Aliens, Gyoza & Japanese Dog Men, Oh My! | Ep 179 | Bad Friends

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but anyway um who called you every day. that you had covet who called you every. day that you had covet you did you call. text me a couple times right but and. then who else Pete nothing from Pete. you're on the road you're headlining but. you called me the most I think you. texted me the most I did I was worried. about you when you said when you when I. first called you I said how are you. feeling you're like yeah but Robin would. call Batman if Batman was sick. that well no no it's the other way. around buddy I think I'm Robin and I did. call you no I'm Batman for sure you're.

100 not Batman yeah 100 Batman you're. definitely not Batman see my house as a. cave there's nothing beautiful Anonymous. about you at all there's nothing like. sexy. how do you Batman's not sexy yes. absolutely is oh who gets more [ __ ]. Robin or Batman Batman are you yeah. Robin's gay I think Robin's gay oh yes. he gets no [ __ ] oh it's the it's the. color of the costume he's gonna change. that up no it's like a salmon or. something I think it's Chris O'Donnell. [Laughter].

a little bit closer to ant. cockroach boy they're different. universes cupcake guys. Ant-Man Marvel cupcake guy yeah yeah. okay you're closer to the cupcake guy. yeah. you're whatever superhero orders too. many things to eat what superhero is. that wombat full menu guy oh yeah you. are wombat one Batman one Batman one. Batman one Batman okay all right.

yeah thanks yeah uh Carlos is what. Alfred yeah for sure slave I don't know. I kind of like do anything I love Alfred. I think Pete is closer to Alfred he's. closer to Alfred yeah right Carlos is a. little bit closer to like the penguin. right Carlos is definitely penguin yeah. um you are poison ivy that's poison or. Catwoman no that's poison ivy poison ivy. yeah you have more of a hippie you know. what Pete is actually Pete is what was. Schwarzenegger remember ice what was it. uh ice cream Mr Freeze yeah Mr Freeze Mr. Freeze yeah yeah uh welcome back Bobby.

it's healthy hello you're back off the. road headlining jet ski Johnson uh we're. back in the studio man look at this. we're all back together I love it a. family a team how was the shows amazing. sold out sold out the people are great. and Vegas was baby you played Wise Guys. played Wise Guys one night uh it was my. first weekend I did Thursday in Salt. Lake City Friday Saturday Vegas Okay so. Thursday you did one show all one the. Wise Guys yeah okay you sold that out. very close each night it's either a.

seller or not just say yeah yeah yeah. she did yeah. okay I'll give you that Friday yeah sold. out everything sold out sold out sold. out great they even sold out the sold. out sign sold out somebody bought it. yeah that's what happens Seinfeld was in. town too but yeah can you believe. Jessie's across the street it's crazy. and Vegas was wild it's different. without us don't know oh yeah it's a lot. uh it's a lot lonelier but I worked a. lot harder really yeah were you nervous.

um the first night I was pretty nervous. um and I like just remembering all my. jokes but I was more nervous like flying. alone yeah because we were there for the. comfortable yeah you know you could. choose your fry we'd find winter yeah oh. that's cool congratulations uh speaking. of flying man the government just. admitted that we have UFOs legit like. legit legit it's over yeah wrap it up. dude [ __ ] yeah what government look it. up it's what are your government the. only one that matters what. administration buying them Trump because.

I only trust Trump uh Rand Paul's. remember Rand Paul that's kind of his. thing oh I like him yeah we love that. guy yeah no dude the government they got. they got tea party Tea Party. no they literally admitted look it up. right didn't they admit to saying that. we have contact with aliens is that what. it was and they should have physical. contact. hello I'm John hello. is that ibadopa yeah hello hi I'm John. what's your name.

yeah Francis Ford Coppola's nephew yeah. alien I direct up there too. space father they said that we have. contact whistleblower tells Congress the. U.S is concealing multi-decade program. that captures UFOs. wait whistleblower tells like who's this. whistleblower someone that worked that. worked yeah but who knows who that is. what do you mean. no I saw him he's a big he's a white guy.

it's a white guy yeah we gotta trust him. yeah oh if it's a white guy you trust. yeah he's like tall too what have you. learned nothing about this country oh. why people should tell the truth that's. right yeah that's right no but they. basically said that we got contact with. these people that we've been going up. that we've been talking to them for a. long time multiple talk was right doc. was right the whole time I'd apologize. yeah man I told y'all man that was crazy. man y'all thought it was online I would. tell y'all the truth it's insane how. true it did come to be and we captured. them what does that mean that we've got. him somewhere I gotta believe that we.

have one somewhere. four shocking moments from Congress UFO. hearing non-human Pilots to possible. contact with aliens come on dude. what do you mean you don't buy it I. don't buy it dude this is this is every. po every every valid news source is. talking about this if I see an alien. right. if I see a photo of idiokopola right. yeah. and a photo you can't take pictures of.

them why you can't get translucent yes. you can't capture them or they're like. your dick trying to see through yeah. whoa yeah whoa this is real dude look. they made contact with extraterrestrial. life per Grouch personally interviewed. people with direct knowledge of. non-human or origin craft so he. personally spoke with people that have. been on non-human origin crafts let me. what was the like let's say you captured. me yeah I'm an alien I'm idiot Coppola. that's kind of what this show is isn't. it yeah yeah what what would you what's. the first questions you would ask I.

don't know. my name is uh my name is Pete. all right my name is George Kimmel yeah. if you're trying to kill anybody that I. please go to the Kimmel family what's. the first question I would ask you where. are you from. Cleveland you're from Cleveland Ohio you. caught me no where are you from I'm from. Aubry a pop-up yeah how long did it take.

you to get here it took me 3 000 light. years two seconds point five. and we must have a different numbering. system I feel like we do yeah it's in. metrics oh that's the well British we do. it in metrics yeah yeah you do seem. British gone. I would ask like this um you'd be. somebody. hello my name is uh this is my scientist. you say your name hi I'm Dr clevorian. and we're researching uh Dr Kevorkian.

oh and let's get this thing over with. uh how are you doing today part of God. well excuse me uh what's your name. we caught a mafia alien guy oh hell yeah. that's what he did yeah yeah you're. gonna have us whacked or maybe you. they just kept a sort of Italian guy.

