Alfalfa Sprout & Toco Choco | Ep 100 | Bad Friends

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and i'm always there yeah you're always. there so come yeah so come see me go to. anderson.com andrew santino.com you two. are bad friends who are these two idiots. white dude. you two are disgusting. well you two or something we're bad. friends. little blacky gotcha honestly out of all. the people to get covered he was the. most worrisome why is that. um. he just looks like covet kind of to me.

he has a little kova desk yeah he's got. a vi of like no you know he looks like. um. he just looks like he's already defeated. yeah well he does have cove he does like. if he saw coveted in a ring. you you and i would be like oh yeah he's. he's he's got it yeah it's over we're on. this corner we just pack it up throw it. in the towel. yeah it would pack it up but um. but he's alive he's alive he's still. alive how long how long has doc doc has. covered ladies and gentlemen how long. has doc had covered now for three days. four days for a couple weeks are you.

serious yeah. for a couple weeks because i've been. checking on them for a couple weeks. wow i didn't know are you alive yeah. doug thanks for checking up on oh yeah. man don't fight copenhagen won't take me. down but can i just say this before we. start um we almost didn't make it. because um we almost died on the way. over here no that's not even a joke i. don't know why you're laughing. it's not even a joke i don't know why. you're laughing it's really since in the. new studio do i need to tell you to put. the mic closer to your face it's not. it's insane it's insane how is this. still trying so um just real quick. you know when i came over here i i.

stopped by the little 7-eleven because i. look refreshments sure and i have money. you have money yes i like. i like to buy things you do like to buy. things yeah so we're there i go and i go. jules you want to go and she goes no i. went in there and i want to bought. pedialyte peter light okay i come back. it's gatorade pedialyte beautiful. i come back out and the car door is open. on her side. she's dead no no. i walk in she doesn't say anything right.

no i don't know why the car door is open. but when i walk in the ha in the in the. car imagine this all right smelling yeah. let's let's suppose an egg. right. ate an egg got it [ __ ] up an egg got it. right and then just left it on like you. know rotten egg on some concrete in the. summer boston like under the sun under. the sun boston right. and then a cockroach a family. an entire family of kakarochi they start.

they go it's a swimming pool yay. one of them's like no it's not. but is it no it's not but they when they. all died that gets formed mm-hmm anyway. she did a fart. [Laughter]. she did a fart dude that i literally. went should we go to the hospital is it. was that what died inside of you. i don't know i haven't pooped in four. days. [Laughter]. why haven't you pooped in four days bud. i can't. what do you mean. nothing's going out.

do you sit on the toilet for a long. enough time no because they said you get. hemorrhoids no okay okay first of all. who says that atikulillah has she had. hemorrhoids no but. she's she's a man. she's just don't know it all my [ __ ]. girlfriend is a [ __ ] know-it-all she. thinks she knows she doesn't know. anything she doesn't know anything she. knows a lot she knows a lot of medical. stuff but you know what she's not here. so i'm going to say it she said no it. all damn.

you know what dude are you eating enough. fiber. no i don't bring up a list of things. that have high fiber in them high fiber. and then we can see. you by the way bobby do you like our new. tv because it's [ __ ] huge for you. it's a 65-inch i understand this but the. thing is that the screen is still too. long from my eyes what are you talking. about it's the biggest screen needs to. be here it's the biggest. do you want us to get a drop down tv. right in front of your face yeah okay. we'll get one yeah but i want it so i.

can press a button like how about like. in the voice. yeah yeah. yeah yeah okay well we'll do that guys. like a light that does something all. right so bobby read the list of her to. her of the things that have happened. okay. honestly from here i'm going to show you. what that says to me. no just go back a little bit to show you. where it was. that says. sarah's. chrome. that says shaman shankle five girl. that one says august. sixth.

the other one says. apatow. yeah. yeah no it says apples so i've never. seen her eat an apple i've never seen. her eat raspberries i've never seen her. eat an avocado. bananas bananas. a lot you eat a lot of bananas high in. fiber. yeah i heard i've never seen her eat. beets i've never seen her eat right. broccoli none none of that artichoke. brussels sprouts none of this stuff. you've ever lentils do you know what. lentils are no take a guess. small beans got it.

kidney beans split peas chickpeas okay. so. all of these things that have high fiber. you eat none of them okay this is why. you can't poop bananas. okay i know but how many bananas once. every other day or three days or you. gotta eat you gotta eat more fiber every. day you know what can we get can you. guys let's have george reach out to um. uh what's the thing that old people have. and they stir in their uh at night. before they go to bed muse um. metamucil metamucil so reach out today. i'm gonna say cyanide.

that's why i don't. let's get some of this for her can we. get some out of you to see if we can get. her to [ __ ] and can we have a [ __ ]. tracker for her like uh. just to find out we need a shirt you. know i [ __ ]. so two weeks ago i i had an emergency i. [ __ ] in the parking lot of. the grove of the you [ __ ] in one of the. nicest outdoor malls yeah yeah so my. brother um and my brother almost. my brother almost goes. i don't think you're my brother anymore. man. like it was that humiliating to him. because it wasn't like at night it was. like it was like seven in the middle of.

the day it was like seven but what did. you do do you pull your picture so we. went to go see um the movie um licorice. pizza how was it loved it and it's. what's his name's movie right yeah paul. pt. also you're watching magnolia tonight. yeah okay oh my gosh what. she's a discussion oh you also. remind me so she said something even. crazier yeah remind me later i'm not. even done with this okay. so we went so i go and i go i got to go.

to my car because i forgot my cigarettes. or something and as i went toward my car. and i now i mean the movie theater is. there right i parked where the [ __ ]. farmer's market is okay so it's far it's. far it's pretty far it's a wall right so. as i'm walking i fart a little bit a. little poo comes out like normal it's. not normal. everyone here is farted and a little. poo's come out normal no that's never. happened in japan once in japan but it's. japan all right that's true it was. interesting yeah it's a japanese. japanese thing to do. yeah just a little bit came out i'm.

gonna say something too and i want to. apologize to brad williams why. you didn't do that to him he was. born williams right now because i've. been thinking about apologizing to him. because the uh forget the growth story. there's another poo story that he's. involved with that happened as well you. should on brad williams no it's close he. is perfect it is perfect but he is even. worse. yeah okay okay. so i would i was at the improv. okay. and i was about to go up and this kid. went up before me.

