Andrew Has Heat! | Ep 49 | Bad Friends

wait. i don't know how to make their sounds. [Laughter]. what is it go go do it again. put the cards down put the card down and. just do it. i know what it is yeah yeah. i got it that was really good you two. are bad friends who are these two idiots.

white dude i'm an asian dude you two. are disgusting oh you two or something. we're bad. friends to go from hawaii to this dreary. dystopian nightmare bro. yeah so good you know when you're flying. into la. you know at night especially and you see. just the vastness of. sadness yeah how big it is how big and. sad it is. yeah it's deep you hear that music.

[Music]. i lost my voice i don't know how i lost. honestly i lost my voice. i i i literally woke up yeah and i was. trying to yell at my wife. as i do yeah and i just couldn't i. couldn't do it does it sound like it. hurts. are you sick yeah no i know i just it's. like gone. yeah i don't know what it's from dude. i'm right now i just realized.

my eyebrows are cartoony bro they're big. again. what happened trim those down bro no i. leave them this way because of you. oh really yeah i want this holy [ __ ] it. looks good right it looks like uh. very cartoony yeah yeah don't do that oh. dude honestly i lost my voice i think. from. i do this charity every single weekend. where i i go and i uh feed the homeless. i it's it's. called feeding feeding [ __ ] and i feed. and [ __ ] the homeless. and uh i don't know maybe it was too. many [ __ ].

i fed a bunch too he didn't do any of. that no you know that jules right. there's not his his heart is a black. stone hey guys. to start oh my god hold on let's can i. do a real can we. start from the real let's start from the. beginning. we don't have him we haven't even. started and we have him interrupting hey. buddies. let's go i have a bit i wrote something. last night with my wife. let's do a questionnaire i have a bunch. of questions about you know. yeah yeah about the music and music yeah.

1970s music here we go. yeah created cold water. what is it revival very good one point. for andrew. right george ringo john who's the one. paul okay one for bobby. and then we go on and on and he thinks. he's being clever. he is clever though he is very clever. he's a clever saying that like. you can't open up bro with a [ __ ]. bit that you wrote already he wants to. though what were you gonna say.

fancy it wasn't a bit for me was i. called open. see he wrote a cold open that's good for. the [ __ ] tonight show well let's hear. the cold open yeah. let's hear the cold open you [ __ ] well. you have. you guys have uh some cards in front of. you uh see we're not doing a bit no. we're not i'm not doing it i refuse it. we we're in control of the show right we. will do the [ __ ] bit. like later how about we do a cold closer. with that. sounds great okay good jules look right. into your camera jules has a new camera. it's high def so because people because.

people complain the old camera was. terrible yeah. so look into the camera and i want you. to do a traditional opening for bad. friends say welcome to bad friends. you know give us like a run give the. fans a rundown of what's going to happen. on this episode today. go ahead into your camera go ahead. hi guys welcome to bad friends. and today we're going to play some cards. you're fired yeah we're not playing.

cards we're not playing cards start from. the beginning. you have to guess what's going to go. wrong today so just. how about this not just one thing you. gotta name four things four things. that's gonna happen right you're gonna. make them up. right go ahead and action hi guys this. is. rudy and welcome to bad friends. today we're going to play. named tito bobby's lee's favorite. animal good okay very good that's a game.

we're going to eat another balut. ah okay okay interesting and then. we're going to sing a song i like songs. and lastly lastly we're going to. pray to god wow wow what a show can we. pray to god first let's. pray let's open with prayer together why. don't you open with a prayer jewel yeah. yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah over with. the prayer. dear god good opening that's a good.

start yeah. thank you for this wonderful day okay. i'm thankful that tito bobby arrived. safely. from hawaii i'm glad we have. two other dogs in the house oh god. it's it's i know and you don't know you. have no [ __ ] i can feel it i can feel. it you have no [ __ ] idea bro okay. glad to see to andrew george and andreas.

and that's it in that order yeah yeah. are you going to close it out how do you. close the prayer you got to close that. out somehow. amen there we go hey or a woman we don't. discriminate here at bad friends. yeah bob welcome back thank you from. hawaii. i come back so i come last night right. yeah. i'm like i [ __ ] landed i didn't eat. all day. i landed you know try to social distance. in the [ __ ] airports the whole thing. you you get it yeah i get it the guy.

the [ __ ] puerto rican man picks me up. at the airport hello how are you. i don't okay let's go yeah we get in the. car. and i call you know kalai last night i'm. i'm. in the car yeah i'm gonna be there in. about 30 minutes okay just. mind the two other dogs i go what what. yeah we got two dots mine you know just. they're downstairs. two new dogs i go what what a pit bull. we have a new pit bull and a little a. little black one. chihuahua whatever that is it's this.

side except the people. the pitbull is the biggest dog i've ever. seen in my life right it's got the head. of [ __ ] joey diaz. it's huge right and then the little one. is like this it's like a um kevin hart. yeah i call him little kevin hart's so. you got a little kevin hart right. and this gigantic rock right right i. come in they're just. yapping right running around they're not. even puppies. they're full-grown adult dogs adult dogs. yeah and who are they who. whose dogs are they a homeless woman. what. a homeless woman she yeah she's sick so.

what. what is that it's our job now if. is to [ __ ] take in all dogs that are. [ __ ] homeless. yeah how did you get these dogs jules um. a friend of a decalila texted her. homeless friend. no um her friend was helping the. homeless. situation yeah okay that's why i don't. pick up the phone. yeah you gotta yeah you don't you don't. pick up the phone no it could be. anything it could be like hey you know i. have three kids one of them's. you know blind and you know his heart is.

on his shoulder. yeah he has a thing you know i mean can. you take care i don't pic anything can. happen. no yeah i can't i'm sorry i don't pick. up the [ __ ] phone you [ __ ] up by. picking up the phone and now how long. don't look at me like that one young. lady now also how long are we gonna have. these [ __ ] dogs for. maybe two weeks yeah you [ __ ]. [ __ ] hey hey hey hey hey hey. you're not gonna do anything oh hey hey. hey hey hey. hey hey hey whoa whoa whoa whoa how do. you think you got inside of that house. okay yeah yeah cool it out i'm not gonna.

