100 Men v 1 Gorilla | Ep 274 | Bad Friends

You two are bad friends. Who are these. two idiots? A white dude and an Asian. dude. You two are disgusting. You two or something. We're bad friends. I can kill a gorilla on my own. I don't. need 99 other men. He's doing this cuz. there's a guy who was wearing a shirt. that said, uh, I'm not a gorilla, but I. can beat off a 100 men. Not that based. on that. I saw that. That's what we just. talked about at lunch. Yeah, but there's. these memes and stuff going around about. 100 men versus a gorilla. You couldn't.

You could not. A 100 men versus a. gorilla. Yeah, you we'd lose. How big a gorilla is? That's not how big. a. Oh, I mean, how many Okay, let's go. Let's go. All animals. How many men. would a York terrier? Uh, a like a grown adult male. Just one. One, but not Brad. How many kids? But. not Brad Williams. No, B would be taken. down. Yeah, he'd be taken down. How.

about How about How many people would it. take to to fight off a um Doberman. Pincher? Oo, I saw a guy um manhandling. his dog this morning. Speaking of which, and it really pissed me off. He was. Dude, because you know how like people. tug on the chain and he kept he whipped. it around because he was barking at. another dog in a fence. Yeah. Yeah. And. he whipped it so hard it leapt off the. ground and then he grabbed it by the. neck. That guy write his name down. That's uncalled for. A pitbull. It was. He had a pitbull. I hate when animals.

are treated that way. I don't like it at. all, man. It pissed me off. There's my. dog in the window. Yeah. He scared both. Carlos and me. Yeah. Did it scare you. guys? Yeah, I jumped. Literally. Or. they'll see like a puppy like being. beaten down on the side of the road. Disgusting, right? I How come I can't. find them? You know how there's this. show on the internet where I can't find. kittens or anything? You know the show. on the internet where they catch it's. there's a guy named Colorado Pet Patrol. He he like baits people that are trying. to interact with underage people and. then they beat them in public. They like.

beat the life out of Why can't we bait. people that are abusive to dogs and beat. them in public and stream it? I think if. you beat dogs, we should beat you in. public and stream it. You know what I. do? I put peanut peanut butter on my. butthole. That'll get them out there. That'll get the dogs excited. I don't. know about the guy who does the abuse. Make them eat it. Oh, that's smart. Yeah. Yeah, that's very smart. After the. dogs are done with you. Chunky peanut. butter. Extra chunky or crunchy? You. like chunk chunky or smooth? I'm a. crunchy guy, dude. Really? Oh, 100%. Yeah, you're kind of crunchy. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, you like smooth. No, smooth. is so weird. It feels weird. It feels. weird. What kind of jelly do you use? M raspberry. No. What brand? I use the one. What's the one that's You. know, you know. Yeah, it's the one that. looks like a mom and pop. Yes, that one. Who is that though? I don't even know. We just buy it. We buy it because it. looks so like uh fancy. Yeah. Cottage by. an old white lady. Yeah. I made you some. jam. Yeah. Where is it? I think it's.

Smuckers, right? No, man. We're not. smuckers. We're not smuckers, guys. For. sure. That one. The first one. The first. one. Go up top. The first one. The first. thing. That girl. That's what I use. Who's this woman? This one. Bonnie. Bonnie. Bonnie May. Oh, she's got a. skill set. That one. Huge rack. Bonnie. May, she's just an old fat white lady. I'll make you some strawberry preserves. Yeah, that's a really good one. Do you. refrigerate your jam? No, I don't think so. Yeah. Do you. refrigerate your peanut butter? No. No. And I don't And I definitely don't.

refrigerate butter. People that put. butter in the fridge, weirdo. Leave it. out. Leave it out, you weirdo. Let it. get soft. Yeah. Butter should generally. be refrigerated. No, that's not true. Yeah, I think that you're wrong about. that. I was going along with you, but. I'm like no. Butter butter lasts longer. in the fridge, but you don't have to put. it in the fridge. You don't look it up. Here's another thing you shouldn't put. in the fridge. Sashimi, leave it out. Leave it out for a month. Wherever the. sun is coming in your house. Yeah. Big. slice of tuna in your front in your just. in the front. Recommended refrigerated. jelly, especially if it's not high sugar.

variety. I'm got to tell you, I don't I don't. oblige you any drank spoiled milk. yesterday and I'm fine. Really? I did. I'm not kidding. I had cereal. looked at. it was like 7 days past when it said. don't drink. Was it curdled? Tasted. fine. I mean, yeah. Yeah. My farts. smelled weird, but who cares? I do. Your. body is I'm lactose intolerant. Oh, well, you can't have it. Curdle milk. Forget about it. You're lactose. intolerant. Yeah. You're Korean and. Jewish? Yes. That That's what I had for. breakfast. Yogurt. You had yogurt. Yeah. Okay. By the way, yogurt is is isn't.

that curdled milk? There's nothing wrong. with drinking spoiled milks. It just. doesn't taste good. But it doesn't do. anything to you. No. No. You're f You're. How old? How old? Drinking milk can be. dangerous. It's so good to have doctors. in the house. Yeah. Like we're on Rogan's show just. giving out medical advice. Two two. [ __ ] idiots giving out medical. advice. Does your mother have titty milk. still in her breast? Cuz that's I'd like to try it. We know.

yours doesn't. Yeah, I know. See those. fried eggs hanging off her chest? Things. hit her belt. Dude, you know what's so funny? Your mom. goes, "Oh, you looking at the my. boobies." No, you know what? No. No. I'm. looking at your face, not your [ __ ]. belt line. Yeah, you went mean with it. Oh, you looking at my boobies. No, no, no, dude. You You're going mean with it, dude. You started it. I just said, "Are. there like a scientific question?" And. clearly there's not. Dug in to my mom. Clearly there's not. You know, milk goes. away. Yeah. Okay. How long does breast. milk stay in a woman's breast after. giving birth? After they stop.

breastfeeding. That's what I mean. You. know what your mom's titty comes? Two. years. You know what? You know what. comes out of your mom's daddy? Mac and cheese dust. The the cheese. dust. Did that land? You thought that was going to hit, didn't you? You thought about it and it. didn't hit. I I think it's going to um. it's going to hit with some of her fans, I think. Okay. Well, let me have the line again. Go on. The cheese powder from macaron. and cheese. Oh, that's pretty good. Craft. Yeah. Yeah. Robert Craft. You.

know what penis I want to see though? Woo! Remember that flying horsey and. never- ending story? Falk. Yeah, it's. packed. Yeah, it's got to be packed, dude. I saw I read this thing. This is. crazy. He's a nonly fans now. Oh, he. Falco's on OF. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, look at that tongue, though. Jesus. Christ. The neverending. penis. It goes on and on and on. Yeah. If you were giving Felor that actual. [ __ ] robotic whatever thing, would.

you display it in your home? Yeah. Where? Front door. Yeah. Amazing. Right. out the front window. So people coming. up like No, I would have got wrapped in. my roof. Oh, that's smart. That's put an. Asian like roof, right? And wrap that. things. Oh, that would be so You have an. Asian roof. I do. Yeah. It's on your. house. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Amazing. That's funny that your real estate agent. will sell your house afterwards and be. like, "And this is an Asian palace.". They're like, "It doesn't look It looks. Spanish." They're like, "Wow, this is. Bobby Lee's house." Wow. It was an Asian. palace. Well, my just by me living in it.

doesn't give it value. Are you not. kingly? You think you're you give value. to your house? I'm just a white. You're. King Lee. I'm giving you credit. You're. missing a compliment. I'm the fraud. king. Frog king. Fraud king. I can't I. can't talk today. It's all right. I'm. burn out. So, drink some of that coffee. Hey, look this up. This is crazy. A guy. on the internet said, you know, when. somebody goes, I'm hung like a horse. He's hung like a horse. Yeah. They did. like the math comparison of a horse's. penis in comparison to the weight of the.

horse and its size. And. technically, look at this. Here you go. The average horse weighs a,000 lb. Yeah. And has a 20-in dick. That's a ratio of. 50 lb to 1 in. So an average man. weighing 200 lb only needs a 4in dick to. be hung like a horse. Wow. We're good. Yeah. Well, I mean, you're much less than how How much you. weigh? I'm hung like a giraffe now. Sure, dude. with that metric. But isn't. that brilliant to think about? That's. hung like a horse is very average penis. Oh wow. I did not even realize that. News from Spain. A day without power.