[Laughter]. all right let's go I mean truly the best. the best example of this was for Men In. Black when they took the bodies of. humans you know they're doing this you. know that they took the bodies remember. the woman on the plane like two weeks. ago that's like she that [ __ ]. yeah yeah all right did she see what she. wasn't supposed to see it was a guy in a. hoodie I saw a testimonial from a guy. that was on the flight who said. he saw her talking to a guy with his. hoodie up who didn't see who who acted.

as if he didn't speak to her once but. they communicated telepathically like. five minutes straight so she stopped I I. I I don't exactly know what's going on. she thought she saw somebody in the back. she spoke to a person who had a hoodie. on yeah it was bent down and she said. it wasn't real he wasn't real she said. that motherfucker's not real this is a. stress woman had a meltdown on a plane. saying as there was a passenger that was. there that wasn't there. she wants off the plane wait so there's.

a but was he really there. is there some skater kid apparently. there was a guy that was there and he's. like whoa I don't know what's going on. yeah they have Devin spoken to this guy. this guy doesn't come forward you know. why why because that motherfucker's not. real. I'll [ __ ] blow my mind how old you. dude [ __ ] blow him why don't they. have an interview with him because he's. not real. can I say something you know when people. get yellow oh sorry oh okay I don't know. what that was. honestly.

you were saying well people just stop. sorry you're thinking one thing yeah you. weren't looking at me I know then you. looked right at me and then you said. yellow yeah I did that was weird I was. gonna say when people get sick they turn. green red. yeah that's what you did yeah. when people get sick they turn yellow. and green right don't they say like. you're turning green or turning oh yeah. yeah. you look the same. so you wouldn't know if I was being. nauseous or anything right how would I. know you're nauseous that's such a good. point you could throw up just regular. exactly no warning did you throw up the.

last couple of days no no bathroom. trouble no I stopped picking the boogers. in my left nostril though that's kind of. nice you know why why it would if I put. even a little booger it would gush out. blood oh uh will you drop your nose dry. were you just always dry drink some. water and put some uh Afrin up there I. don't know but anyway um you were just. bleeding out of your nose all day my. left nostril yeah lift up it looks good. yeah it's fine now yeah yeah well it's. stuffy how was this covid versus the.

other one. yeah you rank them we gotta if we're. gonna keep getting them we should keep. ranking them I think it was the second. worst really first time I got it was the. worst this was the second one give it to. me out of ten how many out of ten. I've only had covert three times four. you've had it four times oh yeah this is. your fourth time yeah there's the memory. fog [ __ ] [ __ ] holy [ __ ] yeah you're. right so out of the four times yeah out. of the four times what is this rank the. second worst I said second worst number. out of ten a pain out of ten. because I mean dude the [ __ ] Monday.

night was. Monday and Tuesday I don't even remember. night sweats. Night Fever oh you had bad fever dreams. Night Fever oh give us a fever dream. it's well I I didn't really recall what. they are yeah you don't remember them. he's just hold the whole feeling of. horror every dream I had a nightmare the. other night I kept chasing somebody who. I didn't really know who was from room. to room to room like they were like come. on come on come on and I was trying to. get into another room and then I get. another room and be a totally different. place and they were like come on and I'd. follow them in 50 rooms and I could.

never get to them or get to where I. needed to go you consider that a. nightmare it was kind of anxiety. inducing I mean it's got to be a. metaphor Jesse go ahead what is it you. wouldn't like it though what all that. running. [Laughter]. we scootered her together yeah you guys. do um anyway we implying though that you. hate running there's I think there's. more on that implication no you dislike. exercise. take it to the next level I can't wait. to see you in a rascal one day yeah I'm. fat no when we were talking about.

listening. but I did it am I fat no okay actually. you look pretty good yeah you look good. now thank you. appreciate it the sickness did it oh you. think so I think it got you back in. shape yeah but let's get you covered. every quarter. okay I think about it imagine that's a. that's a new trainer's model he's like. listen lick a pole get sick once a. quarter that way you don't have to eat. less you just you know you'll get sick. and you'll be fine yeah lose a couple. pounds yeah I just just watch reruns of. stuff that's fine I saw a bunch of.

X-Files again and I saw um cold cases. and that's it did we watch Barbie. no not no none of us I want to see it. though I don't I don't think I will I. want to I don't think I'm gonna I think. I was gonna go and then I saw how many. tickets they sold. a good do you know how much money. Barbie's made pull up Box Office Mojo. there's gonna blow your [ __ ] mind. it's crushing Oppenheimer it is which. speaks volumes yeah that says that tells. you if you really want to know where. Society is at right now yeah go ahead. and look at the differences of Barbie.

and Oppenheimer Barbie's made 700. million dollars worldwide. 774 million worldwide oh my God they're. gonna clear a billion wow without a. doubt Joe Oppenheimer what have they. made so far worldwide 400 million it's. crushing it by 300 million dollars well. we already know what happens in opinion. no we don't open some Barbie yeah that's. true that is very yeah I just don't I. don't I mean the colors I think Ken gets. a dick at some point in Barbie oh no. spoilers please sorry okay.

what happened to it Ken doesn't have a. dick have you ever seen a Ken doll they. have no dick yeah it's just like a. triangle it's just a slope it's the same. as Barbie what do you mean it's gender. neutral oh if you pull down its little. panties you know I got panties I don't. know if Ken wore panties but you know. what new whatever new age can whatever. he has he probably does yeah did you. have Barbies as a kid oh yeah I had. mannequins though whoa a fig Barber well. my because my parents don't know there's. a store that's so creepy did you talk to. them no but you know I got in trouble. well because my dad goes how come.

so there's These Broken Mannequins right. in the storage room upstairs in one of. my dad's stores and I remember like we. were there all day my brother and I and. then one day my dad just goes why. upstairs. my brother and I what are you talking. about right. you know what I mean. not a big hole but I don't know what I.

think what happened was we tried to do. it but it's like the kind of. material it was we did it too hard yeah. it's shattered it's plastic yeah yeah my. brother when I was just like what. like we're working on Railroad just. right it's Shadow get the next one you. know what I mean but I think we tried. yeah I know you did yeah yeah you're a. good kid. I know I am you are a girl you're. probably the best yeah but when I was.

you know the baby did I tell you what. happened to her it was a baby though my. parents go to wig store. downtown San Diego yeah and there's a. crit they put my crib in the mannequin. because in wig stores they don't have. the body it's just mannequin heads yeah. but all the broken ones right they put. like 100 of them on these shelves in. this room but my Carriage was in the. middle of this [ __ ] room that's why. you turned out so as a baby I would look. up and there was like a hundred like it.

was like some sort of you know Star Wars. Senate yeah you know what I mean. watching over watching over me I I don't. know what what was I thinking as a baby. what were you thinking these are all my. protectors that's why you have a God. complex. you assume that your parents left you. with hundreds of people to watch over. you wow special little boy I'm special I. don't think you [ __ ] me up then really. yeah because he had no bodies. oh you have a disconnect to the oh right. right there's just a floating heads.

