3 Bears 2 Caves ft. Tom Segura | Ep 34 | Bad Friends

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something we're bad friends hello hello. hello wow wo wooo welcome to another. episode of bad friends we've got red red. is not here Red's not here Red's doing a. movie in. Beirut you know it's called the uh. nurmberg effect he's in a movie called n. I'm actually I'm doing a movie right now. I'm in North Korea it's called The. Impossible Chopstick and uh okay that's.

a [ __ ] microaggression is that no. it's not it's a microaggression it's a. microaggression is that your Bob Bobby. yeah everywhere he goes he's doing a. movie it's it's him Brad Pit Tom Hardy. and some other people oh it sounds like. Tom small budget Hanks yeah yeah small. budget yeah the budget's like a million. around the world so he he's shooting New. Zealand next week so he's going to have. that set. there back there yeah so they then I fly. to Peru then I finish the movie in Peru. and what's crazy is I start right after.

that I start a movie um with The Rock. The Rock and I are doing like a yeah. it's called transitioning and uh it's. called The Rock in the Heart Place bro. Rock in the Heart Place yeah Andrew. that's a very that's a very busy. schedule yeah dude but it's like that's. who I am that's who I want to be and. that's I mean I would honestly with that. schedule i' never would say this to. somebody but I would I think it's. appropriate to tell you that I think. it's time to quit podcasting.

yeah you know what I mean like I mean. it's Tom Hardy Tom Hanks The Rock like. you're [ __ ] you're done with this. you're done with this I don't know but. but it's like it's you guys you know. what I mean I mean Bobby Lee Tom seura. you think your names aren't ranked as. high as Tom Hardy and and and Tom Cruz. and guys I don't I don't think so I. don't and I think I think they would. mock us if they met us yeah can we start. with this last night yeah Papa's trying. to sleep you know Papa Papa that's me.

Papa likes to sleep and I'm about to get. to bed and then all of a sudden you know. sometimes I'll I'll I'll cap the night. off with uh you know going on the. internets and whatnot and then you know. you get the news that um Trump has the. co I know right and then um I didn't. sleep for 12 hours I was just laying. there just [ __ ] reading reading and. Googl what was your first emotion when. you found out I prayed you did not I did.

as Jules knows as Andrew knows I'm I'm. I'm a Jesus freak I believe in the Lord. and I got on my hands and knees and I'll. tell you the [ __ ] prayer I did you're. Lord Heavenly father's right to you to. which each his own right so I I I follow. up with that right wait dear Lord wait. who are the Heavenly fathers cuz that's. a okay Cleopatra cuz he's up there right. right uh we've got Jesus. definitely he's like the captain. whatever Admiral up there he's Captain.

the team I think we've got uh. moisy Moses some people call it mois yes. I call it Moses we've also got um um the. Holy Ghost and he's like the ninja of up. there yeah you can't release he's not. really around you can't see him do you. feel like the Holy Ghost is Asian he. could be yeah yeah yeah yeah Holy Ghost. has like a cloud mask on yeah it looks. like Co but a mask but like he's got the. eyes you know me dude ninjas are so. tight so yeah and so Holy Ghost is like. a Cloud ninja how much did you try did.

you dress up as a ninja as a kid yeah. multiple times and and and it's. pronounced Holy Ghost H ghost oh H yeah. yeah ghost that's a microaggression and. um it's and so um wait you're not off. you're not offended by that what the Hy. ghost no because that's what Ninja's a. hor ghost I mean that's what yeah that's. what they call it yeah Cloud ninjas I'm. very offended I'm offended by it yeah. but I okay I'm very offended by it.

that's what I was making sure yeah a lot. of things that he says is very. offensive but as an ethnic person trying. to survive in this world yeah I try to. let it go and I trying to survive trying. to survive the guy has like five. television shows and five movies going. right now shut shut up hey [ __ ] you all. right [ __ ] you you're beo with Tom Hanks. and Tom Hardy and all the Tom you have. five movies going right now no I got. nothing going all right I don't know. where he Liar Liar got D on FX does he. does he make racially charg statements.

like that with the words and everything. often he does like the other day he goes. hey he just calls me out he goes what is. the direct translation of ching. chong and I go yeah he does I go I think. ching chong is just a just you know I. mean not a generic thing that like white. people say to Asians back in the day. that's not that is not true I said I. called you and I said does ching chong. mean anything I didn't know yeah yeah. and I said no it's just it doesn't and.

so he hangs up and then an hour later he. goes you know when you drive at I don't. think it's safe for you to drive at. night and I go why not and he goes. because you're not going to be able to. see much yeah right so I go that's not. true I have great I can't see um. peripherally why can't you see periphery. because my eyes are santies wait is this. a true thing yeah seriously I can only. see a straight ahead and it's also like. this yeah it's like a like a horse. Blinder it's a horse Blinder it kind of.

you know mean you know it kind of Curves. off like this have you considered the. surgery where they open it up I refuse. oh because I don't want to see that much. you know what I mean I don't want see. like you I don't want to see everything. right right I just want to see this much. right so your eyes are perfect right so. I go no I can see this much on the road. so it's fine but so my prayer let's go. back to the prayer dear Lord I said all. that's right and I go please in your. heavenly arms right please cuddle please. cuddle our great leader Donald Trump.

yeah and make him good the strength of. America is behind him right now right. make him good and make him fine and he. does not deserve this yeah nobody does. right and dear Jesus in Heaven's name. Amen to you and all wow that's a really. nice prayer that's a really really nice. pray that's what I did when I found out. that he had it I did the prayer and then. you go into the conspiracy. theories right one of them being right. he's Faking It mhm M I've heard sympathy.

yeah I don't buy that conspiracy theory. I don't either because do you Andrew. because you you'd have to get so many. people involved here's how you know go. ahead that that he's actually sick his. whole thing his whole Persona is based. on like I'm tough I'm strong I don't. need that that [ __ ] doesn't apply to me. things don't bother me the very fact. that he would allow himself to be taken. to Walter Reed hospital believe that. right that's that's something that he.

would not want to do they also landed. the helicopter as close as they could to. the door yeah no he's sick he's like. pull it up right to the door they're. like we we'll die if we do that we have. to do 5et away you know what I mean he's. like I can't and he barely he made it. they like the blades are going to go. through the [ __ ] cement here and he's. like no no no no so he did he did make. it in there and you're right I think his. ego wouldn't allow absolutely that's why. you know it's real I think yeah but you. know I feel but then he'll probably.

they'll probably say like he was on a. respirator temperature is 106 and when. he comes out he'll be like not that bad. it really wasn't bad yeah I'm a strong. guy and strong guys it just doesn't [ __ ]. with yeah but it really is um I was. telling Andrew earlier um because we. waited three hours for you to arrive and. and we would have waited forever because. I already apologized I'm sorry you are. the thas sir thas siras okay and we know. um I'll tell you this this is a this. this is actually just more wholesome.

than the only other time that I. completely forgot I was scheduled to do. a podcast yeah so this is the second. time today I said a big tennis match you. know I was out in the sun I got home. showered and laying on the couch. literally Andrew's like let me know when. you get there and I was like [ __ ] right. and I just panicked yeah got my kid. dressed and I was like yeah you guys got. to watch them and I just jumped in the. car and drove the last time was in. 20 God I want to say this is 2012 holy. [ __ ] but I remember it like it was.