and he [ __ ] i've never seen him. before this kid. and you you're gonna know his kid you. know his name i do but are you gonna be. able to guess it he's a new kid. he killed improv. packed room white kid killed it what and. i [ __ ] my pants he was so good i had to. follow him you had [ __ ] in your pants. when you went on stage no up in the. green room up upstairs so he was down. there i was looking down his name was. trevor wallace oh yeah i know who that. is yeah yeah he's so good he crushed he. crushed it and what did you do i started.

shaking nervous right i [ __ ] my pa and. then the host goes up right and i pull. my sweats down i pull my underwear down. i pull my underwear put it in a [ __ ]. ball. i throw it in the corner of the green. room i pull my sweats back on i barely. make it on stage bro there's a poop so. there's poop underwear upstairs in the. green room right in a ball now can i say. this too go looking for it guys poop. scavenger hunt underwear on now but also. years ago. i got banned from a club. because i left pooh.

in the [ __ ] green room seems pretty. reasonable right so now i'm paranoid. i get off stage i go straight to the. comedy store because. i have you don't bother to go clean up. your poo underwear i don't remember it. really. remember i'm late for my spot all right. all right i feel like i remember can i. just say this right now happy new year. to you happy new year to you and i feel. like you're being judgmental so i wanted. not even a little bit rewind it a little. bit yeah go and i don't want any. judgment from you can i tell you. something i'm glad you're one of my best. friends you're one of my best friends i. want to say that right now out loud.

you're one of my best friends and i love. you i love you no i'm not i'm not even. done dude okay. i love you so [ __ ] much man. you're like a brother to me man i love. you. so anyway. felt good um yeah it was great i thought. we were gonna get somewhere else with it. but yeah i'll take what i can get out of. it yeah but i really meant that but i. meant it too i love you to death thank. you so much. look me in the face right now. say i can't live without you. one two three.

i can't live without you thank you. so anyway who wonder where's up with the. improv right and here you are you're. raised in the store cause you got a nine. 45 spot so now check this out. this my story right now is like magnolia. it's all over the place but it's going. to make sense okay. so andreas. years ago. so. years ago i had another poo incident. that brad williams. where i left i had a poo thing right. where i left a poo somewhere and i. hunted him down for his advice what to.

do because you know midgets always i. don't know why i don't know why that's. why i want to apologize and then this. time around. right i was at the comment store i was. freaking out i hunted down brad well. where's brad. and everyone's like oh brad went around. there i went to find brad. to help me figure out. how to figure out this poo situation but. in my head i'm like do i think that. little people. have better knowledge of poo or. something i feel like little people do. probably poop themselves more than we. think that's why i think they just.

you know why but don't say that that's. straight crazy well their organs are. smaller it's got it processes so fast. it's got to get out of there faster. i never thought of it medically let me. call brad and see if he's got so many. let's see let's see if brad thinks. because people could be saying oh you're. being um hightist right now you're. you're being behind us no i came here to. apologize bro i know but maybe your. assumption was true that maybe lps do. know more about [ __ ] their pants. than normal people okay i'm a regular. heighted human human i don't know what's.

the terminology for that. but we'll see if perhaps brad. what's up buddy hey buddy you're on the. podcast with me and boob uh we got a. question for you. all right fire away bobby [ __ ] his pants. uh he feel and he did it twice and he. feels like he has to always seek your. help when he shuts his pants. i hey bobby i kept your secret i didn't. tell anybody what a good friend. that's number one. that's why i go to little people well.

you remember they love keeping secrets. they love it they love they're so good. at it well they can hide them in those. trees also. they never told anyone where the wizard. was right never once not what did they. tell you where the wizard was bro brad. they're good at secrets. there's a wizard i told you that. never see you're broken yeah also have. you been to the chocolate factory they. don't give cop stoppers for free no you. have to worry about people right they're. good at like they're good at like um. being loyal to their company correct. right and they're good about their word.

correct they're very have you watched. peter dinklage in his movies yeah he's. always playing a businessman he is he's. got something important to do always. yeah yeah and he always keeps secrets. brad. he's a good guy brad first of all we. both love you very much bobby wanted to. apologize i apologize every time there's. a poo thing i always come to you and i. want to do you know next time i'm going. to go to chelsea handler or somebody. else let me say this though okay brad. except his apology anyway but also. do you think that his intuition is. instinct might be keen on the idea that.

perhaps lps are a little bit more. knowledgeable what to do in those. situations than anybody else. well first of all bobby i you're close. to the ground accept your apology and. you can always come to me with any poo. news see uh and. don't worry we're friends i'm going to. keep that just between. you. this is a popular podcast everybody. knows everyone knows everybody knows. yeah now now now everybody knows but yes. you are correct and i i i think he just. looks at me because dwarfs typically.

have larger asses so maybe he's like see. he's blowing my [ __ ] mind. you're not the biggest ass you realize. how big his ass is there's got to be a. lot of [ __ ] coming out of there. but it's here's the thing. the [ __ ] doesn't come through the cheeks. with them it does no it doesn't that's. the difference it's not like the cheeks. are full of [ __ ] dude no the chicks are. full of [ __ ]. what else is in the cheeks that's true i. never thought of it that way it's poo. it's poo it's being dragged down because. of the gravity and also brad um and rudy.

over here you know rudy jules rudy. hasn't [ __ ] in four days in four days. any advice. uh. get your affairs in order because you're. probably going to die probably going to. die following you're going to die so. i'll get your affairs in order brad i. love you we love you very much brad we. love you bud i apologize happy new year. buddy happy new year bye. bye. the best so um could you want to share. you're going to die yeah jewels i don't. wanna die just because i didn't poop in. four days but you gotta poop it's waste. leaving the body otherwise you're.

storing waste you know elvis he died. with a bunch of poop in his body a lot. of how many how many pounds of poop did. elvis have in his body so you're gonna. be elvis and you know where he died too. on a toilet toilet. with a with a peanut butter and jelly. fried banana sandwich yeah that's real. yeah look at this you know where. that sandwich was read that in between. his breast. read that out loud bobby the corner. found you gotta make it bigger for him. no bob no no sit down they're gonna make. it big the corner found over 35 pounds. of white chalky fecal matter in elvis's.