do anything we're gonna. take care of them not you um because. that's what i said. you said i'm not doing this no i just. said oh i'm not doing. anything i don't want to do anything. they were like there was a piece of poo. i saw earlier today leave it i acted as. if it was like i had seen it before. yeah i mean like it was a part of like a. cup holder or something you know you. should do you should you should put like. um a little something in the poo to let. them know that you saw it yeah. a little memento a little tiny flower. yeah yeah a little filler confederate.

flag. yeah little confederate flag right just. to know right. yeah yeah it's been seized it's been. seized and it's yours and it's yours to. pick up. right what are the dogs names do we name. the dogs. the pit bull is babe that's what homo. you know homeless people yeah yeah yeah. and the chihuahua is. lady almost she probably wants to say. baby baby. baby comes up baby baby what's the other. one's called lady benedict and they. rhyme because you can't say that many. words lady baby yeah baby lady laziest. [ __ ] name. baby lady baby.

yeah exactly you don't even know which. one they're calling say no. you ever like run into a homeless person. and they they start talking gibberish. but then you agree with them. all the time hey man. and he doesn't know why and you're like. i agree. he doesn't know why yeah i'm always and. the toca. the toca needs to go back to the [ __ ]. house and they go oh yeah. right and then you're like you're in. this conversation with a [ __ ]. homeless person. yeah dude i was in hawaii bro and bro. so i'm walking you know i had eight days.

off yeah in the middle there yeah. you know and they're like you know you. have eight days off no one's really. walking around there's nothing to do. yeah. what about the beach you can't go to the. beach no because where they have us they. have us. at the docks oh there's no beach there. it's like. boats right right right it's beautiful. no it's still pretty boats yeah you like. a big boat guy i'm not a big bull guy. but you don't like boats at all. but visually they're not it's not like. seeing like you know. industrial pipes at least it's not trash.

yeah yeah so i i go you know what today. i can't just sit here all day. i'm gonna go for a little walk you know. get some nature in yeah soak in the sun. get your steps and get the vitamins i. got that you know how in the energy. yeah yeah energy well vitamin d vitamin. energy very helpful so anyway. i put on my [ __ ] oh i have these um i. went. you know i've been going clothes. shopping online yeah i've been pisces um. you know those tights what do you mean. like lululemon. yeah yeah but i'm getting different. brands i'm good i got um tights from.

nike fila and i also got the types from. um. super dry yeah they're really super you. know super super tight yeah the super. tight ones right yeah. and um i didn't you know how jokoy will. wear shorts. over it yeah i don't do that you don't. you go full blown time okay so they see. it. they see everything so they see the. knuckle sticking right now yeah okay. yeah and wear a tight shirt right and. that's oh for some reason i always wear. a beanie that's my thing. because i'm wearing a mask so i want. some people maybe to recognize me yeah i. was just going to say you want to make.

sure people know who you are right with. the glasses and so i sometimes i'll get. it mm-hmm. you know people drive by what's up. they're friends right. i'm like what's up yeah you recognize me. thing maybe i'll do that whole thing. right. so then i'm walking around this [ __ ]. homeless guy. rides a bike toward me he goes hey man. be happy be free take off your mask. and you rise by right and i like all of. a sudden i was just like you know. because i wanted to say something.

i couldn't get it out he was on his bike. and i was trying to get it out. but he was still he was cruising. and i turned around and soon he was gone. right so i couldn't even say what i want. to say. what did you want to say i was gonna lie. you know i was lying my friend randy. smith died from it he was 26 and he was. healthy. like a full-blown lie right you know he. was a [ __ ] triathlete to the quad. athlete and he's a [ __ ]. he he's he's a cruncher man and he's a. champion. and he was healthy he had no premium.

abilities. right right right and he died from it. just to just lie. right so shake it up but as soon as i. was trying to say that he was gone. man yeah so he kind of sit with you all. day yeah it sat with me all day bro. and he won that little war i almost got. beat up in my own neighborhood. why i this guy i you know you do i do. the white guy thing when somebody drives. too fast i go like this. i love your white guy yeah i love your. guy yeah i love it so this guy flies by.

me in a. in like a dusty old dirty disgusting. pickup truck yeah. and i this thing yeah one of these yeah. that. you know yeah yeah yeah and i start. walking and then i hear. i love when that happens he backs up and. gets right next to me and i've got my. little dog my little tiny dog i love. your dog and i'm and i'm scared and. nervous. and i see this dude is massive. and i'm thinking great i now got to get. beat up for being. you know annoyed in my own neighborhood. yeah yeah and in the most earnest honest.

way he goes. did i do something wrong i go uh. you saw her going fast he goes oh okay. did you flick me off. no no no i i was like you know annoyed. and then and then i did lie he goes you. got kids here or something i go. yes my fam i have kids we live right. here. we have little kids that's a lie and he. goes oh my bad okay i'll slow down i was. like. thank you very much and off he goes my. dog.

looks up at me and goes we don't have. kids. yeah dude he i mean like shaved head. tats up on that and he goes did i do. something wrong. [ __ ] i'm gonna get beat up in my own. neighborhood yeah so beat the [ __ ] out. of me. but i lied said i had kids got right out. of it. fine if i said i don't have kids then he. would have been like oh then don't be a. [ __ ] and he would have kicked the [ __ ]. out of him and you do have to lie. yeah i don't lie all the time we have. children here we have little. little children here yeah yeah we have. to protect the neighborhood one of them.

is one of them's blind in a wheelchair. yeah yeah sometimes he rolls out in the. street. yeah and he's just where am i yeah he's. been hit like four times. the poor guy we're trying to help him. out so the guy. have you seen that guy before i've seen. the truck in the neighborhood. he's working on one of the houses up the. street dude there is a house. they've been working on for the two. years that i've been in my neighborhood. two years the rumor i heard was. the couple started it together and then.

split. so they just stopped and now they're. finishing the house. and i just can't like at this point just. leave it it's all. you lost yeah like just to stop stop the. house. set it on get the here's what you do you. pay a guy to burn it to the ground. and you get the insurance right like i. know one of these guys. good fellas i know when he turn the. [ __ ] that bar down burn it yeah. get the money yeah it's not hard to. cover up by the way. it's so funny when you said that it's. like when i first moved into. our house right i've never had neighbors.

