2 Million Subscribers | Ep 269 | Bad Friends

This podcast is powered by Hule. H U L. New customers can use code bad friends. for 15% off plus a free gift. You two. are bad friends. Who are these two. idiots? A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. Oh, you two are something. We're bad. friends. 2 million subscribers. 2 million. Yeah. 2 million, baby. Thank. you so much. You know me. Oh my god. Did. you shoot yourself? Yes. That's so.

funny. You deserve that. [ __ ] idiot, you know. Um Yeah. Today we don't have. Carlos because you were so mad at him. We we I I Well, you know, I just came up. with a new nickname with Andrew and I. Um I'm Little China and he's big. trouble. Big trouble. Little China. No, you're in big trouble with me. No, no, no. You're big trouble and I'm the. little China. I asked you for one favor. I asked you for one favor. What was. yours? I said I'm at a show I'm at a. business dinner. I can't make it there. I'm at a dinner. Yeah. And I was on a.

date. Time out. You were on a date. I. called the date. I What's. better or business? We'll say it. together. One, two, three. Business. It's business. Three. Four to three. You. can't play this game. Look at him. He. looks like an accountant. He's an. accountant. Part three. The new one. after this next next one. And this guy, he's an incel. No, he's an outsell. He's. been doing really well lately. Yeah. He. told me in the car right over here. He's. doing great. Anyway, um No, I'm mad at. you. I call Bobby. I'm mad at you more.

Nice try, dude. No, good. Good one. Nice. try. Look at your face, dude. Nice try. It's a sad face. You get all red and you. know in. your in. your in your eyes, dude. You know you're. wrong. I just He's wrong. Did you put. all that flare on your hat? Did you. place those pins on your hat? No, it. came that way. Loser. That's right. You. look like a truck stop. You can call me. You loser. You look like a buggy. You. look like you got that at a buggy. Did.

you go down to Austin and get all that. gear, you loser? No, I got it shipped. here from You know what's really. annoying? I wanted to make fun of your. shirt and we're in the same color of. like diarrhea shirts today. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This shirt I thought was a. different color when I ordered it. And. it's like poo. It's It's baby poo. It's. like It's like runny baby poo. Well, I. mean, no. Are you on a safari? What is. going. on? Look. Look. What did I I met with a. Korean friend. I'm not going to say who. I met with someone who loves you, who. loves us. You couldn't come meet him. with me. He was a big fan. He was upset.

that we couldn't you weren't there. That's fine. And that's fine. Then I. called Bobby, you guys, for your. reference. I said, "Bob, all I need is a. couple of fun Korean phrases to say to. him for the show." He goes, "Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay." I go, "Just text me. Just text me three things." And then he. goes, "Okay, okay. I will. I will when I. stop. When when we're driving, when we. stop." Okay, fine. Hours. Hours. Hours. Nothing. nothing. And he says, "I'm on a date.". He's on a date with a girl that I made. laugh, by the way. I gave him a layup. He's on a date with a girl. He puts me. on speaker phone. And I said, "No, you.

didn't. Wait, wait. I'll tell you what. you said. You [ __ ] You [ __ ] dude. I. know what you said. What did I say?" You. said, "So I He calls me. I pick up I'm. on speaker phone in my car, right? And I. as soon as I pick up, I go to Andrew. I. go, "Watch what you say. You know, I'm. on a date, right?" And he goes, "How did. the surgery go on your nut sack?" That. that did you get that thing burnt off? Burned burnt off. And she wasn't. laughing like cracking up. No, she was. dying laughing. She was laughing. She.

was like. looking at me like this. Like as if it. was true. Dude, what did you say? Yeah, I got them burnt off. It's fine. Yeah, I. was playing along with it. And then when. we hung up, I had to tell her, "Oh, that. was a joke." Really? She knows. She. knows it was a joke. She's trying to. sabotage me there, guy. Do you think. she's dating a rocket scientist? She. knows who she's dating. It's a comic. Yeah, I told her I was a rocket. scientist. A scientist? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do you look the part? Anyway, um so so I was upset. No, so I'm. doing um a show in the belly room. Okay.

Tickets were bad. It sold out. It sold out. I looked. online. It sold out. No. You're a liar. Do you want me to call the store right. now? I know it sold out. You know why it. sold out? Why did it sell out? Cuz I put. your name on the flyer. No. No, you. didn't. First of all, first of all, my. Let's stop. My name wasn't on the flyer. because I looked at the website A and B. It already sold out. You're a liar, dude. You're lying. I'm not a liar. Don't lie to our fans. I'm not lying to. anybody. We got 2 million subscribers. and you're lying. Can I Congratulations.

to us? To us. Thank you for 2 million. subscribers. Jesus, dude. Let me see. How many more of those do you have? Don't do another one. It scared the [ __ ]. out of me. I had nom flashbacks. Carly, down. Yeah. Stop that. Help. Helpful. All. right. So, I'm struggling to sell out. the belly room. This is so not true. It. was sold out. Mone and I looked online. It was sold out after I put his name on. a flyer. That's not true. Yes, it is. Here's how I know you're lying. We were.

Andreas. He doesn't know. Bob is right. Thank you. Are you out of your mind. right now? Thank you. Are you literally. out of your mind right now? He's having. trouble selling the belly room. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm having trouble. He. really needed his So, I was like, you. know who do I need a favor? You're going. to piss me off. So, can I have my point. of view? It's But it's in court. I get. my time on the stand. But you have to. swear on the Bible. This is a lie. I. I'll swear on Swear on the kitty. The. kitty. Okay. Right. So, I swear I swear to God. Okay.

So, so I get I get this Belly Room show. It's a new joke night and I'm like, we. put it on the market and it's slow, you. know, because of the economy and. whatnot. And it's also, you know, my. name doesn't have the kind of value it. It's this is so annoying. It's like I. don't care. I get my time in court. Object. I get my I get my You're honor. objection. I get my time in court. Do I. not? He does. You're in contention. So. then I'm like I I'm I might have to use. some of my friends. So I call Whitney. Cummings. And guess what? Twice Whitney. showed up for me. Tim Dylan showed up.

for me last week. Okay. And I was sure. that my best. friend, right? When you think about. friend, right? You think about a man, right? Your best friend, a man that's a. ride or die, right? That no matter. what's going on, he's going to be there. for me. Totally. And that's what the. definition of friendship, it's a love, it's a brotherhood, right? If we were in. the army, another Vietnam reference. Okay. Right. I would need his back in a.

warlike situation. You would hide behind. me. You know what? And you're right. When I. wasn't selling tickets, I hid behind you. because I needed you. No. No. No. Yeah. So on then once I put Andrew's name on. the flyer, right? Oh, that's the tickets going up. Do you. guys smell this? Do you smell that? Do. you seriously smell that? No. It It. seriously smells like gas. You. gaslighting piece of [ __ ] That's a good. joke. You're such a piece of [ __ ] I'm. not done with my You're honor. You're. done. I'm not done. You're done. Right.