What 12 hours of darkness look like in. Spain and Portugal. So I read this. The. trains went down. Everything went down. Huh? What' you do? Fancy. Look at all. those fancies. Yeah. I can't catch the. bus to that place. Look at their bodies. Just like it's like a [ __ ] village of. porks. It's a pork convention, dude. They're all Wow. It's not your fault then. It's not. It's. not. It's not your It's the people. My. god, it's genetics. Yeah, it's genetics. It's not genetics, dude. It's like that. movie Wreck. Remember that movie Wreck?

Wreck? Yeah. Do you remember that movie? Great movie. You know Wreck? Yeah. Did. you see Wreck 2? Yeah. Yeah. And three. and four. There's not three and four. There is. There's four of those. Yep. Wow. Wow. In an American version called. Quarantine. Oh, quarantine. Yeah. Lo. film. Lo film. Yeah. Shut up. Wreck was. good. Honestly, dude. Yeah. You're a. little snippy today, aren't you? So, you. haven't watched any Last of Us. I've. never seen The Last of Us. No. Why? I'm. stuck. I told you I'm stuck right now on.

the studio on Apple TV. I was watching. that and you haven't seen it. So, I we. have, you know, that's the divide. Interesting. Okay. I got to tell you, it's very meta. It's inside inside. baseball. Yeah. We get the jokes. Yeah. The problem is I'm so [ __ ] jealous. Of course. That's why I can't watch it. I went to bed last night so [ __ ]. jealous. That's why I can't watch it. It's cuz I was like, why can't I be just. I have friends in it. I I cannot watch. it. Let me be a page. Yeah. Yeah. You. know, why can't we get work?

Duh. Because of this, probably. Yeah. It's got to be a piece of it, right? Yeah. Yeah. But this is I'm gonna I'm. gonna email Seth Rogan and ask him if he. can cut me out of that one, too. Put me. in this. Cut me out of it just so I can. be on set for a little while. All right. Just like the room. I'll get cut out, too. You'd probably stay. Uh, we. apparently did kill the Pope. Our 266th. episode came out the day he died, and he. was It was the 266th Pope. Are you. serious? Yes. No. That's confirmed. I.

knew we had. power. I knew it. Oh my god. Did you see. that Pope, Pope Francis, as a young man? He was a hottie. Was he hot? Yeah. A. young Pope. Francis, please be right. No, that that. color photo right there. That one. Zoom. in. Yeah, he's a handsome cat, dude. Look at the eyes, dude. Piercing eyes. Those eyes have some Betty Davis's eyes. Betty got Betty Davis eyes. That's what.

it is. Yeah. Turn the music on. Now he. could get girls. He had to resist it. Do. you think don't you think some of these. guys are they're getting top and just. not telling anybody? You think so? I think if you get to. heaven and you're Pope Francis, he's. like, "You did so much good, but I do. know you were getting your wang sucked.". But just to get your message out, you. got to get Dove, put a message on it, put in the sky. You know what I mean? It. takes 3 months for it to come back. That's their Ria. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's their Ria. As long as you.

confess, then you're fine. If he. confesses that he did something bad, right? What are these ones? The hottest. popes. But. yeah. Oh, okay. Let's go back. Take us. through the hottest of all or most of. them. So, I got to click on this. No, it's got to be that dude is not hot. That guy's hot. His civilian name was. Fabio. You know what he looks like? Dirty Harry. You know who Dirty Harry. is? The porn star. Oh, no. I thought. Dirty Harry the movie. Look up Dirty. Harry the porn star. He does. He does. look like Dirty Harry. Dude, dude, that.

colored one. That's my old landlord. I'm. not even kidding. That's literally my. old Okay, go to the first one, dude. That's the Pope. Love you. This dude is. let me guess animal. Let me guess. Yeah, this guy died of a bad bad disease. He's. still alive. Is he? Yeah, I think Dirty. Hair is still alive. Dirty in the name. is great. But he is. Wow. Is he alive? I'm insane, dude. Clint Eastwood with Dirty Harry. Make my. day. So good. How does that line go? Make my day. Go ahead. Make my day. Go.

ahead and make my day. Imagine saying. that to somebody and then beating the. [ __ ] out of Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Go ahead. Make Yeah. And your kids are Your kids. are there. Yeah. No. Why would you say. that to him? Tell me about D Hari. He. was born in the Bronx, New York in 1951. Yeah. I love how it says he's an actor. Let's see some of his titles. Go zoom. in. Play daddy. Dude, he was great in. Play Daddy. Bang Bus. Relax. He's my. stepdad. Deserved a Golden Globe after. that one. Bang Bus.

I suck. I suck is so good. Cash. Cash. for chunkers for Oh, yeah. He does. chunkers. I love chunkers. You do? I. think Cash for Chunkers is great. Yeah. I'd have to get Cash for the Chunker. 29. Not for 29 of them. He did 29. How. many films has he done in total? Go back. up to the top. It'll show you on TV. He's done so many. How many. titles? 323, dude. And he's got one coming. Oh, really? Pink Visual Pass. Oh, I got to.

see that. He's keeping up with It's. released already. Also, I want to do. alert. Can just Can I just go back on my. word about the um death and ramen real. quick? About death and ramen. You've. already done a spell on rival. I know. I. feel bad. Is there any way to get rid of. that spell? Let me read the bottom. Let. me see. Let me see. Look in. Let me see. the bottom. It says I think I. overreacted. As the day progresses, those changes. will gradually sadly become more. apparent. However, you cannot reverse. any of these spells as they are. permanent within the universe. interpretation. Oh my god. I resent the. fact that Tutu's hair looks better. I.

know. It does look really good, doesn't. it? He does literally look better. Mhm. It looks cool. Um, he does look good. Yeah. Yeah. I don't like um There's. definitely like a tension between me and. Carlos post Trump. May maybe you think because of Trump's. election you guys have had like weird. beef? No. Since you know what? Since. Bobby was invited to the White House. Oh.

yeah. Are you going to go to that? You mean you're being real? What are you doing? You're Are you being. real right now? You brought up the. tension. But it not That wasn't the. tension. It's an overall tension. Oh, okay. What are you doing? What? Yeah. You you. you know what you do? Put gas on the. fire. You're a fireman. Let's say I'm. I'm stuck in a house, right? And I'm on. fire. And I run out and you're a fireman.

and you just you throw more gasoline on. you put more gasoline on me. 4579. It's. a Korean family. We're going to let this. one burn. Yeah. Yeah, that's you. No, dude. Yeah. Yeah. You're not on my side. half the time, dude. Yeah, that's true. You really want to do you What are you. doing? What are you doing? Yeah, because. he's the logic and reasoning behind. this. No, he's a piece of [ __ ] Yeah. No, he's on my side all the time. He. left his daughter in a hot car for. hours. Do you know this? They called the. cops on him. No. He He was going into.

Ralph's only once. I know, but why do. you Dude, you left your child in the a. hot car? Yeah. 5 minutes in and out. 5. minutes. Did you get in trouble? Yeah. The cops came. It was fine. He doesn't want that this. brought up. He tried to murder his. daughter. He did? Yeah. Mhm. It's. generally not safe to leave your child. alone in a car, not even for a few. minutes. And you did it for five. I love. the windows open, though. She's not a. dog. Yeah. This is one lady that came. out of a casino and they're like, "Do.

you know your children are in the car?". She's like, "I was only gone for 10. minutes." Meanwhile, she had been. gambling for 10 hours. 10 hours? 10. minutes? What's the difference? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, was she on a heater? If. she's on a roll, you got to let her do. it. Yeah. Also, those kids, that's her. mom. I mean, that that she's the mother. They're going to turn out shitty anyway. What's the difference? What? Cuz she's. black. [Laughter]. I never You never even said that. That's. insane that you would say that. You just. said she was she left them in the car.