above me do you think you see people as. floating heads like when you see Liz you. just see a floating head and not a body. yeah wow that explains a lot that does. yeah disconnect from the from the person. but yeah what a horrifying way to you. know to grow up yeah frightening the. first year but maybe you got comfortable. in front of audiences it's kind of like. a lot of people you know really to be. honest with me I was never afraid of. audiences yeah because people were. always looking at you whoa whoa do you. see the guy there's a guy show him the. guy that turned into a dog. it's so weird you don't know about the.

obviously Asian dogs this man spent 14. Grand to turn himself into a border. collie he goes by Toco isn't that your. nickname for you don't you call yourself. Toco so my penis is a Toki Toki yeah. pretty close. Toki the dum-dum wait if you go to the. end I don't know if you really want to. see it but if you would search for it in. Instagram you'll see the video of him. walking there it is. okay here we go look at him roll over. whoa. Carlos. and they had to put Asian music behind.

it. there he's getting pet. it's so weird. laughs. do you know what's amazing what I want. one I you want you want a Japanese guy. dressed as a dog yeah yeah can we buy. one we gotta get what it is by the way. how funny is this this imagine this. wasn't this guy in his own admission. this white girl was like the only way. I'll be with you is if you turn into a. dog yeah like he didn't want it.

she's cute too huh Kinda Yeah Yeah. this is weird but it's not sexualized. there's no fetish part of it he just. wants to be a dog. it's so crazy somebody likes eating [ __ ]. that is so crazy ah he waves that's not. a that's not real that's not a dog yeah. but for real that's I mean that's not. real like there's a human being in the. costume no no that's him for life. that's him he never gets out of that. can't.

it's permanent that's not true you said. he goes to work huh he said he goes to. work without the as a dog. oh he shows up with a suit or he works. at PetSmart yeah oh yeah that's smart. yeah walks around right yo by the way a. dog in a suit so cute yeah. um and he meets other dogs so you mean. um what if if I had to transform into am. I a human version of an animal or do I. it's like this you have to transform. into something else. I know my point is that if I say cricket. will I go this small you'd have to okay.

okay you still have my mind yeah the. laws of the universe exist this guy. still is this guy whoever that guy is. yeah right so if I ever I think I would. probably and this is let me say it on. the count of three let's say one two. three four oh. sea otter for sure for me for you really. you look like a sea otter already I was. gonna say dragon.

because sometimes like when you're. Maddie will be like you just woke the. dragon tell me that's not you that's a. hundred percent you oh that's me yeah. that's right look at you floating on. your back yeah yeah I mean that's you. that's true you're a sea otter let's. make let's get you a c out of costume. Pete spend 15 grand on sea otter costume. for Bobby please immediately you got it. I would be an orangutan I'm closer to. Monkey than you I don't know orangutan. for you they're vulnerable they're. they're annoying look at that's 100 me.

oh yeah that's true that is true you I. mean I I'm yeah I can but we can never. see each other why that's what's sad. about it you think orangutans and sea. otters can't be homies yeah I mean a. [ __ ] Lake how come you're in a jungle. how come you think there's no lakes and. jungles that's insane there's rivers and. jungles the Amazon river goes through. the jungle okay float down the river dog. and come say what about this then yeah. you move to the forest oh I have to move. yeah cause I'm not moving to the Jungle. oh some random so funny I of course.

there's crocodiles just like this show I. have to move to fit your needs oh that's. not [ __ ] [ __ ] the thing is is. that you don't have as many predators as. I do true I'm protecting you nothing's. gonna hurt that fat [ __ ] orangutan is. gonna protect me when they know look at. me that's me protecting you right there. that's you and all you and that's you. and your buddies that's you and everyone. that lives in your house at any given. time okay that's right that's true I. mean honestly I'll go to the [ __ ] uh. I'll go to the gym well. if I was a clam would you eat me or.

would you be my friend. oh if you were a clam. like if you're a clam yeah yeah and you. found me and you were like about to eat. me but I was like whoa Bobby it's me I'm. a clam now I wouldn't eat you I'd eat. everything around you though your family. everything I gotta tell you in the. middle of the night has an orangutan I. would eat her. yeah look there's you right there. talking to her all right I just would I. would just. yeah yeah I feel like I would eat her on. accident yeah. this is not to be complaining like you.

you couldn't [ __ ] pick something with. legs I could carry around every [ __ ]. word that's Cassie that's me it's kind. of true now can I tell you can we make. an animated version of us where you play. a sea otter she's the clam and I'm the. orangutan that we all live in harmony. yeah yeah I would love that that's. amazing and then you're like why can't. you carry her look at how big you are I. know and I'm like I've got too much yeah. man I'm tired yeah plus I've been. throwing poop all day my hands are. filthy yeah they throw poop you know. that rain all right throw poop all the.

time and I'd be so mad at you because. it's like you purposely pick something. that's going to be in my area yeah I. know but I would I know it's very. similar to real life but look at that. that is me that is totally you it's 100. me yeah where right there hanging thing. yeah yeah yeah yeah. for sure look at they eat look at them. eating and smoking that's me I like all. this yeah what's look at that oh my God. what is Carlos a bald eagle yeah he's. about to know if they're symbolic for. Freedom just type in really bald eagle.

is there an actually bald bald eagle has. there ever ever been a bald Baldy. [Laughter]. there you are Carlos you're right really. small Eagle there you are bud that's 100. Carla yeah that is so [ __ ] funny. that's so funny that's actually Carlos. yeah a really Bald Eagle straight from a. glory hole. but he stuck his head in yeah look at. his beak yeah yeah he got ripped in that. Hookah by the way in this animated.

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it canceled too much. you were sick with covet no I wasn't no. seven days ago I got it okay and also I. never tested. he literally called me and I go hey did. you test negative yet and he goes I. didn't even test the first time right so. who knows yeah I was like well how the. [ __ ] did you think he had it I was sick. you could have just said I was sick. instead of saying I had covet it's more. dramatic it sure is with you yeah yeah. you're such a drama guys I'm drama what. happened last night at The Comedy Store.