yesterday and I had agreed to do the. scar Brothers podcast which is one of. the best they're great they're great. guys and they're like hey will you uh. you know come on on Friday and we'll see. you at at at noon and I go yeah okay I'm. jerking off looking at my. phone watching porn like stroking my and. it just you know the the the iPhone. thing Dr it's like Randy Scar and I'm. like and as soon as I see his name I'm. like. so he's like are you close and I was.

like to coming. yeah yeah and then I just had to do the. whole thing where I I couldn't I mean I. didn't want to tell him what I was doing. but he knows now Randy uh when he texts. me I come anyway it's really strange the. moment Bing I see it just Will Come Out. Just J I'm going to be honest with you I. never have ever and asked them have. called them by their name yeah because I. don't know who's who I know you don't I. really don't I go I go what's up the.

brothers are in town if I see them both. or oh where's your other better half. I'll I'll do something like that I've. never felt more in sync with you because. I I absolutely refuse to try they're. like it's and sometimes they do the. thing where they're like hey I got the. glasses it's Jason you're like I [ __ ]. know I know really I don't know it's you. Jason Jesus yeah so you know I don't. know the difference but they're great. guys and a talent um I so wait does. ching chong really not mean. anything I think ching chong means.

um. um hello maybe I don't can we can we. just address something about it though. ahead it's it's a fun thing to say it's. like it's unfortunate that it has. negative you know racial connot because. it really it really feels it flows off. the tongue it flows off the tongue tell. me tell me you guys have seen there is a. very offensive meme okay it's it's a. mentally handicapped Asian guy and he's. a maestro of an orchestra know exactly.

what you're talking about and it says. and a one and a three and a Ching Chong. Potato and it's easily the funniest meme. I've ever seen in my entire life is it. offensive yeah yeah is it's just very. funny very funny but also like it also. it would be nice if it was acceptable to. use for like you know what I mean like. let's say you were like hey uh you know. my my mom made this dish and I was like. what is it and then you could be like. it's just some ching chong [ __ ] you know. and like you know and the worst is.

you'll see Comics if you walk into a. green room yeah there are some comics. and they can't help themselves they'll. goong when I walk in they do that too. when you walk in yeah when I walk in and. then you and then I've been conditioned. to laugh at it but it hurts it it does. it burns really yeah it burns cuz but. you have to. go that's a good one you know what I. mean when you've seen it 30 million. times in your life right of course yeah. yeah when they go Kong and then they.

giggle you know I mean people are really. doing that oh yeah yeah when you walk in. the room yeah well tell tell Tom about. you learning about microaggression so. yesterday I I went to um I was just. Googling things this is before I found. out that Trump had Co and then I went to. my high school you know I'm obsessed. with my high school so I went to pawe. high school I Googled that on YouTube. and then they go wait you're obsessed. with your high school dud it's so. pathetic he wants to be in the high. school hall of fame they don't respect. me he wants to be alumni the notable.

alumni like me they don't like me how. are you not in the notable alumni I am. on Wikipedia but I'm not I'm not by them. oh right yeah because I don't is this a. big high school it's pretty big yeah. they um they don't find me to be a. credible you know entity when it comes. to like Fame H right they they think. that like that's kind of hard to believe. man well they have people that are like. if you look it up we've done this before. on the show where you go you Googled you. know they you know notable um yeah a lot. alums and it's like you know Ving Trang.

who you know plays the violin for the. orchestra you how many seasons were you. on Matt tv eight come on man like that. alone I but they don't care but anyway. was on the air for eight [ __ ] years. 17 well the the show was on air for 14. years the one that you were on though. yeah but I was on the show the last. eight years of Matt TV wow yeah so um I. met you on the street I met you on the. street when you were doing that remember. that no you don't what a great day you.

don't remember it Tomas I have a vivid. memory of meeting him on the street this. is he says this all the [ __ ] time go. ahead tell him was a [ __ ] you're with. some tall blonde really tall was she. cute yeah she was like. 61 and then look at look I was super I. was like excited to meet you yeah and uh. we started um we started. riffing uh like a bit right there on the. street yeah and you hopped on my back. that's right yeah remember that you.

don't remember that yeah I do I hopped. in your bank and I go um I whipped you. and I go Gallop on no that's not the bit. fatty nope no no no it was about a fire. rescue thing and you I was rescuing you. from a burning building Tom let me just. say something when I see people with. your body type yeah I always jump on the. back just body type meaning you know I. can do deadlifts no no no body top. meaning that you're not you know. morbidly fat like some people we know.

right and you're but you have a. thickness to you I'm a thick boy yeah. and and it's that's not a bad thing can. you can you believe he's saying this. Bobby you're basically like you're just. a squished figure of a of a taller fat. guy Bob that's all you're just if. somebody accordion to taller fat. guy Jules like that one yeah and and hey. Andrew it's true what you talk like. you're not like you call him thick you. have such a rotund belly you have a pot. belly I'm fat.

yeah yeah I I I I'm not denying that. yeah but you say you jump on his back. because I'm smaller yeah a smaller fat. guy is gonna jump on a fatter fat guy's. body right it's that the reverse I get. crushed by him is that in the code you. think I would crush you I don't think. you would I think I'd be able to handle. your weight yeah don't get offended. because you're you're doing us a favor. thank you so much for being I think. you're very handsome but I mean you're. you're also taking Jabs at my body you. know that's that's a that's not even a. microaggression that's that's really not.

part of like society today to come after. my my physicality that's true that's. true and I'm very sensitive about it. yeah but can I just say something right. now I'm going to tell you I found out. what micr progression was because I went. to the pawe high school YouTube what's. the name of the high school pawe high. school Powe yeah and in Hawaii no it's. in San Diego and they did a um a video. on microaggression okay and I didn't I. had never heard of the word before you. never heard of this no and then I was.

laughing at their at their sketch. sketches yeah of what a microaggression. is because I thought it was a comedy. video but then at the end they're like. don't do any of these and I go oh [ __ ]. this is my what my life is based on. right so then I realize that my comedy. is based on microaggression and for. those of you who don't know I'm going to. just tell you the the the definition of. it if if I may okay microaggression is a. term used for brief and commonplace. daily verbal. verbal or behavioral IGN IND indign.

indignities whether intentional or. unintentional that communicate hostile. derogatory or negative I just said that. so Asian derogatory or negative. attitudes towards stigmatized or. culturally marginalized groups that's a. lot to digest yeah so I'll give you an. example okay and this is what you. shouldn't do okay if you see um if. you're hanging out with your Mexican. friend yeah right yeah and you go hey.