Yeah. You might as well just say, "Well, you know, they're used to heat. They're. from Africa.". You know what I mean? Like, what is your. mind? Where is your mind today, dude? Who made up all this stuff? You I didn't. know the race of the woman. I said she. was a bad mom. It was a viral thing, dude. I said she's a bad mom cuz she. came. God damn you. Nice try. All right. God damn you. All right. Anyway, what is. this? Police are planning to charge a. mother or two who whose children died. inside the van of Detroit Casino garage. Wow. Oh, they died. Yeah. I saw this. dude that was I was at Vegas last. weekend and I'm telling you what breaks.

my heart the most is when you see people. with babies at like 1:00 in the morning. in the casino. Jesus, what are you. doing? I mean, but but the fact that. that's not how is that not illegal? What. are you doing? You got to be 21 to. gamble, right? Yeah. So, it should be. like no babies on the floor also. That's. a law. Yeah. Can't have babies on the. floor. What would happen if you did get. Look at that. No, baby. Babies generally. not allowed on the casino floor. Yeah, it is. I saw it all [ __ ] weekend. All. [ __ ] weekend. Do babies get drunk? If. they have alcohol. Yes. Oh, if they have. I got heart. Yes. They can come.

intoxicated from small amounts of. alcohol. Oh my god. Imagine your baby. drunk. Did your dad ever give you the. baby? [Music]. I want to laugh at this bit. It's not. good. I know. I'm throwing blanks. No, you're trying. We're thrusting in the. sky. Yeah, it's Nothing's happening. Did. your dad never like, you know, when you. were teething, you ever heard this? And. they give they give whiskey on your on. your gums. No, we do that. That's the. whites do that. My mom My dad used to do. it with saki. It's not the same thing.

It's not the same thing. We're dying. If. you put a piece of kimchi in your toes. Yeah, we're dying. We're fine. No, I'm. not. Cuz you think it's the You think. it's the [ __ ] the interns that are. here? Where's these interns? Sit them. down here. Let's get them. Camera going. Yeah. What's your name? Diego. Diego. Hey, you know what? You are. What am I? A young dirty hairy. Look at that mustache. What is Is it bad. or is it No, it's a good look. It's. pretty bad. We're kind of like rocking. the same thing. No, mine's a little. better. A little bit better. That's you. right there, Diego. That's you, dude.

Diego, what happened? I saw you on I. pulled in the parking lot. You couldn't. get in the bathroom. Couldn't figure it. out. The door was jammed. Yeah, jammed. I mean, this is the new generation. They don't. know how to turn keys. They don't know. how to turn keys. Yeah. Let me ask you. this, guy. What's up, guy? Are you in? Ooh, careful. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Damn, Diego Boundary. Sorry, sorry. You're. skating on thin horchata right now. [ __ ]. I know. Are you in the movie Xanadoo? What's up with your shoes, dog? Do you. like them? No. Wait, why not? What brand. is it? Latigra. They're like the um Kill.

Bill like yellow type. You know those? You think that's yellow? No, they're. like the same ones as the Kill Bill. ones. Yeah, they're tigers. They're. tigers. Okay. The pants. Pants. You. don't like them? No, I'm just analyzing. you, dude. That's what I'm doing. I. appreciate it. Can I analyze you? I like. your hat. Okay. You want to You analyze. me and I'll analyze you. All right. Let's go. Tit for tat. Tit for tat for. tat. All right. All right. Go ahead. I. love your hat. Where's it from? It says. right on it. Yep. But made horn. Made. horn. Oh, made worn. Sorry. Bad vision.

Yeah. Bad vision. What are you 19? 20. Yeah. You have bad eyes at 20. Horrible. What's your vision? What's your number? Like eight out of whatever it is. Eight. out. No. No. Like, isn't it 2020, like 8:20 or what. is it? Well, you should. Have you ever. been to an eye doctor? Yeah, but do you. have contacts? I do. You don't know your. prescription? I don't cuz I don't wear. them. Do you see what these kids? They. don't What do they know? Can't open a. bathroom. Don't know. You thread Do you. thread your eyebrows? My barber doesn't. He does. My barber, huh? They're really.

nice. Yeah. Thank you. I appreciate. What's your barber's name? His name's. George. George what? Washington. I. Carver. George Washington Carver. He. makes peanut butter and does your. eyebrows. Exactly. Square. You know what? Yeah. Checking. out people is so easy with Square. Yeah. It didn't used to be easy. Remember back. in the day when you were selling merch. after a showact and people had cash or. credit cards, you had to go to the club. and be like, "Hey, could you charge this. to the thing if they want to buy a. shirt?" And the club is like, "Your. shirts are stupid." And you're like, "I. know. I brought 185 of them." Yeah. But.

now you have a phone. Now you got a. phone and you got a Square. Swipe swipe. swipe sweep swipe sweep or tap tap tap. tap tap or tap tap tap. Square is. incredible. One of the first things we. noticed about Square was how easy it is. Running a business involves a lot of. moving parts and Square helps simplify. that. The hardware looks polished and it. fits right into your space without. feeling intrusive. And the software is. incredibly straightforward and. intuitive. You don't have to need. special training. You can just set it up. and start taking payments. Get that. money immediately. I love how flexible. Square is. I've seen it work seamlessly. for all kinds of businesses. Whether. it's a small boutique, a pop art, um a.

gallery, a weekend market stall, a food. truck, or even a yoga studio, Square. adjusts to what you need. You can sell. in person or online from one location or. several. It's built to move with you and. adapts as your business grows. Yeah, they got intuitive POS. Square's point. of sale system is not only user friendly. but also highly intuitive. And it is. We've taken a lot of payments on Square. and it helps you grow. It is there for. you all the way, no matter the scale or. size of your business. So, Square keeps. up so you don't have to slow down. Get. everything you need to run and grow your.

business without any long-term. commitments. And why wait? Why? Right. now, you can get up to $200 off Square. hardware at square.com/go/badfriends. That's square. Squar.com/go/badfriends. Run your. business smarter with Square. Get. started. Get started today. Homoglo is a fivestar home service. platform dedicated to making your space. clean and tidy. Bobby unfortunately has. to hire his uh nieces to clean his.

apartment. I don't like it. Not anymore. Now with HomeGlow their easy online. booking capabilities, you can instantly. schedule toprated cleaners in your area. for a special occasion or regularly with. their Forever Clean membership. Let me. tell you something about HomeGlow that's. great is their Forever Clean membership. It saves you $30 an hour on all future. cleanings and you can book unlimited. cleanings starting at just $19 an hour. backed by HomeGlo's happiness guarantee. You like to be happy at your home. Yeah. And and it's download cleaning is so. easy. It's like um online booking. capabilities that allow you to instantly.

schedule a cleaner in your area for a. special occasion party or regularly to. help take something off your plate. How. do I know who I'm getting and if they're. legit? Well, I mean, they have a. certification process. They do. Homoglo. Yeah. It's like, you know, I mean, they. get the best of the best, right? They. do. They must. And um it maintains a 4.8. star average platform rating as well. Also, you can see photos and reviews of. background check cleaners before booking. the right cleaner for you. That's right. Because a lot of times you book and. you're like, "Who am I getting? What's. going on?" Now, they go, "Hey, here they.

are. Here's what they've done. Here's. how good they are." And they're going to. get so much cat poop and vomit off of. your floor, your house. It's going to be. unbelievable. I mean, look, we all want. a clean place. Clean place makes you. happy on the inside. Why not get happy. with Homeglow, right? So, take home. cleaning off your plate this summer by. using HomeGlo. Head to. homoglo.com/badfriends to get your first. three hours of cleaning for only $19. Oh. my god. That's. homoglo a.

glo.com/bad friends. And how old are. you? 20. About to be 21. So you've never. had you know I have never had I don't. know what. Well, guess what I was. saying? Yeah. Figure it out. You've never had. Huh? Empanada. Empanada. Never. No. Never had empanad. I guess it right. Never. Yeah. Empanad never had. All. right. You've never had. spear. Spear. Yes. Oh, yeah. Whatever. Do you own a spear? I never No, I don't.