colon 35 pounds of poop inside of elvis. that's a king that's the king baby. and you're the queen and you probably. have more poop inside of you. imagine if how much you weigh. 115. can you imagine if like 70 pounds. of it was just poop if she was really. disappear yeah. what if that oh you need the poop inside. of you to stay alive. exists that's true that's what it is. she needs matter you need to you have. you have to have matter today otherwise.

yes. so i want you to tell the boys because. we care about you you're like our. daughter tell the fam tell the family. what you said in the car oh because it. was it was before the fart. i think the fart was immediate. but the second thing was a little scary. so go ahead. i want to have. more body count to be cool oh my god. and you know what's so funny watch this. is the best part about this right now on. fancy has no idea what body count means. what does body count mean do you know. what it means fans i have no idea.

take a guess of what she means by that. uh. i guess you'll have to count. something with your body. yes fancy thank you very much i'm glad. he made it. through you know through the transition. fire. i thought he would leave that [ __ ] at. the old studio going well it was killing. and then. roadblock. body count is how many people you've had. sex with so rudy is talking about. getting her body count up because she. wants to sleep around she wants to be. cool is that what you think is going to. make people cool yeah due to bobby said.

that he has 660 what did he say. he has over 60. his body account's over. 60. and he said i'm 50 years old and he. said that's cool. and i said i want to have 60 and he said. that's not cool. he's old. and he's come from a different time. different era a different era and also. his body succeeds we're amazing that was. amazing it's a free free free love free. love dude i think. this year is free love oh no oh no no no.

no no no so you just want to do it just. to be cool so she was like basically. saying that's not going to make you cool. it's not. bobby is always saying i'm uncool. because i don't know any music that's. cool. just cause you don't know music doesn't. mean that doesn't mean you should just. because you go [ __ ] a bunch of people. doesn't mean you're gonna be cool that's. what youtube bobby said. why because i told you to to listen to. one beatles album what the [ __ ] is the. problem who's the who's the most uncool. person in the studio and on our team.

who is it. who is it. can i say pete you can. and by the way. no pete died. he died you know why. body count too high. too much he had two he had too much and. he got the hdi. he left something for you guys before he. before the time before he died yeah what. do you leave us. we'll do it at the end okay okay i want. to say this there's so many diseases too. there's new diseases there's so many.

there weren't around when when we were. sleeping around there's diseases now. waffle sprout alfalfa sprouts have you. ever heard of alfalfa. oh my god oh my god. i'll tell you what happens okay. and it happens to um young males between. 18 and also west coast guys it has to do. with the humidity or i don't know that. the dryness combination mm-hmm. one of the other yeah but what it is is. uh alfalfa sprout is basically he sticks. your penis right in you right and it's. there's fungi. i guess it's it's the root is fungi the.

basis the base is basically what you'll. end up having is have a fungal ecosystem. correct that will sprout yep right and. you'll have like mushrooms. but you know what shiitake. chicken big shiitake mushrooms we love. that we'll eat that i'll eat that that's. delicious but like they'll have little. little little ones little tiny have you. ever walked past a pond still water yeah. you know there's like lily pads but. there's also little weird weeds yeah. that can start growing. out of your chonch yeah and it's it. burns it burns constantly. 24 7 fire so is this what you want.

that's what you want. give it another disease that came out i. really remember the article the other. day oh yeah. is insane believe that what do you mean. you could look at it. it's a disease we're not online right oh. we're all fine. we're all flying. this is insane it's disgusting. if you've had too many bodies if your. body count is way too high yeah. naturally right your.

your chuchu starts producing its own. cacao to make chocolate yeah now in your. mind you go what do you mean my puss is. making chocolate that sounds delicious. no. this this is sour. disease-ridden what could i can't kill. her chocolate so people go down there a. guy goes down there and goes oh. chocolate. dogs forget it forget about it yeah a. dog can't go down there now they'll die. immediately they're immediately. chocolate right that's the thing. i'll tell you how that happens though. you know inside a female vagina and.

we're talking medical we're not being. grosser right there's only a number. amount of vaginal juice correct right so. every time a man. you know goes inside you there's only. it's like oil you're right you're going. to run out of oil we're like petroleum. right your vagina is like petroleum. there's only a certain amount so what. happens is if your body count goes above. you run out of the vagina vaginal juices. and you start using. organic cacao that your body. automatically produces so your dogs you.

have four dogs right. just by them being around you by proxy. correct they could die correct so you. want to kill your dogs because you want. a [ __ ] body count no what's the. disease called again tokocho. hey andrew yeah you ever feel like your. mind doesn't have an off switch yeah. often or that tension is constantly. traveling through your body yeah or do. you feel tired no matter how much you. sleep buddy yes andrew that's just a few. of the many ways stress anxiety and. sleeplessness can harm your mind and.

your body i know and this year why not. make small changes to your daily routine. that have a big influence on your mental. health and well-being we've genuinely. talked about mental health on this show. very honestly we do think everyone. should take care of their mental health. and you can start the new year by trying. headspace. we love a hat space because it's a. friendly reminder that anything that. costs you your mental health is too. expensive and headspace is affordable. that's right and that's the most key. here we all say fine when we don't. really mean it people say how are you. doing you say fine fine really isn't an. emotion is it so how many times have you.

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of all can i say something about you. i told you this before it's not about. looks look at kalila. is it about looks for her is it about. looks no can i ask you a question. can i ask you a real question you are. handsome by the way god bless you and. take care. please don't you're my best friend okay. all right. can i ask you. can i ask you a serious question. is kalyan a beautiful woman mm-hmm when. she puts a makeup on honestly it's i.

know you're related to her she's your. aunt but try to step away from it just. is she beautiful this day she is the. prettiest right yeah so so. you knew her before she met me right. mm-hmm what would you imagine. her dating i can see it tall tall long. hair long hair yeah muscles abs abs. sporty sporty tall yeah did you say it. dull i'm saying it again. you can see it again uh right sporty. right.

and then what does she go to. small low we say low. low. low round. sweet. korean korean very specific nothing. that's a nothing thing no he's got hair. on his head that's a that's not that's. no people like korean all right. well not always one of my point is is. that she didn't she went ugly no she.

went against the name against the norm. against right that's what we want that's. healthy all right so that's what we're. going to do for you fred savage. fred savage you know i know him should i. call him do you know fred savage do you. know fred's hat oddly he doesn't like me. so let's not call wait why. because what time. he directed a tv show i did one that's. why it's probably the same tv show i. auditioned for what what did you do he. was directing a tv show auditioning for. the show yeah. and i it was one of those auditions.