So then as soon as I put his name on the. flyer, right? Right. And so now I'm at the. show. Right. And I'm I'm calling Andrew. Osha Casher. Nick Thun showed up for me. Um you know, I don't even know Nick that. well. Showed up for me. And then all of. a sudden I go just get here from 8:30 to. 9. I did text you that. And what did I. say? Nothing. I'm at a business dinner. I can't make I'll show it. I'll show it. to you. Right here. I'll show it. No, I'm going to let me show it first. I'll. show it. All right. So, Andrew Santino. Bobby Lee. All right. All right. So,

Andrew, what time is it? I have a dinner. 8:39. And then what did I say? I I I'm. not able to head over after dinner. I. was I I'm I was out of That's so funny. trying to secure some stuff for us. Stop. because you know what? It's so funny. what you're doing, right? Read it. No, I. am going to read it. It does say that. But can I say this? You go. What time is. it? I'm at dinner. That's at 6:50. 7:00. was the dinner was a 7:30 dinner. Okay, stop. Okay, then I say at 6:50. immediately. Just get here from 8:30 to.

9:00. Then you text me at. 10:30 after the show's over. Sorry I. couldn't come. After the show's over. So. the whole time I'm like going out to the. lot. It's like, is I don't see Andrew's. car. Hey guys, is Andrew here? No. No. show. Right. I'm running around like a. [ __ ] animal, dude. Right. And I'm. going, he's not here. And then at 10:30. when the show's over, then you text me. and that's the truth right here. You can. read it right here. Truth. So your. honor, I arrest my case. Mhm. Now I have.

a surprise for you. And then the next. day you call me and go, "Hey, can you do. something racist for my Korean buddy I'm. doing an interview for?" Racist. I just. wanted some Korean langu. I wanted some. words in Korean. No, your honor, I don't. want to do something racist against. another Korean person. No, I wanted. words to help me understand. Is somebody. in there or something? That's shaked. Is somebody in there that shaked? Is. someone in the Yeah, somebody's peeing. in there or something's in there. You. know who it is? You know who it is? Huh? It's [ __ ] Carlo.

Right? Carlos isn't here, right? And. he's in here. And I'm going to say this. right now, dude. If Carlos pops out of. there, I will literally get up and leave. the podcast. All right. I don't want. anyone to get get out of there until. we're done with this podcast. Right? So, an hour later, that better not open. until the end. Who's in there? I don't. care who's in there. What if it's a What. if it's someone that you love? But it's. not. What if it's someone you love? It's. Carlos cuz he's not there. You think I'm. dumb? And let me say something up about. last week about the [ __ ] Trump. letter. Okay. All right. When I And and.

I was on therapy today and he not I. swear to I swear to God on my mother's. life, if something pops out of there. until we say thank you for being a fat. fat friend, I will [ __ ] leave. I I. don't give a [ __ ] Right. Okay. Okay. So, whoever's in there, I hope you took. a piss and I took a [ __ ] cuz you're. going to stay there for the next hour. All right. And so, that's the fact. Okay. Whoever's listening, I know if. you're a girl, beautiful girl, whatever, a stripper, whatever. What if it is a.

beautiful girl? I'll forgive it. But if. it's Carlos Herrera, right, I will. [ __ ] leave. Come on out, beautiful. girl. Why are you mad? Yeah. Go get him. Go get him, Mr. Cake. [Laughter]. You stayed in there for the whole hour,

bro. I just You don't even listen to me. That was the rule. Go, go. That's good. Go get him. Go, go, go. Go out there with him. I'll see you later. 3 hours later. And I did it to be funny. Yeah. Yeah, we're friends. Just go for today. This is No, that's. crazy, bro. Why? Why? It's It's crazy.

Andrew, can you back me up for once? Look, first of all, I back you up on a. constant basis. Okay. I've never not had. your back. Yeah. Yeah. Hash this out. with him. Tell him why you're really. upset. I'll tell you why I'm really. upset. Clearly, he's really upset. I'm. going to tell you. I'm Cuz I went to. therapy today and I It's not about the. cake, is it? No, it's deeper than that. What? Tell me what it is. I'll tell you. what it is. When I was in eighth grade, okay, I bought parachute pants, MC. Hammer pants because I I was break. dancing. Mhm. All right. And there was a. group, Major Autotomo or something. I.

don't know what they were called. You. know what I mean? But they were like the. break dancing group of middle that was. the crew crew. And they were like and. they heard that I wanted to be a part of. it, right? So they go show up to this. warehouse cuz there was an industrial. zone in Powe, right? You know what I. mean? So, my mom dropped me off there. and I went there and they weren't there. and I walked home crying. Okay. And then. couple of months later, the same crew. goes, "Yo, we're so sorry about that. Go.

to Tommy Huddlesson's Tom I forgot his. last name, but um party tonight." It was. a Friday and I showed up. There was no. party and it wasn't even his address. It's not funny at all, dude. Oh no. It's. [ __ ] horrible, right? And then I. cried again. Yeah. I I mean, Carlos, stop it. Honestly, stop. Sit down. Stop. Stop laughing. Honestly, dude, what are. you doing, dude? Let's talk. All right. Honestly, dude,

can I say one thing as a friend? And so, what I'm saying is I understand the. pain, but you const you guys constantly. do it. Who's you guys? I'm not Why am I. You're a part of the water gig. Was I a. part of the cake at all? I wasn't a part. of the cake. Part of the water gig. He. was a part of the [ __ ] Trump letter. Was I a part of the water gig? That was. fancy. And at the end of the day, I look. like a fool. Is that good? I'm a fool. Stop. I'm a fool. But can we be honest? Oh, I'm the blind leading myself in the. blind. I think this is all a you issue. And I'm glad you went to therapy cuz I. think you have very real issues about.

people not respecting you when you think. me and Mone don't respect you when in. fact we do. And we're just trying to be. funny and make you laugh. It doesn't. make me laugh. going to make two million. people laugh. Okay, dude. Dude, I swear I swear to [ __ ]. God, dude. I swear to [ __ ] God, dude. What are you doing? You want to go to. blows? You want to go to a blows with me? Okay, that's it. Bad friends boxing. That's. it. No, he'll beat me because he's. younger and more athletic. Thank you.