Bingo. I've never He's right about spear. fishing, but that's not the same thing. Oh, okay. I'm talking about a Viking. spear. A Viking spear? Yeah. Yeah. Never. seen one. Let me do another one. Okay. You've You've never been to Canada? Been. to Canada? Yeah. I've actually I'm. actually Canadian. I knew it. That's why. I How'd you know? Wait, how'd you know? How'd you know I was Canadian? Look at. your weak mustache and your tender face. Thank you. I appreciate that's Canadian. Well, you got a new prime minister. Congrats. Yeah. Oh, I didn't even know. that. But thanks. Yeah. How do you know?

You don't know this. What do you guys. know? What do you know? Yeah. Um, you're. a film student, right? Business. Oh, you're in business. Yeah. But I but I am. Can you tell? Yeah. Oh, yeah. What are. you going to What What business do you. want to do? Like social media. management. Oh no. Wait, you guys want to know a. crazy story? Oh, we love your stories. Go ahead, Dirty Harry. Speaking of. business and all that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You guys were or you had actually gone. on Instagram live and I had commented, "Oh, well, would it be cool if I ever.

worked for you and like would it and. you're like, "No, you're never going to. work for us." Are you working for us. now? I'm not work. I'm just saying, look, are you working for us now? I'm. not working, but look where I came. Look. how far I am. I know, but you're never. going to work for us. In fact, we're. never going to see you again. I'll tell. you what, we'll hire you for no money, though. I'll do it. Damn. Um, are you. seeing somebody? I have a girlfriend. She is she living here in LA? That. little crack in the voice when you say. girlfriend. That was good. Yeah, let's. analyze that. Wait, what? No, hold on. He got nervous. Girlfriend. I'm a little. nervous. How deep is the is the.

relationship? Three and a half years. High school sweethearts. Wow. Wow. You. know it's not going to work out, right? But do you know that? Say that. Wait, why do you say that? It might. It never. does. Wait, why? What' you say? He's autistic. Show him the statutism. Show him the statistics. That's what he. No. What I'm saying to you is is that um. you're ultimately not where you're going. to be. Do you understand what I'm. saying? You're going to become.

successful. We don't know what's going. to happen to you, right? 2% of all. marriages from high school sweethearts. last success comes. I'm just going to. like it. I've seen it all day every day, dog. Well, I might be the You won't be. 2%. No, because when you fill out, you're going to be a chunko. When was. the last time that we had tails. connected to our tailbone? That's a. weird question that you came up with. I. have a little pain in my tailbone right. now. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I'm thinking about. that. Humans lost our tails 25 million. years ago. Oh my god. I would. Really? Why did we lose it? Recent. Yeah, we.

didn't need it. [ __ ] it. Don't you know? It'd be nice to sit on a tail. Yeah, we. didn't need it. That's crazy. That's. what we used to look like. You could. have sex with it. It's so thick. What. would you do with your tail if you had a. tail? Me? Yeah. I would bling it out, dude. What would you do? Bling it out? Uh, my tail? Yeah. I tuck it between my. legs. You would be a tucker? Yeah. Be a. tucker for sure. Or I'll make the tail. look like my penis and then I'll pull it. forward. Oh, there you go. Would it be. airy or would it have just be skin? I.

would clean it. I'd clean it. I' I'd. manscape it. Manscape? Yeah, man. I. would manscape it, too. Yeah, you got to. You got to keep some orderly fashion to. that thing. It's wagging around. everywhere. And also I would rocket. money it. Wow. I I definitely would rocket money. it. Yeah. Yeah. You know what happens. first time? The first time you clean it. in the shower, you go, "Hello, Fresh.". Yeah. Yeah. Look at that. Oh, so so some. people are born with it still. Maybe. it's Maybelline. Maybe. Wow. Oh, is he wearing a jock strap? Why.

does he got like a line by his butt. cheeks? Yeah, maybe. And it's just. chubby. It's chubby, baby. That just. looks like dough or like like a like. clay. Doesn't even look real. You better. be careful with your girlfriend. You. might have one of these babies with a. tail. They say you could It's the higher. percentage that you have a baby with a. tail if if you get married to your high. school sweetheart. Oh, great. What color. is your girlfriend? What color? Oh. Oh, I get your generation. You guys. don't see color. No, no, no. Is that. what it is? No. She's same color as me. Yeah. Yeah. Do an Asian accent.

Oh, I can't. You can ruin his entire. business career. No. Yeah. See, I can't. do that. I can't just do this. Haro. Dirty hair. You got permission. Oh. my god. Wait. Wait. What was the second? What was the second? I'm Dirty Harry. Haro. I am Dirty Harry. No. No. No. What. do I need to do? Like get a little bit. more under it or There we go. I am Dirty. Harry. Haru. His is.

immaculate. You're go ahead. Hello. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Dirty. My name. is Dirty Harry. Yeah. This is a bad idea. to put this kid through this. All right. The last exercise we're going to do and. you can't think about it. You got to go. right into it. All right. You're doing. uh you're a college professor and we're. a film class and you talk to us about. film and you have to introduce your name. and all that stuff. Not your real name. Make it up. Right. Three, two, one, you. go. We're kids. Okay. So, well, welcome. class. My name is Bobby Santino. Um,

that's a mix of. uh Korean and uh Irish. My parents are. from My mom from Korea. My dad's from. Ireland. Ironic. I don't know how that. um What about film, dude? This is. getting to know me, right? It's a film. class. This is getting to know me, right? What's this guy doing in the. film? I don't know. Let's get into the. film. A professor. So, uh what kind of. film did I do? That's a great question.

I couldn't tell you because the history. of film. Oh, the history of film. Yeah. And go. blank. I would just walk out. No, you. No, you know what I would do? You know. how to do improv? Is this LA City. College? No, I I'm 20 years old. This is. Quinnipiac. You just make it up. You. make it up. Special needs kids that we. part of that group. Yeah. All right, let's bring the other incel in. Other Do. I intern? I'm in. Oh, yeah. Intern. Tap. it. Tap them in. Yeah. Oh, look at this. guy, dude. Thank you, Ronaldo.

Hey, we like him. Yeah, we like him a lot. Hey, how's it going? Who know? All right. Can I got to say. this cuz it's been it's been burning me. All right, Bobby. You always uh. transition with this word. also, but you pronounce it oso and it. gets under my skin. And now that I've. said that, I feel more Give me the. example of when I said also don't get.

under this guy's skin. Look, don't want. to be don't don't want to catch you at a. music festival anytime soon. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I feel clean now that I said that. So, I appreciate you. No, but what? Give. me an example. I have no idea what. you're talking about. Say, uh, Andrew, also I am going to be hanging out with. Kyla later. You say also instead of. also. And also, he's saying you say also. with no L. Yeah, also. I'm not joking. But that's all I got. But yeah. Have you. ever noticed that? No. But I do notice. that fanny pack and it's giving me the.

the EVG. Let me guess what's in your. fanny pack. You want to guess? Yeah. A. Swiss Army knife. Gun. First thing gun. Gun. All right. First thing gun. You. know what? I actually did bring a gun on. here. Uh, no. Just kidding. I scared. you. I scared you. Uh, I don't know. about this guy, dude. But what's in. there? Open up your fan. I'll show you. I'll By the way, how much does this guy. love Asian women? a lot. A lot guy loves. This is the kind of guy that loves Asian. women. He's like everyone you work with. You're going to live in 20 years the. Philippine Islands. Who are you dating.