where. i don't know what happened either. he said stop. and you can i said i'm done. but at one point we didn't finish it it. was over it was bad do you know who fred. savage is. no. so aggressive the way she says it fred. savage was on a very you know they're. remaking that show by the way the wonder. years they brought it back do you not. know this it's an all-black version of. don cheadles john don cheadle's doing it. that's fred savage he was on a show. uh called wonder years and it was.

i mean it's a classic it was a massive. classic back to fred. okay back to fred so can i tell you a. story about fred that he won't like me. to tell it's not that big of a deal go. ahead but he was having a tough time. directing the show and we shot it in. vegas what was the show called please. tell me no no you're not you didn't. audition for this it was called sin city. saints it was a basketball team in vegas. oh yeah it's probably right but but fred. but we so we had to do a scene on the. ferris wheel. in vegas like that you know that big. huge ferris wheel yeah and we had to get. all the crew loaded up onto there and. they can't stop it they couldn't stop it.

please don't show oh my god that's the. [ __ ] show look at how terrible that. is yeah there's me but also baron davis. that's where i met him are you the coach. yeah i was the coach oh i have to see. the show man it's. the way you're the coach of a [ __ ]. is that tom papa that's tom arnold. well that's tom arnold's in there tom. that's molly ackerman to my left that's. rick fox. insane okay anyway look we had to get on. with the ferris wheel but they can't. stop it they legally were like we can't. stop it and it goes slow enough you just. have to get on so we're like okay we all. have to get on the whole crew had to get.

on and twice. twice we couldn't get the whole crew on. and little fred savage boy oh boy did he. blow up. dude stop lost it lost it we get half. the crew on and the camera guys and the. sound guys couldn't all get on yeah and. he was like what's going on. why can't i mean dude freaking the [ __ ]. out little fred's ever and the whole. time i'm thinking oh my god wonder yours. is freaking out. i couldn't get it out i was like little. little wonder years was freaking out he. [ __ ] lost his mind meanwhile i was.

supposed to have a love scene on there. yeah and he was losing it so we got on. there and then as we took the trip we. missed half the guys so we had to just. stand there quietly and it's like 15. minutes to get all the way around she. had to just sit there while he was just. wait have you ever been yelled out on a. set by another actor. yeah oh yeah yes i have i have who. yelled at you jenna fisher. from the abc show yeah would she what'd. you do because during. during her reverse one time. i was. reading. an article so so rude i know for people.

that don't know what he's saying when. the shooting over the over his shoulder. onto her face which he was saying was a. reverse. you're supposed to be paying attention. to the other actor and giving them lines. and helping them bobby was. kind of doing what you're doing right. now to me. you were reading a [ __ ] article in. the middle of a scene i mean we might. have to move on because i didn't want. this reaction crazy mean. bad. bad but right but you know what what i. love it thank you good thank you good. that's what i wanted my best friend was. my best friend the article was good.

you got to read it it wasn't it was bad. let's pop out farts i don't give a [ __ ]. but yeah yeah she so she goes she goes. that's [ __ ] rude man. yeah. like i did it for you. you know like come on and i go sure. you're right you're a bigger star i'm. being rude you were but but you know. what when that happened. it's still kind of fun it's very fun. because it's weird like people. you know i mean the people at the art. department are kind of being quiet did.

you feel like a little boy when she. yelled at you. like did you feel kind of i feel like a. little powerless boy. and i also remember going i just. remember going. thinking to myself oh i remember like 12. years ago you like you would you said. you would kill a family member just to. be in a scene with jenna fisher and now. look at you and now i'm like on a show. with her and i'm being like a [ __ ]. dick so. i don't know why i said that story man i. feel [ __ ] bad about it it's okay it's. okay sorry have you done anything who. yelled at you i wanted to hear what you. were making al madrigal and uh griff. griff got yelled at by melissa leo when.

we did i'm dying up here i mean lit us. up like what for talking in the middle. of us we were talking when the scene was. done all right i want to be okay can i. be you and then i want to see what she. said sure okay. i don't know what her lines are but uh. no no no this i'm no i'm you right we're. off your camera and we're chatting yeah. hey man griff good set last night man. [ __ ]. is it really you like my side. yeah like you're saying i'm kidding i. don't know what you're saying oh yeah i. don't watch myself.

let's get some tacos. hey man it's not lunch man we just got. here it's eight o'clock call though i. want tacos. we don't have tacos man. well craft servers craft service. go to craft service we go to craft. service and i was like hmm hey hey. andrew you wonder if can i. rub my fingers against these. these fruit roll-ups. you know what i like to do every morning. i like to come here and touch all the.

little foods. on the craft service and. i don't let anybody you know i mean get. clean food here anyway. well we our tv show is great man. so anyway are you gonna interrupt me. she's still she hasn't come in yet she. hasn't come in yet. she didn't come in yet. so much more happened before. so much happened before she interrupted. it was like another hour he's gonna be. so mad at like doing that yeah. he's not gonna be happy.

wait wait baby so um. let's just now interrupt i'll keep going. but you and robin okay. so anyway uh. dude. what is where's that woman. woman that's on the show that's supposed. to interrupt us. baby what's up tacos. tacos. she still hasn't come in yet i know but. i honestly honestly didn't if she. doesn't come in like five seconds. it's. [Music]. okay.

so anyway andrew oh. no yeah. you you think i got sickle cell. you know because bobby picks on me all. the time about it you know she jokes. around. he feels sick herself but like you know. i've been having some pains on myself. i better have some sickle stickly sickly. excuse me. yeah.

we're still in the scene what's so. important. what's so important. outside if you need to talk go outside. is there anything you'd like to say. go outside that's what she said oh in. that in in that frame that was what it. was and me it doesn't seem that bad oh. dude she let us up it was so. unnecessary we were way off camera we. were nowhere near the scene and then. what did you guys say to yourselves oh. do we look like little children i mean. all of us the moment that she was like.

excuse me all of us were like little ch. look grown al magical you know we're all. mr he's mr tough guy the moment she came. over and did that whole thing all of us. like little [ __ ] were like. like kids yeah yeah yeah no she. embarrassed it was embarrassing did that. to me it's embarrassing kim catrell did. i've had i've had. a lot of are you gonna go back to sex in. the city. you said. is that it's not done. is it done i don't know what's going on.