Pedro or Jose Jose how or Frank sure it. could be frank it could be frank it. could be frank we don't know okay right. and that's what my point is right it. could be frank Castilla romz Sancho. right okay and what do you do so I Go. Frankie I just want to let you know man. you know I don't think you don't act. Mexican to me that right there is a. microaggression is a microaggression. right he he go hey. bro right yeah hey bro what you mean bro.

right I go it's just that you don't know. how to play an. elari right bro you know what I mean. yeah you know I mean I do rap though bro. or whatever it might be I go I don't. think you know that that's a. microaggression is it a microaggression. if I go like hey Bobby yes there's a. sushi place across the street what's it. like yes that's a [ __ ]. microaggression why but it's it looks. like a good spot I know but you would. you ask Andrew that no it's [ __ ]. redhead I know you would want his. opinion cuz he has no good taste buds.

right right he likes boiled yeah boiled. ham boiled beef and cabbage right that's. what his types of people like but if. there was a pizza place across the. street I'd be like hey Andrew what's up. with that pizza place man you're right. exactly yeah it's good delicious right I. think I'll get a slice on the way but. that is a microaggression apparently it. is right yeah but here's the thing. though are you of the mentality that. like and I'm glad that we're getting. into these microaggressions and and. putting it out there or are you like. this is [ __ ] nonsense no what I'm. trying to do is because this is you know.

they say about the pendulum swinging yes. right it's swinging the other way right. yeah and so I'm just trying to adapt to. a new world and I'm going to tell you. this right now I want to change what do. you want to change I don't want to do no. more microaggressions you can do it to. me I like it you like the. microaggressions really I love them so. wait do you like when you walk in the. green room and they're. like like all that or yeah yeah yeah. yeah I do what I thought you just said. you you know also love I love you know I. told you about that guy go that I was on.

a flight and some redneck comes up to me. he goes he he wanted you could tell he. wanted to talk to me he don't know how. to bring it up so he just goes hey man I. go what's up he goes my. daughter she loves Hello. Kitty that's all he said yeah just to. bring up uh you know I mean conversation. yeah and B see as an ethnic person I. know where he's coming from that he's. trying right he's trying. so for me the trying in itself you B to.

be fair the guy that created Hello Kitty. you look strikingly like that's the. problem that's a good point why would I. be in the middle seat of a Southwest. airline seat because you're just trying. to save some money everyone all I see so. his assumption is man he's group E this. guy is group E iated guys group E on. Southwest like the rest of us yeah yeah. right he's a common man have said how'd. you know it was me right how' you know.

it was me all right played along right. no wait when he did that cuz you at that. point can go the [ __ ] are you telling me. that for right but what did how do you. well I'm sure I know like Jon Cho yeah. Jon Cho would have been like hey man. that's [ __ ] crazy what you just said. right he would have said that right. because I know how John CH is right my. kid loves hell yeah yeah but I would. have been like you know what I mean what. I was like was like hey man that's cool. I think it's good stuff too you did yeah.

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whatever they reference is what you. started you know what I mean like if. somebody was like hey man I love that uh. Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon you be. like you know when I was writing it I. didn't know what where I was going to go. with it and then they'll be like wait. you wrote that you're like Oh I thought. that's why you said that to me yeah yeah. or they say you meant my favorite food. is Chinese China food what's so funny. you know my name is PF yeah right and my. family started this we started PF tanks. he'll be like what the [ __ ] really yeah. you know and you know that [ __ ] um. beef that we do this the double beef.

yeah you know the double beef is like. you know Chinese people usually cook it. one time right but I was the one right. cuz I'm PF right let's do it twice twice. you know what I mean and you know you're. just going to freak them they'll be like. I'm sorry man this is my friend Johnny. CH Sanchez right he started the refried. you they fried at one time right Johnny. tell him and Johnny be like yeah dude we. we fried it twice and like look look. it's what's the hottest Asian [ __ ] right. now I'm trying to think what's like of. uh in the well crazy Rich Asians that. was about BLM not no no that's black Liv.

matter. what's BTS BTS you know we talked about. those uh uh those pop groups and then. yesterday I'm I open Twitter you know. you go to the trending page yeah and it. was that a pop star they're like oh we. saw his pack of cigarettes in his pocket. and that was a Trent worldwide trending. topic that one of the pop singers is. smokes yeah it's crazy I didn't know the. group or anything but there's like a.

million tweets about this kid smoking. well that's he's the that's the bad boy. that's the bad boys of He's the bad boys. he's the bad boy hey also I want to. announce we talked about it before the. show uh Joe Biden said it on his Twitter. it's National Filipino awareness month. so oh boy wow well congratulations there. Jules Jules yeah that's exciting how do. you feel about that. Jules I don't know cuz I'm not Filipino. Mar. American oh it only applies to the nine.

guys in America that are Filipino ameran. you're not Filipino ameran no but I'm. I'm from the US and I'm just I'm just. staying here to study so you're from the. US no no Philippines oh okay yeah why. you n this right now because Thon girl. is a big star no yeah she Googled you. and she you're big star so she gets. really flustered yeah yeah yeah don't. get so nervous everything's like he's. just like everyone else wait you're just. here studying yeah yeah oh how long are. you going to study um I'm thinking about.

going to college here what are you. studying now I'm in I'm in high school. senior senior year you're a senior in. high school all right yeah and so when. um you were talking about jerking off. you know that was cool sorry about. that you know what I mean sorry Jules. yeah sorry how's high school. going yeah it's comfortable now yeah. how's high school she good wait do you. always have you have children in here.

all the time she's our um she's okay so. you know I'm D you know I'm dating. Kurosawa yes yeah and Kurosawa is from. the island of the. phons and um apparently they have. families as well over there like. everyone else yeah and um she has um a. sister her name is honey MH and honey. has a daughter happens to be her okay. right so she yeah so so that so kurasawa. is my aunt your aunt okay yeah yeah yeah.

so are you are you staying with them. she's been living with us since the. pandemic how horrible is that to live. with. him it's okay well okay so that's great. that you said that that's the honest. that's an honest reaction okay we're. started there we started there so let's. get some of the let's get some specifics. specifics out what what is something. that I do that you don't agree. with uh maybe mostly everything okay. well that's now and then attack what. about the booger collection what about.

the booger collection Jules or the fact. that it makes you clean up um he puts. boogers in my room like at the side and. then I told him not to put it and then. he said you can't tell me what to do and. he was serious yeah Bobby why are you. torturing her like that that's how is. that Tom he's 49 years old and he puts. boogers her door child yeah [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you all right I'm sorry I apologize.

but I just want to say this to defend. myself I've never had a teenager in the. house before yeah I don't I didn't buy. the book yeah right there's no. instructions so I just don't know what. to do yeah Bobby there is no book but if. there was it certainly would say don't. put boogers on them that's I read that. in a manual of some sort then I probably. wouldn't but at the time it seems I. don't know what to talk to her about. right so I'll walk into a room and I go. how's school and she's like it's okay.

mhm you getting good grades it's fine it. I'll just go I don't know what to do. I'll put a booger on the wall you I mean. there you know why is that the solution. that doesn't seem like that how do you. get to that step why why do you because. I I get uncomfortable because I don't. know what to say and how to mold her you. know what I mean her mind right cuz you. know as a I guess I'm a parental figure. right I don't know how to I've never. took a class or anything so it's like I.