someone right now? Uh yeah, I am. But is. she Asian? She's not. But you know what? I'm do I'm practicing ethical non-. monogamy. So I'm allowed to explore. Wait a minute. That's it's called. ethical non- monogamy. I'll tell you. about it. So you tell your girlfriend, "Hey, we're going to sleep with other. people." Yeah. So basically, if I talk. to her, I have open communication. I. don't like the way you say that. Well, that's cuz he's Eastern European. Yeah. No, just kidding. He looks like it. though, doesn't he? Where are you from? I'm from here, but I'm uh I have a lot.

of friends from all over the place. And. then I developed fake accents and fake. personalities. Whoa. Let's do a East. Europe. That's how you got the. internship. Like, let's go with I want. to stick with an East European. Are you. accent? Uh, hello Bobby. My name is. Jackson. It's good to meet you, man. I'll tell you what, dude. Um, meet me. down at the casino. We could play some. blackjack. You know what I'm saying? Pretty good, dude. Go into another one. Another watch. Any.

kind of character that you Hey, dude. What's going on, dude? I'm from North. Carolina and I fly a damn airplane and. you know, I chew dip on the side of the. road sometimes and I got to spit it out. there, but the damn raccoons be eating. it up and I don't know what to do at. that point then. Okay, good. That's. Theo. Yeah, for sure. Do you have any. suggestions? Um, I just hope we're not. on a kill list. Yeah. Yeah. I'm I'm a. lover. Uh, that's actually my I got the.

first thing they say. All right. As. they're stabbing you to death. How about. this? A sensitive vampire. A sensitive. vampire. Yeah. Ah, there's lights. Oh, hey. How's it. going? No. A sensitive vampire is uh would it. be okay if I suck your blood? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't want to. impose. Yeah. Yeah. That's good. Give him another one. Last one. Give him. one last character.

Um shy Bill Cosby. I actually saw Bill. Cosby before it went crazy and he's kind. of like before before they you know it. went crazy. I kind of want to eat the. hogy but I don't know. Yeah. like North Carolina guy, dude. North Carolina. Oh, makes sense. Wow. Can I Can I see your teeth with your. smile? Yeah, it's nice. I actually part. of the reason for my uh body looking so. [ __ ] up is I actually called on the. show one time to tell you guys about.

this is that like I found out that my. biological mom is actually my. cousin. I called you guys on the phone. about that one time. Nobody could tell. And that's why I looked at You're. inbred. Uh, basically what happened is. my mom who gave birth to me, her eggs. were all [ __ ] up. So then they put an. egg on my cousin. So then my whole. family tree shifted. Uh, and I also have. a lot of uh, Neanderthalis DNA. But. dude, that doesn't mean that I can't.

have a good time. You know what I'm. saying? Yeah. No, it sounds like your. family has a real good time. Yeah. Yeah. Your mom is your cousin. Yeah. So. biologically my your mother b my great. aunt. So they use your your mom's. cousin's eggs. They use my cousin's. eggs, but it's my mom. My my mother who. her niece put egg and then I spawned and. now I'm here ready to rumble.

Did anyone regret that? Your cousin is. your mother biologically. Yes. Yeah. Your cousin's your mom. Your actual mom. is the woman who who pushed you out of. her body is your cousin. No. No. No. That's my great aunt. That's his aunt. Oh, wow. Technically his Yeah, that. would be his right. That'd be your great. aunt. But my uh mom who who pushed me. out of her body, she looks up to you cuz. uh she's in the the program and she. talks about it and how you're a good. influence on the program. Where does she. live? She lives she used to live in LA.

and now she lives in Northern. California. Wow. And you're what? You. grew up in California? Yeah, I grew up. in I was born in Burbank and then I. moved up to Northern California. Then I. went on a couple of alien spaceship. travel adventures and now I'm back here. somehow. I wound up back here. When you. say an alien spaceship, do you mean. Sandy Hook? Listen, man. Like I said, use the only. guns I have are these ones right here. If you do the gun thing, I swear to. [ __ ] God, dude. You We're never going. to see you again. No more gun arm jokes.

I'll show you. I'm not armed. Don't slow. down. Slow down, dude. Show me your. hands. Yeah. What does that say? I got. some thing here. What is that? Hand. sanitizer. Hand sanitizer. Sleeping. mask. I got a battery pack from the. casino cuz I do go. Yeah, I'm learning. poker. This guy is unbelievable. What. medication you on, man? Dude, I'll tell. you. I take a daily dose of good vibes.

and also uh anxiety. And then you. combine those two. And you take anxiety. medication? No, I don't. You don't take. any medication? I I am on copious. amounts of caffeine. Maybe that's. considered. How many cups of coffee? I. drink roughly about 400 milligrams per. day, which is about four cups of coffee. a day. But if I want to I push the. limits. Maybe there's assignment I got. to deal with, you know, maybe 6 800 we. pushing, you know, but my heart is. pumping. So I'm alive and I'm I'm It.

would do that without the coffee. You. know that, right? Yeah. It just goes a. little faster and it certainly does. How. many times have you been at Burning Man? Dude, I've never been, but I gone to a. couple of uh raves here and there. I. like to turn up, but I'm sober at the. raves, which is funny. All my friends. are like rolling and tripping out, and. I'm just like pumping my fist on. caffeine. Just having Stop waving those. guns. around us. Wait a minute. How So, you're. sober completely? Yeah. Uh, no. For the. most part, uh I like to live a sober.

lifestyle, but I I because of all the. addiction in my family and stuff, but. I've never actually been sober. I I like. whiskey. Uh I've been trying to. experiment a little bit, but I'm not. like drunk. I'm just for the flavor like. old man. And I'm 23. Interesting. Well, how is the dating. life? It's great. Like I said, ethical. non- monogamy. It's a lot of fun. Do you. don't you have a girlfriend, but you're. practicing ethical non Okay. Okay. So, they're hooking up They're hooking up. with other people. And is she allowed. to? Yeah. Does she tell you about it?

Yeah, she does. And she's bisexual, so. it's mostly women, which is a good time. for me. Uh, that's the dream. But, you. know, you guys live together? I. No, not yet. Yeah, cuz that's when. things send. Well, it'd be hard to live. together and [ __ ] so many other people. I mean, get a camera set up in her. place. I trust her. No. Well, she tells. her. My feeling is it's not it's it's. bad. Why? She tells him. They tell each. other. She tells me and and it's Does. she show you photos of the guys? We. respect each other and it's like I said,

it's mostly women. Oh, it's mostly women. because I don't have that. I don't think. so. My gut says it's mostly men. Well, and real men. I know you're also. you were had a pass with Ozmpic and. stuff, so maybe your gut might be a. little wrong here, but I don't know. I. respect I respect He's a doctor, dude. I. knew it, dude. I'm actually uh thinking. about getting the cops. Hello Fresh. I love HelloFresh, my.

friend. Do you know why? Why, babe? I. don't have a lot of time. You have. almost no time, right? And then also, I. want high quality food and it's quick. and home-cooked. Yes. And you want to. schedule it every week. And how easy is. it? Cuz it goes to where? What do you. get though? Does it Do you have to go. pick it up somewhere? No, it delivers. right to your door. And do you like. panko crusted chim ch ch ch ch ch ch ch. ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch. ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch. ch ch ch ch ch ch chim churi maramondi. or sundried tomato grilled cheese. sandwiches? Well, guess what? They're. there. Plus over 100 seasonal snack. sides and treats because this summer. HelloFresh is going to make it even.

easier to enjoy delicious, healthy. homemade quality meals with their new. readymade meals. Oh my my my my my mouth. is already watering looking at the. southwest inspired chicken bowl and the. stir fried udon with pulled pork and. veggies. There's also a creamy Alfredo. truffle pasta and Indianspired chicken. paired with turmeric rice. Guys, you can. choose from 60 recipes every week, including prep and bacon ready-made. meals, and plus 100 plus market items to. add on to breakfast, lunch, and more. They delivered right to your doorstep.