You know what I mean? Well, don't give. him that. Okay, so now about the thing. about them tricking you. I don't like. that. That makes me [ __ ] you. I don't like that. You're the. mastermind. Oh my god. You're the wizard. behind the curtains. What are you. talking about, dude? No, it's not true. He [ __ ] you guys, Andreas. [ __ ] you, dude. Listen, you're the wizard behind. the [ __ ] thing, right? I'm a co-host. You don't get pranked ever. Prank me. I. don't want to because that's not my. style. That's right. Exactly. That's.

your style. What? How? I had nothing to. do with this. And by the way, him out of. the cake wasn't a prank. I didn't have. anything. By the way, who told me? Well, okay. Let's come clean. When did I learn. about the cake? Okay. Yeah, I had nothing to do with it. I know. But how am I getting roped into. this? Cuz you texted him to pop out of. the [ __ ]. Because I knew he was in it. That's how. I know. You think I'm blind? Time out. You Wait. You think that I'm bl you when.

he was when he was in there, you texted. him out? When I directly said, "Don't. put. You don't do it right. So, who's He. can't breathe in there. Who's the. wizard, dude? You're the wizard, dude. You're full of lies. You want him to sit. in the cake for the whole show? That's. not a good show. [ __ ] you, dude. That's. not a good show. I know it is. No, it's. so funny to think that he's going to be. stuck there for a whole hour. He doesn't. care. Miserable. He was He was sitting. there just fine. I said, "Come out. You.

need to come out." Yeah. Yeah. So, don't. tell me that you had nothing to do with. it. I had I literally He built it and I. learned about it. How do you know he was. in there? Because I'm not a [ __ ]. idiot. There was three people in the. booth every There were times that he's. not here when he's Have there not been. times that you haven't been when I know. he's back in Texas and you do too. Right. So in my mind I was like I don't. know his schedule so he's not here. I. saw the thing wiggle and I go he's in. there. Right. And in my mind is he's the. last guy I want to see right now. How. would you not know what his schedule is? We talk every day. So any what I was.

thinking is is that you know what? I'm. going to make him punish him by it. It. wasn't going to trust me. It was this is. more punishment. you and then you texted. him like the wizard that you are, dude. Come out, right? And you're like, "Come. out." Which means to tell me there's. something about it. And anyone. listening, the fans, all right, you know. that I speak the truth. This goes back. to the [ __ ] him not showing up to my. show. It's all linked together. You. know, now I have to say something right. now that I'm going to come clean. Yeah. Okay. I lied about those stories.

About the break dancing. I know. Yeah. And Tommy Huddle. I don't know. I don't. know. Yeah. I knew those were lies. Yeah. Yeah. You know what I mean? Cuz. you know what I mean? I You can't dance. Oh, I'm a dancer, dude. You cannot. dance. Watch me. Get up and do it. Oh, I'll dance out of here. [ __ ] do it. Yeah, because if I dance out of here, right, you're going to call me and come. Uh, well, we need to finish the two two. million. Don't ask me to dance out of. here cuz I will. You know what, dude? Don't Don't threaten me. Don't [ __ ].

threaten me. You know what I mean? Oh, 2 million subs. 2 million subs. No. In. in there. No. No. Yeah. What? We're not at singing. We're not. We had. the result. 2 million subs. 2 million. subs. 2 million subs. We appreciate. every single one of you. Watch it on. constantly. Two million. subs. Watch it constantly. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Turn it off now. All right. Turn. it off now. We did it. All right. So, um, by the way, that's jazz. That was. jazz. I love jazz. So, where we at now? Now. Okay. So, um, you know, um, sorry I. couldn't make it to the show. I was. trying to secure something for us. Okay, that's good. And I'm sorry that I. didn't, um, call you back with those. names because I, um, you were on a date. I was on a date. But it bothered me. because it made me realize it made me. realize. I made me realize that girl was more. important than me even though I've known. you for almost 20 years. Yeah. And um.

having dinner with your friend Charlie. Day. It wasn't that's first of all. you're making stuff up. I wasn't and. Scott Jason Baitman and all your friends. at this is you this is trying to grab. onto something. This was I was trying to. secure something for us. Is it. plausible? Okay. And I would like a little backup. Is it plausible? You can't say I'd like. backup. Yeah, you got it. You know, is it. plausible? No. Check it out. If is it. plausible that he would be having dinner. with either Charlie Day or Jason. Baitman? Totally. No. Thank you,

Andreas. Dude, we're going to do that. show together. It's plausible unless he. said he wasn't. That's right. And I. said, "I'm at a business dinner." That's. not a business. You're an extension of. his dick. You always have been. And that's why I. betray you. The Harry Potter. Yeah. Yeah. You're so glued to him and you're. such crawled so deep into his ass you. can't even see. Holding on to my [ __ ] I. know. That's Yeah. All right. You're a. fool. A business dinner where I'm trying. to secure a deal for us which I wrote in. the text. I'm trying to close something. for us. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yet another. thing I'm doing for this show. Oh, here.

we go. Let's Here we Oh, you want to. Here we go. Let's Here we go. Let's Here. we go. The game show, the animated show. Let's [ __ ] Here we go, pal. Yeah. What about my resilience? What does that. even What. You know what's so funny? Yes. Resilience doesn't count anymore. Have. you noticed that in our society? You. know what I mean? dynamic dynamic. personalities, you know, laziness. Being. authentic, being lazy, being authentic, being lazy, charismatic, charismatic, right? You come from a time of do less, get more. It's over now, pal. Do nothing.

and get more. You do nothing. That's. actually right. You're right. That's. where I come from. You know what I mean? And I've risen because that's the truth. You're welcome. Yeah. And thank You know. what? You're welcome. No, you're. welcome. Yeah. You're welcome, too. No, you're [ __ ] welcome. You're very. lucky to have me. You're very lucky to. have me. And I And I've said that out. loud so many times. You can clip it. I've said it on all these other podcasts. that I'm so lucky that Andrew asked me. to do this podcast. I adore him. I've. said the same thing. I haven't seen one. thing that you've said that about me. He. knows that's not true. Anyway, bring up. the interview with Dan. Bring McCone.

into it. Yeah. You seen it? All right. No, I said I've seen it when you're so. up his [ __ ] ass. Bring that. Bring. that. I can show you so many the Let's. not do Let's not do that. That's right. All right. Let's move cuz I'll prove you. wrong. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, um the fans. know that the 2 million subscribers. Thank you so much. And the fans know. Thank you so much, guys. And this is. just a little road in the bump of the. road. But let me see. It's a little road. in the bump. So, let's resolve it. Okay. So, um I had nothing to do with it. Okay. You want to get mad at someone. You haven't even yelled at [ __ ] him. once. I I'm getting all this [ __ ]. Oh, I'm never going to talk to him.

again. That's not true. Yeah. Yeah. It'll take a while. It's insane, though. Then block his number and delete it. right now. Okay. It's going to [ __ ] up the show a little. bit. It will [ __ ] up the show. You want. me to? No. Okay. Well, then it won't. Well, then don't say you're not going to. talk to him again cuz Yes, you are. Yeah. in like sporadic like what? Well, like when I called you today. Oh, what. time are we starting tonight? And then. what' you say? 7. And that just hung. right up, huh? Yeah, I knew it was a. power move. Yeah. Oh, that's. interesting. A power move. A power move.