I just kind of lost my way on stage. mentally in the middle of your jokes. yeah and then I remember like you know. sometimes you know how you're performing. and in your head you're like you just. make this realization like oh. I'm not connecting with them at all the. audience wasn't good then maybe maybe it. was maybe it wasn't but in my head I was. like I I did something wrong and then. started losing like how to say certain. jokes and this and that really yeah I. kind of lost my way up there yeah a. little bit and you feel like you got off.

and it felt uh weird. yeah and then I um was it was also. [ __ ] hot as [ __ ] no the AC is broken. yeah so I was like sweating and then I. um. I went to Dean Del Rey and I go. I gotta get out of here and he goes why. buddy and I go come on and stay I go. yeah I go I think I lost my way up there. I just I'm feeling embarrassed about it. so I got and then that [ __ ] guy. calls me Poe Dean you know like 30. minutes later.

and I put on speaker I go what's up and. he goes the audience loved you buddy say. something in the whole audience he did. it on stage that's funny the whole crowd. went right yeah and like you. [ __ ] you know what I mean. showing you love yeah I need help I. think I think I've lost my weight. because I am having memory loss well. maybe what else don't you remember could. I ask you some questions then please am. I still dating kalilah. look at me in the face right now yeah. kalila died a couple years ago buddy I. hate to do this [ __ ] I don't I don't I.

hate to say this on the show because. it's [ __ ] up we've already gone. through this but. kalila was um it was an accident. she was riding a massive wave what. a man she was riding a massive wave I. thought he's a dick she I did not at all. sad but funny because you make that joke. every time we do this yeah every time. we've done this we've talked about this. before yeah every time we tell you about. this it's like you should make the same. diction joke yeah and I should have. changed it so she was riding a wave I.

should just say wait yeah don't say. writing it is kind of funny well then. when you if I forget again yeah yeah she. was surfing a dick. a wave oh [ __ ] right yeah yeah and what. happened was is she didn't see that. there was like a double break there was. two barrels and two barrels intersected. and there was someone else swimming. underneath. and she tried to get out of the way as. fast as she could. and. okay he slipped and he [ __ ] her to. death in the ocean he [ __ ] her I told.

you there was a dick well there was but. you can't put her that fast no I knew. there was a dick he [ __ ] the [ __ ] out. of her ass. killed her because she couldn't get up. for air he was [ __ ] her while they. were swirling okay he lived by the way I. completely forgot about that um yeah. she's gone what else is going on I was. so am I uh is my brother okay. he's really famous right now he's the. most famous he's ever been it's insane. he's selling out [ __ ] Arenas right. really good yeah my brother Steve Steve. is selling out Arenas and because of.

y'all your memory fog he actually they. were like replaced him in the and just. like that he's in the new but he took. over for you it's good he's killing us. playing the same part yeah same part. same name same everything wow wow and. people they don't care he's up for two. Emmys this year. now he's killing it he's actually really. proud really ripping so happy for him. yeah he's so happy for him well he went. over his speech with Jesse he gave her. his speech because they do kind of tell. if you're gonna win he said he was going. to win an Emmy and he said he's going to. thank you first oh cool but he's anyway.

I gotta go to the hospital now. oh so you remember you have rainbows. okay let's now we that's fun and games. that was a nice 10 minute bit this is. the best version of 50 First Dates I've. ever seen let me ask you something. you something I. did that what was the original thing oh. no he still doesn't remember I don't. [ __ ] even remember I'm so [ __ ]. livid hey what are some of the weird.

things did you eat did you order weird. [ __ ] while you were sick did you eat a. bunch of [ __ ] crazy [ __ ]. did you order stuff all day to the house. well I do it's just my normal food runs. you didn't get anything like obscure. because you were sick that makes to make. you feel good I mean I went to uh well I. could look at my. I want to hear your ordering history. because not knowing that you like to eat. out not being able to leave the house. once what are you looking for kiddo God. damn it's hitting him this memory thing. is really striking him to a different. degree. the memory fog is scaring what am I.

looking for. are you being serious right what was I. looking for your car keys you were just. looking for your car keys I don't know. where they are because the show is done. you're gonna go home we said thank you. for being a bad friend Pete just said it. oh. I'm sweating dude what the [ __ ] is going. on. it's really good [ __ ] is going on right. now dude two hours is longer than we. usually do oh my God yeah.

by the way best uh actually most boring. M9 Shyamalan twist ever. [Laughter]. anyway um what did I order yeah would. you order let's go back to what I order. what'd you get. um I went to. um Cohen. Genghis Khan love Gengar I thought they. closed no. still open huh are they. oh no. dude where did I go dude this is holy.

[ __ ] are they. do you imagine if we go down to Genghis. Khan and it's just it's a ghost town. down there damn whoa there's like it's. completely empty yeah I would love it so. much that would that I would have lost. my mind yeah if I look because I look I. remember ordering it on my app have you. ever had that when you thought something. was a thing and then it's not a thing. and you can't believe it's not like. Bernstein Bears oh yeah that well that's. that's what you call that's Mandela. effect yeah oh isn't that Mandela effect. when you think it's one thing but it's. the other I'm talking about when you. think a thing was there like you were. just there the other day and it's gone.

whoa yeah that happened to me when I. went back to the old neighborhood in. West Hollywood. I was literally just there I remember. driving by going to the store and then I. drove by again in the restaurant that. was there. gone and I was like that can happen. overnight but it felt like it was packed. the night before it was the weirdest. feeling on Earth the chairs were gone. the the thing was down yeah the sign was. up close I still think greenblatts is. open sometimes that [ __ ] me up I know. well I miss it a lot yeah yeah sometimes. I think I'm gonna cream is it open and. then I go I don't think it is I don't.

know how long it's been closed a while. this city everything [ __ ] opens and. closes right away speaking of which I. want to open up a restaurant I'm ready. if you want to invest can I pitch it to. you let's go. gyoza everybody loves gyoza yeah right. okay check this out well can we just can. I do it with you or no yeah but can I. give you my pitch. but can I you're pitching me to be a. business partner so I get to add my own. of course go ahead. gyoza right like it you get in line. as you're in line you pick from three. menus one the kind of meat.

or meatless two. the flavoring. and three the sauce get ready I went to. a place in Japan that did this you. picked the meter meat list right they. had five kinds of meat it was like. chicken pork beef dog Carney a pig. something else yeah yeah and then the. second one was flavorings which was like. um. physical spices or physical like uh you. know it'd be like peanut sauce or no no. that sauce is his third second one was. dustings it was like dustings right it's.

a dusting you know like uh like a like a. like a curry powder powder like a powder. right so and the third one is sauces. like that it would be like fish sauce or. eel sauce or soy sauce or whatever and. so what you do is they give you the. [ __ ] gills that you want let's get. another question though listen okay they. give you the gyoza that you want. they put the pow the the flavoring in a. bag it's like powder and then you shake. it up and then you get the sauce on the. side and you dip it and you take it out. of the bag that's shaken up so you. create it right there you go I want this. this that whoa and I did it in Japan and.