So flexible. We've been using them for. so long. You know we love HelloFresh. Bobby, tell them how to make your summer. enjoyable and delicious by signing up to. HelloFresh at. hellofresh.com/badfriends10m and get 10. free meals with a free item for life. That's right. That's. hellofresh.com/badfriend10fm for 10 free. meals and a free item in every box. hellofresh.com/badfriends10m. One per box with an active subscription. Free meals are applied as a discount on. the first box. New subscribers only. Varies by plan. True classic. You want.

to look like Paul Newman. Yeah, he was. so cool. You want to look like Marlon. Brando? Classic fits. Classic fits, guys. Classic because the mission goes. beyond fit and fabric. It's about. helping guys show up with the confidence. and purpose. Bobby Lee has confidence. and purpose. Okay. It comes from things. like this. The gear fits right. You feel. amazing. And it's priced so guys. everywhere can step into confidence. without stepping out of their budget. Do. you know why I like True Classic? Why? Because I'm classic. You are. And you're. true. I'm Dude, I'm truer than you most. people. You're the most I've been. wearing true classic for a while now.

And you can feel the difference the. moment you throw one on. Tailored where. you want it, relaxed where you need it. No bunching, no stiff fabric, no BS. Just a clean, effortless fit that. actually works for real life. The true. classic basics are my favorite cuz the. basic TE's you can wear I wear them. sometimes around the crib. Sometimes. when I'm watching TV, playing with the. pup in the backyard, when I'm taking a. walk, when I'm sexy when you wear them. Well, I do look a sexy boy when I'm. taking when I'm even going to meetings. and stuff. That's the best part. They. look high-end, but they're not. overpriced like these designer fabrics.

You can ditch that disposable fast. fashion. True Classic is built for. comfort, built to last, and built to. give back. You can grab them at Target, Costco, or head to. trueclassic.com/badfriends and get. hooked up today. N The only threat I am. is to if you're having a bad time, you're going to be having a good time. And that's not a sexual induendo. Those. lies work still with women. Yeah, dude. My best line with women is like, "Look, is there a mirror in your pants? cuz I. can see myself in them. It's a working. It goes 10 out of 10. You know, their.

legs are trembling. You hear a clam getting wet. We're going. to die today. Yeah. This is it. That. when we looked at each other, we knew we. were going to die today. Yeah. Thank. you. My god. Don't kill us, please. What. do you plan on doing when you get older? I like the bad. What's your goal? My. goal in life or what? No, in somebody. else's life. Maybe Harry Truman. Yeah. Harry Estro. Yeah. Yeah. What's your. goal in life? My goal in life is to make.

enough money that I don't have to worry. about bills. How much money is that? That's maybe a h 100,000 a year. That's. a good level for me. And then I just. want to make cool art and enjoy the. world and. practice mindfulness and creativity. I. want to also make movies. I'm in film. school right now. Yeah. Well, you know what? I bet him he's a. better director than you are, bud.

Okay. Mhm. I trust him before you, bud. Can you get I don't. Can you get financing? Yeah, I can get. financing. Sometimes it's a little under. the table. You know, you know it's. Hollywood. So, this kid is from the. Eastern Block. He's not from Burbank. This kid is from the Eastern Block. There's no doubt in my mind. Inland. Empire. The way he talks, there's a. little Russian in the background. Oh, they there's a little He's got a little. sneak in there. Where were you really. born? I was born in Burbank, California. Burbank. Like I said, I hear it, dude. I was born in Burbank,

Moscow. Burbank close. Say Gulog. Gulog. Welcome to the goolog. Call of Duty, man. You play. See, let's get it, bro. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's how they talk. I know. There's something about him, though. It's a good meme, bro. Oh, you. good or bad? I think there's a. combination of both. Yeah. Bobby, I've. seen you one time like pulling in real. life. I saw you at the comedy store and. you were getting mobbed by a lot of. women and I was like, "Good on you.".

Yeah. Did you say anything to me that. night? No, I just watched it from a. distance. I said hi, but you're busy, bro. You're. you're busy uh you know, navigating the precious Well, my friends. are there, so you know. Let's go over. preventing uh gun violence here. It's. signs of a shooter. Critical signs. Yeah. Yeah. Number one. Suddenly. withdraw zoom in please activity. Okay. Do you withdraw from friends and. activities? No. Very social. Pretty. social. Yeah. Excessive irritability. Yeah, that one's up there. Yeah. I I.

like one time I heard fireworks going. off and I just hit the deck. I thought. it was something else. This for sure. Experiencing chronic loneliness or. social isolation. Yeah, I play games, dude. Yeah. On the internet making. direct threats towards a place, another. person, or themselves. You ever done. that? Uh, only the haters. There you go. Do you have any guns or at home? No, just samurai sword. Number 10 is a. dangerous one. That's worse. Cruelty to. animals. Have you ever been mean to any. animal? No, I love animals. Good. Then.

you're I really do love animals. That is. the testament for me. If you're I just. moved in with some little wiener dogs. And what do you mean? They they had an. apartment and they put out an ad. Four little wiener dogs put out a. [ __ ] So they the wiener dogs they. they look nice but then they are fairly. football-shaped and in need of human. roommate who will pick up poop, get us. food and also pick up our poop. Please. walk us.

But it's kind of like a football and I. didn't want to hurt the dogs but it's. just one of those Oh, there's my dog. How many dogs are in the house? There's. three right there. And then me, of. course, because I'm an animal. I'm a. creature feature. You know what I'm. saying? My guys, for sure you are. Hide. your kids. Hide your wife. Because they're going to fall in love, dude. That's why you got to hide. I feel. that. Well, cuz you know they'll end up. a member of the family of the family, you know. Yeah, that's what I'm going to. say. Also, thank you. How's your also.

also? Thank you. That didn't play. But. anyway, uh I'm bombing today. Well, you. know, you're a very interesting guy, dude. Consensual nomine. I'm an open. book. I think he's he could be in the. crew. Just promises you won't kill us. I. won't kill you. I promise. I'll defend. you with my life, dude. If there's a. rhino coming down the road, I will not. be able to stop it, but I'll try. Where. are we with the rhino? Burbank rhinos. You never know. Rhinos in Burbank. Have. you seen Babylon, dude? They've got.

animals hooking off trucks every day. So, who knows? There's a stray rhino. I'll defend you, Bobby. I won't stop it, but I'll try. You know, I like you. Thank you. I like. you. What's that? You like him, you. know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I do like him. I. do. I do like him. Yeah. Yeah. There's. something special about him, you know? I. feel like he's got something extra like. a chromosone or something. That's for. sure. Yeah. And do you have any brothers. and sisters? Oh, that's where it gets.

complicated, right? I love So, we don't. want to go down. No, no, I do. Yeah. I. want to hear the complication. I'll tell. you. So, I got one brother and like he's. my dad. and I have an uncle. who's also my brother. Yeah. You're not. going to believe this. My sister is my. mom. Yeah. My cousin is my aunt. Is my. dog. Yeah. Is my dog. Yeah. Yeah. What. is it? Tell us. I mean, DNA is a double. helix. So, that is true. Okay. [ __ ] gets. complicated. But tell me about your.

family. I'll tell you. I'll tell you. So, I had a brother. Uh, I always knew. he was my brother. I always knew he was. my brother. I have him still. Uh he is. 13 years older than me and he's an. interesting fellow. He's going to be. moving to Thailand. He's a DJ, but he. still lives with his mom and stuff, but. he's cool. He's moving to Thailand. He's. also a DJ. Well, why else would you go. to Thailand? The FBI, dude. That's who moves to Thailand. DJs. And. then DJ Island. This is the cool part or. the crazy part is that essentially my.

second cousins who I thought were just. some distant ass relatives, they're my. biological siblings now. Uh. dude, dude, dude, dude. Hell yeah, dude. White trash, baby. So, Burbank, who would have known? Where. do you live in Norcal? We're where We're. in Northern California. I used to live. an hour north of San Francisco where so. that's out in the wine country. It's. called Santa Rosa. Loi. Yeah. Yeah. So.

then there's a lot of animals out there. I probably got some brain damage. One. time I drank a puddle. Uh I drank I. drank a puddle for $5 cuz you know when. you're a kid, dude, $5 $5. Yeah. So I drank a puddle and then now I'm. here. Drank a braineing amoeba. And even. the amoeba got up there and was like, "Not much to chew on." Crazy. Crazy. I'm. just going to hang out for a little. What else have you eaten or drink and. that. besides my bodily fluids on accident a.

