back to your position God bless. you and take care of D God bless you. good job bud also cool shirt thank you. yeah cool shirt cool shirt great shirt. but um you didn't defend me at all what. was there to defend hold up Judy I think.

I I mean that could have been nice whoa. Judy out of pocket you came in with guns. of Blazing play the tape I I said okay. let's get this back I was trying to be a. mediator I know dude but you're acting. as if we were on the same fraternity and. we knew each other for 20 years so what. what a world I wasn't feeling well I'm. up now you're feeling good now I'm not. feeling good you go to do spots tonight. feel no I canceled those good what a. weird day man what a whirlwind all right.

show us something funny then Carlos make. him feel better will you me feel better. what is this JoJo sewa drunk at. Disneyland love big JoJo sewa fan sewa. spent her 21st birthday embarrassing. herself yesterday at Disney World's. Epcot the clearly wasted pop star tried. to start a singal to her newly released. song Karma but no one knew the words I. know I. embarrassing I would have.

never around yeah we know it couple of. things here yeah go ahead tell me yes. what are you doing at. Disney that's not a thing what are you. doing your 21st birthday at Disney one. of the most happiest. bus 21st birthday at Disney I went there. last year loved it without kids no kids. gross no gross Star Wars jail Star Wars. right to jail because I like Star Wars.

because you go to Disney World Without. kids I was with a kid jail. who mhm oh yeah a friend's kid was with. you yeah so then yes you get a pass. thank you yeah that's fine all is well. do do I go go to prison VIP pass Jesus. Christ you go to jail not prison we'll. let you out but we're going to wag VIP. remember that yeah let me ask you. something about with a kid is fine have. you done the VIP experience. I don't have a kid it doesn't matter. what I would like to do would you take.

me I'll take you too what what yeah I'll. do the B how much is VIP at Disney but. it's 800 an hour yeah what in an hour. you can do the whole par no you can't. that doesn't that math that math is not. right $8500 12 hours 800 an hour you're. there for 10 hours yeah you went to the. park for 10 hours oh yeah even longer I. can't even get you to [ __ ] do this. show for an hour hour there's a lot to. do same okay anyway so that's how much.

it costs and what you get I'll tell you. what you get with that you get the VIP. experience you go to you know that hotel. you go to the front of the line let me. finish man I you know I'm right now dude. I'm not in the mood for you doing this. right now cut me off okay don't get so. angry I let me explain myself I'm. turning into. Judy please don't turn into Judy of [ __ ]. I know all right so love it I love her. so what you get is you you early in the. morning you go to the that hotel with.

the log log cabin feel there's a big. bonfire you talking speaking Spanish to. me there's a lady comes out you know. they look like you know they in the gold. rush and hey y'all you know mean that. whole thing I love it I clap you know I. mean are you ready for the adventure say. what what do you want to do first and so. you get to go around with this lady. she's wearing the outfit she has all the. passes and you go in the front of the. line in every ride right and then um you. get to even the little experiences like. making a lightsaber right she can make.

those appointments cute yeah and um you. she's pretty much with you the whole. time like if you want to go eat you tip. her oh yeah you tip her cash oh yeah. what you tip her like it did last night. at the parking lot guy that made me. laugh so [ __ ] hard so anyway Tipp it. at the parking lot you give him a couple. bucks you know five 10 bucks sometimes. 20 you know what I mean it's a parking. lot guys I said how much did you just. give him he was $100. mhm insane a generous guy $100 to park.

your car I only brought that up because. you accused me of not tipping the. [ __ ] how much you tip the gold I. don't know how much those I don't do. that stuff I don't know what you you tip. that lady I would give her probably like. three or hundred bucks maybe for the day. you know what a woman did to me today I. ordered and then I beep booped my food I. beep booped on the thing on the uh Apple. pay and then she. manually got rid of the tip thing. because she wants cash but that was. interesting because I went to go press.

the button she goes all good to go so. she moved to the next screen without me. oh that's nice but then I but then I. thought are they told to do that by the. management to skip the tip because I. went to. tip but then she goes you're good to go. she did so fast then it goes no thanks. or receipt no thanks and I thought did. they tell them to do that you think or. did she think I don't. tip did she look at me and she goes this. guy doesn't tip can I be honest with you. m and don't get angry M you don't look.

like a tip I don't look like I can. afford to tip no you you can afford it. you just don't look like you do tip why. you just your you're your brow I always. tip I know you do tip well I tip well I. know you do never not I've but I look. like a Ferro brow doesn't tip guy yeah. yeah I want to show Bob you do need to. watch this I do want you to see this for. a second. okay Russians are the [ __ ] best. oh ice. boxing so it's just straight boxing on.