I was like how come we don't do that. here yeah and it's always to go we don't. have to worry about overhead yeah there. doesn't have to worry about anybody. sitting down and eating it's to go. everything is to go to cut Caso. since I'm in your business partner love. this get rid of the bags what do they. how do they flavoring it we do it for. them no oh we just give it them in their. hand yes okay and you could shake it. like that I feel like it's not saving. enough money but I like it what do you. mean how much is a [ __ ] bag. one one fifteenth of a penny of a cent. each bag so it was save three dollars a.

day. this guy's smart. and they put it in your hands yes and. then you roll it around and just eat it. right well you and do we pour the sauce. in your mouth we don't even let them. have sauce to go exactly you're so good. dude I like this right so you go and you. put your hands out like this yeah right. and they go pork dog or chicken what was. it pork yeah and then pork curry pork.

yellow curry with fish sauce but you. said there was dog option earlier it's. always there all right so oh it's like. um when you go to In and Out and you get. that's animal secret menu all right. it's actually called animal style right. animal style oh yeah animals we took. that from them that's funny yeah animal. style they just stick it in there then. the powder yeah in your hand right yeah. what do you want like you want like a. green curry or red curry do you want uh. cinnamon yeah do you want nutmeg do you. want nutmeg okay they throw it in there. got it and then the guy behind the the.

guy behind the [ __ ] counter goes. close your close your hand you close. like this then you know what I mean. Shake. right right open your mouth. then we have a guy. squirt your mouth right yeah then you. eat it perfect perfect do we have to. have a sink for them to wash their hands. no just a bucket what about a bucket of. of rain water they can just dunk their. hands in and walk out just a bucket no. something better he's like another catch.

all right at the door. there's a hand. just a guy's hand no no. you don't you know how sometimes in. baseball games or about football games. they have that gigantic hand oh right. the high five high five we have one like. a foam hand a foam head and you high. five and that wipes you clean use your. hands I like this two hands you go hype. High Pipe high five right and you leave. by the way can the restaurant be called. high five high five high pipe what do. you guys think we lose no napkins right.

no plastic bags nothing we're saving. waste wasteful right we're saving the. environments that's exactly where we're. doing it's a really high yeah yeah we. should open up a restaurant usually do I. 100 want to do this kind of say. something. yeah the pizza place I finally went. there. what do you mean is it good. I went 15. is it good let me see here. your part opinion first okay I thought. it was good except it's way too much. parmesan oh man I love pumpkin crust is.

like parmesan crisp I really like. parmesan that's a tough self yeah it was. too much dough not enough the red sauce. well it's called dough Bricks Pizza I. mean the whole thing I know I know I. just Chuck it was I mean it's huge like. a cake really the bread let's do bad. friends pizza then. you think so we could go open it next to. his. how fun would that just take over saddle. Ram keep the ball though yeah actually. the bull is how you shake up our argyoza. I think Yo's is perfect because it.

represents you and me. so we do use a high five there high Vibe. we do a high five next to dobre 100 I'm. so down to do this okay do it where the. old cigarette short story used to be. yeah okay. um dude by the way since we talked last. time about that I got an in-home massage. again okay and I asked her if I could. get naked this time because we talked. about this before yes and I said hey do. you hate it when clients get naked and. she goes what no oh you could get naked. what do you mean of course she goes it's. private it's privacy yeah yeah she goes.

no no no that's not unusual I say almost. she attractive. um you know I think about her in a. professional sense not not in that sense. no no she's no no she but nine or ten no. jokes no all jokes aside she is a she is. a uh yeah I mean in the sense of like. I'm not attracted to her but she's an. attractive woman. that's what I heard but I guess. I mean I'm very much not attracted or I.

don't want to be I'm not trying to be. mean I'm not attracted to her I know you. though I know you well do I not know you. yeah sure right you know me right yeah. yeah so let me ask you something because. the theory is flawed I get naked first I. get naked for anybody who massages me. but just hear me it doesn't mean like I. pick like I get naked for a massage I. like it you feel comfortable this. particular one though isn't offended. because she's not attractive honestly I. get naked for every massage I don't. discriminate I don't care if they say. dress to your comfort level my comfort.

level isn't what about like a foot. massage I still get naked that's crazy. well it's a massage okay so if I get a. manicure when I get a mani pedi I sit in. that chair butt naked with my dick out. and my balls out can you imagine if I. just gotta I go for a mani penny I'm. just saying I'm like oh my God. one girl on my hand one girl rubbing my. feet and she's saying to the other girl. yeah.

hey get naked you got it and you. wouldn't have a problem why would I care. you're a professional masseuse it's your. job to be professional I assume you're. gonna stay professional in this. professional place that we're in okay so. you're on the chair yeah you're facing. in the donut Hall you start eating my. ass. yeah what would you do I'm not snitching. you you literally wouldn't say anything. of course I would say something what. would you say down to the left yeah.

you'd say oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah you. wouldn't go I'd go oh is it taint is it. is taint an add-on or is that included. so you wouldn't be offended so if anyone. touched you in a sexual way you wouldn't. say anything. well no I would say something but you. wouldn't press charges. well unless it was like look if it was. an ax accident but if she stood like if. a masseuse like grabbed my dick yeah I. would just be I wouldn't pressure but. I'm like hey hey come on what do you I.

don't want that but you would still. continue with the massage well yeah I. want my back down my back hurts my. [ __ ] back hurts I mean okay so if you. got a massage and someone grabbed your. genitals yeah right make up a word uh. you stumbled you like grabbed your. language okay yeah so somebody grab your. lung somebody grab your lungola. right and it is long and you go stop. would you finish the massage or would. you press try what would you do be real. if it's a guy no if it's a guy it's. obviously sexual assault if it's a girl. it's a girl I'm getting uh see really.

see she's gonna get off and then I'll. get the rest of the massage but even me. as a guy even it was a guy or a girl and. they touched my genitals I wouldn't. press charges and I probably would. finish the massage if a guy grabbed your. dick aggressively you'd want it to stop. let me think. like he's like. like this. okay so I'm like you're yeah there you. are right you're resting am I on my back. of course no you're on your stomach and. he's grabbing your dick oh oh it's on my.

side. your [ __ ] is sideways yeah you're laying. on it he's pulling your phone all right. so yeah yeah all right so I'm laying. down like this right okay so I'm laying. down like this right yeah it reaches. under right where's his hands at. right I would be like sir. Please Don't Let Go. please don't let go he's like yeah is my. tip gonna be good. it's gonna be a great tip gently put it. down there you go.

thank you because. that would hurt yeah yeah now hit those. Shoulders Baby yeah so what I would do. is I would like don't stretch my dick. again right right that hurt a lot. um I've never gone to one of those. massage parlors I have no interest in. them no I've never either I've never. been to a happy ending Carlos I know. Carlos has three thousand times three. thousand times I'll tell you why I don't. like it why well amongst amongst the. obvious reasons but. remember I I've never been to a masseuse.