really and i've never talked to. neighbors well because you before in the. condo you didn't give me a condo it's. also i'm just not. i don't like small talk and who does and. i'm also like a weird little [ __ ] guy. so anyway um i we you know we're packing. one day and this guy comes up this is. before the [ __ ] pandemic. yeah and he's like this balding kind of. fat or older guy. he goes what's up man i'm cliff angle. and i go what what is that name right. cliff man i've seen remember we've done. that commercial in 88 98.

oh right wow we used to see at auditions. all the time. welcome to the neighborhood so this guy. knows you right right i go. oh yeah yeah good and he goes yes so. anyway you know we have these powwows i. go no. and i just walked back up by cliff angle. i left cliff. angle cliff angle i just made up the. name i know i don't see his real name i. know i know his name. his real name is okay because i make up. names. right and whenever i make up a name they. always come out. like names you've never heard before. right by the way cliff angle probably is.

a real guy you think so. yeah oh but i don't know how to do so i. don't talk to anybody. the guy next to us right is a producer. a famous like a famous yeah yeah you. know him oh okay right he produces a lot. of comedy central [ __ ] oh really yeah. huh and he's the one that um i don't. know if i should i'll [ __ ] it. say it yeah we're gonna regret it but. he'll call him. he's going to call me and go that was. inappropriate well we're not going to. call anybody on this show anymore. exactly we're not are we no so we were.

negotiating. yeah so i was looking at houses. and then in the in the and then my. [ __ ] um what you call it the real. estate person. yeah says um you know the guy that owns. the house he actually know him but he. doesn't want me to tell you know him. because he doesn't want to lower his. price oh wow. right that's interesting it's. interesting right yeah i go. yeah but i could just call him and go. what the [ __ ] are you doing right you. have to say you cannot he goes. you cannot tell him why you're not. supposed to know who owns the house. before you yeah he goes. yeah i didn't know i didn't know he i.

don't know i didn't know the name even. even when he said. i knew the name he knows me we've worked. together you know when you do a comedy. central whatever. right you don't know all the producers. with that you don't meet people it's a. thousand people yes he knows. who i am right right and i go oh and so. um i had to pretend that i didn't. even you know i mean that i didn't know. that he owned the house until after i. bought it but even still you don't but. now i have a. i do know i know who he is now because i. went to his house afterwards he started. inviting me like. his parties is he having a nice night i.

have a really big big nice house he does. but he [ __ ] me on the house. why you overpaid yes seriously you. wouldn't budge. so when you go to his house when he. throws parties steal stuff. oh yeah just take [ __ ] yeah but jeff. ross and some people have something. they're all there. take [ __ ] from him too oh yeah [ __ ] that. guy yeah let people come inside. you go inside of his house take stuff. yeah and then the guy next to me he's an. old man. that old man he's the god does he. complain. yeah my dog on the backyard he does you. don't like him yeah and all of a sudden.

like. he's watching i'll look around i'll go. he's not here and then you know i'm with. the dogs and all of a sudden i'm here. hey man keep your dogs down just pick up. where the [ __ ] is and i look up. and he's in the tree coming down you. know i mean like he's like in a tree you. know i mean. right and then like a another dog i. won't see him i'll go. hey buddy you know you can keep the dogs. down i'll look around and he's. underneath like. a bush you know me pop popping up i've. just been hanging out under yeah. yeah he's the worst you don't like him. either do you no he's a white guy in me. what is his name do you know his name no. we don't know his name does he ever say.

anything to you. no he doesn't he doesn't you think this. one better now you better know. this little one people like delivery. people they think that. she's a mute they think that she is like. like a handicapped mute they're like i. dropped off like a mental like your. handicap. daughter and this girl came out you know. i mean you know this girl came out like. it didn't speak english i go yeah but. she's normal no but she's just like all. you know i mean are you sure her eyes. are weird. i don't know if you can trust her yeah. what did you do while tito was in hawaii.

i played games study school. you didn't do any [ __ ] school work. don't lie. i know that's why i should say you don't. do school work i do. you do yeah i figure you just take the. test and you ace it. so we haven't we didn't talk about. there's so much that went on man. yeah we got to talk we didn't talk about. the capitol riots. yeah we didn't talk about the election. well i got hurt in the capital rights i. fell off of the top.

good bit i was climbing i know no i. didn't get in. i know i could because you had to climb. that wall it's so. steep it's so slippery that wall you. know i mean and other people had like. ropes and. different things right they had yeah. materials and then i took a [ __ ] um. a [ __ ] up a pole and those windows so. thick. thick as [ __ ] bro this big i kept taking. and then. i created a hole and then i got from the. other side. right on my eye he did a little [ __ ].

pepper spray. right in my eye so much so i had to back. up like oh [ __ ] you know i mean. this revolution revolutionary working. you know and so we had to stop. yeah but i've been obsessed with that. you know it's like when i've been on. possesses. um you know they're caught up in the. moment. right and they're like yeah this is it. you know. right they actually thought that they. could overturn and. like take over the government right and. then and then you know they got went. home they don't. didn't realize the consequences yeah i. know. right they probably you know what 20.

years. yeah right you broke into a federal. business i know are you out of your mind. out of your mind you would think that. you would that would be in your head. like is this. no because they think there's power in. the masses they think they can't get all. of us. you know how like when you were when you. were at a party at a house party and the. cops show up. yeah and you're like if we all run. they're probably not going to get most. of us. all right that's how they feel they're. like they're not going to catch me. they're going to get like two or three. people. yeah but that was back in the day when. there was no social media.

yeah the guy that works at walgreens. wednesday to saturday. 7-8 pm it's me and they're just like. so stupid and i know what they're doing. they're bragging. to the other their other friends that. have the same ideology. that are stuck at home right probably. being envious like i should be there. or too fat to even leave they're. probably you know all right well let's.