couple times? Couple times. Yeah. Yeah. What? Like your pee one time? Shame on. me. Two time. I like to taste the pee. Players [ __ ] up, man. That's what. happens. Players got to play. Players. [ __ ] up. Players got to play. Players. Wow. Fancy. Get it out clean if you're. going to get it out. God, every time. Yeah. I think you're rubbing off on me, dude. Like I don't even know what I'm. saying. Never stumbled like this. I. know. It's you, dude. I'm like, so Bobby, I was wondering, can you give.

me some advice? I'm trying to learn on. what? On how to just be out in the world. like in this crazy world. Oh, okay. So, I think you need more flames. Okay. On. your body. You're right. Like flamy. pants like on fire or like Well, you. know, like you flame stitchings on your. jeans. Yeah. Yeah. He means like Guy. Fiery. I met Guy Fiery. Go on. That. doesn't surprise me. Go on. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So that I think you need some. chain mail. Chain mail. Yeah. Yeah. Look. at that. That's pretty cumbersome. I.

think chain an entire bodysuit of chain. Just a chest chain mail. I was. considering going to the Renfair and I. saw you were out there and I was. thinking, you know, maybe I should get. some chain mail out there. How'd you. meet Guy Fury? Uh, I'll tell you. I was. a DJ technician, so I was setting up. cables. technicians. They always put me. in the grunt work. So, I was out in the. dark freaking setting up cables and then. they were having some kind of Salvation. Army event uh donation and Guy Farah is. walking around. So, I said, "What's up?".

I took a picture with him and then my. boss got mad at me. But I took it on the. chin cuz I'm I'm not a beta male. I. don't tuck my tail as we were. talking shots at me. I'm ready to. rumble. Yeah. Well, well, is that the. biggest celebrity you've ever met? Uh, the biggest celebrity that I ever met is. probably PewDiePie, who's the one of the. biggest YouTubers.

I don't know who that is. Actually, no. You know what? The biggest celebrity. I've ever met is Bobby Lee. That's true, dude. I saw What's his name? Andrew. Santino. I saw Bobby Lee. I thought you. had forgotten in the Borderland movie. Enough. All right. He looks just like. you. Yeah. Oh, she met him. Are his. cousins married? Good. If I asked him, do you remember? Oh, hell no. Oh, I. remember him. Yeah, he freed me. out. I mean, how obviously foreign is. this guy? Yeah, he's from Sweden. So,

yeah. No [ __ ] Yeah. Yavla, you know. See, you look just like this [ __ ]. guy, dude. Hey, that's pretty cool. You. do. Doesn't he look like this guy? Am I. true? You're the same type of guy. Yeah. So, going along with the style, like. flames on the pants. What else should I. do? I'm trying to up my, you know, I'm a. noob. I'll be honest with you, with your. look, I he I could see him in Game of. Thrones or something. You know what I. mean? Like a weasel or something, right? But you you do have you are kind of. oddly good-looking in a weird way. Nope. Yeah. You're not seeing it. I'm not.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He looks like a nice. scout. Like a Jude Law, but Jude Law was. an accident. He looks like Jude Law. Yeah. Look up Jude Law. I'll tell you. though, you you mentioned weasel and I. like to consider myself a certified lord. a young. so like I be loitering around waiting. weasling out you know I don't think it. looks anything like a quiet those are. old Jude laws oh dang. I think I'm wrong. yeah no like there boom nope there you.

are dude yeah see look at Oh no it's. more Romulan yeah it's a Ramulan as I. was thinking yeah wow Oh yeah, I think. that I did have a cameo in Game of. Thrones. I was one of those guys who. just instant got archered down. I fell. off the wall. Yeah. Are you being real? No. Oh, couldn't tell. No. No. He's. confusing. He is. Yeah. Yeah. He is. confusing. All right, bud. Well, you. know, we very good interview. Thank you. Do you remember his name? Do you? Do you don't remember his name?

He said it three times. I'll tell you. again. No, give me the first initial. Give him a hint. First initial. Uh Jay. Jay. Jay is the No. Uh uh. Jason. You're. Jake. It's partly Jason. Jackson. Yep. There you go. Now you know who to call. the cops about. Am I right? Get Dude, dude. This guy. I got it. I love this. guy. Don't give me a restraining order. cuz like I said, uh I speak a lot of. languages, but my favorite language is.

the language of love and I'm not a I'm. not here to And you speak it so much. I. also speak Jigglypuff. Heyo. H. What's Jigglypuff? The Pokemon. Oh, do. do it more. Yeah, dude. Jigglypuff. Yeah, do more, please. Jigglypuff goes. hard. I don't know if you've seen him, but give me what we can do. Jigglypuff. Give me an uh YouTube. Give me what he. sounds like. All right, I'll turn it on.

I can't do it. He's saying, "Oh, jigglypuff. phys. That's literally what I'm saying. Oh, Jigglypuff. Oh, Jigglypuff. I'm not gay, but I just felt something. I just felt Did you feel something? Dude, you serenating me, man. Yeah. Look. at my. No, don't look at me in the eye. [Music].

Dude, this guy reminds me of when we. would do fan meet and greets. Yeah. And. this and this guy would show up. Yeah. And and he'd be like, "Dude, I Andrew, I'm sorry, but I just I love Bobby so. much." And I'd go, "I know, dude. Andrew, I know I know who your fans are. I know who your fans are." Give me some. compliment. No, no, I don't want any. I. got to be honest with you. I can tell. who your fans are. What do I say? Well, from a mile away when they come up, I. go, "Bobbyy's fan." Hardcore Bobby's. fan. I actually really like your standup.

comedy. Thank you. I love you. Let him finish. Let him finish. I love. you, buddy. Here, I'll I just I can just. tell from my Shut up, Hu. Go ahead. Finish. So, I I love your your standup. comedy. It's really witty. Thanks. And. uh I've never like seen your pubes on. stage or anything like No. Uh like. another comedian who I've probably seen. Oh, that's what it is. He's connected to. your pubes. Stand up. Stand up and show. them your pubes. Would you like some to. take home? Give him some to take home. Can we get some scissors real fast? Do.

you have any scissors? Would that take. some home? Give him some to-go pubes. Yeah. Yeah. Isn't that sick? Yeah. Oh, not a knife. Oh my [ __ ] god. A knife, dude. Get scissors, [ __ ] Well, give. me that knife. No, no, no, dude. Don't. cut yourself. Yeah. Yeah. I want No, don't do that. No, you'll cut yourself. Don't get the scissors. Yeah. Yeah. Here. we go. Oh my god. I want it. Well, I. have to sing the song while we're doing. it. I do it. I do it. I do it. Jiggly pop.

Oh, I'm on my way. I don't have any. pubes. Yeah, you do. Look. Yeah, there's. some there. You got to go to to your nut. sack. Go close to your nut sack. Be careful, bud. You do it then. Put. your ball sack on. You do it then. Well, get your ball. The ball sack is shaving. and clean. There's nothing. No. Get this. section right here. Oh, no. It's so. close to your penis. It's I don't. see. How do you grab it? That was the. problem. Will you scoop it off your.

chest there? Can you just scoop it off? I can't. Come here, buddy. You You got. to get these. I'll come. No, no, no. I. No. Back up. Sit back up. All right. All. right. We'll deliver to you. Understood. I understood the assignment. No, you. could. You You know what you could do? You could sniff these scissors. Hey, man. I drank a puddle, so anything for. money at this point. Wait, what would. you do? I have a 100 bucks in my pocket. What would you do for 100 bucks? I'd do. anything for 100 bucks from Bobby Lee, man. Except some some uh sexual acts. that No, we're not doing that. We're not. doing that. How about How about Brown. knows him. Brown knows him. Lay on the.

ground. You got to stick your his stick. this in your butthole. Oh, [ __ ]. I'm down for some experimentation, right? Stick this in your butthole. This. is monogous, not monogamous. I'll tell you what, monogous. I'll tell. you what. I'll give you some insight. just because I like you guys. Oh, thanks, brother. Thanks, brother. All. right. I've tried some kind of stuff. along those lines before. And you know. what? It's pretty fun, dude. And look, I'm telling you, man. Well, give me that. thing.