only the milking table and escorts oh. yeah yeah okay sorry he's [ __ ] sorry. about that yeah. yeah thanks for the clarification you're. right and we're wrong actually we're. wrong and I'm sorry I don't know I've. never been grazed I've never been. touched inappropriately I've I've gotten. semi-hard once. and I was a little embarrassed by who. who I was getting massaged and my my. wiener got a little hard because I was. fading in and out of sleep and I kind of.

was have you know what I mean right was. a male or female masseuse it was a guy. oh cool yeah amazing and he was like uh. he's like oh you got a little hard there. he said that he said that hello and I. said a little hard I'm full uh and he. said right we call those little hearts. he bullied me he bullied you and then if. my dick went soft right away so he. bullied me I didn't get hurt it was it. was it was a uh it was a female masseuse. actually and I started like get worried. about it oh I see like I was on my.

stomach thank God I wasn't on my back. and I was like oh my God why am I I was. like don't know stop yeah cut it out but. I asked one time a friend who's a. massage therapist and she said it. happens it happens yeah yeah people just. get hard there's not what can you do. that girl from the Sam tripley shows she. you know she does massages in the back. yeah dude she's good Joy Eileen Joy yeah. she's really good yeah she's my right. shoulder hurt so bad before a show and. she did she did something but it really. helped how hard did you get. my shoulder no you're did you get an.

erection no I don't know oh I don't know. they do say it happens though I wasn't. bear I was embarrassed but they do say. it happened so it made me feel like oh. okay this isn't like the first time I. feel like because you guys can't control. your boners right. well oh the way I would argue you have. less control now than ever. I've become complete control. get a boner right now there's no white. card right now okay ready. can I play with myself no no no please. God no.

yeah I can't do it spontaneously. yeah like crying it's like no that's. like crying right I can I can. I can do it accidentally. you still get accidental boners at night. when I'm asleep four in the morning. sometimes I'll be like why do I why am I. a wreck right now oh yeah yeah yeah but. I mean you won't get a boner but out of. nowhere I wasn't thinking about a woman. you're not gonna be a Jersey Mike's and. get hard yeah no although that it's a. good sound so funny I just went there. today I know you did I can smell it on.

you are you being real you smell like. Jersey mics. it's a very obvious smell Jersey Mike's. really yeah I can smell it that's insane. did you get a Mike's way I did it. because. um my friend told me you never get in. Mike's way delivered and I go why. because the oil and vinegar of soggies. doggies it up that makes perfect depends. on how long the distance is so I did it. once I go I because we had an argument. about it and I go you're [ __ ] wrong. man those [ __ ] buns and that bread is. tough she's right isn't she she was. [ __ ] right as [ __ ] it up the bottom.

was uneat edible. so I today I got two sandwiches. no oil and vinegar well just in case you. got two or you ate both no I saved one. for my night munchies. PewDiePie I always have something in the. [ __ ] chamber just in case either. chili or something or yogurt really and. granola yeah chili and yogurt and at the. same time oatmeal sometimes that's a. healthy snack I'd like to see that more. at night yeah so sometimes I'll either. do chili steel cut oatmeal or um.

every once in a while a Popeye bad boy. let's guess what Liz's late night snack. is. what do you think what do you think she. wakes up in the middle of the night he. needs I know chocolate covered crickets. well I was not insects chocolate covered. insects look at her no yeah if you're. thinking like ants or something oh. chocolate covered dance I was going more. like tofu chocolate covered tofu oh just. tofu in general who the [ __ ] is eating. anything non-sweet in the middle of the. night I'm eating sweets when I'm waking.

up in the middle of the night really I. want sweets I don't want like a [ __ ]. meal I do I want like a French dip yeah. there we go now yeah yeah no yeah you. keep on that train dude you're gonna. [ __ ] I know but I haven't had. breakfast in years because you miss it. you it's yeah that's right yeah you. can't wake up I miss breakfast you. missed breakfast and that's a very. that's double layered you miss it. because you miss it oh wow oh right yeah. yeah I miss it because I miss it yeah I. never miss bro I love breakfast it's my. favorite meal yeah you could get I.

haven't eaten lunch don't care. yeah just like a you know the baked bean. thing that you told me about oh my God I. love it so much you never cook yourself. you never cook yourself see she has an. Asian accent oh it's maybe it's in. Arizona right yeah. yeah yeah. so uh you heard the question yeah I. can't. um you you can cook I feel like you. would love cooking you love food so much. see I don't like cleaning though oh God. that's why like I have three um juicers. but I haven't used any of them in years.

it's pretty good it's pretty good. but cleaning those things is a nightmare. just throw them out get a new one I just. keep throwing them out buy one throw it. out yeah yeah but have you ever tried to. clean one of those it's like this is the. carrot carcass I have our blender I. don't even like the [ __ ] I have one of. those uh what are they uh the. NutriBullet no no the the the one that. like cuts through [ __ ] like humans I.

thought that was a neutral uh will it. blend you know that show will it blend. oh yeah what's will it blend what are. the what are those called uh. what's the name of the blender we have. that blender. Blendtec we have one of those it's like. crazy strong you could [ __ ] have you. ever seen this guy whoa this guy's funny. he's like iPad will it play he'll like. throw a [ __ ] iPad in there watch this. also he has the best blender pretty good. blender look at it you have that blender. yeah turns it into dust that was one.

tough pad. [Music]. foreign. I gotta get one of those Blendtec dude. you can blend anything yeah yeah. but you got to rinse it immediately you. do have to rinse it out right away I. just put it right in the sink with hot. soapy water I'm gonna buy one today buy. one today. because I want to blend I got kava what. um I don't know what you're trying to. say I'm gonna try to get there let's try. yeah yeah um.

it's the new yeah it's the new um let me. see if I can get there he has no idea. it's a powder yes yeah what's it called. it's like the Polynesians or the. Islanders drink it's like they're. alcohol it's powder no no that's not. that that's what I'm talking about. sober anymore. vodka. um anyway it's like a it's it's like a. meal powdered pack it's like a it's like. a all in it's like a meal in one right.

but I've been trying to like because I. want to lose weight so I've been using. like just tap water and the powder and. it just clumps into these balls it. tastes terrible just gotta eat those. balls baby so let me ask you something. if I get a blender it'll break it up. yeah but what do I put in it so I put. powder how about some ice ice maybe a. little vanilla flavoring or peanut. butter maybe okay frozen blueberries. phobia blueberries banana I can put. bananas in it. um peanut butter ice what else is good.