So, you're doing power move. What is the. last time I did a power move? You just. almost walked out on the show. Gold belly. Yo, look. I have gold belly. on my phone. Do you know why? During co. It was the only way I lived. That's how. I survived. Yeah. Right. I got pies from. South Carolina. I got pizzas from. Chicago. I got um cakes from New York. I. got the best food from all over the. country through Gold Belly. It's the. best. Have you heard of it, Andrew? I. know it very well. I love Gold Belly. It's this amazing site that we order.

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Visit bluechw.com for more details and. important safety information. And we. thank Blue Chu for sponsoring the. podcast, but another time. Uh uh showing off in front of the girl. that you're dating and not just texting. me three Korean words that I asked for. Power move. I'll give you another one. I I have so. many too. lying to our fans about. putting me on the [ __ ] flyer when it. was already sold out. Power move. I'll. give you more. I got so Dude, I have so. many lines that can address that. In the. middle of the in the middle of the. recording of the animated movie that.

we're doing, you literally said, "I'm. done. No more.". That's true. Yeah. Yeah. Power move. Yeah, that was I got a couple. All. right. So, I You throwing throwing your. keys at the at the valet at the uh in. the store. Throw throwing your car keys. at the kid. When what's his name? Ramsay. You threw your keys at him. I. watched you do it. He's my opener. You. don't You can't throw your keys at me. You do whatever. I spit on his back. You. can do whatever you want. You spit on. his back when you're loving him. You. weren't loving him. So, let me say.

something about the show. I did lie a. little bit. Yeah, the show was sold out. Of course, it was. And I I added your. name late. You don't need anybody's. help. You're a shooting star. That's. being still I was still excited that you. were going to be there. I'm sorry I had. to finish dinner. And I'm sorry that I. was, you know, in the midst of a. romantic date and I forgot about your. [ __ ] call. But that's what scares me. You're gonna fall in love and forget. about me. Oh, here we go. That's what I. talked to my therapist. You fell in love. years ago, guy. What? I lost you years. ago. That is beyond untrue. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. It's ridiculous. You want to get. to You want to get into it? Let's get. into it, dude. Let's get into it. Yeah. Yeah. She She took you away from me. She did. And I'm so glad it's out. That's so stupid. And when I look at. her, there's a deep resentment. I do. love her. But you know the truth is I. think you really do like this girl that. you're seeing and you're a little scared. and nervous and you're vulnerable and. you seem a little on edge. I'm already. friend-zoned. So you take it out on us. You you [ __ ]. But that's what you're No. What you.

[ __ ] did, dude. The water, right? The. donut, right? The [ __ ] Trump letter. I've had enough. Angry grandma, right? Angry grandma. I mean, you could even. rattle up more. So many different. things. Borderlands. Borderlands. reviews. Borderlands reviews. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you so much. Borderland reviews. All right. How many. do can I take from you? Right. You don't. ever prank him. Wait, but time out. Do. you hear what you're you hear what. you're saying? What? It's all Carlos. I. know. So why are you taking it out on.

us? I don't get it. Well, cuz you cuz. when you came in here, you're like, I. have a gripe with you about the [ __ ]. golf thing. That hurt my feelings. That. hurt my feelings that you doing some and. that's why that's not true. The reason. why I didn't give you the thing. You. didn't give me anything because you just. you didn't care cuz you're with that. girl and you didn't give a [ __ ] You. didn't care about my show. Just end it. there. No. Why can't we just be even? You always had to get that leg up. That's how Wham broke up. George Michael. said to the other guy, I don't know the. other guy's name is like, "Yeah, man.". You know what I mean? George Michael. said, "I'm George Michael. I got to go.". Yeah. That's what you're going to And. that's what you just tried to pull. You.

tried George Michael. George. No, you. just tried George Michael. You're Paul. Simon. I'm Art Funko. Buddy, let me tell. you something. Okay, let me tell you who. I really am. Oh, here we go. This Watch. this. You know who I am? I'm Shifty. Who. are you? I'm Shifty Shell Shock. Yeah, you are. Crazy town. Yeah. Yeah. You're. my butterfly sugar baby. Mhm. And if you. don't [ __ ] stop messing around, you're going to lose me. Yeah, I'm not. messing around. I was You know, this is. how relationship. You're my butterfly. Don't call me that. Don't call me that. Come my lady. Come, come, my lady. Yeah. Don't call me that, man. But anyway, he.

died. Oh yeah. Yeah. Oh [ __ ] I didn't. mean to. I had no idea he died. And he's. a friend of mine. I thought it was rude. What you just did he really die? That's. not fake. Yeah. Shift to ship. Shift. I. didn't know he died. You You've never. heard of this guy? Yeah. No, he would. have. Na legend. This guy's an NA legend. Yeah. Yeah. How. did he die? Probably narcotics. Relapse. Well, that's not cool. That's That's not. funny. Like somebody we know in here. I. really didn't know who. Carlos. Carlos. Yeah. What's been going on, Lo? See his.

his you know how he's very sensitive and. he just like out of there. He just was. like so defensive, right? It's drug. behavior. It's that's drug behavior. Yeah. Oh, this is such a manipulation. right now. See, even what he just said. there, dude. Yeah, that's part of it. That is Well, he knows the sign. So, go. on. Tell me more. What else is it? That's it. That's it. Carlos, are you on drugs? Marijuana only. and Xanax and you get psychosis with. some of that. Wait, Xanax and Lexapro?