I can't help her with schoolwork she's. like you know b equals minus 12b and pi. equals the bunson burner and I'll be. like that's way out of my pay grade. here's a booger you I mean just just to. have some sort of interaction how do you. like the way um is he a good uh partner. to your aunt yeah he's he he makes her. laugh he makes her laugh obviously a. wonderful lover as well yeah you've. heard about that yeah you meant my.

rabbit style is that what you're saying. I was just making yeah yeah yeah and. then is he you know you know how you. know how girls are always like I just. want a guy who's funny yeah right but. but and then once they get the guy. that's funny they realize you also need. other characteristics to. like and so K she has she's like he's. funny yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah no I have. other skill sets say yeah what are they. okay I'm going to tell you um I'm funny.

yeah you know I'm also that's the one we. have cover we got that cover here's. another thing I do I don't have a. problem with. her what what yeah I don't have a. problem with her what do you mean. there's nothing that she does that. bothers me. really Kurosawa nothing bothers you. about her not really you know I mean. it's like I I let things pass by like to. me what's like a thing that. could bother you but you're like I'll.

just I'm not going to say anything well. she does she thinks that I'm. um that I have. um she thinks that I'm not. coordinated okay but that's not really. yeah so she'll say stuff like um be. careful walking down the. stairs and I'm like in my mind I'm like. [ __ ] I've walked down so many [ __ ]. stairs you don't even [ __ ] know I'm a. stair Master [ __ ] but you keep your. your mouth I keep my mouth shut and so. I'll walk down the STS and you know what. I mean and be careful yeah right be very.

mindful what your weight for some reason. your weight you do lean forward when you. walk yeah so what do you weigh oh my God. I we about he's top heavy I'm top heavy. I weigh about. 175 that's it yeah but five four 411 I'm. 411 that's not good 175 yeah how much do. you. weigh 235 yeah yeah but you're tall how. tall are you 68 yeah so there you go 68.

yeah but like so plus plus muscle you. muscle weighs more than fat yeah right. she'll say stuff like don't play Candy. Crush on the. freeway and I'll be like that sounds. like that she's supposed to say that. that to me it doesn't though right it. bothers you that she's calling you I. roll my eyes on go and I'll put the. [ __ ] phone down right right there. just certain things like um oh here's a. thing. hey what's for dinner tonight and she'll.

be like I don't know I was thinking. about making salmon we had salmon last. night yeah right and I'm a man that. needs variety so you're like hey. [ __ ] I'll just get the pizza she. goes I'll go [ __ ] in my head I'll be. like hey I'll go how about if I'll make. a pizza she goes your blood pressure and. I'll be and I'll be like I'll eat the. [ __ ] salmon then in my mind right. yeah but but but in my mouth I'll go. okay we'll have salmon yeah so that you. know it bother me but I don't like but.

every but if you know she H she has so. many problems with me right yeah yes. what do you mean yeah I mean just how. could you not. like what what do you you say it like. it's like can you believe she has so. many problem it's like yeah dude it'd be. [ __ ] mindbending if she was like no. it's all good he's super easy to live. with wait so I mean that seems right but. also jul. as a roommate for now what 6 seven.

months or something more uh what are. some things you think he could work on. an addition to not wiping boogers on. your wall um maybe more responsible. because he Al he almost burned the house. last week oh okay I almost burned on. more than once twice more than once how. did you almost do it in the kitchen. burner no. what well um as you know uh I'm down to. two cigarettes a day that's that's. something I was very well aware of so as. you know and that's a good thing and and.

and I thank you for starting with as you. know as you know and I want the people. on Twitter to like you know back me up. on that and and congratulate me I think. that's a big deal but sometimes I forget. to to to put out there this is a big boo. boo I know it is and I'm admitting it. right now right I'm admitting right I. sometimes were you sleeping with it like. was it one of those things no no I just. go outside and I'll be like I'll Google. stuff and I'll go microaggressions yeah. and just read about it I go that's crazy.

I do this all the time a bad person you. know what I mean and I'll just put the. cigarette down I'll go inside yeah yeah. instead of putting it out yeah so that's. not a good thing another thing that I do. is I pee in her favorite. plant and whose favorite. plant no not. yours well no cuz there's a bush outside. that she she really likes I don't give a. [ __ ] about no bushes I've never been a. bush fan by the way I don't care about. weed I don't give a [ __ ] you don't like. any bushes yeah I like trees you got to.

breathe right but just a big bush yeah. but I'm not like a fan of vines when you. can I ask you this when you reach back. to the old country when you're when. you're. talking when you're talking to the fam. and they're like what's going on are you. like we need to get Kila out of here. like or do you go we need to save her. things like that no no okay all right. just making sure so anyway there's a so. she'll go she said um you please looked. at me right in the eyes we have three.

bathrooms at home right just pee in the. toilet right cuz you start piss you. you're pissing on that plant that I like. and I go I know but I'm out here I don't. want to go back in there so I'm smoking. I'm Googling microaggressions and I are. you enclosed like are other people. seeing you piss no I I I purposely put. the shades down if I'm going to do it. Shades right cuz I do it outside okay. there's a bush outside so I'll I have a. machine that does it okay Tom yeah the.

mistake is you're saying do Neighbors. see you Bobby just does that so no one. inside his own home watches him piss in. a bsh yeah I don't want them to catch me. but what about the neighbors no cuz I. have like enclosement enclosement yeah. so um enclosement yeah and so then I'll. I'll pee on the bush and then she'll go. what the [ __ ] and I I'll turn around. I'll turn around I go oh [ __ ] man she. puts up with a lot she caught me again. and I go this is the last time. yeah but why why do you like you I think.

you do that as an act of defiance yeah I. need to defy a little bit that's my why. because that's been my whole life is to. defy against the rules because if you. take away drugs and alcohol which they. have you know I mean which I have I've. weeded drugs and alcohol out of my life. right and then you along with the. pandemic right no weed no I'm in AA so I. you know along with the pandemic I can't. leave the house really M cuz we're. really mindful about it you know I mean.

what is there left to do pee on the bush. oh that feels yeah yeah pee on the. [ __ ] Bush there's nothing else to do. that feels good that feels good to me. it's like I'm going yeah I got this. actually that makes more sense now thank. you so much you that makes more sense I. also pee and they don't even know this. I'm going to admit something and I have. to clean it up but um if you look in the. garage yes there's a lot of like I drink. um. creation juice creation juice yeah it's. like it's a it's a company called.

creation it's a Juicery that makes and. and they're like 13 to15 for a bottle of. fresh pressed juice so I get fresh. pressed juice and during the day and. I'll get like five or six bottles and. I'll be playing video games I'll just. down a [ __ ] creation juice he's. spending $350 a day on juice no. so swear to God so I I'll drink it and. then I'll be playing war zone I play. ground W so you're like you know in the. battle for 45 minutes and it's not you. you can't just press pause in it because. you're it's live yeah so I'll have an.

empty creation juice mhm and I'll just. go [ __ ] it and I'll just pee in it yeah. right I'll go [ __ ] it I'm not going. right I pee in it and I I'll throw it. away later but then I forget right and. then next you know you have 15 bottles. of PE Bott yeah look at her face yeah. she doesn't look like she doesn't look. happy no yeah yeah I mean this again. you're like this is what my. aunt which you know this doesn't come. out until a couple day so I'm going to. have to go tonight and throw away all.

those bottles you got to throw those. away you got to so you don't do anything. like that at home well no one pees in. bottles nobody pees in bottles PE in a. bottle in a car you know in a road trip. yeah like a grownup not at the house. you've never done that I've never peed. in a bottle at in my house definitely. and that's my B I have pissed in the. backyard before there we go there we go. that's another thing we have in common. done that that feels good have you done. that yeah I pee in my backyard when I.