it came out i haven't seen a single one. my buddy told me he saw you last night. and he actually enjoyed your stuff on it. he said he did good thank you but um but. wait i thought it's back isn't it going. are you going back this year no they. said if they. i don't they don't have a pickup for the. second season i don't know what's going. on but i don't know what i would do. i don't make decisions because the most. i'll tell you i'll be honest with you. it's 2022 and doing a lot of reflection. okay and the reflection is this number. one. when i turned 50 i got really depressed.

and i'm going through something right. now i'm going through a depression or. whatever so um. so i've been doing a lot of um internal. like what what do i want to do what. direction would i want to take. you know we let's talk about and i and i. i realized number one. the most important thing for me right. now. is tb. and be bad friends. those are my two number one. my creative outlets that i i want to do.

yeah yeah these are things that are what. i want to do for the next couple of. years number one that's my number one. thing. number two i want to get back get an. hour back together so in 2023 i can. really tour hard. and i want to. because bob died. i just want to be a better guy. you know i think that. if you if if you look at. why people reacted the way they did to. bob dying. it's basically. he's down deep down inside just a really.

nice guy and a mensch. and he's he was real he was a really. nice just a guy that everyone loved. and i'm like. that's something to aspire to man. don't you think you're that now people i. think i could be better. i think that i can like if i poo in my. underwear throw it in the [ __ ] green. room and you know zach did that all the. time i know but. but second to go to a dwarf and go what. do i do. no that's true he doesn't so that's.

never taken it's like i take it to the. next level i take it mythological. you yeah i take it like i take it like. you know very like narnia. i narnia like if i prove whatever right. i have a poo. situation right. i could call you. but instead i go willow. you. you know and it's like why do i go. willow. because you know i and that's why i want. to be a better person okay you don't. know willow willow is. but it was a very funny reference very.

funny reference. so this is a story that i i've it's very. old but it popped up on my feet again. the other day and it made me laugh this. woman eleanor kerrigan. is eleanor yeah my eyes are bad this. woman woke up. uh with a chinese accent she literally. is british. and she woke up with a chinese accent. i'm serious. in england is a dead set. who now sounds like she's from shanghai. it wasn't until i was in the ambulance.

on the way to the hospital to actually. say you're aware. of the way you're speaking. [Laughter]. she has a better asian accent than i am. by far. all right stop this video wait wait i. want to see what she just said to see if. i can do it hold on just do her just get. ready because that's too many women do. just go just youtube. woman wakes up with chinese accents just. heard of the way you are speaking. are you uh where are you speaking can.

you do it are you aware you're speaking. can i do it. am i the best i don't think you can are. you aware oh my god it's so good. how you're speaking you're so good at. speaking girl how about you juliana no. no no no no. [Applause]. try. okay. it's just so weird to ask an asian to do. an asian act i know she can't do one but. i can't. well. okay you do it then i'll copy it.

hello. hello. how are you how do you. feel. oh you're good um. are you aware. that you are speaking. are you aware. that you are speaking. nothing's better than watching asian. asian accents pretty [ __ ] that was. pretty good that was pretty good just do. your dad when you do your dad that's an. asian accent do your dad do my dad now.

right i'll do it right. oh you. where is stop there stop there yeah wait. wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait. wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait. wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait. wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait. wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait. wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait. wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait. wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait. wait let me oh eddie bobby bobby are you. well. bobby who are you. [Music]. i miss you.

[Music]. very good thank you let me ask you. something. is there a village let me ask you. something is there a village in china. with just a lot of these people no where. a chinese person wakes up and goes hello. how are you with a british accent oh my. god can you imagine what happens. this is the bad friends movie i wake up. one day and i have a korean accent you. wake up. i'm an irish actress i can't do an irish. accent can you be something else try it.

just give me a line again we tried i. know i can't do it how about this we'll. do it write the script but i will go. take a class or something we tried you. can do irish remember. remember conor mcgregor. perfect. perfect. conor mcgregor. i've got i need to go to the shop i need. to go to the shop perfect. mcgregor just say that all the whole. movies. anytime someone asks you something yeah. just respond. just respond with conor mcgregor yeah.

conor mcgregor conor mcgregor. so when i ask you something in the movie. and i wake up. that's the movie is that's the movie. because i wake up with a korean accent. he wakes up with an irish accent. we like a lot of accents and languages. on this show you know but the thing is. is that they're they're surface yeah and. you and i can go deeper we can go way. deeper and i think the thing is you and. i have the same and i honestly.

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yeah yeah it's fine maybe we'll get. someone. olivia munn maybe olivia munn is gonna. be my you're my wife no no olivia munn. is more kalaila because she has people. oh yes olivia munn would be mine she's. kalila and who you're playing and who's. who i mean who's your wife. uh mine will be the. since i'm the one that has to do the. scenes with her can i cast it you're. gonna cast my wife yeah yeah archer who. who do you wake up with then if i wake. up with you. gal gadot. [Laughter]. no i don't like that yes galco i don't. get olivia munford you get gal gadot. that's not fair that's beautiful i'm not.

saying she's not i'm just saying gal. gadot is. foreign gonna [ __ ] her up though i want. foreign if you get foreign well do you. get to choose i'm the one that chose oh. i get gallagher you choose. okay so if i get olivia mon no no i'm. sorry if you get gal gadot then your. wife has to the galco does your wife you. [ __ ] face i know but you get to sleep. with her in this movie that's true go. ahead. [Laughter]. all right so then then my wife that you. get in this movie.

i know your wife that i get in this. movie would be panetta cruz. penelope cruz thank you fancy that'll be. cruise yeah that's good. penalty cruise okay. but can i but i insist. right that you dye your hair black throw. it out then you have to dye your hair. orange we're going to do we're going to. put a little green i'm going to do. little green strips right. around your eyes okay little green here. we'll fix it in post okay right we'll. see ggi in post you mean to pull my eyes.

down we have to what do you mean they. can just use they use tape now have you. ever seen it i want a cgi yet it's not. good enough for me oh okay it's gotta be. a slit imagine slit with me. i'm in black and long black hair. in dude and i'm gonna have the red hair. white translucent tasty [ __ ]. skin shitty pasty skin just pasty. disgust disgusting red splotchy sketchy. and a big red nose yeah and i propose a. 30 minute love scene.