Yeah. And weed. And weed. Yeah. So, no. Do you not Why? Why zany? Uh, just a. chill. Lexapro is depressive, right? That's a that's a Xanax like calms your. heart rate down. Like it relaxes you. Well, common sign common warning signs. of relapse include glamorizing past drug. and alcohol use. Bobby does that. False. sense of control. Wait, wait, wait. What? What? Don't you glamorize like the. past? I don't. Okay. I'm shameful of it. Not engaging in sober fun. Yeah, I I'm always I'm Mr. Aa convention. guy. I'm on the dance floor. Sudden.

changes in behavior. No, I'm. straightforward. I think what happened. today was a little sudden. It wasn't. It's It's It tracks well with who I am, though. It does track very fast. That's. not sudden. That's not sudden. Hanging. around old people in places associated. with past use. Yeah. Him. Carlos. No. Well, that's bad for both of us. Bad for. both of us. Yeah. Yeah. What can we do. to get you off weed? He's not going to. ever get off. Get me on other drug. No. No. Carlos. Yeah. That's what I'm. saying. You don't need weed. But I I. think I do. You do? Every day. Every.

day. Yeah. All day something. You're. back every all day now. Just in like. when I wake up and then like at 3:00 and. then at 6:00 and then at 9:00 and then. at midnight. So when you wake up Yeah. after you eat high again. High at lunch, high at dinner. High for here. Are you. high now? No, because on shoot days I. stop around 3:00. Yeah. But just those. five times. Thank you. Oh my god. Oh my. god. Cuz I don't want to smell in front. of Andrew or you? Yeah. Yeah. I don't. care about if you smell like weed. I. don't I'd rather you try to not get high.

for a while. I mean, I just think that some of these. warning signs are of Bobby and that. could be like a new a new thing for. therapy next week. See what he was doing. It's smart. It's. working like a charm. You see what he's. doing though? Talks about the past. constantly. Has a false sense of control. over his life. Hangs out at the comedy. store even though it's been 40 years. Changes behavior constantly. Isolates. all the time. Never goes to meetings. Does sober fun. I went to a meeting. Monday. What did you talk about? Yeah,

but that's not a lot. Just one a week. and doubting the recovery plan. How many. times are you going a week? I'm like one. a year. Okay, dude. Yeah, one a year. See what he's doing? See what he's. doing. I see exactly what he's doing. Yeah. Yeah. He's combative. Well, he's. he's what he's doing is trying to pit. he's trying to pit you against him. Uh. if I'm the owner at Home Depot. Oh, here. we go. Okay. I don't know. That doesn't. seem likely. Give me Give me somewhere. else. Okay. I'm at I'm the owner of. Ichiban Japanese restaurant. I see it. now. All right. Right. And we have a new.

waiter. Who is it? Carlos. Oh, I'm the. owner. I own a chain of them. You do? Right. And he starts pulling pranks on. me. Oh, he's pranking the owner. Yeah. Yeah. Pranking the owner. Like what? He's He's, you know, he's The owner is. going to have enough. He's putting his. balls on the walk. Yes. Yeah. All kind. Yeah. He's goofing. Yeah. In the. stir-fried noodles, he puts his butt. hairs. Oh, no. Which is something that. he would do. You know what I mean? It's. good for morale. The owner's wife would. think no one wants come on their tofu, right? That's you. Tofu is pretty bland.

That is true. It does help. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you keep that. I like to. come on the tofu, but I. would No more hair in the [ __ ]. storefly. All right. They complain all. the time, right? But it's like you would. you prank him? The owner of a chain. We've been having this conversation for. years, Bob. Look at that. But what am I. doing? Would you prank Jeff Bezos? What? What? What's my chain? You're an ichiban. sushi. What? What's mine? An Irish pub. Oh, he's not Yeah, he's not pranking me.

at the Irish pub. He's not even He can't. I wouldn't get a job there. Exactly, dude. I get it. Yeah. Yeah. You hire who. you love and they and they betray you. Yeah. I just don't think that in a. situation of any boss, you know, I mean, employee situation that the employee. would talk to the boss or do things like. that. But he thinks But he thinks in. this environment, I guess I I guess out. if we weren't doing this, we'd be. friends, but this is like a more of a. business. I get it. Yeah. Right. There's. an example though. Give me an example. One day you walked off the set and told.

and said, "I couldn't be here, but I'm. right here.". That's true. Today? That is true. That. happened today, right? That happened. literally today. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. I get it. Yeah. Yeah. It's It doesn't feel like I'm the. Let me change gears. Okay, go ahead. Cuz. this is going to make you mad. This made. me mad. We're going to be We're going to. It has to do with me. No. Well, then go. ahead. It's going to hurt your feelings. It could hurt mine. It's actually going. to piss you off cuz it pissed me off. But has anything to do with bad friends. or our comedy? No. Okay, let's go. So,

I'm sitting down there. I had to fly to. Vegas yesterday. I'm just having lunch. This guy's rapping and chatting with me. Nice guy. Very nice. Somehow some way he. gets into the ch we're chatting. What do. you do? and I'm kind of throwing. everything away cuz I just want to eat. lunch. And then he goes, "Uh, is this. thing that you're shooting is this like. a comedy thing?" I said, "Not really. It's kind of an interview show, you. know." He goes, "Oh, yeah. You like. comedy so far? It's good. Let me Can I. judge your story from now from here?". Sure. Right. Bueno story. Bueno. Yeah.

It's positive. You like comedy? Cuz he. now knows who you are. No. No. No. He. doesn't. I know. But that's what it. sounds like right now. No, I'm saying he. doesn't know me because he goes, "Do you. like comedy stuff?" And I was like, "Uh, uh, yeah, okay. You're now, now you get. it. I know now." And so I'm kind of. being passive. Yeah. No, no, yeah. Like, I like. And then the bartender chimes. in. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Have you seen. Have you seen Kill Tony? He says to the. guy, "Oh, dude, have you you know about. that? You ever seen that show?" Yep. Have. I have. Are you trying to ruin my.

200th [ __ ] Get ready. Thision This. one's going to hurt way harder. It's not. even done. The guy goes, "I love. comedy." You ever run into uh because I. said I live in Los Angeles. You ever run. into Joe Rogan out there? I said, 'You. know, yeah, I Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he lives in. Austin, I think, now. I say, I'm trying. to We're closing the door. I've trying. I've done it four times. I just want to. eat my chicken wrap. Yeah. Yeah. Then. finally, he goes, "Uh, yeah, we go to a. lot of shows." And the girl goes, "I do, too. I just saw Adam Ray.".