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what are you gonna do stop the show no. franchise i know but you can't well then. they should get the hologram. alex trebek in there because dude okay. listen look. look at let's look at family feud yes. steve richard dawson right. yeah kissed people on the mouth he used. to grab girls. breasts yeah he goes welcome hey good. luck 100 people. we asked yeah yeah. he'd go good luck right and.

right on tv and people were just like. yay. right he didn't give a [ __ ] he's. assaulting her yeah yeah yeah. yeah he was expected it was okay no no. one cared yeah yeah. and then you had several different hosts. five i think before like before steve. harvey yeah but steve harvey. is killing it on that show he is he's so. funny on that show yeah but that's. because the show involves humor. right jeopardy isn't funny. it's still you hatching dawson isn't a.

funny guy he was. fyi he was back then he was okay funny. because he. in the middle of asking he would just. honk attack all right i know but that's. okay. but what i'm saying though is is that um. you'll find a guy eventually. i don't know man that's a heart he that. the reason that i think it's tough with. jeopardy is because. how do you read a question in that way. that he used to that was like. he was intelligent so you believed he. knew the answer even if i don't know if. he ever did. and then also it was like he sounded.

like a. it was like a book it sounded like it. was pre-made all those questions were. like perfect for him to read. and anybody else that does it sounds. like when andres asks. like andres ask us a trivia question. watch look at how hard it is. hey guys see what i mean i'm turning the. channel immediately. hey guys it's gone i know i finished it. this question though. who directed elf john favreau. no no. who is uh adam mckay.

john fabro damn bobby wins. did you really think it was andy and. andrew mckay adam mckay adam mckay no i. didn't know who [ __ ] directed. alphabet i know john. did it no i mean i know now yeah thanks. to fancy b yeah. actually you could take the job b that. was pretty good. you know john favreau is uh favreau. whatever. favorite row favorite favreau what a. career. rudy what a career though. i'm saying he started in rudy as like.

the dumpy best friend. i know right right he was in that huge. yeah and then um. because swingers swingers is what did it. though. well that's what because they see i. think swingers is what did. vince as a movie icon i think it made. favreau a piece of the business forever. right but no one knew who the [ __ ] those. two were. no [ __ ] swingers they [ __ ] wrote. that thing produced that thing. right and they made that thing happen. yeah it's like that you know.

we you and i might do a netflix movie. yes we're gonna make that happen. no we have to do it yeah yeah because we. because the fans want us to do something. we gotta put [ __ ]. no i'm not putting her in can you act. can you act no she can't be the pizza. girl just come over one day and just. knock knock. let's see let's audition you right now. yeah yeah yeah yeah so we're all right. we're hanging out playing video games. and you're dropping off pizza let's go. yeah yeah come on yeah well let's do. some dialogue before okay go ahead. what what line is it when she interrupts.

so um the line. i'll give you that line all right yeah. dagnabbit. right the red guy's behind the wall. okay that's my that's your line okay all. right here we go so i'm going to be like. oh god man. mate is your um internet janky yeah i. don't know what's going on i mean. mom mom yeah. i'm sorry dude you know maybe she should. get out of her tablet okay. get down get down get down get that okay. the red guy's behind the wall he's. behind the tag. he's right behind him oh what we have a. doorbell why would somebody yell you.

ding-dong yeah they just yell. ding-dong what a weird pizza person. [Music]. yeah hello i'll get it hello you got it. hello. hi uh did you order hi did you order. your pizza. yeah we did like three hours ago yeah of. course. we did three hours ago i'm sorry this is. your pizza. oh where were you traffic really. it's two blocks away the dominoes. there's still traffic. anyway time out we don't have to pay for.

this do we. you need you need to tip me. wow all right how much do you want yeah. what do you want. five dollars all right oh wow that's. pretty reasonable yeah all right here. just throw it on the ground. that's right here pick it up pick it up. pick it up have a good day she's hired. she's hired you're hired for the gig. really good i think you're good. you know what pizza people always bow. before they leave bow thank you there. you go yeah you have to bow that's how. you close out a pizza scene. all right we'll do it we'll make the. movie we'll do it and we'll do it did.

you have fun while you're in hawaii. filming or no. you know it's um oh timeout before you. answer that what did you miss me. you know um you annoyed me did you miss. me i didn't know i missed you no. i was trying i was trying to um rework. my relationship with you. yeah you know in hawaii because i want. to be honest. [Laughter]. i was reworking my relationship with you. yeah at the end of the day i realized.

we were meant to do this together and um. it's a good team. you know i mean yeah yeah but um i don't. want to bring it back up but there was. something that you said in a previous. podcast that was a little irritated by. right. yeah we're not going to bring it up and. i had to rework that in my. mind but then i as the days went on. here's what did it i worked you through. that existential crisis that you had. yeah so here's what did it though that. made me go oh that. so i i hate to admit this.

so i was there because every other day i. had to wake up even my days off and i. had i had to get a kova test. yeah so in the morning like if there was. a 9 30. covet pickup right sometimes i would be. there with other. actors yeah and there was a young. actress not really that young. but a good actress that you know oh yeah. i didn't know her. yeah yeah and she when she was like hey. hey are you bobby lee. and i go yeah and she goes i'm so-and-so. you know. and i wasn't you know i'm friends with. all these people you're friends with. right. she didn't bring your name up and then.

so you know during all the covert tests. one time. she was talking about podcasting and i. go she goes you have a podcast right i. go yeah i have one with. i do one with myself and my girlfriend. and then i have no another one with. another community and she's like who i. go. andrew santino and she went googly-eyed. she's oh my god he's so funny. i swear to god no yeah no being real. didn't we text you or called you you did. you did you saw i go. she goes oh my god he's so funny i know.

him yeah he's great and the other great. actress was like. andrew santino and i go holy [ __ ]. it was annoying me yeah i know i'm right. here [ __ ]. airman i'm here too [ __ ] you know who. you were. yeah so anyway they were they were. really excited. right and they told stories yeah with. you involved. so that's when i went oh he's known. you know what i mean where it's like now. he's just not known in the comedy world.

because they're actresses they're not. comedians yeah i've worked. they're legitimate actresses the one you. texted me with we worked here that's how. yeah i mean she's. been in aaron sorkin things she's a huge. incredible she's incredible she's such a. good actress great actress right. so when you i'm around like elitist. actresses and actors right they knew me. and then they get excited about you. right it makes me realize oh he might. have some other heat that i'm not aware. of. so if i if i didn't have heat yeah it'd. be you would not be feeling well. if you didn't if i didn't have heat you.

wouldn't want to do it with me either. that's i don't know what heat means to. me yeah yeah you do you know what i'm. saying it is that you and your you've. calculated your mind. yeah right even before you even asked me. to do this. right who would i team up with that. would be the best in terms of chemistry. not heat to me the scale was who was the. most fun. who was the funniest to me i i. understand that but there are. open there's a couple of open micros. right yeah that i could say to myself. i i think i could do a podcast with that.