Ice that's so good why not put it on ice. I know it's genius they put Disney on. Ice why not boxing right here's what's. so great about this to me this is. Russians got to be the people that came. up with power slap you know the slapping. they got they're the arm wrestling. that's all like them trying to take. things to like another level this boxing. [ __ ] what what else do you want to see. on a different I'll tell you right now. huh sky. fighting Skydive fighting that's.

brilliant right and that is brilliant. yeah you punch each other right if you. knock them out they die obviously cuz. they can't open the sh right so what. don't lose that's greaty fighting Sky. Fighting you jump out of same plane or. different planes same it's got to be the. same plane how do you meet them what do. you mean they have you never seen that. they jump out they can they you can. change your direction you what you no. this is what you do yeah same plane same. plane but you're you have a distance but. you're still tied to them oh you're t. yeah there's a rope that's connected our. belly right so you have to fight so if.

one guy dies the other guy he gets to. pull he gets the pull here check it out. you knock the guy out and then you 69. him and you get to come down why do you. have to 69 why no cuz he's 69 his head. BS yeah yeah love it that's what you. want yeah just 69 somebody fine from a. plane Sky Fighting really what's another. one well how about fighting underwater I. would love to see a little Tango down. below oh it's like sloth fighting. yeah yeah I could do that one I like. fighting on fire oh like a fire pit.

would be dope yeah and and not the whole. thing isn't on fire but around it is on. yeah you have a floating ring M check it. out oh yeah no you don't even know. what's in the water what what's in the. water what's in the water what's in the. water that's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking a floating fighting ring on. water what's in the water it's not. what's in the water what's happening in. the water what's happening tsunami. expensive it's timing timing the timing.

is everything on this one right that's. but you got to work with you have a. flotation right and then all the debris. oh yeah there's debris happening right. somebody's house right it's it's wavy or. whatever you call it turbulence sure. yeah yeah wow about now the cameraman I. I don't know that would be tough yeah. yeah yeah well okay Union Union okay. Union those guys are tough okay a. tornado fight would be. amazing fighting in the middle of a. tornado who gets Swept Away by the way. be I watched the trailer for twister.

yeah it's the same movie Twisters it's. the same movie it was Helen Hunt and. Bill Pullman yeah now it's [ __ ] no it. was B Bill Paxton B Paxton yeah and now. it's Glen Powell and who is the girl I. don't know it's look it's the same. [ __ ] movie but look can I say. something they have two this time yeah. there's plural it's not the same movie. there was many twisters in Twister. wasn't just one they have twins in this. one yeah yeah they have twin babies twin.

Twisters but dude imagine wow but do you. know who else was same [ __ ] movie you. know who else was in twister don't say. anything no one says it you know who. else is in. twister great actor the thing about. twister you don't realize is they had. great actors well I love the origin so. who was in it Philip Seymour Hoffman oh. oh my God he was in Twisted yeah oh my. God he was in that I mean imagine having. that caliber in a [ __ ] Disaster Movie. it's insane he was so good yeah he was. he was her helper right he was like her.

on her team yeah but I liked his. character and then what's his name from. uh secession I know yeah yeah um uh uh. Tim no no uh let me get us I know Alan. Rock alen Ruck [ __ ] why did you do that. alen rck alen rck Philip seamour Hoff I. mean look at that [ __ ] cast wow yeah. and now they got Glenn Powell and. [ __ ] who's the new girl do you even. know who the new girl is is she a new. girl they're selling us yeah this is a. new girl selling us Hollywood's at it. this is when Hollywood's at it when they. push a girl that I've never heard of.

before I've never seen her before and. she's in a thing don't sell us come on. zoom in oh Daisy Edgar Jones never mind. I know who she is we already sold she'd. been around for a while but it didn't. look like. her it didn't look like her in the. preview what was her biggest movie Daisy. Ed Star Wars right no no no. no War what was she in I'm sorry I don't. know Bob War of the Worlds that was a. good movie that's a TV show she was on. okay go down I've never oh she was a. normal people yeah can I talk about war. of the world I loved normal people.

remember that normal people normal. people can I talk about war of the world. normal people War of the world yeah can. I talk about it please. okay yeah man John. krinsk that's so funny thank you we. should just ended there that's good yeah. thank you for bringing her. [Music]. bad.

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