[Laughter]. [ __ ] that [ __ ] man. He doesn't. have two million subscribers. Yo, the. bartender and the guy are both like, I. love Adam Ray and Adam, our buddy. He's. killing it. I'll tell you another story. I wasn't going to bring this up, but. this happened last night. This is real, dude. What? I do a show. We love you, Adam. We're I'm around. I love you. Right now, we don't. No, I love No, no, no. You know you don't. I love him so. much. It's a war. It's a war. It's a war.

with us, Adam. All right. So, I'm going. to tell you another thing. Last night, you know, I'm the guy on the list. Sometimes you're the guy. You're You're. always the guy, right? Do well, right? And then I get a text. Hey, man. You. there at the store? I go, "Yeah, Ron. White." No. What was that? You know what. I mean? [ __ ] yeah. I'm on my way. Theo. Oh, Theo, right? Your buddy. He. shows up. Yeah. Not even on the lineup. A group of girls in the hallway. They.

had already seen me perform. Loved it. They didn't say anything. Yeah, they. loved it. Right? They see Theo and they. go, "Can we get a photo with you?" I'm. standing right next to Theo. So, they. all grew up up, right? And then one of. the girls saw that I was sad. This say, say the line. You know what I mean? Can. we get a throw a photo with you, Theo? Oh, Theo, can we get a photo with you? Sir, would you take our picture with. Theo? That's what it was about to. happen. No. But one of the girls goes, "You can be in it, too.".

No. No. No. No. Don't. Don't. No, I've had enough. Nobody likes us. anymore. We're old news, babe. I know, dude. We're old news. Yeah, it's over. We should do falling down part two. Can. we make you happy? I don't at this. point. I don't think today going to the. White House. Carlos, hold on. Stop. Bob, no. Bob, I swear to [ __ ] I bet we.

can make you happy. I bet you not. And. if what you're about to do doesn't make. me happy, I'm gonna be even more mad. Let's play the video from from our boy. Here we go. Sweet already. I'm not happy. The. sweetest prince on earth. Yeah. Hey. guys, I've been in Tokyo for less than. 24 hours and it's been awesome. I don't. feel sick at all or anything yet. And I. saw some four-leaf clovers on a building. that made me think of Andrew. And then I. saw a guy on a poster that made me think. of Bobby. So, thanks very much for.

sending me here. [Laughter]. That's you. Wow. That's you in the. corner. Wow. It's day two and I don't. feel sick at all. He's having a blast. Oh, that's great. He went there alone. Trying to think of. some kind of gift to get for Bobby and. Andrew just as a way of saying thank. you. So, I've just been on the lookout. for that. I saw like um a place that was. selling bars of gold yesterday and you. can get a really little one for like.

$35. So, I was thinking maybe something. like that, but I don't know if that's if. they would rather have that or just the. money. Oh, [Music]. the coolest museum. Wow. Wow. He loves trains. Yeah, I see that. Loves. Wow. Airbnb is. across the street from a tattoo parlor. And it gave me the idea that maybe a.

good way of saying thank you and. expressing my gratitude would be to get. an an a tattoo that says thank you or. says bad friends or something. But I. just don't have any tattoos and don't. want any. So I don't know if I'll do. that. Carlos asked me to buy some. women's underwear from a vending. machine. So I'm going to try to find a. vending machine like that before I. leave. Are those used? They are. So they're. used women's underwear and they sell. them in vending machines. They don't. wash them. No. The His adventure getting. them is right here. Okay. Oh, you smell. them. What do What do you do when you.

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How much are they? Like four Japanese quarters. Four. Japanese quarters. Oh, and they come in. like a toy ball. Yeah. Wow. That's over. Is this just a grocery store? I got it. and I put it. He wants it far away from him. Yeah. [Laughter]. So great. It's got air holes on it so. you can How long was he out there for? He's still out there. No, he we didn't. buy him a return. How is he going to get. back? That's not on us to figure out.

We We We put up the Airbnb. No, we gave. him a one-way ticket. No Airbnb. He paid. for that. We gave him a one-way ticket. to Japan. How's he going to get back? I. don't know, bud. I'm sure he'll some We. should get him back. Do we want to get. him back, you guys? Or I don't think so, but leave him there for a while. Okay, we'll leave him there. We'll just leave. him. He'll be fine. Yeah, he'll be fine. out there. Yeah, he texts me every. morning. He seems happy. I think he's. loving every second of it. I got these. chocolate chip cookies, by the way, if. you want some. By the way, can I can. this be a segment of the show where we.

literally just send him around the world. for the next like couple of years? Yeah. I just want to literally Let's fly him. from Yemen. Yemen. Yeah. Look tickets to. Yemen. Yemen or Omen? But let's fly him. from Japan to another location. Let's. see how long he just stays out of the. country. Yeah, can we do this? Carlos, text him and ask him if he wants to go. somewhere else. Okay, that'd be great. Just fly this kid around the world. Soul. Korea would love. But no, we want him to. go the other way. Oh, I want him to keep. going west. Can he go to Moscow? No, you. shouldn't go there. Why? Why? Moscow's.

nice. It's a country at war. So are we. Yeah, we're always in war. We're always. at war, man. Yeah. All right, we'll send. him to another place. Ukraine then. Yeah, send me Ukraine. Yeah. Kev, see if. there's tickets to Gaza. See if we can see if we can send them. Wow. Can I take a second to say. something tragic? I have some tragic. things. Heartbreak. There was a school. shooter on FSU's campus today. I know. And obviously this episode passed. How. many people? Two. Did you guys see the.

video on the internet? No. Mone showed. me it got banned. A girl was filming a. girl. Guy girl. Mone. Is that a girl? Was a girl? I don't We don't know. Or. the girl's dad. We don't know who was. filming, but you saw a girl. There was a. girl on her phone. The video went viral. for a second. She's just filming a body. on the ground and she's drinking a. Starbucks walking by. Like, it's not. big. Not a big deal. Honestly, like this. is the kind of stuff where you're like, "What? I don't know what the I don't. know what's happening now. I don't know. what's happening now. Everybody's into. pure panic." Juan Carlos Gomez Lopez. Is.

that a new basketball player? Yeah. Who. is that? Juan Carlos Gomez Lopez. Is. that Lewis Gomez's brother? All right. So, this is what happened. This kid, American citizen, born in Atlanta, Georgia, went to Florida, got pulled. over, and then he was in ICE custody. But if he's an American citizen, why I. don't know. And then mom then the mom. showed up with his [ __ ] birth. certificate. Do you know? And the judge. said ICE is has them. Well, there's also. he's got too many names. Go back up. It's like Yeah. We call It's like if you.

meet a white guy named Kevin, Steve, you. know what I mean? Bob Allen Smith. Yeah. Yeah. Juan Carlos Lopez Gomez. That's. the problem. You're giving them too much. ambience. That's what it is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If it was just Juan Carlos, fine. I mean, or Vladim Vladimir. Vladimir Vlad. Vladimir Gomez. Fine. That's fine. That's totally fine. Yeah. That's why I only use one last name. Yeah. Rosende. Cuz it's probably like. Rosende Capal. Oh, do you have a lot of. those? Yeah. Yeah. Why? Well, you have a middle name and we have. two last names. It's for There's You.

know what theirs is for? Land and. lineage and all this [ __ ] Keep the. women. They're not special, dude. The. record for the longest personal name. belongs to Herbert Blaine Wolfen. Schlagen Gaus and Hoff and Burgund. Senior. Wow. German American type. setter. Yeah, this one won't go to ice. So Juan Carlos Gomez is g is he's being. deported. He got released. Oh, he's. back. Yeah, but he was still in custody. for hours and hours. That's crazy. That's crazy. But he came back. And then. um for Kilar Abrego Garcia. Again, too.

many names. I know. But you know the um. senator went down to El Salvador to. visit him and they he sat down with him. Really? Oh, that's him. Yeah. Yeah. It's. crazy. Give him something to drink. Just. water. Just bring him a coffee. Bring. him a soda. Yeah, but he's in a maximum. You know what I mean? Goo goolog. That's. That looks pretty minimum to me. That. looks like a I think he took a cracker. barrel. Took him to Denny's. He's out.