person that's the most offensive thing. you've ever said to me. like in the most genuine way yeah yeah. you can you could do a podcast just with. any random open mic guy. i'm just there have been but i would. never ask them. because they don't have heat that's. insane that's not insane. it's insane what do you mean. you what go ahead i didn't. i literally didn't mean to offend him. but now that i did. this makes me excited what hurts me the. most is good i actually offended you go.

ahead. i can't yell because my voice today yeah. yeah yeah go ahead which is so annoying. because yeah. yeah yeah not on my brand there are open. micros that i've seen and when. i would have better chemistry with them. and it would be a better podcast but. they don't have. heat you know i mean and it's like you. know. one that's how i don't even memorize. their names i just i've seen them and i. go. yeah that would be better but he has no. heat so therefore. you know it's like i know what you're. doing it's not and it's not working. it is working no it's not because i know.

your face. there are things that you do with your. face yeah right. you know you know it's so funny because. wait so. i'm gonna say. so you know there's two things and this. is something i realized. before i met like i've worked with you. on this right yes that. when when white people have crow's feet.

which is these. wrinkles here right i always looked at. looked at that as a marker of someone. being happy. because they smile all the time and. that's what creates their crow's feet in. their eyes. right but you're the first person i've. ever fed. where no rage does that too. rage creates crow's feet because you. know you. smile right but your smile is. through about through a rage yes and. anger is.

yes so you'll smile like you know i mean. this is gonna get crazy yeah i mean. which creates the crow's feet because. your crow's feet isn't from rage. no it is yeah yeah you're right and you. know what i'm saying i think you. misinterpreted what i was saying what. i'm saying is is that. let's go go back to us right yes is that. you know when i was with you know people. people were worried that we were going. to stop the show why. because you're your existential crisis. that you had on the show. people were like they're going to stop. it's going to be over and then people. watch tiger belly and they were like.

what did you say to bobby. what did you do to bobby nothing. dude to do and let me say this. i don't even know what i said last time. i don't know either. let me say this what i missed you a lot. when you're in hawaii oh my god i. thought about you every day holy [ __ ]. i had one nightmare about you what is it. i had a nightmare you died in hawaii. and i didn't call you but i was going to. call you to tell you. i'm not kidding i did nightmare you got. hit by a car. yeah walking to dinner did you walk to.

dinner one night. every night there's no one where else am. i going to go so i'm psychic. you were walking to dinner you got hit. by like a you know those three wheeled. cars. two in the back one in the front yeah. hawaii they're all over the place. you get hit by one yeah and a big kawana. guy gets. you know oh bro i didn't see you bro. yeah yeah yeah i'm coming back from the. coffee. or the pineapple whatever yeah yeah and. you're like and you were and you were. all twisted up. and he was like [ __ ] dude i think you're. dying bro.

and you were like i am and you could. tell you were dying and he said. any last words and you were like tell. andrew santino i'm sorry. and that i love him and he means the. world to me. oh and then you were out and then you. died and i woke up. and i ran to my phone and i was gonna. text you. but i didn't. and i knew you were okay.

all right andres what's the game no let. me just let me let me add on to that. please. give me an opportunity and just to let. the fans know. let the fans know that number one. i didn't i don't remember i know. what i did last time yeah you had like a. breakdown almost it was okay. no it was honest it was great fine i'm. just i'm honest today yeah. so i don't know i remember number two um.

that was also because we had to backlog. so it just got to the point where. we were doing too many episodes just you. you know you do tiger belly and then i. do. and you do whiskey and we do so many in. a week it was a lot eventually it's like. you go you just go i don't know what. else to [ __ ] say well yeah even you. know i don't even know. we were dumb we were doing too many with. too many and also it's like you need to. you know take breaks so you can you know. re-energize. 100 so um anyway and number two um.

you're not you the only way this will. end you know what i mean is if um. we just physically can't do it anymore. in terms of like we're too busy. or you know or somebody dies or. something happens. i mean i have been thinking about death. in hawaii a lot you know i i downloaded. a. book called the certainty of death yeah. it was written i forgot it was in the. 70s. you know i've been thinking about death. a lot so that's not no truthfully i did. have a dream. it was really weird that you say that. because i i've never.

thought about death as much as i did. when when i was in hawaii that's why i. had a dream. it's really weird we are connected. look at me i hate don't look at me in. the eye you can say whatever you want i. want to look at you though look at me in. the eyes. please. so what i'm saying is what were you. thinking about time but i did have a. dream about you dying hawaii is weird. and and what here's what got me out of. it. yeah and this is real so i was thinking. about death all the time because you. have when you have eight days off.

and you're alone what are you doing what. are you doing you're just walking around. netflix. start thinking about death yeah and then. i i said. okay so i'm 49 you know um. i'm not the healthiest guy in the world. let's just you know you're not unhealthy. yeah but let's say maradona died you. know maradona correct. he died and he was 60. he just recently. died a couple of months ago yeah. let's suppose i'm like because he has. the same body as i do too maragona. he's a little soft yeah yeah no he's.

just you know roly-poly-ish you know. yeah. he did a lot of he he did a lot of drugs. he doesn't eat well. so i said if i if so i'm i'm just going. to take every moment. and just milk every moment. and just be grounded in in in the. present moment. that's cool it's the only way to do it. that's awesome so if you start thinking. about death. then it's your whole day is [ __ ] yeah. that what do you do it's not good yeah. but what's the game. [Laughter].

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okay and they are uh describing an. animal and you guys have to without any. miming only by doing sounds. you have to make that animal happen you. know and the other people have to guess. which animal is. what it is i can't wait you can't mime. that's impossible. this game is this skate let me just say. about this game this is the kind of game. that you play. where you're taking intermediate or.

beginning improv classes even before. that. it's already acting like a parking lot. exercise yeah yeah yeah yeah this is. terrible all right let's hear it let's. hear rudy that's the funniest part by. the way is that you and i are like this. is so stupid we're gonna play. um all right time starts now go. i don't even know if they make sounds um. yeah my second one is impossible. what is it.