vanilla ice cream maybe a splash of some. kind of dairy product like milk or or. okay okay so you think that'll work I. mean it'll help smooth it out yeah yeah. that's how that's how you make a. smoothie butter we teach you how to make. a smoothie yeah that's what I'm gonna. make that's really yeah yeah literally. what the ingredients are okay okay I. didn't know you're gonna be our Smoothie. King. or just go to Smoothie King you can get. it there that's better I know. this is the point if you've got the. monies there's places out here that make. them so good there's so many good. smoothie joints yeah well I'm excited. the reason I brought up Austin is I'm.

excited I'm going to play Joe's club for. the first time that's great I am excited. to go down there and see the club yeah. they asked me I said I'll do it next. year why'd you say you want to take a. year. not ready yeah I want to do it next year. we've been on the road a lot we're gonna. go back in the fall I know it's gonna be. exciting and then what Vegas maybe Vegas. maybe and on top of that Atlantic City. we got offered to go do Europe. no yeah we did London. yeah I got hit up with Australia but. should we do that too or no I think we. should do everything and then she's.

nodding like she's gonna get to go we're. gonna have to decide if you're gonna you. know you know what you did to him. earlier is gonna yeah that's a problem. I'm being real I told you it affected me. and you said you it didn't affect you. that's true but it did it affected me. yeah it affected us I know it affected. us I know things were going so good yeah. yeah so who do we bring you know who Ali. Mac.

you know. I almost pulled a Bobby Lee the other. day by the way which is what. I almost bought a pair of shoes uh like. you the way you do shoes. where I'll rip off you know you're. golden yeah. at the bloomies why didn't you do it I. just couldn't pull the trigger on. something so silly how much was it. they're like 600 bucks Golden Goose yeah. but you wanted them there was a pair.

like them it wasn't Golden Goose I don't. know the brand yeah but I looked at him. and I laughed. why you should you should treat yourself. to a parent that's crazy why I bought a. beanbag for 900 coming tomorrow like a. LoveSac I don't know what it is I saw it. on you at Instagram you bought a. thousand dollar bean bag on Instagram. what do you sit in it I don't know what. it does but it's like it's cute so it's. in a salmon yeah so an Instagram ad got. you and was like it gets me every time. dude I have all kinds of stuff this guy.

looks like a bean bag he'll buy it yeah. yeah but you're gonna you're gonna buy a. bean bag I already did it wow yeah. are you buying all sorts of [ __ ] from. Instagram yeah really a lot what else. I get. um a lot of like clothes for sure. they've got you then they're really. humming is most of your Instagram then. ads is it a lot of ads it's mostly ads. do you have ads yeah yeah I have like. almost no ads once in a while I'll get. an ad yeah they have great products on. Instagram. and they cater to you I know yeah it.

just makes me uncomfortable that I'm. supporting the [ __ ] the chaos I know. but it's like um you like let them in. your house I know but you have um you. know. Imogene and Willie is a great for. t-shirts Imogene and Willy yeah I've. never heard of them this one this is. imogenic Willie it is it's got to be on. there it is on there but my point is. that so I'll buy this they got you and. the more we talk about it the more I'm. gonna get an ad for it on my phone now. too oh I want you yeah now I'm gonna get.

one so that Aviator nation and um. probably made one or the t-shirts so. those are the ads that pop up and you. buy them yeah oh yeah and then Furniture. now and you're buying you're right yeah. feedback start with bean bag you're. gonna start you'll be doing beds and. [ __ ] in no time is Willie Nelson still. alive yes yeah he is he just had his. birthday party at the Hollywood Bowl. wait really yeah why why didn't we go. um he's nice he's 90 years old oh my God. would you smoke I would let you crack. your sobriety if we got invited to hang.

out with Willie Nelson I'd let you smoke. a joint with him but I'd have to take. you home and meet afterwards and stay. with you I would no I would do shrooms. with them too no yeah yeah let's do the. whole thing it's like I would do a Coco. dance yeah. yeah if you're gonna give me one night. with him you gotta let me do everything. can you imagine we go backstage Willie. Nelson he's drinking like a Lacroix he's. like I don't want to smoke man yeah he. just wants his night off do you ever. think Snoop just wants a day off when. someone's like yo let's smoke this blunt. you ever think he's like guys I don't. want to get high right now yeah I've. been doing this way too much for too.

long I'm tired yeah I'd like to not get. stoned no you think he's down all the. time yeah that's see to me he'll die if. he if he stops right like when the. alcoholics get the shakes and stuff like. I saw a guy last night we went bowling. the other night and a guy got out of his. car and it was like a plume of weed. smoke. and then like a little girl you know. there's a group of people a little girl. was like Uncle and she started running. up to him he's like hey baby girl and he. picked her up and he was just like I. mean like she got stoned she was like.

enshrouded in [ __ ] weed and I thought. I remember being a guy who always smoked. weed going to places yeah and and I just. I thought I don't miss that anymore. because the anxiety of showing up really. [ __ ] high. just does not appeal to me anymore I. don't want to show up to like an event. ripped out of my head I used to [ __ ]. love it because I could disappear yeah. but now I'm like oh I'd be thinking. about too much and also because we're a. little bit known people are staring at. you you're pretty healthy though in.

terms of you're very moderate. everything's in moderation with you I'm. not trying I mean no no I I look at you. you're very healthy I try you exercise. we're on the road you're always like I'm. I didn't hike or you know because. I'm not as blessed as you. when it comes to you can you're 52 yeah. 51. you barely exercise and you're alive. if I did your lifestyle you would be.

alive too I'd be dead no you'd be alive. dude I would be [ __ ] 500 pounds if I. lived your if I ate a sandwich at. midnight your little midnight snack if I. had a [ __ ] Jersey Mike's at midnight. yeah I'd be [ __ ] 800 pounds. because I would do it all the time. oh I'd be it's like there wouldn't be a. night throughout the week I didn't like. a pint of ice cream I'd laugh at I'd get. the gallon and I'd smoke it yeah I don't. do ice cream anymore yeah yeah this is. my point I can't once I go down that.

path it's over okay Charlie I can't even. if I buy a bag of chocolates I mean the. whole [ __ ] thing yeah I'm not why. would I stop peanut butter cookies is. what I eat at night too I would wreck a. bag do you eat the whole thing. yeah see what I mean yeah I'd be fat and. dead if I was you yeah I'd drink almond. milk it's great drink it with almond. milk yeah so good does that regulate the. you does that curb your fat you think. yeah man. yeah you know but I think I'm gaining a. lot of weight you're not you don't think.