You know what I mean? But I don't think. he's out. I think he has to go back in. By the way, I had while I was gone, I. had Waffle House. Haven't had Waffle. House. Love it. I haven't had it in so. good. 20 years. Yeah. Phenomenal. It's the best. It's We don't have one in. LA. We don't have any Waffle Houses in. Los Angeles. California. What? In the. South. Well, it's funny cuz we're always. on the road, so I see them all the time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I see them all the. time. And I always point I go, I want to. go there. Or Hardies. Hardies is good, too. Oh my god. Hardies is what? What's. the same chain? Carl's Carl Jr. Okay.

This This dude I ate I ate late at. night. Waffle House. What' you get? I. mean, we got the What is it called? The. uh It's this combo. It's It was eggs, two kinds of meat, potatoes. Uh I We got. multiple waffles to share cuz I was. hungry. I was I don't know what kind of. bread this is, but it's called Texas. bread. Oh, yeah. It's like Why is it so. thick and delicious? Well, because it's. like what do you call it? Uh it's like. garlic bread. Butter bread. Garlic. bread. Texas toast. I love it, dude. Texas toast. That's what it's called. Texas toast. And then um so I'll get a. breakfast sandwich with that. Oh, yeah.

I mean, but you know, they're a little. rude at Waffle House. Yeah. Can I. explain why? Why do you want to work a. 24-hour restaurant for $6 an hour? Yeah, that's right. and deal with drunk. [ __ ] at 3:00 in the morning. You're. right. Right. I give I tip my hat to. these people. Oh, yeah. By the way, here's the thing about Waffle House. I'll give them a shout out. They love. fights. Oh my god, look at that. They. posted this. This is Waffle House. posting it from their account. Wow. This. is incredible. You know why they're. doing this? This girl, she didn't finish. her waffle. And that's the staff taking.

You got to finish your meal at Waffle. House. Oh my god, that girl had too much. Waffle House. That's Waffle Mansion right there. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Entire Waffle Subdivision. happening. Yeah. Look at that. Oh my. god. So, this is an entire Twitter page. dedicated to fights at Waffle House. A. lot of times it's the staff fighting. And also, just push pause for a second. It only happens to be black people. I. didn't even notice that. I didn't even notice that. You didn't? I. did not. I I don't know. Here's the wild. [ __ ] You always see a manager jump in.

Yeah. Like this this lady, this old. white lady jumping in. Yeah. Hey Sheila, take a hike. Yeah. You're gonna get. killed. You're going to get killed. Yeah. Look at her. Guys, cut it out. Not. by the burner. If you're in the walls, what you and I, we would already be in. our. car. Yeah. Like if somebody like I've. had TMZ put a camera to my face. I hate. it. What do you think of this? I don't. say anything. I get so nervous. Have you. got they had you at the airport before? Oh. Yeah. And I always pull them aside. Go, dude. You know, all right. You know. what's so funny? They're the last couple. of guys that have come up to me have so.

polite and nice. Like I've ne we're not. famous enough for it to be a thing. But. the guy came up to me at the airport. He. was like, "Oh, Mr. Santino." I was like, "Hey man, I just got off is I don't want. to do this. Is that I'm so And he was. like, "Oh, cool." Yeah, that's what they. do. It was very nice. Yeah, they're very. nice. No, but they don't do that to. everyone, dude. The way that real famous. people get harassed. Like look at all. the [ __ ] that's going on with Justin. Bieber. They can't leave this [ __ ]. kid alone, man. And they're like, "Oh, he's being mean to the paparazzi." He's. like, "Yeah, no [ __ ] man. No [ __ ]. Leave the kid alone. [Music].

This was an hour ago. This was posted an. hour ago. Yeah. Yo, y'all know the. You're not supposed to be down here in. the Yeah, they're Yeah, it's insane, dude. Leave the kid alone. Leave him. alone. Obviously, he's Dude, Obviously, it's it's like he's twisted up right. now. He's dressed like a Smurf. Let him. be. Let him be. He's little Papa Smurf. Yeah. I can't I would Would you be able. to live like that? No. Yeah. Me either. No. The good news is I'm not that. talented, so I'll never have to worry. about it. Me either. Me neither. Me.

either. Yeah. The Kanye stuff, too. It's. like you can almost say part of his. crack came from the paparazzi like this. like filming him in the morning in the. morning. But that's just crazy. Yeah, it's crazy. I I think I think part of. the reason these people go nuts is. because of this. like constant It's constant. It's not. healthy. Neither is the fame though. Beyond the paparazzi. The fame itself. isn't healthy. That fame, being that. famous isn't healthy. What? Who's that? No. To right there to the left. Young. Bobby Lee. Look. No. Go back. Oh, that's.

that thing right there. The shorts. The. first one. Yeah, that that's you. Oh my. god. Wow. Wow. Wow. Look at how young you are. I know. Oh my god. My comedy was so bad back. then. Well, at least some things never. change. I only need one more cookie cookie.