[Laughter]. i know i already know what is it i know. it's an elephant no. no all right don't yell at me can i give. a hint. no no. you have to use hands hands is the only. how about this. we try voice first if it doesn't do it. then the second hand okay sounds good.

all right all right my my first one's. easy all right. donkey yeah. and my second one is uh oh this one. really doesn't make noise. you know my second one doesn't make a. new one uh the second one is like uh. someone's like whoa. a bear i know no but i know what i know. what it is like. it's this giraffe no no no no. they're really big don't you can't. describe them.

right yeah rhino rhino. buffalo buffalo buffalo listen the sound. he makes sounds like what he's what he. is. okay. [Music]. no obviously not a cow. whoa ready yeah yeah listen listen to. the sound you made. [Music].

me move bear. panda. you're a [ __ ] moose yeah yeah. all right my turn all right you go oh.

did you see it go. [Music]. [Laughter]. [Music]. [Laughter]. do you not know okay now i not if i do. the hands. right the body will give it away koala. yeah yes. do the sound again. what does the kalwala sound like i have. no idea what do they sound like andre.

yeah that game is so dumb if we would. have opened with that game it would have. ruined the podcast honestly i really. loved the game though. it was pretty good. that's what my house sounds like right. now that's how many animals are in my. [ __ ] house. that what was that that was a koala. oh my god oh that's a koala.

that's crazy is that their mating sound. stop that oh well i was kind of right. you did you got the squeaky yeah i. didn't know they snort like that though. yeah. look at this video i want to show you i. i saw this again and this is. you want to really put a smile on your. face yeah okay because i know we prayed. at the beginning of the episode yeah. we're all very spiritual in our own way. and uh. i want to tell you something for the.

non-believers out there if you find. spirituality in your life. it can fix you watch i'm not gay no more. i am delivered. so this is an old clip people on the. internet know this but it popped up on. my feed somehow again yeah i don't know. why. it brought so much joy in my heart i've.

never seen that before at all. really it's the saddest video i've ever. seen in my life wait a minute. george can you there's a part where he. starts dancing do you have the rest of. it or no is that it. oh my god. oh my god oh how great oh my god right. that's good. oh my god he was shaking out the gay. ghosts i know. shaken up so when do you think the next. time he [ __ ] sucked the dick is.

after that right right after right after. anything right after that so by the way. this guy this is an old clip people on. the internet know it just. resurfaced but this guy went back into. the interview. with his boyfriend like the guy that. would just said that i'm not gay no more. like a year later was like look okay. obviously i'm gay this is insane. it's so crazy here in november of 2014. in the um in the think louis it was our. holy convocation that we have every year. i was new. to the church time out okay so push box.

for a second you could. let me tell you something yeah i don't. care how much god you've got yeah you're. not flipping this guy. this guy is gay. god made this by the way god made this. human he is impossible he made him. beautiful and unique. you're not flipping this this guy is not. gonna [ __ ]. that's my biggest problem is the idea. you were saying it the idea that you're. gonna like. shake the gay out of somebody right.

that's the weirdest [ __ ]. who who was insane enough to even say. that and people bought it. like you can just pray it out yeah and. they this is. this isn't like 200 years ago. this is like 10. this guy is yeah on the. other spectrum. of gay you mean like if there was a. pendulum. of gay yeah he's you know this is the. guy right that does the extra [ __ ]. yeah he's extra right like you come in. my ass right.

right. [Laughter]. you can't the idea that someone could. change you is so. funny to me that it's like you could. just pray it away if you just say it's. not there it's not there. yeah that's so that's so nuts yeah my. neighbor i told you this right my. neighbor went to pray away the gay camp. yeah you know what he said to me what he. goes as a. in the closet 15 year old boy.

what do you think was more heavenly for. me. going to church with my parents and. hiding it or going to a gay camp. with a bunch of repressed gay kids in. the woods alone. you sent a gay kid how excited that'd be. he was like it was he's like it was a. candy store of penis. he's like oh my god he's like all we did. was blow each other that's all we did. the whole time. oh my god you know how exciting that is. he was like. why did he was like i can't believe my. mom thought that was going to like get. gay out. how many counselors do they have there.

to like keep an eye on them because if. there's only. one by the way all the counselors are. also oh no really yeah they're also like. you need they're like religious like you. need to get the you need to get i can. come tuck you in if you need prayer with. god wow. yeah he was like it's he's like it was. basically my parents paid for me to go. learn about sex for the first time and. they thought the whole time it's like. you're going there to. get fixed or whatever the [ __ ] they call. it it's kooky [ __ ]. i it's not because i don't know much. about religion are they more accepting. of gays now or no. yeah it depends on what religion now.

because i know in l.a. right they have what's that called. mosaic or yeah yeah those types are like. that. new new age churches new age christian. churches they're still christian. most christians and i know gay guys that. go there yeah i'm going to church. right and you're like what kind of. church are you going to do mosaic. yeah right and they just go well mosaic. does something. except me it does sound like a pretty. game right. no the all the most i would say all. christian. sub religions are okay with i mean dude. the pope.

openly said search this uh george but. the pope said something about this new. pope was okay with gay marriage. and i think a lot of the old catholic. church was angry at him. because they were like what he's like. who the [ __ ] care i mean who could. [ __ ]. who could care less but pope francis. yeah his belief about same-sex marriage. he doesn't care but for the longest time. it was a you know. it was it was i i think it's the i think. i think most people in america. don't give a [ __ ] i think it's slowly um.

i think their focus. more now in religion yeah is the whole. abortion thing. where it's like i think they they can. sit through like you know i mean. because at some point with a gay guy at. some point they're like can't stop these. gays i mean. we can try to stop these babies. yeah i mean dude honestly for some. reason that popped up today um. in my twitter feed was someone had. retweeted like the anniversary of when. sinead o'connor ripped up the picture of. the pope on snl do you remember that.

one that was such like a big it was the. end of her career. here's a here's a kid where if you're. from ireland. these people couldn't be more catholic. right right it was like so defamatory. she was trying to send a message not. about the pope himself about the. catholic church and covering up all the. people the filthy [ __ ] that they do. yeah but i remember it ruined her for a. while no. it was the end yeah it was all of her. career. yeah it was over yeah it was over that. one moment was just like.

that's what's hard for me to watch that. yeah it was crazy i i'm a huge scenato. connor fan. yeah she was incredible she still is she. i still listen to her. i don't know any new music it's good. yeah it is yeah but it's like no one. listens to it because of that. two moments two moments on snl ruin. people's career that one news music wise. yeah and ashley simpson do you remember. that. yeah she lip-synched over the [ __ ] that. was can we see that video that's maybe. one of the funniest videos i've ever. seen in my life because the track plays. before she gets to sing. right so watch see.