I am no you look the same. thank you Liz what do you think how does. he look I think you look great thank you. that's a [ __ ] crock of [ __ ] let's. stop stop. your glory yeah your Galore yeah I've. been watching cold cases though and you. know what bones me about the cold cases. sometimes they like. because of DNA now. they'll catch some guy some guy that's. 85. look show up to their house you can.

go you know in 1968 you know I mean you. left this little sperms you know I mean. sperm inside this lady yeah and now we. got you and the 85 is like all right. I have a year left look at the [ __ ] he's. done there's no satisfaction he's gonna. die in the way yeah he doesn't give a. [ __ ] would you what would you rather. them happen to do the DNA in the 60s. technology oh so go back in time and get. better technology better technology back. in time that makes sense my point is. it's not fair man it'd be fun if they. just killed him on the spot.

that's like the Grim Cold Case Grim. Reaper oh that's safe what if they did. that what if they did this here's your. sperm back they gave it back yeah. he sticks it back in his dick I just. think if they can if you committed a. crime 40 years ago I have an idea yeah. you committed a crime 40 years ago they. find your sperm they take your 80 now. the guy who committed the crime yeah. take the sperm you clone it you get. their son and then you put their son in. jail for life this is a Black Mirror. episode that's intro whoa that's a black.

mirror but that's such a good episode. the sun didn't do it he's paying for the. crimes of his father so they're saying. would you care listen they're saying be. good in this life because you're. affecting others lives it's metaphor for. how you treat everybody in the current. life your life now can affect others. Butterfly Effect you can place your son. in jail by being a criminal but my point. is I love this but Andrew check this out. but I still like mine when they. committed a crime they show up to you. and they shoot you right in there yeah. that one's fun I get back to sperm. that's my thing yeah that's you.

yeah but check this out what you lost. this in the 60s we found inside a vagina. oh thank you I was looking for that. how is she. yeah those caucuses are wild you know. well it's insane that they can go that. dark I mean dude look at you speaking. the most notorious cold case they just. found more evidence for Tupac. did you see all that [ __ ] what do you. mean what do you mean among the items. stop by investigator computer laptops. articles about Tupac and his death. evidence case is now being presented to.

Las Vegas grand jury no charge them and. file the investigation suspect to. continue for weeks to months they found. a bunch of new evidence from the Tupac. case the who killed him today yeah wow. home search Tupac and turpack murder in. Vegas Police searched a home in the Las. Vegas area on Monday night in a long. dormant murder case of hip-hop Legend. Tupac Shakur so they found a bunch of. [ __ ] that might tip them off to maybe. finding some more [ __ ] out but. apparently the guy that killed Tupac's. dead right isn't he dead didn't they say. that. they kissed him to death and he was like.

I want that guy [ __ ]. it's a mob it's a crazy mob wow get rid. of those to this day Tupac's first. killer remains a mystery ah suspect we. never caught I thought for some reason. they said they did anyway look yeah. they've got all this new evidence for. this guy and that's the oh that case is. what 30 years ago now yeah he died in. 1997 seven or eight yeah. that's crazy man it's so crazy. dude honestly if somebody killed me. how long would you search for the. murderer. honestly.

Bobby. how much time would you spend. it would mean spend. no no. no I want to be clear what do you mean I. spend you know what I [ __ ] mean no. because here's will I be thinking about. it thinking about it all the time I. think about my dead grandmother that's. not what I'm talking about so I've been. watching all these cold cases yeah right. and what happens is there's always. somebody to keep it alive a warm case.

right to keep it a warm case right so. you need somebody to call every once in. a while to please and go what's the new. evidence what are you guys doing would. you do that for me. I'll have Melanie do it your [ __ ]. assistant yes you can't even book you a. flight I understand that that woman. [ __ ] up everyone so I'll call Melanie. goes so what's up with that what's his. name again Andrew Andrew yeah no I won't. I'll go you know the Andrew thing. um she's like yeah I emailed him. six months ago by the way she didn't.

even you know she forgets the email. that's all that's all lie no how long. was it in her in her you know I would go. all the way dude I like Melanie I'm just. kidding I would get um. it would consume me I mean that would I. would quit comedy to find my killer oh. yeah my whole life would be that here's. our other this place right here yeah it. would be just like one of those [ __ ]. Beautiful Mind Right offices with like. lines with nice lines connecting and me. trying to figure out will you be there. oh yeah I'd quit comedy we'd be like. disgruntled who do you think did it out. of our crew because someone you know. it's always someone from the inside. isn't it though right don't they find.

out like the number one it's always. someone from the inside. who did it who did it who done it. doc. doc did it. oh you killed you dude a little bit I'm. sorry man but that joke you did yay. can't be having that yeah yeah wow yeah. dude I died who killed me. doc yeah. I actually doc I am doc yeah yeah. I I genuinely think mine is mine is is.

Bryce and this is inside baseball but I. think Bryce would yeah he's quiet he's. quiet right price unassuming yeah yeah. by the way Carlos was there smoking a. cigarette watched it happen. yeah he's like oh man that's [ __ ] up. yeah I mean that's all he would do look. at that hey I killed I understand Tina. [ __ ] murderer how obviously does that. guy kill me he obviously kills me yeah. yeah sometimes when he talks to me I. think he might think about he's thinking. about killing me when he speaks to me. the least believable person killed me is. I think Pete would kill me. because that's the last person people.

would think well it's great because yeah. no one would think so yeah yeah but why. did you kill me Pete yeah why Pete. oh sometimes I get a little frustrated. you know in the heat the Heat of the. Moment yeah you know and maybe stab you. a lot of times and then black out and go. oh what happened thought about it he. thought about it he's thought oh no no. no no yeah 100 he's thought about it. that's 100 he's not about it because. Remember the force awakens yeah right. remember the porks yeah you remember the. porks right what was that other creature.

that's liquid milk. is that is that Pete that's Pete's body. wow. I'll tell you who it actually because. I've wanted a milk or tits before I'll. tell you who like who'd actually kill. everybody go fine fine the guy get him. milking. what yes there's. people's body that's why he's gonna kill. me yeah that's how I sit too is that you. on vacation. yeah just yeah there he is how funny.

would be to post. yeah yeah yeah that's a wild how funny. would it be to post that on your. Instagram and just be like hey made it. to Italy just. chilling on the beach look at him look. at Pete yeah all right so check it out. maybe we'll go to Europe in the new year. maybe we'll go to Australia maybe we. have a Vegas for income we have all. sorts of fun stuff that we're trying to. come up with yeah but we'll uh we'll see. baby great hey yeah thank you for being. a bad friend even even more than that. what I love you.

I am going to miss you when I move to. Austin you're not moving there. do you want to come with me when I go. visit no. all right there you go anyway. thank you. [Music].