yes I pee in my backyard go well that I. don't feel bad for peeing on the plant. yeah but my but but I don't get yelled. at for peeing on stuff it's a weird it's. a different thing though like if if. Andrew if your wife was like hey there's. this one spot though I really appreciate. you not pissing here and then you go. well that's where I'm going to piss. every. time that is weird yeah yeah I think. about it that's weird what else do I do. um other than that um well I invite ants. ants yeah yeah I have a drawer I have a.

drawer of of ants why do you have the. drawer of ANS because um at 3: and 4: in. the morning I need my snacks oh yeah so. I have sunflowers what time do you go to. bed 600 in the morning so I have my. sunflowers SE and you sleep until Tom he. goes to bed at 6:00 a.m. and then he's. up 30 minutes before we shoot this show. he go about 3:34 p.m. this is wild dude. great. it's great it's. America it's American life it's American.

life it's American Choice it's called. Freedom does she does she mimic your. sleep schedule no no she's already like. this morning well this afternoon I woke. up and um I go oh I I always stretch my. arms out right cuz they're in pain. because I I sleep like this you know. what I mean so I'll go ah and I hear you. know I mean my phone's like you I mean. disconnecting and stuff yeah and I'll. look over to see Kila and she's gone.

yeah and then she's already like she has. her yoga [ __ ] course she's done things. she's done a lot of things I went to the. grocery went to the beach and it must be. crazy though for you on a job to go from. the schedule to they're like all right. call time is uh 5:30 and are you just. like H I don't sleep really yeah and you. work the whole day like that dude I like. at the last job when I was in Hawaii I. was on Magnum PI I was in every single. scene right the whole week I was it I. was the first one they picked up the.

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Magnum PI and I said yeah and he goes. he's [ __ ] killing it and I was like I. know who said that I said. it who do I play on it play. Kevin is that not the right name no no. it's not no what is it yeah if you were. even remotely close I would have given. you it Kelvin Kelvin no I don't play. Kelvin who do you play Just JY JY yeah. yeah. completely different J like not even not.

even the ballpark J like that sounds. like a that sounds like a. mession what that's it sounds like a. microaggression microagression yeah. calling you JY your name could have been. your name should have been Kevin less. racist but JY oh here comes a Jin very. racist yeah I don't have an accent in it. no that's everyone else oh here comes. thein you do that what. you no well before every line I do but. then do I do an American accent I go. what's up. Magnum dude this is a great character.

yeah it's a good good it's a choice that. is a good choice it's an acting choice. but yeah what's going on here guys is. that your grandfather behind you no. that's me see that's that's. microagression no it looks like your. grandfather that's me yeah but you. realize that I'm right when I say that. does that look like Andrew's grandfather. let me. see yeah okay yeah it does yeah is that. your grandfather Yeah it's my granddad. oh that's cool. he looks just like you do you want to. talk about moving time it's not a done.

deal or anything you know we're just. like very much Bobby Bobby Bobby was. worried Bobby said why is everyone. moving Bobby I'm worried that everyone. is moving yeah okay because I I think I. got to put a stop to. it you know I I just there's a. everyone I don't know anybody that's not. except for this [ __ ] right and Sebastian. moncal they might leave too and now he's. talking about hey maybe Denver Denver is.

awesome yeah I love Denver I love Denver. too yeah but I just [ __ ] bought a. house I can't move yet. why because I like where I live okay. that's fair then I know but I I don't. want everyone to move but now you need. to I was I was looking at houses in. Austin and there's a couple I like there. you go and. um if I go there I don't know what to do. because I I you know here's the thing it. takes me I'm like an animal you know I'm. like a snow leopard yeah right I have to.

memorize everything would kala move I. don't think she wants to either cuz her. family's here her whole family's. here yeah her sister and her mom and. stuff you know what I mean that's her. family they all live in LA though they. live in LA and it's like you know it's. like and and and and my friends are. moving you know I don't know Joe I I I. love Joe Rogan I think it's his fault. though no I don't really think so. because this Exodus I mean you know you. can point to him but there's a huge. Exodus outside of like our world you.

know what I mean New York and La. specifically let me ask you something. what are the benefits well there's a. couple of big ones tell me like you went. specifically Austin no just yeah to tell. me Austin and tell me why what are the. benefits of moving out of La well okay. so one one I mean that's a big one. obviously there there's zero state. income tax oh whereas in uh California. we have the highest state income tax in. the nation. not only that we are now in a big.

deficit because of Co and more than. likely when this new proposal hits the. floor they'll raise the highest rate to. a new highest rate okay okay that. they'll have three tiers oh of tax rate. on them okay um then there's other. things like lifestyle right there so so. some people you know like you can love. wherever you live but like in let's say. if you were going to Austin you would. more than likely if you looked at those. houses have like bigger yards maybe a. bigger house newer things like that less.

congestion little less people but a city. like that has offers a lot right I mean. they have huge music SC great. restaurants and they're they're um. groovy whites they're groovy whites yeah. um as somebody that tours a lot it's. definitely a lot easier to tour from the. middle of the country than the southwest. corner that's that's a good point um you. know I mean it look but the thing about. cities is it's a feel thing you got to. go and like you spend time you know in. Denver or Nashville or wherever you.

might go and and and it's a thing that. you have to uh feel like you want to. live there like like Bobby like Bobby. said he was thinking about Portland and. you know Portland might be right for you. Bob I feel like the very a very strong. Bob Vibes when I'm in Portland I'll tell. you the reason why Portland is not aside. from like the radicals the radical. things that you were saying you know. what was I saying I was talking about. how they've been protesting for like 170. days straight I just like in terms of. weather I like it and it's the one of. the worst weather one of the worst.

weather cities in the United. States I like the mood of the rain I. like trees what about Seattle that too. that would be aice as well no state. income tax no state income tax at. Seattle right that's right but I'll tell. you the benefits of La okay okay for me. Korea Town big big benefit yeah Korea. Town I lived there yeah Korea Town first. of all we had Korean food last night how. good was it it it makes me cry it was so. good how good really good really good do.

you like Korean food yeah yeah yeah more. than Filipino food um maybe equal equal. wow yeah wow see thank you so Korea Town. first of all where am I going to go to. waspa you don't think that like oh so. you think that Austin has a 24-hour Spa. with old Korean men washing my back no I. need that you I need old Korean men. washing my [ __ ] you need that. specifically yeah yeah yeah yeah I need. K how you doing Bob you know what I mean.