because i'll tell you why. i know you do 30-minute sessions. just about yeah i kind of heard it. i've heard it from the rumor mill man. wait a minute how long do your sessions. go three. minutes seconds what yeah three pumps. dude. how what however long three pumps is. but can i say something you know what. but they're long pumps and no talking. about their loss anymore because they're. good old body count over here is getting. ideas oh yeah sorry my bad. my bad body count are you dating right. now no. are you on dating apps.

yes yes yeah rude. what are you on. nothing. okay what i do you just aren't you she's. on bumble. you're almost bumble what do you want. nothing i just want to talk to them. what but what app are you on oh my god. that's a big swap oh. that's great what is hinge hinge can i. read one no. can we do this we would i'd love to i. love doing this let me read one i love. going on to somebody's um dating app. let's answer and saying yes to things.

please like seeing guys and going yes no. i like swiping can we do that let's talk. about your toes. why pink. what's up man well why pink why not i'm. not judging i'm saying why was the pink. of the choice. because i just. it was the brightest color who painted. him. the the lady the vietnamese later down. the street. so when you go in to get your nails done. um what. do they do they say are they surprised.

that you're going to get your nails done. your feet painted. the lady. i have to go to this one specific lady. because she knows about my thing. right and she uses a a a gigantic metal. thing like this to shave your feet down. yeah but she does she take brings this. from. a storage closet somewhere. when she walk in they go they all look. at it.

yelling hatchet. he brings the thing right and five. people they start scraping to shut off. dude i'm telling you right now dude my. left foot this much of skin. right and what's great about that can i. tell you what you do with the skin no. may i. may i bobby you put it in a bowl just. hear me out right. you dry it out outside. just hear me out right. and it'll get to the point where you. touch it it'll still it'll crisp.

automatically right it'll almost like. instantaneously cr like a tortilla chip. what you do is you take a piece of. chicken. you take a piece of chicken right. and you take you put and you put your. favorite spices yeah what do you like. are you a barbecue. yeah your barbecue yeah put some cumin. in there yeah cumin and barbecue how. much cayenne pepper love love it right. that's what it'll do for you habanero so. i take happy i'll take the so what i do. is i take the chicken right i put in a. bowl.

right and i took the spices and i. marinate i rub it and rub the spices. into the sounds good to me just the. chicken though. yeah right then what i do is right i. take the chicken and i put i take egg. egg. you know what i mean yeah right. as a adhesive yes i understand i i think. that you can put it in the egg right. then you take and you use it as a crust. the feet. you take that you put the feet crust as. a breading.

that's so gross how much would it cost. you to eat your food crusted chicken. yeah because it does pile up like that i. haven't done the other stuff but it's. like what would that what would that. take would you ever eat his foot crusted. chicken. i think if you fry it you won't be able. no this is bacon. this is baked not big but what did we. just get. air fryer you did what did we do last. night. we fried chickens. no what kind of breading was it was it.

foot breading no plank what's it called. panko pancake panko crust yeah we used. panko delicious it looks. it looks just like my foot crosstalk do. you think you could sneak in and they. wouldn't know the difference i swear to. god i could do it. i want you to do it and see if you could. tell i won't trust him. dude how about this if i 50 50 it. oh if i have if i 50 50. right would you. know that you think and planka. what is it what's a panko panko but. planka too.

pinko planka pinko planka and foot crust. would you try it yeah. i want you to try no way this ninja air. fire fire is so good i know i want one. so but i've seen them all over the place. so will you buy me something for my. birthday can i ask for something yeah. what is that will you buy me um a. blackstone um flat top like an outdoor. hibachi grill you know the flat top [ __ ]. yeah man where do you get those outside. on the internet but they're thousands of. dollars i think how much are they the. blackstone flags how about this as a. team. as a team. we'll talk about when his birthday comes.

out and then we'll talk about it see but. okay they're only a couple hundred. dollars for that but i want like the. build out like they do like a build out. one it's really nice and they like build. it into like a thing not yeah see that's. that's fine. i want the one that's like built i want. it built onto my patio yeah but what do. we do. then you can come over and i can cook. everything on the black stone dude i can. i can literally cook eggs and. cheeseburgers at the same time flat tops. are the best. like hibachi you've been to a hibachi. restaurant right yeah we went in [ __ ]. we went to mexico.

remember like. what's it called. garbage you mean. what do you mean. i love hibachi grill. they flipped the shrimp that we went to. mexico. i know i'm saying the experience is fun. but it wasn't a good experience. no the habachi oh you didn't do the. hibachi with us. no you didn't we did that that's the. problem don't you what's it called why. can't i think of it what's the one that. steve aoki's dad owns benny hannah yeah. remember that that's great yeah that's. why they had it with amir and sarah the. other day it's still open. yeah i thought they closed that down no. we went to the orange county one in.

[ __ ]. in [ __ ] um orange county. because you were doing irvine did not. yeah irvine and um. they have l.a river shrimp. [Laughter]. we didn't eat it shrimp from the river. bro it was like la riverstrip where me. sarah and emir no. on our plate we didn't touch it asked. them it was ghetto dude at the benihana. yeah we were like throwing each other. like we were using it as like weapons la.

river shrimp it was terrible. buffy the greatest thing you ever done. done for me started the show with you. the second greatest thing you've ever. done for me giving you a buffy. no. no what is it you kissed me on the lips. once i did kiss you on the bed yes. number three yeah. that's right and buffy makes bedding. that is super comfy and super. sustainable everybody's had sleepless. nights you know what we're talking about. the bedding industry all right has had. an impact on the environment so they. decided to change it their products are.