[Music]. see. [Music]. pause it she doesn't know what to do the. track started playing before the band. could start playing their music i would. have been like this right. as soon as right start singing let me be. the actual i can't sing. my voice be the actual thing do it watch. what i do rudy do it. wait wait wait wait what song just make. it up just make up any song. go hello. [Laughter].

you have to do a quick do it again yeah. you have to do a quick that looks so. good yeah yeah and then people would be. like. yeah she got some of the voice yeah. maybe it's just the mic was fine. the mic caught it that's all yeah yeah. the mic was you could argue it you know. that might caught it yeah it was really.

loud yeah. and then they lowered it whatever yeah. this is a perfect time by the way for me. to do something real quick because they. know what i'm gonna do. what we got sent a song a love ballad. for rudy okay wait a guy is in love with. her. it's a lot okay okay this man sent a. love ballad for rudy for rudy jules. i got it forwarded to me through our. production team. and the title literally in the email was. i don't know meaning like i don't know.

what he's saying i don't get it. i listen to this no less than 20 times. i literally couldn't figure out what he. was saying. no offense to the dude it's a sweet song. i don't know what he's saying. so i said to the guys okay we gotta like. see if we can guess what this dude is. saying okay let's hear if we can. let's see if we can make out what he's. trying to say pretty good though.

okay let's but but i know i want to know. what he's saying. it's pretty good though so they put. together some bad friends there do we. think he said take my hanging gun. tonight we die while we dance or tape my. hanukkah tonight we dine on all the ants. let's hear it again.

[Music]. stop it take it's not handgun it's not. either one of them. i think it's one of them take my hand. tonight. take my hand tonight. [Laughter]. let me sing it let's start over.

take my hand alone tonight no he just. goes take my hand. tonight take my. hand there it is okay. okay that we got that first take my hand. and then tonight we know he says tonight. tonight okay so tonight. go ahead. stop what die we dance that's why that's.

what the first one says yeah yeah. die while we no die we dance. perfect all right let's go to the second. piece second piece. [Music]. stuck okay okay.

very hard to make out i feel like it's. the slender man that likes it. i mean that's some creepy let me see the. second card george what does it say. oh i'm sorry that's it right there they. won't run they won't run the stairs. i want to run the stairs or is it gays. don't own the dance. they just run the staff that's what i. want i want it to be b. will you sing it for me i can't sing god. gays don't. own the dance they. just run the staff that's good yeah.

yeah yeah all right yeah yeah let's can. i read sing the whole song the way it's. written now here we go. right give me the lyrics uh honestly i. want to say something. i'll go to band camp right because i. love um lo-fi. bedroom recording that's one of the. things i follow that's what this is. that's what it is. i honestly like the song do you like the. song. it's really cool yeah it's different. yeah it's different i know i just want. to know what he's saying yeah. so we're trying to figure out what we. would like i like to do now is start. from the beginning and have jules sing.

the whole thing. because he wrote it for you yeah he did. okay. what [ __ ] you you're doing it all right. i don't know what you're trying to do. but this is your song okay are you ready. start with a take my hanging gun. tonight we'll dance. [Music]. they won't run the stairs.

i wanna run the stairs. [Music]. [Laughter]. [Music]. [Laughter]. very good very good that guy wrote a. song. i wrote a song how do you feel about it. it's nice i like it let me see the next. couple of cards what's the next one just. the cards. the next one was either moth dance dance.

dance hung. tonight's the night we dance duns down. stunts tonight's the night we dance. and what's the light is that the last. card. i got you send me the song i really like. it send him the song. we just got to figure out what he's. saying it's crazy are you are you into. this dude maybe. like could this be a potential date can. i see his face. do you have his face george um no but i. talked to him he's a real nice guy he's. a nice guy you don't know what he looks. like then.

no he sounds no but dude do you know. what he looks like i'll just off screen. we're not gonna show it on the show but. do you know what it looks like. no we don't oh then no but we could set. it up. yeah tell him to send a [ __ ] photo. man tell him to send a photo yeah. honestly it's a fun song it's a good. song but when i heard it i was like. i just don't know what he's saying yeah. tonight's the night here's where we put. a lot of it together it's called beauty. and the beast that's how he titled the. song beauty and the beast. is that really yeah 100 then he's ugly.

no no he's saying she's the beauty. she's the beast he's the beauty oh he's. the beauty i think he's. i think i think he's a male model oh wow. yeah. you know i was i you know i ran into a. guy in hawaii. and he he was like this guy it was. socially distanced but he came up to me. was like this. large hawaiian man and he goes hey. bad friend's right i go yeah i go and we. kind of losely distance talked and he. goes. like why do you like it and he goes it's.

because. you guys um say things that. you know society is trying to take away. you know i mean but i don't see it that. way i mean i mean i mean. like the things that we say right i. don't think is like going against. you know pc culture or. no we're just having fun being us yeah. it was just two guys. talking right but it's not like we. purposely. you know i think he's saying that we. just are free with what we talk about.

what we do. there's still certain things like you. know we won't say. yeah like go ahead say it right now. we'll beep it go i'll put a mascot right. but. but you say something okay this is gonna. be fun but. here okay ready. you go first because i don't trust you. no you go first go ahead. go ahead. [Laughter].

uh-huh. look at me yeah yeah. [Music]. [Laughter]. look at me he goes look at this no. no no no i want to hear you. it's fun it's fun. [Music].

okay i don't think we say anything bad. on the show no. no you know what he was saying though he. just says that we come out here and we. have a good time and we have fun. yeah it's so it that is freeing though. that is so nice dude. it's freeing but you can't do it there. should be a place that you could go. and yell racial epithets and cuss words. and like in any form. in like a comfortable setting like. everyone gets together you know they. have cat cafes. yeah yeah you know when you like buy a. coffee and you get the pet random cats. yeah like in japanese or. like the purge we have one day one day. you can say all this whatever you want. like the purge.

oh wow right yeah make it november 12th. november. 12th is we'll say whatever you want to. say you know everyone is saying yeah and. people walk up to me hey [ __ ]. and obviously like hi yeah. it's allowed i think there should be a. purge a purge racial epithet cuss word. day or yeah or a cafe would be nice. that's what i'm saying a sign that says. like you said you know i mean that. whatever you can say whatever you want. in this cafe right no physical. no physical harming them no no no and by. the way it has to be all in good fun. it's in good fun right yeah yeah like a.