I need that right I need there's. definitely some good Korean food so I. need 24-hour Korean spa okay I need. Korean food 247 I can get Korean food. 247 24/7 you can get oh yeah I can go to. Hy that's a 24hour you know what I mean. Kore why don't you go why don't you go. to the original Korea Town and go to. Soul why don't you just move to Soul. that's a that place has so much Korean. [ __ ] it does Korean heard I've heard. good things so why don't why don't you. move there because I don't know anybody.

there all right why don't you st also. secondly let me finish okay why don't. you step over the DNZ and go and to the. north and see what's going on over there. yeah all right so here's the third thing. all right aside from um Korean [ __ ] all. right um I I know right now you guys are. reacting to the moment we should you. should never do right people react to. the moment oh man the moment's crazy. comedy clubs aren't [ __ ] up and. grunning and whatnot right but they will.

right right inevitably they will right. Bobby's just mad that everyone is. leaving La and he's building up this. defense mechanism which is talking [ __ ]. about everyone moving because he's sad. that everyone's leaving yeah but I. understand that that makes sense that. makes sense to me you know because he. doesn't want to be in his little booger. Castle all alone. yeah he wants other people to still be. in the city we change is scary and it's. uncomfortable and it's so scary yeah I'm.

so scared about it you going to tell do. you want to tell Tom do you want to tell. Tom that you you guys adopted a baby you. guys adopted a little child what yeah. tell Tom you've got to be terrible at. this yeah n Natron Williams Natron. Williams yeah and we got it you got it. in in the Natron Williams he's a seconde. senior at Alabama yep and they adopted. him we adopted him that's really cool. he's living in the um the Attic of your. place I don't have one somebody's I.

don't that's your son yeah yeah Natron. Williams is my son right do you think. you'd be do you want to be a dad bro I. would coddle that thing [ __ ] for days. on in yeah I would mold and create life. I would shape I would shape its mind to. be unpenetrable I would teach it I would. don't say unpenetrable when you talk. about your kid it's such a weird word he. won't be. he will you tell me another dad's story. so what up what do you mean you told me.

great stories about your dad oh my dad's. what a beautiful dad I had now did you. ever when your dad would say things did. you ever talk back or did you learn oh. yeah yeah if you looked at my dad in a. funny way he would hit you in the face. really. yeah you'd say you looked at me weird. right yeah and I go I just looked. at and you would cry and he sometimes he. would chase you down the hallway stop. looking at me like that yeah yeah yeah I.

mean you know I lived in uh or then you. would like your dad would my dad would. come home right I'd be sleeping on my. bed my dad would come home and you could. hear him Park his car and then he would. opened up the garage so my garage this. is the garage door then it was my. bedroom Steve's bedroom right then a. guest room and then my parents room at. the end of the hallway you would hear. the door open you could hear them do a. [ __ ] Sprint. right and run every night he would do.

that why would he Sprint because that. part of the [ __ ] hallway was. haunted so you're spreading through it. my brother got. possessed my brother got possessed I got. possessed once I had to go to the. swimming pool to get unpossessed okay. what what what what talking about okay. what do you mean you had to go in the. swimming pool to get unpossessed call. him can we call him yeah no my brother. was on last. now check it out okay and we've talked. about this.

before we believe that on our side of. the house we lived on an Indian cuz the. town was called pawe we lived on an. Indian burial ground oh pawe high school. yeah yeah I know some famous. Alum yeah and that's call a call back. all right and that's why you're good and. that's why you're the best in the game. thanks and that's why you're great in. countdown. appreciate all right yes so then we. lived in so my brother right he eyes. rolled back one time and he did start. convulsing and my aunt and my uncle and.

my dad had to hold my brother down and. he was convulsing right because they. thought that he was being possessed by a. native Spirits so one day I'm taking a. nap yeah right and I can't move my body. like something's holding me. down why are you smiling I'm just I'm. waiting no that's [ __ ] you man and. that's why I that's why [ __ ] [ __ ] you. man that's why I have a hard time Andrew. he's look at he's not even [ __ ].

paying attention he's tweeting I'm I'm. reading about pawe high school yeah yeah. so I something's holding me down right. and I go I I go I can't get up wait why. why' you have an accent for that cuz. that's my inner voice okay okay I. wouldn't say that out loud I can't get. up yeah yeah yeah I can't get up right I. do it right or whatever right yeah he. has an accent his subconscious has an. yeah right and I go and I fought it. right yeah and I didn't know what to do.

so I just run right into the laundry. room outside the door and I jump in the. winter cold swimming. pool and with all my clothes on on and I. get to the surface and The Possession. was gone right so we made the mistake of. telling my dad this oh boy the two. incidents so for since we lived in the. house he would run through our part of. the house I mean what did he think when. you told him the stories he goes no. that's in your mind yeah that not real.

right oh no no no no that no ghost here. expensive house right right but then he. would park and run yeah right yeah. that's [ __ ] sabotage for sure yeah. yeah so you know I didn't have a lot of. um did I tell you about so here's the. thing when my dad died I don't know. about my family so when my dad I was in. the room when my dad died. mhm right did he have a long prolonged. health issue yeah he had um stroke I.

don't know I'm asking I just told you. well you said it like hey [ __ ] how. did you not know no I told you no you. asked me okay all right no no no stop. all right I hate when white dudes do. this wait whoa whoa waan I get it Ola. but um I hate it when people do this. when they when you ask me just stop when. you ask me a question and I answer you. accordingly and then you go and then you. do some defensive I apologize you're.

welcome he had a stroke right and then. how long was he but this is something I. remember okay so the the nurse goes or. the the hospice nurse goes any moment. now he's gonna. die what's so funny what's so. funny what's just the idea of just a. nurse going any moment. now I don't know how that's funny it's. going to it's going to happen yeah are. you guys ready yeah she goes at any.

moment and one and a two and a Ching. Chong. Potato. right so then so then my mom goes call. call Uncle Han my dad's brother so my. dad's brother left San Diego right to. drive to Phoenix that's where the. hospice hospital is right yeah and he's. not there yet so my mom goes call I am. right so I call I go where are you he. goes he dead my uncle goes he dead I go.

no but he's gonna die and he my uncle. goes don't let him die yet hold on right. and he hung up the phone and I didn't. know what to do so I looked at my dad I. go can you don't die yet is that that. weird yeah yeah but I get that 15. minutes your uncle's almost here yeah. yeah he my uncle shows up my uncle H. shows up my dad's already dead oh right. my uncle I go we I go he died right my.

uncle walks in the room he looks at my. Dad's Body mhm he goes okay okay okay he. gets back in the car and he drives back. to San Diego that's it he didn't say. anything else he didn't say. anything so I said I want to go you. could have just stayed home yeah well is. this dun's what is this dong yong's how. you remember dongyong well how would I. forget dongyong no I have I have um nine. uncles and aunts what yeah yeah Jesus D. Hong is just a part of it okay yeah yeah.

but yeah so that's so this guy was just. like okay and then turned around got in. his car and drove away yeah he could. have done that or just stayed home right. well he could have been like you know do. you guys want me to stay or he didn't do. that nothing no and he didn't cry did. you guys have did you guys have a a. funeral procession so people can look at. him no no anything no we went um well. then my mom goes do do Cy do what. selfie I have on my phone you want to. see them it's they're.

tragic and she wanted a selfie with the. family you know she show she did this. one right so my dad's dead right and my. brother and and she get in get in right. and she did this and I was just like you. know what I mean and she goes it's not. working I know cuz I go it's weird that. you want a selfie she go do the. timer I go what timer on your phone time. time time so I did the timer so I set it. up yeah right and I had to run around my. dad's body yeah right and then do a.

photo right and we had to do it like. three or four times because it clicked. too early so it was my midbody they got. my midbody into the and she wanted this. moment she wanted the moment yeah well. in and in order for them to get his. pension plan they needed to do a a. series of setup shots so they did a. Christmas photo they. had Easter photos this was all for a. bunch of proof of citizenship or I don't. know yes but my mistake was I sent the. photos immediately to the.