I don't know if I Wait, I don't know. I. wouldn't say anything. Yeah. I don't. know what was worse. But Con saying that. or the weasel laughing. I can't describe to you. I can't figure. it out. Like what am I more angry about? Mhm. You know what I mean? Carlos, you. want to pop up and defend yourself, buddy? I was laughing cuz I knew how mad Bobby.

would get at that. Yeah. Yeah. You know. what? When I do my special, you guys. aren't coming. Oh, like when I'm 45 years old. I'm. doing in January. Of what year? January. was two months ago. All right. I Whenever I do it, you're. not going to go. Are you serious? Yeah. But I I do want. to go. You're not going. There's no way. I want positive people there. I was just. kidding, Bobby. You wantd You're not. going. And you know, a lot of people on.

the streets are just like, "We can't. wait. We'll be there. We're going to. support it. All my commu the community, Tim Dylan, everybody, everyone's like. into it." And the people that work. they're into your special. Yeah. They. they can't wait. You You're a crusher. And it's finally, you know what I mean? Yeah. You know, we And a lot of fans. can't wait. And um the people that are. close to me that are part of my team. supposedly are against. me. What does that. mean? What would you do in a situation.

like this? Well, I didn't invite any of. those guys to my special. I know. That's. right. Right. Right. Well, I I I. wouldn't want them there. Did Carlos go. to yours? No. Yeah, he wasn't invited. Yeah. Yeah. So, um that was deliberate. on You won't be getting an invite. You know that's going to break his. heart. That's like that means the most. to him. Who? For Carlos. Yeah. It's like. sad. We've known each other since like. [ __ ] Obama was president. Okay. Like you've met my parents and like you. get mad because like you thought you. Yeah. And your dad's very disappointed. I'll tell you that right now.

Surgeon. What's No, no, no. Let's go. back to it. What's insane is that you're. mad at me cuz you thought you were. important enough to be the leader of the. free world's house. I can't slam you. Oh. no. It's Yes. Now you're turning it. around on slam over his dad, right? When. he slams me, what? I keep it quiet. I. kept it quiet. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He gets. immediately defensive like, "Oh, but you. you know what I mean?" And no slams, huh? Yeah. Yeah. No slams allowed. I. can't I can't do that. No, I did that.

I'm learning. I'm learning right now. Is. this a no slam allowed? Yeah. It's a. one-way street. How about this? Is Fancy. invited to your special? I think so. Yeah. You do? Yeah. He's. been kissing your ass all day. I know. I. think so. Playing it right. I think. when I leave in May, taking my parents. on vacation, not to be. sound, it's probably our last family. vacation together. Well, my parents are.

getting older. They're not going to. travel a lot. So, like, it's weird. It's. [ __ ] weird. Yeah. To be this age and. to be like, I don't know. I don't think. my parents will ever get on a plane. again with me and go somewhere far. Wow. Also, where you going to go? I'm taking. them to to Italy. Oh, great. But I think. like when I go away cuz I'm gone for. them for like a week and a half. Why. don't you Yeah. take a Bobby. vacation and and get away and disappear. from all this [ __ ] and don't do anything. business. Yeah. Just disappear for a.

while. Yeah. And see where you fall. into. See who you meet. See what you get. into. Go like what Dax is doing in. Japan. Why can't Why Why don't you do. that? Why don't you disappear for a. week? Yeah. Seriously, shut off your. phone. Yeah. And disappear. Why? Why are. you not Why are you shaking your head? Addicts shouldn't do that. Wait, why? I'm not asking him to use. I'm saying go. be be one with yourself. Okay. You You. don't trust him? I mean, alone in a hotel room without us. knowing where he's alone in a hotel room. all the time. Yeah. All the time. He.

just did it. He was just in Columbus. Yeah. Okay. I trust you enough to know. that you're comfort you're comfortable. in your sobriety. Yeah. Don't you think. so? Yeah. I got to go to a foreign land, though. I think where. um. you can come to Spain. No, Barbados or. something. Barbados? Yeah. What? I want. to be 100% honest with you. Yeah. Not. good. I don't I don't know where that. is. I don't even I heard it in flyer or. something. I actually don't know where. that is. I'm not even kidding. Yeah.

Barbados. There we go. Is it Is it in. the French Polynesian? No, I mean, is it. in the Oh my god, look how Virgin. Islands. Virgin Islands. Let's go. Let's. That's how small it is. Yeah, French. What is that? That's the Virgin Islands. Am I wrong? Look at the pictures. Go to. Barbados, Bobby. I want to go to. Barbados. Can we get him to Barbados, guys? No, I have I can do it. Look at. it. Wow. Wow. Don't you think Bobby on a. beach? Barbados. Bobby in Barbados. Bobby in Barbados. Barbados. Bad. Barbie. in Barbados. Barbie.

See those um that coral reef over there? Yeah. That's where you're going to see. my dead body. Stop. Three days bloating. They haven't. found me in 3 days. I wash up under that. coral reef. You're not going swimming. Oh, yeah. Yeah. No, you're beaching it. Yeah. You're sitting on that beach. Half. my torso's in a shark's mouth. Look at I. see you in that cabana right there. Yeah. Dead. Smoking a cigarette. Heroin. overdose. Stop it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Stop it. That's where I'll die. Go. somewhere foreign after May. I just want.

to say this now. It was really good to. know you and everyone here. Thank No. Thanks for all the laughs. You have to. wait until January. He's trying to get. out of the special. Oh, is that is that another slam? Trying. to get out of the special. You mean Oh, what year going to do it? 2032. That's what you get. Hey, so we genuinely want to say thank. you so much to our fans. It means the. world to us that you guys have been. around. 5 years you've been doing this.

and we're up to 2 million subscribers. That's incredible. We're going to keep. making you uh laugh with beautiful. content. Uh please come see us cuz we. don't know when we're going to tour. again. If you're in London or Dublin, you got to come. You got to come see us. cuz we might not be able to tour for a. long time. Bobb's got a special coming. out. Then he's going to take some time. down cuz he's been working very hard. Um, so please come see us in London and. Dublin. And we really appreciate the. fans. You guys mean the world to us. Thank you so much. From the bottom of my heart, I I. honestly before Bad Friends, I feel like. I was just not doing anything important.

or making a wave in my creativity. and. the family that we've gotten from Bad. Friends has been such a surprise and. it's really keeping me alive, I think, you know. So, I just really um. appreciate the love and the support. I'm. going to get um a new staff eventually. Yeah. You know what I mean? So, there. might be some changes, but Andrew and I. will always be here. We'll always be. here for you. If you do and if you at. home want some changes, if you can. submit to take over for one of the staff. members, please email Carlos and the. booth@gmail.com. That will go to Carlos,

but we'll have to have someone else flag. it because he will just delete all these. emails. Yeah. Yeah. In fact, go to. Andreas maybe. Uh yeah, Andreas, you. will give him the login. Go to Carlos in. the booth atgmail.com and Andreas will. read those. And by the way, uh send in a. video of you um a uh what is that. auditioning for that job? You can. replace one of these guys. I have no. problem with that. I have no problem. with the I actively delete resumes that. come in. Well, we're going to make sure. that we're going to change it now. We're. going to change it so that Carlos If you. ever wanted a job on here, I've deleted.

it. Another thing we can't trust. That's. what I'm saying. It's like we cannot. trust this guy. You were [ __ ] He's. smoking weed, deleting emails. All right. Thank you for being a bad. friend. Yeah. Woo. Yeah. [Music].