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good i loved it no i did like it. but can i be honest leonardo dicaprio is. the best actor of our generation i'll. say it done. go ahead fancy argue with me you [ __ ]. film student that's pretty good i think. i think the captain no him. i didn't say the movie i'm saying he's. the best actor of my generation he's. great since i've been alive on earth. name someone that's made more hits more. bangers huh what's eating guilford grape. basketball diaries tommy titanic tommy. cruz catch me if you can tommy cruz not. the same generation i just need four. bangers tom cruise does mission.

impossibles great but what else. okay what else fancy what else has tom. cruise done top gun the mummy top gun a. remake of an original that he did before. it's gonna be the number one movie ever. i know it's gonna be great i'm saying. you're not giving me an array of. different kinds of acting magnolia all. right [ __ ] he's born of the fourth of. july. heath ledger's dead. daddy died he died. what else did you say about what else. did tom cruise do magnolia oh come on. birth of the fourth of july dude that's. right born on the fourth of july so the.

movie that i want to watch last night do. you think all of these are better than. all the ones that i just named tropic. thunder. tropic thunder was not he first of all. robert downey jr was the best character. on that in that whole movie how did he. not get cancelled for doing blackface. but not just blackface. the whole movie because the joke was. about doing i know it's great but that's. why i loved did you see um ben stiller. was better by the way do you see. licorice pizza no i want to go i want to. show you a scene a blackface that's. worse than blackface it's funny.

so they have a scene in it it's just. like the thing that you showed me okay. where so i forgot his name but he's in. best in show. you see best in show yeah eugene levy no. he plays michael keaton's husband in it. boyfriend. oh the two gay guys michael mckee um. john michael higgins john michael. higgins is so [ __ ] funny in the in. this in the movie he plays. a restaurant a japanese restaurant owner. a white guy but he's partnered with his. wife who has an asian accent she's. japanese she's japanese right so when.

he's talking to other people. he's has a regular english he's american. but when he talks to his wife. he talks to her in a thick asian accent. maybe she loves that i know but in the. movie it's so big and i saw that. with me my brother and gene hung we're. all asian right and when we saw that. we go oh my god it's that guy we and. then when he did that. us three we fell on the ground. [Music]. holding our sides. laughing.

and we don't know why it's that bad the. accident's that thick it's that funny. that's so it's such a. cool. choice small choice yeah and it's a. choice that you would never make in this. climate but they did but they made a. choice and that's why i love them the. movie's really good huh it's not it's. it's it's got some it's it's great and i. think that philip i think. son kills it. uh what's his name his name is cooper.

hoffman. he's his first movie his first movie. he's ever done his son yeah. look at them watch a basketball game. together baseball game together. to him that's me. that's his son that's actually me yeah. that's you and cooper is the star of the. movie and he's dope. and look at magnolia. philip seymour hoffman. is one of the greatest actors of all. time was in the movie magnolia he died. he worked with paul thomas anderson paul.

thomas anderson does licorice pizza and. uses his son as the lead that's. amazing. and his son's a great actor huh great. and that girl from haim. yeah she's great yeah it's a great movie. i loved it. they're jewish you know. [Laughter]. the hame they're all true. they all got the jew babe. they got it you know what when i look at. it i go i want it to be but you would be. like. hipster jew no i do i don't look jewish.

no but don't you want to be no i'm fine. with it i want to do the curl. that's not hipsters don't do the [ __ ]. i would do it i would do orthodox combo. orthodox hip yeah do type in orthodox. chic see if there's an orthodox chic. look that's going around right now. orthodox jewish. look at that oh. hip jews. dude welcome back to hip jews yeah jews. hip jew it has to be sung by a german. guy for some reason if you can be. anything rudy what would you be if you.

could be any other race or nationality. what would you be. i want to be. are you really happy with what you are. japanese you want to be japanese like. why right behind you look at that that's. who she wants to be so bad she wants to. be that that little japanese girl with. huge eyes yeah and a nose that doesn't. exist but can i say something and a. little bloody knife. the only difference. i'm gonna be so mean right now please do. you want me to be yeah we only be. healthy well we'll get we'll do healthy.

later okay. the only difference is the poo poo poo. poo poo color skin. [Laughter]. do you really think it's poop no it's. beautiful bring up a bring up a picture. of poop. bring up. do human feces yeah human pieces. i don't think you're right bob but let's. just see. images. jules i love you so much. bring up that. picture looks like you to bobby. photo first.

wait make that as big as you can wide. that up all right uh jules get up there. and put your arm against you yeah put. your arm against it. please put your armpit oh it's the. wikipedia one all right there you go why. [Music]. jules just go in front of the jewels go. in front of it where are you oh my god.

you're gone she's gone she camouflaged. where did you go oh my god you know what. it reminds me of when rambo rumor. remember when he came out of the way he. was hidden yeah on the cliff at mud. couldn't see him you couldn't see him. and his eyes opened up you think that. looks i think all of us have poo colored. skin it's some kind of very like go back. to the main page i guarantee you bobby. has there's poop that exists. let's see no it's too wide it's yeah. you're not dark enough. you're not dark enough that's why i love.

this though you can see me can you. i still see you now. but go back to the main page of human. feces i bet you there's a piece of poop. that looks just like you. look at the second one the second one. looks kind of bobby all right let's go. that's kind of just. uh just pinch and squeeze. oh my god. i'm not gonna lie that looks a lot like. that looks the same. that's the same. that's the same i can't see you where. are you bobby there you are.

see if there's orange poop to see if. maybe. yeah there's one for me poop am i bloody. poop yeah you're bloody poo. light bloody poo. i think there's a lot of orange poop. right there there's there's one out on. that page right now yeah. here it is fear the worst guy. which one that one all right let's see. andrew. oh mike. [Music]. andrew.

yeah. yeah you're part of it yeah you're the. edge of it i'm bloody poop you're bloody. pooter. anywho so you'd be japanese. if you could be any race or nationality. what would you be what would you be you. know you know i've thought about like. seriously. where i could i think i could have been. um born. in canada. by a lake okay by white people okay that. have something to do with forestry.

like uh like uh you mean like national. park uh preserver people like the what's. that vibe. hippies hippies yeah i want to be like. if i see a tree fall. it sheds a tear. you shed a tear yeah like every time i. drive into the sea i see a tree that's. fallen i shed a tear and i go and in. fact i get out of the car. you get out of the car yeah i want to be. one of those guys get i get out of the. car i go to the side of the tree i go to. the street and i just tears and just i. put my hand on it. god bless you tree god bless you and i.

just kind of there's still some life. energy. so you're saying you'd want to be white. yes. yeah just a white person is that what it. is. why would it be white what do you think. i want to be if i could be any racer. black. okay. both of you black why do you say black. so fast you're so good at the act the. accent i'm good at the black accent the. black scent you're good with a lot like. accents but i'm good with a lot of. accents i i would like to be black i. want to tell people there was a magnum. pi i would love to be black it was a. magnum pi episode.