Hudsons Kate and Oliver Hudson why. because at the time Oliver and I were on. a show together and so I just wanted to. show him that my dad died and then I. know exactly that was the wrong move. yeah what' he say because Kate Kate and. Oliver Oliver goes dude your dad's not. really dead in the photo right and I go. yeah yeah he goes you don't send that to. people he told you yeah and and and now. Kate's Disturbed of course yeah and I go. oh that's my bad yeah that's that was.

definitely weird but also yeah you want. to see him well no not I really feel. like that's one of the times when white. people get to go like you know they're. [ __ ] you know they're different you. know what I mean so this is probably. what they do yeah yeah yeah yeah and. then and then they're like yeah let's. not be judgmental about it can I just. show you a photo or not okay yeah yeah. yeah oh God bad you've seen them. yes Bobby yeah yeah would it horrify you.

no it won't um I actually really liked. your guy's song that you came up with. afterwards yeah Daddy Why Daddy thank. you that was really is that on. iTunes it should be you know you could. really make some money on that you think. so oh yeah that shit's a banger. dude yeah yeah um we actually want to do. a remix with Vin Diesel uh to Daddy. while you die yeah I bet he would yeah. out to his publicist to see if he will. oh that's really sad man yeah and who is.

this my brother that's your brother and. that's Mom MH he's just passed here yeah. it's very sad man thanks for showing. me I can't see I can't deal with real. [ __ ] yeah I know it's it's you have very. I you have like high level comedic. wiring that's like a lot of comedians. fall my therapist even is confused yeah. like just constantly writing notes yeah. and go and then it's like she.

goes I've never she goes in all my. history of being a therapist and I and I. I'm a therapist for a lot of comics and. a lot of actors and directors and walk. in the business I've never even. witnessed anything like that before the. way you think and the way you behave I. go there's no technical term for what. that is and I go there no is there no. hope for me me Doc and she goes we'll. figure it out yeah yeah but you know.

what means no but those types of those. types of real things make you. uncomfortable I hate it it's like you. know. last but you also had kind of a. traumatic upbringing man yeah like even. when like Kila says something real. that's her name not kurawa let's just. get that out of the way I didn't know. that thanks for telling me let's get. that out of the way an hour and a half. into US say p kala does your wife. Christine what's that is good yeah.

that's her name right yeah Christina. right pinus right she so does your wife. ever do this I really have an issue and. then you go what yeah of course and then. she goes she tells you what it is yeah. and it's really deep and emotional right. and and it's it's a big problem and my. body just gets it's all tingly mhm so I. I just feel my body.

go right and like Goosebumps right and. my my mind gets hyperfocused yep like. this you got you know what I mean and. it's almost like an aob Body Experience. yeah and I just can't believe you I mean. it's so real yeah right do you ever get. that yes yeah I think part of that. though is the fact that like guys we. don't we don't communicate on that level. like if you hang out with just guys like. in college col or at the com like no guy. is going to like come at like guys just.

don't but women do women do communicate. on that level yeah it's like I was never. taught that you know what I mean it's. like I I was never taught like re like. real emotion even if a guy came like if. Andrew Andrews never come up to me and. goes hey can I just you know um can I. tell you something bud I go what you. freak you redheaded freak of nature I'll. say that right yeah and he'll go don't. call me that man that's what hurts me. hurts my feelings I go you're a [ __ ]. albino freak you should kill yourself or. whatever it might be right it's very.

cool yeah but yeah but that would never. like we would never have that kind of. emotional conversation there's times. there's times when I try to get real. with you and you don't know how to. [ __ ] handle it yeah yeah no I say if. I say to you I'm being serious Bob like. it really it upsets me or I'm I'm it's. I'm not okay with it and then you just. are like okay okay you don't know how to. you I don't know how to do you're right. and you know and I'm glad we're talking. about it now right I think we should get. it out of the way is there something.

that's bothering you about him right now. um no well in this very moment no. because he's been a good boy so I've. been. very I think the real question is like. Jules what do you think Bobby what do. you want to tell. him um I think to Bobby should um be. more um active and and part participate. more in the. family there goes those feelings I can.

see this is the thing that she was. saying it's like I don't wake up right. and I don't. go hey guys I have a plan today right. and they're like what is it Messiah. Master whatever right and I'll go let's. go to the beach you I have it all. planned out you just roll with the flow. right I wake up and people just tell me. we're going to the beach and I. go go but you will go I do go yeah you.

know what was two weeks ago what was it. we got to go to a baby sance how could. he what a what was that thing we went to. baby shower no it's the first birthday. of yeah yeah whatever it is you know. what I mean you mean a birthday part. baby SE I don't know what it was I mean. some sort of cultural event how do you. think he could participate more would. one thing be like getting up at a more. reasonable hour yeah and like he he. never went to the beach with us he. doesn't like to go did I not go to the.

[ __ ] you [ __ ] ungrateful little lady. hey. hey hey hey my bad I just apologize but. did I not right you know what I mean did. I not listen to me little one what about. that one time we went to the beach and. we got the Mexican food we just went. there and watched Beach and um ate. Mexican food we didn't swim oh so you. want me to go out in the cold water yeah. and swim against the current with the.

Jews and and the tide okay yeah I'll do. that and I'm going to say this to you. little one all right what who is the guy. were you hear when we went to Hawaii and. and kalilo was like we're Swimming with. Sharks today right and I go you know. what but I wasn't there it doesn't. matter it happened and I was the one. that was like you know what I'm going to. get involved I will swim with the sharks. no matter what happens if I die or not. by the way you have to watch a Netflix. show called The Octopus teacher oh wait.

wait oh yeah yeah I saw the I saw the. trailer but what else could he what else. what else could he do to get more. involved um I feel like he's always in a. bad mood it feels good huh it feels good. hold up red it feels good okay you know. what I'm going to say this to you all. right just stop all right number one you. you are always welcome to live in my. house as long as you want all right I.

love you like you're a family member. even if Kile and I for some circumstance. we break up right I've always I've. already told you this that for the rest. of your life you can always ask and asks. things of me and I will be there for you. right and and I will always be there for. you okay and um you very impactful for. my life and I really do I love you and. and I know that you just betrayed me. right now in front of the podcast. audience and I know that that's your. nature right but you know that my heart.

is in the right place so you have to do. some self- inventory my friend right and. some an. analysis okay and analyze where you're. coming from Lady get this ungrateful. attitude that's going to get you at the. end okay okay that was a real moment. Bobby thank you good job you're welcome. what and okay anybody like worth noting. that went to PewDiePie High yeah well no.

this is this is something about pawe. paway there is a ghost of America site. and Powe is on here multiple times and. somebody what what's the name of the. street that you lived on Bobby I don't. remember Ranch Hollow Road ranch ranch. Hollow Road yes shut shut the [ __ ] up. shut up there's nothing on Ranch Hollow. Road there I would like to know the. history behind pway Creek I moved to. pawe in October of 96 I've been here. since 8th grade middle school my parents. moved to a new house in the Shay homes.