Here you go, dude. I'm secure in my. masculinity, dude. But listen, but listen, when Voldemort is coming for me, dude, in both ways, you know, what are you. talking about? What are you talking. about, dog? It's a little bit of a cursed object. So, I I only like uh you know, made. objects and that doesn't have a good. enough flared base. You know what I'm. saying? Can you do a handstand? I could. do a cartwheel, but it's pretty mid.

I I don't want to see it breaking. How. about this? Do just pop locking for a. minute. Pop locking. What do you do for. us, by the way? Yeah. Yeah. Well, I'm a. Is he an intern for us? Yeah, I'm an. intern. I make a lot of uh research and. what I got to come here. This is tight. What do you do for us? Same thing. Do. you guys get along? Are you guys over at. Seven Eckis? You guys are tight. But so. George hired you. Uh Bryce. Bryce or.

Lane? It was one of them. But one Bobby, can I tell you something? Not me. I. objected. Bobby, I tried to walk up to. you one time in real life and I tried to. give you my resume. I'm not even joking. And that was a bad mistake on my part. Players [ __ ] up, like I said. Yeah. Uh, but I don't do that anymore because of. Mone. Remember what you did to me there? It's What did I say? You said, "Uh, no. I'm going to lose in my car." And then. you went to go, "Uh, some more." That's.

pretty accurate. Beautiful women. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. The guy gets beautiful. women. Hey, guess what? Guess what, dude? Yeah. Uh, Jackson. Hey, thank you. Sorry. Um, from now on, I'll say hi to. you. We know each other now. Hell yeah. No, you you'll forget. No, I will know. Jackson, we met them before. I have to. warn all the other comics about like. clear the hallways. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sort of a creature feature and. people always think they know me. They. they seen me around. They probably have.

cuz like I said, I'm a loiterer. But a. creature feature is the type of film. typically horror science fiction where. the monster supernatural creature is the. main antagonist. Well guys, if you're. talking about the par intexicality of. the film industry, all right, I'll tell. you a thing or two about there. There's. different genres. You got to be pay mind. of the misen all that kind of stuff is. quite important. So I was not quite. referring to the creature feature per. se, but you know that is a good genre.

See this this could be a PSA for. inbreeding. How dangerous it really gets. It really. is dangerous. Don't [ __ ] your cousin. Say I thought you were going to be. talking about like everyone should do. it. Like nobody get off the boat. Get. off the boat. Sink, dude. I got to tell. you, Jackson Jackson Hole, you're an. interesting guy. Interesting guy. You're. You've got a bright future. Like the. baby, if I I hire anyone to babysit my. kids, it would be this guy. But um yeah,

this cat this cat seems he's normal. I'd. hire you to I'd hire you to uh land hire. him. No, [ __ ] I care about that. But. landscaping in North Dakota, like far up. far away. Yeah. Yeah. I know I live in, you know what I mean, LA, but go to. Northakota. Have you ever done manual. labor? Dude, I have. They put me to. work, man. Like I said, I was a DJ. technician, so I scared a lot of. speakers and stuff, but then there's. like situations where you just go off a. Craigslist ad and they're like, "We got. some machetes. Can you just go cut some.

shit?" And then what would you go cut, dude? You cut bamboo. You cut whatever. And I don't Is that you? You did that. You hired them to do that. Yes. What. else did you go cut? My pandas were. hungry. Yeah. You got to feed them. They. can't just not eat. Yeah. Did you know. that bamboo is technically the largest. grass? Yeah. We didn't need to know. that. But I do know that. Dude, I'm like. a encyclopedia, dude. I know every. single thing. If you want any. information, I'll tell you how to I'll.

tell you. What do giraffes eat? I'll. tell you. Giraffes, they eat um the. conifer tree because it uh is quite high. up and it's very uh nutritious as far as. the photosynthesis goes within the the. plant. And the the second half was. [ __ ] Yeah. Ask him ask him another. one. Um describe describe to me the the the. give me the scientific explanation of. why uh fish can breathe underwater, how. gills work. All right. So listen,

there's a fish, right? I don't know. Good start. You've you've eaten a couple. of sashimi, but they're they can also be. our friends. So you see a fish and as. the trajectory of the fish cuts through. the water in the perfect angle, the. oxygen is absorbed in the gills. Yeah. So for us, that's like uh I don't know, maybe if you're 69ing and you just get a. second and you get a fresh of breath. air. That's what it feels like when the. fish swims through the water at the.

perfect trajectory. It's getting that. extra air in, you know, but if you take. them out the water, dude, you're back. underneath and you got to hold your. breath again. I know who you are now. Who am I? The [ __ ] up William Defoe, dude. And I also have the big penis. Can. you see it? Can you see it? Just. kidding. Yeah, there is something about. him that's William Defoe. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Actually, not now. You're way worse.

Yeah, dude. Do that smile. Hey, AI is. going to fix. AI is going to fix me, dude. Pretty soon. it's going to be like one of those video. games. You just customize your. character. Yeah, I can add a couple of. uh inches to my height, you know, maybe. lose the [ __ ]. expect the patronum that ho. Am I right? Yeah. Yeah. We're muting you now. Yeah. All right. Well, Jackson, Jackson Hole, thank you. I think you're a fantastic.

group. Okay, you don't have to bow to. me. Sorry. I was polite. Okay. Thank. you, Jackson. Thank you, Jackson Hole. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Jackson, that's not. because it's not screwed in. No, no, that's not your fault. MCO didn't put. the weight back on the [ __ ] It's. okay. What a guy. Thanks, Jackson. What a guy. Where do we go from there? I don't know. What a guy, though. Interesting guy. Yeah, that was wild. He was wild. Should. we fire him? No, I kind of want to keep.

him. Only one more month. Really? And. then we got to get him a job, I think. Yeah, I think we got to get him a job. And then what? What are we going to make. him do here? Landscaping. In North Dakota. Yeah, in North Dakota. I like this guy. Both of them I liked. They're both great. Yeah. We've we've. we've done a great job having a good. crew of interns come through this show. What? He wants a job. You want a job? Okay. He wants a job. What are we going. to do? He just begged. That was so sad. Okay. Give him money. I'm going to give. him the 100. You get him money. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Should I do it now? Yeah. Make him come get it. Come here, guys. You going to make us fight for money? No. No. Here's some money for you. Are. you serious? Yeah. Cuz I I actually am. not paid at all. There's money. Here. Just have a dinner. Nice dinner for you. guys. Are you sure? Thank you so much. That That genuinely means a lot. Appreciate it. That's very nice. I don't. shake hands, but Thank you. No. No. Back. the [ __ ] up, bro. One day. No day. No. day. I'll repay you. I'll get No, no, no. Don't get out. Get out. You deserve.

that. You deserve it. You guys deserve. that. You guys are both fantastic. Thank. you so much. You changed their day. You. sh You see what you do? That's like five. Chipotles visits. Can I do a uh can I do. like a little uh like a little Larry. King out for this? Yeah, please. Here's. the deal. What we've learned today is. the levels of which Bobby Lee's depths. depth of love in the public eye goes. deeper than any of us ever anticipated. He's able to reach out and shape lives.

he's not even really connected to. We. learned that Jackson's. mom, cousin, sister, brother needed help with sobriety. founded through you and your humor and. who you are and your commitment to the. program. And we learned that Barnacle, that's his name. Yeah. Barnacle. Yeah. Diego. Diego. Diego. Oh, Diego. Like San Diego. Yeah, I know. We learned that Diego uh No, he's a good guy. He's a good guy. Bob, you got any final words for the kids? No, absolutely not. Thank you for being.

a bad friend. [Music]. Woo! Woo! [Music].