guy walks in you pay your money. you have to buy a coffee you know they. make you guys like coffee you have to. buy a coffee. well it'd be weird to be standing there. with your hands by your side being like. you don't have to wear the mask it's you. know what i mean yeah yeah yeah yeah. yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah we. all the rules we have right right. wear a mask yeah comment and you won't. you can say whatever you want say. whatever you want but it's a time limit. you only get 15 minutes yeah you got to. get it all out in 15 minutes. should we open up a place like that call. it safe space. save space we'll call it safe space yeah. that's the polar opposite of what safe. spaces are right now.

you know on college campuses they have. safe spaces where they people feel. offended do you know about this yeah. no i'm trying to think to myself like if. that would work i don't think it would. why because anybody would come really. yeah and i don't think i. i think people would come in and like. walk in. they'll probably walk in like this like. but me and you and then like and it's. like. and they'll see it like a mexican person. and they'll go hey. and they won't do it let's be honest. yeah this this would be only white. people that would come and do this. that's true yeah yeah a bunch of racist. white people i know and then we'd film.

all of it. and then we'd sell it on youtube or we'd. sell it to somebody we'd sell it on. netflix. we'll call it blackmail it'll be hosted. by. kevin hart yeah hey welcome back to. blackmail. i'm kevin hart yeah yeah check this out. we got this guy saying the n word 38. times we're about to go to his job. and he show up at his job. [Laughter]. i want to say something very genuine. real quick if we can let's do it because. we got him. you got emotional in the last episode i. did what did i say exactly well you had. the existential crisis of why are we. even doing anything you know.

and people were very supportive and the. fans were great i read some. stuff it's fine yeah yeah yeah what i. want people to know is. this is always so much fun for us and. i love it and even when we butt heads or. we get. into little quarrels i think people have. to know that. it's because we love each other yeah. today was funny because i woke up and i. couldn't wait to get here me too and i. need to be in that space. yeah when i have to drag myself out here.

it's hard well it's hard. we have tough days i think we just we. spill it out all the time so sometimes. if we're not having a good day. it plops out does it feel be honest with. me. yeah does it feel different that we have. a different president or does it feel. the same. um honestly i mean it feels. do you know why it doesn't feel. different at all because. um a it never does when somebody comes. in it takes a long time. and b the pandy if if the pandy didn't.

happen. it probably would feel different it it. it doesn't matter not well what do you. mean none of it matters. i mean i think maybe like in the long. haul maybe certain you know. legislative you know i mean yeah things. that he does you know we might. you know you might be able to feel the. impact a little bit right but in terms. of like just day-to-day. yeah feelings right what's going on it's. the same. yeah i know all that other stuff is just. noise yeah. and chatter right and it's like people's. opinions and we get.

caught up in it it's [ __ ] at the end. of the day we're okay. with anybody really yeah i mean look at. the end of the day it's. what what really does this riot and. overthrow the government i think it is. funny that trump pardoned little wayne. that may be like the funniest thing i've. ever heard in my entire life not only. was that funny that he didn't pardon. any of the writers you think to yourself. right because he could have yeah. could he have yeah 100 could have. legally he could have.

and they're sitting there like we did. that for you and then just to think that. he didn't part of them. yeah is like the big how do they not. know now. so funny it's like a betrayal like he. doesn't give a [ __ ] about it i think he. i think. on the way out of the helicopter i think. he said am i wrong did he say. have a good life yep. have a good have a good life can i tell. you something that's the funniest exit. i've ever heard of. the best exit have a good life. no does it feel different honestly no it. doesn't feel different did you think it.

was going to. did you really like thinking no it does. make you think though like. why was i so i mean obviously you know. putting kids in cages and all that [ __ ]. is [ __ ] crazy and. it's like maddening you put you put rudy. in a cage yeah yeah. but um you know and it is it is. as a symbol you know it is great that. he's gone. you know i hated him let's be honest. yeah you did. you know but in terms of just what i. can't speak on it he was a family member.

of ours. yeah it's uncle donnie yeah it's uncle d. but did. what implications did it have in my. daily personal life. not a lot not a lot right you know. that's what i'm saying but you know. as a symbol and in terms of he's just a. [ __ ]. he represents something that i abhor. right. and i want to say that out loud i have. horses and things. yeah yeah what is so important. i uh poor white people who think that um.

they're entitled. you know to this country and that that. that you know that they are. tied to this country as much more than i. am someone that looks like me. you know and it's like no this country. belongs to me as well. belongs to everybody and it i honestly. do i don't know anything about korea. i [ __ ] honestly i'm that's all i. am is an american yeah you're an. american i breathe it you know. there we are we are americans and. except i know.

and there's there's several of us we can. make a phone call i do think that's. weird that we do work with. two foreigners whatever you want to call. them yeah yeah. aliens is that what they whatever mud. something. you know i don't know what the second. term is but mud something yeah. thanks thank you for being a bad friend. oh no hold on one second one second one. second. um i want rudy to take us out. and i wa will you play that song and i. want her all right so.

she doesn't [ __ ] care she doesn't. give a [ __ ] about you baby. wait i should sing she cares about me. not really. go ahead do you not care about me i care. no she doesn't i care. she texted me on accident you really. text him. on accident on accident that's not. that's that's caring no no. this is very funny she sends me a text. this made me laugh so hard. rudy look at this look at this look at. this look at this ready.

hi annette we're in the meeting already. and at first i was like i should [ __ ]. with her but maybe that maybe that's. important and i wrote. i wrote this is me rudy and she goes oh. sorry tito andrew and i said all good. how's hawaii. and she said we didn't go with tito. bobby. and i said oh why and she goes he's a. dick. [Laughter]. he's a dick why didn't you go he's a. dick did you see that.

no let me see you see it right there. he's a dick why'd you call me a dick i. didn't say that. i have it right there anyway so. play the song and then she'll go out. i don't know the lyrics. oh thank you for listening to bad. friends. thank you for being a bad friend. [Music].

are you a man we definitely can't start. that way what. are you a man what do you mean put your. box for men. what does it say for men isn't put your. books a box for men or no no it's just. me. oh it is oh that was not oh there's. matt's man crate it's man. man crate man crate is with me no that's. manscaped. no man crate man crate are the ones that. you opened yeah yeah for men.

that's what that was no no this is me i. didn't know on my bed. [Music].