that that they wrote apart for andrew. yeah okay it came out yeah yeah andrew. this is first of all this this is not. all the way true yeah this is what. happened they didn't write a part yes it. did no it never got to me it did go to. you no i never did oh my god it did i. swear to god they did because my the. executive producer was my eight my. friend my agent never gave me the role i. never got nothing but your agent goes. they ask go can we get some tape. on andrew just anything because we know. he's on dave we know he's an actor he's. doing a million things right. and your friends your your agent sent.

him. like. a clip from like not jackass without a. punk. that was maybe him saying [ __ ] you. that's i think that's what that was. right but there was a part but it came. out it would have been great but. because there's some violence between us. can i see it later maybe you would have. been good but. i didn't ever get the other guy was. great i didn't get offered the role his. name was leaf he was great he was better. than you anyway um. leif yeah his real name yeah. he's cool man.

l-e-i-f or ellie i don't know man well i. should know how to spell a guy's name. that you work with. i never got the role but also don't ask. for tape. get the [ __ ] out of here you're. difficult no get the [ __ ] out of here. you're difficult. you know what i went out. hello. tape get the [ __ ] out of here. get the [ __ ] out of your tape. tape that's true we talk about practice. [ __ ] out of here i know that's insane. what the [ __ ] do you mean tape.

i'll take a phone call like i think i. didn't say any of this but that's my. agent being like that's insane and he's. right that is [ __ ] insane what do you. mean what do you mean did you have to. put in tape for magnum pi no. that's true yeah get the [ __ ] out of. here. okay anyway uh no stop what a great show. don't be mean i love it but i wish i. would have done the show because i would. have liked to go to hawaii with you but. next season. i'll do it i would love to do it next. season don't ask for a [ __ ] tape no. tip that's insane i don't realize it can. i can i go back to something real fast. just so i just so we could kind of can.

round this out real fast genuinely go. ahead. i'm dead serious the body count thing no. you better not be thinking that this is. like we're all having fun and then. you're gonna go out there and you're. gonna go do it and go nuts. not only that it's like i'm serious i'm. serious too here's the worst nightmare. i'm not gonna be pregnant yeah oh my. [ __ ] god and they were like what the. [ __ ] do you want from us. well you do live on a hill.

that's true. or roll. i'm going to push i'm going to roll. nudge yeah yeah what's that what's the. gift that pete gave us what did he give. us. oh first of all he's no longer with us. i'll be honest. he died he died but he left something oh. come on you [ __ ] you all you did was. [ __ ] on pete hey. also but look at this um we want to. shout this out real fast this is a piece. of our new art for bad friends rudy's. revenge that i think is [ __ ]. incredible that we got what's the. gentleman's name he has a a card for. rudy there's a card for rudy yeah.

everything oh my god rudy will you read. what the card says. to rudy and the bad friends family. that's us. that's a lot. a lot of words show the camera how many. words no i wanted to read it in an. accent. what's his accent no. boston oh yeah boston i think he's from. boston. he's gonna give you a template yeah and. you're gonna base it and you're gonna. commit to it and you're gonna do it and. we'll close out the show and get it to. go home look at how many. look at how long that [ __ ] note is.

yeah. just do what his best his name is colin. beck we'll give her an example of a. boston ascot accent. boston colin beck talks like this bro. yeah so hey i'm calling back dude bad. friends for life but i'm back go ahead. can you can you do it again no. go ahead get ahead. get ahead. ready. kennedy what the [ __ ] no she's a ready. [Laughter]. all right that sounds like kennedy yeah.

it did canada yeah. yeah the best dude [ __ ] what the [ __ ]. this sounds like jfk jfk. navice. i don't you're killing it you're doing. great how you enjoy the fan art. yeah that's it. for rudy. what does it say for the rest of us. andrew and bobby. i love you both. love the show. oh it's hilarious it's very california.

now yeah it's not going to say it again. just do surfer stuff now yeah what's. that dude [ __ ] yeah man. but. your boss needs to chase you too you got. a little sheep thing. about. anime. areas. wounders. so you'll give it a real chance i've.

i've gifted your ish. a movie to watch. rudy. ready you already know it's out so yours. is just a bonus gift now she has a. speech impediment. i don't know you killed your great job. wait what's the movies that you got yeah. i want a movie. the girl who leaps through time i want. this. cool i guess we don't get to choose and. then. because the host of the show and we. don't get to choose yours is red line.

oh throw in just a great movie. give me one yours is mine game to bobby. oh. you like it that looks cool. thank you colin beck thanks dude. appreciate you. [Laughter]. now that we're on gifts what did pete. give us all right. it's his uh. he actually wrote you guys a song. happy 100th dude. oh. yeah. happy 100th episode how do you do it. twist the bottom don't point it in my.

[ __ ] face. [Laughter]. yeah he twisted the wrong. way give me another one no. rudy rudy you have one twist yours. is it this way. twist yours no don't pick it like this. is it. no no no no no no no no the other way is.

it this. [Laughter]. all right let's see what pete says what. do you got to say pete hold on one. second let's get this streamer down hold. on all right pete what do you got to say. here. yeah i should listen to it all right. started over so wait did pete is this is.

p pete's pete's not dead we just want to. tell the fans he has coveted yep yes oh. my god all right let's see. hey. bobby i wrote you this song as an 02 100. episodes and i hope you learned that i'm. proud to be part of the bedfriends. family even though i've got a real. family that i created which burned you. made it to 100 yeah you did it right you. didn't give up at the end like betty.

white. that she gave up she was really old and. she lived a long life before she stepped. into the light and i hope that friends. has the longevity of betty white and. love like betty white even in the. afterlife cause bad friends is a. continuing stroke of genius that gets us. through life unlike the stroke of. battery.

[Music]. in 2022. [Music]. thank you pete. we love you man love you pete we love. you petey. um miss him well hey man just like the. old school days are you all right i got. there's no electrocuted charge in there. dude i. crushed this my finger in there and i. got electric here do it again see if it. does i'm not gonna do it again it hurts. so bad do it again there's no way it's.

real do it stick your finger in there. give it to me no you i want you stick. your finger in there well i don't want. you to hold it all right that's insane. nothing no i'm kidding. one two three thank you for being a bad. friend. so far. so far. [Music].