District of ranch Hollow Creek I have. noticed of my parents house is indeed. haunted when I stay there overnight I. get chills I walk outside to have a. cigarette I witness strange sounds. before I go to bed one night while using. my computer I heard a rattling sound on. my desk as if someone was throwing. chains onto it the doors will open and. close and the only way for me to seek. relief is to dip inside of the Old pawe. Creek yep that's exactly it. I wrote that didn't I no this is this is. real I know it is I you know I I don't.

know if you I don't know where you're. getting that from and um but you know. what ghost of America I believe it and. and the girl. said uh I knew that natives had dwelt. along Old paway Creek before the houses. were even built I also know the. neighborhood has shifted over the years. many dirty little Asian people have. moved down to my parents Street and. they've ruined the neighborhood and the. community. significantly perhaps it's some of their. old gross dirty ancestors that are. mucking up the town that sounds dead on.

yeah yeah ghost of America that sounds. crazy dude yeah ghost of America so. Tommy I I want to say this from the. bottom of my heart you know I know I did. your um podcast which is a very. successful one probably one of the best. in the world and I really appreciate the. help in fact you did your podcast I. think before I did Tiger belly how long. have you been around doing podcasts uh. about 10 years okay so you were you're. one of the forefathers and I appreciate. that you paved the road for us okay.

thanks man I'm being real oh really yeah. okay thank you and I've I've reiterated. I don't remember jumping on your back I. do remember the one time that I did meet. you when we did uh the oddb tool and. what you did for me and um that really. says a lot about your heart and I know. that you were like three or four hours. late to this podcast we waited here. forever I know you did I wasn't three or. four hours anyway um you probably. wouldn't do that if it was anybody like. rickman's one you'd probably be there I. forgot and I was upfront and I admitted.

it I appreciate came even though me and. Andrew are Headliners and we we have. some weight in the business as well and. I did yours I was on time you were on. time yeah yeah and I really I honestly. does that all jokes aside yes all jokes. aside go [ __ ] yourself no I'm kidding um. all jokes aside I really all jokes aside. I honestly like when we were because you. know when he's he's in beay rot doing. the movie and I didn't know what to do. we had my brother on last week and it's.

like I who do we get and it's like we. threw out a thousand names and you were. at the top of the [ __ ] list and I. literally went there's no way we're. going to be able to get them you came. through for us you're here right I. honestly um I know I'm a [ __ ] up guy. and I have I just need a lot of. help peeing on things and setting things. on fire I just have a I have a lot of. things you know I have a lot of problems. but I'm a damaged guy but I'm trying to.

get better yeah but I really hope that. through the rest of my life that um you. will be in it even though you'll you. know move away and whatnot um I. honestly think you know like Bert was. here but I think that you're ahead now. yeah I mean yeah yeah I would I would. think that that was already. a thing for you I mean Bert did put me. on his TV show he did oh oh yeah the one.

that were on the log hat oh yeah yeah. the cabin the cabin that'll be good oh. dude I loved it I I had so much fun. doing that too yeah what was what did. you guys do you guys do on your episode. Bert and I Bert called me goes bro. you're so funny I can put you in the. woods with me in this cabin and we can. just have a great time and I said. absolutely and I went up there dude we. went went water. skiing um kayak we went fly fishing so I.

I don't know I just hope it stays in the. Final Cut I'm sure it will I mean that. sounds like a lot of activities I'm sure. they'll keep wining yeah it's odd went. there it's odd though because the lineup. of it were like real credible people. it's odd that he would like. have would go underneath that and go. let's get let's get like underneath. people whoa to do one Jesus it's just. because if you look at the the lineup of. it it's like headliner headliner. credible credible you I mean talent.

talent and then he went let's go open. mik kind of with it and let's do one. with Andrew so it's odd that Netflix. would check that off and and whatnot but. um congratulations that you were in it. yeah what is it called. again the cabin yeah the cabin yeah yeah. it's got Tom Hardy Tom Hanks yeah the. rocks in it the rocks in it yeah yeah. yeah there are some very there's some. really there's some really credible. comedians on there Kaye quo everyone.

knows she's a great touring headliner. love to see her in there there we go yep. uh Patty NE negri who's NE who's that. huge huge huge Vegas act yeah Vegas act. yeah she's the preoper for carop y. Caitlyn Jenner she crushes love to see. her yeah. yeah and uh Joel machelle Joel M very. talented yeah very funny yeah she was a. script supervisor for The West Wing yep. yeah well look I'm glad that I made the.

final copy yeah man you're you're going. to love your episode you know you're. little you're little [ __ ] little thing. that you just did right that oh I'm not. in it or what not how about this [ __ ]. nut all right M they're doing a. Showtime right documentary on Showtime. about The Comedy Store yeah I've been. there for 22 years if you look at the. poster I'm not on the poster why not I. don't know why you know who is who he is. he's on the poster he's in there with. Richard PRI and all that stuff so I. don't know why he's bitching right some.

people get stuff some people don't get. stuff but we all get stuff at the end. yeah good philosophy yeah but did you. guys get paid to do the bir show yeah. like what 100 Grand something like that. something like. that I donated I donated it it's nothing. to me Showtime. Showtime um let me have Showtime They. yeah yeah I heard that I heard that they. gave you the network they gave them the. network yeah yeah yeah that's crazy dude. yeah not really not when you look at my.

track record so I just yeah I'm going to. be taking over Showtime that's really. cool man great congratulations man yeah. yeah no yeah no [ __ ] congratulations. Bobby and also uh CBS so uh you'll never. get a job again on CBS oo burn [ __ ] you. Bobby [ __ ] me my [ __ ] Heritage I I. love you guys I'm going to go back to my. set in Beirut thank you so much for. coming get some rest yeah get some rest. get some rest and some water and uh have. fun do the movie good hey uh Bobby have.

fun being up for the next 11 hours thank. you I will I haven't had my first meal. yet so I will have that that's awesome. man okay and um thank you so much Tom. for being here I had a good time guys it. was really fun you Tom it it was great. Tom will you sign off will you look in. the camera and say thank you for being a. bad friend yeah before we go right yeah. everyone make sure you check. out my friend's movie. it's called the opening act Steve friend. Steve Burn in the opening act it's got.

Ken Jung Bill Burr everyone's in it yeah. yeah me you're in it yeah I'm in it you. play the waiter I'm the cop it's great. guess what I get to do some fun cop [ __ ]. yeah so um you. know me and Andrew auditioned for this. opening I we didn't get the part but. five times we read five I went to. producers you did I went to producers. who are who are you auditioning to be um. Jimmy yoang and K Jung's part they both. beit me out yeah but it's a lot of asan. it's a funny it's a funny movie it's got.

great people in it Bill Burr Tom seura. um I went I went out for Bill bur's. party yeah yeah and you didn't get it um. I didn't get it it's fine you know. hopefully one day Steve will use me I. actually I watched it the other day and. uh this is a weird thought to have yeah. and but I'm being totally honest with it. yeah yeah I enjoyed that you weren't in. it. like like at the end of the movie I was. like I'm glad Bobby wasn't yeah I was.

like okay so much better that's good. thank you for being a bad friend all. right I'm going to choke you out now. okay no all right bye bye the [ __ ] out. [Music]. bye. yeah Daddy I love. you Daddy why you die. Happy Father's Day. [Music].

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